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by David M Willis on January 6, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Pajama Jeans
└ Tags: jennifer, sal

Discussion (177) ¬

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  1. Tom
    Tom
    January 6, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    Billie’s face in the last panel is weirding me out for some reason. O.o

    • NCP19
      NCP19
      January 6, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

      It reminds me of Foxtrot, specifically Jason’s face in some comics.

      • MadarFoxfire
        MadarFoxfire
        January 6, 2012 at 4:19 am | #

        It’s sorta like that circular pursed-lips expression they make when they’re pleased/anticipating but in a different style.

        • fellixe
          fellixe
          January 6, 2012 at 9:59 am | #

          She looks like Hattie from NCIS:LA

          • GhotiHeads
            GhotiHeads
            January 7, 2012 at 6:12 am | #

            I have to disagree. She has a Fox Trot face.

            For example: http://comics.ganneff.de/2008.05.29/Foxtrot-2008.05.29.gif

            • CWR
              CWR
              January 8, 2012 at 5:15 am | #

              Panel 5 is a total Jason Fox face.

              • Katie
                Katie
                January 9, 2012 at 5:06 am | #

                Agreed.

  2. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    January 6, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    Yeah agree.

  3. Caffeinated
    Caffeinated
    January 6, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    It’s Ultra Car dammit!

  4. Gundi
    Gundi
    January 6, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    …Yes. Sal is Amazigirl. Also Ed Wood was a great director.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 6, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

      And Drake of the 99 Dragons is a good game.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        January 6, 2012 at 1:35 am | #

        and Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li has the best SFX and acting ever. 😛

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          January 6, 2012 at 2:17 am | #

          And One More Day is the best thing to happen Spider-man since the Clone Saga.:)

          • dchorror
            dchorror
            January 6, 2012 at 3:48 am | #

            At least the Clone Saga was fun to read, if a bit long winded.

          • Joe
            Joe
            January 7, 2012 at 1:27 am | #

            And Uwe Boll’s next movie is going to be good!

            • Aizat
              Aizat
              January 7, 2012 at 5:06 am | #

              This might sound crazy to you but there is one good Uwe Boll movie.

              • Jetstream
                Jetstream
                January 7, 2012 at 1:59 pm | #

                In the Name of the King, right? I’ve heard that one was actually watchable. Haven’t seen it myself.

              • Kernanator
                Kernanator
                January 7, 2012 at 9:04 pm | #

                You’re right, that does sound crazy.

    • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
      DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
      January 6, 2012 at 2:52 am | #

      And Rob Liefeld was a very professional, versatile comiker.

      Also, Dave Sim has no personal problems with women whatsoever, just like how Alan Moore is none too proud of his British roots, couldn’t be less drama prone, and doesn’t make any effort to resemble a moonsick mushroom wizard.

      • Filthy Pazuzu
        Filthy Pazuzu
        January 6, 2012 at 9:06 am | #

        Your first one physically hurt.

      • Pagannerd
        Pagannerd
        January 6, 2012 at 11:03 am | #

        I love Alan Moore like he is my messiah, and even I couldn’t stop myself from choking with laughter at that description of him.

        • Lordphulish
          Lordphulish
          January 6, 2012 at 11:22 am | #

          Sure, and Frank Miller thinks those occupy wall street folks are real american heroes!

  5. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    January 6, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    Billie! Where’s my Super Suit!?
    Whaaat?
    Where – is – my – super – suit?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 6, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

      I stored it away.

    • LimeTH
      LimeTH
      January 6, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

      WHY do you NEEED to KNOW?

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        January 6, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

        I NEED IT.

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          January 6, 2012 at 12:46 am | #

          Nuh-uh! Don’t you think about runnin’ off and doin’ no derring-do! We’ve been plannin’ this dinner for two months!

          • Zababcd
            Zababcd
            January 6, 2012 at 12:50 am | #

            The public is in danger!

            • Aizat
              Aizat
              January 6, 2012 at 1:11 am | #

              My evening is in danger!

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                January 6, 2012 at 1:30 am | #

                YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!

