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Patrick Willems @patrickhwillems.bsky.social ⋅ 1m
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️𝓝𝓪𝓷𝓲 
Jason knows them, then?
Of course he does. After all, he’s the leader.
The leader of the pack.
*VROOM VROOM*
You know him well.
He’s the first member of the Thugs and Hoodlums crew
TH
Thugs and Hoodlums
I think those are the two that beat him every week-end
(betcha you though I was going to say “Avail themselves”).
COME ON WALKY! TAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE!!!
Jason’s nickname: Fancy Man Jason.
Blade Dog is the thug an Destroyer is the hoodlum. And on tuesdays they trade.
It is his intention to be….
G! T! J!
No, he improvised a couple of names which sounded “ruffianish” to dis Sal and her apparent lifestyle. C’mon, guys, keep your eye on the big picture here: this is classic Fred-and-Ginger “fight until we kiss” behavior.
SAL: She’s nice. Smart. Respectable. These are virtues, like the ones YOU have. Maybe I’d be interested in those… IF I WERE OLD. By the way, everyone seems to be having sex except me, and I’d like to correct that. By the way, I was actually kind of impressed by how hot your ex was, and not in a lesbian way. But most importantly, “IF I WERE OLD.”
JASON: Have fun screwing some STUPID guy, then.
SAL: Your language is stupid.
JASON: Your CULTURE is stupid.
SAL: YOUR FACE IS STUPID.
psst
I think it was a joke
Yeah, but we have to wait and see if Willis subverts that somehow.
And then they suck face.
Yeaaaa, that’s the obvious plot. But this is Willis we are dealing with here. he always manages to come up with a twist.
yeah, they get drunk, go to vegas, and get drunk married before they even get to the kiss, or something. probably. or more likely in an alien base that just so happens to look like a vegas hotel. but then again, what do I know?
You spelled FAAAAAAAAAAAACE wrong.
Proof that Billie and Ruth are shacking up offscreen..
As if we needed proof.
only in the best of our dreams and ships…
Blade Dog sounds so nice…
Destroyer’s not too shabby either.
Lame! I know a Manslaughter and Bloodshed and Psycho Man Shiro.
Still not as Crazy Awesome as Mefisto.
Youfisto?
Oh yeah? Well I know a “Double Parks” and a “Talks in Theaters!”
Those dudes are bad-ass.
But none of them can hold a candle to Jaywalker.
What about pencil taker and dog poop leaver?
Some of them even go to the special hell
I know an Uncle Psycho, although he spells it Siko. Hardcore.
Well since they’ve both been shot down, Blade Dog x Destroyer OTP.
Don’t worry Sal, just get Billie drunk enough and she’ll tend to your garden. Or clean pathway, depending on how you are downstairs.
Garden, hopefully. Never saw the appeal of the latter. Unless we’re talking about STDs, since cleanliness is appreciated there.
sal keeps a dorito, or a landing strip if she’s feeling naughty.
dorothy doesn’t trim hers because that’s a way of imposing unrealistic beauty standards that associate hairlessness with sexiness and when you think about it, making your crotch look like that of a pre-pubescent child is kind of gross.
billie used to get brazilians on the regular, but can’t keep up with it at school, so it’s all stubbly and irritated down there.
sarah doesn’t have time for that.
leslie keeps it natural.
ruth, strangely enough,spends time every morning carefully shaping hers into a heart with mustache scissors.
dina wasn’t even aware that pubic hair maintenance was a thing that people do.
joe keeps his short because he heard it makes your dong looks bigger.
ethan wants to, but is nervous about it.
Joyce is afraid to even touch that area, because she thinks it’s a sin.
And for Walky, it’s enough effort to wash regularly.
And Mike does whatever you don’t want him to.
Really? It makes sex more fun.
Isn’t this how some pornos start?
You can imagine what happens next.
“He fixes the cable?”
“I’m here to fix the pipes”
“I’m hear to tune your piano”
“I’m here to paint the fence”
“I’m here”
I came.
.
.
.
Sorry, I will come again.
Just…give us a minute to reset the scene, wouldja? Wait outside.
“Your pizza is going to cost you $17.50”
“I… I don’t have enough to tip you!”
Wait…. am I reading Questionable content comments?
Awww yeaaaaah
No! Don’t do it! If you make references to one web comic in the comments section of another… Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body simultaneously exploding at the speed of light.
Oooohhh yyyeeaahhh…great – now I’m all worked up! How am I supposed to get any work done now?
“I’ll give you a tip, and then some!”
“I’m here to teach you math.”
Too literal?
After I teach you math, I can teach you religion.
“I’m here to shampoo your rug”.
“We’re here for you daughter, Chuck”
“We’re here to rescue her from having to live with a man who thinks ‘Chuck’ is an appropriate name for his daughter.”
“He’s dead, Jim.”
They’re all dead Dave.
Blade Dog was gonna propose. ='(
Destroyer is going to be crushed. He had it all planned for them!
