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September 20, 2023

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by David M Willis on June 21, 2016 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - It All Returns

└ Tags: carla, jennifer, other rachel, rachel, sal

Discussion (327) ¬

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    June 21, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    “I swear! It’s… this chick who wants her to join roller derby, YEAH”

    • Mr k
      Mr k
      June 21, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

      I can’t decide whether I’d rather date Malaya or Ruth.

      Probably Malaya, since she won’t take my femurs.

      • butts
        butts
        June 21, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

        Hey. Hey.

        Ruth has only ever threatened to take someone’s femurs.

        That we know of.

      • Some1
        Some1
        June 21, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

        Nah, I’m actually more scared of a pissed of Marcie, than pissed of Billie, so Ruth.

        • Mr k
          Mr k
          June 21, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

          What’s she gonna do? Make obscene gestures at me?

          • Disloyal Subject
            Disloyal Subject
            June 21, 2016 at 12:20 am | #

            A pissed off Billie has a mean kick from powerful ex-head cheerleader hips.
            A pissed off Malaya has her own physical prowess and could probably skateboard up and down the object of her ire, AND comes with a pissed-off Sal. Hell, Sal might be inclined to take action even if Marcie decided to just accept it.

            And on top of it all, Malaya doesn’t have red hair to go with her freckles.

      • Shaunock
        Shaunock
        June 21, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

        You don’t really need them, do you?

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          June 21, 2016 at 12:20 am | #

          Only if they want to live.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          June 21, 2016 at 12:53 am | #

          Eh. Femurs come and femurs go. They’re efemural.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            June 21, 2016 at 1:03 am | #

            That’s… pretty good. Carry on.

          • DSL
            DSL
            June 21, 2016 at 6:47 am | #

            I thought that was humerus.

          • DonDueed
            DonDueed
            June 21, 2016 at 12:06 pm | #

            Tibia not to be, that is the question.

          • Owlmirror
            Owlmirror
            June 21, 2016 at 9:36 pm | #

            Hyoid like to subscribe to your newsletter.

      • Itama
        Itama
        June 21, 2016 at 4:49 pm | #

        but after a while you’d rip out your own femers, to stab Malaya with.

        • Hielario
          Hielario
          June 21, 2016 at 6:57 pm | #

          I read something like that once.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    June 21, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    Now a Billie on Carla catfight for Ruth’s hand?

    Be that would get her to open the door.

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      June 21, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

      Comes out, checks what’s going on, says:” You may continue”. Goes back inside

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 21, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

        “No. Stop this. Right now. I need to get popcorn first.”

      • OsoPescado
        OsoPescado
        June 21, 2016 at 1:00 am | #

        Thissssssss

      • TheAnonymousGuy
        TheAnonymousGuy
        June 21, 2016 at 1:22 am | #

        Billie lunges toward the door, and Ruth accidently shuts the on her hand breaking her fingers. As a result she’s required to help her with any hand required assistance and they as a result get back together.

        • Michael
          Michael
          June 21, 2016 at 3:03 pm | #

          Ruth attempts to repair Billie’s hand by replacing her broken hand bones with femurs she’s collected.

          • Slartibeast Button, BIA
            Slartibeast Button, BIA
            June 21, 2016 at 3:04 pm | #

            Does Carla take the Igor role of lightning rod attendant?

    • Stu
      Stu
      June 21, 2016 at 1:48 am | #

      Not her hand – her femurs.

  3. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    June 21, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    Irony is funny.

    • Van Jealous
      Van Jealous
      June 21, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

      Irony is what you end up with after Ruthless takes out your femur….no I guess that would be after she takes out your patella…..iron knee…..nevermind….

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        June 21, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

        http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/slow_clap_citizen_kane.gif

      • Chaucer59
        Chaucer59
        June 21, 2016 at 8:22 am | #

        Irony is what healthy hemoglobin is: high I iron. Unless your a Vulcan, in which case your hemoglobin isn’t irony—it’s coppery.

        Okay, I’ll stop now.

  4. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    June 21, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Gosh, that last panel 😀

  5. Wheelpath
    Wheelpath
    June 21, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    This works for every fandom and I hate that

    • Mr k
      Mr k
      June 21, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

      Especially when it comes to brothers and sisters.

      Like Supernatural.

      • Rukduk
        Rukduk
        June 21, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

        Wait. What?!? Why…why is that a thing?

        • Mr k
          Mr k
          June 21, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

          Gravity Falls has the same problem…

          • Silly Name
            Silly Name
            June 21, 2016 at 5:22 am | #

            … They’re TWELVE! It’s a DISNEY CARTOON!

            WHY?!

        • Tacos
          Tacos
          June 21, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

          It’s what fandoms do. They’ll ship anybody with anybody or anything.

          • StClair
            StClair
            June 21, 2016 at 1:18 pm | #

            Ayup.

        • caesaria82
          caesaria82
          June 21, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

          You’ve never experienced the depths of Wincest? It’s very popular! I feel like that’s almost a fandom rite of passage now that you or someone you know gets into that dumb show and comes across the wild waters of the Wincest sea lmao.

          I personally say, ship and let ship, whatever, it’s fictional. I’ve read some CRAZY fanfic in my time. (Almost) no regrets xD

          • merbrat
            merbrat
            June 21, 2016 at 12:51 am | #

            also: Gred and Forge twincest is a thing

            • caesaria82
              caesaria82
              June 21, 2016 at 1:33 am | #

              Oh yeah totally. So is Elsa/Anna.

              • Linkletter
                Linkletter
                June 21, 2016 at 2:38 am | #

                Ruby and Yang as well.

                • Deanatay
                  Deanatay
                  June 21, 2016 at 9:43 am | #

                  Ren/Jaune 4 life

                • DonDueed
                  DonDueed
                  June 21, 2016 at 12:09 pm | #

                  River and Simon?

              • LWS
                LWS
                June 21, 2016 at 5:53 am | #

                If you don’t mind a little frostbite on your you-know-what…

                • Palamdrone
                  Palamdrone
                  June 21, 2016 at 12:40 pm | #

                  The cold never bothered me anyway.

          • Rukduk
            Rukduk
            June 21, 2016 at 3:01 am | #

            ATLA and LoK have now been ruined for me.

          • marianne
            marianne
            June 21, 2016 at 7:14 am | #

            I seem to remember the show even (quite hilariously) acknowledging Wincest a couple times in its more meta episodes. And no, phone keyboard, I don’t think we need to add “Wincest” to your dictionary!

            • marianne
              marianne
              June 21, 2016 at 7:26 am | #

              Here’s one of the funniest bits acknowledging it that I remember (spoilers for season 5): Amazing link text!

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 21, 2016 at 12:55 am | #

        Or Star Wars.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      June 21, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      (Ron Perlman voice) Shipping… shipping never changes…

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        June 21, 2016 at 9:49 am | #

        It’s all over but the shipping…
        And nobody’s shipping but meeee…
        Fans all over know it’s my OTP
        But I just can’t give up on yooooou…

  6. Idontcarenomore
    Idontcarenomore
    June 21, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Carla did come back, bless her little heart.

    Not as misantrophic as she wants us to believe.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 21, 2016 at 12:56 am | #

      That plate is LOADED with saturated fat and zero fiber.

      Unless that orange juice has pulp, in which case it’s even more evil.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        June 21, 2016 at 2:54 am | #

        Just what goes into a “balanced” breakfast anyway? The examples you see in ads are always something like a bran muffin, half a grapefruit, an entire glass of orange juice, toast, two sausage links, and of course the bowl of cereal (with skim milk).

        Breakfast for me is a glass of coffee and usually a couple graham crackers.

        • Excal
          Excal
          June 21, 2016 at 4:41 am | #

          According to this chart you’re due to die in -7 hours

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            June 21, 2016 at 5:26 am | #

            This is luxury.

            When I was a kid we had to get up in the middle of the night, eat a handful of freezing cold gravel, go work in the mines for 14 hours a day for 50 cents a week, and when we got home father would cleave us in two with a bread knife.

            • Geneseepaws
              Geneseepaws
              June 21, 2016 at 6:17 am | #

              You had it easy, there were a hundred and fifty of us livin’ in a shoe box in middle of road, …
              And ya tell that to kids today and they won’t believe you.

              • Deanatay
                Deanatay
                June 21, 2016 at 10:06 am | #

                So, you had a box, eh? I lived in a rusty filing cabinet drawer with half the population of Cleveland!

                I had to sell a piece of my liver every day just to afford the air I breathed.

                I had a job licking other men’s boots clean. Didn’t pay nothing. It BUILT CHARACTER!!

                My daddy murdered me every evening, then resuscitated me, then murdered me again! I had to do the second resuscitating myself, and the tarring I’d get if I did it wrong!

                Kids these days just don’t get it.