                • iSaidCandleja-
                  iSaidCandleja-
                  January 6, 2012 at 1:40 am | #

                  I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  January 6, 2012 at 1:41 am | #

                  Here is a suit with a chest-window, now that is the greater good.

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  January 6, 2012 at 2:02 am | #

                  I’d say Combo-breaker, but I think the Combo came to its natural terminus.

                • Keulan
                  Keulan
                  January 6, 2012 at 2:27 pm | #

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2qRDMHbXaM

                • nekobawt
                  nekobawt
                  January 7, 2012 at 7:29 am | #

                  listening to that clip repeatedly and reciting the lines was the best part of working concessions in a movie theater when “the incredibles” came out.

                  well, that and selling popcorn and milk duds to mike tyson. (true story!)

                • Jetstream
                  Jetstream
                  January 7, 2012 at 2:02 pm | #

                  What the HELL is wrong with Pixar, putting out a Cars sequel before a sequel to THAT. Are they insane!?

          • MarcinMN
            MarcinMN
            January 6, 2012 at 12:50 am | #

            The public is in danger!

            • K
              K
              January 6, 2012 at 12:58 am | #

              My dinner is in danger!

              • fellixe
                fellixe
                January 6, 2012 at 10:03 am | #

                Anger is in danger! (See, you just take the D off)

                • OhHayMike
                  OhHayMike
                  January 6, 2012 at 11:36 am | #

                  Two drums and a cybal fall off a cliff…

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  January 6, 2012 at 7:02 pm | #

                  And nobody noticed.

  6. Aizat
    Aizat
    January 6, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    Subtle, Billie. Real subtle.

  7. carl320
    carl320
    January 6, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    Amazi-girl uses doors… can’t be Sal.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      January 6, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

      When have we seen Amazi-Girl passing through a door?

      • dchorror
        dchorror
        January 6, 2012 at 3:49 am | #

        Elevator door, when Billie recommended she be a cheerleader.

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          January 6, 2012 at 12:23 pm | #

          Billie is the one who entered the elevator, not Amazi-Girl.

          The only reason I know that is because I remembered it as Amazi-Girl entering the elevator too, and was going to write in the exception until I went and double-checked it and found I was wrong.

          • dchorror
            dchorror
            January 7, 2012 at 12:25 am | #

            Amazi-Girl did leave the elevator, however.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      January 6, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

      Also we just saw Sal pass through a door – so she can’t be Sal.

    • AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)
      AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)
      January 6, 2012 at 1:18 am | #

      No dina, you are the Amazi Girl.

      • dchorror
        dchorror
        January 6, 2012 at 3:52 am | #

        It’s getting to the point that I’d believe Everyone is Amazi Girl in Indiana.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          January 6, 2012 at 4:39 am | #

          Amazi Girl is Legion.

          • Argon
            Argon
            January 6, 2012 at 10:55 am | #

            And then Amazi-Girl was a Geth.

          • We are Joyce, and we are legion.
            We are Joyce, and we are legion.
            January 8, 2012 at 8:04 am | #

            Amazi-Girl, too?

  8. Loser Boi
    Loser Boi
    January 6, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

    the face in the last panel iss awesome

  9. TSB
    TSB
    January 6, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

    Does anyone else feel like Sal and Walky should adopt Billie as a third sibling?

  10. Eolirin
    Eolirin
    January 6, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

    … Billie is pretty dumb, huh? She’s seen Amazi-Girl up close, and she looks nothing like Sal.

    • dchorror
      dchorror
      January 6, 2012 at 3:53 am | #

      If you were a super hero, wouldn’t you find ways to make your alter ego not look like yourself?

      • Kalan
        Kalan
        January 6, 2012 at 4:56 am | #

        Right! Like putting on glasses! One little touch and your whole look can change. Glasses, and the power of The Script, of course.

        • dchorror
          dchorror
          January 7, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

          Putting on glasses is actually a pretty effective way to be not recognized. It’s amusing the number of people who don’t recognize me because I’d forgotten my glasses in the morning.

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            January 7, 2012 at 3:21 am | #

            I know what you mean.

