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Plenty

by David M Willis on October 13, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - When Somebody Loved Me
└ Tags: dorothy, jennifer, joyce, ruth, walky

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    October 13, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    COME ON BE PROUD OF YOUR PANTLESSNESS

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 13, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      Pants are overrated.

      • LittleMountain
        LittleMountain
        October 13, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        No Rules means No Pants

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          October 13, 2014 at 9:24 am | #

          RA’s are all about rules, tho.

        • Arkadi
          Arkadi
          October 13, 2014 at 11:16 am | #

          No Pants shall be the only rule.

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            October 14, 2014 at 4:22 pm | #

            Well, it is the rule at Zombie Roomie.

      • sps48
        sps48
        October 13, 2014 at 9:54 am | #

        I loved their Hobbes and Bacon strips.

      • gwalla
        gwalla
        October 14, 2014 at 4:11 pm | #

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpWOvK-mz7U

    • Tunaro
      Tunaro
      October 13, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Don’t need pants if you wanna/
      You can leave your friends behind,

      ‘Cause your friends wear pants/
      and if they wear pants/
      Well, they’re no friends ‘a mine

      • LittleMountain
        LittleMountain
        October 13, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        GENIUS

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        October 13, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        Take off your pants if you wanna/
        Show off that big behind/

        Because our butts are cute/
        except when we toot/
        And we do that all the time

        • Badeyes
          Badeyes
          October 13, 2014 at 1:17 am | #

          I’m in love with the Pantsless Dance!

          • 3oranges
            3oranges
            October 13, 2014 at 2:32 am | #

            Written, of course, by Men Without Pants.

        • Crumplepunch
          Crumplepunch
          October 13, 2014 at 5:46 am | #

          The butts disease has become terminal.

          I’m sorry.

          • Chris
            Chris
            October 13, 2014 at 2:43 pm | #

            My… Only regret… Is having butt disease…
            Heurk! Bleagh…

        • Lume
          Lume
          October 13, 2014 at 6:49 am | #

          Following that logic, butts are disgusting producers of methane, toxic odors, and friggin farts.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          October 13, 2014 at 9:31 am | #

          Got no pants
          Got no pants
          Everything’s under control
          Got no pants
          Got no pants
          Going com-man-do
          O oh!
          It’s the pantless dance
          It’s the pantless dance
          It’s the pantless dance
          it’s the pantless
          DOOT DOOT DEET DEET
          DOOT DOOT DOO DEET DEET

        • Arkadi
          Arkadi
          October 13, 2014 at 11:20 am | #

          Don’t need pants
          Don’t need pants
          Everybody shake your behind

    • MrSirk
      MrSirk
      October 13, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

      Hah! NO PANTS!

      • TheZachariah
        TheZachariah
        October 13, 2014 at 12:50 am | #

        Ohhhhhhhhhhh you going to take them off tonight
        Ohhhhhhhhhhh down beside the EXIT light
        Ohhhhhhhhhhh you gonna let it all hang out
        Those pant-less girls, you make the rockin’ world go round!

    • MissQuinn
      MissQuinn
      October 13, 2014 at 1:41 am | #

      Pants are for the weak.

      • Chris
        Chris
        October 13, 2014 at 7:24 am | #

        …and for the employed.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          October 14, 2014 at 4:23 pm | #

          Same thing.

    • Keith
      Keith
      October 13, 2014 at 9:46 am | #

      I have no place I have to be for a couple hours…when I do go where I need to be I wont be wearing pants nor underpants. Butt, I will be wearing a kilt. 🙂 Because, when I wear a kilt my boys are free and if the boys are free my mind is freeeeee. sorry, lack of caffeine and slight sinus headache.

    • Yet_One_More_Idiot
      Yet_One_More_Idiot
      October 13, 2014 at 12:49 pm | #

      That line becomes rather more…sketchy, for those of us livin’ in the UK, where pants are not used to mean jeans/trousers/etc, but underwear.

      I read Ruth’s line and had to remind myself she wasn’t telling them she was completely naked below the waist. xD

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        October 13, 2014 at 1:17 pm | #

        And yet she is!

    • The Other Mike
      The Other Mike
      February 2, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

      I’m sorry, but I have to come out in favor of pants. Or at least the pockets that are attached to them. (Maybe I should get a Utilikilt…)

  2. Tunaro
    Tunaro
    October 13, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    At the very least Walky’s survival instincts are in gear.

  3. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    October 13, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Pants are oppression!

