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May 19, 2026

Weenus

by David M Willis on February 16, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - The Only Dope For Me Is You
└ Tags: sierra, walky

Discussion (210) ¬

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  1. TheOthin
    TheOthin
    February 16, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    WALKY PAY ATTENTION

    • Genera
      Genera
      February 16, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

      He’s paying attention… to his weenus.

    • Skull025
      Skull025
      February 16, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      YOU MISSED SOMETHING WITH YOUR WEENUS. POINT.

      • The Red Moth
        The Red Moth
        February 16, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

        Stop talking to yourself, Joe…

        • AgentKeen
          AgentKeen
          February 16, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

          Aww, you ruined it. I was hoping for just one big string of Joes.

          (The hilarity that I’m currently a Danny commenting on wanting a bunch of Joes isn’t lost on me.)

          • Skull025
            Skull025
            February 16, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

            GOD DAMN IT DANNY WE HAD A GOOD THING GOING WHY’D YOU DANNY IT UP!?

            • Levi
              Levi
              February 16, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

              He Dan’d it hard.

            • Barf Ninjason
              Barf Ninjason
              February 16, 2014 at 1:07 am | #

              So are we just going to ignore that it was Walky who broke the string of Joes?

              • Jackson
                Jackson
                February 16, 2014 at 1:15 am | #

                Why pass up a perfectly good opportunity to blame Danny for it?

                • Keroshino
                  Keroshino
                  February 16, 2014 at 12:29 pm | #

                  But we should be blaming Billie now, she is the new Danny!

            • Dibullba
              Dibullba
              February 17, 2014 at 10:39 am | #

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vgZgLBIfbQ

  2. PureMajora
    PureMajora
    February 16, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Way to go Walky. Way to go.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      February 16, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      It’s her own fault if she didn’t notice he didn’t leave.

      [copping a peek]

      • PureMajora
        PureMajora
        February 16, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

        UNFAIR GENDER BIAS. WHAT IF THIS WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND? IT WOULD BE COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE. MISANDRY. MISANDRY! /intentional hyperbole and sarcasm/

        • David
          David
          February 16, 2014 at 7:37 am | #

          Gender bias? Males cannot even point cross-eyedly.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            February 16, 2014 at 7:12 pm | #

            Either you forgot to put in the sarcasm tag or you failed to notice the sarcasm tag in the previous comment…

            • waldosan
              waldosan
              February 16, 2014 at 8:07 pm | #

              i don’t think that was sarcasm dude. a lot of the gender bias of this case has a lot to do with men’s apathy towards anyone seeing them naked. we just don’t care, or at the very most don’t care when a woman sees us. it takes being bashful and that’s not always considered being a manly trait.

              in other news; holy shit things are just a little bit different.

              • AgentKeen
                AgentKeen
                February 16, 2014 at 9:41 pm | #

                I would probably freak the heck out if this happened to me.

                I am a prude.

  3. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    February 16, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    THREESOMES!

    • nothri
      nothri
      February 16, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      Best laugh I’ve had all night. Thank you for that.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        February 16, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

        You’re welcome! ^_^

        • Kiggy
          Kiggy
          February 16, 2014 at 1:21 am | #

          Isn’t that another webcomic? *scratches head*

          • CrazyOne
            CrazyOne
            February 16, 2014 at 10:17 pm | #

            but that comic rarely has them.

  4. Geminia999
    Geminia999
    February 16, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    And walky continues to cement himself as a character I do not care for

    • David Herbert
      David Herbert
      February 16, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      How can you not like a dude who can appreciate his weenus?

      • Geminia999
        Geminia999
        February 16, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        Because everyone does it anyways? That’s like saying I must like I guy cause he breathes.

        • TwistedTwo-Face
          TwistedTwo-Face
          February 16, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

          If everyone does it anyways, how that be a reason to continue to not like him? LAWYER’D.

        • Flare
          Flare
          February 16, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

          So you like no other guy? At all. Not even your self

        • buckybone
          buckybone
          February 16, 2014 at 3:49 am | #

          Everyone? Cis guys, maybe…but they’re not the only ones with that particular organ.