      • Jetstream
        Jetstream
        January 7, 2012 at 2:04 pm | #

        Of course! Sal’s disguise involves being several inches shorter and at least twenty pounds heavier! It all makes sense now!

        • Jetstream
          Jetstream
          January 7, 2012 at 2:04 pm | #

          Oh, and mousy brown hair shorter than her natural hair!

          • aqua
            aqua
            January 8, 2012 at 1:17 am | #

            wig and bald cap. dreadfully uncomfortable but no one could pull your hair, arguably worthwhile discomfort.

  11. KresyAntics
    KresyAntics
    January 6, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

    Sal… respectful and asking permission to break the rules… Has she been body snatched?!?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      January 6, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

      Yeah! she even walked through a door and everything.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      January 6, 2012 at 1:27 am | #

      Yes, she is a pod person.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      January 6, 2012 at 1:46 am | #

      @KresyAntics: No, she’s just a Rule Abiding Rebel.

      • Khrene Cleaver
        Khrene Cleaver
        January 6, 2012 at 1:45 pm | #

        Blast it! I just spent the last 2 and half hours on TV ropes!

      • I don't always comment on DoA, but when I do, it's to identify with Sal
        I don't always comment on DoA, but when I do, it's to identify with Sal
        January 6, 2012 at 4:13 pm | #

        She can adhere to her own moral code without necessarily fitting the rule-abiding rebel archetype. Keeping one’s word and not breaking agreements are pretty common pieces of moral fiber.

        • David
          David M Willis
          January 6, 2012 at 4:17 pm | #

          I like your username.

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            January 6, 2012 at 7:05 pm | #

            My Gravatar doesn’t agree; but then, he doesn’t agree with much.

            Except your mom, for a nickel.

  12. Nexev
    Nexev
    January 6, 2012 at 12:23 am | #

    Now I just cant help but imagine Sal becoming Amazi girl’s robin somehow.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      January 6, 2012 at 12:29 am | #

      Batman ain’t no sidekick.

      Who would be Alfred?

      • Gundi
        Gundi
        January 6, 2012 at 12:33 am | #

        Duh. Dina. She’d be a perfect Alfred.

      • fellixe
        fellixe
        January 6, 2012 at 12:40 am | #

        Jason

      • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
        DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
        January 6, 2012 at 11:53 pm | #

        Save in past tense, since Dick Grayson did become Batman pre-New 52 reboot….

        Speaking of which, how many times did Bane break Batman’s back and how many new graveyards did the Joker fill after the last Flying Grayson filled in for the Brooding Loner?

  13. mechaqua
    mechaqua
    January 6, 2012 at 12:36 am | #

    Wait I am confused was the roommate agreement actually ever handed in? Because if it was the Ruth has no reasoning to bullying Billie(other then the stolen beer however Ruth has not proof of this and according to Coffin v. US presumption of innocence is assumed until proven guilty) , therefore this whole story need not have taken place. Unless Ruth is a an @$$ #013. Sal dresses in blue so she cannot and Amazi-girl dresses in blue and yellow, which Sal does not who else dresses in blue and Yellow. Therefore Amazi-girl must be Wolverine!!! or Amber ( that’s pretty far fetched).

    • Joe H
      Joe H
      January 6, 2012 at 1:32 am | #

      yes…. because Ruth seems the type to obey case-law….

    • aqua
      aqua
      January 8, 2012 at 1:21 am | #

      Ruth is venting bottled up aggression from family problems on the first person who made herself a reasonable target. Ruth feels miserable and is making Billie her company.

    • BrokenEye, True False Prophet
      BrokenEye, True False Prophet
      September 18, 2015 at 6:16 pm | #

      Don’t be absurd. Amber wears glasses.

  14. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    January 6, 2012 at 12:41 am | #

    Willis, please never draw billie like that again. ever.

    • David
      David M Willis
      January 6, 2012 at 12:41 am | #

      She looks like that from now on.

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        January 6, 2012 at 12:43 am | #

        I’m down.

        • Kannyn
          Kannyn
          January 6, 2012 at 1:15 am | #

          Taunt not the Willis.

