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Step lightly

by David M Willis on January 14, 2016 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - That Perfect Girl
└ Tags: agatha, becky, dina, mandy, ruth

Discussion (273) ¬

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    January 14, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    “I also aim to sever the jugular when I can, but not now I guess”

    • EdHead
      EdHead
      January 14, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

      BUT SOON

    • Znayx
      Znayx
      January 14, 2016 at 12:30 pm | #

      I thought she aimed to sever femurs

      • Yet_One_More_Idiot
        Yet_One_More_Idiot
        January 14, 2016 at 2:53 pm | #

        No, Ruth severs femurs, Dina severs jugulars.

        And Bobo the Clown-killer severs jugglers. >_>

        • Captain Button
          Captain Button
          January 14, 2016 at 2:55 pm | #

          What is Sarah’s preferred target?

          • pathology
            pathology
            January 15, 2016 at 7:31 am | #

            feelings

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          January 14, 2016 at 3:24 pm | #

          Thought that would have been juggalos.

        • Rowen Morland
          Rowen Morland
          January 14, 2016 at 4:39 pm | #

          Wasn’t the twist ending in that that Bobo was also a clown themselves?

  2. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    January 14, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Be vewwy vewwy quiet.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      January 14, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

      Also, Dina is thinking of getting her hair tied too now. Maybe a ponytail, hmm.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        January 14, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

        Pigtails might work better.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          January 14, 2016 at 12:20 am | #

          With her intelligence, ethnicity, small stature, and ability to be effortlessly adorable, all that will be required is some red hair dye for the pigtails, and her metamorphosis into Chiyo-Chan will be complete.

          • DarkoNeko
            DarkoNeko
            January 14, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

            And then she’ll gain the ability to fly using them ?

          • LeslieBean4Shizzle
            LeslieBean4Shizzle
            January 14, 2016 at 12:52 am | #

            Nooooo!
            The pigtails will take over her mind!

            • CptNerd
              CptNerd
              January 14, 2016 at 2:31 am | #

              Unless they’re removable, in which case she will shut down.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          January 14, 2016 at 2:52 am | #

          I’m sorry, but pigtails don’t look right on anyone over the age of seven…

          • Lawzlo
            Lawzlo
            January 14, 2016 at 4:08 am | #

            What about Snoop Dogg? Or Willie Nelson?

          • TheNinthShader
            TheNinthShader
            January 14, 2016 at 7:13 am | #

            What about all those people in those porn- No. Nevermind. That doesn’t look good either.

          • Griffin
            Griffin
            January 14, 2016 at 10:39 am | #

            Have you not seen Veronica Mars?

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            January 14, 2016 at 3:09 pm | #

            Try telling that to Vikings or even my gravatar.

          • Meamoi
            Meamoi
            January 14, 2016 at 3:20 pm | #

            Pigtails look right on *everyone*

            The only question is “braided or unbraided?”

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            January 14, 2016 at 10:09 pm | #

            LADYBEARD

      • EdHead
        EdHead
        January 14, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

        It stay how it is, Dark Kaiser

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        January 14, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

        But she will use lots of hairspray to make the ponytail go up at the proper angle to resemble the crest of a Parasaurolophus.

    • Aeron
      Aeron
      January 14, 2016 at 1:55 am | #

      I’m huntin’ wesbians. huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.

      • Mr. Bulbmin
        Mr. Bulbmin
        January 14, 2016 at 3:15 am | #

        Eeeh . . . What’s up, Ruth?

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          January 14, 2016 at 9:32 am | #

          “I’m wooking fowa wittle wed wesbian!”

          “Hmm… what’s she wearing?”

          “A wed Anderson University sweatshiwt – HEY!”

          “What?”

          “Have YOU seen her?”

          “Hmmm…. *tugs on hoodie strings contemplatively* Nope, sorry, ain’t seen her.”

          “Nuts. Okay, thanks anyway!”

          • DSL
            DSL
            January 14, 2016 at 5:25 pm | #

            “It’s Wuth season and I demand that you shoot me NOW!”

  3. EdHead
    EdHead
    January 14, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Willis is getting late. Its 12:05

    • Carriethedragon
      Carriethedragon
      January 14, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      I believe it’s because the website clock drifts sometimes. He doesn’t actually post the comics manually–he uploads them ahead of time.

      • EdHead
        EdHead
        January 14, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

        Pffft. Im not stupid. I know willis waits 1 hour before midnight starting every comic to give him a rush. The challenge of making good plot, great art, and incredible characters is his high. The ultimate thrill.

        • begbert
          begbert
          January 14, 2016 at 4:06 am | #

          I have confirmed proof that he actually does this. Then, at the last moment, he pushes the button to send himself six months back in time, in order to have both the thrill of the deadline and also the astonishing lead time. Then he usually spends a couple months hunting for the newest transformers (which are tough to find because he’s in the past) before getting around to posting the comic, after which he jumps a year or so forward in order to read the comments and give himself ideas on how to get us to damn him. These damnations power his time machine, in much the same way that our tears give him sustenance, and if he does a good enough job he can build up enough damnation juice to take Maggie on a few months of vacation before jumping back to one hour before the subsequent comic is due to start the process all over again.

          And yeah, this all means that he’s several hundred years old by now, but he’s cool with that because our wails of sorrow keep him young. Not because he’s an eldrich abomination or anything – it works that way for all comic artists. Not that I had to tell you that; that much is common knowledge.

          • Emperor Norton
            Emperor Norton
            January 14, 2016 at 4:19 pm | #

            1: You, begbert, just won ten internet points. No, twenty! Don’t spend them all at once, you hear?

            2: I think this makes perfect sense, especially the part where Willis reads the comments and makes his next strip mainly to prove the biggest loudmouths’ recent opinions wrong. I mean, how often does a typical DoA encounter start with “X does something rather shitty” (which sparks a storm of comments pointing this out), and then in the next few strips they end up (almost) completely redeeming themselves and give a context to the shittiness that makes it less shitty? Too often to be a coincidence!

          • Captain Button
            Captain Button
            January 14, 2016 at 4:29 pm | #

            So is there a comic strip locked in the attic showing Willis as a mummified corpse?

      • HMRC4EVR
        HMRC4EVR
        January 14, 2016 at 10:21 am | #

        Humm.

        If the website is drift compatible, what’s the companion website?

    • Dreadhawk177
      Dreadhawk177
      January 14, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

      Must… sleep…

      • TheNinthShader
        TheNinthShader
        January 14, 2016 at 7:14 am | #

        Weakling.

    • Kateastrophe
      Kateastrophe
      January 14, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

      TWINS.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      January 14, 2016 at 4:24 am | #

      He probably finished up feeding and changing the mini-hes a bit later than usual.

  4. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    January 14, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Hooray for fear!

  5. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    January 14, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    Ruthless is gonna get as far as the elevator and be like, “…wait a minute…”

    • Dean
      Dean
      January 14, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

      “…WHERE did Dina get an Anderson hoodie?”

      • Mr. Mendo
        Mr. Mendo
        January 14, 2016 at 1:09 am | #

        “…why would the dinosaur girl be standing where people can see her? This doesn’t add up at all!”

