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by David M Willis on October 1, 2017 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Face the Strange
└ Tags: fuckface, malaya, sal

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    October 1, 2017 at 12:01 am | #

    Iguanas move, though! They go into your big sister’s room and eat all her best accessories, don’t they?

    /learned everything about iguanas from Foxtrot

    • AnvilPro
      AnvilPro
      October 1, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

      Man, I miss daily Foxtrot comics

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      October 1, 2017 at 12:17 am | #

      By all known laws of aviation, the iguana should not be able to fly.

      • Chaucer59
        Chaucer59
        October 1, 2017 at 2:19 am | #

        Until you superglue fins to its sides and stuff a solid rocket engine up its kiester and ignite it. Or so I’ve heard.

    • Wright
      Wright
      October 1, 2017 at 2:13 am | #

      Until they barf them all back up on her bed, yeah.

    • Arawn
      Arawn
      October 1, 2017 at 3:05 am | #

      Yeah, does anyone remember her kicking the box down the hall? That’s animal abuse. She took 10 giant steps down in my regard as a character and she wasn’t up the first flight yet.

      • Paul
        Paul
        October 1, 2017 at 6:35 am | #

        Those were ‘foot schooches’ not kicks. It’s quite different.

        Iggy was more at risk when the box was being carried.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        October 1, 2017 at 7:52 am | #

        She was pushing the box down the hall with her foot. That’s at least a little less violent than a kick. (Back in Shortpacked, Fuckface the iguana was one of the few things Malaya actually cared about.)

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        October 2, 2017 at 1:20 am | #

        Given that that didn’t happen, I think that’s just you.

    • Godfather
      Godfather
      October 1, 2017 at 5:55 pm | #

      Oh, THAT’S why it has holes.

  2. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    October 1, 2017 at 12:01 am | #

    Of course, across the way they don’t allow pets, so Malaya has a pet.

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      October 1, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

      …Malaya and Sal are more similar than either of them would like to admit, which is precisely why they don’t get along.

      Now pretend I’m the first to come to this realization and shower me with praise, Internet!

      • Renshear Blade
        Renshear Blade
        October 1, 2017 at 12:34 am | #

        *leaves a bag of animal crackers*

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        October 1, 2017 at 1:32 am | #

        If you insist.
        https://grocermart.com/image/cache/data/Praise/IMG_3946-1800×1800.jpg

        • Winston
          Winston
          October 1, 2017 at 4:11 pm | #

          That would be a very strange shower.

      • missilentmurmur
        missilentmurmur
        October 1, 2017 at 2:29 am | #

        I first read “shower with me please”… what an odd wish

      • Arawn
        Arawn
        October 1, 2017 at 3:05 am | #

        Sal wouldn’t kick the box with her pet in it down the hallway. She’s a GD @#$@ing human being and not a demented … ugh.

        • Freemage
          Freemage
          October 1, 2017 at 11:29 am | #

          I dislike Malaya as much as you do, but I agree with the folks pointing out that she was doing foot-scooches, not actual kicks. It’s lazy, but not harmful or any more stressful to the animal than being moved in the box in general.

      • Remmington Steele
        Remmington Steele
        October 1, 2017 at 7:02 am | #

        I guana say that’s a good one …

      • Kathleen
        Kathleen
        October 1, 2017 at 3:00 pm | #

        They dont get along because Malaya is constantly insulting her to her face. Sal is pretty chill. It’s Malaya who is starting unnecessary shit. I don’t understand her. If this were real life I would question whether Malaya is autistic or has some other condition that affects her social skills.

        • the final pam
          the final pam
          October 1, 2017 at 4:47 pm | #

          Sal’s.. not innocent??

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/03-up-all-night-to-get-vengeance/beer-weiser/
          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/03-up-all-night-to-get-vengeance/my-share/
          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/stain-2/
          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/bimbo/

          Sal makes it abundantly clear how much disdain she holds for Malaya and insults her whenever she gets a chance, even lying to her about what Marcie signed before Malaya took the chance to learn ASL. And when Sal reached out to her to be “friends”, she started off by calling her a cumstain (though not to her face), being rude and condescending to her throughout the entire exchange, and then threatening her when Malaya doesn’t magically want to be friends?? That’s, like, the complete opposite of chill.

          I’m not denying that Malaya is abrasive and hard to handle, but it’s hardly as if Sal is kind and friendly towards her to be repeatedly rejected.

        • Pablo360
          Pablo360
          October 1, 2017 at 8:24 pm | #

          I’m a little tired to grab links so I’m just going to vaguely question your presumption that Sal has been chill wrt Malaya.

  3. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    October 1, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

    Fuck!

    …faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

  4. Paradox
    Paradox
    October 1, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

    The better half Malaya is in that box.

    • Paradox
      Paradox
      October 1, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

      *Of Malaya.

      Darn You, keyboard.

  5. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    October 1, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

    Caaaaalled it.

    So now both Sal and Amber will have reptiles for roommates. Maybe they’ll bond over it and get along better.

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      October 1, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

      Huh, you’d already called it? That explains why I got a busy signal.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      October 1, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

      Dinosaurs are (were) not reptiles but another genera entirely.

      • Pablo360
        Pablo360
        October 1, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

        I think the singular form you’re looking for is “genus”, using “genera” in a singular context just makes my brain autocorrect it to “genre”

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        October 1, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

        *twitch*

        Dinosaurs aren’t genera (“genera” is the plural of genus – in the scientific name of Tyrannosaurus rex for example, “Tyrannosaurus” is the genus-name and “rex” is the species name). The Dinosauria clade is part of the Archosaurs, which were considered a reptilian clade last I checked (the crocodiles are also archosaurs).

