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Don’t knock it! For those of us who were “sheltered” (Read: isolated by controlling parents), candy cigarettes and temporary tattoos were a secret joy that made us feel like a bad-ass at school, but could be disposed of without evidence before we got home and our parents found out. >_>
Wrong! The Chronistics are an ancient family of time-travelers. Every couple of generations or so, one of them travels back in time and marries into a different family.
By this point, they’re basically related to everyone.
Depends on where in time they go and whether they find their partners in the same geographical area. There are literally billions of different people for them to choose from and the effects of inbreeding really only show up over generations. If I were to go back say, ten generations on my family tree, we wouldn’t be all that genetically similar. Hell, five generations ago we wouldn’t be similar. I mean, roughly speaking I only share a quarter of my genes with my grandparents.
Unless the time traveling family is like…the Duggars or something, I don’t see the issue cropping up.
What confuses me is the ones I used are all names I made for characters and y’all seem to be leaping all over that and do I explain exactly who everyone is or
Marcie: “I wanna tap that”
Sal: “Me too. In fact, she’s my knew only friend. See you never.”
Marcie: [sign that can’t be translated to any written or spoken language]
Malaya: “Sure, whatevs, but I’m still the cool one.”
And then Sal and Malaya rode away into the sunset on a motorcycle.
I like to think if/when Ruth confronts them about this, Dina’s going to reveal that she’s known about Ruth and Billie for some time (cue flashbacks showing Ruth and Billie doing their best to be careful but Dina happening to be nearby without being noticed).
And thus a sort of “You don’t tell on us/we don’t tell on you” deal is struck.
Oh I don’t think Dina would be cutthoat about it; I just wouldn’t be surprised if she unveiled the relationship in a matter-of-fact tone, much the way she asked Amber about her running around in a costume.
I still think that Ruth is going to have more sympathy for shitty-family shenanigans than we give her credit for. We still don’t know much about her grandfather, but we know it’s not good.
She is however in a position of authority, and can not allow this to continue, so while she would probably be sympathetic, she may still have to apply the boot.
Exactly. Ruth will be helpful, if not openly sympathetic. This isn’t something to report. (Has Ruth ever reported anything that would get any of her charges in trouble?) This is one more thing to hold over them to keep them in line.
Oddly enough, I can see Ruth, if she is fully aware of the circumstances, telling Becky that she’ll look the other way unless she gets caught by someone in authority. If that happens, she won’t help her and will deny under oath that she knew Becky was still in the dorms.
I can also see her telling Joyce, Sarah and Sal that she’ll cheerfully throw all three of them under the bus too to protect her position.
Whether she actually would do that is not certain. She’ll say it because she has the ‘ruthless’ rep to maintain.
I landed a single in my senior year. Roommate dropped out to join the Air Force, and they never got around to assigning me someone new. I could invite friends to stay over, and prance around naked all I wanted!
Not at the same time, though. That would be weird.
Heh, one of my anthropology professors was commenting on something and said basically about nudity taboos, and why no one came to class nude.
Next day, 2 students come in wearing trench coats, and once class began took them off, nude. No one said a word. The professor said something (I can’t recall exactly, and can’t ask him anymore.) along the lines of I stand corrected, and went on with everything.
I got one in freshman because by residence (Basser College at UNSW, in 1982) was such a dump that they couldn’t fill all the places. My room hadn’t been repainted since my brother lived in it fifteen years earlier. Nor had the leak in the roof been fixed.
I took advantage of the single to have a major depressive episode without anyone noticing. You know the “freshman fifteen”? I lost fifteen pounds in freshman year by skipping meals and exercise.
Well, depends on what kind of friends we’re talking about. I had friends in college I could invite over an be naked around… there were certain types of benefits involved.
We started with naked hottubbing at my roomie’s mum’s house (parents were hippies who didn’t want clothing fibres clogging up the filter, so it was okay lol) and just sort of went, “It’s hot and we’ve already all seen each other naked, so…” from there.
