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Ambster

by David M Willis on August 23, 2015 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Walking with Dina
└ Tags: amazi-girl, amber, becky, danny, dina

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    August 23, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    “then we can do the Ambster Dance”

    “IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS YOU KNOW WHAT I DON’T CARE I WANT TO DO THAT ANYWAY”

    • Inkblot
      Inkblot
      August 23, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

      Holding hands and looking at pictures of dinosaurs is a wonderful date idea. More people should do it.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        August 23, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

        Dina wins at romance.

        • Bystander in E Minor
          Bystander in E Minor
          August 25, 2015 at 9:59 pm | #

          Dina might just have the most stable romantic relationship in the entire series. Only Dotty/Walky can rival their normalcy.

          Weird.

      • Robert
        Robert
        August 23, 2015 at 10:46 am | #

        I can just imagine a couple in their twilight years sitting on the sofa and looking at a photo album filled with nothing but dinosaur pictures.

        • Mada
          Mada
          August 23, 2015 at 4:24 pm | #

          and by “a couple” I’m going to assume you mean Becky and Dina.

          • Robert
            Robert
            August 23, 2015 at 10:22 pm | #

            Any generic geriatric couple will do actually.

            • Ana Chronistic
              Ana Chronistic
              August 24, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

              now I’m thinking of Up…

              • TheSuicidalGiraffe
                TheSuicidalGiraffe
                August 25, 2015 at 1:54 am | #

                WITH DINOSAURS

                • bobjohnsonandthediglets
                  bobjohnsonandthediglets
                  April 12, 2016 at 5:56 pm | #

                  (and subs)

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      August 23, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      We can if we want to, we can leave your friends behind. Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance Well they’re no friends of mine.

      • sjmcc13
        sjmcc13
        August 23, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

        Does Danny even own a Hat?

        • SeanR
          SeanR
          August 23, 2015 at 4:28 pm | #

          Wow. Tim. I haven’t seen that card in awhile.

          • sjmcc13
            sjmcc13
            August 23, 2015 at 5:10 pm | #

            That is your loss. Tim(and his duplicates)+Curiosity+MoM is one of my fav casual deck from back in the day.

        • Rowen Morland
          Rowen Morland
          August 23, 2015 at 9:28 pm | #

          He owns a Danny hat, it looks like Dina’s dinosaur hat except it is a version that looks like Danny.

      • Ancestral Hamster
        Ancestral Hamster
        August 23, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

        And SING!

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        August 23, 2015 at 1:03 am | #

        Safety Dance? Fine, here. The Deus Ex version cuz reasons.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y414Q7vVgYU

        • sjmcc13
          sjmcc13
          August 23, 2015 at 5:15 am | #

          The Original in all its 80’s glory

          • Princess of Eternia
            Princess of Eternia
            August 23, 2015 at 10:18 am | #

            Did someone say 80’s glory?
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y

            • Matthew Davis
              Matthew Davis
              August 23, 2015 at 11:17 am | #

              Now is time for cake!

              It is a crime they never made a figure of cake guy.

              • Betty Anne
                Betty Anne
                August 23, 2015 at 11:33 am | #

                They’ll just have to keep on trying ’til they run out of cake.

                • Screwball
                  Screwball
                  August 23, 2015 at 4:41 pm | #

                  It’s conversations like this I make sure to look down here too.
                  Reading the comic without looking at the comments? It’d be like the end of the world as we know it… 😛

                • Opus the Poet
                  Opus the Poet
                  August 23, 2015 at 9:44 pm | #

                  You forgot the colon after the https 🙁

            • Mada
              Mada
              August 23, 2015 at 4:29 pm | #

              Which is funny because the song came out in 1993.

              • sid1950
                sid1950
                August 24, 2015 at 8:51 am | #

                14 January 1983 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Safety_Dance

                Ivan’s explanation of the song’s meaning is very funny and seems to be in keeping with DoA.

        • Sunny
          Sunny
          August 23, 2015 at 10:02 am | #

          That grenade at 2:20…

          • Screwball
            Screwball
            August 23, 2015 at 4:44 pm | #

            They got to play catch, that’s all. What, isn’t that how it’s done? that’s how they do it with me…

    • otusasio451
      otusasio451
      August 23, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      What…what have you done? I grew up under the rule of that song. And now, FINALLY, a long and arduous 15 years later, I’ve gotten it out of my head, and now…NOW…

      DEEDADEEEDAPDIDDYDODODEEEEPADIDDYDOOOODEEDEEDLEDEEDEDEEDNDAYDAYDAYODEEDNDEEDNDAYDOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        August 23, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

        YOU LOST THE GAME

        • otusasio451
          otusasio451
          August 23, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

          I DON’T CAAAAAALLRIGHTEVERBODYNOWHEREWEGOIT’SABRANDNEWVERSIONOFTHEDOSIDO

        • Ozzi
          Ozzi
          August 23, 2015 at 6:03 am | #

          I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me win the game now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

          • Nightsbridge
            Nightsbridge
            August 23, 2015 at 6:20 am | #

            Whoa there Liam, easy.

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            August 23, 2015 at 6:01 pm | #

            sorry, this is still the best take on that =D

    • Mada
      Mada
      August 23, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      You have no idea how much I want to see Amber, Danny, Ethan, and Amazi-Girl animated and doing that dance.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      August 23, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

      Muah ha ha ha… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhJXnXygmSU

      • Screwball
        Screwball
        August 23, 2015 at 4:58 pm | #

        I see you the latest version, & raise you the somewhat original…

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      August 23, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

      Dik ka dee da doo to do do.. Dee dat doo doo do!

    • Baggy
      Baggy
      August 23, 2015 at 9:23 pm | #

      I maintain that this is the best version: http://youtu.be/SrYG7B4K_sc

  2. sjmcc13
    sjmcc13
    August 23, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Weirdest booty call ever…

    • Jon P
      Jon P
      August 23, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

      He’s rapidly trying to figure out what “look at pictures of dinosaurs” is a euphemism for.

      • BL
        BL
        August 23, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

        Netflix and chill?

        • Maveric1984
          Maveric1984
          August 23, 2015 at 12:40 am | #

          Hey don’t knock it, Netflix and chill totally works

          • Freezer
            Freezer
            August 23, 2015 at 1:09 am | #

            Beans or no beans? Onions or no? Cheese? Crackers? Chili is serious business!

            • Tacos
              Tacos
              August 23, 2015 at 1:18 am | #

              Chill not chili.

