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Hangover

by David M Willis on April 4, 2015 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - The Butterflies Won't Fly Away
└ Tags: becky, sal

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  1. user18
    user18
    April 4, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    This will not end well

    • Spack
      Spack
      April 4, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      But the middle stretch will be awesome!

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        April 4, 2015 at 10:38 am | #

        I see what you did there.

    • Orbit Junkie
      Orbit Junkie
      April 4, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      This is going to end awesome! Joyce is going to get jealous, though.

      • Jalathas
        Jalathas
        April 4, 2015 at 3:21 pm | #

        Jealous? Or suddenly reconsidering her position on a relationship with Becky?

    • Tan
      Tan
      April 4, 2015 at 1:56 am | #

      What have you done with Jen Aside.

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        April 4, 2015 at 2:20 am | #

        User18 has kidnapped Jen! Call the police! Form search parties! THIS WILL NOT STAND!
        *Cho runs around in a panic

        • Yet_One_More_Idiot
          Yet_One_More_Idiot
          April 4, 2015 at 6:53 am | #

          Did Jen go on holiday or something? 🙂

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            April 4, 2015 at 9:49 am | #

            Jeez, you guys, I’m sure Jen has, like, a life, or, something. She can’t be the first to post EVERY SINGLE DAY.

            Can she?

            • Rowen Morland
              Rowen Morland
              April 4, 2015 at 11:38 am | #

              Yes. It was her second genie wish.

              • Haven
                Haven
                April 4, 2015 at 9:08 pm | #

                What were…what were the others?

                • Pope William T Wodium
                  Pope William T Wodium
                  April 5, 2015 at 2:13 am | #

                  I’m loving the icons for this entire thread of comments.

                • a snow ʍousɐ
                  a snow ʍousɐ
                  April 5, 2015 at 8:38 am | #

                  Her first wish was for her third wish to become false. Her third wish was for her first wish to come true.

    • singingdavid
      singingdavid
      April 4, 2015 at 7:51 am | #

      Augh! Kidnapper where’s jen aside you arse? Give me the goods!

    • Hinoron
      Hinoron
      April 4, 2015 at 11:09 am | #

      O.O
      …the ultra-skanky outfit Sal met Danny in.
      That’s all that’s in my brain right now.
      We’ll see if I’m right next update! ^_^

      • Rowen Morland
        Rowen Morland
        April 4, 2015 at 11:39 am | #

        She also has a bunch of Catholic schoolgirl outfits.

  2. Anderhail
    Anderhail
    April 4, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Fair enough Becky. That might get Joyce to at least pet your hair.

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      April 4, 2015 at 12:44 am | #

      Considering that Joyce has had a few “bi for Sal” moments… um, yeah, not entirely outside the realm of possibilities.

      • midnightlamp
        midnightlamp
        April 4, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

        A few “bi for sal” moments? Joyce was completely bi for sale the moment she saw that motorcycle.

        • Urukak
          Urukak
          April 4, 2015 at 1:02 am | #

          “Bi for sale”? Even if Joyce somehow decides she’s okay with premarital hanky panky, I doubt prostitution is in the cards.

          • John
            John
            April 4, 2015 at 1:58 am | #

            It’s like “gay for pay”, but less rhymey.

            • Yet Another Laura H.
              Yet Another Laura H.
              April 4, 2015 at 2:18 pm | #

              Yes, but “bi bye” uncomfortably evokes the old saw of, “You’re not paying them for sex, you’re paying them to go away afterward.”

              • John
                John
                April 4, 2015 at 4:03 pm | #

                Billie just skipped right to the paying Becky to go away.

      • gears
        gears
        April 4, 2015 at 2:23 am | #

        Let’s be honest. Who isn’t at least a little Salsexual?

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          April 4, 2015 at 5:28 am | #

          Walky.

          • Yet_One_More_Idiot
            Yet_One_More_Idiot
            April 4, 2015 at 6:54 am | #

            That’s just what he WANTS everyone to think… >_>

            =^_^=

            • Twilightomens
              Twilightomens
              April 4, 2015 at 11:27 am | #

              NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

              • Yet_One_More_Idiot
                Yet_One_More_Idiot
                April 5, 2015 at 8:04 am | #

                YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYEYSYEYSYSYS

                • a snow ʍousɐ
                  a snow ʍousɐ
                  April 6, 2015 at 11:49 am | #

                  Wincest

                • Yet_One_More_Idiot
                  Yet_One_More_Idiot
                  April 6, 2015 at 4:20 pm | #

                  Twincest is wincest. ;D

  3. advancecasette
    advancecasette
    April 4, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    wait a minute, is she taking the catholic schoolgirl outfit

    • user18
      user18
      April 4, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

      Oh I do hope so. That would be hilarious.

