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Dispel

by David M Willis on September 17, 2016 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Glower Vacuum
└ Tags: amazi-girl, congressional aide, riley, robin, roz, sal

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 17, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    “anyway mine is ah flip-phone”

    “WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING”

    “’cause then ah don’t give a shit if some asshole runs off with it”

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      September 17, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

      yeah, I was just thinking about how SP!Robin met Amber like very first thing?

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        September 17, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

        And Robin instantly got her first girl!crush on her.

        If that happens again, the superhero suit will definitely be a factor.

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          September 17, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

          Well, if Leslie gets a supersuit it might have a chest window.

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            September 17, 2016 at 12:38 am | #

            If Leslie got anything with a chest window, there would be people calling it a super suit.

            • Disloyal Subject
              Disloyal Subject
              September 17, 2016 at 12:43 am | #

              If Robin turns her down, she can always rebound at Daisy.

              • DoubleW
                DoubleW
                September 17, 2016 at 1:09 am | #

                But Daisy’s fate is to never get laid. They’d probably slip past one another in the crowd, almost touching and forever alone.

                • Leorale
                  Leorale
                  September 17, 2016 at 1:15 am | #

                  Two ships passing, for a moment, in the darkness
                  One going to
                  One coming from
                  AMERICA

    • -Sentinel-
      -Sentinel-
      September 17, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      “also, ah blew all my money on my bike”

      (not sure how she bought that bike in the first place)

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        September 17, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

        She walked in, they realized how badass she’d be on it, and they gave her a discount.

        Wait, this isn’t an anime… I guess she just blew all her money on it then.

        • ety
          ety
          September 17, 2016 at 4:00 am | #

          Nah, she called her overseas parents and they said it’d be just fine for her to get an advance on her allowance to buy a motorcycle.

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        September 17, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

        Maybe she worked part-time? I’m sure there are ways to do that at boarding school even through legitimate channels for people who don’t do things like leave by the windows at night.

        • ety
          ety
          September 17, 2016 at 12:43 am | #

          I could have sworn somewhere she said she worked part-time jobs to pay for it, but I’ve yet to find it in the comics.

          • WaytoomanyUIDs
            WaytoomanyUIDs
            September 17, 2016 at 4:32 am | #

            IIRC correctly it was in one of the arguments she had with Walky about their parents

      • welcrye
        welcrye
        September 17, 2016 at 4:10 pm | #

        You can get motorcycles in good working order for like $1000 on craiglist. The more pressing question is why don’t more people have motorcycles?

        • Inspector Hound
          Inspector Hound
          September 18, 2016 at 10:32 am | #

          Because they’re not bicycles.

          Why ruin a perfectly good bicycle by stuffing it with engine parts?

    • darkoneko
      darkoneko
      September 17, 2016 at 3:13 am | #

      “do I look like my mom would buy me anything fancy ? You wanna see some high tech phone, you go check mah brother.”

    • Aeron
      Aeron
      September 17, 2016 at 3:47 am | #

      Because Seven-Eleven is the only place that will still sell me a phone.

    • Tan
      Tan
      September 17, 2016 at 8:35 am | #

      I like my flip phone. I will always like my flip phone and I do not care how ubiquitous the joke of them being old and outdated gets.

      • Sunny
        Sunny
        September 17, 2016 at 12:35 pm | #

        I’m still using my Nokia 3310…

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        September 18, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

        Pretty much the only reason I stopped using any phone was I hated the old service (Virgin kept sending “your account is expiring” alerts at THREE IN THE MORNING and waking me up b/c I didn’t want to mute my phone in the event of an emergency >=|

        well, besides removing myself from my ex’s plan, I didn’t need to pay $50/month when I don’t talk to anyone and can get by on $20/90 days

  2. miados
    miados
    September 17, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    no capes!

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      September 17, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

      Capes are overrated anyway.

      • TheAnonymousGuy
        TheAnonymousGuy
        September 17, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

        you ever hear the theory that the government hired sinestro to kill the supers and that when edna found out she designed his costume wit a cape intending it cause his downfall due to their history of danger.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          September 17, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

          I was gonna point out that you mean Syndrome, but a Green Lantern / Star Trek crossover with Sinestro exists, so I see no reason he shouldn’t meet the Incredibles.

          That would actually be awesome.

          • TheAnonymousGuy
            TheAnonymousGuy
            September 17, 2016 at 12:58 am | #

            did I really do that. I must have DC on the brain

            • Fart Captor
              Fart Captor
              September 17, 2016 at 1:04 am | #

              You should get that checked out. It can lead to excessive brooding and difficulty seeing color

              • Doctor_Who
                Doctor_Who
                September 17, 2016 at 1:36 am | #

                Has the world gone gray?
                Do you no longer possess the capacity for joy?
                Is your mother named Martha?

                These symptoms and others may be signs of Snyderism, a condition that affects up to 50% of comic based cinematic universes.

                Ask your Doctor* about DiniTimm, and bring a little color back into your life.

                Side effects may include undergoing negatively received changes in appearance after three seasons, periodically hallucinating the sky as red, and inability to distinguish the facial features of women.

                * 4 out of 5 Doctors recommend DiniTimm (Fate, Occult, Mid-Nite, and Thirteen). Doctor Light recommended Viagra instead.

                • LookingIn
                  LookingIn
                  September 17, 2016 at 1:40 am | #

                  Which Dr. Light? The inept brain altered one or the total bongo who is actually a good mother?

                • TheAnonymousGuy
                  TheAnonymousGuy
                  September 17, 2016 at 1:43 am | #

                  Thanks doc, but I tend to do the alternative AT4W with supervision by linkara himself, it actually works wonders.

                • miados
                  miados
                  September 17, 2016 at 3:04 am | #

                  so if we eliminate every martha from the world how many new heros will we create?