        • Pablo360
          Pablo360
          October 1, 2017 at 12:20 am | #

          You successfully closed all of your html tags. You are the new god of the comment section, at least until we hold our next election.

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          October 1, 2017 at 12:39 am | #

          Oh, thank you, Daniel, for getting here before I did. I already filled my quota of correcting that one for the year, the other day. >_>

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            October 1, 2017 at 12:40 am | #

            (On the other hand, I am familiar enough with Opus the Poet to assume he’ll actually accept the correction, unlike the guy who ate all my spoons the other day.)

            • Opus the Poet
              Opus the Poet
              October 1, 2017 at 12:52 am | #

              I accept my mistakes with aplomb. It helps prove I’m still human after getting killed. Still waiting for the orders to join Wills’ army of unkillable badasses.

              • Agemegos
                Agemegos
                October 1, 2017 at 3:41 am | #

                Perhaps you were thinking of the fact that dinosaurs aren’t lizards.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          October 1, 2017 at 10:15 am | #

          Of course, if you’re talking cladistics, not only are dinosaurs reptiles, but so are mammals.

          We’re also all fish. 🙂

          • drs
            drs
            October 1, 2017 at 11:07 am | #

            If you’re talking cladistics, amniotes (first fully terrestrial animals) split into synapsids, including mammals, and sauropsids, including dinosaurs (and birds), lizards, crocs, turtles, and everything else we’d call a modern reptile.

            I suspect a layman would look at an earlier amniote and call it a reptile, but Reptilia starts later in the evotree.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              October 1, 2017 at 2:56 pm | #

              Hmm, could be wrong. I thought synapsids were a branch off of reptiles. Looks like I was fooled by the old “mammal-like reptiles” description.

              We’re still fish though.

            • DinaWho
              DinaWho
              October 1, 2017 at 10:51 pm | #

              Can I just say that I’m taking a zoology class right now and this comment thread is life?

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            October 1, 2017 at 1:58 pm | #

            No, mammals are not reptiles. Reptiles are creatures more related to lizards and crocodiles than humans.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        October 1, 2017 at 12:58 am | #

        Also dinosaurs are reptiles. They’re still around – birds are maniraptoran theropods.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          October 1, 2017 at 1:13 pm | #

          Theropods, yes, but not reptillian theropods. Dinosaurs are considered their own clade now. Somewhat warm-blooded, and with significant design differences in their skeletons.

          However, you COULD get away with calling them lizards, as ‘saur’ means ‘lizard’. Just not… ‘reptillian’ lizards.

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            October 1, 2017 at 2:07 pm | #

            …

            That is literally, 100%, completely the opposite of how it works.

            They are not lizards. Lizards are squamates.

            They are, however, reptiles. Because they are descended from the common ancestor of all reptiles, which makes them reptiles. If you want to remove dinosaurs from reptilia (syn: sauropsida), you also have to remove crocodiles and turtles, which are more closely related to dinosaurs than they are to lizards, snakes, and tuatara.

            Here’s how the clades nest – birds are dinosaurs, which are archosaurs, which are reptiles. You cannot evolve out of a clade – you can, though, evolve into a new clade, which is contained within the old clade – as they are defined by common descent.

            • King Daniel
              King Daniel
              October 1, 2017 at 4:25 pm | #

              Basically, think of clades as those Russian nesting dolls, only if some of the dolls in turn contained several smaller dolls instead of just a single doll.

              The “Bird” doll is nested in the “Dinosaur” doll, the “Dinosaur” and “Pterosaur” dolls are nested within the “Ornithodiran” doll, the “Ornithodiran” and “Crocodile” dolls are nested in the “Archosaur” doll, and so on. If you nest within a doll, you can be considered part of that group.

              • Kamino Neko
                Kamino Neko
                October 1, 2017 at 4:41 pm | #

                Yeah, I like the matryoshka analogy.

              • Jhon
                Jhon
                October 1, 2017 at 8:54 pm | #

                Something is wrong here.
                Why isn’t Dina explaining this?

                • King Daniel
                  King Daniel
                  October 1, 2017 at 10:21 pm | #

                  I would be equally happy with a Joyce, Dina, or Ruth gravatar, as they’re the three characters in the comic with whom I identify most on a personal level (after the latest great gravatar switch-up, my previous grav was replaced by Mary, and I hastily engaged in grav-roulette hoping for one of the three; Ruth was the first to appear).

  6. A lone shoggie
    A lone shoggie
    October 1, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

    Fuckface for next Patreon strip. I have spoken.

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      October 1, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

      My brain somehow free-associated Patreon to Slipshine and that’s really all there is to say on the matter (especially taking into consideration my contribution to a certain comment chain on yesterday’s strip regarding Carla’s shirt and the title text)

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        October 1, 2017 at 12:57 am | #

        Your soul is saturated with sin.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      October 1, 2017 at 1:06 am | #

      Yes.

      • Dusk Rain
        Dusk Rain
        October 1, 2017 at 1:45 am | #

        I misread your yes as replying to Delicious Taffy. Slightly disappointed. (Totally joking if that wasn’t clear.)

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      October 1, 2017 at 8:49 am | #

      If it’s not called “Night of the Iguana” I will be disappointed.

      (Sorry; theatre major lol)

  7. Dana
    Dana
    October 1, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    Shouldn’t Fuckface have a character tag?

