I will be at Phoenix Comicon this weekend! I’ll be tabling with Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness in Artist Alley at table 649. I’ve never been to Phoenix, so I’m excited for it. I hope to see you there!
If Levar Burton walks by, I’ll make sure to do my best wide-eyed shellshocked stare. I bet he doesn’t get that all the time from fans at all!
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Joyce likes to be dancin’ with herself, oh-oh-oh-oh!
I feel stupid when I’m dancing. No, I can’t dance as cool as Joyce. I just feel stupid when I’m dancing. Like a psychopathic fool.
Me too.
I eventually learned the only wrong way to dance is uncertainly.
With a record collection and a mirror selection . . .
Yes, “dancing”.
Joyce loves to dancing in her underwear to the tune of “Old Time Roc’N’Roll”.
The grammar nazis are going to linch me for ^ I’m sure.
“Lynch”.
See? My grammar senses are failing me.
Noooo!! Not the spelling nazies! What have you done??!!
Hey, I detect masturbatory overtones.
From Joyce? She’d chop her own hand off afterwards 😛
Joe’s an adult, he can supervise!
This is how Faz appears in this comic? As an adult supervisor?
I’ve been waiting for the creepy bastard, Wen as well, to show up in DoA
My money is on “next year” DoA time.
Of course I’m also fully expecting him to be openly acknowledged as Amber’s younger half brother here, since that drama has already played out elsewhere, in the omniverse.
No, no. That risk is *why* she needs the adult supervision. After all, if you’re dancing with yourself then *how* can you leave room for the holy ghost? And if you don’t…well, you’re just half a step from debauchery in the middle of the floor.
Wait, wait… what about Tuesday?? D=
SAL AND JASON OFFICE HOURS, STAT
Holy ship! you are right.
How does that work?
Is Joe saying Sweet Ass as a greeting or his nickname for Joyce?
he’s saying it as an exclamation, like kickass or hot damn
I think it’s a compliment. Like, Sweet Ass dude! have you been working out?
I am now picturing Joe telling random guys “Sweet Ass”.
Well, right now I just imagined Joe saying that to a really offensive gay stereotype. I’m sorry for that.
Joe’s not the type to ‘mince’ words. 😛
Obligatory link to http://xkcd.com/37/
SCNR
So it’s Friday? Joyce wait…with adult supervision? Gotta side with Joe on this one.
…wearing my pool floaties. for safety!
Takin’ Safety Dance to a whole new level.
I kinda feel like she’s saying that just to make him uncomfortable. I can’t tell.
I’m so glad I didn’t have her upbringing.
I think it’s got less to do with her upbringing and more to do with the recent near rape.
Could be wrong though.
Obviously Joe doesn’t frequent the right knitting circles.
My Doilies are so hardcore!
At least it’s not the Quilt club.
or basket weaving.
The first rule of Quilt Club is you do not talk about Quilt Club.
Erm, Quiltbag?
Second rule of quilt club, your personal life doesn’t matter. So if you want to join the club, let go of everything in your life except quilts.
Dude, knitters are hardcore! They got calluses and shit
I’ve got blisters on my fingers!
There is nothing quite like a knitted gimp-suit.
Have you been reading Regretsy?
Knitted gimp-suits exist.
No I haven’t but I googled it and I saw the Bunny Rabbit Gimp Suit.
I wonder if it is Joyce’s bag or not.
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/10/15/weekend-flashback-trick-or-treat-2/
and don’t make me link to The Blindness Of The Woods.
I remember the site that makes those being on Graham Norton.
http://youtu.be/IqQPxsJemnA
Dancing with adult supervision isn’t dancing.
I don’t think I’ve ever danced without adult supervision.
First you’re a kid with adult supervision (or retrospectively creepy adult friends buying the booze), then you’re an adult yourself. Yeah?
Does she realize that she’s an adult? She doesn’t need anyone else in the room! Just a mirror!
and a table… with stirrups!
Still braver than me. I don’t dance. No, seriously. I. Don’t. Dance.
I don’t usually dance but when I do, I cause a lot of property damage. And that’s why I never got invited to a party again.
I… I headbang and play air guitar. Does that count as dancing?
Depends on the party!
My husband doesn’t dance either. According to him, he never has. I’ve gotten him to sway with me, at home when there is no one around to witness, but in the 15 years I’ve known him, that’s as close as it gets.