                • HMRC4EVR
                  HMRC4EVR
                  September 17, 2016 at 12:20 pm | #

                  I’ve heard Zinthos, from the makers of Azaraith and Metrion, does wonders for the condition. Trouble is everything is tinted in a blue haze for a while.

              • Historyman68
                Historyman68
                September 17, 2016 at 2:29 am | #

                Also, arm falling off.

              • Roborat
                Roborat
                September 19, 2016 at 2:49 pm | #

                And strange changes to your voice.

        • legobil
          legobil
          September 19, 2016 at 10:45 am | #

          Not Sinestro, its Syndrome! Know your The Invincibles! 🙂

          • legobil
            legobil
            September 19, 2016 at 10:46 am | #

            Nevermiiind 😛 I’m blind apparently…

    • Dean
      Dean
      September 17, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

      We’ll never be free of that line, will we?

      • Haven
        Haven
        September 17, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

        We can only hope, someday.

        • trlkly
          trlkly
          September 17, 2016 at 12:42 am | #

          If the power of Willis compels it, it can be removed.

          From here, at least.

          • DoubleW
            DoubleW
            September 17, 2016 at 1:11 am | #

            Humbly requesting that ‘capes’ be replaced with ‘crepes’

            • miados
              miados
              September 17, 2016 at 3:05 am | #

              what flavoring?

              • LazarusLong
                LazarusLong
                September 17, 2016 at 12:47 pm | #

                Nutella of course.

              • Makkabee
                Makkabee
                September 17, 2016 at 1:25 pm | #

                Lingonberry.

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        September 17, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

        Not even by the grim darkness of the 41st millenium when the stars echo with the laughter of thirsting gods.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        September 17, 2016 at 12:39 am | #

        Nope. It will forever drag us down like a cape tied firmly around our necks.

        *cue recursion in 3… 2…*

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          September 17, 2016 at 12:44 am | #

          N-no- No-
          Not gonna say it.

          • MatthewTheLucky
            MatthewTheLucky
            September 17, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

            No. Friggin. Capes.

            • Slartibeast Button, BIA
              Slartibeast Button, BIA
              September 17, 2016 at 12:55 am | #

              That is not what capes are for.

              • MatthewTheLucky
                MatthewTheLucky
                September 17, 2016 at 2:31 am | #

                Well, that’s why we don’t allow it.

              • miados
                miados
                September 17, 2016 at 3:06 am | #

                capes were used as a movement device within comics. with the characters not moving on the paper the medium utilized capes as a way of indicating movement. The direction of the cape allowed the reader to know what direction the character was moving more easily and it become, at least in some ways, iconic of supers after.

                • Willoughby Chase
                  Willoughby Chase
                  September 17, 2016 at 5:23 pm | #

                  Also it might give the impression of speed? Of Otherness?

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  September 19, 2016 at 2:51 pm | #

                  Probably also came in handy if they ran across a loose bull while they were patrolling.

  3. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    September 17, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Yay Riley. That’s enough of her for a while.

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      September 17, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      We’ll see her again….in a couple of years.

      • LookingIn
        LookingIn
        September 17, 2016 at 1:41 am | #

        but it’s been almost three years already, surely she deserves another cameo before we see her in 2019?

  4. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    September 17, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Mike Check!

    • Wheelpath
      Wheelpath
      September 17, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      Not here =(

  5. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    September 17, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Man, Roz’s lil sister has NO IDEA what she just missed.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      September 17, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

      “You make me come to your stupid boring rally and then you let me sleep through the SUPER HERO CHASE??”

      • Some1
        Some1
        September 17, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

        The good news is she isn’t currently being kidnapped.

        • darkoneko
          darkoneko
          September 17, 2016 at 3:14 am | #

          …yaaay ? 😐

          • Some1
            Some1
            September 17, 2016 at 3:27 am | #

            I mean that in the sense of Ryan could have grabbed her.

            • HMRC4EVR
              HMRC4EVR
              September 17, 2016 at 12:21 pm | #

              He couldn’t have handled her.

              • ety
                ety
                September 17, 2016 at 5:49 pm | #

                It’d be like the Randsom of Red Chief, you think?

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        September 17, 2016 at 4:51 am | #

        COLLEGE IS WASTED ON THE ADULTS!!!!!

    • Thevoiceoftreason
      Thevoiceoftreason
      September 17, 2016 at 12:51 am | #

      If its not a cereal, I doubt she’s interested.

      • Dana
        Dana
        September 17, 2016 at 4:20 am | #

        Amazi-Girl as a cereal mascot. I like it.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          September 17, 2016 at 9:51 am | #

          New Post(R) Amazi-Girl Cereal! With multicolored Condom, Transformer, Grappling Hook, Flip-Phone, and DS marshmallows! We can’t say anything bad about the taste (’cause it’s immune to criticism)!

    • trlkly
      trlkly
      September 17, 2016 at 4:30 am | #

      Kinda fitting, since she had no idea she missed the event that started it all. (And that Joyce was only there because of her.)

  6. gkheyf
    gkheyf
    September 17, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    there, robin was useful

    …sorta

  7. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    September 17, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Nah, Robin, you gotta bring back the sombrero! It was the source of all your power!

    • Dean
      Dean
      September 17, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

      Nah, her supporters will think that the sombrero means she’s pro-immigration.

      • darkoneko
        darkoneko
        September 17, 2016 at 1:13 am | #

        Urrgh.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 17, 2016 at 12:42 am | #

      Cadburry eggs were the source of all her power. …. that and alien abduction and alteration which doesn’t exist in this universe, so best stick with eggs.

      • Mr. Mendo
        Mr. Mendo
        September 17, 2016 at 4:20 am | #

        We should *all* trust the eggs!