              • SgtWadeyWilson
                SgtWadeyWilson
                August 25, 2015 at 4:42 am | #

                Can I just point out that a freezer should a) know a thing or two about chill, and b) never come in contact with chili. Who puts chili into a freezer?

                Okay, maybe you didn’t find that funny, but how ’bout the fact that Tacos are talking to the Freezer?

                …I already know where the door is, I’ll see myself out.

      • SpookieClown
        SpookieClown
        August 23, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

        We pastafarians believe dinosaurs had no bones and operated similar to having and erection, so theres some innuendo

      • sjmcc13
        sjmcc13
        August 23, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

        Possibly Erotic pictures of Well this link explains it….

      • Icalasari
        Icalasari
        August 23, 2015 at 4:32 pm | #

        It’s Danny

        He probably thinks it means exactly, “Hold hands and look at dinosaurs”

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      August 23, 2015 at 12:44 am | #

      I’m sort of hearing Danny with Paul Rugg’s voice from Freakzoid now.

      “Hey Freakazoid, wanna go see a bear riding a motorcycle?”
      “DO I?!”

      • Mada
        Mada
        August 23, 2015 at 12:48 am | #

        *Looks for “like/+1/thumbs up” button*

        *Can’t find it*

        Hey, you never know. Maybe Danny and Amazi-Girl will go out for a mint after.

      • io
        io
        August 23, 2015 at 2:27 am | #

        This is exactly how I imagine it too

      • JustCheetoDust
        JustCheetoDust
        August 23, 2015 at 8:36 am | #

        All I got from that was Amber impersonating Ed Asner impersonating Bale’s Batman on the phone.

    • SilentSooYun
      SilentSooYun
      August 23, 2015 at 4:53 pm | #

      Even weirder if you read it using Freakazoid’s voice.
      “Hey Freakazoid, wanna hold hands and look at dinosaur pictures?”
      “DO I?!”

  3. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    August 23, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    This is adorable.

    • frogger
      frogger
      August 23, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

      A dorkable!

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      August 23, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

      Well, for Dina.
      Suddenly switching to Amazi-girl to call Danny for that is still hella creepy.

      • John
        John
        August 23, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

        Well, Amber’s not his girlfriend. She can’t hold hands and look at pictures of dinosaurs with him.

      • Mada
        Mada
        August 23, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

        Y’know ever since Amazi-Girl’s voice was compared to Christian Bale’s Batman, I’ve been reading all of her lines in that voice…

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          August 23, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

          “What’s your favorite scary movie?”

        • MeghanTheDreamCrusher
          MeghanTheDreamCrusher
          August 23, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

          I’ve always read em like that but I’ve never been sure if that’s how it’s supposed to sound.

          Did Willis say that’s what the Amazi-Voice is like or someone else?

          • Mada
            Mada
            August 23, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

            I…think it was Danny and Ethan who were talking about her Amazi-Girl habits and Danny said that she “did the whole Christian Bale voice bit”.

            And lemme tell you, that made the line “Amazi-Girl does not cuddle” all the more hilarious.

            • MeghanTheDreamCrusher
              MeghanTheDreamCrusher
              August 23, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

              Ah, I found the strip in question.

              http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/04-the-whiteboard-dong-bandit/short/

              It’s good to have confirmation that’s how she’s supposed to sound even though I’ll probably forget again.

              • merbrat
                merbrat
                August 23, 2015 at 1:41 am | #

                I imagined she *tried* to sound like Bale,
                but is just doing a huskier version of her own voice.
                So, I am just imagining that.
                Although, I just notice (in link) that Danny’s impersonation
                is only light blue, as opposed to her dark blue voice balloon.
                He just can’t quite do it?

                • electromagneticDestroyosaur
                  electromagneticDestroyosaur
                  August 23, 2015 at 3:38 am | #

                  Danny’s impersonation being less masculine is adorable (or maybe I’m crazy)

              • Screwball
                Screwball
                August 23, 2015 at 5:29 pm | #

                Damn, I go to all the effort of digging up the strip where they describe Amazi-Girl’s voice, & someone’s already beaten me to it. DreamCrusher indeed…
                *Runs off crying…*

                *Walks back OK*
                Eh, I’m over it…

        • Tacos
          Tacos
          August 23, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

          Goddammit, now I’m gonna hear her voice like that from now on.

  4. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    August 23, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    A rare example of a good Danning.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      August 23, 2015 at 11:01 am | #

      THE NEW SLIPSHINE

      Danny Performs A Holding Hands And Looking At Dinosaur Pics With Amazi-Girl

  5. otusasio451
    otusasio451
    August 23, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    …Goddamn it, I WANNA HOLD HANDS AND LOOK AT PICTURES OF DINOSAURS! Anyone care to join me?

    • Inkblot
      Inkblot
      August 23, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

      Only if there’s going to be ramen.

      • otusasio451
        otusasio451
        August 23, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

        Well, YEAH! That’s a given, right there.

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      August 23, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      Sure.

    • Mada
      Mada
      August 23, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      I’ll join you!

      So we’ll all sit together, hold hands, look at dinosaurs, and enjoy Ramen.

      And honestly now we sound like a demented cult trying to conjure the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        August 23, 2015 at 12:35 am | #

        +1! Except the “demented” part.

        • Gamaran Sepudomyn
          Gamaran Sepudomyn
          August 23, 2015 at 8:37 am | #

          Hungry, maybe.
          …
          Does it say something about me that my general response to “giant eldritch monster-thingamajigs” is “eat it”?

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            August 23, 2015 at 9:54 pm | #

            We are humans, widely know throughout the galaxy as a sentient species that will eat anything and survive most of the time. We are fucking terrifying to the other sentient species.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      August 23, 2015 at 1:38 am | #

      What the hell, count me in.

    • Mollyscribbles
      Mollyscribbles
      August 23, 2015 at 1:47 am | #

      we get to eat sugary cereal and watch cartoons too, right?

      • Inkblot
        Inkblot
        August 23, 2015 at 1:57 am | #

        A bowl of real ramen is about the size of my head. I’m half-Russian. My head is large. After I eat one of those, I’m not gonna have room for cereal.

        • Marisa Mockery
          Marisa Mockery
          August 23, 2015 at 6:49 am | #

          Half? You have small bowls.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        August 23, 2015 at 1:59 am | #

        Sure, why not?

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        August 23, 2015 at 11:04 am | #

        That’s for breakfast! Ramen and dinosaurs is a evening activity.