Prancing and parading always seem to involve nakedness. Who prances around without being naked? Parading around naked is just about the only kind of parading people mention.
^ This. More like, “If quoting someone else, replace the swear with an acceptable substitute such as the first letter of the swear, or actually saying “swear word,” because we don’t talk like that in this house.” ^^;
Love Sal. After a minute to process motormouth’s statement (that all is hard to say without a breath in there), not surprised she agreed.
I think she would have agreed even without Billies 2cents but, this is funnier.
Well yes, but for the past few days I’ve been pondering various scenarios that would involve Toedad getting his ass kicked; be it verbally, metaphorically, or physically.
I’d prefer for him to be broken with words than with violence and watch him collapse in on himself in a blubbering wreck as he realizes what he’s put Becky through. But since it’s unlikely that he’d listen & accept another’s words, I’m more than happy to see just what Sal is capable of.
Billie knows her sorta-but-not-really sister well. Which is good it’s only sorta, or that time she drunkenly tried to mack on her would be creepy in addition to very awkward.
Poor Becky? She has a girlfriend who is also Dina; which makes up for any downside. More importantly, her having a girlfriend means she doesn’t need to jump everyone’s bones. now she can enjoy the eye candy.
I don’t know why that last panel makes me laugh so hard but it does. I can’t decide which is funnier, “sweet I get to use a swear!” or Sal’s reaction to it.
Panel 5 Internal Dialogue: Damn that’s metal as Hell. Ah totally want to stick it to the man for that sh… well played, Billie, yah wise ass, well played.
The background at the top, behind “DUMBING OF AGE: A College Webcomic by David M Willis”
They used to be static, at least for my browser, but now I’m seeing a variety.
I’m pretty sure that this is a function of those so-called “smart ad” programs that select the ads you see based on your recent browser history. A few weeks ago, out of curiosity, I clicked on what I thought was an ad for inexpensive cycling water bottles and it turned out to be a site for a company that creates and sells promo advertising items (like pens, notepads, calendars, coffee cups, and yes, bicycle water bottles). I backed out of there immediately, but I’m still getting ads for this company popping up on a regular basis.
Sal has learnt a terrible truth about rebellion: When your rebellious behaviour becomes so formulaic that people who know you can predict how you will react to a given situation with a high confidence of the outcome, then maybe you’ve lost that wild spontaneity that you were looking for! She’s also found that her childhood playmate has grown up to be an expert manipulator!
I suspect that Sal is going to be in a worse mood than usual for the rest of the week.
It occurs to me that panel 1 needs more attention. Becky is telling Dina what it’s like being home-schooled.
I suspect that Dina had a lot of misconceptions about what Joyce and Becky’s childhoods were like based on incorrect assumptions about home schooling. It might be interesting to see if this leads to her to react to Joyce in different ways.
I’m getting the feeling that Becky is going to end up being Sal’s equivalent of Joyce. For all she’s ‘rebelling’, Becky is going to be relentlessly and naively cheerful, upbeat and moral to the point that it drives poor Sal to distraction. However, as with Sarah, she can’t help but admire the girl’s spirit and dedication.
I really hope they will spend enough time for that to be the case. It might be that Sal just slips out through the window and leave Becky to her own antics though…
Dina won’t be that hard – just see how easy she fell into using “butthole dad” as the established nomenclature. As long as she get’s the idea of the swear being the proper term for something she will use it without hesitation.
Dina *calmly spoken while playing mariocart*. Fuck. Fuck. Oh, that was an interesting application of newtonian physics. Fuck…
People I know always seem startled when I straight up swear at people, for some reason. It’s not like I feel any special reservation, it’s just usually usually not called for.
OK, so my take on this (which quite possibly is wrong): “Ass” is growing milder and milder as a swear in itself, and “smartass” is pretty much no longer an actual swear, but just a mild… insult? Except Billie wouldn’t of course be insulted if she heard this.
What do we call a word or expression that the sender is meaning as an insult, but that the recipient is more likely to take as a compliment?