      • HMRC4EVR
        HMRC4EVR
        September 17, 2016 at 12:22 pm | #

        I don’t want to live in a reality where Cadburry eggs don’t exist. It’s just not worth it.

  8. Lipke the Articulate
    Lipke the Articulate
    September 17, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    I’ve been having Robin withdrawals ever since finishing Shortpacked!

  9. lia47
    lia47
    September 17, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    alt text made me sad that theyll never be friends

    why couldn’t robin have been the school track coach or something 🙁

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      September 17, 2016 at 1:01 am | #

      Well, who’s to say she’ll win re-election? In just 5 more years when November hits, she might lose the race and we’ll be able to see a lot more of her!

  10. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    September 17, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    the Rubiobot programming is open-source and freely available to other conservative candidates

    • butts
      butts
      September 17, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

      Nah. Little Marco was ripping Robin off, just like Palin.

  11. Kris
    Kris
    September 17, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    It is now official record that Amazi-girl supports congresswoman DeSanto. Remember at the polls a vote for DeSanto is a vote for super heroism!

  12. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    September 17, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Capes and jet engines are a tragedy waiting to happen.

    • Kris
      Kris
      September 17, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

      PSA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68ndaZSKa8

      • ety
        ety
        September 17, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

        “My God you’ve gotten fat.”

        • Carolyn
          Carolyn
          September 17, 2016 at 9:44 am | #

          “This is a hobo suit, darling. You can’t be seen in this. I won’t allow it.”

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      September 17, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

      That would never happen because Robin is just the best at flying. She’s the best. It would be absolutely majestic. Everyone is jealous of how well she flies.

    • Willoughby Chase
      Willoughby Chase
      September 17, 2016 at 5:25 pm | #

      See also revolving doors.

  13. John
    John
    September 17, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    Good news and bad news, Leslie. The good news: Robin just got her first girl-crush. The bad news: It’s not you.

    • Van Dyne
      Van Dyne
      September 17, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      Wouldn’t be the first time.

      • John
        John
        September 17, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

        The twist: This time, it’s Sal.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        September 17, 2016 at 1:16 pm | #

        Yeah, in alternate universes, this order has worked well for her.

  14. Leorale
    Leorale
    September 17, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    Man, it’s even the same congressional aide! Is there no Walkyverse character David Willis won’t reprise?
    (Hooper and Ninja Rick. But still!)

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      September 17, 2016 at 12:15 am | #

      That aide is taking none of her shit.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 17, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

      Also, Guns.

      …. and we haven’t seen Dagon Chesterfield (was that his name?) or that lawyer that went after Semme, or Sydney Yus, or…

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        September 17, 2016 at 2:29 pm | #

        Sydney Yus is showing up in a few months with a rad new haircut.

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      September 17, 2016 at 1:21 pm | #

      Does Willis not like Ninja Rick? I love Ninja Rick. He killed a dude.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        September 17, 2016 at 2:49 pm | #

        Apparently Ninja Rick is based on a real person, so Willis is refraining from including him in this work.

        Let that sink in for a moment. Ninja. Rick.

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          September 17, 2016 at 3:59 pm | #

          So now he hangs out with Tsubasa from Megatokyo?

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          September 19, 2016 at 1:20 am | #

          My head-canon forever is that Ninja Rick is the school therapist that nobody ever visits.

  15. Fart Captor
    Fart Captor
    September 17, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    Damn. I though for sure Ryan would end up running past an open mic, muttering something incriminating as he tried to get into Amber’s phone

  16. Rosicrucian
    Rosicrucian
    September 17, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    So Amazi-Girl is going to track this guy down by dialing her phone and listening for the ring-tone.

    I must imagine Amazi-Girl has a helluva ringtone.

    • DoubleW
      DoubleW
      September 17, 2016 at 1:15 am | #

      Batman theme, natch

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        September 17, 2016 at 2:32 am | #

        66 Batman, or Tim Burton’s BTAS theme?

        Or, maybe the theme from The Batman that The Edge wrote?

    • Carolyn
      Carolyn
      September 17, 2016 at 9:46 am | #

      Or maybe she has a “Find My Phone” app on her phone and is going to use Sal’s to track the signal?

    • HMRC4EVR
      HMRC4EVR
      September 17, 2016 at 12:25 pm | #

      No. She has the best ringtone ever:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764

  17. pjeseb
    pjeseb
    September 17, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

    This strip gives me the impression that “congressional aide” is the real politician, the puppet-master pulling the strings from the shadows, and that Robin is his public face. It explains why he’s the only character whose name isn’t used in the tags.

    Also… “blast?” With language like that, Amber sounds more like a super-villain than a super hero.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      September 17, 2016 at 12:38 am | #

      Villains have more fun and get more catharsis anyway. Just listen to their theme songs!

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        September 17, 2016 at 12:44 am | #

        Nobody knows what it’s like to be the bad man.

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          September 17, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

          OKay I specifically excluded that one from my villainy playlist
          Literally the only villain song that I left out

          Try this one on for size.

  18. Archivist
    Archivist
    September 17, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

    Actually, at the alt text, this feels pretty typical of them.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      September 17, 2016 at 12:41 am | #

      I think the weirdness is in how, other than Amber and Ethan (and Mike, to a lesser extent), basically none of the characters from Shortpacked ever interact with each other.

      • Rosicrucian
        Rosicrucian
        September 17, 2016 at 12:46 am | #

        Though that seems to be a conscious choice on Willis’ part. Everyone’s in new relationship configurations, and we can avoid re-treading old ground.

      • Nono
        Nono
        September 17, 2016 at 12:49 am | #

        Ethan and Jacob, Jacob and Roz, Carla and Malaya…

  19. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    September 17, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

    Robin makes her return during Bisexual Visibility Week… well played.