              • Roborat
                Roborat
                June 21, 2016 at 3:22 pm | #

                We were evicted from our shoe box, we had to go live in the lake.

            • DSL
              DSL
              June 21, 2016 at 6:50 am | #

              You had a bread knife? Luckyyyyyyyy …

        • hof1991
          hof1991
          June 21, 2016 at 9:25 am | #

          For Ruth, that’s not orange juice, it’s mix.

  7. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    June 21, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Carla is consistently getting dragged into carrying the load for two people who need to work out their own problems.

    • Idontcarenomore
      Idontcarenomore
      June 21, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      Consistently? Being asked to drop off cookies to Ruthless?
      …and sorta keep an eye on her, which could be just about anything thing.

      Looks to me like the breakfast thing is her own idea.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        June 21, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

        I think she might be kind of an optimizer. Like, if she’s going to do something, she’s going to do it right and go all in rather than half-assing it. And that includes the half-assing.

        • Mav
          Mav
          June 21, 2016 at 12:41 am | #

          “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”
          – Ron Swanson

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          June 21, 2016 at 12:59 am | #

          You DO realize that whole-assing the half-assing is self-contradictory, yes?

          I think it’s just that she realizes she’ll be called to account for not doing the job right. Some criticism she might have a thick skin towards, but I think Carla would take legit criticisms of her legit failures fairly seriously. More seriously than transphobic crap, at least.

          • Cerberus
            Cerberus
            June 21, 2016 at 1:04 am | #

            I can see that.

            As far as my point, I was more thinking that she tends to go balls to the wall in just being a goofball as well (thinking of the parkour or jumping over Mary with the skates). When she’s just futzing around, she pulls off some major skills that require serious coordination and practice and at least with the parkour, it’s hinted that she’s throwing herself into it based on some youtube videos Sal showed her.

          • Michael
            Michael
            June 21, 2016 at 3:05 pm | #

            Speak for yourself. I frequently put 300% effort into doing a half-assed job.

  8. miados
    miados
    June 21, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Poor carla. I’ll pretend to date you so nobody will suspect you like ruthless. Wait nope i can’t do that. I would want to actually date her.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 21, 2016 at 1:00 am | #

      No wait this is doable. Actually date both of them, and when you’re caught, and this will double-unship the two due to their jealousy-fueled cattiness.

      WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

      • DarkVeghetta
        DarkVeghetta
        June 21, 2016 at 12:27 pm | #

        Unship due to CATTINESS?! Ahahahaha! Hilarious. It will have the exact opposite effect! The shipping would not only increase, it could even stabilize into a shipping triangle!

  9. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    June 21, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    And 5 strips exactly! Oh, Carla and your predictable empathy:
    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/04-it-all-returns/todo/#comment-1118000

    • butts
      butts
      June 21, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      Literally her next appearance. Good job, Carla, that was even faster than I was expecting!

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 21, 2016 at 1:01 am | #

        Not only is she faster, she’s breakfaster!

        …..

        …. I’ll just be outside in the car, if that’s okay.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          June 21, 2016 at 1:24 am | #

          And with her skates on, she’s breakfastest?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 21, 2016 at 12:32 am | #

      What are you talking about? She CLEARLY said she wouldn’t help. She is OBVIOUSLY too cool to care

  10. Teddae
    Teddae
    June 21, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    Welp, more drama ensues?

    • butts
      butts
      June 21, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      I’d say Billie should be smart enough to be able to figure out what’s going on and act reasonably, but she’s not exactly in the most stable place right now.

  11. nobodybasically
    nobodybasically
    June 21, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    How did Rachel find out about that time Ruth held Carla against her will in Sweden?

    • Janine
      Janine
      June 21, 2016 at 12:32 am | #

      That’s Double Stockholm Syndrome.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      June 21, 2016 at 3:25 pm | #

      And if she was held in a feedlot, it would be stockyard syndrome.

      And if she was held by an evil former sidekick, it would be Syndrome syndrome.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        June 21, 2016 at 8:53 pm | #

        Stockyard syndrome? No, it’s stock home syndrome.

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          June 21, 2016 at 9:27 pm | #

          Where you can’t bear to live in a house that is exactly as it was originally built?

  12. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    June 21, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Oh, I don’t think things are going exactly as planned! 😉

  13. Jay Eff
    Jay Eff
    June 21, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Ruth would have actually opened the door if Carla had mentioned the Bacon and Eggs, too~

    • merbrat
      merbrat
      June 21, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

      Maybe she shoulda brought Poutine

      • Dellaran
        Dellaran
        June 21, 2016 at 1:05 am | #

        A large double-double and a box of Timbits! (Or a box of Tinnitus, suggests my autocorrect…)

        • foamy
          foamy
          June 21, 2016 at 1:30 am | #

          Mm, Timbits. Now I’m hungry. 🙁

          • Geneseepaws
            Geneseepaws
            June 21, 2016 at 6:21 am | #

            Pea meal and French toast?

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        June 21, 2016 at 10:15 am | #

        Or some Kraft Dinner?

    • quarktime
      quarktime
      June 21, 2016 at 11:05 am | #

      TIM. HORTONS.

  14. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    June 21, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    They’re already one of those couples that looks like each other.

    (Seriously, I sometimes have to take a second to figure out who it is, I’m glad their fashion senses are generally different.)

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      June 21, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

      You know… it would actually be a healthier relationship than Billie and Ruth (largely because Ruth and Billie will always have that awkward and abusive start to their relationship and the way it colors their interactions). I could actually see it working if the narrative went that way.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        June 21, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

        “healthier relationship than Billie and Rut”

        Yey…

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          June 21, 2016 at 12:50 am | #

          If you set a low enough bar, literally anything can clear it.

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            June 21, 2016 at 1:03 am | #

            Nonsensesicalitiness! No matter how low you set the bar, there’s something even worse than that.

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            June 21, 2016 at 1:26 am | #

            You can always trip over a bar on the floor…

            • Arianod
              Arianod
              June 21, 2016 at 1:38 am | #

              Or you can walk into a bar.

              • DSL
                DSL
                June 21, 2016 at 6:53 am | #

                And the bartender will say: “Is this some kind of joke?”

                • DarkVeghetta
                  DarkVeghetta
                  June 21, 2016 at 12:31 pm | #

                  And then the horse kicks the bartender. Horses HATE bartenders.

                • DSL
                  DSL
                  June 21, 2016 at 3:22 pm | #

                  … to which the string replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 21, 2016 at 1:06 am | #

        Maybe. Carla would definitely be less inclined to put up with Ruth’s shit, they’ve both got that shared layer of misanthropy, Carla’s got an independent streak that Ruth would appreciate…

        … not sure what Carla would get out of it. Or if she’s oriented towards women. … or at all. Crap, language difficulties. Is asexuality an orientation or is it a non-orientation?

        But in any case, all the things that are keeping Ruth and Billie apart would also keep Ruth and Carla apart. ((Though… Mary might NOT think it’s an abomnation? … no, wait, premarital, it’s a nono.))

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          June 21, 2016 at 1:25 am | #

          Carla is homoromantic ace, like Ultra Car.

          And, yeah, put me down for Ruth/Carla. My ability to like Ruth/Billie is always kind of tempered by their beginning interactions, so I like that Carla is someone who won’t put up with Ruth’s crap, but is also someone Ruth hasn’t actually hurt before she started to work on some of her problems.

          • Will
            Will
            June 21, 2016 at 1:36 am | #

            I need like a chart of these things. Unless you’re assuming based on her appearances in the other webcomics I know nothing about, then I’m more of the idea that nothing can be said until proven otherwise.

            On that line, it seems to me Carla would probably be one of those people that don’t tend to fall in love as easily as others.

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              June 21, 2016 at 1:42 am | #

              Sexuality is consistent between this series and the Walkyverse comics, so Carla is homoromantic ace like she was in Shortpacked, where she was Ultra Car.

              • Will
                Will
                June 21, 2016 at 1:44 am | #

                Gotcha!

                Might need to actually check the rest of the comics eventually.

              • Reltzik
                Reltzik
                June 21, 2016 at 8:01 am | #

                Wait, so Danny is bi in the Walkyverse?

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  June 21, 2016 at 8:13 am | #

                  Indeed. WV!Becky’s gay and WV!Dina’s polysexual (or possibly polyromantic, if she actually is ace).

                • Regalli
                  Regalli
                  June 21, 2016 at 12:07 pm | #

                  Over on Bring Back Roomies Willis commented on one strip where Walky meets Danny as Danny realizing he’s bi via retcon, so yep!