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        January 14, 2016 at 1:09 am | #

        “Wait a minute! I thought I saw a hair color no one on this floor has!

        “…. oh, wait, that girl just dyed her hair. That threw me off. I think I’ll sneak some peroxide into her shampoo.””

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        January 14, 2016 at 1:15 am | #

        I wonder if I should loop back and inform her that it’s not commemorating the work of Elaine Anderson, but is actually for an evolution-denying Christian institution…

        Nah, that sounds like effort.

        • electromagneticDestroyosaur
          electromagneticDestroyosaur
          January 14, 2016 at 12:49 pm | #

          “It’s a funny joke…”

        • ə snow ʍouse
          ə snow ʍouse
          January 14, 2016 at 2:26 pm | #

          There we go, Dina’s perfect excuse!

        • a snow ʍousɐ
          a snow ʍousɐ
          January 14, 2016 at 3:47 pm | #

          “This is a university sweatshirt? I thought it was in honor of Elaine Anderson, the famous anthropologist. I found it in a trash can on the other side of campus.”

  6. Mada
    Mada
    January 14, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    Awww, I love how helpful the dorm’s being with this 🙂

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      January 14, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

      Little do they know that Ruth knows, but is pretending she doesn’t.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        January 14, 2016 at 3:05 am | #

        Plausible deniability protects her from getting in trouble.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      January 14, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

      It’s 60% being good people, 40% getting to put one over on Ol’ Ruthless.

      • electromagneticDestroyosaur
        electromagneticDestroyosaur
        January 14, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

        You make her sound like some bongo Geyser

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          January 14, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

          Adding it to the list of potential band names. Though I suppose we’d need a bongo player for it to really be appropriate.

          • electromagneticDestroyosaur
            electromagneticDestroyosaur
            January 14, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

            Reminds me of what Pintsize said about irate women being his medium of choice.

        • a4lbi
          a4lbi
          January 14, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

          I hope you actually meant to type Bongo because a Bongo Geyser sounds cool.

      • Captain Button
        Captain Button
        January 14, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

        They are letting their hate flow through them.

    • Carolyn
      Carolyn
      January 14, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

      Let’s just hope Mary doesn’t find out.

      • EdHead
        EdHead
        January 14, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

        It’s not a matter of if, its a matter of when Mary finds out.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      January 14, 2016 at 1:25 am | #

      I know!

      It’s… so amazing. Like seriously, no joke, Becky just has this ragtag group of created family to call her own, but she’s earned herself some amount of reputation and respect among a bunch of the other queer girls on her floor, outside even her main group and they’re all in her corner.

      It’s like this little queer underground circle letting her know that she’s not just going to disappear one day, that the students will fight to keep her safe and will fight for her if the school tries to start shit.

      And it’s so much of what she needs after having her hand forced into meekly accepting her dad’s threat to walk away, all alone into a car to be dragged away without a real fight, to escape on her own. It’s a continuation of the joy she felt when she learned of how many had come after her and fought for her.

      It’s her genuinely getting a genuine supportive positive community for once in her life instead of organizations more interested in her utility as a baby mill and indoctrination factory.

      And that… it’s enough to genuinely bring a tear to my eye, because that’s what good community should feel like.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        January 14, 2016 at 1:27 am | #

        And it’s also extra awesome, because Becky is full of appreciation for it all, making sure everyone feels thanked and regarded. It’s clear her “god answers lesbian prayers” moment with her rescue in the car has really left her feeling blessed and while she may be burying some emotions still to process, she’s definitely still full of joy to still be here, complimenting Mandy’s hair and just being one of them rather than a person on the outskirts just trying to survive a little longer.

        She’s being truly welcomed and she’s full of gratitude and yeah, that’s just indefinably awesome.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          January 14, 2016 at 2:07 am | #

          Becky is a scientist all right:
          – Hypothesis: If I can get to Joyce, everything will be all right.
          – Hypothesis: God answers lesbian prayers
          – Hypothesis: My butthole dad won’t be able to get me in the end.
          – Addhook hypothesis: Dinosaur chicks are rad.

          CONFIRMED!!!

          • TamiDOA
            TamiDOA
            January 14, 2016 at 12:16 pm | #

            “Dinosaur chicks are rad”, I need that on a shirt!

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          January 14, 2016 at 11:10 am | #

          Remember when Becky first came to the school, before the showdown with ToeDad, and she was kind of abrasive, especially to Dorothy and Danny. Not, like, Carla or Malaya levels of abrasive, but noticeably. I wonder if that’s simmered down a little bit; now that she has less to hide and less to fear, she can think more clearly about the feelings of those around her, and express that she cares about them. Or, it may be specific to her supporters, as she appreciates the hell out of them, especially after experiencing what it’s like not to have any.

          • Mollyscribbles
            Mollyscribbles
            January 14, 2016 at 11:50 am | #

            I think the abrasiveness is like . . . those dogs that are rescued from abusive homes, and they snap and growl at people until they realize that no, they’re not going to be hit, yes they’ll be fed, yes they can feel safe and sleep without fear. And then they’re just the most loving creatures. Possibly not the best metaphor, but still.

      • Captain Button
        Captain Button
        January 14, 2016 at 9:04 am | #

        A proper underground should be organized in a cell structure, of course, but given the shippertariat here they would all be turned in excuses for, well, you know.

  7. Architex
    Architex
    January 14, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    Now this is character development

  8. miados
    miados
    January 14, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    people like when you react the way they expect. I know people tend to not like how I just say “meh” when asked how I’m doing etc.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      January 14, 2016 at 12:42 am | #

      Does Ruth *really* want that ?

      • miados
        miados
        January 14, 2016 at 1:56 pm | #

        what you expect and what you want aren’t always the same thing. people just like when you act the way they expect even if they wish you wouldn’t

    • begbert
      begbert
      January 14, 2016 at 4:11 am | #

      Actually tell them how you’re doing once or twice, in complete detail, and they’ll start to appreciate the ‘meh’s for the gifts they are.

    • Griffin
      Griffin
      January 14, 2016 at 10:37 am | #

      Make up some dramatic story about losing your sandwich and cry, then tearfully thank them for their concern. That’ll either teach em or send em running.

  9. ninja_jesus
    ninja_jesus
    January 14, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    It seems like Becky’s made friends with all of Reed Hall (was it Reed Hall? I can’t remember). Well done.

    • Carriethedragon
      Carriethedragon
      January 14, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

      Read, but close enough!

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      January 14, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      the superhero lives in clark hall

      • Lord Stoneheart
        Lord Stoneheart
        January 14, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

        I think it’s Clark Wing.

        • TamiDOA
          TamiDOA
          January 14, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

          It’s the third floor of the Clark Wing of Read Hall. (Yeah, I need to work on suppressing my detail compulsion.)

          • Captain Button
            Captain Button
            January 14, 2016 at 9:34 am | #

            Does the third floor have a scandalous reputation with the other floors as a drama pit of shamewolves?

            Or do the other floors have their own circuses running that Willis is not showing?

            (Someday he will franchise them out to other artists.)