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            January 6, 2012 at 1:31 am | #

            In this case, and this case alone, I encourage the feeding of the troll.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        January 6, 2012 at 12:28 pm | #

        I can’t wait to see what that face looks like from head-on!

        • Mkvenner
          Mkvenner
          January 6, 2012 at 11:31 pm | #

          It probably will look a lot better.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      January 6, 2012 at 1:28 am | #

      That will teach you to tempt fate asking Willy things like that.

      • DagonXIII
        DagonXIII
        January 6, 2012 at 10:15 am | #

        Do not meddle in the affairs of David Willis, for he is subtle and quick to anger

  15. LARPeX
    LARPeX
    January 6, 2012 at 12:50 am | #

    SAY “WHAT” AGAIN!

    • mechaqua
      mechaqua
      January 6, 2012 at 12:56 am | #

      I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU M%&&*% $%$#3& SAY WHAT AGAIN!

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        January 6, 2012 at 1:12 am | #

        He’s black.

        • pan_dim_onium
          pan_dim_onium
          January 6, 2012 at 2:35 am | #

          I love that both this and the Incredibles reference up in the comments are Samuel L. Jackson

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            January 6, 2012 at 10:24 pm | #

            Samuel L. Jackson is the gift that keeps on giving.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          January 6, 2012 at 4:41 am | #

          Does he look like a bongo?

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            January 6, 2012 at 5:46 am | #

            What?

            • Kernanator
              Kernanator
              January 6, 2012 at 2:19 pm | #

              *BLAM* DOES HE. LOOK LIKE. A bongo?!

              • mechaqua
                mechaqua
                January 6, 2012 at 5:39 pm | #

                *sob* NO!! *sob*

                • Kernanator
                  Kernanator
                  January 6, 2012 at 7:00 pm | #

                  Then why’d you try to fuck him like a bongo?

    • Wix
      Wix
      January 6, 2012 at 1:07 pm | #

      Dammit, you actually beat me to this one. Darn my late day alarm clock.

  16. Rognik
    Rognik
    January 6, 2012 at 12:55 am | #

    It’s totally Jennifer’s fault for all the “What”s. If she didn’t mumble, we wouldn’t have this problem.

  17. Alechsa
    Alechsa
    January 6, 2012 at 12:56 am | #

    Meanwhile… Ruth is still alone in a hallway with Walky….

    Cut to gratuitous scene of their clothes on the floor…. next to a box of fiddy-piece nuggets.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      January 6, 2012 at 1:29 am | #

      Walky/Ruth/McNuggets = OT3

      • AJBulldis
        AJBulldis
        January 6, 2012 at 1:58 pm | #

        I AM BOARDING THIS SHIP.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          January 6, 2012 at 11:37 pm | #

          PREPARE TO BE BOARDED.

          • Chocobonobo
            Chocobonobo
            January 7, 2012 at 11:33 am | #

            For a nickle.

            • Chocobonobo
              Chocobonobo
              January 8, 2012 at 6:25 pm | #

              OCD commands I correct myself. nickel*

    • dchorror
      dchorror
      January 6, 2012 at 3:56 am | #

      This comment has made my day. There is no further reason to post today.

  18. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)
    AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)
    January 6, 2012 at 1:05 am | #

    And then LoisLane chasing on the false lead for months.

    Lois Lane, action journalist, able to reveal big conspiracy, never realize Clark and Supes are the same person.

    *face in two palms*

    • iSaidCandleja-
      iSaidCandleja-
      January 6, 2012 at 1:45 am | #

      To be fair, those glasses do cover a considerable portion of his eyes.

    • aqua
      aqua
      January 8, 2012 at 1:25 am | #

      doesn’t she figure it out a few times, but then there’s mind erasing, and somehow she sees them both at the same place at the same time?

  19. AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)
    AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)
    January 6, 2012 at 1:17 am | #

    No Billie, you’re wrong. Dina is the Amazi-Girl.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      January 6, 2012 at 1:31 am | #

      Wrong again, Dina is (not-so)secretly Boner Babe.

      • Khrene Cleaver
        Khrene Cleaver
        January 6, 2012 at 1:53 pm | #

        And her Sidekick Dorothy, the Headline!