    • Rosicrucian
      Rosicrucian
      September 17, 2016 at 12:20 am | #

      And in the act of having a girl-crush on Amber.

      Some things do carry over across universes.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      September 17, 2016 at 12:20 am | #

      All families are equal?

    • Kris
      Kris
      September 17, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

      Y’know for a comic done at least three months in advance it has a surprising number of time specific relevant coincidences.

  20. pjeseb
    pjeseb
    September 17, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

    Hot damn… Seventeen contenders on the ballot, and Sal still earns a majority of the votes!

    (I’ve recently discovered the power of HTML and may be going out of my way to look for excuses to use it).

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      September 17, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

      Ī̸͈̙͉͕̏ͮ̐͐́͢͡ͅẗ̷̵̝̳̖̬̟̊̔ͮͪ̾̅̃͛͋ͯ͒ ̶̡̧̤̟̤͓̠̩͉̭̼̣͗ͩͥ̆̄̓͗̉̎̔ͫ̎ͦ̃͠m̵̟͙͔͇ͩ̊̋ȩ͂̔͒̈͐̊̿҉̱̳͙̖̹̘͞ả̷̩͕͈̤͑̀ͮͨ́̔̇̑̉ͧͥ͋̅́͘͜ň̶̳͎͔̥̳͕̱͇̘͖͓̤̰̪͍̋͂̀́ͥ́ͅs̢̻̻͖̫͈̠͕̣̤͈̲͚͇̒ͨ̂͑̓͂̿̉ͥ̀́̚͘ͅ ̢̧̞̲̳̮͎̜͔̹͇̦̲̑͆͐̏ͬͭͭ͒͐̇̈́ͮ̆͒̔͂̃̑n̩͍̭̬̜̩͖̠̏̂̄ͬ͊ͩ͊̂͊͂ͭ̈́ͣ͐̅̇̀͢͜͠o̧ͥ̆ͣ͒͐ͭ̃̀͐̿͐҉̢͙̜̫͚̭̞͎͙͈̤t̖̺͖͉͓̝͍̱̟̟ͬ͂͋ͯ̿ͯ̉̾̇ͦ̉̄͝h̴̉͆͑̽ͬ̄͋ͭ͐ͨ̽͗̅̅ͧ̈́̌̚͏̪͉̻̯̻̖̼̟͈̦̳̪͈̬̦̭̞̣͍͟ḯ̛̉̀̽̉ͫ̿̏̈́̏̀̉ͮ҉͇̗̫̲̬̥̦̼̫͎͓̗͖̖̙̫̻ͅn̛ͥͬ͊͒ͦͨ̌̏͛̃҉̯̫͖͉̙̥͚̗̳g̢̐ͤ̍ͨ̓͆͒͒ͨ͋̈ͪͬ̂͆̽͗̆ͥ҉̮̩̗̟̜̦͘͟ ̸̸̛̦̳͔͎͎̯͇̠̫͇̏͑ͩͭ͋̎̌ͬ̌́͠ͅĭ̸̛͉̱̳̭̺̗͐ͭ͗ͧ̈́͛ͮ͑̒ͯn̴̸̢̧͖̜͈̞͇̟͙̞̖͈̟̩̖̠̠̼͈̙̭ͥ̆ͦ̏͂̓ͮͫ̒ͦ̋̑ͦ̚͢ ͍̞̻͎͓̹̯͔͓͕̬͍͙̺͍̺̘͌ͮ̍ͫ̀́t̶̶̛͎̭͍̣͙̦͙̥͔̹̦̫̘̄́̈́̍ͯͨͤ͋ͦ͋̅ͅh̴̨̞͚̪͉̮̦̝̣͎̬̣̗̺̞͕͉͙̿ͪ̋̄̀̋̒̈͠e̡̫̦̣͙̝͚̰̯̤̬̫̺͈̓̐̂͐͑͛ͯ̿̾̔̕͘͘ ̛̘̰̟̫̬̙̬̎ͨ͐̿͂̊̀ē̸̛̈́̌ͩ̉̾̈̂̚҉̫̞̭̲͇͈̞̥̫n̷̻̙̘̜̘̑ͬ̿̊̇ͮ̓ͣ̆̓́̎ͪͬ̐́͜͠͠d̷͙͈̞̫̖̺̥͈̭͖͈̰ͮ̓̈͐̈̽ͩ̍̌̓͘͢
      (The HTML I mean, Sal is always meaningful)

    • trlkly
      trlkly
      September 17, 2016 at 12:46 am | #

      Don’t blame me. I voted for Dina (because she’s basically the perfect girlfriend), Billie due to being the only cheesecake photo I kept, and Sierra for being randomly hot the last time we saw her.

      Okay, you got me. I just wanted to say who I voted for and why.

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        September 17, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

        Your support of Sierra is appreciated.

      • ety
        ety
        September 17, 2016 at 1:01 am | #

        Hm, I went Carla, Becky, Ruth, this time. Although Ruth’d probably be Marcie if I had voted a little later in the story. Sal’s one of my favorites, regardless, but she’s already at the top…

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        September 17, 2016 at 1:01 am | #

        Dina, Marcie, and Leslie for me.

      • Gamaran Sepudomyn
        Gamaran Sepudomyn
        September 17, 2016 at 3:40 am | #

        Dina, Carla and Billie.

      • Oberon
        Oberon
        September 17, 2016 at 6:25 am | #

        After voting I realized that I voted for the two redheads. Probably because redhead. And natural redheads, if the freckles have anything to say about it. And I think Malaya? She’s drawn hot, so probably Malaya.

        Given that both redheads are lesbians, they were probably not the most wise of choices. From a “would have a chance with if they were not fictional” standpoint. But the poll was to pick the three hottest, so an accurate selection in any event.