            • TamiDOA
              TamiDOA
              January 14, 2016 at 11:56 am | #

              The third floor should have a reputation for violence. Between Ruth and Billie’s fights, Amber punching her dad, AG’s frequent sightings there, Dina attacking Toedad, Joyce punching out Toedad, and of course Sal. The other floors probably shrink in fear at the sight of a “3rd floorer”.

              Which leads to the question – How can Joyce not have fanboys & fangirls following her around after the “gunman of campus” incident?

      • Jay Eff
        Jay Eff
        January 14, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

        Is that anywhere near Kent Hall?

        *dodges tomatoes*

    • DinaWho
      DinaWho
      January 14, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      ‘Men Are From Beck Women Are From Clark’

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        January 14, 2016 at 1:10 am | #

        But then… why is Becky…

        …. Wait, in what way WOULD that suggest Becky being into a given gender?

        *snark fail*

  10. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    January 14, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Doe act too scared Dina, or it might arouse her too much.

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      January 14, 2016 at 12:56 am | #

      … would that result in the next Slipshine being a fourway between Ruth, Billie, Dina, and Becky?

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        January 14, 2016 at 1:09 am | #

        Not a four-way, just a group session. Becky is very protective of her Dinasaur.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 14, 2016 at 1:11 am | #

      Dammit, must EVERY day’s comment section disolve into slaship?

      … slashship? slash-ship?

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        January 14, 2016 at 1:13 am | #

        You say that like it’s a bad thing.

        And I suppose if you’re ace, it might actually be.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          January 14, 2016 at 1:31 am | #

          Bad? No. Monotonous? Yes. You have to give it a rest for a few days or it loses its awesomeness.

      • Tenn
        Tenn
        January 14, 2016 at 7:03 pm | #

        Slashslashins.

  11. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    January 14, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Oh look, Rei is attending college.

    /obvious jokes

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      January 14, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

      Needs more bandages.

    • Tenchan
      Tenchan
      January 14, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

      Oh no! That can only mean one thing!

      • EdHead
        EdHead
        January 14, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

        I’m sorry Tenchan, I don’t have my permission slip on me.

        Guess that means I ain’ going on that feels trip.

    • Captain Button
      Captain Button
      January 14, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

      So Becky is the Mysterious Transfer Student?

    • Captain Button
      Captain Button
      January 14, 2016 at 12:52 am | #

      Of course, since this is the series reboot with more romance and academics and less angst and paranormal activity, this would be Angelic Days Rei.

      • HMRC4EVR
        HMRC4EVR
        January 14, 2016 at 10:24 am | #

        Okay, I was thinking Rei/Sailor Mars and wasn’t making the connection.

        Thank you.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        January 14, 2016 at 2:43 pm | #

        What’s the point of EVA if everyone isn’t sad and dying.

  12. LimeSheep
    LimeSheep
    January 14, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    aww, theyre all protecting her now

  13. jepmz
    jepmz
    January 14, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    I assume that was a Howl’s Moving Castle reference. Don’t burst my bubble! LoL

  14. Stara
    Stara
    January 14, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    I just fell in love with the hallmates! Didn’t realise they were all in complicity without collaborating, by now (they’d be rather thick to not be suspicious of Becky at this late and unsubtle stage, but this is pleasant)

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      January 14, 2016 at 1:30 am | #

      Yeah, I know, this comic really made me fall more in love with Agatha and Mandy as characters! Like, this is such an awesome and important small kindness, it’s like Sierra’s dad trying to waylay Blaine in the hallway.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        January 14, 2016 at 2:20 am | #

        Totally. People here are basically good, and, when presented with something right in front of them, they take meaningful action! This is a-OK with me.

  15. Leorale
    Leorale
    January 14, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    I didn’t realize how many background characters know about Becky. Is it everyone on the hall except Ruth?

    • DinaWho
      DinaWho
      January 14, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      I doubt Mary does, simply because she’d probably tell.

      • Lord Stoneheart
        Lord Stoneheart
        January 14, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

        Mary saw Becky back when she first showed up, but I would guess Mary doesn’t know that she’s still there. She would certainly be the type to rat her out.

        • Someone
          Someone
          January 14, 2016 at 1:11 am | #

          Mary’s an ass, but I can see her being buyable, perhaps an amazon gift card and a new bible. I would be more worried about Mike who is more evil for the sake of evil.

          • Bard1cKnowledge
            Bard1cKnowledge
            January 14, 2016 at 1:46 am | #

            But at the same time, It’s Mary, look at my Gravatar, this is Mary on Easy Mode. If Mary knew that there was an illegal Lesbian on Campus living in someones elses room she would go past the R.A and straight to the Dean……Principal? the Highest legal authority on campus. And once she realizes who had the room Becky is staying in, which she knows kinda, she will get both Billie and Ruth out.

            God I hate Mary. I need a new Gavatar. I want an Ethan one, too bad i suck with coding 😛

            • Airyu
              Airyu
              January 14, 2016 at 3:05 am | #

              You could always make a gravatar account and slap on a custom ethan icon!

    • John
      John
      January 14, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      Guessing not Mary, either. I can’t see her not using it against Ruth.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      January 14, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      When you explode closets like Becky does, how can anyone not realise Becky’s sitch.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        January 14, 2016 at 1:12 am | #

        Because exploded closets make for messy forensics!

        CHECKMATE!

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      January 14, 2016 at 1:34 am | #

      No idea if it will be reflected in the actual comic, but I feel like it’s possible that while a number have a good suspicion, it might only be the more queer and bi students who are especially circling to protect her and that they may have cottoned on to the fact that the shooting involving a “MacIntyre” and homophobic violence is closely related to Becky and so feel very protective of her.

      Mostly because I’ve seen that a lot, usually in queer organizations, where someone will almost be adopted by the rest of the group who’ll take them under their wing because it’s a pretty open secret that they’re going through some heavy shit.

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      January 14, 2016 at 2:28 am | #

      Well, I imagine more than a few of them put together the shooter on campus story with Becky, and maybe even figured out why, since Joyce introduced her to everyone.

  16. gkheyf
    gkheyf
    January 14, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    “and yet, there’s this small sense of dissatisfaction, as i know that you don’t truly fear me”

    “…it’s ruthless. run away. run and hide. and remain hidden until………now”

  17. Lia47
    Lia47
    January 14, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    i still dont think ruth would rat becky out

    • Captain Button
      Captain Button
      January 14, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      Yes, but it is still polite to provide her with plausible deniability. Just in case.

      (Almost wrote that as deniaBillie)

      • EdHead
        EdHead
        January 14, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

        In other words. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ag4nkSh7Q

      • TamiDOA
        TamiDOA
        January 14, 2016 at 12:37 am | #

        I suspect Ruth has known all along what Becky has been doing, but has ignored it for some reason. Ruth is many things, but she’s not clueless.

        • Lia47
          Lia47
          January 14, 2016 at 1:39 am | #

          thats her cousin, Clue Lessick

          • TamiDOA
            TamiDOA
            January 14, 2016 at 12:23 pm | #

            🙂

            And her other relatives: Hope, Worth, Brain, Wit, Penny, …
            (I’ll stop now. Don’t hit me.)