        • Dante
          Dante
          February 16, 2014 at 3:55 am | #

          I haven’t seen you give any real reason to hate the guy though. I haven’t read any of the other comment threads all the way through, cause there’s just too many comments to really care. But still. And I’ve personally seen no reason to hate him, except for maybe how he is with Sal…

          • gka
            gka
            February 16, 2014 at 8:13 am | #

            Oh no! Someone might have an impression of a fictional character that isn’t supported by a forty page essay! Quick, demand justification, before their opinion seems like it might differ from yours and be valid at the same time!

            • Shanunu
              Shanunu
              February 16, 2014 at 9:52 am | #

              Yay someone else said it.

            • theskeuomorph
              theskeuomorph
              February 16, 2014 at 10:33 am | #

              This, pretty much.

    • Soozi
      Soozi
      February 16, 2014 at 12:12 pm | #

      I kinda agree with you. I don’t mind him when he’s with Dorothy, but when by himself I’ve always found him kinda…. meh. Like, my only response to his comics are “Okay…. I don’t care”. I just don’t find him to be very engaging at all and I can’t bring myself to pay attention to him as a main character.

  5. rhelmot
    rhelmot
    February 16, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    I was unaware his elbows were that flexible!

    • Van Dyne
      Van Dyne
      February 16, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      his vocabulary, on the other hand….

    • Smartkitty
      Smartkitty
      February 16, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      You beat me to it!

    • Minirogue
      Minirogue
      February 17, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      I’m upset that I had to scroll down this far to see a comment on his use of that particular word.

      • hectoruno
        hectoruno
        February 17, 2014 at 6:47 pm | #

        I tried to be the first to point out the elbow and not the winky is the weenus but I got to sleep.

  6. Variaman
    Variaman
    February 16, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    CLASSY.

  7. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    February 16, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    …Ow?

    • AdInfinitumSpero
      AdInfinitumSpero
      February 16, 2014 at 8:22 am | #

      Not if it’s soft.

      • Keldas
        Keldas
        February 16, 2014 at 10:43 am | #

        It probably is; according to the porno he had 3 sessions.

        • Bill
          Bill
          February 16, 2014 at 11:38 am | #

          If there were only two condoms but Walky had three sessions then they must truly be Amazi-Condoms!

          • David Willis
            David M Willis
            February 16, 2014 at 1:01 pm | #

            Walky exercised his boys three times, but only two of those times involved penetration.

            • The_Master
              The_Master
              February 16, 2014 at 2:04 pm | #

              Do you guys really not know what a wenus is?

              • David Willis
                David M Willis
                February 16, 2014 at 4:49 pm | #

                Some time in the future, Walky will refer to his penis as a “ding-dong”; cue so many people saying “NO THAT’S THE SOUND A DOORBELL MAKES.”

              • showler
                showler
                February 16, 2014 at 7:48 pm | #

                I know it’s a slang term, not a real word. So I also know I’m really sick of people making the elbow joke.

              • PedanticJerkass
                PedanticJerkass
                February 18, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

                I know what a wenus is, and I know it’s definitely not the same thing as a weenus.

  8. Uno
    Uno
    February 16, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    CODE RED CODE RED ABORT Weenus pointing

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      February 16, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      EJECT! EJECT!

      • asmcint
        asmcint
        February 16, 2014 at 8:39 am | #

        NONONO, DON’T EJECT! SHITSHITSHIT, AWKWARD AND FURY-INDUCING SITUATION INBOUND!

        • Gigafreak
          Gigafreak
          February 17, 2014 at 9:25 am | #

          The order was EJECT, not EJACULATE. False alarm. Carry on.

  9. asdsadas
    asdsadas
    February 16, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Always follow the divining rod. Even when pointing at ceiling crack.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 16, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      What if he gets stuck. Noone wants to answer THAT house call.

      • Just Cheeto Dust
        Just Cheeto Dust
        February 16, 2014 at 2:26 am | #

        If he gets it stuck in the ceiling, maybe someone else has got themselves a gloryhole on the other side?

        (I don’t know which floor they’re on)

  10. Deathjavu
    Deathjavu
    February 16, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    I mean, that’s basically what penises are for. Pointing at everything possible.

    • Cthulhu's Intern
      Cthulhu's Intern
      February 16, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      I believe you mean WEENUSES.