I love Dina’s and Becky’s double act. Dina is loud and funny and has a big goofy grin and you just know that she’s speed talking in panel four to get everything out there before Sal has time to react.
… well, based on a moderately humorous and mildly unfortunate personal experience, I would have to say that even stupid assholes can figure out they’re being mocked … and can react violently …
… maybe Mike will become a ‘hero’ by provoking the toe-thing into a public act of violence or perhaps a stoke or heart attack …
… yes, I know that this is too much like a happy ending … but the Willis could ‘treat’ us to Becky being agonizing conflicted about all this …
Billie is right that, regardless of how Sal feels about being given a new roommate without her consent, she wouldn’t narc on Becky to the Establishment on principle. I’d thought about that before, after Billie first made her suggestion.
Sal is clearly peeved that she isn’t as inscrutable as she previously imagined. She may need to start rethinking her image.
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“YES! I was given permission by a rebel!”
“Does this not circumvent the purpose behind rebellion, to acquire permission from even an imagined authority?”
“lemme ‘splain ya something called ‘sarcasm’, Dina… maybe also ‘irreverence'”
Maybe Sal will give her permission to smoke and get a tattoo next!
make sure to get it signed in triplicate! just to avoid misunderstandings
And get it stamped by Personnel. Preliminary authorisation should arrive in 4-6 weeks.
And a leather jacket,the piece de resistance
inb4 VIVE LA RESISTANCE!!!!!
VIVE LA DIFFERANCE!
…a candy cigarette, and a temporary tattoo?
Don’t knock it! For those of us who were “sheltered” (Read: isolated by controlling parents), candy cigarettes and temporary tattoos were a secret joy that made us feel like a bad-ass at school, but could be disposed of without evidence before we got home and our parents found out. >_>
not knocking it, just verifying
I’m just wondering if you make a rebel an authority figure do they stop being a rebel?
Yeah no, she ain’t takin’ no responsability fo’ anyone else’s crap.
Don’t forget the holy grail: a motorcycle ride.
If Becky gets one of those before Joyce, we will see the JoyceFace to end all JoyceFaces.
Well, Becky will say “Fuck” before Joyce now, so that qualifies her according to Sal.
God-dammit…
Your username confuses me but I love it. Also the gravatar.
Consider her a cousin to the Asides.
Seriously, pronounce the name out loud. That’s the joke.
Plaid may not be familiar with the word anachronistic, it has a fairly niche field of use.
Wrong! The Chronistics are an ancient family of time-travelers. Every couple of generations or so, one of them travels back in time and marries into a different family.
By this point, they’re basically related to everyone.
“Someone is getting ahead of themselves…”
but… wouldn’t that eventually be detrimental to genetic diversity, and thus cause all kinds of inbreeding diseases?
Depends on where in time they go and whether they find their partners in the same geographical area. There are literally billions of different people for them to choose from and the effects of inbreeding really only show up over generations. If I were to go back say, ten generations on my family tree, we wouldn’t be all that genetically similar. Hell, five generations ago we wouldn’t be similar. I mean, roughly speaking I only share a quarter of my genes with my grandparents.
Unless the time traveling family is like…the Duggars or something, I don’t see the issue cropping up.
So it would be ok to have sex with one’s great-grandmother. Good to know…
You’d have to ask your great grandmother about that.
I won’t presume to know her thoughts on it.
Anachronistic yo.
Anachronistic. A thing out of its proper time.
What confuses me about that name is that it is written exactly like the word, only has a space in it.
The Asides were not that obvious and always started with the short form of a female name.
So what i propose/suggest is to keep the old scheme and change the name to “Ann A. Crony’s Tic” or something like this!
What confuses me is the ones I used are all names I made for characters and y’all seem to be leaping all over that and do I explain exactly who everyone is or
I thought of a variant so I’m not using the Facebook cosplayer’s name (that I totes had first) but idk I kinda like the straightforwardness
Hey Sal, long time no see !