      • Tenn
        Tenn
        August 23, 2015 at 4:46 pm | #

        I misread “sugary cereal” as “surgery cereal”, and in the split second before I caught my mistake, I envisioned a brand of cereal shaped like spleens and kidneys and cut-off hands and whatnot, and it would turn the milk blood red, and I thought “Well, SURE, I guess that’s a thing then”, and then I was strangely disappointed that it wasn’t a thing.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          August 23, 2015 at 11:35 pm | #

          that’s what a cereal killer eats

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            August 24, 2015 at 2:34 pm | #

            Brilliant. You win todays intertubes.

  6. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    August 23, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    OK, yeah, that does sound nice. 🙂

  7. andy
    andy
    August 23, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    cutest thing ever

  8. Mada
    Mada
    August 23, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    AHA, and this foray into paleontology shall yield…boners!

    • PopuluxeCowboy
      PopuluxeCowboy
      August 23, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      Where the hell is the like/+1/heart icon I can click so you know how much I love your pun?

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        August 23, 2015 at 12:49 am | #

        Heh, appropriate grav is appropriate.

    • Catullus
      Catullus
      August 23, 2015 at 1:07 am | #

      DIG IT

  9. PopuluxeCowboy
    PopuluxeCowboy
    August 23, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Danny has been waiting his entire life for someone to ask him this.

    • liahansen
      liahansen
      August 23, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      who hasn’t?

      • Darkoneko
        Darkoneko
        August 23, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

        Something tells me they hardly ever hold hands.

        • BenRG
          BenRG
          August 23, 2015 at 3:21 am | #

          Maybe not hold hands, but I remember that they spent a night cuddling. I do think that Amber enjoys just close contact as a comfort and a stabiliser and Danny… Well, Danny just enjoys being with Amber.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          August 23, 2015 at 11:05 am | #

          Remember, Amazi-Girl does NOT cuddle – although, she can BE cuddled.

  10. Xailenrath
    Xailenrath
    August 23, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    This one was adorable, and I don’t say that too often about broken-ish fictional college people.

    • electromagneticDestroyosaur
      electromagneticDestroyosaur
      August 23, 2015 at 3:39 am | #

      You must be new here.

      • Xailenrath
        Xailenrath
        August 25, 2015 at 3:37 am | #

        Nah, I’m just really stingy with a compliment.

  11. Too Old To Be Cool
    Too Old To Be Cool
    August 23, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Different strokes for different folks.

  12. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    August 23, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Danny is definitely under-cuddled

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      August 23, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      Aren’t we all ?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 23, 2015 at 2:51 am | #

      He really is! All he wanted was another dofus to be sicklingly sweet with, and before he knew it he was roped up with superheros and horrible dads and strange feels….

      The moral of the story is to not wish is like a comic unless you mean it.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        August 23, 2015 at 2:51 am | #

        …not wish YOUR LIFE IS LIKE a comic…

  13. Mr Ak
    Mr Ak
    August 23, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    I hope Willis does a Slipshine that is nothing but Dina and Becky looking at pictures of dinosaurs. (And I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one.)

    • HMRC4EVR
      HMRC4EVR
      August 23, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      I’m sure it’d be uber-popular, but would enough people pay the Slipshine cost (if they weren’t already a member) for something that platonic?

      • Betty Anne
        Betty Anne
        August 23, 2015 at 11:40 am | #

        I’m still saving up for a Slipshine sub, so…maybe? Depends on when it’s released and when I have enough saved up. ^^;

    • Gordon
      Gordon
      August 23, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      I’m with you on that.

      • Dean
        Dean
        August 23, 2015 at 5:00 am | #

        Nothing post-Jurassic yet though, best not to move too fast too soon.

    • Someone
      Someone
      August 23, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      Sadly I’m not entirely sure the people running slip shine would be willing to pay for that.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        August 23, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

        There’s at least one on there that’s no nudity other than a single phone photo of a dude in women’s underwear

        I say at least one because augh there’s so much to get through and sometimes I like to do things

        • MeghanTheDreamCrusher
          MeghanTheDreamCrusher
          August 23, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

          Looking at porn is doing things

        • Strangeshapes
          Strangeshapes
          August 23, 2015 at 6:04 am | #

          The snugly Dina face just totally makes this comment.

          • Someone
            Someone
            August 23, 2015 at 12:59 pm | #

            The snugly Dina face makes every comment

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      August 23, 2015 at 1:10 am | #

      Mr. Willis could do that here without any problem. Unless Becky tried to push the limits on”handholding”.

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      August 23, 2015 at 3:34 am | #

      Naked dinosaurs?

      • Dean
        Dean
        August 23, 2015 at 5:51 am | #

        No, they would have feathers.

        • Gamaran Sepudomyn
          Gamaran Sepudomyn
          August 23, 2015 at 8:40 am | #

          Depends what group we’re talking about. Dromeosaurs were generally feathered except near the snout and… Egh, nevermind, here’s someone who can explain things a lot better than I can: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGAixpQcqdU.

        • Arianod
          Arianod
          August 24, 2015 at 3:04 am | #

          Still hot.

  14. HMRC4EVR
    HMRC4EVR
    August 23, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    There are worse ways to pass the time with a significant other.

    if I ever find someone desperate enough to be my S.O. I’ll try it out.

    But good for Becky/Dina.

  15. Time Sage
    Time Sage
    August 23, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    ….Kinda want a boyfriend to do this with.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      August 23, 2015 at 1:41 am | #

      Getting one is always an option.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        August 23, 2015 at 2:01 am | #

        Or you could call Frank N. Furter to make you one in just 7 days.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          August 24, 2015 at 2:36 pm | #

          And 7 nights!

      • begbert
        begbert
        August 23, 2015 at 2:49 am | #

        Is it really always an option? I’m jealous. I want a girlfriend to cuddle with and it’s definitely not an option, because that sort of thing doesn’t happen to me.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      August 23, 2015 at 4:40 am | #

      I’m available.

  16. Skizz
    Skizz
    August 23, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Using that line, right…

    …NOW!

    • Nightsbridge
      Nightsbridge
      August 23, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      Let us know how it goes.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      August 23, 2015 at 1:41 am | #

      You’ve got to use that voice, too, or the line doesn’t work!

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        August 23, 2015 at 4:10 am | #

        “I’m going on a date with Batman!!! But… why was he ‘phoning from Skizz’s number?”

  17. Steven
    Steven
    August 23, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Holding Hands! !?

    I thought this was a wholesome comic, not that smut you find on 2 + 2 chan.

    • HMRC4EVR
      HMRC4EVR
      August 23, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      is that kind of like writing Beetlejuice’s name wrong on purpose so you don’t summon him by mistake, but for 1+1+1+1 Chan?