      • Solenoid
        Solenoid
        April 4, 2015 at 1:58 am | #

        Agreed – especially everyone else’s reactions.

        • Yet_One_More_Idiot
          Yet_One_More_Idiot
          April 4, 2015 at 6:55 am | #

          To be honest, I don’t really care what Becky’s up to – get back to Billie and Ruthie, dammit Willis! 😛

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      April 4, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      That he interesting but then again, WHYY WOULD SHE!?

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        April 4, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

        To get Joyce to make The Face.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      April 4, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      She is taking whatever will cause the most doom.

    • Em
      Em
      April 4, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

      I think she’s still in Billie’s closet right now.

      • user18
        user18
        April 4, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

        no, she was in Billie’s closet first (yellow hangers) then moved over to Sal’s (black hangers). Billie’s closet was empty.

        • Ned
          Ned
          April 4, 2015 at 4:09 am | #

          But that red hoodie looks like Billie’s.

          • pumacatrun2
            pumacatrun2
            April 4, 2015 at 1:21 pm | #

            No it’s one of Sal’s leaher jackets, you can see a pocket on the side of the arm.

      • Jacknoir
        Jacknoir
        April 4, 2015 at 2:01 am | #

        I though she was already out of the closet?

        • Willoughby Chase
          Willoughby Chase
          April 4, 2015 at 5:40 am | #

          There are many closets.

          In the last panel she’s in the one marked Sal, it isn’t empty.

          Although she isn’t looking into the closet. I think Sal has just turned.

          Over.

          • Gigafreak
            Gigafreak
            April 4, 2015 at 10:39 am | #

            Her eyes move between the last two panels. She is indeed looking into the closet while saying “Score.”

    • Beachfox
      Beachfox
      April 4, 2015 at 3:03 am | #

      That was exactly what I was thinking and I hope you are right!

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        April 4, 2015 at 9:53 am | #

        Myself, as well. If you think about it, it’s the perfect camouflage – anyone seen wearing one would automatically be tagged as ‘not a college student’. Heck, she could even say she’s visiting from Sal’s old school…

    • melody
      melody
      April 4, 2015 at 12:16 pm | #

      The new poster Dave has posted has Becky in a white shirt and what looks like a red leather jacket. I’d say that looks exactly like what she’s got her hands on in the last panel here…

  4. Rodimiss
    Rodimiss
    April 4, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Joyce is gonna be jealous that Becky gets Sal’s stuff.

  5. DocHarleen
    DocHarleen
    April 4, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Joyce is going to be JEALOUS.

  6. Kris
    Kris
    April 4, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Sal’s clothes are too cool for Becky!

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      April 4, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      Watch it look better on her.

  7. Frogboy
    Frogboy
    April 4, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    True story: I had a customer come in today named “Dottie Freckleton.” Ear-length blond hair, glasses. It was eerie.

    • boomwolf
      boomwolf
      April 4, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

      That… sounds… amazing.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        April 4, 2015 at 9:54 am | #

        But, did she have freckles?

  8. DeviousDog
    DeviousDog
    April 4, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Where’s JenAside? Oh my god I just got that name.

    • Rodimiss
      Rodimiss
      April 4, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      Oh my god me too.

      • LiaHansen
        LiaHansen
        April 4, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

        whoa wtf

        • -Sentinel-
          -Sentinel-
          April 4, 2015 at 1:48 am | #

          No shame in it, took me a while as well.

    • boomwolf
      boomwolf
      April 4, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

      Sweet mercy, they aren’t there… EVERYBODY PANIC!!!

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        April 4, 2015 at 2:39 am | #

        [running around, screaming as things catch on fire]

        • Willoughby Chase
          Willoughby Chase
          April 4, 2015 at 5:22 am | #

          stand back I HAVE A HOSE!

        • fogel
          fogel
          April 4, 2015 at 6:26 am | #

          When in panic or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

  9. potato
    potato
    April 4, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Sal’s endearing. Kind of like a rabid bear. With a hangover. And teeth.

  10. Lapin
    Lapin
    April 4, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Hungover people are the best people to ask for these sorts of favours. They will literally do anything to make you go away and bring back the quiet and the darkness. (Also, Sal probably wouldn’t care even if she wasn’t and Billie probably wouldn’t mind doing a good turn either)

    • B.D
      B.D
      April 4, 2015 at 2:12 am | #

      …More importantly, she seems to have gotten up into bed okay. That answers that question!