  20. jjareds
    jjareds
    January 6, 2012 at 1:31 am | #

    Fonzie?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 6, 2012 at 2:22 am | #

      Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        January 7, 2012 at 3:23 am | #

        Oh wow, now I can’t unsee it.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          January 7, 2012 at 5:32 am | #

          Unsee what? Guiltar doing the Fonz’s “Eyyyyyyyyyyyy”?

  21. Spammy McSpamster
    Spammy McSpamster
    January 6, 2012 at 1:49 am | #

    Hey look! It’s that recycled joke from shortpacked.

    • Spammy McSpamster
      Spammy McSpamster
      January 6, 2012 at 11:28 am | #

      *cough*Robin/spidercar*cough*

    • Phillip Wilde
      Phillip Wilde
      January 6, 2012 at 12:04 pm | #

      Recycled? Perhaps. Still funny? Damn skippy.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 7, 2012 at 5:31 am | #

      There are things in the world that are funny even if it’s recycled, like Tom and Jerry for example.

      • nekobawt
        nekobawt
        January 7, 2012 at 7:32 am | #

        ben and jerry’s ice cream, not so much.

    • Cherry
      Cherry
      January 7, 2012 at 11:28 am | #

      Pretty sure this joke is used in every piece of fiction that involves secret identities of some sort!

    • David
      David M Willis
      January 7, 2012 at 11:48 am | #

      I’m pretty sure “someone has a secret identity and someone makes a perhaps erroneous guess” is a trope that eclipses Shortpacked! by a very wide margin. To say this is a “recycled joke” is to paint with a ludicrously broad strokes.

      In Shortpacked!’s case, Robin thinking Ultra Car was Amazi-Girl was a parody of that trope, because no sane person would think that a human girl is a car in disguise. In Dumbing of Age, if Billie is wrong, this would be playing the trope straight, because Sal being Amazi-Girl is not a terrible guess.

      I am amused by the idea that, in a world with a superhero with a secret identity, one is not allowed to guess wrong about their identity, because that is a “joke” that you can’t repeat. Does everyone have to get it right on the first try, or can no one guess at all?

      • Spammy McSpamster
        Spammy McSpamster
        January 7, 2012 at 5:08 pm | #

        Your squirming sustains me.

        • David
          David M Willis
          January 7, 2012 at 9:32 pm | #

          Your lack of rebuttal and admission to trolling gives me the impetus to remove you.

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            January 8, 2012 at 1:17 pm | #

            Don’t feed the troll. Justification just sustains it. If trolls are ignored, they eventually starve and eat a gun. Nom.

            • David
              David M Willis
              January 8, 2012 at 11:59 pm | #

              I prefer to block the IP of the troll from the website.

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                January 9, 2012 at 12:47 am | #

                Eeep.

              • Spammy McSpamster
                Spammy McSpamster
                January 9, 2012 at 1:17 am | #

                If I’m a troll, you’re too gosh darn sensitive.
                My so-called ‘trolling’ was just a lame joke right from day one. Way to censor the lame.

                Also, conveniently I just moved. So it’s like it wasn’t ever blocked at all. HUZZAH.

      • Amilam
        Amilam
        January 8, 2012 at 12:52 am | #

        Actually Sal as Amazi Girl is a terrible guess. Different height, weight, nationality, glasses, hair length, pop culture references, fashion style, voice, etc. It would be plausible if she had just heard second hand accounts and made the connections, but having ridden her… not so much.

        Anyways, just my 2 cents. ymmv

        • aqua
          aqua
          January 8, 2012 at 1:28 am | #

          ridden her . . .

  22. f.p.
    f.p.
    January 6, 2012 at 2:48 am | #

    Walky is Amazi-Girl. Notice how much he wishes he could wear pajamas made for girls? Cross-gender crimefighting is his only outlet. He made the Batman remark about Sal to throw Billie off his trail, knowing she’d catch on otherwise.

    • Zababcd
      Zababcd
      January 6, 2012 at 3:37 am | #

      Billie is Amazi-Girl. She’s only accusing Sal so that Sal doesn’t learn the truth. Her previous encounters with Amazi-Girl are explained by time-travel.