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        August 23, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

        2³/2chan

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      August 23, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      you know 2chan’s a thing as well, right ? 😀

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      August 23, 2015 at 1:48 am | #

      Oh please. Handholding is hard to find thereabouts; not even /d/ will tolerate it!

      • Betty Anne
        Betty Anne
        August 23, 2015 at 12:18 pm | #

        Inner self: YUS. /d/ link. CLICK IT.
        Other inner self: Godsdammit, don’t click /d/ links.
        Inner self: YUS. CLICK IT.
        Other inner self: *clicks*
        -Hilarity ensues-

        This went much better than the time I argued with myself about whether or not I should shake a can of Starbucks espresso before opening it. ^^;

  18. Nono
    Nono
    August 23, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    So, dragons are Besties Eternal, and dinosaurs are romantic couples?

    What other reptillian means of affection have I been missing out on?

    • HMRC4EVR
      HMRC4EVR
      August 23, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      Well if TMNT addresses the Casey/April/Donatello love triangle in favor of Donny, there’s another example there.

      Just saying.

    • Gamaran Sepudomyn
      Gamaran Sepudomyn
      August 23, 2015 at 8:43 am | #

      Lizards are cool bros. Snakes are just bros.

  19. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    August 23, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    Kids these days have the strangest innuendos…

    • -Sentinel-
      -Sentinel-
      August 23, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

      Where’s your avatar from?

      • Lavawight
        Lavawight
        August 23, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

        Click his/her name, there’s a list of gravatars with sources and explanations.

        • -Sentinel-
          -Sentinel-
          August 23, 2015 at 1:06 am | #

          Aaah, thanks.

          Wait, Plasma… You say here that you haven’t watched Korra. WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE

          • Disloyal Subject
            Disloyal Subject
            August 23, 2015 at 1:50 am | #

            Oh, good. I was beginning to worry I was the only one.

          • Arianod
            Arianod
            August 23, 2015 at 3:42 am | #

            Dunno… I watched the whole first season, but apart from the fight scenes everything else was kinda boring and not particularly well written. The protagonists were kinda dumb and so easily manipulated by the bad guys, and I definitely didn’t care for the romance, so I just didn’t go on… Should I give it a second chance?

            • Meng Ling
              Meng Ling
              August 23, 2015 at 4:29 am | #

              The first and second seasons of Korra were… eh… but it really hit its stride in the third season, which was pretty amazing and had a really interesting group of antagonists. I would watch season two just because events that occurred there influence the third season, but if you decide to skip that season, at least watch the Avatar Wan episodes. They tell the story of the very first Avatar, and the animation style was strongly influenced by Chinese brush painting and was extremely beautiful.

              • Arianod
                Arianod
                August 24, 2015 at 3:19 am | #

                Thanks for the tip 🙂 I’ll give it a try!

            • Tenn
              Tenn
              August 23, 2015 at 5:17 pm | #

              The first season of Korra is a

              <heavenly proclamation>
              ~*MASTERPIECE*~
              </heavenly proclamation>

              The second season is mostly horrible*, the third and fourth are great.

              *Notable exceptions: the Avatar Origin Story and everything involving Varrick.

              • Arianod
                Arianod
                August 24, 2015 at 3:20 am | #

                Uh, OK. I mean, who am I to argue agains a heavenly proclamation O.O

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            August 23, 2015 at 7:04 am | #

            -Sentinel- You might be surprised by how many popular shows I haven’t got around to watching, heck I haven’t even watched Steve Universe or Gravity Falls.

            • Arianod
              Arianod
              August 24, 2015 at 3:05 am | #

              *le GASP*

      • sjmcc13
        sjmcc13
        August 23, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

        What makes everything funny?
        2 characters from that franchise.

  20. otusasio451
    otusasio451
    August 23, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    Hold up…is the “Ambster the Hamster” nickname a sly reference to Shortpacked’s Snkrs?

    • Nightsbridge
      Nightsbridge
      August 23, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

      That’s probably a layer of it, for old fans. On the surface, though, it is a callback to when Becky first saw Amber move before the party, Let’s see if I can get a hang of links NOW.

      • otusasio451
        otusasio451
        August 23, 2015 at 12:34 am | #

        TEACH ME YOUR LINKING SECRET.

        Seriously, I have no idea how to do that, but I’ve always wanted to.

        • Nightsbridge
          Nightsbridge
          August 23, 2015 at 12:37 am | #

          When you comment there’s some instructions at the bottom, yeah? Including html tags you can use? You wanna use the one with ‘a href’ and ‘title’

          ‘a href’ seems to mean the url. ‘title’ should be the text you want to turn into a link. I think?

          • otusasio451
            otusasio451
            August 23, 2015 at 1:09 am | #

            …Well, blow me down and punch me in the face. I never noticed that before. I always thought it was just remnant code from a faulty system.

          • C Baker
            C Baker
            August 23, 2015 at 1:31 am | #

            You are quite correct.

          • Kelly
            Kelly
            August 23, 2015 at 2:33 am | #

            title= is typically going to be displayed as a tooltip (hovertext). The text that you want to be a link goes between the <a> and the </a>

            • Nightsbridge
              Nightsbridge
              August 23, 2015 at 5:16 am | #

              I have found the wizard!

            • Gamaran Sepudomyn
              Gamaran Sepudomyn
              August 23, 2015 at 8:47 am | #

              Let me see. Testing:
              This will ruin your life.

              • Gamaran Sepudomyn
                Gamaran Sepudomyn
                August 23, 2015 at 8:48 am | #

                Wait, what did I do wrong with the link?

                • Kryss LaBryn
                  Kryss LaBryn
                  August 23, 2015 at 10:46 am | #

                  Looks like the actual url just got pasted wrong somewhere along the line:

                  http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/04-walking-with-dina/ambster/tvtropes.org

                  Sort of have that tvtropes link at the end messing things up. 😉

                • Gamaran Sepudomyn
                  Gamaran Sepudomyn
                  August 23, 2015 at 10:59 am | #

                  I was actually trying to link to tvtropes. Let me try again:
                  This will ruin your life.

                • Gamaran Sepudomyn
                  Gamaran Sepudomyn
                  August 23, 2015 at 11:00 am | #

                  It’s still adding in the title of this comic in before the link, even when I type it out by hand.

                • Deanatay
                  Deanatay
                  August 23, 2015 at 11:14 am | #

                  Are you just putting in ‘tvtropes.org’? It may assume that’s a link off the current page. Try putting in a full URL, like ‘http://www.tvtropes.org’.