  11. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    April 4, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    OH MY GOD
    Joyce is going to freak.
    She might be ok with Becky being gay, but this is too far!

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      April 4, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      As long as Becky doesn’t get to touch the motorcycle everything will be fine. Otherwise there will be blood.

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        April 4, 2015 at 1:17 am | #

        “Hey, ginger girl that borrowed mah clothes. Come brush mah hair to make up fer that.”

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          April 4, 2015 at 5:30 am | #

          squeee
          make it happen ! Make it happeeeeen

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          April 4, 2015 at 8:05 am | #

          Then they drive past joyce on the motorcycle as she brushes Sal’s river of chocolate.

      • John
        John
        April 4, 2015 at 1:25 am | #

        As of last night at the sushi place, Becky is totally allowed on the motorcycle.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          April 4, 2015 at 2:42 am | #

          I think might be the link you were looking for.

          • John
            John
            April 4, 2015 at 3:36 am | #

            Nah, I linked the “motorcycles are for people who can say ‘fuck'” strip, trusting that people would remember that Becky proved at dinner last night that she can say “fuck”, ’cause that was a lot more recent. I would’ve linked them both, but then my post would’ve needed approval.

            • Bagge
              Bagge
              April 4, 2015 at 4:23 am | #

              Thing is, Becky is doing exactly what Sal adviced Joyce to do – be cool by owning your own individual quirks. Becky is doing exactly that, and that’s why she is rad

  12. anonymsly
    anonymsly
    April 4, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Sal! After you fell over, did you somehow get yourself into bed? Well done if so! (Also, that bad a hangover after one beer? Ouch.)

    • user18
      user18
      April 4, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      Some of us have ridiculously low alcohol tolerance. It is both a blessing and a curse.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        April 4, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

        Saves money, I’ll say that much for it.

      • fogel
        fogel
        April 4, 2015 at 6:30 am | #

        One glass of water per glass of alcohol = you get way less wrecked and spare yourself the hangover.

    • Bill
      Bill
      April 4, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      We don’t know for a fact that she only had one beer period or only one beer at the bar where she ran into Jason.  Her meeting with Jason may have been just the final stop on what had been a full night.

      • anonymsly
        anonymsly
        April 4, 2015 at 8:50 am | #

        I’m assuming only one beer because she was almost completely sober (and drawn that way) before Jason came over, and as soon as that one beer was done she was both drawn and acting super drunk. Unless drunkness hits Sal like the world’s most random freight train (totally sober beers 1-8, suddenly falling-down drunk after 9) I can be pretty sure that one beer did the trick for Sal.

        • Bill
          Bill
          April 4, 2015 at 1:04 pm | #

          It does happen that way, though, especially if someone is pouring them in quickly (“gimme three, I’m late so I gotta get caught up”).  And sometimes people can hold themselves in control until they reach a tipping point at which time the ‘give-a-damn’ is finally busted and Slushy McLush takes over.

        • John
          John
          April 4, 2015 at 4:20 pm | #

          I have a friend who has alcohol tolerance like that, actually. He’s basically sober until suddenly he’s completely hammered, no middle ground. We refer to it as his Zener breakdown tolerance. (Yeah, we’re EE nerds, wanna make something of it?)

          But that’s not the case here. Sal really did get falling-down drunk off one beer. The Walkertons are lightweights legendary across universes.

          I’m sad because we’re never going to get to Joyce’s 21st birthday. I want to see her drink both of the twins under the table again.

    • John
      John
      April 4, 2015 at 1:27 am | #

      She says “hangover”, but what she really means is “I have a headache because I hit my head on the floor after getting falling-down drunk off one beer”. “Hangover” just sounds cooler.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      April 4, 2015 at 4:42 pm | #

      I’m amazed she didn’t default to the low side bunk

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        April 4, 2015 at 4:49 pm | #

        these are not bunk beds, they are lofts, there are no low beds

        • David M Willis
          David M Willis
          April 4, 2015 at 4:50 pm | #

          http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/114372914712/heres-another-bit-of-busywork-i-should-have-done

          • DarkoNeko
            DarkoNeko
            April 16, 2015 at 12:03 pm | #

            Woops.
            ok ^^; sorry

  13. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    April 4, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Bet she found the most kickas let her jacket, all she needs now is some sun glasses and she could actually make the new look work.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      April 4, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      *leather

      • Urukak
        Urukak
        April 4, 2015 at 1:04 am | #

        No, let her is right, as in a “let her do what she wants” jacket.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          April 4, 2015 at 10:03 am | #

          Nope. It’s the Catholic schoolgirl outfits. Best way to pick up girls.