  18. DinaWho
    DinaWho
    January 14, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    I love how evidently the majority of the hall is now conspiring to keep Becky safely concealed from Ruth (and the long arm of the IU housing rules).^^

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      January 14, 2016 at 1:36 am | #

      It makes me feel like the circumstances of Becky’s attempted kidnapping have made the social media rounds not to mention that Becky is a very friendly and gregarious person.

  19. John
    John
    January 14, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    Mandy got a palette swap. Weird.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      January 14, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

      Her hair color is so spearminty.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        January 14, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

        Like a Mentos.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          January 14, 2016 at 1:17 am | #

          Now I want to see Becky escape Ruth via a Mentos commercial plot.

          …. it wouldn’t WORK, but I still want to see it.

          • Captain Button
            Captain Button
            January 14, 2016 at 9:14 am | #

            +1

      • electromagneticDestroyosaur
        electromagneticDestroyosaur
        January 14, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

        HER NAME IS COLGATE AND YOU CAN’T TAKE MY FANON AWAY

    • Dean
      Dean
      January 14, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      It’s Player 2 Mandy.

    • Peduncle
      Peduncle
      January 14, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

      It’s neither Champagne nor Mandy.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 14, 2016 at 3:09 am | #

      “You gotta have blue hair”
      – Strong Bad

  20. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    January 14, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    So the entire floor is in on it now.

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      January 14, 2016 at 12:42 am | #

      Except for Mary. Nobody’s telling Mary.

      • Bard1cKnowledge
        Bard1cKnowledge
        January 14, 2016 at 1:48 am | #

        Tell her what?

        • DSL
          DSL
          January 14, 2016 at 5:32 pm | #

          Nothin’

  21. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    January 14, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

    And I guess I know who that blue hair girl is now kind of.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      January 14, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

      She was a redhead before.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        January 14, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

        I guess with Ruth, Carla, and now Becky on the same floor, she realized that she was destined to be the 4th most popular ginger in the place. But she can be the #1 girl with blue hair!

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          January 14, 2016 at 1:36 am | #

          Yup, the red head market was saturated. It was time to begin the Grand Blue Uprising!

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        January 14, 2016 at 2:54 pm | #

        She was a bespectacled redhead and just wanted to sleep normally in a bed! (alt-text)

  22. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    January 14, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW, this is so cute.

  23. Edupoet81
    Edupoet81
    January 14, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

    So, it would seem that a good chunk of the floor is in on the Becky situation. I’m not so sure about the effectiveness of their technique for hiding Becky, seeing as said technique seems to be just winging it.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Ruth has known all along, and is just pretending that she doesn’t.

  24. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    January 14, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

    I wonder if she can get away with saying that she’s only doing it to make interaction with her easier?

  25. Captain Button
    Captain Button
    January 14, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

    Agatha is showing a lot of strength there, picking up Becky bodily like that.

    Does she work out with Amazi-Girl, or do they just both use the same energy drinks?

    • EdHead
      EdHead
      January 14, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

      She works out with Brock Lesnar.

      Suplex City bongo

      • EdHead
        EdHead
        January 14, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

        It wont let me say the B word.

        I must have admin powers.

        Cripes, not I’m Joyce pre-first traumatization.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          January 14, 2016 at 12:37 am | #

          It’s from when Roz and Joyce went head to head and people used that word REALLY excessively about Roz. Willis made it autocorrect to ‘bongo’. It is the gift that keeps on giving.

          • Kryss LaBryn
            Kryss LaBryn
            January 14, 2016 at 6:54 am | #

            I kind of like it. I have started to use it in real life.

            • DarkVeghetta
              DarkVeghetta
              January 14, 2016 at 11:48 pm | #

              IT SPREADS.

    • electromagneticDestroyosaur
      electromagneticDestroyosaur
      January 14, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

      Or maybe Comic Physics are expected to take effect (kind of the same way Amazi-girl didn’t fly off the road from momentum during the Great Chase.

  26. Mandy
    Mandy
    January 14, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

    Sigh. I wish I was as cool as my namesake in this comic.

    • Rob
      Rob
      January 14, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

      You’re too hot to be that cool ;o

      • Sageress
        Sageress
        January 14, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

        NO FLIRTING IN THE COMMENTS

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          January 14, 2016 at 1:19 am | #

          See? It’s forbidden. Officially forbidden. That means it can never happen now and all your desire to do so automatically evaporates.

          • a snow ʍousɐ
            a snow ʍousɐ
            January 14, 2016 at 4:24 pm | #

            Damn that Sageress, quasher of dreams!

        • Rob
          Rob
          January 15, 2016 at 2:29 am | #

          no one tells the president what to do

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      January 14, 2016 at 12:42 am | #

      Your grav does have blue hair.
      The hair-dye, it calls to you.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      January 14, 2016 at 1:02 am | #

      now you both have blue hair, too.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      January 14, 2016 at 6:24 pm | #

      I am confused, do you mean Mandy, or May?

  27. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    January 14, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

    *can’t decide between Motley Crue or Stevie Wonder*

    • a4lbi
      a4lbi
      January 14, 2016 at 12:23 am | #

      Why not both? :3

  28. Spencer
    Spencer
    January 14, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

    Because I’m never going to get any other chance to say it; it took me forever to realize why Agatha was Robin’s McAwesomes counterpart in Shortpacked!.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      January 14, 2016 at 1:02 am | #

      Agatha is what ?

      • LeslieBean4Shizzle
        LeslieBean4Shizzle
        January 14, 2016 at 1:06 am | #

        In the Willis comic Shortpacked!, all of the workers at Shortpacked had weird parallels at the store next door called “McAwesomes”. Agatha was Robin’s “double”.

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      January 14, 2016 at 1:04 am | #

      … because she’s also a bisexual/indefinably queer Speedster who previously worked for SEMME with curly hair, but blonde instead of black-haired?

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        January 14, 2016 at 8:36 am | #

        Was Agatha bi? I know all the members of Squad 48 were, but Agatha wasn’t with them, or if she had a speed powers.

        But yeah, I meant that she was a minor SEMME agent who also got a job at a toy store.

        • Lord Stoneheart
          Lord Stoneheart
          January 14, 2016 at 9:33 am | #

          Agatha was in the same squad as Other Rachel if I recall correctly. I think Mike might have been transferred there at one point too. Not sure.

        • LeslieBean4Shizzle
          LeslieBean4Shizzle
          January 14, 2016 at 3:12 pm | #

          Honestly, I can’t remember her well enough to know for sure – I was just guessing. It was Shortpacked!, so like 70% chance of being some flavor of bi.
          Alternatively, since she was Robin’s opposite, she might have been Ace.
          The point is, she was likely somewhere in the QUILTBAG.

  29. Rob
    Rob
    January 14, 2016 at 12:23 am | #

    IMPOSSIBLE, all polysexuals have telepathy. Even if Dina is making a conscious effort to block it, Ruth should know something is up!

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 14, 2016 at 1:20 am | #

      It’s like broad-spectrum gaydar.

      …. “broad” pun unintended, but it totally works.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 14, 2016 at 1:21 am | #

      Also, I don’t think “polysexual” is the right term here.