      • Kennerly
        Kennerly
        February 16, 2014 at 10:40 am | #

        Weeni

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          February 16, 2014 at 12:29 pm | #

          Wiigii

    • The_Master
      The_Master
      February 16, 2014 at 11:55 am | #

      Yea a weenus is the skin on your elbow. Most people have 2.

  11. NerdHerder
    NerdHerder
    February 16, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    DAT WEENUS

  12. Darth Cariss
    Darth Cariss
    February 16, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    It seems unlikely she could enter the room without him knowing, but I guess he was busy talking out loud to himself really loudly and couldn’t hear her over it…

    Yeah, it seems a little weird. But all for the awkwardness of her seeing his weenus I guess.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 16, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Sierra actually walked in while they were banging and just kinda sat at her desk and read. She enjoys the white noise.

      • Foxhack
        Foxhack
        February 16, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        But only one of them is white.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          February 16, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

          As such she was the one who made the most noise.

        • TheOthin
          TheOthin
          February 16, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

          Part white noise, part generically beige noise?

    • bibulb
      bibulb
      February 16, 2014 at 2:35 am | #

      I think it boils down to this :
      Walky is even less observant than I am. “Doh-de-doh-de-doh, pointin’ my weenus around, not really takin’ note of anything not weenus-related.”

      (True story : the Spouse and I go to Bed Bath and Beyond, and as we’re leaving, she hands me a large, brightly colored pillow in the shape of a trout. I express my surprise, wondering where she got it from. She points out that IT WAS UNDER HER GODDAMNED ARM THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS WITH HER.

      The amazing part of the story is that I wasn’t sleeping on the couch that night.)

      • David
        David
        February 16, 2014 at 7:42 am | #

        I was afraid the punch line would have been that the trout was with tadpoles afterwards.

    • Lilith
      Lilith
      February 16, 2014 at 5:50 am | #

      Sierra is a ninja.

  13. fbihop
    fbihop
    February 16, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    I’m pointing at this comic right now.

  14. Bunk
    Bunk
    February 16, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    And then it pointed at Sierra

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 16, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Wouldn’t you?

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        February 16, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

        He might try, but you’d be in his way.

  15. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    February 16, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    In my head, he’s talking like Emeril.

    “Now, we kick the weenus up a notch. BAM!”

    • Fuzzydaemon
      Fuzzydaemon
      February 16, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      Rofl!!!!!

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      February 16, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

      Noooo, don’t kick the weenus! That’s mean!

      • Just Cheeto Dust
        Just Cheeto Dust
        February 16, 2014 at 2:34 am | #

        Unless that’s your fetish.

    • Mo
      Mo
      February 16, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

      “Aw, yeah, babe. Make it happy.”

  16. John
    John
    February 16, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    No biggie, Walky. Everyone and their parents already saw your weenus yesterday.

  17. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    February 16, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Shhhhhh. The moment is over. Let us hold it a funeral.

  18. Count Dracula
    Count Dracula
    February 16, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    I’m glad Walky is in the strip. He’s one of the few characters that seems to be immune to drama, so we can get a break from getting our hearts broken. (yeah, he has his arc with Sal going but that’s been pushed to the side nicely)

    • ocbrad1
      ocbrad1
      February 16, 2014 at 2:30 am | #

      Yes! This was a very nice break from the sadness of the sinking ship of Ruth/Billie. I needed this lack of sadness. Only thing missing from this strip would be if Sierra delivered her lines while grinning.

    • Sam
      Sam
      February 16, 2014 at 3:09 am | #

      Well, not completely immune, he broke up with Dorothy at one point in the comic after all and there is of course the Sal issue bubbling under the surface but he does tend to just fly under the drama radar otherwise.

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 16, 2014 at 9:16 pm | #

        When did Walky break up with Dorothy? He’s in her bed.

  19. Shadow12000
    Shadow12000
    February 16, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Walky…a weenus is the name of the floppy skin on your elbow. Why are you pointing your elbows everywhere?

    • nothri
      nothri
      February 16, 2014 at 1:20 am | #

      Yeah, that is kind of weird.

      ……

      ……

      ……

      HOLY CRAP HE MEANT HIS PENIS!

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      February 16, 2014 at 3:02 am | #

      Weenis, with an i.

      Weenus is still slang for penis, fortunately.