Enjoy this page it’s going to be a nother 30 till we see her again.
Unless Dina leave the room immediatly I think we’ll see her again tomorrow~
So then, Sal is no longer the girl next door?
Wait, was she ever?
She lets her parents think she is, does that count?
I’m not sure that’s the case, but that’s a spoiler so I’m saying no more.
Mmmmaybe. Or maybe there will be a Becky/Dina/Sal triangle and/or menage a trois.
Pretty sure Sal’s stance on this is “yeah, i’m NOT doing that, no”.
IKR
It’s time for a … SPEEEEEEEEED REEEEEECAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!
aaaand go–![trip-n-fall]
Now imagine Becky saying it in that tape-rewind speed.
Also, the squeaky tape sound.
It’s impressive to be able to say all that without catching your breath, seriously.
Becky is secretly a clone of Willow Rosenberg.
Go Speed Recap
Go Speed Recap
Go Speed Recap Go!
♪Here it comes, here comes Speed Recap: She’s a lesbian Joyce… She’s a lesbian, she’s gonna be roomies ’cause she’s homeless♫
[/trying too hard]
Try harder.
Try Hard: With A Vengance!
Live Free Or Try Hard
A good day to Try Hard
SAL! Getting clued in.
And luckily for Becky, she’s not around all that much, so the likelihood of her accidentally blabbing is slim to none.
Blabbling to who, anyway. Her only friend’s Marcie.
Hence “slim to none”.
I almost wrote “Malaya” instead of “Marcie”, and then spend 5 good minutes thinking “what the hell, brain”.
I suggest bleach.
In a very strange universe next door:
Marcie: “I wanna tap that”
Sal: “Me too. In fact, she’s my knew only friend. See you never.”
Marcie: [sign that can’t be translated to any written or spoken language]
Malaya: “Sure, whatevs, but I’m still the cool one.”
And then Sal and Malaya rode away into the sunset on a motorcycle.
… and had BEST HATESEX EVAR
Let us hope everyone can be as understanding as Sal is.
Okay, that’s a vain-as-fuck hope, but oh well.
The only one I can think that might not be understanding is Ruth.
Her and Mary.
Well Mary is sorta a given so…
I like to think if/when Ruth confronts them about this, Dina’s going to reveal that she’s known about Ruth and Billie for some time (cue flashbacks showing Ruth and Billie doing their best to be careful but Dina happening to be nearby without being noticed).
And thus a sort of “You don’t tell on us/we don’t tell on you” deal is struck.
That seems a bit cutthroat for Dina.
Oh I don’t think Dina would be cutthoat about it; I just wouldn’t be surprised if she unveiled the relationship in a matter-of-fact tone, much the way she asked Amber about her running around in a costume.
It would be the sort of thing Sarah would do.
She’s the baseball bat you keep handy, just in case, just for that sort of emergency.
I still think that Ruth is going to have more sympathy for shitty-family shenanigans than we give her credit for. We still don’t know much about her grandfather, but we know it’s not good.
Fair point. I’m hoping Ruth’ll be understanding too, but at the same time I can still see some sort of “you don’t tell then we don’t tell” deal.
As that ‘you don’t tell then we don’t tell’ deal sounds like blackmail, I see Ruth as more likely to react to it with a rousing game of femur removal.
I do believe that Ruth would be sympathetic but aside from Mary, she’s the next most likely to not be understanding.
She is however in a position of authority, and can not allow this to continue, so while she would probably be sympathetic, she may still have to apply the boot.
Pff. Ruth abuses her authority as it pleases her.
Exactly. Ruth will be helpful, if not openly sympathetic. This isn’t something to report. (Has Ruth ever reported anything that would get any of her charges in trouble?) This is one more thing to hold over them to keep them in line.
If Ruth cared about using her authority responsibly then she wouldn’t be in a relationship with one of her charges she is supposed to look out for.
Oddly enough, I can see Ruth, if she is fully aware of the circumstances, telling Becky that she’ll look the other way unless she gets caught by someone in authority. If that happens, she won’t help her and will deny under oath that she knew Becky was still in the dorms.