        Sal wasn’t an option because she smokes, and I find that very unattractive. I don’t mind the occasional pot use, and I smoke a few cigars per year, but a cigarette is a completely different thing.

        • Oberon
          Oberon
          September 17, 2016 at 6:29 am | #

          Ah, I just noticed that my choices were highlighted. It was indeed Malaya.

      • foamy
        foamy
        September 18, 2016 at 4:44 pm | #

        Don’t blame me, I voted for Sarah!

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 17, 2016 at 2:40 am | #

      I went Joyce, Sierra, and Leslie.

      I did not win the trifecta. Not by a long shot.

      Carla, Becky, Malaya, and Mary I rejected on grounds of obnoxious personality and behavior. (Yes, personality and behavior are part of my sexiness rubric.) Like ANY attempt to gauge how sexy someone is, this is purely the subjective opinion of the speaker (ie, me).

      Sal is almost made the cut. She’s physically pretty damn objectively hot… and her personality has some strong points… but she smokes cigarettes. That puts her at negative-jazillion sexiness points.

      Dina and Amber, personality-wise, are too passive for my tastes. I go for someone who compliments my own passivity, rather than amplifying it.

      Sarah, Ruth and Billie lose me on outlook. Dorothy kinda intimidates me.

      Of the remaining contenders, my preferred body type (yes, okay, I’m shallow, but we’re talking about sexiness, shallowness is expected) is tall and lithe. That rules out Marcie and Roz, and definitely puts Sierra in as a pick, with Leslie as a strong contender in the absence of more lithe people.

      For my third vote, I had left to pick between Joyce and Jocelyne. I went with Joyce because she has a certain fire to her.

    • pjeseb
      pjeseb
      September 17, 2016 at 3:07 am | #

      Notice I said a majority, as in more than half. Not a plurality. I’m not surprised people find Sal hot, I’m just surprised by how much she smashed the competition.

      …although now that I looked at it carefully, it’s become painfully obvious that the total of all the percentages adds up to a lot more than 100%.

      • ety
        ety
        September 17, 2016 at 3:44 am | #

        Percentage of voters who voted for her. It threw me for a loop at first too. Every voter gets 3 votes though.

        • ety
          ety
          September 17, 2016 at 4:26 am | #

          also note that everyone who votes for her also has to vote for two people who are not her.

          Honestly, at this point even I don’t really know what I’m doing with the emphasis.

        • trlkly
          trlkly
          September 17, 2016 at 4:37 am | #

          So it should add up to 300%. So divide everything by 3.

          Also, I’m gonna tag in this post that I forgot to mention why I kept Billie: she looked the most real. I kept Joyce, too, but that’s not really a cheesecake pic.

          Basically, I went one personality, one purely physical, and one that’s both.

          • ety
            ety
            September 17, 2016 at 5:54 pm | #

            Or apparently 253% and 14,529 votes with 5,740 voters… do you have to pick three?

    • Freckles
      Freckles
      September 17, 2016 at 3:13 am | #

      I went Sal, Becky and Marcie (Hot dang)

  21. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    September 17, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

    Riley! Wait why is she here anyway at such a late hour? Does Robin have custody of her?

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      September 17, 2016 at 12:15 am | #

      Cereal bribery.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      September 17, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

      She was having trouble sleeping?

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        September 17, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

        So she went to a late-night political rally. Yep, I’d probably sleep like a log, too.

    • Norah
      Norah
      September 17, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

      I wonder if it’s something like the way Palin would have her family at the debates, even the little kids, and some of those debates would run until almost midnight in the time zone they were in.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        September 17, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

        It’s certainly that. All about the political show. Just like her studied, intentional unintelligibility.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          September 17, 2016 at 12:51 am | #

          Yup. We can see here that this is clearly staged.

          ….

          *absconds*

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        September 17, 2016 at 1:20 pm | #

        Gotta show those “family values” upfront and center even if it means treating your actual family like political props whose comfort and well-being always come second to the needs of the campaign.

  22. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    September 17, 2016 at 12:15 am | #

    And thus began the legend of The Phantom of the Rally.

  23. pjeseb
    pjeseb
    September 17, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

    The alt-text made me realize something: none of the LGBT characters are in Leslie’s gender studies class.

    …except for Leslie. Obviously.

    • Drs
      Drs
      September 17, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

      Is Roz not bisexual?

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        September 17, 2016 at 12:33 am | #

        I’m fairly certain she isn’t. We’ve only heard of her exploits with menfolk this far, I believe.

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        September 17, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

        Roz is straight. She said so explicitly when she threatened to make out with other girls to get out of being dragged to the rally

        • Dana
          Dana
          September 17, 2016 at 4:28 am | #

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/06-yesterday-was-thursday/out/

          • Slartibeast Button, BIA
            Slartibeast Button, BIA
            September 17, 2016 at 3:32 pm | #

            Why didn’t she make the same threat for today? Because she doesn’t want Riley left alone with Robin?

            • Fart Captor
              Fart Captor
              September 17, 2016 at 3:48 pm | #

              Robin must have called her bluff. Or just sat on her ’til she have in

              • Slartibeast Button, BIA
                Slartibeast Button, BIA
                September 17, 2016 at 4:02 pm | #

                Gives Leslie an excuse. “I didn’t come here for the politics, I just wanted to see Roz smooching girls!”

                Daisy, of course, will miss seeing it because she is cursed by the goddesses.

      • Sam
        Sam
        September 17, 2016 at 7:14 am | #

        She is not, she is very much straight – she would kiss girls to get out of doing stuff for Robin but she only seems interested in guys romantically and sexually.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      September 17, 2016 at 1:28 pm | #

      Huh, yeah, that is true.