      (Because more penis slangs were needed)

      • Dante
        Dante
        February 16, 2014 at 3:56 am | #

        You’re right though you’ve used the wrong word. More penis slangs ARE needed. And more vagina ones too. In fact, more slangs for all naughty parts!

        • Deathjavu
          Deathjavu
          February 16, 2014 at 4:48 am | #

          There are probably thousands of genital slangs, because after the first several hundred, literally anything you say in a suggestive tone accompanied with a pelvic thrust will qualify as a genital slang.

          • Deathjavu
            Deathjavu
            February 16, 2014 at 4:51 am | #

            Plus, y’know, different languages and all. Why, there’s probably millions or even billions of sensory inputs that humans would register as genitalia.

            The universe is a marvelous, schlong-and-beaver filled place.

            (also we’re obsessed with sex as a species and have very good imaginations)

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      February 16, 2014 at 4:05 am | #

      Nope, it’s not a “real” word. Or at least, not a word with any agreed-upon meaning in society as a whole or much use in the medical community.

  20. MM
    MM
    February 16, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    The first time was surprisingly not embarrassing. Note that Willis said nothing about the aftermath.

  21. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    February 16, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    And now my favorite character is back.

    • someguywithakatana
      someguywithakatana
      February 16, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      Sierra or Walky’s dick?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        February 16, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        Walky’s dick isn’t nearly as fun to look at.

  22. Glacirus
    Glacirus
    February 16, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    Well…this was a pleasant and unexpected turn from the drama. Unless…Dorothy is gonna flip out on Walky for swinging his weenus around at her roommate! Oh noes! [/sarcasm] 😛

  23. PureMajora
    PureMajora
    February 16, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    So…. who has tried pointing their weenuses at themselves after this comic?

  24. Dorsilus
    Dorsilus
    February 16, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    I just laughed at a DoA strip. This feels strangely foreign.

    • MM
      MM
      February 16, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      Oh, is that what that strange sensation is called?

    • Badeyes
      Badeyes
      February 16, 2014 at 1:52 am | #

      It’s only because Willis’s tear jars are full at the moment.

  25. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    February 16, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    Also Walky must have a gift to still have such boner control post coitus.

    • RandomRedMage
      RandomRedMage
      February 16, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      He pointed it at itself, I am guessing that means flacidity. :p last I checked, a rock hard weenus, or ‘boner’, was no longer flexible…

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        February 16, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

        Not unless you train it properly.

        • Tenn
          Tenn
          February 16, 2014 at 10:07 am | #

          Like Batman.

          • arank11
            arank11
            February 16, 2014 at 11:23 pm | #

            “I’m Batman and I can breathe in space.”

            • Bemmie
              Bemmie
              February 17, 2014 at 5:46 am | #

              Through my weenis…. O.o?

  26. xain
    xain
    February 16, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    Finally we got our emergency lifeboats of comedy after that shipwreak

    • Fuzzydaemon
      Fuzzydaemon
      February 16, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      You mean our emergency skin boats?

  27. Fuzzydaemon
    Fuzzydaemon
    February 16, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    When you are that young you can point the weenus anywhere because it is always up and stirring. He’ll lose this in about 5 years.

    I love Sierra.

  28. Estron
    Estron
    February 16, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    Well, that de-escalated quickly.

  29. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    February 16, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    Yay for a laugh.

  30. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    February 16, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    … So how many people are trying to point their weenus at itself do you think there are because of this?

  31. Lokitsu
    Lokitsu
    February 16, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

    A) This is Walky at his most awesome.
    B) What the hell is SJ and what does it have to do with Jeph Jacques and Willis destroying the internet/American freedom?

    I mean, I figured that they’d eventually destroy society. I just always assumed it would be with Butts.

    • xain
      xain
      February 16, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      according to urban dictionary social justice.

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      February 16, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      ‘Social Justice’ I would guess. I believe the rant was ‘how dare you encourage people to think misogyny is a bad thing!’

      • xain
        xain
        February 16, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

        treating women like human being? Next thing you know they’ll want the right to vote

        • ninja_jesus
          ninja_jesus
          February 16, 2014 at 5:06 am | #

          End Women’s Sufferage! No woman should have to suffer! 😉

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 16, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

      Who said that B) thing?