          • Halloween Jack
            Halloween Jack
            April 6, 2015 at 10:06 am | #

            Catholic schoolgirl outfit with the leather jacket over it. Why not dream big?

    • fogel
      fogel
      April 4, 2015 at 6:32 am | #

      Leather jacket + sunglasses, period? Yeah, she could probably make that work…

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        April 4, 2015 at 1:28 pm | #

        C’mon, leather jacket and that haircut? She’ll be dripping in Femmes.

  14. TSB
    TSB
    April 4, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    This is the best thing that could have possibly happened

    I am making this face right now: 😀

  15. Nono
    Nono
    April 4, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    How did Sal get back in her bed?

    • Bill
      Bill
      April 4, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

      There are certain things humans do without any sort of mental connection at all.  Most people. for example, when entering their home or apartment will reach out — in the dark, mind you! — to the light switch, turn it on, and then immediately turn around and close and lock the door.  No thought; no hesitation; call it routine or habit.

      Now, speaking from bitter experience, even drunk the human body retains a surprising amount of ability and agility, to the point where you can still (after a fashion) unlock and lock doors, drive vehicles, climb stairs, and so on.  Once Sal returned to vertical, she probably let herself into the room (although she apparently neglected to lock the door) and after a brief sit-down on a chair got up and got herself into bed — although it may have taken more than one try to finally accomplish it.

      • neeks
        neeks
        April 4, 2015 at 1:08 am | #

        My friend refers to it as “the lizard brain”. Basically muscle memory. Plus arguably after a small nap in front of her door, Sal could hypothetically have sobered up enough to haul herself to the top bunk for a proper rest.

      • B.D
        B.D
        April 4, 2015 at 2:17 am | #

        That, and Sal’s routine for a while (still doing it when sober?) has been to climb a tree to get into her room. Getting into her bed isn’t the hardest part of her evening, I bet.

        Wonder how long it takes her to cycle out a can’t-stand-straight bender…

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      April 4, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

      Very carefully.

  16. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    April 4, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

    You know what would be awesome? Becky takes her leather jacket and finds the keys to Sal’s Motorcycle and just takes it for a joy ride.

    • user18
      user18
      April 4, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

      It doesn’t look like she’s going for leather there though. She definitely has something white in her hand. And I only ever recall seeing Sal wear one thing that was white….

      • Amazistool
        Amazistool
        April 4, 2015 at 12:52 pm | #

        First post failed, second try:
        Only one thing?

        • Amazistool
          Amazistool
          April 4, 2015 at 12:54 pm | #

          There were two!

          (It seems it’s blocking me when i post as “Amazi-Stool”, but accepts “Amazistool”. Strange!)

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      April 4, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

      Oh gods, the comments section would be hideous.

      • Solenoid
        Solenoid
        April 4, 2015 at 2:04 am | #

        So, like a normal Becky strip?

    • Kris
      Kris
      April 4, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

      I refuse to believe in a world were Becky gets to ride Sal’s bike before Joyce!

    • Willoughby Chase
      Willoughby Chase
      April 4, 2015 at 5:17 am | #

      I’m sure Becky wants to take Sal for a joy-ride.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      April 4, 2015 at 8:04 am | #

      No, that would actually be a terrible thing for Becky to do. Stealing Sal’ s motorcycle and likely wrecking it and possibly herself is not a good thing.

  17. Archivist
    Archivist
    April 4, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

    NICE.

  18. Bill
    Bill
    April 4, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

    Sal said “boyfriend”.  Is she talking about Jason, or is she intentionally lying about what she undoubtedly knows about Billie and Ruth?

    • user18
      user18
      April 4, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

      I think she honestly doesn’t know about Billie and Ruth; she thinks Billie has a boy somewhere.

    • Jones
      Jones
      April 4, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

      I don’t think she knows. She’s just assuming Billy’s romantic partner is male because that’s normal.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        April 4, 2015 at 2:46 am | #

        So she’s being heteronormative then.

        • John
          John
          April 4, 2015 at 4:07 am | #

          Statistically it’s not a bad assumption, especially when we know that Billie has been at least one boy. At the very least that fact makes the assumption less stinging as bisexual people tend to be less hung up on identities (in my experience).