      • f.p.
        f.p.
        January 6, 2012 at 4:46 am | #

        Are you kidding? The clues totally point to Walky. Notice the hyphen in “Amazi-Girl?” That long, stiff hyphen is a phallic symbol, indicating that Amazi-Girl has a penis (hence the amazement). Walky is also assumed to have a penis, so it’s a perfect match. Furthermore, David Willis left a clue in one of his other works. Turns out the title of one of his most epic comics is “It’s Walky!” What more proof could we need?

        • fellixe
          fellixe
          January 6, 2012 at 10:13 am | #

          Amazi-Girl is Faz with falsies and a tuck.

  23. Tenn
    Tenn
    January 6, 2012 at 4:14 am | #

    PersonwhoisAmaziGirlsayWHAT.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      January 6, 2012 at 5:18 pm | #

      All the ladies in the house put your hands up!
      All the fellas in the house put your hands up!
      Now whoever is Amazi-girl put your hands up!
      Now everyone else put your hands down!

  24. Aizat
    Aizat
    January 6, 2012 at 5:48 am | #

    Who does Sal think she is? Stone Cold Steve Austin?

  25. Lordphulish
    Lordphulish
    January 6, 2012 at 11:27 am | #

    I AM AMAZIGIRLSPARTACUS!

  26. Hitoshi
    Hitoshi
    January 6, 2012 at 12:16 pm | #

    She is CLEARLY the Catwoman to Amazi-Girl’s Batman.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      January 6, 2012 at 12:31 pm | #

      So, that means we’re shipping Sal/Ultracar, right?

  27. TheBenenator
    TheBenenator
    January 6, 2012 at 1:09 pm | #

    She used to be Amazi-Girl, but then she took an arrow to the knee while eating cake.

    • turkishproverb
      turkishproverb
      January 6, 2012 at 1:26 pm | #

      Huh

      • TheBenenator
        TheBenenator
        January 6, 2012 at 6:04 pm | #

        I know I confuse myself sometimes, but geeze. X~P Skyrim meme + Portal meme.

    • Khrene Cleaver
      Khrene Cleaver
      January 6, 2012 at 1:56 pm | #

      Please, that cake is clearly a lie.

      • Michelle J Caboose
        Michelle J Caboose
        January 7, 2012 at 10:41 pm | #

        But it’s so delicious and moist!

  28. Kelvin
    Kelvin
    January 6, 2012 at 6:03 pm | #

    What would happen if Billie, Sal, and Amber were all in a room together?

  29. Kelvin
    Kelvin
    January 6, 2012 at 6:04 pm | #

    Also, am I the only one thinking Billie and Sal need to get together right about now?

    • Zababcd
      Zababcd
      January 6, 2012 at 6:13 pm | #

      Of course you’re not.

      • Kelvin
        Kelvin
        January 9, 2012 at 4:53 am | #

        Awesome! >:D

  30. Drunken Nordmann
    Drunken Nordmann
    January 6, 2012 at 6:43 pm | #

    Joe is Amazi-Girl. He disguises himself to Joe the sexually indecisive – with his penis, I assume.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      January 6, 2012 at 9:56 pm | #

      It bears noting that the list of people who have been saved by Amazi-Girl are 1) Joe’s friend Danny, and 2) various women.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        January 6, 2012 at 10:33 pm | #

        That… When you put it like that, it does make a certain amount of sense. You know, aside from the breasts.

        • AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)
          AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)
          January 6, 2012 at 11:04 pm | #

          Are you implying you want to see Joe with breasts?

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            January 6, 2012 at 11:27 pm | #

            What? No! God no! I’m just saying:
            Amazi Girl = Breasts
            Joe =/= Breasts

            This is the primary hole in the “Joe = Amazi Girl” theory, but other than that, considering what begbert said, it makes some sense.

            • Khrene Cleaver
              Khrene Cleaver
              January 7, 2012 at 12:40 am | #

              You’re just wondering where Joe’s primary chest hole is!