  24. Marvelman
    Marvelman
    September 17, 2016 at 12:20 am | #

    Why did I get a Trump ad when I loaded this page?

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      September 17, 2016 at 12:31 am | #

      Cash money.
      It’s one of the two things the toupee and its host have going for them.

      • Jon Rich
        Jon Rich
        September 17, 2016 at 11:20 am | #

        What’s the other? 100% name recognition right from the start? Or the fact that Trump’s one genuine talent is showmanship, and his second genuine talent is manipulating the press?

        Not in a conspiracy-theory way. More that he’s figured out that by spamming ludicrous statement after ludicrous statement, he’s basically dodging the fact-checkers by spamming them—the whole bit about a lie getting halfway around the world before the truth even gets its pants on.

        • Willoughby Chase
          Willoughby Chase
          September 17, 2016 at 5:20 pm | #

          My theory is that the media have spent the last 30 years transforming themselves into infotainment bodies.

          They cannot begin to ask the right questions of Trump, because the candidates have previously come pre-packaged to be sensible and not lie so outrageously.

          The last time someone asked anyone asked any hard questions of a candidate was Katie Couric of Palin. Katie Couric is now Yahoo Global News Anchor.

          Even then, Palin forgot to lie so I’m unsure what Couric would do faced with Trump.

    • Tjikicew
      Tjikicew
      September 17, 2016 at 10:37 am | #

      http://trumpvsscience.com/
      Just throw some science at him.

  25. Megatron
    Megatron
    September 17, 2016 at 12:20 am | #

    Real leaders don’t need teleprompter.

    • SgtWadeyWilson
      SgtWadeyWilson
      September 17, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

      Nope, they just need the previous leader to die or change sides. Also the ability to change into a sweet fighter jet.

      • inqntrol
        inqntrol
        September 17, 2016 at 12:32 am | #

        I thought they only need good lackeys that won’t try to backstab them.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          September 17, 2016 at 12:37 am | #

          But then are they truly lackeys?

          • Slartibeast Button, BIA
            Slartibeast Button, BIA
            September 17, 2016 at 12:41 am | #

            Yes. They are wearing DeSanto livery. If they were wearing jumpsuits they would be minions. Henchmen wear sweaters and knitted caps.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      September 17, 2016 at 1:00 am | #

      #DeSantoReadsManilyRemembers?

    • Cybersnark
      Cybersnark
      September 17, 2016 at 12:20 pm | #

      You’re telling me Soundwave doesn’t scroll speeches on his chest?

  26. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    September 17, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

    Wasnt this supposed to be a midnight assembly?

    did they push it to dawn?

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      September 17, 2016 at 12:30 am | #

      No, it’s midnight. The lighting is from a spotlight pointed at the stage.

  27. Disloyal Subject
    Disloyal Subject
    September 17, 2016 at 12:30 am | #

    Hm. Have Roz and Sal met? Will Roz recognize Sal on sight later? Will they have solidarity in three-letter names? Only time will tell.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      September 17, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

      The tags say the only time they have been together in the main strip is once for a floor meeting. So they might know each other by sight, but not necessarily more than that.

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/other-guys/

      (They won’t have chatted in the elevator because Sal doesn’t do elevators.)

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        September 17, 2016 at 12:50 am | #

        She doesn’t really do chat either.

      • John
        John
        September 17, 2016 at 1:27 am | #

        Sure she does. (Her roommate agreement forbids her usual method of leaving buildings.)

        • vlademir1
          vlademir1
          September 17, 2016 at 1:43 am | #

          Pretty sure it technically forbids her from entering and exiting their room in such a manner, not the dorm nor other buildings as a whole. She could make use of Joyce’s and Sarah’s window for example, then enter her and Billie’s room via the shared bathroom.

          • ety
            ety
            September 17, 2016 at 3:53 am | #

            “you are no longer allowed to leave our room through the shared bath.”

  28. Griffin
    Griffin
    September 17, 2016 at 12:32 am | #

    Seeing Robin in DoA again after reading a bunch of shortpacked is….odd…

  29. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    September 17, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

    …

    *twitch*

    …..

    DISPENSE! It’s “dispense with the fiction”. … or maybe “dispel the fiction”. But not “dispel with the fiction”.

    ….. actually, you can dispel a few things with fiction, but it’s clear from the context….

    …

    *TWITCHTWITCHTWITCH*

    • SgtWadeyWilson
      SgtWadeyWilson
      September 17, 2016 at 12:44 am | #

      Or maybe it’s: “dispense some fanfiction.” Hence Amber showing up.

      Dispel the fanfiction, on the other hand, is an impossible feat.

    • Rosicrucian
      Rosicrucian
      September 17, 2016 at 12:45 am | #

      Bear in mind that Robin’s political career has generally been as a Sarah Palin-esque word salad wielder.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      September 17, 2016 at 12:49 am | #

      The fact that it’s a grammatical and lexical abomination is clearly deliberate. Robin’s going for the faux-folksy thing so many politicians have been running with these past couple decades.

      It’s more an unsuccessful ‘I’m uneducated and not too bright’ impression, than the ‘I’m down to earth, not an elitist’ intent, but…

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        September 17, 2016 at 12:51 am | #

        (Ironically, if she just talked like herself, she’d look less dumb, but it would seem more affected.)

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        September 17, 2016 at 12:53 am | #

        I think there’s also a lot of “I’m tryin’ real hard to not use the word ‘ass’ a lot”

    • trlkly
      trlkly
      September 17, 2016 at 12:49 am | #

      Also bear in mind that everything else in that rendition was all folksy sounding.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 17, 2016 at 2:20 am | #

      Yes, I know it’s an affectation. THAT DOESN’T STOP IT FROM GETTING ON MY NERVES ARRRRRRGH!