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          April 4, 2015 at 8:01 am | #

          Considering Billie hasn’t hesitated being quite vocal about guys and is heavily implied to have gotten action in that area and Sal actually knows her from before school it’s not really heteronormative to expect a continuation of the same behaviour. Sal doesn’t know Billie is bi, at most she knows she’s overly affectionate when drunk.

          • C.
            C.
            April 5, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

            Sal’s being uninormative.

    • Kris
      Kris
      April 4, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

      Does she know about Billie and Ruth? I think she’s just assuming Billie has a boyfriend because why else would she be out?

    • dancnewman
      dancnewman
      April 4, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

      I don’t think Sal knows about Billie and Ruth, I think she just believe Billie has a boyfriend.

    • Darth Cariss
      Darth Cariss
      April 4, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

      Maybe she doesn’t know and just assumes it’s a boyfriend.

      • Darth Cariss
        Darth Cariss
        April 4, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

        And that’s why I shouldn’t comment so soon after the comic comes out. I get four other people saying the exact same thing as me by the time I hit the post button.

        • Kris
          Kris
          April 4, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

          Ahh! Redundant comments. It’s happened to all of us and will continue to happen for as long as comments exist! 0_0

        • Mr. Random
          Mr. Random
          April 4, 2015 at 12:55 am | #

          But if you comment SOONER, then they’re the redundant ones.

          • John
            John
            April 4, 2015 at 4:10 am | #

            But that makes you the impulsive lurker. It’s a lose-lose situation.

    • John
      John
      April 4, 2015 at 1:42 am | #

      She was there (though off-panel) for the “Billie’s in loooo-oooove” thing, but I don’t think she has any idea that Billie’s “boyfriend” is actually a girlfriend, much less Ruth. When Billie’s talked about it, it was non-specific and ambiguous idiom, or Sal was probably not discussing the same topic Billie was.

      I’m not even sure she knows that Billie’s bi. She would’ve been in Tennessee when Billie was dating Alice, and I think she completely missed the kiss attempt.

    • B.D
      B.D
      April 4, 2015 at 2:20 am | #

      Alternately, she has an inkling about Billie and [SIGNIFICANT OTHER], but is either hung over or slept badly and it’s affecting her speech/thinking. “Boyfriend” here is a stand-in for “whoever she’s seeing right now”.

  19. Vangeln
    Vangeln
    April 4, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

    Becky in a biker outfit.

  20. Mallow
    Mallow
    April 4, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

    she’s almost definitely taking that catholic schoolgirl outfit.

    • fogel
      fogel
      April 4, 2015 at 6:41 am | #

      As rebellion against her fundi upbringing or as a kink?

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        April 4, 2015 at 10:29 am | #

        KINK

        • Gigafreak
          Gigafreak
          April 4, 2015 at 10:42 am | #

          A Protestant voluntarily dressing as a Catholic? Run for your lives!

        • fogel
          fogel
          April 4, 2015 at 8:27 pm | #

          Your comment paired with your avatar SO makes it seem that Ruth is into The Catholic Schoolgirl kink…

      • No Name
        No Name
        April 4, 2015 at 4:38 pm | #

        Wait, how can you be sure rebelling against her fundi upbringing isn’t also a kink? I mean, she has perfectly legitimate reasons (lesbian and all), but you can still be right for all the wrong reasons.

        • fogel
          fogel
          April 4, 2015 at 8:24 pm | #

          Or wrong for all the right reasons?

  21. TheHorseCouncil
    TheHorseCouncil
    April 4, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

    Now all I wanna know is who the two guys on Sal/Billie’s dorm door is…..

    Also is Sal just assuming Billie has a boyfriend because she hasn’t been sleeping in the dorm or is there other “evidence” of a “boyfriend” that I’m forgetting about?

    • Catullus
      Catullus
      April 4, 2015 at 12:52 am | #

      The assumption that Billie has a boyfriend originates with this strip, I believe. I don’t know who, if anyone, at the time would know that Billie is bi, so they just defaulted to the idea that there was a boyfriend.

      One of the guys on the door is Andrew Garfield. Not sure about the other.

      • TheHorseCouncil
        TheHorseCouncil
        April 4, 2015 at 1:02 am | #

        Ah. Lol forgot about that. Thanks 🙂

      • John
        John
        April 4, 2015 at 1:51 am | #

        Joyce knew. I’m pretty sure she put it together at the Alice encounter, if not during their earlier discussion about bicuriosity. But Joyce is Joyce; even if she knows that Billie’s down with girl-on-girl hanky-panky, that’s not going to be her first assumption.