I can also see her telling Joyce, Sarah and Sal that she’ll cheerfully throw all three of them under the bus too to protect her position.
Whether she actually would do that is not certain. She’ll say it because she has the ‘ruthless’ rep to maintain.
if you say it fast enough, it’s ok. that is why beck keeps practicing that
Becky’s lucky Sal’s innate desire to rebel against any and all authority trumps her desire for a single.
I landed a single in my senior year. Roommate dropped out to join the Air Force, and they never got around to assigning me someone new. I could invite friends to stay over, and prance around naked all I wanted!
Not at the same time, though. That would be weird.
Prancing around naked with friends should never be weird!
Prancing around naked while teaching class on the other hand is a little odd.
I doubt they’d let that go even for health classes
Depends on the class. If it’s something like the history of nudism it would be quite appropriate.
“Today class, we couldn’t find a model. So, I will volunteer!”
Heh, one of my anthropology professors was commenting on something and said basically about nudity taboos, and why no one came to class nude.
Next day, 2 students come in wearing trench coats, and once class began took them off, nude. No one said a word. The professor said something (I can’t recall exactly, and can’t ask him anymore.) along the lines of I stand corrected, and went on with everything.
Or art class
Not if you’re a cuttlefish.
It’s only weird if you make it weird.
I got one in freshman because by residence (Basser College at UNSW, in 1982) was such a dump that they couldn’t fill all the places. My room hadn’t been repainted since my brother lived in it fifteen years earlier. Nor had the leak in the roof been fixed.
I took advantage of the single to have a major depressive episode without anyone noticing. You know the “freshman fifteen”? I lost fifteen pounds in freshman year by skipping meals and exercise.
“my residence”, not “by residence”. Oops.
Well, depends on what kind of friends we’re talking about. I had friends in college I could invite over an be naked around… there were certain types of benefits involved.
We started with naked hottubbing at my roomie’s mum’s house (parents were hippies who didn’t want clothing fibres clogging up the filter, so it was okay lol) and just sort of went, “It’s hot and we’ve already all seen each other naked, so…” from there.
Prancing and parading always seem to involve nakedness. Who prances around without being naked? Parading around naked is just about the only kind of parading people mention.
Rule #15 of sheltered suburban kids: “Swearing is allowed if quoting someone or somthing that has sworn.”
Not in my house, it wasn’t!
^ This. More like, “If quoting someone else, replace the swear with an acceptable substitute such as the first letter of the swear, or actually saying “swear word,” because we don’t talk like that in this house.” ^^;
I believe in spontaneity… just as long as you plan for it first.
“Oh dear God, now ah live wit a lesbian Joyce.”
A lesbian joyce/walky.
Lesbian Joyacky.
“So… I have a wonderbread little sister now ?”
Oh wait, that’d be gingerbread, right ?
You topped yourself. I didn’t think it was possible, but you pulled it off.
Wonderbread is her name for Danny, not Joyce.
I know (also it’s Becky, not Joyce)
“You gotta try this lesbian joyky, it’s a lot bettah than regulah joyky. It’s made from lesbian cows!”
“Take that, Marice. I ALSO have an annoying little brat to spend time with now.”
Mmmm, lesbian Joyce….
Becky, stop posting.
A Christian lesbian who experiments sexually with an atheist and you thought you were going to have to share rooms with a square…
Has Dina been confirmed as atheistic?
Yep.
Re alt-text : As a wikipedia editor, yup, you just can get away with a hella lot of things if you’re “quoting”.
*plays Monty Python’s “I Bet You They Won’t Play This Song On The Radio” on the Muzak*
Love Sal. After a minute to process motormouth’s statement (that all is hard to say without a breath in there), not surprised she agreed.
I think she would have agreed even without Billies 2cents but, this is funnier.
Just got a thought: if Toedad manages to find that room while Sal is at home….this will be interesting.