    • nobodybasically
      nobodybasically
      September 17, 2016 at 7:06 am | #

      To anyone that doesn’t get the reference, it’s a near direct quote from Marco Rubio during one of the Republican primary debates for this year’s U.S. presidential election.

      Just replace “Dex Manley” with “Barack Obama” and you get a rehearsed statement Rubio repeated word-for-word at least three times in the same debate.

      • Jon Rich
        Jon Rich
        September 17, 2016 at 11:24 am | #

        ^This. I laughed when I saw the reference. Good one, Willis!

      • Mara
        Mara
        September 17, 2016 at 4:13 pm | #

        Thanks!
        I was wondering what had gotten into Robin.
        (As a European, I get only some of the allusions to US politics.)

      • DSL
        DSL
        September 17, 2016 at 6:49 pm | #

        Rubio’s repeitiveness reminded me of a ride operator at an amusement park as the coaster cars came back for the umpteenth time that day. I started to imagine I heard a “click” at the beginning and end of each of his statements.

        • DSL
          DSL
          September 17, 2016 at 6:50 pm | #

          *repetitiveness.

  30. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    September 17, 2016 at 12:45 am | #

    So, who was Robin thinking about emulating by wearing a cape, a supervillain, or Rick Wakeman?

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      September 17, 2016 at 1:09 am | #

      Perhaps Ralph Hinkley?

  31. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    September 17, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

    It is weird to think that they operate in completely different spheres now.

  32. trlkly
    trlkly
    September 17, 2016 at 12:50 am | #

    The title text describes why I had trouble getting into Shortpacked. I was expecting the same relationships from here.

  33. Joe Archer
    Joe Archer
    September 17, 2016 at 1:01 am | #

    I wonder which of the two vigilantes drew the spotlight from Robin (literally – the spotlight chased Sal and AG, leaving Robin in the Dark)

    • ety
      ety
      September 17, 2016 at 1:17 am | #

      It sure looks like it’s centered on Sal.

  34. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    September 17, 2016 at 1:10 am | #

    You can run from Mama’rcie but you can’t hide, Sal.

  35. BenRG
    BenRG
    September 17, 2016 at 2:04 am | #

    Poor Robin! Like her Walkyverse counterpart, it appears that she is an innocent abroad, ill-prepared and ill-suited for the rigours of adult life! She also clearly also has a deep-seated need to be a hero (or at least look like one).

  36. KSClaw
    KSClaw
    September 17, 2016 at 2:45 am | #

    That is the voice of a congressional aide, who is tired and just wants to go home at this point.

    • ety
      ety
      September 17, 2016 at 3:56 am | #

      I’m a little surprised he’s not phased at all by Sal and AG running through.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        September 17, 2016 at 11:13 am | #

        Compared to the stuff that goes down on The Hill, a pair of costumed vigilantes crashing a rehearsal read-through is pretty mainstream and forgettable.

        • Fart Captor
          Fart Captor
          September 17, 2016 at 12:48 pm | #

          Also, he works for Robin

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          September 17, 2016 at 10:43 pm | #

          I think I may need to start watching C-Span more if ‘Costumed vigilantes crashing a rehearsal read-through’ is normal.

  37. maxyai
    maxyai
    September 17, 2016 at 3:57 am | #

    Riley! When are we going to have another story arc with her? I demand more! MORE I SAY!

  38. Keulan
    Keulan
    September 17, 2016 at 4:14 am | #

    I didn’t expect Sal and Amazi-Girl to run into Robin there, even though this is Robin’s political rally. And yeah, it is kinda weird that this is the first time Amber (sort-of because she’s in her Amazi-Girl persona) meets Robin in DoA.

  39. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 17, 2016 at 4:43 am | #

    Awwwwww, Roz takes care of the sleeping Riley. Nice little sibling moment.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      September 17, 2016 at 9:39 am | #

      Well, horrible monsters like those DeSantos have to care for each other, right? No one else does.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        September 17, 2016 at 3:03 pm | #

        Mary?

        • Willoughby Chase
          Willoughby Chase
          September 17, 2016 at 5:14 pm | #

          Mary might salute the DeSantos as objects, not sure she actually cares for them.

          • ety
            ety
            September 17, 2016 at 6:13 pm | #

            Nah, She hates the DeSantos.

    • ety
      ety
      September 17, 2016 at 6:03 pm | #

      It’s adorable.

  40. Liliet
    Liliet
    September 17, 2016 at 4:52 am | #

    ROBIN IS ADORABLE OMG

  41. philip p petrunak
    philip p petrunak
    September 17, 2016 at 4:56 am | #

    Oh god. She looks like Sarah Palin. The nightmare is back.

  42. BenRG
    BenRG
    September 17, 2016 at 9:05 am | #

    An alternative punchline from Robin would have been: “But who was that mysterious masked woman?”

    Meanwhile, as I suspected, Amazi-Girl has a GPS tracker on her ‘phone and she’s going to access it via Sal’s ‘phone (she may need to download the app first). All those amazing gadgets from the comic books of my childhood, like the tiny ‘Spider-Tracker’ from The Amazing Spider-Man are a mundane everyday reality now!

  43. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    September 17, 2016 at 9:42 am | #

    That looks like a lot of space for a late-night campus rally and I’m afraid much of it going to be empty.  I know IU enrolls over 38K students (2016 statistics) but the question is how many are going to show up?  Remember, she has to be the “family values” candidate to most of the rest of her district, and that sort of position is a tough sell among the under-25 age group.