        And I think Walky’s known since high school. He certainly didn’t seem surprised by the Alice drama.

  22. Tacos
    Tacos
    April 4, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

    Score indeed.

  23. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    April 4, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

    Oh this is going to end so badly it will be totally funny.

    If it’s white like it looks to be, it has got to be the Catholic school girl outfit…but why? If she thinks the sweater vests are beyond wearing, how can she consider wearing that?

    I’m guessing that even Becky is too smart to take Sal’s leather jacket, but then again…..this is Becky.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      April 4, 2015 at 12:58 am | #

      I dunno. In panel 6 it looks like a tank top she’s grabbing, while Sal’s boarding school blouse has sleeves.

      • tim gueguen
        tim gueguen
        April 4, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

        And a collar. Whatever Becky’s grabbing doesn’t look like it has a collar.

    • Bill
      Bill
      April 4, 2015 at 1:07 am | #

      It might be that Becky is moving the white tank-top aside and is checking out the reddish thing hanging behind it.  We’re seeing the back of it; Becky is looking at whatever is on the front.

  24. miados
    miados
    April 4, 2015 at 12:44 am | #

    This will either end as something super awesome or super apocalypse. I don’t see much room for anything in between.

    • xKiv
      xKiv
      April 4, 2015 at 3:01 pm | #

      There might be nothing in between because it’s the same thing.

  25. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    April 4, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

    Soooo, given Sal’s antiauthoritarianism. And the free room. Do you think Sal and Becky will end up ‘rooming’ together? It’d help them pass inspections too, since it’d be a little weird if the monitors went in to see a completely empty room.

  26. Kennerly
    Kennerly
    April 4, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

    So Sal, Joyce and Becky are identical sizes? What are the chances of that.

    • Urukak
      Urukak
      April 4, 2015 at 1:08 am | #

      I wouldn’t necessarily say “identical.” It’s not like any of them are wearing professionally fitted clothes. This is all store bought stuff.

    • John
      John
      April 4, 2015 at 1:57 am | #

      Nah, Sal’s a little taller than Joyce, Joyce is a little curvier, and I think Becky’s somewhere in between. But it’s not like Dina wearing Amazi-Girl’s clothes or anything.

  27. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    April 4, 2015 at 1:19 am | #

    …she took the schoolgirl outfit, didn’t she?

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      April 4, 2015 at 10:31 am | #

      CHICK. MAGNET.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        April 4, 2015 at 1:38 pm | #

        I dunno, I never got an action wearing a Catholic school girl outfit… 😉

      • xKiv
        xKiv
        April 4, 2015 at 3:03 pm | #

        Why would you want to attract Jack Chick?

        • No Name
          No Name
          April 4, 2015 at 4:35 pm | #

          Magnets also repel, which I’m sure anything Catholic would do to Jack Chick

  28. Solenoid
    Solenoid
    April 4, 2015 at 1:55 am | #

    Becky seems to be unintentionally stumbling across all kinds of evidence of Billie’s relationship with Ruth. I think I’ve been won over to the group of people thinking that Becky and Ruth will come to an ‘understanding’ over their respective secrets. Becky doesn’t talk about Billie and Ruth’s alcoholic deathspiral, and Ruth looks the other way regarding Becky’s couchsurfing. Likely begrudgingly from both sides.

    • Starman
      Starman
      April 4, 2015 at 3:23 am | #

      Maybe i’m a romantic, but i’m holding out for Becky getting a job at ghe local pizza place, then finding her own apartment nearby so she can pop in, unanounced for akward moments.

      • Solenoid
        Solenoid
        April 4, 2015 at 5:08 am | #

        Realistically speaking, getting an apartment usually means saving up the first and last month’s worth of rent plus a security deposit. A job at Galasso’s isn’t going to be an immediate ticket into a place of her own.

        Though somebody in the cast already has an off-campus apartment: Marcie. Maybe they’ll meet at some point, maybe not.

        • anonymsly
          anonymsly
          April 4, 2015 at 4:11 pm | #

          Unrealistically speaking, as of the end of the last storyline, I think Becky realized that living with Joyce is not a permanent solution or even a very good one long-term, if only because she’ll never be able to get enough distance to get over Joyce and move on when they’re living together.

          I think we’re going to see Becky taking steps of one kind or another sooner rather than later, myself.

  29. grantimusmaximus
    grantimusmaximus
    April 4, 2015 at 1:56 am | #

    Random question: is that James Dean, or John Constantine on the door?