              And By hole I mean window…

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                January 7, 2012 at 2:15 am | #

                This just makes me think of Cybersix

              • Kernanator
                Kernanator
                January 7, 2012 at 3:24 am | #

                Will people please stop trying to ship me with Joe?

                • Drunken Nordmann
                  Drunken Nordmann
                  January 7, 2012 at 10:21 am | #

                  As a friend of me would say: “Nein, jetzt erst recht.”

                  I’m currently looking for the correct translation.

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  January 7, 2012 at 12:27 pm | #

                  Awww, does Joe make you nervous?

                • Kernanator
                  Kernanator
                  January 8, 2012 at 11:03 pm | #

                  Anything with a naked penis makes me nervous.

  31. begbert2
    begbert2
    January 6, 2012 at 9:59 pm | #

    I just noticed that Sal’s hair has one side tucked behind her ear and the other hanging free to cover the other ear – and which side is tucked back changes to face the viewer. And now I can’t unnotice it. I’m picturing it actively rearranging itself as she turns her head. Kinda freaky.

  32. Asuka L.S.
    Asuka L.S.
    January 7, 2012 at 12:39 am | #

    If I weren’t so attached to my Joyce gravatar, I’d totally change it to Billie’s face in the last panel.

    • Asuka L.S.
      Asuka L.S.
      January 7, 2012 at 12:40 am | #

      Well, attached to A Joyce gravatar. I’m thinking about changing it up, but I want to stick with Joyce.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        January 7, 2012 at 2:31 am | #

        Change is good, trust me on this.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        January 7, 2012 at 3:13 am | #

        Please don’t change it just for the sake of changing it. Besides, I just love that deadpan Joyce.

        • Asuka L.S.
          Asuka L.S.
          January 8, 2012 at 12:34 am | #

          Very well. Deadpan Joyce shall stay. It’s a rare thing anyway, and I’d hate to leave it vacant and have someone else pick it up. It’s kind of like a signature at this point.

          • Asuka L.S.
            Asuka L.S.
            January 8, 2012 at 12:38 am | #

            Besides, this image most closely fits the theme that my screen name sets.

  33. Karadan
    Karadan
    January 7, 2012 at 12:43 am | #

    I love how putting on a mask and costume stumps any and all forms of identification other than seeing the person’s face. Sal is taller than amazi-girl, has the wrong skin tone, and obviously different hair. Now, some of these could be faked to some extent, but I think Sal would have serious trouble hiding her hair under a wig to make it look like Amazi-girl. Ah, the magic of a mask and costume…

    • hmm
      hmm
      January 7, 2012 at 7:22 pm | #

      As has already been pointed out above, the hair is actually the easiest of these.
      Basically you braid it and tye it close to your head, and then pin the wig to that. It sorta works at concealing identity because everybody expects it to be impossible, but it’s really easy.
      The skin is similarly easy, make-up, but application time should be much more extensive, which may make it impractical.
      Height is the hardest one. It’s relatively simple to get height augmenting shoes of some sort, but obviously you’re assuming Sal’s height is the real height (since Walky would know otherwise). You can pretend to be smaller than you are by standing in the correct angles and abusing perspective, but it’s a constant effort and it’s very easy to slip, so I doubt it’d be worth it. It would also impair her fighting prowess a fair bit.

      • Amilam
        Amilam
        January 8, 2012 at 12:58 am | #

        Right, so considering all that plus changing her accent, manner of speech, weight, and pop culture references we can safely say it’s a bad guess. Really bad, which is fine. Plus I really don’t buy that even professional make up artists could do a plausible job bridging the gap.

      • Karadan
        Karadan
        January 8, 2012 at 12:00 pm | #

        True. Total transformation time from Sal to Amazi-girl: About an hour or two 😛

  34. Sporkaganza
    Sporkaganza
    January 7, 2012 at 1:37 pm | #

    What if Amazi-Girl is actually Jason?

  35. SgtNumnum
    SgtNumnum
    October 11, 2013 at 9:37 pm | #

    Facepalm

  36. BrokenEye, True False Prophet
    BrokenEye, True False Prophet
    September 18, 2015 at 6:15 pm | #

    Your secret is safe with me, Superman

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