              • Cerberus
                Cerberus
                June 21, 2016 at 9:28 am | #

                This, though she’s mentioned the homoromantic bit in this strip as well:
                http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/03-when-god-closes-the-door/spilled/

              • DarkVeghetta
                DarkVeghetta
                June 21, 2016 at 12:41 pm | #

                As I believe Willis stated before, we shouldn’t assume a certain trait is the exact same between DoA and the Walkyverse.
                Most are similar, probably because Willis has a certain vision/fondness for that character’s personality/preferences, but it’s by no means a given. Or so I remember from a rather old post of his.
                In other words, I wouldn’t be so certain Carla’s homoromantic/ace… though it is a pretty good bet, from what we’ve seen so far.

                • David M Willis
                  David M Willis
                  June 21, 2016 at 1:10 pm | #

                  spencer is right about what i have stated, and i have no idea where darkveghetta got his counter information

                • DarkVeghetta
                  DarkVeghetta
                  June 21, 2016 at 1:21 pm | #

                  Odd, but as I did say, I might be misremembering. It was something regarding DoA and Walyverse not being the same, because certain people kept referencing what characters did in the Walkyverse, which was something you didn’t want them to do if possible. Somehow that must have given me the impression of what I stated above.
                  My apologies for the mistake.

                • DarkVeghetta
                  DarkVeghetta
                  June 21, 2016 at 1:31 pm | #

                  PS: Seems I didn’t actually say I might be misremembering in the initial post… huh. I must have edited it out and forgot to put it back in when I actually posted. Whupsie.
                  (Had to clarify since “but as I did say” didn’t seem right without me actually saying such in the post before it… which I thought I did. So yeah. 😛 )

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        June 21, 2016 at 1:30 am | #

        Part of how Billie’s attraction to Ruth “makes sense” to me is that I think Billie feels vindicated in breaking through Ruth’s earlier abusive behaviour, and that she found that Ruth wasn’t just the bullying jerk she thought she was. It’s sort of like how I feel Danny was expecting his romance with Amazi-Girl to go, where he’d have a big dramatic payoff for his investment in their relationship.

        She’s the Alpha Bongo, and even that jerkface RA is now wrapped around her finger and is totally sub for Billie. She defanged Big Bad Ruthless.

      • Falcon
        Falcon
        June 21, 2016 at 2:07 am | #

        …ehhh, both Ruth and Carla have issues/disinclinations to connect or communicate what they’re feeling clearly. Fights and misunderstandings would be difficult to recover from.

        At least with Ruth and Billie, they’ll both crash and burn together, ending their lives in a romantic death spiral. Uh, I mean complement each other as Ruthless has better standards and organization, while Billie is more willing to reach out and make sure people understand each other. Yeah, that one. >.>

      • LWS
        LWS
        June 21, 2016 at 5:58 am | #

        That’s like saying a healthy relationship between France and Germany; not exactly a high standard to exceed.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          June 21, 2016 at 12:42 pm | #

          But….

          …. France and Germany DO have a fairly healthy relationship.

        • DarkVeghetta
          DarkVeghetta
          June 21, 2016 at 12:43 pm | #

          Well, that relationship did spawn part of my family, so there’s that. 😛

  15. Idontcarenomore
    Idontcarenomore
    June 21, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Also, it may get someone in there to care for her, looking like Ruthless needs some help.

  16. Durandal_1707
    Durandal_1707
    June 21, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Is it just me, or does Other Rachel look like she’s in her 50s rather than college aged?

    • -Sentinel-
      -Sentinel-
      June 21, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      50 is still college-aged, you know. 😛

      I’m more disturbed by those terrible eyes of hers.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 21, 2016 at 1:07 am | #

        They’re just Joyce-eyes behind magnifying glasses.

        ….

        #prayforyoursoul

        • DarkVeghetta
          DarkVeghetta
          June 21, 2016 at 12:44 pm | #

          *shudder*

  17. Emoroffle
    Emoroffle
    June 21, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    I ship Carla with Mary’s frustration.

  18. Regalli
    Regalli
    June 21, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    Right, dammit, scene changes. We’re gonna draw this shit out. Glad Carla’s checking in on her, though, and that Billie at least knows that yep, someone is going to check in on Ruth.

    Meaning this is at least enough time for someone to go out, feel guilt, and pick up dining hall food for her and knowing my college dining hall at least, Sundays opened later. Worrying may be slightly warranted now. (Though I’m certain Ruth wouldn’t emerge even if she is awake and okay now until the crowd’s gone.)

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 21, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      On my campus, the dining commons doesn’t open on weekends until 10:30. Let’s hope that IU does it earlier.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        June 21, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

        Mine was probably around that time if not waiting until 11 AM even, can’t quite recall.

        I’m hoping it’s somewhat earlier given it’s running implied-timeline-simultaneously with Joyce and co. at church, which would probably start earlier, but… still. Oh dear.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      June 21, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

      What about the possibility of Carla the engineering major with super-rich parents having the food delivered by her own built-from-scratch drone after the servants in her mansion home made it?

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        June 21, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

        Potentially! That does look like actual plate and glassware instead of a styrofoam container and a paper cup, so I could totally see it being from not-the-dining hall. But that would still take a decent chunk of time to prepare.

        • merbrat
          merbrat
          June 22, 2016 at 1:34 am | #

          This is Carla. She probably just walked out with them.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 21, 2016 at 1:09 am | #

        Servants? You mean automatic food-cooking AIs?

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          June 21, 2016 at 1:41 am | #

          Po-tei-toes, po-tah-toes.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 21, 2016 at 6:36 am | #

      OTOH, it’s what? Maybe 9AM on a Sunday? More than an hour after she checked before, but still really early to be panicking about a college student not being up.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        June 21, 2016 at 9:30 am | #

        I think there might be one or two signs that Carla is a worrier type about whether or not other people she begrudgingly cares about are okay.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          June 21, 2016 at 9:56 am | #

          I am reminded that during her confrontation with Amazi-Girl, she first joked that she wanted to give her a medal for knocking Malaya over, but when Malaya actually got overhead tossed like five feet, Carla was the one who actually checked up on her.

          • Cerberus
            Cerberus
            June 21, 2016 at 11:28 pm | #

            Aw, shit, I forgot about that one. Yeah, she’s got a long history of trying to pose like an apathetic badass and then rushing over to check on everyone and anyone.

        • DarkVeghetta
          DarkVeghetta
          June 21, 2016 at 12:46 pm | #

          Explains why I do rather like her. She’s a good one, if rather reluctantly.

          • DarkVeghetta
            DarkVeghetta
            June 21, 2016 at 12:47 pm | #

            *cut the excess second ‘rather’… damn I wish I could edit my posts.

  19. Mav
    Mav
    June 21, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    Gosh, I hope Ruth is okay. Ah, how I’m familiar with the living-inside-your-room phase – for a different reason, though. It unfortunately still comes and goes.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      June 21, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      Not a fun phase at all, no. (Mine was combination depression/anxiety, personally.) Hope you’re doing at least somewhat better these days, and all the internet hugs to you because uuuugh.

      • Mav
        Mav
        June 21, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

        Thank you for your kindness! I am currently experiencing a wave of wanting to be at home all the time (also from anxiety and depression!) and working through it, but it’s comparatively MUCH better than the first few times, when I was in college and I literally lived in my room at one point.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          June 21, 2016 at 12:52 am | #

          Yeah, fortunately I couldn’t literally hole up in my room for more than three to five days before running out of food, and once I got there again it helped prompt me to go Talk To Someone before things got to the point where my mom had to drive over to campus to make sure I was still alive a second time (… not a good fall, that year), but late 2013-most of 2014 was not a good time.

          • Mav
            Mav
            June 21, 2016 at 1:09 am | #

            I empathize. College can be very rough for people. When I was there, we had a name for sophomore year depression, although tough times can of course strike at anytime.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      June 21, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

      Yup, it’s rough.

      This scene’s definitely giving me some flashbacks to some of the days when my ex couldn’t leave the room and wasn’t feeling people existing in her space, so I’d just make dinner and then knock on her door and see if she felt good enough to make it to the kitchen or to invite me in to the bedroom to eat with her, or if it was a bad day and I’d be putting the food in the fridge and checking in on her periodically to make sure she ate something.

      Damn our families for having exacerbated what was already a volatile mental health situation for her.

      • Mav
        Mav
        June 21, 2016 at 12:33 am | #

        I’m sorry about that. That must have been very difficult for both of you. I know what it’s like to have family interactions exacerbate mental health conditions – sending virtual hugs!

        Also, all the kudos to you for helping your ex. My really big wake up call, I also wasn’t taking care of myself and (predictably) ended up in a crisis. I wonder sometimes what would have happened if my friend hadn’t happened upon me. It’s funny how it’s like you have no idea how un-okay you are until someone else just takes the time to really reach out to you.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          June 21, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

          It was such a weird time in both of our lives that it really didn’t feel out of place. And she did similar to keep me more or less functional when I got into my depressed can’t leave the room mode a few years before that.

          As you note, it’s really hard to be aware of how un-okay you are when it’s all happening, cause you’ve got the really bad days to make it feel like the ones where you are more or less functional are the good ones where everything’s okay.