Sal vs. Toedad….
I like this mental image.
I like it a lot.
And best of all, Marcie wouldn’t be around to make her stop
…That would be all kinds of bad for Sal, tho.
Well yes, but for the past few days I’ve been pondering various scenarios that would involve Toedad getting his ass kicked; be it verbally, metaphorically, or physically.
I’d prefer for him to be broken with words than with violence and watch him collapse in on himself in a blubbering wreck as he realizes what he’s put Becky through. But since it’s unlikely that he’d listen & accept another’s words, I’m more than happy to see just what Sal is capable of.
It could probably go the shortpacked Leslie’s way.
Ah well, we shall see in due time. Hopefully before the next world war.
Only if the body is found. I kid of course. Kinda sorta.
He’s bigger than Sal and maybe she is out of her depth. Amazi-Girl to the rescue.
Amazi-Girl saves Sal from being assaulted or worse. There are… consequences for Amber and Sal alike.
Billie knows her sorta-but-not-really sister well. Which is good it’s only sorta, or that time she drunkenly tried to mack on her would be creepy in addition to very awkward.
Poor Becky. She’s gonna be rooming with a hottie walkerton who sleeps in the buff. Gotta be tough on a gal.
Poor Becky? She has a girlfriend who is also Dina; which makes up for any downside. More importantly, her having a girlfriend means she doesn’t need to jump everyone’s bones. now she can enjoy the eye candy.
And if Dina happens to be ace ?
Doesn’t mean she’s unwilling to have sex, just a lack of personal interest.
No more buff than Mickey Mouse.
Well, it means she’s not sleeping with Joyce any more so I say as distractions go it’s a step towards the safe side.
I don’t know why that last panel makes me laugh so hard but it does. I can’t decide which is funnier, “sweet I get to use a swear!” or Sal’s reaction to it.
Panel 5 Internal Dialogue: Damn that’s metal as Hell. Ah totally want to stick it to the man for that sh… well played, Billie, yah wise ass, well played.
I think the only thing that really irks her is that Billie got one over her.
“I’m NOT that predictable, am I?”
Dina: “Billie, Sal said to inform you that you were correct, and also fornicate you, intelligent buttocks.”
Billie: “What?!”
Dina: “I am summarizing?”
Digging the cycling banners, and the closer look at Sal’s tattoo.
Which cycling banners? And double plus on the tattoo.
The background at the top, behind “DUMBING OF AGE: A College Webcomic by David M Willis”
They used to be static, at least for my browser, but now I’m seeing a variety.
I’m pretty sure that this is a function of those so-called “smart ad” programs that select the ads you see based on your recent browser history. A few weeks ago, out of curiosity, I clicked on what I thought was an ad for inexpensive cycling water bottles and it turned out to be a site for a company that creates and sells promo advertising items (like pens, notepads, calendars, coffee cups, and yes, bicycle water bottles). I backed out of there immediately, but I’m still getting ads for this company popping up on a regular basis.
Panel five Sal here nods in recognition to panel four Sarah Here.
“You too, huh?”
Sal has learnt a terrible truth about rebellion: When your rebellious behaviour becomes so formulaic that people who know you can predict how you will react to a given situation with a high confidence of the outcome, then maybe you’ve lost that wild spontaneity that you were looking for! She’s also found that her childhood playmate has grown up to be an expert manipulator!
I suspect that Sal is going to be in a worse mood than usual for the rest of the week.
I am starting to really love how freaking awesome Billie is!
Aaaaaaaaaalpha BONGO!!!
Oh and I guess Becky starting to turn awesome too.
Started?
It occurs to me that panel 1 needs more attention. Becky is telling Dina what it’s like being home-schooled.
I suspect that Dina had a lot of misconceptions about what Joyce and Becky’s childhoods were like based on incorrect assumptions about home schooling. It might be interesting to see if this leads to her to react to Joyce in different ways.