    My gut feeling is that she should have held her rally outside around the the Showalter Fountain as it would have attracted more attention from casual passers-by, or (if she had to be indoors) in the lobby/Hall of Murals.  Even if only a couple of hundred people showed up they would still have made the place look packed and given the impression in the news photos that she was wildly popular among the college crowd.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      September 17, 2016 at 10:45 am | #

      That’s an easy fix. When they let everyone in to the auditorium, the staff will make sure they fill up the rows closest to the stage.

      Then, all they have to do is make sure not to show the empty rows in any videos or pictures they take. (this is something they do a LOT)

  44. vmgx
    vmgx
    September 17, 2016 at 9:51 am | #

    I have a very strong love/hate relationship with this Robin. Also I love that she’s running against Manley in this universe cause then I don’t feel bad for the political losses of any of them, it’s sorta like a comedy slapstick fight. Well, until you realize that her terrible politics are affecting actual people’s lives in a probably bad way, then this all gets real sad.

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      September 17, 2016 at 5:07 pm | #

      I suspect that she’s gonna go through a crisis of conscience after interacting with Leslie a bit more.

  45. Bunivasal
    Bunivasal
    September 17, 2016 at 10:11 am | #

    All of her handlers and supporters appear to be generic white guys. That’s deliberate, right?

  46. Just Me
    Just Me
    September 17, 2016 at 10:35 am | #

    I don’t understand the hover text, aside from a possible relevance to DoA, but not in terms of the whole Walky-multiverse.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      September 17, 2016 at 11:11 am | #

      Robin and Amber were best friends in the Walkyverse; Robin even flirted with Amber a little! Yet, here in DoA, they’re about 10 years apart in age and strangers. What changes a different universe can make!

  47. Robert
    Robert
    September 17, 2016 at 11:15 am | #

    A little late in the campaign to make a Marco Rubio debate joke isn’t it?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      September 17, 2016 at 1:02 pm | #

      No-one really believed that Trump would be nominated. Hell, I’m not even sure he believed it!

  48. Sarah-2
    Sarah-2
    September 17, 2016 at 11:17 am | #

    Hopefully Amazi-Amber has a find-my-phone app that she can erase her data remotely if they can’t catch up.

    I mean, Dorothy has a shot of him already and with any luck she’s backed up/clouded a mirror of her data so….. My current head canon wants this chase being more about pride. Oh and still beating the shit outta Ryan.

  49. DonDueed
    DonDueed
    September 17, 2016 at 12:58 pm | #

    Why did Mr. and Mrs. Aide think it was a good idea to name their son “Congressional”?

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      September 17, 2016 at 2:09 pm | #

      Very specific but limited aspirations for their child’s future.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        September 17, 2016 at 3:07 pm | #

        That, or they wanted him to be the most ironically named POTUS ever.

    • Dandi_Andi
      Dandi_Andi
      September 17, 2016 at 6:00 pm | #

      I am reasonably certain his parents named him Kyle.

      I knew a Kyle growing up. I think Congressional is better.

  50. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    September 17, 2016 at 3:56 pm | #

    So is Amazi-girl now gonna be the first woman DoA’s Robin ever crushed on?

  51. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    September 17, 2016 at 3:58 pm | #

    My expectation for this story arc: Just when AG/Amber starts to get over her fear/guilt over Sal, Sal catches on that she was the one that stabbed her hand and the roles flip.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      September 17, 2016 at 4:01 pm | #

      I’m not sure Amber/AG has let go of their hatred towards Sal, more that she’s had holes punctured into her views of Sal as an inhuman monster. It’s also possible that, as AG learns to humanize Sal, she starts to villainize Amber more and more.

      But as for Sal finding out, hell yes. I hope that happens by the end of this storyline.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        September 17, 2016 at 5:11 pm | #

        First off, I don’t think she views sal as an inhuman monster. I think she’s demonized herself more. I think her confrontations against Sal were always more about her wanting Sal to beat -her- up, rather than her beating Sal up.

        But regardless, I said “starts to”. ;p

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          September 17, 2016 at 5:56 pm | #

          I’m not too sure. She was very vocal about her hatred for Sal towards Danny, and her justification for stalking her was based on how much she took from Amber/AG.

          I believe, at the very least, that now the focus is on having to box Amber out because Amber is the monster now that Sal is possibly no longer a convenient target for Amber’s self loathing, but we’ll see.

    • Willoughby Chase
      Willoughby Chase
      September 17, 2016 at 5:12 pm | #

      Amazigirl will let it slip at some stage. Then fireworks will ensue.

      I hope that something better emerges from the wreckage, but, as this is a Willis universe, it will be enigmatic, and possibly ambiguous as to what it foreshadows.

  52. Oberon
    Oberon
    September 17, 2016 at 5:44 pm | #

    What exactly is up with the words on the teleprompter? Regardless of whether they are supposed to be a question from the audience, or the Congresswoman’s words, they seem to be a bit out of place as the framing of a political policy question. Or answer. Ar anything, really.

    • trlkly
      trlkly
      September 17, 2016 at 6:43 pm | #

      It’s a folksy version of a prepared response that was actually used by a candidate in the U.S. election. In fact, he used it multiple times, and the other candidate made fun of him for it, and then he did it again.

    • DSL
      DSL
      September 17, 2016 at 6:54 pm | #

      So, a realistic portrayal of a politician’s statements. “In (something that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike an) answer to your question, let me just say that … “

    • (((Mkvenner)))
      (((Mkvenner)))
      September 18, 2016 at 2:53 am | #

      You don’t follow politics do you.

      • trlkly
        trlkly
        September 18, 2016 at 8:03 pm | #

        They could also just not be an American.

        • (((Mkvenner)))
          (((Mkvenner)))
          September 18, 2016 at 8:22 pm | #

          American doesn’t have a monopoly on politicking.

          • trlkly
            trlkly
            September 18, 2016 at 11:20 pm | #

            No, but we do do politics differently.

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