          • Cerberus
            Cerberus
            June 21, 2016 at 12:49 am | #

            Also, massive *hugs* for what you’re dealing with. I can say as someone who made it to the other side of all that to a large degree, that the agoraphobia phases do pass.

            • Mav
              Mav
              June 21, 2016 at 1:06 am | #

              Thank you! Its a real relief to hear, especially from someone familiar with these experiences.

              • DarkVeghetta
                DarkVeghetta
                June 21, 2016 at 1:13 pm | #

                Thankfully these… moods tend to pass. About two years ago I’ve spent 2+ months inside my room, with the occasional bathroom visit. Probably not the best choice I ever made, but… it was a strange time. Apathy and depression together can really drain on you. I got better. Friends. Friends are important.

          • DarkVeghetta
            DarkVeghetta
            June 21, 2016 at 1:08 pm | #

            I feel for you, Cerb. I’ve had a very similar experience with one of my ex’s. She got into a state where she didn’t even go to work anymore, or get out of bed… I was living with her at the time and it was really hard to see her deteriorate like that in front of my eyes. I tried to help her, I fed her, even carried her to the bathroom because she’d fall down when she tried to go by herself. It was compounded by violent episodes… had to dodge a few pots and pans… had to cover her up when she decided to stand naked on a couch in the middle of winter after sed violent episode.
            Sadly I couldn’t get through to her after one or two weeks of this. She then broke up with me and drove me to the airport. *sigh*
            Thankfully her grandmother found her and managed to get through to her. To this day I am thankful to that granny. We got together two times more, and it got bad again, but not quite that bad… well, not in the same way at least. Haven’t heard from her for nearly a year, but for about two years now she’s been with someone and seems stable/content – I’d have preferred she’d also be happy, but I’m glad she’s alright now. I still worry about her sometimes though.

            Huh… didn’t mean to go spill my relationship guts out like that.
            Anyway, as I intended to say before I got all nostalgic: *sends hugs to Cerb*, glad you’re doing better these days and also hope your ex is doing better likewise.

  20. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    June 21, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    Carla’s going to need a lot more pies.

  21. Rodimiss
    Rodimiss
    June 21, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Carla is never doing a favor for anyone again now that this has given the rest of the floor the erroneous impression that she has things as base as human feelings.

    I laugh at “leaving breakfast out for the RA” like she’s a stray cat that comes around sometimes that they put food out for (okay, maybe that’s not wrong), but it’s very sweet of Carla to come back around with more than just a knock on the door.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      June 21, 2016 at 9:32 am | #

      Now I’m just imagining Carla shaking a box of femurs to try and bring out Ruth to eat. “Here Ruthy (shake shake shake). Dindins on. They didn’t have the blood of your enemies but they did have orange juice.”

  22. altalemur
    altalemur
    June 21, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Carla and Ruthless sitting in a tree. P-U-N-C-H-I-N-G. no wait… that’s actually Ruthless’ courtship dance.

  23. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    June 21, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    I ship thee “Redheads of Read Hall”.

    • DSL
      DSL
      June 21, 2016 at 6:56 am | #

      A “Dover Boys” for our time.

  24. magicallady
    magicallady
    June 21, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    “are you two fighting over me?” “fuck that”

  25. Russ
    Russ
    June 21, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    Please don’t let this misunderstanding lead to drama. Please.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      June 21, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

      Y’know what would really lead to drama? If Mary walks outside due to the “commotion” and starts her bullshit while everyone is there.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      June 21, 2016 at 12:37 am | #

      I wonder if Mary’s clever enough to use the allegation to get Ruth investigated before her ACTUAL relationship with Billie is fully concealed.

  26. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    June 21, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    I kinda love how Carla makes a big show of how misanthropic she is and then goes above and beyond for what was asked for her.

    Like when she was told to deliver the cookies and made a big show about how she tried and was going to eat them all and then got on her hands and knees trying to shove a cookie under the door and doing a whole mental health intervention thing.

    And here, she’s asked to check in on Ruthless, so after making a big deal of lol, wiped off phone, the rest of the day is me time, she straight up either acquired or made breakfast and fresh juice and arranges it neatly outside her door.

    It’s just an awesome flavor of jerk, who wants so badly to be seen as the jerk, but she’s just too damn nice and caring to ever make it really stick on anything other than a superficial level.

    • magicallady
      magicallady
      June 21, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

      so shes jerk with a heart of gold?

      • Rukduk
        Rukduk
        June 21, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

        Yep, although the “jerk”‘layer is a very thin crust it appears.

        • magicallady
          magicallady
          June 21, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

          like crepe thin? or pancake thin?

          • Slartibeast Button, BIA
            Slartibeast Button, BIA
            June 21, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

            wafer thin.

            • magicallady
              magicallady
              June 21, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

              holy fuck thats thin

          • Dean
            Dean
            June 21, 2016 at 1:20 am | #

            Like spider hair thin.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        June 21, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

        Yeah, but it’s not even the jerk with a heart of gold arc. It’s someone who desperately wants to be a shit and can’t manage beyond the superficiality of being an asshole because she cares too much about people to actually harm them.

        It reminds me a bit of Lapis Lazuli from Steven Universe. Wants so hard to be the misanthropic loner but keeps on going out of her way to save Steven.

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          June 21, 2016 at 12:40 am | #

          And that is because, as we both know, she is a jerk because that is her shield. She isn’t a jerk simply because she wants to be a jerk, like Mike is. She is a jerk so people can hate her for being a jerk, instead of hating her simply for being Carla.

          (We have had this conversation before, so I know you know all this; so this reply is mainly for the benefit of new comment field readers.)

          • Cerberus
            Cerberus
            June 21, 2016 at 12:45 am | #

            Yup! That’s still my reading on her as well.

            Hell, is there a queer redhead in this strip who doesn’t have some elaborate coping mask to hide the mess they are inside and deal/hide their traumas?

            • Emperor Norton II
              Emperor Norton II
              June 21, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

              Is there a queer redhead in the real world that doesn’t have that?

              OK, now I am making myself sad.

              • Cerberus
                Cerberus
                June 21, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

                Tilda Swinton?

                • Emperor Norton II
                  Emperor Norton II
                  June 21, 2016 at 1:11 am | #

                  True, she’s not being kick-ass to cope, she simply is kick-ass, period.

            • StClair
              StClair
              June 21, 2016 at 1:24 pm | #

              Not just queers or redheads, either! See also Sarah. (Speaking of conversations already had.)

    • caesaria82
      caesaria82
      June 21, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

      I love her sooooo muuuuccch. *cries*

    • vmgx
      vmgx
      June 21, 2016 at 6:44 am | #

      She is a total Sandor clegane

  27. Shaunock
    Shaunock
    June 21, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    This seems to be occurring in a future without pants.

    The future is bright indeed.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      June 21, 2016 at 12:43 am | #

      I gotta wear shades.

  28. Sporky
    Sporky
    June 21, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

    Billie’s just like “it’s too early for this shit”

  29. -Sentinel-
    -Sentinel-
    June 21, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

    I hope the door opens inwards.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      June 21, 2016 at 12:32 am | #

      Since people can be pennied in, I think they have to.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 21, 2016 at 1:13 am | #

        If the room is designed anything at all like the rest of the hall, yes. Dina has thoroughly demonstrated the door-hiding potential of inward-opening doors.

        • Silamy
          Silamy
          June 21, 2016 at 1:33 am | #

          I’m pretty sure Billie kicked it in, way back when.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      June 21, 2016 at 6:10 am | #

      The room doors all seem to open inwards; in fact, when Mary opened her door to see what Carla was up to, pulling the door inward is what put tension on the string that triggered the GRRM (Great Rutech Revenge Machine).

    • Inspector Hound
      Inspector Hound
      June 21, 2016 at 2:06 pm | #

      They’d have to. Your basic door swings open to the hinge side. Having hinges on hallway side of the wall would mean that anyone could break in by removing bits of hinge (lots of choices there), allowing them to remove the door.

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        June 21, 2016 at 3:00 pm | #

        It also prevents you from being easily barricaded into the room.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          June 21, 2016 at 3:45 pm | #

          That’s what pennies are for.

  30. Benjy
    Benjy
    June 21, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

    Everyone’s just askin’ fer a pie to the face tonight.

    • magicallady
      magicallady
      June 21, 2016 at 12:30 am | #

      i do like pie

  31. Rukduk
    Rukduk
    June 21, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

    Reaction 1: Aww, you can’t hide the fact that you actually care about people Carla.
    Reaction 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp for air* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *starts wheezing* Sal…just…shipped…Carla…and Ruth. And everyone else…is latching on to it…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    (Each “…” stands for a deep breathe to recover from to much laughing, I laughed way too much when I read this)

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      June 21, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

      What’s even more amazing than this, at least to me, is that it’s Sal who’s shipping them. Since I’ve pretty much assumed that Carla’s had a crush on Sal since the skatefailing liar arc, this is, in my head, Carla’s actual crush mocking her and saying she’s got a crush on the person she’s only checking in on for said person’s actual secret crush.