      • Griffin
        Griffin
        January 14, 2016 at 10:29 am | #

        It isn’t incorrect , unless Ruth is only into girls, which may be for all I know.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          January 14, 2016 at 11:22 am | #

          Ruth is bi.

      • Rob
        Rob
        January 14, 2016 at 6:46 pm | #

        Polysexual just means attracted to more than one gender. Ruth mentioned having a boyfriend so I’m assuming she’s bi and Dina said something along the lines of not seeing the difference in genders so I assume she’s pan.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          January 14, 2016 at 9:31 pm | #

          Poly is different than bi in ways that I don’t quite follow. 🙂
          As is pan for that matter.

          • zwol
            zwol
            January 14, 2016 at 10:04 pm | #

            Bi and poly are orthogonal. Bi = attracted to both men and women. Poly = comfortable with having more than one SO at the same time (as long as everyone involved knows about everyone else and is OK with it). It’s certainly possible to be both bi and poly, but it is also possible to be just one of the two.

            The distinction between bi and pan is a little harder to pin down but I have the impression it’s mostly about how important gender presentation is to you. Or how invested you are in smashing the gender binary.

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              January 14, 2016 at 11:22 pm | #

              I think thejeff meant that he didn’t understand the difference between bisexuality and polysexuality, not polyamory.

              • zwol
                zwol
                January 15, 2016 at 7:57 am | #

                OK, yeah, I don’t understand that one either.

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  January 15, 2016 at 1:15 pm | #

                  Neither do I, actually. I understand that pansexuality is inclusive of all forms of gender identities, but doesn’t poly just mean “likes more than one”?

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      January 14, 2016 at 1:38 am | #

      Their bi-foils have detected fellow queer energy in Dina and Becky and the Secret Homo Hivemind is conspiring to protect the baby dyke lest she be eaten by Ruth-less predators.

      • LuniasM
        LuniasM
        January 14, 2016 at 5:58 am | #

        Oh god that’s amazing. And accurate.

  30. Walky_Talky
    Walky_Talky
    January 14, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

    I aim to misbehave.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      January 14, 2016 at 3:55 am | #

      “I do solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        January 14, 2016 at 4:07 am | #

        “Mischief managed.”

  31. Historyman68
    Historyman68
    January 14, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

    I love Mandy’s outfit.

  32. Rukduk
    Rukduk
    January 14, 2016 at 12:45 am | #

    Don’t know why, but Ruth just reminded me of the drill sergeant from full metal jacket.

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      January 14, 2016 at 9:17 am | #

      Let’s hope she’ll not end up like him, if you know what I mean.

      • DarkVeghetta
        DarkVeghetta
        January 14, 2016 at 11:41 pm | #

        Word of God assuages such fears. This time.

  33. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    January 14, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

    I have this weird idea that Ruth wouldn’t ever normally kick out Becky even if it cost her job but she would do it because Ruth has such a low self-esteem that she’d think doing so would be good for both Becky (don’t rely on other people) and herself (driving away people she thinks like her despite how awful she is). I wouldn’t be surprised if ruth’s attitude is driven by her self-hatred.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 14, 2016 at 1:23 am | #

      Ruth would go into full on “no, you’re being a bunch of stupid freshman and I’m not going to allow anything this idiotic in my hall” rant mode, and by the end of it would have bullied everyone on the floor, even Sal, into putting their heads together to find a more pragmatic solution, with the result of Becky becoming Marcie’s roommate.

      • Wublub
        Wublub
        January 14, 2016 at 1:21 pm | #

        I like that plan.
        Wait, which one is Marcie?

        • Captain Button
          Captain Button
          January 14, 2016 at 1:43 pm | #

          Marcie is Sal’s friend who can’t speak, so she uses sign language. She isn’t going to school but apparently lives in the area to be near Sal. So she probably has an off-campus apartment.

          She is currently wooing/stalking Malaya.

  34. Kat
    Kat
    January 14, 2016 at 12:55 am | #

    I’ve never stayed in a college dorm, since I commuted to my university from home… But if they claimed Becky was just there to hang out during the day and was not trying to sleep there, would Ruth still be able to kick her out? I have no idea how dorm rules actually work. (Actual story events, the aftermath of the whole gun incident, etc. – all of that aside, of course; I’m sure anyone who knows Becky or sees her around already assumes she’s staying on campus after what happened.)

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 14, 2016 at 1:28 am | #

      It varies from college to college, but basically you’re renting a room from a landlord who answers to your parents more often than to you. They get to set a lot of rules which include a lot of babysitting crap, though much less than in previous generations. (“No sex” is kinda outdated outside the private fundie schools.)

      In fairness, this is the first time a lot of students lived away from parent supervision, and they’re young enough to still have common-sense-failures fairly frequently, so the colleges kinda have to put in rules to protect their own property and the sanity of other tennets. (No stacking textbooks on hot plates. … or clothes. You know what? No hot plates.)

      Also, they charge by the head and dorms are pretty cramped. Extra people can mean rent they aren’t collecting or fire marshal codes being violated.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        January 14, 2016 at 1:41 am | #

        Yeah, but the visitation rules are rarely enforced. A friend of mine was sexiled for a month from his room back when I was in school because his roommate’s girlfriend essentially moved in with him. I don’t think she even got kicked out, he just confronted them and said he was no longer going to sleep in the study room to give them privacy and so if they wanted to fuck, they could do it while he was sleeping in his own bed.

        • DarkVeghetta
          DarkVeghetta
          January 14, 2016 at 10:40 pm | #

          “sexiled” I learned a new word today! xD

      • Captain Button
        Captain Button
        January 14, 2016 at 9:30 am | #

        Including the tyrannical ban on shooting sex videos.

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          January 14, 2016 at 4:15 pm | #

          There was no ban on shooting sex videos … just not advertising the campus as a possible location site.
          And let’s face it — to the average porn viewer, a dorm room from one college (unless it’s *YOUR* college’s dorm room) looks pretty much like a dorm room from any other college.

  35. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    January 14, 2016 at 1:56 am | #

    Also, I find it absolutely adorable that when Ruth was threatening her femurs and so on, she couldn’t manage any form of fear response with Ruth, but with Becky, she’s got something she believes she could lose in the form of Becky being tossed out of the dorms and that genuinely concerns her to the point where it’s written on her face.

    She’s really fallen in love with her red-haired baby dyke scientist. And it really continues to be one of the healthiest relationships largely because a lot of their conflicts are external rather than internal.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      January 14, 2016 at 2:34 am | #

      The ones that are internal, they solve by expressing their needs clearly and then being kind to each other. It’s the best.

  36. LooksLikeDaniel
    LooksLikeDaniel
    January 14, 2016 at 2:01 am | #

    Thus far, Becky has had the guts to go against everything she was raised to believe and defy her fanatical father to his face and run away to hide out with Joyce once she got caught. Shortly thereafter, she managed to summon the courage to come out to Joyce (who at the time was still Bible thumping with a smile on her face). She has endured being kidnapped by toe-Dad at gunpoint and then nearly getting killed in a car accident. . . and come out laughing. After all this, she was still able to face toe-Dad and lay it out on the line and, when he blamed the whole thing on her, had the audacity to look him in the eye and say, “Fuck you. You don’t have any power over me.”