    • CommunistCanada
      CommunistCanada
      October 13, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Didn’t joe once decide that his pants were only getting in the way? While talking to Howard I believe.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        October 13, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        It’s a shame that man-skirts or man-dresses aint a thing in our society, after all, the nutsack was meant to dangle outside the body for a reason.

        • LittleMountain
          LittleMountain
          October 13, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

          Kilts are always an option for the truly confident.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            October 13, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

            But not everyone wants to wear plaid and kilts are still often looked down by the mainstream.

            • Disloyal Subject
              Disloyal Subject
              October 13, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

              Plaid kilts aren’t the only kilts. Aside from ancient Egyptian linen wraps, because I’ve never seen anyone wear one, there’s sarongs/pareos – assorted cultures even have traditional wraps/ties according to gender.
              Those aren’t exactly kilts, per se, but Utilikilts are more durable anyway, and nearly as comfy.
              (I do still own pants though. Can’t weld safely with legs exposed.)

              • Keith
                Keith
                October 13, 2014 at 9:47 am | #

                The builders kilt might work. 😉 and it has a built in tool belt.,

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              October 13, 2014 at 9:36 am | #

              Umm, Utilikilts…
              http://www.utilikilts.com/

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          October 13, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

          One of my friends asked why don’t guys all where like…jockstraps or cups? Like…girls where bras, and this way noone could kick us in the balls.

          • Tunaro
            Tunaro
            October 13, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

            Well, there’d be no reason someone wouldn’t kick you in the nuts, anyway.

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              October 13, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

              But when they do, you’ll be prepared!

          • Vouksh
            Vouksh
            October 13, 2014 at 3:32 am | #

            Have you ever worn a cup? Those bloody things are uncomfortable. They dig into your hip joints. Wore them when I did martial arts… and they’re not as protective as you’d think. They can and will shatter… I know from experience.

            So your reply to your friend would be “Why don’t girls where hard, plastic cups that aren’t shaped quite right over their ta-ta’s?”

            • fogel
              fogel
              October 13, 2014 at 7:26 am | #

              They wear hard plastic breast protectors in the sport of fencing (sword fighting). Also, the US military is only now doing body armor shaped for women. Up till now women were given armor originally designed for men that doesn’t fit properly. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Chest_protector.jpg

        • David Alexander McDonald
          David Alexander McDonald
          October 13, 2014 at 1:06 am | #

          Too much heat reduces the sperm count. Dangly man-parts are a survival thing.

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      October 13, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      Yes! Vile butt prisons! They must be cast off!

    • DSL
      DSL
      October 13, 2014 at 5:58 pm | #

      Turn the tables and commence to a-pressin’ yer pants.

  4. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    October 13, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Plenty, pantsless, and proud.

  5. Khaner
    Khaner
    October 13, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Holy Cheese
    Oh, Great Cheese, give me the strength to go through this day.

    • barefootbiker
      barefootbiker
      October 13, 2014 at 5:40 am | #

      I always wondered why “Holy Cheese” is an expression in the Dumbiverse when the Cheese himself isn’t present. Is Walky referencing Dexter and Monkey Master? Or does he just love cheese that much?

  6. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    October 13, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Oh great, I think I just caught butts disease.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 13, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      So does this mean that you will draw up a comic featuring butts now?

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        October 13, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

        If I could draw? Probably. In my case, I’ll just have visions of freckled butts.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          October 13, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

          Bwahahaha. I can draw it and won’t.

          • MissQuinn
            MissQuinn
            October 13, 2014 at 1:43 am | #

            No Yotome! Why must you taunt us with visions of freckled backsides you’ll never draw for us?

  7. Emperor Kiva
    Emperor Kiva
    October 13, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    You forgot the fact she has no pants, Joyce. But I forgive you.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 13, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      I’d hate to hang out with the super casual comfortable girl who wants to hang out who doesn’t have pants on.
      (I mean I probably would but I know Joyce wouldn’t)

      • Emperor Kiva
        Emperor Kiva
        October 13, 2014 at 1:11 pm | #

        Then I’d be hanging out with Joyce.

  8. HMRC4EVR
    HMRC4EVR
    October 13, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Just as a useless, pre-emptive measure:

    Please no Lego “Where are my Pants?” jokes?

    • Yotsuyasan
      Yotsuyasan
      October 13, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Hooooney? Where’re my pants?

    • Arkadi
      Arkadi
      October 13, 2014 at 11:25 am | #

      You axed for it!

  9. Tom Speelman
    Tom Speelman
    October 13, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    No one’s commenting on Ruth’s additional freckles, then?