      • xain
        xain
        February 16, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

        nameless mook on the dumblr

    • Bill
      Bill
      February 16, 2014 at 5:41 am | #

      Where did this “SJ” reference turn up?

  32. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    February 16, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

    http://i.imgur.com/hxmNdcx.png

    Doubt this’ll be tommorow’s comic but it SHOULD be.

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      February 16, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

      Well dang, now all I can think is that gender-bent Sierra would be just as frickin’ adorable as regular Sierra.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        February 16, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

        http://i.imgur.com/b7QUBCW.png
        Genderbent Dorothy is probably grossed the hell out.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      February 16, 2014 at 12:40 am | #

      <3

  33. SilverArrowArtemis
    SilverArrowArtemis
    February 16, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

    I don’t know how long it’s been after coitus but is it not common sense to get dressed knowing that the room has two occupants? I mean, where else did you think Sierra was gonna go?

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      February 16, 2014 at 12:48 am | #

      I get dressed after post coitus cuddling, but that’s because I’m a skinny ass, and I get cold otherwise. Walky, however, is still riding high on endorphins by the sound of it, and so was playing around. I imagine Dorothy (who is at her desk under him after all) is rolling her eyes, but smiling just the same. At least until her roomie spoke up.

  34. Kell
    Kell
    February 16, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

    I thought weenus was the term for the loose skin around your elbow…? haha

  35. NF
    NF
    February 16, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

    Walky is a numbskull.

    • Dude
      Dude
      February 16, 2014 at 10:37 pm | #

      .. who effortlessly gets straight As and is set-up with a lovely, intelligent lady. Sorry your message got cut off, but I finished it for you.

  36. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    February 16, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

    Ahhh, levity. Bless.

  37. newllend
    newllend
    February 16, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

    Like what you see Sierra, sorry but its reserved for one.

  38. Aizat
    Aizat
    February 16, 2014 at 1:00 am | #

    Getting caught by your girlfriend’s room mate? Weenus pointed!

  39. Valmore
    Valmore
    February 16, 2014 at 1:16 am | #

    Girlfriend’s roommate back in the room? EEEEEEEEEEEP… weenus pointed. That eep was cyborg noise, babe. CYBORG WEENUS POINTING.

  40. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    February 16, 2014 at 1:25 am | #

    I love how Sierra doesn’t even care that he’s ‘weenus pointing’ left right and center. Literally.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 16, 2014 at 1:28 am | #

      Sierra has seen many a Weenus in her day. Walky’s is nothing special.

      • Ancestral Hamster
        Ancestral Hamster
        February 16, 2014 at 2:09 am | #

        That reminds me of a line from a sci-fi short story where a man who was literally being a dick got totally humiliated in public by a girl he was trying to freak out by waving his “weenus” at her. “It looks like a man’s penis. Only smaller.”

        • bibulb
          bibulb
          February 16, 2014 at 2:40 am | #

          I remember it in a Callahan’s story. (I am embarrassed that I can’t remember which one it’s in.)

          • Ancestral Hamster
            Ancestral Hamster
            February 16, 2014 at 2:50 am | #

            Don’t be embarrassed. That’s better than what I remembered. It probably was a Callahan’s story as it took place in a bar.

            • vlademir1
              vlademir1
              February 16, 2014 at 12:32 pm | #

              Yeah it was one of Spider Robinson’s but I think it was one of the Lady Callahan books rather than any of the ones centered on Jake Stonebender.

              • bibulb
                bibulb
                February 16, 2014 at 1:54 pm | #

                It’s a Long-Drink story, so it’s being narrated by Jake, but I thought that it’s part of The Callahan Touch, and it isn’t – it’s part of the same cycle of anecdotes that is the “egg on my own face” stories with Tommy’s “Crosstown Buses” story.
                (And after a little research, it’s in “Fivesight”, when they’re trying to poke at Jake himself.)

                (full disclosure : I’m an INSANELY huge Callahan’s fan, and identify WAY too much with Jake in certain circumstances. Apologies.)

                • DSL
                  DSL
                  February 16, 2014 at 3:41 pm | #

                  I think I saw that joke in “Isaac Asimov”s Treasury of Humor” (yes, he really did write about everything). 1960s, I think.
                  “… and THIS, my dear, is a phallus!”
                  “Oh, I get it! It’s like a prick, but smaller!”