      That’s Shakespearian levels of convoluted misunderstanding right there!

      • Rukduk
        Rukduk
        June 21, 2016 at 3:06 am | #

        I just realized that if Shakespeare were alive today, he would either be a) having a field day b) directing or writing a low budget soap opera or c) both.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          June 21, 2016 at 6:39 am | #

          d) clawing at the lid of his casket

          • Rutee
            Rutee
            June 21, 2016 at 1:41 pm | #

            “All of these people redoing my plays AND THEY AREN’T ADDING DICK JOKES!?”

  32. Dara
    Dara
    June 21, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

    What’s this ship name, then? Cruth? Carless? Rucarla? Rula?

    • LadyThrimbletrimmer
      LadyThrimbletrimmer
      June 21, 2016 at 12:20 am | #

      “Car Wreck”

      • merbrat
        merbrat
        June 21, 2016 at 1:00 am | #

        +1 (or Titanic)

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        June 21, 2016 at 1:13 am | #

        I used to insist on “Ginger Snaps”, but this is way better.

  33. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    June 21, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

    I hate this childish ‘ooooh, you like her/him/them, don’t you’ teasing. I’ve hated that SO MUCH in school, it made me so uncomfortable when someone did that to me. Ughhhhh. Shivers.

    Damn I just had a full-on flackback to my youth and I DID NOT LIKE IT AT ALL xD

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      June 21, 2016 at 12:42 am | #

      On one hand, it shows that Willis is good at making realistic situations.

      On the other hand, *hugs*

      • caesaria82
        caesaria82
        June 21, 2016 at 1:35 am | #

        Aww thanks <3 It's not for real bad, it was just… an eerie feeling, like, yikes, I've been there. And you're right, very well done, Mr Willis!

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      June 21, 2016 at 12:44 am | #

      I just had a thought. Carla is a homoromantic ace trans woman. Meaning that that sort of teasing probably wasn’t always innocent and little kid like, but there was probably a period in there where “midwestern nice” manifested in some genuine bullying about her non-traditional styles of loving and being.

      Not to mention the fact that being ace and being trans, building up to asking someone out can be a very fraught thing because asking the wrong person can get you beat or killed or being asked to do things you’re not really comfortable doing.

      So this might be a much more deeply unpleasant experience for her than we’re fully being aware of.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        June 21, 2016 at 12:58 am | #

        Ooooh, dear, yeah. Hopefully the Ruttech parents could at least pull her out of an environment if it was shitty enough, but having to weigh any friends you have there versus the bullying would undoubtedly suck even before all the trouble of going and starting new and ugh.

      • caesaria82
        caesaria82
        June 21, 2016 at 1:36 am | #

        Oh god yeah, totally =/

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      June 21, 2016 at 12:49 am | #

      Right there with you. At least Sal’s being relatively benign, with “You’d make a cute couple,” and not needling Carla about it all day for amusement.
      Then again, the day is young.

      • caesaria82
        caesaria82
        June 21, 2016 at 1:37 am | #

        I’d like to think Sal wouldn’t be a bully like that, but you never know.

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          June 21, 2016 at 1:48 am | #

          Sal might do that if she really dislike Carla, because Sal’s weak point is behaving acceptably against people she really dislikes.

          But she thinks Carla’s perfectly OK (they have been seen talking to each other as equals). We know that for sure. They might do some light ribbing at each other; but other than that, no, Sal would not do that to Carla.

          • Cerberus
            Cerberus
            June 21, 2016 at 9:35 am | #

            Which is why Carla likes her so much. 🙂 … as a person, I said person, no one heard otherwise.

            • StClair
              StClair
              June 21, 2016 at 1:26 pm | #

              >.> <.<

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 21, 2016 at 12:49 am | #

      Yeah, you are right, and it’s so ingrained in our society that it’s seen as a normal part of courtship OR friendship when in reality it is a pretty harsh tool of social control.

      Goddamit, Rachels.

      • caesaria82
        caesaria82
        June 21, 2016 at 1:43 am | #

        Oh TOTALLY. I was an exceedingly shy and insecure teenager, no self-esteem. terrified of everything and very in my own head. And as soon as the bullies in my school sensed some weakness, they’d pounce. It was so bad when I actually DID like someone… They would NOT stop with this ‘na na na you liiiiiike them’ and then they’d tell the person that I liked them and oh GOD. Then the bullying could REALLY start! Just the thought of that almost brings me back to 14, 15 year-old me and how shitty that made me feel.
        I mean, I was bullied every day and for years and this was nowhere near the worst of it. But it’s just SUCH an accurate example in the comic that it just opened the floodgates for me. Sorry for the wall of text lol.

        • Rukduk
          Rukduk
          June 21, 2016 at 3:17 am | #

          *hugs* I had to go through something very similar for about seven years (fifth grade through junior year of high school) compounded by the fact that those who bullied me latched onto my name being, as they put it, “a girl’s name” (it’s actually masculine from my cultural descent, but is commonly used as a feminine or gender neutral name) So I at least think I know how you feel. And it sucks. I say no need to apologize for a “wall of text”.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          June 21, 2016 at 3:19 am | #

          *hugs*

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          June 21, 2016 at 4:10 am | #

          Yeah, that sounds uncomfortably familiar.

        • Dana
          Dana
          June 21, 2016 at 4:37 am | #

          High School sure can suck, huh. ::hugs:: That’s no wall of text, you’re just being real.

  34. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    June 21, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

    Silly Carla. To lure out the elusive ruthica lessica you bait the trap with a screwdriver, not plain orange juice.

  35. kkiten
    kkiten
    June 21, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

    How many days has it been since any has seen Ruth? Also, I think this is the first time we have gone 2 weeks without seeing beloved Sal, nice to have her back!

    • kkiten
      kkiten
      June 21, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

      I went back and checked the tags, and it turns out there was that terrible month of May this year where there was NO SAL AT ALL. Made up for it with lots of Carla and Dina though.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 21, 2016 at 1:16 am | #

      We actually saw Ruth yesterday, when Mary was demanding she do something about Carla’s revenge.

      It’s just yesterday was approximately 2.6 forevers ago.

  36. Spaz
    Spaz
    June 21, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

    Dammit, Carla! Why can’t you be in touch with your human side! Billie asked you to check in on Ruth! How dare you knock once and then walk away, you Goddess!

    …..what? This is being posted on the wrong comic?

    *sigh*

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      June 21, 2016 at 12:41 am | #

      Heh. 🙂

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      June 21, 2016 at 1:02 am | #

      I will admit, that right now I do feel a bit smug for knowing this strip would happen. Yeah, I did not call it out as explicitly (and spot on) as Cerberus, but I still knew. And it was sort of fun* to read comments that clearly indicated they did not think that Carla was going to follow up with this.

      *If you want to know what my idea of “fun” is, think of me as Davan MacIntire (no relation to Becky) from Something Positive.

      • Silamy
        Silamy
        June 21, 2016 at 1:42 am | #

        It’s now my headcanon that they ARE related -Toedad’s part of the asshole side of the family Fred never contacts. And now I really want to see Becky and Dina meeting Vanessa, and Davan and Fred taking Becky in, or at least letting her know that she does have supportive family, if she wants it. Jerks, certainly, but benevolent-and-actually-caring Carla-style jerks. Meeting older Christian relatives who say, “yeah, you’re a lesbian. So what? Means you’re not gonna get knocked up out of wedlock,” or something else like that and just leaving it at the “you’re you, you’re a good kid, and that’s what matters to us”.

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          June 21, 2016 at 1:53 am | #

          Considering that we know how Fred’s side of the family is indeed comprised of a bunch of fundie assholes, and how Fred left the fundie town he lived in because marrying another woman when you’re a widower was looked upon as “bad” somehow….

          You know what, the more I think about it, the more it makes sense. They are in fact related!

          David and Randy, time for some cross-over strips!

          • Slartibeast Button, BIA
            Slartibeast Button, BIA
            June 21, 2016 at 7:42 am | #

            Only SP chars in DoA, strips, please. Other webcomic characters visiting SP has a bad history.

            • Emperor Norton
              Emperor Norton
              June 21, 2016 at 7:50 pm | #

              “Other webcomic characters visiting SP has a bad history.”

              That is exactly why I want them to visit! *evil grin*

            • Shadewest
              Shadewest
              June 22, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

              Whump!
              Really, though, Fred has already adopted one redhead who was shit on by her bio-dad.

          • Mercimary
            Mercimary
            June 21, 2016 at 8:36 am | #

            I never considered this until now, but it makes so much sense that its part of my headcannon now.