    • Subtle Anagram
      Subtle Anagram
      October 13, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      I was posting at the same time as you, mentioning them.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 13, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      You just did. 😀

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 13, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      “Additional” implies they are unnecessary and unappreciated.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        October 13, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

        I believe the word you were looking for is superfluous not additional, additional is a more neutral term

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      October 13, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      You could see them in the last panel of last strip, too. I thought she was wearing polka-dot panties for a second.

  10. Xailenrath
    Xailenrath
    October 13, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Walky’s way more astute than anyone gives him credit for.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 13, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      And that’s how he likes to keep it.

  11. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    October 13, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    It took ALL of Ruth’s strength to not make a fat joke in panel 3.

  12. newllend
    newllend
    October 13, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    She seen plenty of her aaaaaaaaalllll night long.

  13. Jacob Newburn
    Jacob Newburn
    October 13, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Pants are for squares!

  14. Subtle Anagram
    Subtle Anagram
    October 13, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    And the number of the freckles shall be three, and they shall orient as a triangle pointed downwards, always!

    • Dorje Sylas
      Dorje Sylas
      October 13, 2014 at 2:56 am | #

      Confirm for invers-Triforce!

    • artemi
      artemi
      October 13, 2014 at 5:25 am | #

      I wonder if Willis has a master Ruth Freckle Dot Map tucked away somewhere, so he can accurately plot out where they should go. Or… nah. He probably just wings it. lol

  15. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    October 13, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Walky appears to have a self-preservation instinct after all.

  16. LeslieBean4Shizzle
    LeslieBean4Shizzle
    October 13, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Pantless Billie is SO CUTE!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 13, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      All Billie’s are cute.

    • Bill
      Bill
      October 13, 2014 at 3:13 am | #

      But Billie did have panties on …. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-5/01-when-somebody-loved-me/terrible-2/

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        October 13, 2014 at 9:42 am | #

        She took them off when she realized people were at the door? Naughty.

  17. Dean
    Dean
    October 13, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    ‘Pretty much all of her, in fact.”

  18. otusasio451
    otusasio451
    October 13, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    Somehow, I have only now realized that Ruth is taller than Walky.

  19. Yotsuyasan
    Yotsuyasan
    October 13, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    Hmm, it is morning, Ruth isn’t even dressed yet (pants-less, in fact!) and is claiming to have seen plenty of Billie… I doubt Walky will put much thought into it, and Joyce will likely be to naïve to consider the possibility, but I do wonder if Dorothy might put two and two together here…

    • MrBurrows
      MrBurrows
      October 13, 2014 at 12:45 am | #

      Walkey is more concerned though, and smarter than you seem to give him credit for.
      More likely he’ll be walking away and think to himself “Wait, how did she see her when she doesn’t have pants on…” *Turns with a shocked face in panel 4*

    • JWLM
      JWLM
      October 13, 2014 at 6:11 pm | #

      Nah, nothing so impressive. She could be getting ready to shower, for instance, having seen Billie at some point earlier in the morning.

      Although I do like the whole “I’ve seen a lot of her” quip. So very Ruth.

  20. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    October 13, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    You know how you might read a comic, over and over, and overagain,
    stopping on a panel, relishing it, then reading it sequence again;
    then going back the day before, so you can read straight thru.

    Its like that Willis

    (there is so much content here , to unpack and enjoy )

    • Adam Black
      Adam Black
      October 13, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

      even funnier on a new read through.
      Even panel is funny for different reasons.
      Its almost a shame Willis wasted all these punchlines on a single day..

      First Panel: Its their first Sexy-lesbian fight since becoming lovers, and its a funny one: Look how outraged billie is to have ti say to Ruth she is not leaving out the Window like ..trash? Amazigirl ? Sal? . Its a role-reversal and its funny.

      Yet Ruth still pleads with her ( very funny )

      Pantless Punchine needs no further elucidation.
      This single panel could easily have been an entire days worth of strips

  21. Emoroffle
    Emoroffle
    October 13, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Cue the door opening by itself due to a bad lock.

    • Yotsuyasan
      Yotsuyasan
      October 13, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Almost like someone had to break the door open once! (Although I could swear they got it fixed afterword…)

    • Ghostforge
      Ghostforge
      October 13, 2014 at 12:52 am | #

      Praise be to Dab.