                • Deanatay
                  Deanatay
                  August 23, 2015 at 1:04 pm | #

                  For example: This will ruin your life.

                • Screwball
                  Screwball
                  August 23, 2015 at 6:19 pm | #

                  You could use all that, or do like I do & drag & drop it from a bookmarked website in another tab. Then just gotta swap the code for what you want, same with the text, & Bob’s you’re Uncle…

                  …Or your Aunty. Never know these days… 😛

    • neeks
      neeks
      August 23, 2015 at 12:48 am | #

      She might just be being zany with nicknames but I believe Becky had previously compared Amber to a hamster because of her size the alacrity with which she zoomed off to confirm with Ethan that he was no longer dating Joyce. Anyone care to dig up a link? Was while Becky was inviting folk to the dorm party.

      • neeks
        neeks
        August 23, 2015 at 12:49 am | #

        *her size and the alacrity with which etc

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        August 23, 2015 at 1:53 am | #

        See Nightsbridge’s comment above yours for the link.

      • Screwball
        Screwball
        August 23, 2015 at 6:21 pm | #

        …Or find someone with some free time… 😛

    • CaptainBatson
      CaptainBatson
      August 23, 2015 at 4:49 am | #

      Don’t forget Ani!

      … Everybody always forgets Ani.

      • Nightsbridge
        Nightsbridge
        August 23, 2015 at 6:18 am | #

        Who?

        • Gamaran Sepudomyn
          Gamaran Sepudomyn
          August 23, 2015 at 8:48 am | #

          Amber’s other hamster, Anakin.

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            August 23, 2015 at 11:17 am | #

            S*P’s Amber – I don’t think DoA’s Amber has any pets.

            • David M Willis
              David M Willis
              August 23, 2015 at 11:25 am | #

              i don’t think something*positive has an amber

              • Deanatay
                Deanatay
                August 23, 2015 at 1:08 pm | #

                What, you’ve never done a guest comic for Randy?

                (YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT) 😛

  21. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    August 23, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    New euphemism? New euphemism!

    • otusasio451
      otusasio451
      August 23, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

      …Yeah, I’d use it. Don’t know what for, but I’d USE it.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        August 23, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

        For starters, to confuse eavesdroppers and/or your enemies.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      August 23, 2015 at 11:20 am | #

      Nope – ‘holding hands and looking at pictures of dinosaurs’ is it’s own sexy thing. No need for euphemizing.

  22. John
    John
    August 23, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Hmm. Becky doesn’t know Amazi-Girl’s secret identity. (I don’t think she knows Amazi-Girl’s non-secret identity, for that matter…) This could complicate things if she’s going to be spending a lot of time in the Amazi-Room with the Amazi-Roommate.

    • Mada
      Mada
      August 23, 2015 at 4:39 pm | #

      I can just see Dina explaining it to her now…

      “She dresses up as a superhero to put her anger to good use. Please do not tell anyone.”

      “Oh, sure. I can keep a secret. Heck, I’m keepin’ me a secret right now.”

      “Also she uses the costume to facilitate numerous improvements upon her libido and sexual techniques.”

      “Hot dang, does she have extras!?”

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      August 23, 2015 at 8:39 pm | #

      On the flip side of that, Amber might be the next to find out about Becky’s situation since as far as she knows, Becky is just Joyce’s friend who’s visiting over the weekend yet Dina just said she’s now her girlfriend.

  23. Gib
    Gib
    August 23, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    So watch Jurassic World and then go to the back of their car?

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      August 23, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

      So, the back of Toedad’s car ?

      oh wait.

      • otusasio451
        otusasio451
        August 23, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

        Oh, God, I’m picturing Toedad’s opinion of the Jurassic Park franchise.
        “Those scientists are playing God. Those dinosaurs are of the devil. I’ll pray for them, AND the people who made the films and book.”

        • Gamaran Sepudomyn
          Gamaran Sepudomyn
          August 23, 2015 at 8:50 am | #

          Huh. I never suspected that I could agree with Toedad on anything. But the Jurassic Park franchise being horrible is such a thing.

          • Gamaran Sepudomyn
            Gamaran Sepudomyn
            August 23, 2015 at 8:51 am | #

            Just to clarify: I do not agree with the Toedad reasoning. Just with the conclusion (JP isn’t a good thing).

            • Shrimpist Christ
              Shrimpist Christ
              August 23, 2015 at 9:05 am | #

              SILENCE, HEATHEN HERETIC!

              JURASSIC PARK IS ALL THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN GOOD AND ALL THAT WILL BE!

              • Gamaran Sepudomyn
                Gamaran Sepudomyn
                August 23, 2015 at 11:04 am | #

                Alfred Hitchcock made a better movie about angry dinosaurs 30 years before Jurassic Park. One of my main complaints about Jurassic Park, from a movie-only perspective, is that it has a plot driven almost entirely by stupidity (why use electric fences when very thick panes of highly translucent bulletproof glass would do?).

                • Bleeters
                  Bleeters
                  August 23, 2015 at 12:15 pm | #

                  For my own amusement I’m going to just assume you specified the glass should be bulletproof because the dinosaurs are secretly all packing heat.

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  August 24, 2015 at 2:46 pm | #

                  Cause of wind load, makes building tall walls very expensive.

  24. Marvelman
    Marvelman
    August 23, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    I’m not sure why but I love this one.

    • otusasio451
      otusasio451
      August 23, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

      Well, it IS unforgivably adorable.

  25. John
    John
    August 23, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Also, the Amazi-Room seems very beige and void-like today.

  26. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    August 23, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    If she were a political event she’d be the New Ambster Primary.

  27. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    August 23, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    LMAO. I can hear Danny’s voice in my head so clearly, inflections and all. And it cracks me up. Very funny this one, a++++

  28. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    August 23, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    Well Amber does look like a hamster without her glasses and going by the tags, does this mean that Amber and Amazi-girl will always appear together from now on?

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      August 23, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      How come she didn’t get this nickname back in shortpacks?

    • Lavawight
      Lavawight
      August 23, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

      I think the call to Danny was made as Amazi-Girl, judging by the color of the speech bubble.

    • Blue
      Blue
      August 23, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

      The Amazi-girl tag may be there because she’s using the voice on the phone with Danny at the end. (Which I didn’t even notice until the comments pointed it out)

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 23, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

        That makes sense, thanks.

  29. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    August 23, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

    Why am I disappointed right now?

    • darkoneko
      darkoneko
      August 23, 2015 at 2:31 pm | #

      Well we heard it would be “the best DoA ever”.
      It is adorable, but expectations were set too high.