  37. Bagge
    Bagge
    June 21, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

    I really like the rachels

    • Cacturne
      Cacturne
      June 21, 2016 at 12:50 am | #

      Rachel is best girl.
      Other Rachel looks like an old lady who dyed her hair to me. I don’t like her.

    • Whammy
      Whammy
      June 21, 2016 at 1:06 am | #

      Don’t like the Ross though. Fortunately he’s going to be on a long break.

      …couldn’t resist the reference.

  38. Bagge
    Bagge
    June 21, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

    Frankly, I’m surprised it took this long for a ridiculous rumor to form

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      June 21, 2016 at 2:24 am | #

      Grace is furiously scribbling away at the whiteboard she uses as a shipping chart for her dorm.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        June 21, 2016 at 7:44 am | #

        2D won’t be enough. Get out the tinker toys.

  39. Some1
    Some1
    June 21, 2016 at 12:30 am | #

    Theres only one real way this story arc can end

    Mary and Carla are preparing to do mortal combat, Mary removes her wristbands, and they thud heavily on the floor.

    Carla: (removes her hat, and it thuds on the floor) ah, I see you use weighted clothing as well!

    • Some1
      Some1
      June 21, 2016 at 1:03 am | #

      okay…I have to do this now.

      Announcer (please read with voice of dragon ball tournament guy): Welcome to the annual Dumbing fighting tournament! The first warriors right out of the gate are Joyce Brown and Dina Saruyama!

      Becky: I don’t know who to root for!

      Sal: This could turn out to be an interesting battle…heh.

      Announcer: The fighters are know entering the ring! Who will leave victorious!?

      Dina and Joyce, enter they take a minute to size each other up.

      Joyce: Don’t worry, I won’t hurt my best friend’s girlfriend.

      Dina: You wouldn’t be able to anyway.

      Dina takes off her hat and throws it out of the ring.

      Announcer: and…..began!

      Joyce kicks off with her foot and throws a punch at Dina, Dina quickly dodges and does a leg sweep. Joyce jumps out of the way, but when she recovers Dina can you longer be seen.

      Announcer: This is certainly and odd fight folks! Dina seems to have disappeared!

      Joyce thinking: where did she go…behind me!

      Joyce leaps out of the way, just as Dina comes at her with a flying kick.

      Dina: I’m impressed you dodged that one, it won’t be that easy the next time.

      Joyce thinking: I have to finish this quick, Dina isn’t that strong so I solid hit should take her out of the ring. Sorry, about this Becky.

      Joyce and Dina run at each other

      Joyce: CREATION OF ADAM!

      Dina: FURY OF THE RAPTOR!

      There attacks hit one another and form an explosion, Dina dodges, assuming Joyce was taking out by the blast.

      Dina: wait a sec…(looks up to see Joyce coming down on top of her) it was a distraction!

      Joyce slams her foot into Dina’s stomach, kicking her out of the ring.

      Announcer: this has certainly been an exciting battle folks! Next up is Danny Wilcox vs David Walkerton!

      Tune in tomorrow to find out who wins between these two Dorothy lovers!

      • Falling Star
        Falling Star
        June 21, 2016 at 10:21 pm | #

        All I can see in my head is a Sailor Senshi battle.

  40. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    June 21, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

    Comic Reactions:

    Panel 1: I love Carla’s pose here so much, because it feels so out of place. Arms square, hands locked behind her, back straight. It’s such a butler pose (and chalk one more on my private theory that Carla is a BBC addict), especially when combined with the careful placement of the food and drink outside her door.

    And it makes such an interesting contrast to Carla’s usual persona which is the loud and off the walls punk. It makes her seem vulnerable in this moment when combined with the overhead shot.

    Panel 2: I also love that Carla didn’t even realize what she was doing. And it paints a picture of her trying to go about her motherfuckin’ goddess day and then getting to worrying and then going, okay, maybe I’ll grab some juice or something and that’s spiraled into her delivering a full breakfast delivered to her door as if Ruth was the master of her household.

    Like, I don’t think she can help herself. When she sees someone in emotional or physical distress, she goes into this hyper mommy mode and it’s just adorable as fuck and definitely strange enough to earn her some ribbing from Sal.

    Panel 3: That face. That’s a face of some genuine distress right there. No, no I’m not interested in… her.

    Panel 4: And finally the lock of her hands is broken and she’s adopting the slightly looser posture of her usual punk self. Also, totally reading her “it’s somebody else” as an intentional double meaning in that Carla has a crush on someone else as well as “somebody else” having the crush on Ruthless. It’s nice synchronicity. Especially with Rachel jeering in the background.

    Panel 5: I love that the Rachels have essentially become the greek chorus of the comic, rambling through on opportune moments, nearly always as a pair. It’s kind of adorable.

    And poor Billie at the end. I have no doubt she doesn’t at all think Carla is making the moves on Ruthless, but that’s got to be an awkward interaction to navigate. Ah yes… Carla has a crush on Ruthless. That is definitely the case and no one else could possibly have a crush or a secret sexy lesbian suicide pact with-

    Oh, percussive instrument, did you just call my feelings Stockholm Syndrome? I will… defend Carla in these attractions I am sure are genuine because Ruthless has many fine qualities… that I abhor since we are mortal enemies…

    *awkward smile* (smoke bomb) RUN AWAY!

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 21, 2016 at 12:38 am | #

      I love your idea about panel 2. “Hmmm, I can’t just give her ONLY juice, can I? What if she’s starving, I’ll give her a sandwich. That’s a REBEL thing to do, right?”

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      June 21, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

      Yeah, I picked up on that double meaning in panel 4 before I even realized what it was evidently supposed to mean. You might be on to something with Carla/Sal. That could be… interesting.
      And haven’t the Rachels been a Greek chorus since DoA began?

  41. Bagge
    Bagge
    June 21, 2016 at 12:44 am | #

    Heh, Sal and Carla has a cute little rivalry going on. Sorry Carla, Sal won this one.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      June 21, 2016 at 12:57 am | #

      Their friend flirting is always adorable, they’ve got great queer-platonic chemistry, even if they have the same sexuality incompatibility as Joyce and Becky.

  42. Cacturne
    Cacturne
    June 21, 2016 at 12:51 am | #

    I never noticed how much taller Carla is than Sal, and thus the majority of the girls dorm.

  43. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    June 21, 2016 at 12:51 am | #

    I hereby dub this ship The Redhead Rampage.

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      June 21, 2016 at 6:58 am | #

      Imagine if Billie, Carla and Ruth hang out toghter, you can say they’ll paint the town red. Heh heh( I’ll show myself out)

      • Falling Star
        Falling Star
        June 21, 2016 at 10:20 pm | #

        *Becky

  44. Koms
    Koms
    June 21, 2016 at 12:56 am | #

    So that’s what they were looking at. The preview panels are so mysterious they could be about anything.

  45. Girldisaster
    Girldisaster
    June 21, 2016 at 1:06 am | #

    Ngl, with the combo of Carla being trans and how folks tend to minimize or be dismissive or blind to women who are romantically into each even when it’s smacking them right in the face, the fact that people are so quickly jumping on the “Carla likes Ruth” train makes me v uncomfortable.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      June 21, 2016 at 2:21 am | #

      I can see why some folks are taking this uncomfortably, especially since the characters going “you have a cruuuush” are all straight.

      If it helps at all, this is really just people ribbing on Carla for being nice, because she puts so much effort into being a wacky indomitable prankster who totes hates everyone.

  46. Mav
    Mav
    June 21, 2016 at 1:14 am | #

    If Sal is here, I wonder where Amber is and what she might be doing. In my head I imagined her jumping on Sal Batman-style

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      June 21, 2016 at 1:20 am | #

      Amazi-Girl’s been in charge of Amber’s headspace for the entire day, then chances are Amber’s either crashed in her room right now, or we might even see Amazi-Girl climb through her window before we see Amber’s identity assert itself again.

      • Mav
        Mav
        June 21, 2016 at 1:31 am | #

        I hope shes in her room. She needs like a lot of rest. The mental/physical gymnastics is too much on one’s mind and body. I’m not sure about her particular disorder, but lack of rest can really worsen a person’s psychological state, especially if they already suffer from a pre existing condition. I guess I’m also assuming that Amazigirl takes over mostly at night (I cant remember though)

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          June 21, 2016 at 1:51 am | #

          The thing with Amber’s behaviour yesterday is that it’s her further legitimizing her need for Amazi-Girl. Previously Amber had enough control to run away from Sal when her PTSD started flaring up, but seeing her then caused her to immediately slip into Amazi-Girl to deal with her trauma, and that last strip she appeared in made it clear that Amber views herself and Amazi-Girl as distinct identities.