                • Ancestral Hamster
                  Ancestral Hamster
                  February 16, 2014 at 4:40 pm | #

                  “Fivesight”, yes! Thanks for tracking it down.

                • Jonathan S.
                  Jonathan S.
                  February 16, 2014 at 8:05 pm | #

                  There is absolutely no need to apologize for being a huge Callahan’s fan (said the guy who not only spotted someone playing Jake Stonebender in Champions Online, but also corrected his costume – he wasn’t carrying Lady MacBeth).

          • Estron
            Estron
            February 16, 2014 at 8:25 pm | #

            Yay for fans of Spider Robinson and the Callahan’s crew!

            • Estron
              Estron
              February 16, 2014 at 8:26 pm | #

              I am of a size and age to play Doc Webster myself, but I am still alive and not Spoonerizing yet (knocks wood).

        • Bill
          Bill
          February 16, 2014 at 10:05 pm | #

          I once had a girlfriend who turned me on to Spider Robinson and Callahan’s Crosstime Saloon.  We broke up soon after so I never got the opportunity to properly thank her.

  41. Alex Stritar
    Alex Stritar
    February 16, 2014 at 1:35 am | #

    Possible squeal in the works? (obviously not)

  42. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    February 16, 2014 at 1:49 am | #

    abort weenus pointing, abort weenus pointing!!

  43. Otera
    Otera
    February 16, 2014 at 2:10 am | #

    Sierra should be glad they kicked her out in the first place. one morning during my freshman year I woke up to my roommate and her boyfriend going at it. Seriously? what the hell? that was one awkward year.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 16, 2014 at 2:15 am | #

      They did it for a whole year? They’ve got some STAMINA.

      • Just Cheeto Dust
        Just Cheeto Dust
        February 16, 2014 at 2:46 am | #

        Or a lot of Adderall.

    • LWS
      LWS
      February 16, 2014 at 4:55 pm | #

      Did you one better. I switched dorms between fall and spring semesters my sophomore year. Went to move into my new room, my very first contact with my new roommate was walking in on him and his girlfriend butt naked. Can you say awkward? Definitely resulted in some weenus shrinkage for him…

  44. pendrake
    pendrake
    February 16, 2014 at 2:11 am | #

    I think the punchline would have been funnier if…

    [Sarah]: You know, I’m back in the room…

    [Walky]: *stupid grin* Don’t care!

    ;P

    • Just Cheeto Dust
      Just Cheeto Dust
      February 16, 2014 at 2:45 am | #

      I think The IT Crowd had the best take on that carefree attitude.

    • ArkArks
      ArkArks
      February 16, 2014 at 2:59 am | #

      Or this:
      …
      [Walky]: Aaand weenus pointed at roommate. BAM! Task complete.

      He did say his weenus is being pointed everywhere in the room. 🙂

      • John
        John
        February 16, 2014 at 3:53 am | #

        Alt text beat you to it.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 16, 2014 at 6:24 am | #

      Sierra not Sarah

      • Tenn
        Tenn
        February 16, 2014 at 10:13 am | #

        And now I imagine Sierra going Samuel L Jackson on Pendrake.

        • Jonathan S.
          Jonathan S.
          February 16, 2014 at 8:10 pm | #

          Pendrake’s as crazy as those people on Twitter!

      • pendrake
        pendrake
        February 17, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

        D’oh, you are correct. Damn my tired eyes…

    • Bill
      Bill
      February 16, 2014 at 12:51 pm | #

      Even funnier —
      [Sierra]: You know, I’m back in the room…
      [Walky]: *stupid grin* Don’t care!
      [Sierra]: *MY* turn.

      • John
        John
        February 16, 2014 at 6:43 pm | #

        [Walky]: Wiigii! All the hot ladies want my weenus!
        *Sierra pulls Walky’s hoodie off Dorothy and tosses it at Walky.
        [Sierra]: Put Joe’s sock back on the doorknob on your way out, okay?

  45. Originalslugboy
    Originalslugboy
    February 16, 2014 at 3:03 am | #

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed out loud at a webcomic before!