    • Noah Brand
      Noah Brand
      April 4, 2015 at 3:04 am | #

      It’s that brown-haired stubbly tough guy from that TV show, right? Or that movie? Or all of them?

      • elielh
        elielh
        April 4, 2015 at 1:32 pm | #

        It looks like Constantine, who is the main character from the Hellblazer comic book. They made a movie (bad one) and a TV show (quite good) from it, it looks like the poster use the TV representation of the character. He’s a blondish stubbly magnificient bastard brit.

  30. Torra
    Torra
    April 4, 2015 at 2:01 am | #

    I didn’t know I wanted Becky rocking a Sal outfit until now

    and guys come on shes not gonna wear the catholic get up, who would wear that *willingly?*

    • John
      John
      April 4, 2015 at 2:23 am | #

      It’d be awesome, though! Redheaded lesbian in that uniform, it’d be almost like having Avalon back! If only Becky were Canadian…

      Clearly we need to get Ruth into Sal’s uniform.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        April 4, 2015 at 9:51 am | #

        I don’t think there are enough wild dogs on campus to eat all the people Ruth would have to kill if that ever became reality.

  31. B.D
    B.D
    April 4, 2015 at 2:28 am | #

    I have no reason to believe otherwise, but I’m surprised Sal is that okay with someone borrowing her clothes. And by “borrowing” I mean “rifling through her closet”. (Which is pretty much the only option Becky has here, so not in a “begrudging her” way.)

    Still not sure what to make of her. I think she’s the only character whose past hasn’t been corroborated by anyone else. Or am I wrong?

    • John
      John
      April 4, 2015 at 3:57 am | #

      ??? I think Sal has the most heavily corroborated past of anyone in the strip. She grew up with Walky, Billie, and Marcie, encountered Amber and Ethan (and kinda Blaine) prior to college, and we’ve actually seen flashbacks involving her from Amber, Walky, and one that I think was Sal herself.

      You want [citation needed] characters, try Dina. We know basically nothing about her history, and there’s no one except her parents who could back up any of the very little she’s told us, and they’re not talking. For all we know she could be an alternate-universe alien abductee who was drafted to fight the aliens and ended up being blasted out of existence in a touching self-sacrifice and presumed dead for a decade before re-emerging on IU campus through a rip in dimensions caused by too much diversity, thus explaining the cereal obsession.

      Soggies may rule.

      • B.D
        B.D
        April 5, 2015 at 1:43 pm | #

        Not Sal, Becky. Sal’s past is well-documented but sealed, I’m guessing. The problem with flashbacks in this comic is that they’re subjective, even being narrated by the character having it. Mike has been given an objective flashback; taking this as a sign that Willis knows the difference, I’m now suspicious anytime anyone has one that can’t easily be checked up on by other characters. (I’m hoping that I’m overthinking it, as it means I’m unable to read Becky’s character arc without questioning it.)

        Dina’s past is like the fossil record – enough evidence to base a theory on (NOT a hypothesis, but an honest-to-God theory in the scientific sense), but nothing so concrete as to be proof. I suspect that this is deliberate.

    • No Name
      No Name
      April 4, 2015 at 7:36 am | #

      Bear in mind that Sal is desperately trying to sleep off a bender. Whatever reasons she has for keeping her closet secret (like, oh, a certain Catholic school uniform) don’t apply.

  32. Chris
    Chris
    April 4, 2015 at 2:51 am | #

    perhaps I’ve been watching too much xfiles but that guy on the poster looks like Mulder to me

  33. Calvin Coolage
    Calvin Coolage
    April 4, 2015 at 3:42 am | #

    She found the lingerie didn’t she?

  34. Bagge
    Bagge
    April 4, 2015 at 4:14 am | #

    Catholic school girl outfit – coming up!

    Becky was already rad. Now she will be cool

  35. DEG1377
    DEG1377
    April 4, 2015 at 4:23 am | #

    For some reason THIS is the comic in which I start to ship Becky and Joyce.

    Weird. I wonder if there’s something wrong with me?

  36. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    April 4, 2015 at 5:31 am | #

    I figure she’s just seen Sal half-covered.

  37. Aeron
    Aeron
    April 4, 2015 at 6:21 am | #

    Why would you take off or cover up the Carman shirt? No, serious. Carman’s music is kick ass no matter what you believe. Have you seen the Great God music video? It’s like a lost episode of Highlander!