      • Tenn
        Tenn
        August 23, 2015 at 5:22 pm | #

        Hooray! I forgot about that, so I didn’t have any expectations. 😀

  30. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    August 23, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

    Most odd, and yet rather endearing for some unknown reason.

  31. les-be-friends dinosaurs
    les-be-friends dinosaurs
    August 23, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

    Heh hamster

  32. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    August 23, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

    Damnit, now I want to go do that.

  33. RachelEvil
    RachelEvil
    August 23, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

    Dina basically just described my ideal relationship.

  34. Lucina
    Lucina
    August 23, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

    The ideal relationship…

  35. Tomas
    Tomas
    August 23, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

    Dina and Becky have done enough to establish a baseball metaphor.
    1st base: kiss.
    2nd base: light physical contact.
    3rd base: heavy physical contact.
    Home run: hold hands and look at pictures of dinosaurs.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      August 23, 2015 at 2:02 am | #

      Home plate comes after third base. A home run is a run made around all three bases and the home plate on one hit.
      Not that that’s incompatible with your metaphor; holding hands & looking at pictures of dinosaurs could easily accomplish all 3 bases and whatever home plate is.

      • Sunny
        Sunny
        August 23, 2015 at 8:39 pm | #

        The base system has gotten pretty complicated over time.

  36. Edupoet81
    Edupoet81
    August 23, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

    Did Dina and Becky just start a new dating trend? How long will it be before we start seeing online communities for hand-holding dinosaur viewing enthusiasts?

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      August 23, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

      Well,since this is the internet we are talking about,so….maybe soon enough?

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      August 23, 2015 at 1:14 am | #

      Tuesday.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      August 23, 2015 at 4:54 am | #

      There are already dating sites for rural dwellers (“Farmers Only”); Christians (“Christian Mingle”); people who have been around the block a few times (“Senior Match”); and people who are just looking to hook-up (“Ashley Madison” et al).  So why not a site for budding paleontologists called, perhaps, “Them Bones, Them Bones, Them Dry Bones”?

      • Mada
        Mada
        August 23, 2015 at 7:05 am | #

        Get those bones some lube first, geez…..

  37. inqntrol
    inqntrol
    August 23, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

    Hmm,i might use that phrase for…scientific purposes.

  38. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    August 23, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

    Awwww~~

    Now I want someone to hold hands and look at dinosaurs with.

    • A Scientist
      A Scientist
      August 23, 2015 at 3:18 am | #

      New objective unlocked.

  39. dailybrad
    dailybrad
    August 23, 2015 at 12:39 am | #

    I love that Danny is totally down for that. Truth be told, I’d think that was the cutest goddamn thing if a significant other wanted to do that with me.

  40. neeks
    neeks
    August 23, 2015 at 12:52 am | #

    talk nerdy to me

  41. brasca1
    brasca1
    August 23, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

    Worst Slipshine edition ever.

    • Nightsbridge
      Nightsbridge
      August 23, 2015 at 1:00 am | #

      You misspelled ‘best.’

      • -Sentinel-
        -Sentinel-
        August 23, 2015 at 1:08 am | #

        “Worst Slipshine edition best”? That doesn’t make any sense!

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          August 23, 2015 at 2:46 am | #

          YOU don’t make any sense

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      August 23, 2015 at 1:33 am | #

      But dinosaurs are cool! They even have some sick moves:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEeDbvLrzKU

  42. Mada
    Mada
    August 23, 2015 at 1:01 am | #

    Normally I might be worried about Amber starting to ask questions about Dina and Becky being an item since I don’t believe she’s fully aware of Becky’s situation…

    …But at the same time even if she does become aware, I’m pretty sure she’ll sympathize, on account of the whole dickbag-dad situation.

  43. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    August 23, 2015 at 1:44 am | #

    Is Danny reading the material on bisexuality from the meeting?

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      August 23, 2015 at 2:04 am | #

      Looks like a hardbound book, not a pamphlet, so I doubt it.

  44. Architex
    Architex
    August 23, 2015 at 1:50 am | #

    Holding hands? This is really heart-warming.

  45. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    August 23, 2015 at 2:16 am | #

    Danny: I have no idea. I already like dudes, so who knows? Maybe I’m into dino pics, maybe I’m into everything.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 23, 2015 at 2:43 am | #

      Maybe I like BOTH waffels and pancakes.

      • A Scientist
        A Scientist
        August 23, 2015 at 3:18 am | #

        There are people who feel the need to choose between pancakes and waffles?

        It seems like an issue on which it should be okay to waffle.

        • electromagneticDestroyosaur
          electromagneticDestroyosaur
          August 23, 2015 at 3:46 am | #

          Or pancake.

      • Someone
        Someone
        August 23, 2015 at 3:18 am | #

        But what if I like French toast?

        • detective boomwolf
          detective boomwolf
          August 23, 2015 at 3:20 am | #

          Well then you probably can’t wait to get a mouthfull.

          • darkoneko
            darkoneko
            August 23, 2015 at 2:28 pm | #

            Ha !

    • Nightsbridge
      Nightsbridge
      August 23, 2015 at 2:24 pm | #

      He just spent a good portion of the afternoon with Ethan wearing a dinosaur hat.
      : D

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        August 23, 2015 at 2:43 pm | #

        I have nothing to say to that – I’m just going to sit here, basking in the awesomeness that is that observation.

  46. Bagge
    Bagge
    August 23, 2015 at 2:46 am | #

    Danny to himself: “I have to tell you something. I am in love with your ex and best friend and I’m kinda bisexual (which is a thing according to this pamphlet I have here). Please don’t be mad…”

    “I have to tell you someth…” *phone rings*

    Amber: “Hand holding and dinosaurs”

    Danny: “YES” *hangs up*

    Danny: Stupid, stupid, stupid…

    • m2iCodeJockey
      m2iCodeJockey
      August 23, 2015 at 4:08 am | #

      Yep.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      August 23, 2015 at 7:46 am | #

      Damn, I’d forgotten where we left off in his story! SMH…

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      August 23, 2015 at 12:45 pm | #

      Amber: Ohhh, look at this bipedal one.

      Danny: Speaking of ‘bi’…

    • darkoneko
      darkoneko
      August 23, 2015 at 1:32 pm | #

      He still loves Amber.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        August 23, 2015 at 7:23 pm | #

        Likes.

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      August 23, 2015 at 2:38 pm | #

      I think “In love with” is a bit strong for a description of his feelings for Ethan. “Your ex gives me pants feelings” might be more accurate.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        August 23, 2015 at 2:46 pm | #

        gives me pants feelings…
        is fun to hang out with…
        have interests in common with me…
        makes my heart go all pitty pat when he touches my hair…
        *singing* what is this straaaange feeeeeeeling in my paaaaaaaants?