    Yeah. I’m pretty sure she can handle Ruth.

    • Silly Name
      Silly Name
      January 14, 2016 at 11:46 am | #

      If Ruth is made of iron, Becky is made of adamantium mixed with rocks and concrete.

  37. Bagge
    Bagge
    January 14, 2016 at 2:03 am | #

    I love that they have an early Ruth-warning system in place.

    And I REALLY love that the floor has adopted Becky. Adorable!

  38. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    January 14, 2016 at 3:04 am | #

    Nothing to do with today’s comic, but appropriate anyway as it’s from the school. http://www.idsnews.com/article/2016/01/iu-scientists-develop-biomaterial-for-fuel-cells

  39. Benjy
    Benjy
    January 14, 2016 at 3:22 am | #

    I love this.

  40. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    January 14, 2016 at 4:07 am | #

    Looks like Becky has been adopted by just about the whole floor…. with the possible exception of Mary.
    And don’t think for a minute that Ruthless doesn’t know about Becky either.  It’s just that up to this point she hasn’t been worth the effort it would require to do anything about her.

    • Sam
      Sam
      January 14, 2016 at 4:32 am | #

      Yeah, a lot of people seem to be of the mind that
      a) Ruth knows Becky is there buuuuuuuut… b) She has no energy/will/desire to do anything about it and as long as they act secretive, she can pretend she has no clue and continue her life without wasting energy on that. And even if Becky fell in front of her she might just put a hand over her eyes and say she didn’t see anybody because effort is hard.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        January 14, 2016 at 4:11 pm | #

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmzsWxPLIOo

  41. Red
    Red
    January 14, 2016 at 4:08 am | #

    Sweet how everyone likes to help her out

  42. BenRG
    BenRG
    January 14, 2016 at 4:21 am | #

    Ruth Lessick is a woman with a few simple desires that are all she needs to make her content – A job that doesn’t require too much work, the morbid fear of those who are placed under her charge and nightly alcohol-fuelled oblivion. If she gets all these things, she considers the day complete.

    She’d totally deny it but I’m quite sure that the presence of Billie in her life is increasingly included on that list.

  43. skdk
    skdk
    January 14, 2016 at 5:21 am | #

    i had kinda assumed that becky now went to the school somehow? she talked about going to some class before?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      January 14, 2016 at 5:29 am | #

      It will probably take some time for Becky’s studentship to become ‘official’ to the point where she’s allowed to actually be officially noted as resident on campus. So, not being seen acting as if she lives there by anyone in an official capacity is a pragmatic necessity to avoid bureaucratic awkwardness.

      It is entirely possible that at least some senior figures know what’s happening and looking the other way so long as she isn’t too obvious about it. So long as she keeps it quiet, they won’t make a fuss before the paperwork is finally all filed.

      • Kichjo
        Kichjo
        January 14, 2016 at 11:15 am | #

        I’m sure the higher-ups at the school do know – i can’t imagine they *didn’t* talk to the police after the whole “stranger brings gun on campus, threatens multiple students, etc.” situation, and at some point “he was looking for his daughter who was no longer at the school she was enrolled in and believed to be staying with a friend enrolled here” probably came up.

        At which point the logical, rule-following reaction would be to have a firm talk with Joyce (at the very least) and some of the other students (depending on whether they found out students besides Joyce were helping Becky) about visitation rules, and put at least some effort into sending Becky away (with her dad in jail, she could probably even go home now) instead of just assuming she’d leave on her own. Since such things haven’t been mentioned in-comic, and Becky’s still fairly openly on-campus (she’s being hidden from Ruth, but going to class with Dina and not hiding in general), i’m guessing they’re just letting the situation slide for now.

        It might not even be a long-term thing – maybe they’re just waiting until everyone’s a little less traumatised from everything to actually put a stop to it. Either way, publicising “we’re knowingly letting someone break a major rule!” on a college campus will end badly, so it makes sense everyone’s still putting major effort into keeping Ruth from finding out.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      January 14, 2016 at 10:22 am | #

      She just drops into classes sometimes, to learn things. Easy to do in a big class, like Biology 101, which could have a hundred students. She’s not actually enrolled or receiving grades.

  44. TheNinthShader
    TheNinthShader
    January 14, 2016 at 7:12 am | #

    Haha the first panel, she looks like shes wearing mens underwear on the outside of her clothes hahha I love being immature.

    • Captain Button
      Captain Button
      January 14, 2016 at 7:48 pm | #

      So she is the *real* Amazi-Girl?

  45. Charlie Spencer
    Charlie Spencer
    January 14, 2016 at 7:20 am | #

    Okay, I don’t keep up with fashion at all. Are white shorts over black leggings a thing? If I see it in the real world, I need to know if it hip and cutting edge or if I can go with my gut reaction (gawd-awful ugly).

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      January 14, 2016 at 10:28 am | #

      I mean, leggings + shorts are a thing in this comic, and I guess they’re a plausible campus fashion, but I’ve never seen them in real life (NYC). My first thought was that it’ll make the comic look dated, but whatever, Agatha’s experimenting! or it’s laundry day.

      • DSL
        DSL
        January 14, 2016 at 5:49 pm | #

        I remember from my longago college days being told (as a freshman) by a senior friend that you could always tell the “frosh” early in the year (especially the female frosh) by their “hey look at me” clothing. As you aged through the ranks, tees and sweats became the non-uniform uniform.

      • ischemgeek
        ischemgeek
        January 14, 2016 at 8:58 pm | #

        Here in Canada in Autumn you see leggings and shorts or leggings and skirts pretty often, since it can be 25°C-30°C in the day time and then crash way down to frost warning territory at night.

        Also leggings under torn jeans. The torn jeans thing isn’t really my look but some people like the aesthetic but don’t want to freeze their butts off when its -40°C out with wind chill. Mind you, I’m of the opinion that if you don’t look like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man, you’re not bundled up enough for winter, but most people also think I’m part lizard because of my heat tolerance and cold sensitivity. 😛

  46. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    January 14, 2016 at 9:22 am | #

    Dina isn’t afraid for herself, but apparently Ruthless can’t tell the diff, so it works.

  47. BenRG
    BenRG
    January 14, 2016 at 9:47 am | #

    Am I the only one who thinks that Dina’s expression in panel 6 suggests that Ruth has just made her “Top 10 Surreal Interactions” list?

    • Silly Name
      Silly Name
      January 14, 2016 at 2:56 pm | #

      Dina has interacted with Faz.

      Nothing is surreal anymore.

  48. Cephalo the Pod
    Cephalo the Pod
    January 14, 2016 at 9:53 am | #

    Mandy has become a Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan!

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      January 14, 2016 at 2:32 pm | #

      Mandy used to be a brunette but became a redhead when she transformed into a Super Saiyan God to fight Lord Beerus.

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        January 14, 2016 at 4:51 pm | #

        Isn’t there now also a blue haired Super Saiyan version?

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          January 14, 2016 at 4:58 pm | #

          That would be the Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan.

          That is, in fact, the real name.