          Amazi-Girl has usually showed up at night, but the way Amber treated it was like letting the dog out in the backyard for a bit. She lets “her” do her rounds when she needs to and then Amber goes on with her day, and since the beginning of the series that’s gone from Amber putting on a mask to do a specific task she believes she needs Amazi-Girl for (to the point where she once told Danny that Amazi-Girl wasn’t a real person he could ever love), to Amazi-Girl developing her own set of rules for how she functions and deals with things, chief among them, I think, is how both alters deal with anger.

          We know Ethan and Mike are showing up at her door soon, so I could easily see something like Amber only coming home this morning still with Amazi-Girl in the driver’s seat, because right now Amber’s in a self-convincing spiral that she needs Amazi-Girl and needs to sacrifice more to her narrative.

          • Mav
            Mav
            June 21, 2016 at 2:23 am | #

            Amazigirl developing her own set of rules is a very scary thing. I realized upon reading the previous strip that Amber/Amazigirl has really lost control of a lot of herself. I agree that Amber really thinks she needs Amazigirl to survive her trauma/express her negative emotions and positive intentions in(what she feels) is a productive fashion. It makes me sad that she thinks so little of herself and her worth, although it makes sense given what’s she’s been through. I wonder how Ethan or Mike can help, although Mike will probably make it worse.

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              June 21, 2016 at 2:32 am | #

              Mike’s a dude who literally told Amber that the reason she was attracted to Ethan and Danny was that she was just looking for a victim to abuse, so, yeah, Mike makes things worse.

              But, yeah, Amazi-Girl has steadily become her own identity since the beginning of the comic, and now it’s come to a head where Amazi-Girl “needs” to exist to “protect” Amber from her own violent nature, Danny’s betrayal, and Sal the Evil One’s sinister machinations. Amazi-Girl is everything that Amber thinks she can’t be.

              I really don’t think it’s a coincidence that Amber reacts to yelling at Danny by bursting into tears and running away, boxing her latest infraction as proof that she’s irredeemable shit, but Amazi-Girl feels completely vindicated in tearing him down for not following the rules she didn’t bother to explain.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          June 21, 2016 at 9:40 am | #

          Very much so! Unfortunately I have a suspicion that AG intentionally kept AG/Amber up all night fighting crime in order to try and prevent a switch over happening back to Amber. Which means she might be in an even worse state than yesterday.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            June 21, 2016 at 10:11 am | #

            Yeah, I’m really convinced that this is where things are going to start going for Amber. That Amazi-Girl must be in control because she’s the good one, people like her, she can’t make mistakes, and it’s okay for her to be angry, and as time goes on she’s going to try and box Amber out more and more for “her own good.”

            • StClair
              StClair
              June 21, 2016 at 1:33 pm | #

              “You don’t want to be Amber, anyway. She’s terrible. She’s weak. You never wanted to be that. You wanted to be me. So just be me, all the time. Awesome, and righteous, and immune to criticism.”

              “… okay.”

              • Spencer
                Spencer
                June 21, 2016 at 1:51 pm | #

                Well, hey, she’s right.

                Amazi-Girl is who Danny wanted over Amber at the beginning.

                Amazi-Girl didn’t stab Sal.

                Amazi-Girl didn’t lose control and hospitalize Blaine.

                Amazi-Girl is who Dorothy believes in as a symbol and an icon.

                Amazi-Girl is the one the girls’ dorm fangirls over.

                Amazi-Girl rescued Becky while Amber wanted to stop on account of crashing into a windshield and almost dying.

                Amazi-Girl channels Amber’s rage into something productive and helpful.

                It’s really obvious to us why Amber needs to stop being Amazi-Girl and get therapy, but so far Amber has been completely vindicated in her actions. She doesn’t have a reason why she needs to stop, and even something as significant as Danny begging her to give it up just causes her to double down on her narrative.

            • Cerberus
              Cerberus
              June 21, 2016 at 4:31 pm | #

              It’s the inherent danger in talking up a particular alter as the avatar of everything good and positive in your self. It creates a smokescreen that hides all their awful elements and convinces the whole to cede far more control and power to that alter than ever should be given.

              AG/Amber has gotten the wake-up call, but it might be a while before Amber fully believes it, because it seems that AG’s doing the same emotional abuse* thing to Amber that my “good” alter did to her fellow alters.

              *Specifically speaking down to, demanding control of, calling uncontrolled and dangerous, and playing up herself as the thing that everyone loves by actively preventing the others from enjoying the positive stuff.

  47. Dean
    Dean
    June 21, 2016 at 1:22 am | #

    In panel 4, Rachel is clearly saying her line in a singsong schoolyard style. I admit no other possibility.

  48. Spaz
    Spaz
    June 21, 2016 at 1:23 am | #

    Oh. she’s wearing jean shorts.

    For a minute there, it looked like she was wearing no pants.

    Which, I mean, is a good thing too.

    As one of my heroes, Keisuke Onigashira, from Shimoneta: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes does not exist once said:

    “Free the d***! Free the p****! Free the a******! To all the dirty jokes in this world, waiting to be spoken….FREEDOM!!!” And then he threw a bunch of condoms in the air before being arrested for sexual terorrism.

    True story.

    Really inspiring dude.

    https://res.cloudinary.com/the-news-hub/image/upload/q_60,f_auto/v1436952250/ndf4jtlbdzbtlvj6rden.jpg

  49. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    June 21, 2016 at 1:54 am | #

    Not commenting on the comic, but it amuses me that, due to the fact that the tags sort alphabetically, Other Rachel always lists before Rachel.

    • Dana
      Dana
      June 21, 2016 at 4:51 am | #

      I noticed that too. 🙂

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      June 21, 2016 at 1:01 pm | #

      Maybe Willis can change the tag for ‘Other Rachel’ to ‘Second Rachel’; that would then alphabetically as ‘Rachel’ and ‘Second Rachel’.  And if he decided to included a ‘Third Rachel’, this person would then automatically sort third.

      Either that or change ‘Rachel’ to ‘Original Rachel’ — same thing; ‘Original Rachel’ would come before ‘Other Rachel’ (and ‘Third Rachel’ would still be third in the list).

  50. Spencer
    Spencer
    June 21, 2016 at 2:02 am | #

    I am okay with the idea of Carla being Ruth’s servant.

    Then Billie gets into a fight because only she is allowed to be Ruth’s sub.

    • Apostate
      Apostate
      June 21, 2016 at 7:20 am | #

      Stop putting ideas in my brain that I actually kinda like =P

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      June 21, 2016 at 9:41 am | #

      Carla’s posture is very service oriented submissive in that panel…

      • StClair
        StClair
        June 21, 2016 at 1:36 pm | #

        Fanart of Carla looking sweet or very uncomfortable in a maid outfit in 3, 2, …

      • Apostate
        Apostate
        June 21, 2016 at 11:38 pm | #

        …Yup. Definitely gonna look into accelerating the timeline on my next time together with my dom. Friggin’ long distance relationships.

      • Apostate
        Apostate
        June 22, 2016 at 2:08 am | #

        Hell, I’ve been in that pose countless times, I don’t know why I didn’t see it until you mentioned it.

  51. Rycan
    Rycan
    June 21, 2016 at 2:05 am | #

    In the back of her mind, Carla knew that being nice had always been a bad idea.

  52. BenRG
    BenRG
    June 21, 2016 at 2:17 am | #

    This is the moment when Carla learns that other people inevitably suck, especially when you’re trying to do the right thing.

    • StClair
      StClair
      June 21, 2016 at 1:35 pm | #

      I’m sure she had that moment a while back.

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      June 21, 2016 at 3:04 pm | #

      She learned that long ago; she’s just being reminded.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      June 21, 2016 at 4:42 pm | #

      She’s already learned that.

      I think right now, she’s also learning that as much as she wishes it were not true, she likes people too much to not be able to completely turn her back on humanity and be the misanthropic punk who doesn’t give a fuck about the world.

      Which is I think is a very common Stage 2 of learning to deal with a world that sucks on a lot of your identities at once.

  53. nothri
    nothri
    June 21, 2016 at 4:08 am | #

    Its okay, everyone. I can already see what kind of problems might arise from this misunderstanding, and I have already devised a solution that solves everything.

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneTrueThreesome

  54. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    June 21, 2016 at 4:17 am | #

    Oh Carla, you big softy!

    (P,S. You forgot the maple syrup)

    • Dean
      Dean
      June 21, 2016 at 5:01 am | #

      On bacon and eggs?!

      • DSL
        DSL
        June 21, 2016 at 7:06 am | #

        Ruth’s Canadian. Maple syrup goes on whatever brown gravy doesn’t.

      • Willoughby Chase
        Willoughby Chase
        June 21, 2016 at 7:50 am | #

        I’m hoping there’s a pancake there as well.