    • MM
      MM
      October 1, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

      But then you’d have to tag every strip with the box and spoil the surprise.

    • Amias
      Amias
      October 1, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

      I mean, he’s not visible here. Probably when he’s shown.

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      October 1, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

      Technically he hasn’t been shown yet…

  8. Ronnie
    Ronnie
    October 1, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

    Oops now I’m excited to meet the iguana

    • Skeptible
      Skeptible
      October 2, 2017 at 12:30 pm | #

      Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

  9. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    October 1, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    An iguana. That’s what makes her interesting.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      October 1, 2017 at 1:06 am | #

      But does it beat a motorcycle?

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        October 1, 2017 at 1:13 am | #

        No, but an iguana on a motorcycle…

        • maxyai
          maxyai
          October 1, 2017 at 1:46 am | #

          I’m imaging the motorcycle careening wildly before going off a cliff ala Toonces the Driving Cat.

        • AGV
          AGV
          October 1, 2017 at 2:32 am | #

          Iguanas+motorcicles= Jurassic World

      • Emily
        Emily
        October 1, 2017 at 5:56 am | #

        Is this a rhetorical question because the answer is obviously yes. Lizards are way cooler than motorcycles.

  10. BBCC
    BBCC
    October 1, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    FUCKFACE! <33333

  11. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    October 1, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    Now I’m imagining a very strained who’s on first routine built around ‘moving box’/’box used for moving’.

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      October 1, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

      “What’s in the box?”

      “No, What’s on second.”

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      October 1, 2017 at 12:23 am | #

      Pretty sure Carla already did that.

      • Pat
        Pat
        October 1, 2017 at 1:21 am | #

        Not.. really?

  12. Tacos
    Tacos
    October 1, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    Oh so it was Fuckface in there. Not cool that Malaya was kicking him around while in a box though.

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      October 1, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

      Fuckface don’t give a face.

    • Mr. Random
      Mr. Random
      October 1, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

      Malaya’s not cool. She’s an ass.

    • Queen Anthai
      Queen Anthai
      October 1, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

      Yeah I’m irritated that she kicked him. 🙁

    • Amias
      Amias
      October 1, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

      I mean, if she’s just sliding the box along BY kicking it, he probably wouldn’t care all that much. As long as it’s not rolling around he’ll be fine. I’d worry more about Peter thinking he’s DVDs.

      • Amias
        Amias
        October 1, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

        Granted, it’s not nice to kick around any animal, but seriously I’d be surprised if an iguana minded being slid around in its terrarium. As long as she isn’t kicking hard – which, given he probably has breakable glass and/or dentable mesh walls, she isn’t likely to do – he’s just experiencing what people do in a stop-and-go traffic jam with an impatient driver.

        Peter, on the other hand, might upend his terrarium without thinking about it because DVDs don’t need to be kept upright, but living things generally do.

        • Vulcanodon
          Vulcanodon
          October 1, 2017 at 10:15 am | #

          Being in a stop-and-go traffic jam with an impatient driver makes me want to murder everyone.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        October 1, 2017 at 12:31 am | #

        There would have to be a significant difference in weight between a big box of DVDs and the same big box containing an iguana — even an iguana in a terrarium — and Peter should have easily been able to pick up on it.

        And why is everyone so sure the iguana’s name is going to be “Fuckface”?

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          October 1, 2017 at 12:38 am | #

          In the Walkyverse, that was the name Malaya gave her iguana. And a couple of strips ago, when Billie asked if they would miss Malaya, Nash responded, “Eh, I guess we’ll miss ol’ Fuckface.”

          Thus.

          • MM
            MM
            October 1, 2017 at 1:09 am | #

            Also, even knowing only what DoA has shown of Malaya, what else would she name a pet?

        • Dean
          Dean
          October 1, 2017 at 12:38 am | #

          Because Malaya had a pet iguana called Fuckface in Shortpacked!

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          October 1, 2017 at 1:10 am | #

          If there really is a suitably-sized glass terrarium in there, only comic physics explains Peter’s ability to pick up the box without either losing his back, or maybe the terrarium smashing through the cardboard. But it could be that Malaya’s iguana is free-roaming — not generally recommended, but certainly a possibility. (But you’re right either way — a terrarium would be way heavier than DVDs, a free-roaming iguana way lighter.)

          As to the name — why would Willis bother changing the name for this universe? It’s not like DoA Malaya wouldn’t give an iguana this name. Also, there’s the strip where Billie asks, “You guys will miss Malaya, right?” and Nash rolls her eyes and says, I guess we’ll miss ol’ Fuckface (all comic caps so we don’t know if “fuckface” is capitalized, but c’mon).

          For Willis to name this particular iguana anything else would require some compelling reason and some explanation. And unless the intervening years have changed his attitude toward that name, I can’t imagine what that reason would be.

        • Emily
          Emily
          October 1, 2017 at 5:59 am | #

          Yeah, I’ve owned iguanas and they are not actually heavy at all so unless she has like his entire terrarium shoved into that box I’m not sure what’s going on there. Really Malaya doesn’t really seem like a terrarium kind of lizard owner plus that would be super hard to hide in a no pets dorm.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            October 1, 2017 at 10:18 am | #

            Harder than a free roaming iguana?

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          October 2, 2017 at 10:43 am | #

          I was thinking that a ox that a ox that measures — from the look of it, aout three feet square — and full of DVDs would e so heav it would almost e a two-person carr

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          October 2, 2017 at 10:48 am | #

          Here’s what I *meant* to say —
          I was thinking that a box that measures — from the look of it, between two and three feet square — and full of DVDs would be so heavy it would almost be a two-person carry.
          Damned computer!