    • StClair
      StClair
      April 4, 2015 at 1:03 pm | #

      She’s already been wearing it for a day, hasn’t she? Most people do like to change clothes. Becky’s problem (one of them) is that she currently has an extremely limited wardrobe.

  38. Bagge
    Bagge
    April 4, 2015 at 6:30 am | #

    I find it adorable that after pestering Billie for two days Becky still find the need to introduce herself as “Joyce friend”.

    Billie should be happy – this sort of socially inept tagalong kid that she is too cool for is exactly what she wanted to assert her position as alpha bongo.

  39. showler
    showler
    April 4, 2015 at 7:43 am | #

    If Becky ended up wearing Sal’s clothes one day and Joyce’s the next and going back and forth people will end up thinking she has a split personality.

  40. phildog
    phildog
    April 4, 2015 at 8:57 am | #

    I think she just find a power up.

  41. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    April 4, 2015 at 10:43 am | #

    What Becky’s probably found:
    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/schoolgirl/

    How it looked on Sal:
    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/littlebit/

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      April 4, 2015 at 11:47 am | #

      We clearly need an infograph with how different clothes look on different characters.

      Joyce sweater on Sal, Becky and Joyce (wearing it Joyce style and wearing it Sal-style)
      Sal’s schoolgirl outfit on Sal and (soon) Becky
      Ruth’s Leafs jersey on Ruth and Billie

      I’m sure there’s more. Have Walky and Dorothy done any of that cutsie “wearing each other’s clothes” yet?

      • Bill
        Bill
        April 4, 2015 at 1:11 pm | #

        I think Dorothy wore Walky’s “Mac and Cheese” shirt once.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          April 4, 2015 at 1:53 pm | #

          Dorothy bought another “Mac and Cheese” shirt to wear for him. Independently of Walky wearing his.

          • David M Willis
            David M Willis
            April 4, 2015 at 1:58 pm | #

            I don’t think Walky has a Mac & Cheese shirt.

            • Urukak
              Urukak
              April 4, 2015 at 2:19 pm | #

              Well clearly you’re wrong.

              • Rowen Morland
                Rowen Morland
                April 5, 2015 at 6:52 pm | #

                Mac & C.H.E.E.S.E, starring Joey Tribbiani.

            • Bill
              Bill
              April 4, 2015 at 2:19 pm | #

              Right you are, Willis, my bad.  Walky picked it out for her.

    • Bill
      Bill
      April 4, 2015 at 1:10 pm | #

      Based on your first link, it looks like there’s more than one of those Catholic school outfits hanging there.  I can see what looks like at least two more.

    • Amazistool
      Amazistool
      April 4, 2015 at 1:13 pm | #

      I really wonder why everyone is assuming the school-girl uniform.
      That shirt clearly had a collar, the shirt we see today has not.

      So the more probable outfit is this one.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        April 4, 2015 at 3:31 pm | #

        Either way Becky will look awesome (as well as Rad) in next strip, so I can’t see a downside.

  42. Pat Myers
    Pat Myers
    April 4, 2015 at 10:44 am | #

    Becky, no! If you wear that, Joyce will think you’re really hot!

    • a snow ʍousɐ
      a snow ʍousɐ
      April 6, 2015 at 11:50 am | #

      No, Becky! Think of the consequences! D:

  43. nothri
    nothri
    April 4, 2015 at 10:54 am | #

    Here’s hoping Sal has something to wear when she recover.

    • nothri
      nothri
      April 4, 2015 at 10:55 am | #

      *recovers.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        April 4, 2015 at 11:55 am | #

        She can always borrow something from Joyce – show Becky how you wear the FUDGE out of that sweater.

  44. Teggie
    Teggie
    April 4, 2015 at 3:45 pm | #

    Alright I know I’m kinda late with asking and it’s relevant to the previous strip but anyway, I’m curious. What act causes thumping noises during a female-on-female hankypanky?

    • Kathleen
      Kathleen
      April 4, 2015 at 5:04 pm | #

      remember how Billie said she was gonna buy Ruth a dildo?

      but even dry humping can cause thumping noises.

  45. 6Qubed
    6Qubed
    April 4, 2015 at 7:07 pm | #

    …Where are all of Billie’s clothes?

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      April 4, 2015 at 7:28 pm | #

      In Ruth’s room. She was shown moving them in some time ago.

  46. showler
    showler
    April 4, 2015 at 9:39 pm | #

    You ever notice that when you look back through Willis’ two Tumblr accounts to try and find a sneak preview of something like the outfit that Becky has found that he is always too smart to have posted a preview of those comics?

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