  47. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    August 23, 2015 at 2:47 am | #

    Next best thing to riding a dragon together, clearly.

    Also, Amber looks oddly large when drawn as if she were — well, not short, let’s say.

    • hof1991
      hof1991
      August 23, 2015 at 8:21 am | #

      It’s because next to Dina she looks tall. Compared to the door frame, the three of them are short even for females.

  48. Bagge
    Bagge
    August 23, 2015 at 2:52 am | #

    Amaziegirl knows what she wants from a relationship

  49. David
    David
    August 23, 2015 at 2:55 am | #

    I’ll show you my diplodocus!

    • Random
      Random
      August 23, 2015 at 3:10 am | #

      Well I never!

    • Someone
      Someone
      August 23, 2015 at 3:14 am | #

      Pervert

    • detective boomwolf
      detective boomwolf
      August 23, 2015 at 3:19 am | #

      Such blatant vulgarity!

    • Mada
      Mada
      August 23, 2015 at 5:38 am | #

      Hey….I’m willing to bet Danny’s going to show Amazi-Girl his Oviraptor.

  50. BenRG
    BenRG
    August 23, 2015 at 3:19 am | #

    Okay, that’s slightly psychadelic! Of course, Danny is so completely under Amber’s spell that dressing in sackcloth and meditating for twelve hours with her would probably be a positive and arousing experience!

    FWIW, I suspect that Dina nad Becky alike are both not likely to go much beyond the ‘high school sweethearts’ behaviour track for a long while just because neither of them are emotionally ready to do anything else.

  51. nothri
    nothri
    August 23, 2015 at 3:31 am | #

    I’ve heard it said that pictures of large bones gets many females excited. Is that true?

    • Church
      Church
      August 23, 2015 at 12:00 pm | #

      I see what you did there

  52. OhNoUDiNt
    OhNoUDiNt
    August 23, 2015 at 3:56 am | #

    It’s the new foreplay. Dinorotic!

  53. Transsexual Viking
    Transsexual Viking
    August 23, 2015 at 5:45 am | #

    What a coincidence…. my girlfriend and I also recently had a date watching Jurassic World. ó . ò It involved us holding hands and being happy. The similarities are overwhelming!

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      August 23, 2015 at 11:08 pm | #

      I know where you got your handle 😉 http://www.gogetaroomie.com/comic/why-the-hell-not

      • Transsexual Viking
        Transsexual Viking
        August 24, 2015 at 11:41 am | #

        Caught me! :3 You thus win a reliable webcomic reader award~

  54. Lulu
    Lulu
    August 23, 2015 at 6:20 am | #

    Going on a date to museum while holding hands is a good date option in my opinion.

    I just hope Dina won’t make every DoA cast dinosexual as next stage of some evil world take over plan.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 23, 2015 at 6:26 am | #

      I for one welcome our adorable dinosaur overlord

    • theheroesofcrash
      theheroesofcrash
      August 23, 2015 at 9:59 am | #

      Lulu’s right about museum dates! I took my girlfriend to a natural history museum because she likes T-Rexes and had never seen an actual T-Rex skeleton. She loved it.

      Relationship goal attained. 😀

      (On a side note, one of the first gifts she ever got me was a Firefly t-shirt with dinosaurs on it, and her favorite character from my own webcomic is a dinosaur-themed superheroine. Yup… I gots me a dino-lover, and I couldn’t be happier!)

      • darkoneko
        darkoneko
        August 23, 2015 at 1:29 pm | #

        Museum dates are nice !
        Did a wing of the Louvres like that, once.

      • Nightsbridge
        Nightsbridge
        August 23, 2015 at 3:08 pm | #

        Are you actually just future becky?

        • theheroesofcrash
          theheroesofcrash
          August 24, 2015 at 10:04 am | #

          Nope; I’m a dude.

  55. Abel Undercity
    Abel Undercity
    August 23, 2015 at 8:23 am | #

    Honestly, if these two get much cuter I may explode…

  56. maarvarq
    maarvarq
    August 23, 2015 at 9:11 am | #

    “Hold hands and look at pictures of dinosaurs”
    There may very well be some kissing involved too.

  57. Spencer
    Spencer
    August 23, 2015 at 9:31 am | #

    So something that’s gone uncommented is Amber’s reaction to Dina telling her she has a girlfriend; specifically, the line “and to you, that means…?”

    I think Amber has a little bit of that “Dina is strange and needs to be helped” mentality in her, stemming from her own experiences with social anxiety.

    • Pseudowolf
      Pseudowolf
      August 23, 2015 at 10:44 am | #

      I don’t think it’s that she thinks Dina needs to be helped. It seems to me more that Amber hasn’t seen Dina really show much emotion at all nor much interest in being around other people and has a much different view of things. So, while Amber knows what most people would mean if they said they had a girlfriend, Dina could mean something else which is why she asked.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        August 23, 2015 at 10:56 am | #

        Also Dina does not always pay attention to social norms, and “girlfriend” actually has both a romantic and a platonic meaning that might be needed to sort through even with someone who does, anyway.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 23, 2015 at 2:53 pm | #

      I read it the complete opposite way, as in AMBER being socially awkward and asking just what it means that Becky is Dina’s girlfriend because she doesn’t trust herself to pick up the social cues that would tell her.

      “I don’t make the rules, I just live in constant fear of them”

      • Nightsbridge
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        August 23, 2015 at 3:06 pm | #

        That makes sense! Since a ‘girlfriend’ can be interpreted as either a platonic friend who or a romantic partner, and Ambster has made it clear in-strip before that she enjoys not thinking of Dina as a sexual being.

      • m2iCodeJockey
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        August 23, 2015 at 4:49 pm | #

        I suspect it will be somewhere in the middle:
        Amber, like Joyce, is very much in love with and having to get over Ethan.
        A component of that relationship was Amber, like Ethan, having a not-so-platonic attraction to particular Transformers and other media common to their generation.

        Personally, I see it as the equivalent to Gen-Xers having the Slave-Leia image filed away in the mental shoe box of “things that unexpectedly assist arousal.”

        (I observe this Amber, similar to the Shortpacked.Amber as being very in touch with her libido AND perversion but, this one has more separated libido from violent urges but, less integrated libido with her regular persona.)