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      October 1, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

      Indeed not. Unless of course he’s deceased and has been stuffed.

      • Pablo360
        Pablo360
        October 1, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

        In which case it’d be REALLY surprising if the box moved.

        • tim gueguen
          tim gueguen
          October 1, 2017 at 12:19 am | #

          It’s Malaya’s Slinky collection making the box move.

    • GoblinScribe
      GoblinScribe
      October 1, 2017 at 12:20 am | #

      She was “kick-scootching”. That could just mean scootching with her foot.

  13. Some1
    Some1
    October 1, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    Why Why does Malaya get so many butt shots!

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      October 1, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

      Because she has a lot of butts.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      October 1, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

      It’s butts disease

    • Mr D
      Mr D
      October 1, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

      She may be a raging b-word but she is hot.

      NO! BAD DICK! STOP WRITING THE COMMENTS FOR ME!

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        October 1, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

        You have someone named Richard writing comments for you?

      • Godfather
        Godfather
        October 1, 2017 at 5:56 pm | #

        Don’t be mean to Richard.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          October 2, 2017 at 3:39 pm | #

          Yea, not a good idea, he will fwoosh you.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      October 1, 2017 at 12:29 am | #

      Because Willis has Butts Disease and Malaya has a nice ass.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      October 1, 2017 at 1:08 am | #

      Sal DID ask what makes her interesting…

      (actually, one of the most interesting aspects with her so far is Sal’s reaction to her)

      • Emily
        Emily
        October 1, 2017 at 6:01 am | #

        Malaya’s best trait is that she annoys the crap out of Sal.

    • Emily
      Emily
      October 1, 2017 at 6:00 am | #

      The same reason Tarantino films have so many foot shots.

    • CoMa
      CoMa
      October 1, 2017 at 7:18 am | #

      I’m surprised by her running around in shorts and a crop…sweater? I’d freeze in those, unless it had like over 28 degree celsius out there (which would be about 82° Fahrenheit, as some random internet calculator says)

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      October 1, 2017 at 11:12 am | #

      We’ve secretly replaced David Willis with Yotomoe. Let’s see if anyone notices.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        October 2, 2017 at 3:39 pm | #

        Now THAT was funny.

  14. TheKelliestKelly
    TheKelliestKelly
    October 1, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

    Yay! Fuck face DOES have Fuckface in this universe!

  15. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    October 1, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

    *cues up some Stooges…*

  16. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    October 1, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

    I still absolutely love that Malaya isn’t buying Sal’s image for a second.

    • Sdrainbow
      Sdrainbow
      October 1, 2017 at 2:00 am | #

      Yaaaaas Malaya slaaaaay her draaaaaag her

  17. Pablo360
    Pablo360
    October 1, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

    <reference cref=”phineas_and_ferb”>“He’s an iguana. They don’t do much.”</reference>

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      October 1, 2017 at 12:12 am | #

      Note to self: When writing complex html jokes here, use &quot; (") instead of “.

      • Dusk Rain
        Dusk Rain
        October 1, 2017 at 1:47 am | #

        I understood that reference! Best show.

        • CoMa
          CoMa
          October 1, 2017 at 7:19 am | #

          I agree!

  18. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    October 1, 2017 at 12:12 am | #

    Yes, iguanas can disguise themselves as boxes, clearly. :p

    (ffffft I don’t know what my comment means either, I’m so sleepy.)

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      October 2, 2017 at 3:40 pm | #

      I thought just snakes did that.

  19. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    October 1, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

    Sorry, Malaya, but you’re gonna need something to convince us your attitude has any substance backing it.

    • Thor
      Thor
      October 1, 2017 at 1:32 am | #

      Malaya’s attitude is such that she doesn’t care what you think about her attitude. So Malaya wins again.

  20. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    October 1, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

    Why isn’t Fuckface tagged?

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      October 1, 2017 at 12:19 am | #

      Because he isn’t being shown per se.

  21. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    October 1, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

    Sometimes, I want to like Malaya, but being such a douchebag like this makes it really difficult.

    By insulting Sal for being “too cool for school”, she herself is giving off that exact same atmosphere.

    She likes to tear down, rather than build up. She may call it “honesty” or “calling people on their BS”, but it’s just douchebaggery.

    • Joy
      Joy
      October 1, 2017 at 12:30 am | #

      like honestly where’s the self-awareness

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      October 1, 2017 at 9:33 am | #

      Sometimes, I want to like Malaya

      Well, that’s your problem right there…

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      October 1, 2017 at 11:59 am | #

      The cliche of one sounding smart only when in a group of not-smart folks can be transferred here.

      Malaya is likable when next to Mary. Malaya may be likable when with her ‘ kind of maybe’ friend Carla.

      Next to anyone else, she’s like a rotary sander with a vinegar chaser. I’m curious about the circumstances around her becoming this way, but we don’t know if we’re getting a backstory.

  22. Alice Macher
    Alice Macher
    October 1, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

    “What the hell you got, 1968, that makes you so god-damned superior?” […]

    “Well, if you really wanna know, 1948: ♫ I got life, brother… ♫”

  23. Pablo360
    Pablo360
    October 1, 2017 at 12:18 am | #

    (insert Metal Gear joke)

  24. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    October 1, 2017 at 12:28 am | #

    Maybe Sal just doesn’t feel like advertising her interests, have you considered that, Malaya?

    • Dean
      Dean
      October 1, 2017 at 12:43 am | #

      Maybe Sal just projects apathy and disdain because her emotionally abusive upbringing has made her afraid to reach out to others, have you considered that, Malaya?