  22. Koms
    Koms
    October 13, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    2nd panel Joyce squeeeee!!!!

    • Marc in MN
      Marc in MN
      October 13, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

      Yeah, that “eep!” was probably more hilarious to me than it should have been. haha

  23. Rikonius
    Rikonius
    October 13, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    Ruth should probably get a skirt, because then she could be rid of bothersome interlopers at all times, because even when dressed she would technically be pantsless

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 13, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      She could also accomplish that by wearing a dress, overalls, or a kilt. A bikini would also do the trick.

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        October 13, 2014 at 1:00 am | #

        Depending on whose definition of pants we use, overalls’ legs might count.
        I do thank you for the mental image of Ruth in a bikini, though.

      • Arkadi
        Arkadi
        October 13, 2014 at 11:28 am | #

        And I thank you for the mental image of Ruth in a kilt.

    • sps48
      sps48
      October 13, 2014 at 9:59 am | #

      Or a longer shirt.

  24. Tyler
    Tyler
    October 13, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

    Now, to preface this, every university has their own rules, but as an RA, I know I’ve had plenty of meetings and one-on-ones with residents in my room. She could just say that her and Billie are currently/have recently had a one-on-one and leave it at that, although the fact that she is, as she said, pantsless, could cause potential issues with that story, along with not being in the soundest state of mind to come up with a story. Again referencing my experience, my freshman year had my RA telling me she was currently having sex rather than say she was meeting with a resident, although I’m not sure which was the lie there (I didn’t hear sexy noises, but it’s also odd to cover up a one-on-one meeting with the sex lie).

    • Yotsuyasan
      Yotsuyasan
      October 13, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      Well, in this case, though, Ruth having a one-on-one meeting with Billie would have been sex…

      • JWLM
        JWLM
        October 13, 2014 at 6:13 pm | #

        Yes, but Ruth is trying to cover up the portions of Billie’s anatomy she’s seen recently. (“Yeah, I’ve seen all of Billie which isn’t covered by a bikini. OK?”)

    • insomniac
      insomniac
      October 13, 2014 at 1:03 am | #

      Yeah, but this is Ruth. Ms. “my door is always open, except when it’s locked. It is always locked.”

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      October 13, 2014 at 9:54 am | #

      BTW, nice Grava-TR.

  25. Flimsyfishy
    Flimsyfishy
    October 13, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

    I see what you did there Willis.

  26. dailybrad
    dailybrad
    October 13, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

    Panel 3 is goddamn adorable, though blushing Joyce about pantslessness is also cute.

  27. newllend
    newllend
    October 13, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

    Hey you guys having a no pants party in there?

    No we’re not

    Are you shore?

    Yes Go away ! *Slam*

    Aaaah a brought the breakaway pants too.

  28. MrBurrows
    MrBurrows
    October 13, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

    I think I actually called this yesterday. Ruth didn’t notice she wasn’t wearing pants!

    • dailybrad
      dailybrad
      October 13, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

      Ruth probably doesn’t sweat stuff like that, she just needed an excuse. I don’t recall her really batting an eyelash at Walky in his underwear, and Sara and Sal have traipsed about pantsless to an extent before without her breathing down their neck.

      • MrBurrows
        MrBurrows
        October 13, 2014 at 12:47 am | #

        That would be valid if it seemed she was even wearing underwear, but we have no signs of that.
        Even convenient censorship with a garbage-can to suggest otherwise.

        • Ghostforge
          Ghostforge
          October 13, 2014 at 12:55 am | #

          As such, it would seem our Esteemed Mr. Willis does Not in fact
          believe in the Gainax school of censorship

          • Jerden
            Jerden
            October 13, 2014 at 2:10 pm | #

            Just the overly long shirt school of censorship.
            Which, I suppose, isn’t too implausible, given the length of many shirts.

  29. Robert
    Robert
    October 13, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

    Leave Ruth alone she’s having underpants problems.

  30. Aolbain
    Aolbain
    October 13, 2014 at 12:49 am | #

    Oh God Ruth killed Billie and is keeping the corps in her room 🙁

    • Aris Katsaris
      Aris Katsaris
      October 13, 2014 at 5:22 am | #

      That’s my prediction of what Walky will say has happened after (I again predict) he phones Billie next strip and they hear the sound come from inside Ruth’s room.

    • Arkadi
      Arkadi
      October 13, 2014 at 11:30 am | #

      *Pictures Ruth’s room full of marines* O_o

      • Aolbain
        Aolbain
        October 13, 2014 at 2:53 pm | #

        One day I will learn basic English, one day…

  31. nothri
    nothri
    October 13, 2014 at 1:14 am | #

    Panel 3. Is that adorable and hot, or am I just kind of weird that way?