  49. Just Me
    Just Me
    January 14, 2016 at 10:22 am | #

    Wasn’t Ruth at the party in Joyce’s room? Wouldn’t she already know about Becky? And based on past experience, wouldn’t she not care?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      January 14, 2016 at 10:35 am | #

      At the time of the party, most people thought that Becky was an out-of-town pal visiting for the weekend.

      You’re right that Ruth is very unlikely to care (and is likely to be supportive, even), but the characters don’t know that. They just see that RAs uphold rules, that Ruthless is a tyrant, and Becky is breaking the rules, so. Billie is the only one in a position to guess that Ruth is too apathetic to care, and she’s wiser to give Ruth plausible deniability.

  50. Just Me
    Just Me
    January 14, 2016 at 10:24 am | #

    Though I do like the idea of everyone in the dorm trying to pull a fast one on Ruth by conspiring to hide Becky…or protecting Becky by conspiring against Ruth…however you want to look at it.

  51. GMWestermeyer
    GMWestermeyer
    January 14, 2016 at 10:35 am | #

    Sooo the lesson of the ‘Ruthless’ storylines is: male bullies are mean and scary but we should all identify with and coddle female bullies? Not sure that’s as feminist as you think it is, Willis.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      January 14, 2016 at 10:39 am | #

      I think the lesson of the Ruth storylines is, hey, here’s a complex person, let’s see who she is and what happens. They’re not fables with morals, they’re an exploration of characters.

      Also, who is identifying with or coddling Ruth? Billie is, which is a good thing to do for your girlfriend. Everyone else is just trying to keep the hell away from her.

      • Silly Name
        Silly Name
        January 14, 2016 at 11:44 am | #

        As much as an interesting character Ruth is, she is a person with serious issues who wouldn’t survive long in real society. As much as DOA is more “realistic” than Willis’ previous works, it still exists in a somewhat cartoony universe. If it weren’t for plot reasons, Ruth would have lost her place as an RA a long time ago.

        • DarkVeghetta
          DarkVeghetta
          January 14, 2016 at 10:14 pm | #

          I’ve red plenty of irl stories that feature much more broken RA’s – most from people on these comment sections talking about their life experiences and people they knew.
          In other words, you’d be surprised.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      January 14, 2016 at 2:27 pm | #

      See I actually agree that Ruth is a bully and there’s a small tendency to overlook her past abusive behaviour, but then you get into a “well what about men huh!?” thing and I don’t even want to touch it anymore.

      For real: that thought process has done more damage to actual discussion on social imbalances that disfavor men than any feminist talk has.

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      January 14, 2016 at 3:12 pm | #

      Mike is the male bully of this comic and look at what he’s getting away with in the comments!

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        January 14, 2016 at 3:16 pm | #

        Oh shit I completely forgot about him!

        Yeah you wanna talk about male bullies getting away with everything and having their abuse romanticized then look no fucking further. At least Ruth occasionally gets shit for her actions. She nearly killed herself once for god’s sake.

        • chris73
          chris73
          January 14, 2016 at 5:38 pm | #

          I personally would have loved to see Joe deck Mike with a couple of shots but that wouldn’t have been as funny I guess

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        January 14, 2016 at 3:18 pm | #

        To be more accurate, “abuse romanticized by the comments section” and not the narrative itself, which it doesn’t do for Ruth either.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          January 14, 2016 at 8:45 pm | #

          Oh, he meant *comments* identify with and coddle Ruth because she’s female. Nope. Whenever Ruth gets comment-sympathy, it’s not because she’s doing something horrible to somebody weaker than she is, it’s because we’ve seen, up close, that she has suicidal depression and alcoholism, and that she needs help.

          Identify with: I haven’t seen any comments where people identified with punching people a lot, or bossing people around, or any of her other bullying tactics. I see lots of comments where people identify with feeling depressed. A whole lot of us have shared that we’ve been there, or even that we are there now. (It’s good to know.) We don’t identify with her when she’s bullying people, we identify when her imbalanced brain sounds like ours.

          Coddle: Mental illness and addiction are both extremely solid reasons to want to help somebody out! She needs help for those issues, and we wish she’d get it. That’s not coddling, that’s a situationally-appropriate human response to any person with a life-threatening illness.

          • ischemgeek
            ischemgeek
            January 14, 2016 at 9:25 pm | #

            Should also point out, part of Ruth’s bullying behavior is a self-destructive tendency toward self-isolation. And part of it is likely a symptom of depression and alcoholism.

            I had a depressive episode as a teen, and mine wasn’t like the cries-all-day-in-bed kind that’s stereotyped as the way women/girls get depression. Mine was angry and bitter and hateful when I could feel anything at all, with a heavy dose of apathy and emotional numbness. All of which Ruth exhibits.

            And, being real: When you have that kind of depression, it’s fucking hard to be decent. You genuinely hate everyone and everything regardless of whether or not they deserve it (many did in my case but a lot of people didn’t) and sometimes you just want to get pissed off at someone even though you know they don’t deserve it because at least then you’re feeling something.

            And not saying that depression makes everyone an asshole, but for reals: Depression made me an asshole, and it wanted me to be an asshole because then I’d hate myself for being an asshole, and then I’d get more depressed and into this positive feedback loop of self-loathing, self-destruction, and misery.

            So, yeah. Not saying that Ruth’s behavior is okay. It’s not. It’s not at all. But genuinely speaking, in this particular case, I think it’s a manifestation of her mental illness. Which isn’t to say that she’s not causing harm to others, or that she doesn’t need help. But, just.

            It’s not like you become a different person when you’re depressed… it’s more like depression makes you into the worst possible version of yourself in the multiverse. I became my dad with boobs (the way Amber does when she’s in a self-loathing spiral, and I mean that parallel to that level of severity. When I am depressed, I am quite literally a Blaine-level asshole. Depression-brain me is a physically and verbally abusive, hateful, self-destructive asshole. There is a fuckin’ reason I seek out counselling if I start feeling Depression-Brain creeping back – I don’t like who I am when I’m depressed, and that makes it really friggin hard to pull myself out of it once it gets going). Ruth becomes Ruthless.

            I do believe that a version of her who is not Ruthless exists somewhere, and that she can develop into that person with a shit-load of mental health help. Cuz I grew out of Teenage Blaine-Level Asshole Me into Now Me, and I don’t think Now Me is a saint, but Now Me is pretty okay.

            None of that ^^^ is excusing Ruth’s behavior, by the way. But yes, I relate to her. Not all women who get depression manifest it in the classic /publicly-known way, and there needs to be more awareness of her kind of angry depression. And it’s a complicated thing, and it’s not “just making an excuse” to acknowledge that she does have a mental illness that needs help and her mental illness is the reason behind her behavior. Like, girl needs help. Making her into social pariah is what her depression wants, because as pissy as a person with angry depression can be to anyone else, they’re gonna be even worse to themselves. By like a factor of a million. And their brain is not going to ever shut up. Like that kind of angry depression is kind of like having Mike in your head always and forever, only a nastier and more sadistic version of Mike, and his only source of amusement is tearing you apart. Except that Mike is you so even if you hate him, you’re hating yourself and giving him what he wants. It freaking sucks.