  55. Kamenhero25
    Kamenhero25
    June 21, 2016 at 4:39 am | #

    So ‘do whatever you want’ turned in to bringing Ruth breakfast when Ruth wouldn’t respond or come out. That really sweet actually.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 21, 2016 at 5:02 am | #

      NO IT’S NOT, IT’S COOL AND TOUGH AND INDEPENDENT AND… and… Ruth’s OK, right? NOT THAT SHE CARES OR ANYTHING

      • StClair
        StClair
        June 21, 2016 at 1:37 pm | #

        Of course not. 🙂

      • Apostate
        Apostate
        June 22, 2016 at 2:10 am | #

        This is a Carla, the most Tsundere of residents.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      June 21, 2016 at 5:29 am | #

      I think that Carla is as worried about Ruth as I am. I suspect that this arc may climax with Carla, Sal and Billie having a mutual panic attack and knocking down Ruth’s door to ‘rescue’ her (yes, I’m expecting her to be sleeping deeply and be understandably annoyed at said rescue).

  56. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    June 21, 2016 at 5:19 am | #

    It’s probably just the way it’s drawn, but I can’t help but think that Carla’s not wearing any pants in this strip. XD

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      June 21, 2016 at 4:47 pm | #

      She’s fearless as fuck with regards to her presentation and part of that is regularly wearing short shorts which is something that takes some confidence of steel to wear as a trans woman*.

      Which is a large part of why she is simply amazing!

      *Not just because of culturally-imposed fears of “passing” but how short shorts are treated culturally by some terrible forms of men as signals that a person is sexually coming on to them and how these same terrible forms of men tend to react very violently to trans women who they perceive as “trying to attract them”.

      • Apostate
        Apostate
        June 22, 2016 at 2:11 am | #

        Piping in to confirm that short shorts are absolutely terrifying in my experience, yeah. Also everything you said is absolutely accurate, never ever again. Not for me at least.

  57. m-no
    m-no
    June 21, 2016 at 6:55 am | #

    No good deed goes unshipped is the truest thing I’ve ever heard.

  58. Lordess of Madness
    Lordess of Madness
    June 21, 2016 at 7:10 am | #

    Or Carla is making an investment in keeping her femurs

  59. DSL
    DSL
    June 21, 2016 at 7:10 am | #

    Kind of interesting to me that Carla’s graduated from “the strange girl who has her room all to herself” to someone who can be teased. This is social progress of a sort if the teasers realize and respect boundaries.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 21, 2016 at 7:48 am | #

      I got the impression that it was mostly Joyce who thought about her like that.

      She and Rachel seem to have some sort of banter during the DingDong arc, at least
      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/04-the-whiteboard-dong-bandit/suspects/

  60. AndroidDreams
    AndroidDreams
    June 21, 2016 at 7:22 am | #

    I think the main thing is we’ve realised the rest of the girls dont mind lesbians. Like whats mary got on ruth now?

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      June 21, 2016 at 7:31 am | #

      Ruth is bi.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 21, 2016 at 8:06 am | #

      An administration which draws a hard line on both evidence of alcohol abuse and evidence of RAs sleeping with people they’re assigned as RA’s for.

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        June 21, 2016 at 1:10 pm | #

        A certain redheaded teacher may indicate the only people who would get fired in such an event are those no one likes. Which, again, I suppose means Ruth is screwed. I would be more sympathetic if not for the physical violence she threatens against students.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      June 21, 2016 at 8:28 am | #

      The issue has never been ‘banging a girl’ for anyone but Mary (the fact that nobody on the floor except Mary and early Joyce had anything against girls loving girls was pretty clear early on), it’s been ‘banging one of the students she’s responsible for’, which is against the rules (and likely only concerns the administrators, not the rest of the floor).

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        June 21, 2016 at 1:10 pm | #

        I’m not sure that’s such a huge issue by itself as colleges often run into serious issues when they try to regulate consensual relationships.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      June 21, 2016 at 4:56 pm | #

      The technical rule she’s got her on is the illegal relationship with Billie. But the more critical thing she’s got on her is the fear she might report on her and thus prompt an investigation.

      As Ruth is a recovering alcoholic and prone into falling into substance abuse when she gets depressed (and she’s always depressed), regularly fails duties because of her depression, relies mostly on a system of not making trouble downstairs, and can’t rely on her support network, because it’s one thing to have a rumor of a fraternization with a charge and another to be literally sharing a room with them.

      Also, while this may not reach legal consequences as Charles notes, it would likely still result in her being terminated from the position and denied the funds and free housing that come with it, which would put her in a worse position with whoever the abusive man on the phone with her that one time was.

      And you’re right that the rest of the floor does not have many negative feelings about queer issues. A large portion of the floor are queer women (Mandy, Grace, Billie, Ruth, Carla, Sierra, Agatha?, Dina) or personally know and platonically love a queer person (Joyce, Sal, Amber, Roz? (depends on if she actually likes her sister at the end of the day or not, politics not withstanding)).

      That part is just Mary’s crusade and likely to blow up in her face if she tries to push that angle.

  61. DredGraves
    DredGraves
    June 21, 2016 at 7:38 am | #

    Carla looks so adorable in this one. Love her outfit

  62. podian
    podian
    June 21, 2016 at 7:43 am | #

    Willis. Don’t.

    • DRA2840
      DRA2840
      June 21, 2016 at 9:25 am | #

      I agree. Please don’t. That’s… plain cruel. She’s my favorite.

  63. Falling Star
    Falling Star
    June 21, 2016 at 8:48 am | #

    Irony can be so cringey.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      June 21, 2016 at 10:19 am | #

      What’s ironic about Other Rachel gleefully noting that the only way someone could have any kind of affection for Ruth is if they had stockholm syndrome?

  64. Tomas
    Tomas
    June 21, 2016 at 10:09 am | #

    That’s such a motherly thing she’s doing. If Ruth is an orphan maybe Carla could adopt her, and get Ruth out from under that unseen jerk who was mean to her on the phone.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      June 21, 2016 at 10:17 am | #

      Billie is offended at the idea that some other rich girl could take her place.

  65. Jake
    Jake
    June 21, 2016 at 10:37 am | #

    do these girls think they’re in middle school or something?

    • Cacturne
      Cacturne
      June 21, 2016 at 3:39 pm | #

      As long as nothing stems from this misunderstanding, I’m ok with it.
      If something happens because of this rumor, I’ll be mad

      • I Eat Cheese
        I Eat Cheese
        June 21, 2016 at 5:33 pm | #

        have You read this comic

        of course something is going to happen

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 21, 2016 at 4:22 pm | #

      Billie is sad because she can’t join in with the middle school teasing.

    • Palamdrone
      Palamdrone
      June 21, 2016 at 9:36 pm | #

      My 40 years of experience tells me people never out grow the way they were in high school.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        June 21, 2016 at 11:40 pm | #

        That’s possibly the scariest thing I ever heard.

      • Lovely Monsters
        Lovely Monsters
        June 22, 2016 at 6:03 pm | #

        I’ve only been out of high school 17 years now, but so far it seems like everyone just becomes the most mediocre parts of themselves.

  66. Sam
    Sam
    June 21, 2016 at 6:56 pm | #

    Hahahaha….this is a hilarious turn of events.

  67. waelcyrige
    waelcyrige
    June 21, 2016 at 8:58 pm | #

    Carla. Sinnamon roll. Best. Fave.

    • welcrye
      welcrye
      June 21, 2016 at 8:59 pm | #

      Also apparently I borked the name and therefore gravatar. Go me

      • welcrye
        welcrye
        June 21, 2016 at 9:00 pm | #

        o god how does this work help

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          June 21, 2016 at 9:16 pm | #

          Gravatar goes by the email address you enter, not the name.

          • Slartibeast Button, BIA
            Slartibeast Button, BIA
            June 21, 2016 at 9:19 pm | #

            Or maybe not.

          • welcrye
            welcrye
            June 24, 2016 at 1:24 pm | #

            That doesn’t seem to change anything?

            • welcrye
              welcrye
              June 24, 2016 at 1:25 pm | #

              nope wait there it goes

              Apparently there was a rating issue.

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          June 21, 2016 at 9:17 pm | #

          same name, different email

          • DRA2840
            DRA2840
            June 21, 2016 at 11:20 pm | #

            Gravatar uses the MD5 hash of the lowercase e-mail to find your image (web dev here). You probably have both addresses in your account.

        • foobar Slartibeast Button, BIA
          foobar Slartibeast Button, BIA
          June 21, 2016 at 9:19 pm | #

          I changed the email and it went into moderation with a different avatar. This is my original email but with the name changed.

  68. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    June 21, 2016 at 11:53 pm | #

    Sweet! My cishet male determination of who the two hottest males in the comic were came in one-two! Wait until I tell the LGBTQI group at church.

    • trlkly
      trlkly
      June 22, 2016 at 4:39 am | #

      Anyone else see that word and think sis-SHAY instead of cis-het?

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