  32. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    October 13, 2014 at 1:15 am | #

    Shake your hips!
    Wiggle your butt!
    Drop your pants!
    Pull ’em back up!

    • a4lbi
      a4lbi
      October 13, 2014 at 3:40 am | #

      Linda = Patron Saint of Cheers

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        October 13, 2014 at 5:40 am | #

        Yeah, someone got it! The TV mom to end all TV moms.

        • Bill
          Bill
          October 13, 2014 at 3:05 pm | #

          You realize, of course, you guys spend way too much time watching some really weird shit.

          • Rutee
            Rutee
            October 13, 2014 at 4:13 pm | #

            Cheers was a primetime sitcom. It’s pretty hard to get much more conventional. Not impossible, mind, just hard.

          • JessWitt
            JessWitt
            October 13, 2014 at 11:18 pm | #

            Meh, your loss.

  33. Nerdman
    Nerdman
    October 13, 2014 at 2:19 am | #

    And this is why everyone needs pajama pants.

    • The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit
      The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit
      October 13, 2014 at 2:50 am | #

      What? What? WHAT!?

      Don’y you see that Ruth’s pantlessness actually IMPROVED her circumstances in this instance? Had she been wearing your ridiculous ‘pajama pants’ she would have been unable to honestly fob off Dorothy, Walky and Joyce!

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      October 13, 2014 at 5:41 am | #

      Don’t cha mean “pajama jeans”? Pajama jeans – as worn by Walky.

  34. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    October 13, 2014 at 2:50 am | #

    Pj pants are no fun either. Just hang them on the doorknob so that if someone does haul you out of bed before you’re ready….you’re ready for ’em.
    They are both cute pantless. And I guess Dorothy will the be the first one to tumble onto what is going on. Joyce will very likely miss it. And Walky is being his usual cautious self, he’s out a there.

    • Jerden
      Jerden
      October 13, 2014 at 2:08 pm | #

      Look, whenever a male suggests that two women are lesbianing it up in there, everyone treats me – I mean him – like a pervert. Maybe it’s the phrasing of it.

  35. Dorje Sylas
    Dorje Sylas
    October 13, 2014 at 3:00 am | #

    In 4 to 8 panels a phone call from Walky to Billie will ring from Ruth’s room ;P. Unless Billie has a new model smartphone with glorious 4 hour battery life.

  36. pyrophobia
    pyrophobia
    October 13, 2014 at 5:15 am | #

    Ruth’s butt freckles
    OMG so cute~

  37. ArendJK
    ArendJK
    October 13, 2014 at 6:23 am | #

    6 hours & still less than 100 comments?
    Did the World End when I wasn’t watching?
    What’s going on?

  38. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    October 13, 2014 at 8:12 am | #

    Come on, Ruth, Billie’s not fine.

    She’s smokin’. Can I get some up top?

    Anybody?

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      October 13, 2014 at 9:57 am | #

      Up top!

      And on the down low…

      Too slow!

      • Saintslayer
        Saintslayer
        October 13, 2014 at 2:35 pm | #

        OOOOOOOO SNAP!

  39. TsunamiJane
    TsunamiJane
    October 13, 2014 at 10:53 am | #

    I love how Walky’s so happy to hear that Billie’s okay. LOOK AT THAT FACE

  40. Just Here
    Just Here
    October 13, 2014 at 10:54 am | #

    I’m waiting for someone to put the statements “I am in fact panstless” and “Oh, I’ve seen plenty of her” together. Walky and Joyce might not catch it, but Dorothy should be able to get it.

  41. FuryOfFirestorm
    FuryOfFirestorm
    October 13, 2014 at 1:49 pm | #

    “In fact, I’ve even seen parts of Billie that even her doctor hasn’t seen!”

  42. Saintslayer
    Saintslayer
    October 13, 2014 at 2:33 pm | #

    I’m torn between thinking this is super hot and being like “dawwwww.”

  43. G4ige
    G4ige
    October 13, 2014 at 2:50 pm | #

    “Holy Cheese”?
    And no one has made a swiss cheese pun? No one?

  44. vangeln
    vangeln
    October 13, 2014 at 7:50 pm | #

    !So Ruth is with “other Jacob”?!

  45. Pete Rogan
    Pete Rogan
    October 13, 2014 at 10:21 pm | #

    We can dance if we want to
    We can leave your pants behind
    ‘Cause your friends got pants and if they’ve got pants
    Well they’re no friends of mine…

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