            • zwol
              zwol
              January 14, 2016 at 10:15 pm | #

              Valuable bit of wordsmithing I picked up I can’t remember where: an explanation is not an excuse. Ruth’s behavior is at least partially explained by her mental illness, and that’s valuable because it tells us how to respond. But to present the explanation is not to excuse the behavior. (I think some people think that if you explain some piece of bad behavior you’re implicitly saying that there should be no punishment for it, which isn’t so. … In Ruth’s case I think punishment would serve no constructive purpose, but that’s a separate question from ‘why does she do what she does’.)

            • DarkVeghetta
              DarkVeghetta
              January 14, 2016 at 10:33 pm | #

              Angry-depression seems to be more common then most realize. This is pretty much what happened to my second fiancee for most of her adult life, broken up by the times where she’d suppress it with either medication or love from a relationship. I’ve come to know what it can do to someone and Ruthless is a bitingly-accurate representation of a part of that.

              I can only hope Ruth eventually finds herself again, without the -less at the end. She’s been through so much and I see parallels to someone I still love, years later, in her. One should always hope.

            • Leorale
              Leorale
              January 15, 2016 at 10:35 pm | #

              Thank you ischemgeek for sharing your experience! I learned from your post.

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      January 14, 2016 at 5:01 pm | #

      *squints*

      you’re this guy

      how the hell are you still here

  52. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    January 14, 2016 at 10:37 am | #

    Hrm. Unless we’ve skipped a few hours since the last strip, we’re still pretty much in the middle of the day, yes?

    So…it seems strange that they’d need to hide Becks. ‘I’m here visiting with my girlfriend’ seems like it should be good enough. If it were at night, or first thing in the morning, making it clear she’d stayed over, sure, but during daylight hours after the first classes of the day?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      January 14, 2016 at 10:45 am | #

      I think they’re trying to hide the fact that Becky is here *all the time*. Ruth has seen Becky on a couple occasions, and Becky tried to deflect attention. If Ruth just sees Becky occasionally, then whatever, that’s a pal who visits and not worth noticing. If she sees her every day, that could theoretically cause Ruth to question people, and they haven’t got a story for it.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        January 14, 2016 at 10:48 am | #

        Oh no, wait, it’s probably just ‘We’re breaking rules, we’d better hide from authority figures.’

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          January 14, 2016 at 11:08 am | #

          But, during the day, they’re NOT breaking the rules, unless IU has a much, much stricter policy than any dorm I have knowledge of the rules.

          • Leorale
            Leorale
            January 14, 2016 at 11:19 am | #

            She’s allowed to be here at the moment, but they’re breaking rules by having her live there longterm, so in general they are being rule-breakers. Hide!

            • Kamino Neko
              Kamino Neko
              January 14, 2016 at 11:43 am | #

              And hiding her during the night makes sense.

              Hiding her during the day doesn’t.

      • Random832
        Random832
        January 14, 2016 at 11:07 am | #

        In principle, Ruth doesn’t know that Becky’s not another student who lives in a different dorm, or on a different floor.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          January 14, 2016 at 11:09 am | #

          Billie told her that Becky was visiting from Anderson.

          • TamiDOA
            TamiDOA
            January 14, 2016 at 11:33 am | #

            And Ruth might question why Becky is still here after all this time, so they need to hide her. But Dina wearing Becky’s Anderson hoodie may cause questions too.

            • Silly Name
              Silly Name
              January 14, 2016 at 11:42 am | #

              You’d be surprised at what people, even observant ones, fails to notice.

              Just ask yourself: before Dina drew attention on the fact she was wearing an Anderson hoodie, did you notice it?

              • TamiDOA
                TamiDOA
                January 14, 2016 at 12:06 pm | #

                True. I’m frequently invisible like Dina. However, Ruth always assumes everyone is doing something wrong and if she isn’t catching them, she’s not trying hard enough. Or are Billie feels mellowing Ruth out?

                • electromagneticDestroyosaur
                  electromagneticDestroyosaur
                  January 14, 2016 at 1:12 pm | #

                  The heaviest physical contact often has that effect.

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  January 14, 2016 at 2:02 pm | #

                  I think Ruth is mellowing Ruth out.

                  And not in a good way.

  53. Bagge
    Bagge
    January 14, 2016 at 11:16 am | #

    I still try to maintain this headcanon that Agatha has a normal, slightly boring time at college while everyone else is occupied with DRAMA, but I must say that seeing her taking a key position in La Resistance makes it hard to maintain…

    You had me fooled, Agatha. Good on you.

  54. Toes14
    Toes14
    January 14, 2016 at 11:44 am | #

    I like Agatha. Can we see more of her?

  55. Selavy
    Selavy
    January 14, 2016 at 12:06 pm | #

    Damn, Agatha just full body yanked Becky through that door AND knew Ruth would be there at that exact moment? Amazi-girl might have some superhero competition here.

  56. Tacos
    Tacos
    January 14, 2016 at 5:00 pm | #

    Aw see, this actually really nice. It seems the entire floor -minus Mary obviously- have adopted Becky and are looking out for her.

  57. cricricri13
    cricricri13
    January 14, 2016 at 5:17 pm | #

    Am I the only one that thinks that if Ruth catches her it won’t be that big a deal? Sure it’s a cute gesture from the others, but seeing how Ruth acts normally she probably wouldn’t be Ruth-less towards Becky under this circumstances.

    • chris73
      chris73
      January 14, 2016 at 5:36 pm | #

      Well yes we the readers know that but the rest of the dorm haven’t had the advantage of seeing how Ruth normally acts

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      January 14, 2016 at 5:37 pm | #

      Given how Ruth usually treats everybody, they are well within their rights to be scared of her. Besides, they’re all breaking the rules by sheltering Becky. Letting an authority figure know she’s crashing there is a bad idea.

  58. A. B.
    A. B.
    January 14, 2016 at 6:31 pm | #

    How tall is Ruth? She always seems to be three or four inches above everybody else.

    • cesium133
      cesium133
      January 14, 2016 at 6:32 pm | #

      She’s standing on the femurs of her victims.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      January 14, 2016 at 9:02 pm | #

      Here y’go: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/blog/what-the-heck-do-we-care/

      • Lord Stoneheart
        Lord Stoneheart
        January 14, 2016 at 11:03 pm | #

        Whoa, Mary is actually smiling in that image.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          January 14, 2016 at 11:20 pm | #

          Apparently she was going to have more focus and be something of a foil to Joyce.

          Then Willis remembered it’s Mary and the whole thing fell through.

  59. Leorale
    Leorale
    January 14, 2016 at 9:09 pm | #

    or: http://s174.photobucket.com/user/wandering-dreamer/media/blog%20stuffs/screen-capture-5_zps199de407.png.html

    (sorry it’s not from the DoA site, I just googled for it and that’s what came up.)

  60. Kay
    Kay
    January 16, 2016 at 3:19 am | #

    It’s always nice to see everyone working together for such a good cause. 😀

  61. Dez
    Dez
    January 18, 2016 at 5:07 pm | #

    Noooo, why does Mandy have blue hair now?
    I liked her orange hair. It reminded me of my character, Chloe.

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