      • Pat
        Pat
        October 1, 2017 at 1:26 am | #

        …uh, no probably not.

  25. Keulen
    Keulen
    October 1, 2017 at 12:30 am | #

    So Malaya actually did bring Fuckface with her. For a while there I thought she might actually have a lot of DVDs or something.

    • Godfather
      Godfather
      October 1, 2017 at 6:00 pm | #

      (Who uses DVDs in this day and age? And has that many?)

      • fillerusername
        fillerusername
        October 1, 2017 at 6:11 pm | #

        Movie nerds who are really into special features. And Malaya’s disgust with anything perceived as nerdy makes her being that highly unlikely.

    • Godfather
      Godfather
      October 1, 2017 at 6:00 pm | #

      I was wondering about the DVDs myself.

  26. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    October 1, 2017 at 12:35 am | #

    Fuckface saves the day! Thunderdome sequence averted.

  27. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    October 1, 2017 at 12:58 am | #

    This encounter is almost as harsh as the car crash I witnessed a few nights ago.

    • AGV
      AGV
      October 1, 2017 at 2:54 am | #

      Damn

  28. Bagge
    Bagge
    October 1, 2017 at 1:05 am | #

    Oh dear, Sal. Yes, she is an annoying brat, but you’ll make nothing better by playing her game. She is MUCH better at getting under your skin than your at at getting under hers.

    Also – FUCKFACE!!!!

    • MM
      MM
      October 1, 2017 at 1:11 am | #

      She actually looks discomfited in panel 4, which is kind of impressive. Then again, maybe she’s just bracing herself for a punch.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        October 1, 2017 at 1:27 am | #

        That happens now and again. I’m pretty sure Malaya is MUCH less indifferent of Sal’s opinion of her than she pretends.

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/03-when-god-closes-the-door/proxy/

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          October 1, 2017 at 12:02 pm | #

          I.forgot that exchange! And we don’t know yet if Malaya is good at figuring things out.

      • Emily
        Emily
        October 1, 2017 at 6:03 am | #

        I think she just doesn’t like being manhandled.

  29. bleepbloop
    bleepbloop
    October 1, 2017 at 1:10 am | #

    I don’t think decorating your dorm closet is enough of an accepted norm for Malaya to be judging Sal…bare walls, sure. Even a bare room door! But the closet?

    • bleepbloop
      bleepbloop
      October 1, 2017 at 1:14 am | #

      Not to say its okay to judge anyone based on their lack of decorations regardless. For the most part they’re just there to cover up the fact that freshmen dorm rooms look like prison cells.

  30. Jon Rich
    Jon Rich
    October 1, 2017 at 1:14 am | #

    Between the kick-scootching and just being a general asshole, Malaya is now my fifth-least-favorite character, after the Big Three (Ross/Ryan/Blaine) and Mary. Peter is probably just as—or almost—as insufferable as his girlfriend, but we haven’t seen much of him yet, so Malaya beats him for the number 5 spot.

    As a person, that is. As a character to actually see, Mary is actually one of my favorites, because it’s endlessly amusing watching her suffer due to her raging fundamentalism and generable asshattery.

    • Jon Rich
      Jon Rich
      October 1, 2017 at 1:16 am | #

      Damn it, I got the worst avatar for that….or the best, maybe. Does she secretly hate herself as much as she hates other people?

      *Blackmail is covered under “general asshattery.”

      Also, I meant “general,” in that last line.

    • Wright
      Wright
      October 1, 2017 at 1:48 am | #

      I dunno about Peter. He might not have done much, but he kicks Mary from being “absolutely horrible” to “vomit-inducing”. Mary post-Peter is far more disgusting than Mary pre-Peter.

      Or maybe I just don’t want to see Mary happy, ever. That’s always possible.

      It’s always interesting whenever the villains are around. Imagine what kind of a comic this would be if everyone got along and there was no problems of any kind!

      • Ellegos
        Ellegos
        October 1, 2017 at 2:48 am | #

        Peter is more a Mary-enhancer. He just accentuates Mary’s terribleness. An accessory, if you will.

        • Vulcanodon
          Vulcanodon
          October 1, 2017 at 10:11 am | #

          He’s MSG on Mary’s shit sandwich.

        • drs
          drs
          October 1, 2017 at 11:14 am | #

          Like the One Ring.

      • Dean
        Dean
        October 1, 2017 at 2:57 am | #

        He is an awfulness catalyst.

  31. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    October 1, 2017 at 1:41 am | #

    I don’t know who’s side I’m on here….I yeah that’s right I’m on fuck faces side, Hell yeah fuck face.

  32. StClair
    StClair
    October 1, 2017 at 1:43 am | #

    Anyone think that Malaya’s constant poking at Sal’s alleged coolness is actually for very similar reasons – i.e., because Marcie keeps “talking” about Sal and how cool she is and stuff they’ve done together? That they’re both massively insecure and/or resentful of how much space the other occupies in Marcie’s life?

    • Dusk Rain
      Dusk Rain
      October 1, 2017 at 1:49 am | #

      Huh that is actually a good point. I hadn’t thought of that. Hope for Marcie not being mad at Sal forever?

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      October 1, 2017 at 1:51 am | #

      Intereating notion.

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      October 1, 2017 at 2:05 am | #

      I don’t remember if I ever said it before, but I’ve gotten this idea since Malaya first appeared in Book 8 that the whole narratve dynamic between Sal and Malaya is that they both hugely misunderstand one another.