I’m a dancing machine! Granted, a faulty machine who’s operation may result in the loss of life and limb, but functional none the less!
Yes, but do you sing about this affliction whilst playing baseball?
Wow, Joyce! You are such a scarlet woman!
Maybe she said that to make Joe go away?
wait what has joyce done in the past few days to be filled with regret, or is my timeline confused?
That whole thing with the party and the trauma, etc
Yeah, that would be a bit of a downer.
Ok well i was confused as to how much time had passed since then, that’s all
Hard to keep track of time when the passing of days isn’t exactly shown on a regular basis
I’m not sure if this is normal Joyce or if this is trauma from the party.
Part-Joyce(the dancing bit) and part trauma(with adult supervision)
I saw goody Joyce dancing with the devil! Unsupervised, no less!
Is it in the pale moonlight?
Because it is my NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!
Or…. because it is my FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE, if you prefer.
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
I know she probably just means music from her playlist, but I’d love to hear the kind of music she’d make.
Okay, DoA rock band! Who’d play what? I feel like Marcy has to be involved somehow.
Marcy plays drums.
Sal’s motorcycle has to be involved somehow.
Sal’s motorcycle on vibraphone.
Danny has to be the lead singer.
He’s got a mullet, you see.
I….don’t think you know what a mullet is.
I imagine the music only exists in her head, and the adult is just watching her silently groove to beats that only she can hear.
Also, the mailboxes in the back make it look like they’re in a Dreamatorium/Holodeck.
Hey, no one’s making a Friday joke. My very, very little faith in humanity has been restored.
Until you, you bastard.
It wasn’t me. It was the one armed man.
Sir, I whip my hair back and forth at you. >8~(
Why?
I imagine the mike-hair as being rigid and able to carve through concrete, so that gravatar whipping its head at you is a real threat.
Seems legit.
Is any one else curious as to what Joyce’s idea of dancing involves?
Me. I was just about to add, “… If I were that adult supervision, I could think of some very interesting dance routines for Joyce…” XD
Wow, Joyce is super-short.
No, Joe is just freakishly la–
I’m not finishing that sentence.
Because Joe finished first?
-te? nky? -zy?
-scivious?
-zarus.
-minated
Okay, I get that she likes dancing to her own music. I get that the idea of ckubs appal her so her own room is preferable to her. I even get that she locks the door, partly out of embarrassment at her dancing and partly because she’s had it drilled into her that dancing will make any passing men lustful enough to burst in and ravish her. What I don’t get is the adult supervision. What would Joyce have done in her room alone that requires an adult to supervise her afterwards? And does it involve the Twilight ‘novels’?
Joyce seems like the type to get caught up in the music and unconsciously transition from ‘approved’ dance moves like slowly turning in circles and swaying from side to side to ‘racy’ moves like pelvic thrusting (gasp!) and miming grinding (oh lordy I’m feeling faint!) and heaven forbid, head banging (back back foul demons back!)!
I was once at a church-sponsored dance where they shut off “Istanbul/Constantinople” and gave us all a talking-to there and then because of the crazed satanic moves we had been driven to. The music selection thereafter was more carefully monitored.
Remind me to show you the Hokey Cokey some time.
I’ve got to wonder if she’s playing Joe just a little bit ’cause given my upbringing (conservative homeschool Bible Church kind of people) I’d normally expect her to end that thought with either “Yeah, there’s a line dancing/English country dancing/clogging group that meets Fridays at the old Methodist Church” or “Sweet! Lemme grab my poodle skirt. There’s a swing dance group that meets in Old Fart’s Hall.”
I’m kinda surprised nobody’s speculating about panel 2 here. What, I wonder, is Joyce expecting to regret? And does it involve Dorothy’s taco?
I assumed she was referring to talking to Walky.
I assumed she was talking about the last time she went partying.
Joe really needs some different friends.
He seems to gravitate towards people who are the opposite of him, doesn’t he?
God dammit Willis, the one year I can’t go you’re there.
Bluuh.
But if you’re free saturday night my band’s playing a show in mesa, which is close-ish to the con.
If you come I’ll sing to you.
One of my online friends insisted that I get a picture of you when I’m at the con. He then introduced me to your comic when explaining just who is this person he wants me to take a picture of it. 😛 I now love your comic and am eager to wander by your table at the con! If I can find it that is… It sounds like there will be so many tables!