        Anywho, I think it was just: “Dina seems to have found some who can combine that particular hobby and arousal and it does not seem so bad so, I wonder: Does my f-buddy likes that hobby, that way, too? I should check because this will help me to be even more interesting…”

    • hikaru
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      August 23, 2015 at 4:59 pm | #

      but dina wants help, sometimes. she just doesnt want to be invalidated for it. she and amber have already opened up about their respective differences and amber was the one who showed dina how to show sympathy via light physical contact. i dont think it was out of line in their friendship for amber to say this.

      plus, dina has previously told amber about A) not having had sexual feelings for anyone before & B) wanting to not be seen as abnormal, which are two dots that plenty of people would probably guess are connected and be worried about, even though theyre not.

  58. Lone Wolf
    Lone Wolf
    August 23, 2015 at 10:46 am | #

    So this means Danny is Amazi-girl’s girlfriend now?

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      August 23, 2015 at 12:17 pm | #

      has been for a while

      • Emperor Norton
        Emperor Norton
        August 23, 2015 at 7:19 pm | #

        I’m probably wrong, but I think Lone Wolf basically went with the idea that a romantic relationship is now based on holding hands and watching dinosaur pictures together; everything else before that (including sex and marriage) is just casual hanging together.

        • Rowen Morland
          Rowen Morland
          August 23, 2015 at 11:10 pm | #

          It would be a softer world.

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            August 24, 2015 at 2:49 pm | #

            Sorry, that is a different webcomic.

            • Rowen Morland
              Rowen Morland
              August 25, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

              You can’t imagine that as a Softer World strip?

  59. Vree
    Vree
    August 23, 2015 at 12:18 pm | #

    I remember reading IW! when I was 19 and thinking that Walky and Joyce watching morning cartoons together was romantic as sh#t.

    I didn’t want to to go bars and get pissed and have casual sex. I just wanted someone understand the importance of round eyes and stories with a message and proper character design.

    Of course these days there are many blogs who deliver geek romance fantasies to the world but I think there still isn’t enough. The world has to know.

  60. Gvickers
    Gvickers
    August 23, 2015 at 1:08 pm | #

    This is so fantastically wonderful because it speaks to someone like myself, married for 28+ years. Thanks, Mr. Willis.

  61. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    August 23, 2015 at 1:27 pm | #

    Social : The disciple has become the master.

  62. Toes14
    Toes14
    August 23, 2015 at 1:34 pm | #

    First Dorothy and now Amber. Is it just me, or does anyone else find Becky’s habit of not calling people by their correct names REALLY annoying? It’s not like she’s using their current nicknames either. That just strikes me as completely thoughtless and uncaring. What if everyone started calling her “Beckerly” or “Rebeccalodon”?

    • darkoneko
      darkoneko
      August 23, 2015 at 2:26 pm | #

      Well, let us wait until some of the cast does.

    • Nightsbridge
      Nightsbridge
      August 23, 2015 at 2:28 pm | #

      Well, those are crappy nicknames, but all things considered, I don’t think that Becky would mind at all. She seems like the sort of person that would create personal nicknames for everyone she knows. There are many people like that.

      • darkoneko
        darkoneko
        August 23, 2015 at 3:34 pm | #

        I feel it serves as mnemonic to help remember them

    • Lord Stoneheart
      Lord Stoneheart
      August 23, 2015 at 2:47 pm | #

      Well as someone who picks up a lot of weird nicknames, I don’t think it’s that annoying. And the people I know who make up nicknames for everyone seem to be pretty chill about getting nicknames in return. It only gets annoying when you ask people not to call you something, or express dislike with a nickname and they refuse to acknowledge your request.

      As for how everyone likes Becky’s nicknames nobody in comic has seemed to complain. And according to earlier this chapter, Dina seems to be pretty fine with being known as Dino Girl.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 23, 2015 at 2:48 pm | #

      She is fun and loud and is trying to hard to be fun and loud. Not at all uncommon among self-proclaimed class clowns.

    • chris73
      chris73
      August 23, 2015 at 7:27 pm | #

      I think I see what you’re saying here (but please correct me if I’m wrong), a few years back I worked with a guy who kept calling me “smiler” (at the time life wasn’t working out quite as well as it could have been to say the lest) and it really ticked me off, I asked him to stop calling me that and he wouldn’t and it wasn’t until I dropped my shoulder into him (I was taller and heavier then he was) and knocked him on his back that he got the idea I really didn’t like it.

      I didn’t like it because when he called me that it reminded me of what was happening in my life, he was trying to label me something I wasn’t, the utter disrespect of the guy to completely disregard what I was saying and that he thought it was just a big joke

      The thing with nicknames is how they’re used, Becky use of nicknames towards Dorothy seems a little on the mean side to me( but then I’m probably over-sensitive it) whereas towards Amber it seems like its more on the fun side, trying to establish a personal connection with Amber?

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      August 23, 2015 at 9:05 pm | #

      You’d probably not like living in Australia then. They can hand out a few nicknames. Becky could be Beckster, Ambs for Amber, etc…

  63. Lan Mikoto
    Lan Mikoto
    August 23, 2015 at 2:20 pm | #

    Now see THAT is the truest form of a relationship. Chilling by holding hands and looking at pictures of dinosaurs or watching tv. Maybe bump it up a notch to snuggling. Dina’s rockin’ the field of relationships dammit.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 23, 2015 at 4:55 pm | #

      Or just doing homework together

  64. xKiv
    xKiv
    August 23, 2015 at 2:20 pm | #

    Will he end up shampooing the cat?

  65. masterofthez
    masterofthez
    August 23, 2015 at 2:28 pm | #

    Wow their moving fast. It took like a month before my girlfriend and I started looking at dinosaur pictures while holding hands.

    • Emperor Norton
      Emperor Norton
      August 23, 2015 at 7:16 pm | #

      And what did you do in the meantime?

  66. Tenn
    Tenn
    August 23, 2015 at 5:31 pm | #

    “hold hands and look at pictures of dinosaurs*

    HOLY FUCK IS THIS WRONG!!!

    But holy hell is it erotic! 😉

    • Tenn
      Tenn
      August 23, 2015 at 5:32 pm | #

      *”

  67. Vïllīæm Strängë
    Vïllīæm Strängë
    August 23, 2015 at 6:32 pm | #

    This is the cutest relationship in the series so far!!! I was friends with a couple like them in college and they made my heart melt whenever I was around them!!! They were heterosexual, but both couples are equally cute!

  68. Bunk
    Bunk
    May 13, 2016 at 4:45 pm | #

    I just want Danny and Amazi-girl to make up and hold hands and look at pictures of Dinosaurs.

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