  46. Jackson
    Jackson
    February 16, 2014 at 4:09 am | #

    General PSA: Neither “weenus” nor any homophone of it is an actual medical term or a term with an agreed-upon meaning. It has been colloquially used to refer to the area between the thumb and forefinger on the hand and to the loose skin over the elbow, and probably other things, but all of those meanings were just assigned to a funny made-up word that sounded like “penis”.

    But it is funny.

    Weenus.

    • nothri
      nothri
      February 16, 2014 at 1:27 pm | #

      Yeah, Willis. I’m sure you didn’t mean anything by it, by you should really try to be less homophonic in the future.

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      February 16, 2014 at 5:09 pm | #

      No one ever said it was medical terminology.

      As far as a general term, while I am sure it has been used for other things on occasion, every time I have heard it (not that many times), either IRL or in media, it has been used to mean penis.

      • Jackson
        Jackson
        February 18, 2014 at 12:59 pm | #

        You should maybe read the rest of the comments.

  47. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    February 16, 2014 at 4:14 am | #

    And now, a look on the lighter side. Walky got laid!

  48. Coco
    Coco
    February 16, 2014 at 5:44 am | #

    Walky. ♥

  49. hof1991
    hof1991
    February 16, 2014 at 7:14 am | #

    Butt naked in your girlfriend’s bed is much better if she is there too. Hanging out there alone – not so much. Though we aren’t sure Dorothy is wearing anything but Walky’s jacket at this point. Sierra should have given them a little more time to get presentable.

  50. LordHaw
    LordHaw
    February 16, 2014 at 7:33 am | #

    Oh my! That made me laugh out loud this morning!. Great way to start the day!

  51. Arturo
    Arturo
    February 16, 2014 at 8:26 am | #

    Fact: Every man has at some point lain in the bath tub and pretended his weenus was a submarine.

    • Absolom
      Absolom
      February 16, 2014 at 11:07 am | #

      Fact: this is true of men who existed before bathtubs, and with bathtubs before submarines.

      Fact: why do you think humans invented submarines? Or bathtubs?

  52. Jesse
    Jesse
    February 16, 2014 at 8:40 am | #

    I don’t understand the mechanics suggested by that fourth panel.

    • Kennerly
      Kennerly
      February 16, 2014 at 10:48 am | #

      Walky is exceptionally endowed.

  53. Davethedavedave
    Davethedavedave
    February 16, 2014 at 8:55 am | #

    He’s not announcing it in a Taco Bell with a slow smile for effect. 🙁

  54. Mr. Bawkbagawk
    Mr. Bawkbagawk
    February 16, 2014 at 9:07 am | #

    I call mine Tip, cuz it is 15% of the total.

    20% if the service is exceptional.

  55. Tenn
    Tenn
    February 16, 2014 at 10:18 am | #

    In the 3rd panel, Walky’s facial expression and philosophical observation makes me think of Calvin.

    And now I’m silently thankful that “Calvin & Hobbes: the College Years” is not a thing that exists.

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      February 16, 2014 at 10:21 am | #

      Unless Calvin grew up to become Mike.

      • Drakey
        Drakey
        February 16, 2014 at 4:47 pm | #

        But we’ve seen Mike’s parents, and I’m pretty sure he’s not adopted.

        On the other hand, if he had been adopted after, say, his parents died horribly, I could see him coming from a place of deep bitterness, and choosing to leave behind the name and the life he once had…

  56. B
    B
    February 16, 2014 at 11:30 am | #

    Anyone who refers to their genitalia as “weenus” deserves to be walked in on.

    • Tenn
      Tenn
      February 16, 2014 at 5:38 pm | #

      Depending on who’s doing the walking in, that might actually be desirable.

      …

      “Weenus.”

      …

      …

      …

      …Damn.

      • John
        John
        February 16, 2014 at 6:45 pm | #

        What, did you get Buckets of Blood Guy?

  57. Stephen
    Stephen
    February 16, 2014 at 11:56 am | #

    Fun fact: Your weenus is actually the flap of skin on your elbow

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      February 16, 2014 at 12:19 pm | #

      Yet Willis uses it because, lol it sounds like penis!

      • Gold
        Gold
        February 16, 2014 at 2:19 pm | #

        He’s still living in the nineties.