This is Billie getting back to Sal for This
Right! (bonus: Mini Joyce Reaction Panel)
I’m getting the feeling that Becky is going to end up being Sal’s equivalent of Joyce. For all she’s ‘rebelling’, Becky is going to be relentlessly and naively cheerful, upbeat and moral to the point that it drives poor Sal to distraction. However, as with Sarah, she can’t help but admire the girl’s spirit and dedication.
I really hope they will spend enough time for that to be the case. It might be that Sal just slips out through the window and leave Becky to her own antics though…
Sal isn’t a rebel anymore, now she became amber, playing all the time with Danny… ‘s 3DS.
The ultimate test will be getting Dina to swear; actually I’m not sure whether it would be her or Joyce?
Dina won’t be that hard – just see how easy she fell into using “butthole dad” as the established nomenclature. As long as she get’s the idea of the swear being the proper term for something she will use it without hesitation.
Dina *calmly spoken while playing mariocart*. Fuck. Fuck. Oh, that was an interesting application of newtonian physics. Fuck…
People I know always seem startled when I straight up swear at people, for some reason. It’s not like I feel any special reservation, it’s just usually usually not called for.
Wait, only ‘a’ swear? Which of ‘fuck’ and ‘ass’ does she not consider a swear, anymore?
Ass means “donkey” sometimes! Everyone wants to ride Billie plus she can kick things with enough force to vaporize a small city! It fits!
OK, so my take on this (which quite possibly is wrong): “Ass” is growing milder and milder as a swear in itself, and “smartass” is pretty much no longer an actual swear, but just a mild… insult? Except Billie wouldn’t of course be insulted if she heard this.
What do we call a word or expression that the sender is meaning as an insult, but that the recipient is more likely to take as a compliment?
It’s the opposite of a back-handed compliment, so, a ‘back-handed insult’?
tvtropes lists it as “Insult Backfire”. I’ll do us all a favour and not link to the site.
Is it possible to be a rebel when your rebellion has become a trope in of itself?
It might be that the perspective on this is a bit weird but how damn big are these dorm rooms? This seems kinda huge.
if you ended the story arc with this comic? it would still be satisfying.
I love Dina’s and Becky’s double act. Dina is loud and funny and has a big goofy grin and you just know that she’s speed talking in panel four to get everything out there before Sal has time to react.
Dina is in standby mode.
Yeah… I think you will find the place in the above paragraph where I should have said “Becky” instead of “Dina’.
Am I the only one who would like to see Mike deal with Toedad? It would be a disaster, sure, but a hilarious one. I miss Mike…
Yeah, but this is the realistic universe. He’s not going to be able to set Toedad on fire without consequences.
I don’t see how standing there, saying rude things that’ll just fly over his head would be productive or even all that entertaining.
… well, based on a moderately humorous and mildly unfortunate personal experience, I would have to say that even stupid assholes can figure out they’re being mocked … and can react violently …
… maybe Mike will become a ‘hero’ by provoking the toe-thing into a public act of violence or perhaps a stoke or heart attack …
… yes, I know that this is too much like a happy ending … but the Willis could ‘treat’ us to Becky being agonizing conflicted about all this …
Is it odd that I “hear” Sal’s voice as Applejack from “MLP: FiM”?
Cause I know Sal is not country. So that makes it a little weird.
Billie is right that, regardless of how Sal feels about being given a new roommate without her consent, she wouldn’t narc on Becky to the Establishment on principle. I’d thought about that before, after Billie first made her suggestion.
Sal is clearly peeved that she isn’t as inscrutable as she previously imagined. She may need to start rethinking her image.
Naïve Fundies Moving in with Grouchy Asocial People: The Webcomic
*ruth and billie fight over who doesn’t have to be the naive fundie*
Pretty sure Billie’s already lost that fight.
hehehehehe
For some reason, I’m hearing “The Odd Couple” theme song.
Ah! Ah! Giant blue spider on your arm Sal!
hmmm, i could of sworn when i read that on Friday it said “”fuck you, WIDE Ass”.
My brain must be in edit mode…