      More specifically, their views of one another resemble what a reader might think of these characters if they only saw a handful of pages from each one’s first appearance.

      Malaya sees Sal as a stoic bore who hates engaging with the larger social group (read: doesn’t have much of a character and doesn’t really add much to the story). Sal sees Malaya as this constantly hostile nuisance with no redeeming qualities. Both views are rather exaggerated, we know there’s plenty more to Sal than Malaya suggests. And I’m sure Book 8 will explore Malaya’s character much like how Book 6 explored Carla’s.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      October 1, 2017 at 3:03 am | #

      I’m sure of it.

      Also, despite what Malaya thinks, being “cool” is not THAT important to Sal. “Independent” is much more on the ball.

      But I think MALAYA cares about being cool

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      October 1, 2017 at 3:33 am | #

      +1 insightful to both StClair and Bagge

      • Peter
        Peter
        October 1, 2017 at 5:23 am | #

        Add +1.

  33. WarDragon
    WarDragon
    October 1, 2017 at 1:45 am | #

    That poor lizard. Malaya’s such an aggravating individual.

    • Dusk Rain
      Dusk Rain
      October 1, 2017 at 1:50 am | #

      UGH YES.

  34. Derek
    Derek
    October 1, 2017 at 2:00 am | #

    I get the feeling I’m going to be yelling at Malaya a lot for bad animal husbandry, first offense is kicking the box

    • Emily
      Emily
      October 1, 2017 at 6:06 am | #

      Even if I hadn’t disliked her before I definitely would now just for that. Be nice to your pets!

  35. AGV
    AGV
    October 1, 2017 at 2:26 am | #

    Sorry Malaya, but having an exotic animal doesn’t make you cool unless you take proper care of it
    Do you give him some daily sunlight?

    I kinda wish that she had a snake though, Mary’s reaction after finding out would be priceless

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      October 1, 2017 at 3:36 am | #

      Don’t worry too much. I’ve got a feeling that caring for that lizard will become Joyce and Sal’s self-chosen responsibility.

  36. AGV
    AGV
    October 1, 2017 at 2:53 am | #

    Bad move

    • AGV
      AGV
      October 1, 2017 at 2:54 am | #

      Shite, I wanted to reply Derek

  37. Bluesnake462
    Bluesnake462
    October 1, 2017 at 2:55 am | #

    She was kicking that box, fuck her.

  38. BP
    BP
    October 1, 2017 at 2:55 am | #

    HOORAY FUCKFACE I MISSED YOU 😀

  39. venomlash
    venomlash
    October 1, 2017 at 2:56 am | #

    fun fact: I was once at the Field Museum, in a Darwin exhibit that included an iguana on a perch in a glass case. I was in that room about ten minutes and I still thought it was a stuffed specimen until it shifted position slightly.

  40. Optimal Optimus
    Optimal Optimus
    October 1, 2017 at 3:16 am | #

    I never stopped to think about it before but what are Sal’s interests? Even Walky has Monkey-Master.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      October 1, 2017 at 3:32 am | #

      In the Walkyerse, Sal was always too mission-focussed to have a single outstanding leisure interest. She did things that most people did to relax but she didn’t have a particular hobby. I suspect that this version of Sal is somewhat similar – Personal emotional survival has always been a trial enough for her that she’s never really developed enough of an interest in any one thing for it to define her living space.

    • EvolutionistX
      EvolutionistX
      October 1, 2017 at 4:37 am | #

      Motorcycle
      Sign language
      Best friend

    • Emily
      Emily
      October 1, 2017 at 6:07 am | #

      Mario Kart.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        October 1, 2017 at 11:18 am | #

        With Marcie no longer speaking to her I wonder if it’s wrong to say that the two closest people to Sal right now are Wonderbread and Laundry Girl, because at least she can play Mario Kart with them.

        • Josh Spicer
          Josh Spicer
          October 1, 2017 at 11:35 am | #

          “speaking to her”

        • Josh Spicer
          Josh Spicer
          October 1, 2017 at 11:40 am | #

          Ignore me, I forgot that Sal “speaking to her” does not have to involve Marcie responding with actually speech.

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          October 1, 2017 at 8:17 pm | #

          Plus in addition to Mario Kart our resident Good Egg has musical selections to accompany Sal’s every mood, by which I mean all two and a half of them.

  41. BenRG
    BenRG
    October 1, 2017 at 3:21 am | #

    Prediction: This lizard is going to become like Amber’s hamster in Shortpacked! and become the dorm mascot. The lecturers are going to have to get used to one of the girls coming to the lesson decorated with a head iguana.

    I also think that Sal and Malaya are going to bond over the one thing about which they can agree: Mr Iggy is cute.

    Finally, Malaya is having a broken clock moment here: Sal isn’t the sort of personality to decorate a living space. I don’t think it’s laziness though. I think that it’s a complete fear of setting down roots for fear it will all be snatched away from her.

    • Kryss LaBryn
      Kryss LaBryn
      October 1, 2017 at 9:05 am | #

      Plus why would anyone bother decorating a space that they spend as little time as humanly possible in?

  42. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    October 1, 2017 at 3:35 am | #

    It just hit me that the reason Sal and Malaya are so annoyed by each other is because they are very similar. They are “cool” in the stand-offish, not caring at all kind of way. But with Malaya it feels like she is trying too hard. It all just feels kinda… fake? She just wants SO MUCH to be this uncaring badass who picks a fight with the whole world.