    • Bill
      Bill
      February 16, 2014 at 12:49 pm | #

      The difference is the spelling.  The flap of skin on the elbow is generally spelled with an “i” (weenis); Walky’s name for his John Thomas there is spelled with a “u”.  Which of course is totes illogical, since “penis” is also spelled with an “i”.

      It’s time to come up with a different word for the elbow flap so that “weenus”, regardless of spelling, can hereafter and evermore refer to the tallywhacker.

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      February 16, 2014 at 5:14 pm | #

      Fun fact, English is a descriptive language, not prescriptive. Words mean what people use them to mean. In this case it probably has a dual meaning, though I personally have never encountered it in use with a meaning other than penis.

      • Killianti
        Killianti
        February 16, 2014 at 10:21 pm | #

        While it’s true that words mean what their speakers intend, they also mean what their audience perceives. It’s not unheard of for two people talking to eachother to have two different conversations because they understand the words differently.

  58. The Candyman
    The Candyman
    February 16, 2014 at 2:47 pm | #

    To be fair, Sierra could have knocked.

    • LaShawn
      LaShawn
      February 16, 2014 at 3:47 pm | #

      To be fair, Sierra could’ve also said “Uh, this is my room too.”

  59. Emoroffle
    Emoroffle
    February 16, 2014 at 5:27 pm | #

    Weenis points at Sierra. BAM!

  60. Yet-One-More-Idiot
    Yet-One-More-Idiot
    February 16, 2014 at 6:07 pm | #

    O Walky, u so crazy! But yeah, I could totally see him doing that after he finished making a sex, all man-like. ;P

  61. nerdyjuan
    nerdyjuan
    February 16, 2014 at 6:35 pm | #

    Dear willis
    1) not to be selfcentered but walky and me are super similar from what i have read of him this is awesome but swear if i find out your timetravelling me and u didnt write down tomorrow winning lotto i’ll be mad
    2)keep up the good work

  62. Ahaha
    Ahaha
    February 16, 2014 at 6:38 pm | #

    Literally the funniest subtext

  63. man in black
    man in black
    February 16, 2014 at 6:48 pm | #

    Busted in your man moment

  64. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    February 16, 2014 at 7:34 pm | #

    You left “Walky’s weenus” out of the tags.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      February 16, 2014 at 7:37 pm | #

      It could be a separate character like Shatner’s Hair http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YTjKeHXe2c

  65. Coco
    Coco
    February 16, 2014 at 7:50 pm | #

    I wonder if Walky realizes that Weenus is the actual name of one’s elbow flesh.

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 16, 2014 at 9:27 pm | #

      Are you confusing weenus and weenis?

  66. Bill
    Bill
    February 16, 2014 at 10:00 pm | #

    We were so concerned about “weenis” vs “weenus” that no one ever questioned the phrase “butt naked”.  Isn’t the term supposed to be “buck naked”?

  67. hof1991
    hof1991
    February 16, 2014 at 10:44 pm | #

    And Sierra is tall. If she were Dorothy sized, this would be less awkward.

  68. arank11
    arank11
    February 16, 2014 at 11:06 pm | #

    This is kind of off-topic, but I must ask: when is Daisy going to get a girlfriend? Everyone else seems to have someone. Even Joyce has a boyfriend! Granted, he’s gay, but still.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      February 16, 2014 at 11:24 pm | #

      Which one is Daisy again? The only Daisy I’m familiar with is in a different web comic (BSCB).

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        February 16, 2014 at 11:30 pm | #

        Oh, never mind… http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/05-media-rumble/news-2/

      • John
        John
        February 16, 2014 at 11:31 pm | #

        Daisy is the newspaper editor. I’m not sure, but I think she might be a lesbian.

  69. Karma Aster
    Karma Aster
    February 16, 2014 at 11:11 pm | #

    The important thing, Walky, is that YOU feel you’ve accomplished something.

  70. diello
    diello
    February 17, 2014 at 11:29 am | #

    I had to look up the spelling of ‘wenis’ to make sure you werent talkin’ about the same thing 😉

  71. Mada
    Mada
    August 22, 2015 at 10:15 pm | #

    Rereading this comic (again)

    Y’know, I’m starting to hear all of Walky’s lines in Beast Boy’s voice.

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