Don’t worry, the devil’s threeway will make up for it all…
He spent $2 on one of those toy rings you get from those random toy-in-a-ball dispensers even.
He found a hammer to bust open one of those toy dispensers for only $2? That man is a discount shopping wizard!
Where did her cooter retreat to? Albuquerque?
Forgot to make a left turn.
Nah, that’s Bugs Bunny.
No, Alabama.
No Florida.
Back to Hazzard County.
Niagara Falls …. Slowly she turned … step by step … inch by inch …
Blade Dog and Destroyer? Lame! Where I’m from, we got Bloodshed, Mutilation, Stranglehold(he’s a huge fan of G1 BTW) and Mad Dog Ranjeet.
So that’s what he calls his weiners? That’s right, I said it! Jason’s got two!
Jason Jr. and Lil Jason.
as long as neither of them is Jason Vorheez.
And now I’m picturing a wang wearing a tiny hockey mask. Thanks so much for that image.
I thought he was referring to his testicles…I really have no idea what I’m thinking.
They’re so gonna do it.
On that chair.
Its the only one left.
It being some tolly-jocking?
Think jason’s insult was a little over sal’s head.
You know what, my namesake appears to be a non-stop asshole in this universe. It’s a shame, occasionally I like IW Jason.
And when did I become Grace or whoever this is?
To be fair, if one of my students came into my office, sat in my chair, and started complaining about her sex life, I’d probably snark about it too. Being anything but utterly dismissive sounds like flirtation with being dragged before the dean.
Also, I tend to think that Jason’s snark in this strip is a reasonable response after what Sal said to him yesterday.
I know a cooter is supposed to be a vagina, but the word and the mental image don’t go together. I picture a cooter being like some sort of confused, furless badger.
Seems Legit…If someone told me that’s what it was I wouldn’t second guess it.
That’s how teenage boys tend to view it!
Not entirely. They’ve seen the internet, they known many of them are not furless.
Funnily enough, ‘cooter’ is the name of an animal.
Several species of turtle, specifically.
Everyone loves a good Cooter Festival.
You have made 2013 the year of awesome. Thank you Willis!
I’m pretty sure the Daily Show bit on that is the first time I ever heard the term in either context. >_>
So Jason made Sal’s pet turtle retreat? And we didn’t get to see the little guy either.
To me, that’s the name of the mechanic guy on Dukes of Hazzard, which really causes some mental issues when heard in the woman’s private parts context.
Or maybe a… beaver?
A naked beaver?
Or a naked mole rat?
Those are some shockingly appropriate book titles.
Math, Math , Math and New Math.
♪ New math! New-hoo-hoo math! ♫
Don’t panic. Base eight is just like base ten really – if you’re missing two fingers.
How did 64 get into it?
(Funny, I was already listening to Tom Lehrer…y’all forced me to jump ahead a few albums in my listening, though.)
Sixty-four is eight squared, don’t you see? Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.
Why do I think this is heading where I think it’s heading?
Your phrasing makes me think of voyeuristic Bananas in Pajamas.
“Is this heading where I think it’s heading, B1?”
“I think it is, B2.”
Argh, what have I done? It’s an originally Australian show, and I’m Australian, yet I went for the American spelling. Pretend I wrote ‘Pyjamas’. And if you have no idea what I’m talking about, do not go and watch the horrible, horrible cartoon version of Bananas in Pyjamas, lest you become convinced that I was not discerning in my televisual tastes when young.
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking B1?”
“I think I am B2”
“It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!”
This strip is hilarious.
“Avail yerself! Arrr!”
Shipping Blade Dog and Destroyer in three … two … one …
They’re angry dynamic is so perfect. If these two don’t bone, I will be angrier than a komonder in a velcro-lined room.
Blade Dog and Destroyer should have been the title of Monkey Man and Dexter.
If Blade Dog and Destroyer appeared together in a GI-Joe/Transformers crossover comic book, I would not be surprised.
Whoops! I was accidentally Sarah for a moment there.
The cooter is an elusive, high sought after creature. As well as retreating for the winter the cooter is known to hide away periodically
I saw what you did there.
well, jason certainly seemas to be well versed with the local ruffians
is this when his sorrid past as the leader of the cities street gangs before a traumatic event caused him to give it up for a life of sweater vests and math?
Look at him, you can just tell that Jason must have being a delinquent in his youth.
So he’s like Rupert Giles from Buffy?
Blade Dog and Destroyer called. They said Sal’s failure to turn 18 already did the same thing to their pudds, and to cut that “Katie Kaboom shit” out.
Seriously, Jason’s going easy on her.
I just keep seeing them in the street, holding off aliens, Jason on the roof holding the rifle and Sal leaping off the ledges.
They just don’t ‘fit’ into that office.
I wonder if they know Bosco
YOU KNOW BOSCO?!
Noooo! Come back, don’t go!