    • Grant
      Grant
      October 1, 2017 at 4:14 am | #

      oh my god

      it’s like when Boom-Boom and Jubilee finally met in the X-Men comics.

      “this team only has room for one smartass disaffected teen mallrat with minor explosion powers, damn it!”

      • Eldritch Gentleman
        Eldritch Gentleman
        October 1, 2017 at 4:41 am | #

        Going to Mutant Court with Judge Magneto presiding. The case? Mutation Copyright Infringement XD

  43. Ansel
    Ansel
    October 1, 2017 at 5:58 am | #

    I am so concerned for him. I see enough shitty husbandry irl.

  44. CJ
    CJ
    October 1, 2017 at 6:19 am | #

    Sal doesn’t have any cool when being around Malaya. She ignites at any poke, doesn’t seem able to float above it at all. This is strange considering how cool she reacted to bullying Ruth. It got worse when Marcie befriended Malaya but from the beginning Malaya managed to get under Sal’s defences. I wonder why.

    • CoMa
      CoMa
      October 1, 2017 at 7:30 am | #

      It might just have been a very subtle thing in the beginning (I believe everyone has once experienced in their life that one person they might not even know that well, but whose comments they somehow always hit the negative spot), but probably she’s now reacting to her in such an explosive manner because Marcie’s not replied to her messages (at least I imagine that to be still the case). So she didn’t like Malaya in the beginning and now that’s still on her plate. Difficult to try to get along with someone you actually don’t like and who feels like having stolen your best friend (even though inside she very well knows she effed up, but having to deal with Malaya is still an unwanted situation).

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      October 1, 2017 at 12:59 pm | #

      In this particular case… I suspect the thing is that Sal actually really doesn’t have any interests, or friends other than Marcie, and is feeling pretty crappy about that. She got into Mario Cart on confused suggestion from Danny, just because it was SOMETHING to do with her time. She really doesn’t have anything going on, and it’s pissing her off that Malaya is poking her in the spot where it hurts AND tying it to the one one thing she actually does sort of have to feel good about – her aloof image – in a negative way. Malaya is tearing down her everything in a largely hypocritical way, and Sal has a limited amount of cool after all.

  45. Remmington Steele
    Remmington Steele
    October 1, 2017 at 6:58 am | #

    Everybody walk the dinosaur … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk

    Also, you go to uni to get a personality.

  46. Remmington Steele
    Remmington Steele
    October 1, 2017 at 7:04 am | #

    Song for fuckface, living in a box: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svVaEWQaoSo

  47. Aprion
    Aprion
    October 1, 2017 at 7:43 am | #

    Alright enough angry posturing, just fuck and get it over with you two.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      October 1, 2017 at 8:40 am | #

      I don’t think that would make Marcie LESS angry with Sal…

      • davidbreslin101
        davidbreslin101
        October 1, 2017 at 1:32 pm | #

        So…. Threesome, then?

    • Sam
      Sam
      October 1, 2017 at 9:25 pm | #

      Not all tension has sexual attraction beneath. Sometimes you just hate someone for being an utter bongo.

      • Aprion
        Aprion
        October 2, 2017 at 2:36 am | #

        thats true, but considering which comic this is, im not ruling anything out.

  48. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    October 1, 2017 at 8:46 am | #

    if Sal starts squeeling because of the Iguana I’m not sure what I’m gonna do

  49. jjX
    jjX
    October 1, 2017 at 11:26 am | #

    The box opens to reveal…
    …
    …
    Iguana+Dina

  50. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    October 1, 2017 at 11:36 am | #

    I sincerely hope Sal doesn’t forgive Malaya for being a douche JUST because she has an iguana named Fuckface

  51. Phil Dog
    Phil Dog
    October 1, 2017 at 12:06 pm | #

    Wait…. WAS SHE KICKING A BOX WITH A SMALL ANIMAL INSIDE OF IT THE WHOLE TIME? :O

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      October 1, 2017 at 12:28 pm | #

      That’s Malaya for you. Nothing is safe from her assholnes.

    • Nym
      Nym
      October 1, 2017 at 1:28 pm | #

      There’s a difference between kicking something and sliding it forward with your foot as you’re walking. I think she’s doing the latter?

  52. Liliet
    Liliet
    October 1, 2017 at 12:45 pm | #

    So, yeah, it was Fuckface in that box.
    Guess she was careful with it, but seriously, asking strangers to carry it? Like, what, no.

    Also, geez, Sal, it sure is easy for Malaya to press your buttons, huh?
    I guess Sal IS insecure about having nothing going on )=

  53. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    October 1, 2017 at 1:32 pm | #

    I am now excited to see what happens when Dina and Fuckface meet.

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      October 1, 2017 at 2:53 pm | #

      Would Dina react to meeting a Chicken like she would to meeting a tiny dinosaur?

  54. Micki
    Micki
    October 1, 2017 at 1:38 pm | #

    I LOVE Sal’s face in panel 3.

  55. Tenchan
    Tenchan
    October 1, 2017 at 2:26 pm | #

    By the end of their story arc, they’ll be BFFs!

    …Yeah, I’m not holding my breath.

  56. Larkle
    Larkle
    October 1, 2017 at 2:35 pm | #

    About Iguanas: http://www.greenigsociety.org/habitatbasics.htm

    So… where does she have the 6 foot tall (minimum) enclosure they need?

    • CJ
      CJ
      October 1, 2017 at 2:57 pm | #

      By the look of it, her’s is still young and she has a year or so to decide?

      • CJ
        CJ
        October 1, 2017 at 3:39 pm | #

        German Wikipedia says depending on subspecies the adults can be between 14 cm and 2 m long. A wise person would choose one of the smaller species as a pet…

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          October 1, 2017 at 3:50 pm | #

          So Malaya’s got the 2 meter long iguana, then.

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      October 1, 2017 at 3:02 pm | #

      I believe you are looking at it. Sal will not be happy.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      October 1, 2017 at 3:03 pm | #

      Some iguanas are smaller than those and if it’s still a juvenile, even a green wouldn’t need that much space.
      Yet.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      October 1, 2017 at 3:08 pm | #

      She’s standing in it

  57. Kathleen
    Kathleen
    October 1, 2017 at 3:08 pm | #

    You guys, malaya is bad but she was SCOOTching the box, not kicking it

  58. papercurse
    papercurse
    October 1, 2017 at 5:00 pm | #

    So is Fuckface’s last name DVD’s then…? ;D

  59. Jhon
    Jhon
    October 1, 2017 at 9:19 pm | #

    I’m waiting for Malaya to discover that Read Hall doesn’t have AC.

    • John Merklinghaus
      John Merklinghaus
      October 2, 2017 at 1:00 am | #

      Oh my God! Ha! Me too, now. I don’t know why, but that would be great! “You don’t know what you got ’til it’s gone.” I’m a pretty passive and easygoing guy, but I wouldn’t accept losing AC after having it for a few weeks.

    • Victor Riley
      Victor Riley
      October 2, 2017 at 1:47 pm | #

      I think that’s why she likes it… so the Iguana will be more comfortable without the AC.

  60. showler
    showler
    October 1, 2017 at 9:55 pm | #

    Star Trek Discovery’s third episode features Michael cosplaying as Sarah in a roommate capacity.

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He once ran a cake-frauding scam with the Best Friends Gang
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
Dumbing of Age: "Scatter" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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fantastic foreskins
tweet screenshot:

“Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite
It is one of the most wanted collabs ever
via HYPEX”
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Ian kacprzak @ikacprzak.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
I need more Muslim characters! Or at least more prominent ones who aren't Raidah. It is a huge giant hole in my strip that makes it suck. The current storyline would've been way better if they existed. But they don't, and no amount of throwing Asma in for three strips solves it.
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Willow @willowmims.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
never in a million years thought i'd have to convince anybody JOYCE was queer always thought dorothy was the harder sell
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Doc Impossible @impossiblephd.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
That one Real Life Comic strip Tha cracked a million eggs.
Further on in the RLC comics run, where Mae says that the stuff she liked that she thought made her a man is just stuff, and that it doesn't mean anything.
mel.bzky.team's user avatarmel! @mel.bzky.team ⋅ 5m
TRANS WOMEN OF BLUESKY: What was your egg cracking moment? When did you know you were trans? What made you realize? And did you know you were a woman right away, or did you pass through other identities first
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Detouring" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
wilding out at this old becky profile
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Linkara @linkara.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Also, I see we're bringing back the ol' love octagon.
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John Berry @drawncoyote.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It worked! Thanks, Joe! Also, sorry, Joe.
Joe:
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I think you mean Poop. Prints don't drop from the butt.
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Dan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Happy Nonbinary People's Day, you gemstones. A year or two back we introduced FLASH GORDON's first enby, the outlaw lawman Bones Malock. Having known and loved a lot of nonbinary people, I knew the truest way to represent you was as a unsettling desert pirate with a lightning sword
Flash Gordon's Bones Malock:
Bones Malock, under captions reading:
Bones Malock and Flash Gordon.

Flash: Okay... wait thirty seconds, then give me a distraction.

Bones: Got just the thing.

Flash: Do NOT blow the place up.

Bones: You're the boss.
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Hannah Who @notablyuncool.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Happy International Non-Binary People's Day to all those who work, create, parent, protest, love and live without ever fitting into someone else's category.
header image - a yellow purple and black flag flies in the wind
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a yellow purple and black flag flies in the wind
Alt: Non-binary flag blowing in the wind
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
A blond female Philly Phanatic says
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Mood
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Nice.
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DaisyFM ✒︎ @daisyfm.net ⋅ 2d
Okay, everyone's jumping to conclusions, but Joyce was hit with a mysterious pink gas in Thursday's strip. Now, in recent years, the police are known to increasingly use military grade weapons. Which reminded me of this bit of proposed technology from the 1990s: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb
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Gay bomb - Wikipedia
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I ain't readin' all that!
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Dumbing of Age: "LIVE JOCELYNE REACTION" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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LIVE JOCELYNE REACTION
that's not the end!  there's more tomorrow, already on patreon!...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "LIVE JOCELYNE REACTION" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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LIVE JOCELYNE REACTION
that's not the end!  there's more tomorrow, already on patreon!...
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
hey, kid, what do you want to play with from the cool superhero movie? is it a nude, melting senator who feels like a stretch armstrong doll that has been left out in the son and maybe mildly chewed by a neighborhood dog? WELL, SON, YOU'RE IN LUCK!
the most upsetting toy of all time: a small and horrible statue of melting, nude Senator Kelly from the first x-men film
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
James Gunn i demand u bring back Conservative Superman
Superman shaking Jared Fogle’s hand
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
(July 10, 2026)
Sal and Danny saw you from across the room and enjoy your vibe.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
trying to voice recognition a search for superman's actor
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Drivaaar @drivaaar.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
I want YOU to transform Autobot City (with generous green spaces, affordable public transport and amenities, and plentiful social initiatives)
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
welp back to drawing comics featuring a character you can't see yet for like 11 months
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