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by David M Willis on June 5, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – Of Mike And Men
└ Tags: jason, jennifer

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    June 5, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

    “It’s called Comic Book Time, my good man”

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      June 5, 2018 at 12:34 am | #

      **reads first comment**
      **clicks Link**
      **spends nearly 40 minutes reading**
      **finally returns to comment**
      Damn you TV Tropes!

      • Paidraig
        Paidraig
        June 5, 2018 at 3:48 am | #

        I was all proud of myself for not going off on a TVTrope delve, only to realize it has been 4 hours, and I had been rereading several of the comics listed in the tropes’ article (but I never clicked a link on the page, so… victory?!)

      • Victor
        Victor
        June 5, 2018 at 9:16 am | #

        I managed to avoid getting sucked in.

        In real time, she’d be 25 or 26 by now, given that she was a 17 or 18 year old freshman back in 2010. Of course, by the time freshman year ends in-comic, she’d be retirement age in real time. (Only slight exaggeration needed, they’ve not even hit fall break yet, and it’s been 8 years. Willis is younger than I am, so I might not even live long enough to see spring break.)

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 5, 2018 at 12:18 pm | #

      *mouses over link*
      *sees which trope it is*
      *doesn’t click because he has it memorized*

      …..

      …. I am not sure whether this means I win or I lose.

  2. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    June 5, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    whynotboth.jpg

  3. Nono
    Nono
    June 5, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    The scary thing is, if we didn’t know for a fact that Billie was underage, she’d be pretty convincing.

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      June 5, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

      she has a lot of practice in bullshitting

  4. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    June 5, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Today’s my birthday. This sass will be a suitable present.

  5. Mr D
    Mr D
    June 5, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    PEOPLE:
    STOP THE PRESSES
    TARA STRONG SAYS TAHT THE OG TEEN TITANS SHOW MAY GET RENEWED FOR ANOTHER SEASON

    If the Teen Titans Go movie does well at the box office. TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM!

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      June 5, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

      No.

      • Mr D
        Mr D
        June 5, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

        I mean, it’s not like you have to sit at the theater to watch it, just paying 5 bux for the resurrection of the old series.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          June 5, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

          Where do you live that movie tix are still only 5 bucks? 12 here, minimum.

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            June 5, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

            If you do a matinee around here, it’s $5, I believe. Maybe $6. I mostly only go to movies when I can do so for free.

          • Mr D
            Mr D
            June 5, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

            Wednesday’s is a slow day at the local theater, so they have every movie at 50% off. every week, no exceptions.

            • Mr D
              Mr D
              June 5, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

              combine that with Matinees and you get movies for under 5 bux.

          • LookingIn
            LookingIn
            June 5, 2018 at 12:31 am | #

            matinees and bargain days, even the largest chains have bargain days(Tuesday or Wednesday, slowest days overall) so it’s not unheard of…

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          June 5, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

          The show you want to see is just a memory.

          • Mr D
            Mr D
            June 5, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

            Look, Young Justice got its third season, let me hype, will ya?

            • Yumi
              Yumi
              June 5, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

              Okay, but at least tell me you got the reference.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                June 5, 2018 at 8:46 pm | #

                I dunno about Mr D but I got that reference.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      June 5, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      Nah.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      June 5, 2018 at 1:10 am | #

      It wouldn’t be good enough for people, anyway.

    • Shiro
      Shiro
      June 5, 2018 at 1:16 am | #

      Honestly, I trust that about as far as I can throw it

      I can’t throw an incorporeal statement on twitter very far

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      June 5, 2018 at 10:47 am | #

      I’ll go see it, if only because that’ll make my moviephile dad go see it with me, and I’m kind of a sadist that way.

      Also, I’ve seen a bunch of the show and not hated it. It’s not *good*, per say, but it’s mildly entertaining at times and whenever I watch it I find myself saying to myself “I like these actors and am happy that they’re still working and drawing paychecks”.

  6. Purblebirb
    Purblebirb
    June 5, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    “Your powers are weak, old man”

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      June 5, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      “You should not have come back”…to Galasso’s.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      June 5, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      Now Billie needs to show him the power of the Dark Side.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      June 5, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      “When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the master.”

      “I’m still not serving you.”

      “Fuck.”

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        June 5, 2018 at 9:01 am | #

        “When you put it that way, maybe we can come to an… arrangement.”

    • Dean
      Dean
      June 5, 2018 at 1:01 am | #

      “It’s over, Jason! I have the high ground!”

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      June 5, 2018 at 1:02 am | #

      “You can’t win Billie. If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”

    • Fire_daws
      Fire_daws
      June 5, 2018 at 1:59 am | #

      “You were the chosen one! You were meant to destroy the Alcoholics, not join them!”

  7. Pablo360
    Pablo360
    June 5, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Billie is half of everyone’s D&D characters with a Charisma higher than 11

    • Lilyliv
      Lilyliv
      June 5, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      Yes! Though I’m the other half… I only seem to play high charisma characters but their charisma can only possibly come from sheer awkwardness, because I myself have the approximate charisma of a shoelace.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      June 5, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      I’d say she needs a Glibness potion, but I think you need to be 21 to buy those anyway.

  8. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    June 5, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Jason don’t ruin your new, fake job by giving her beer

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 5, 2018 at 12:41 am | #

      Eh, he can say, “I carded her, she had ID, what more can I do?” It’s not like the drinking age is a deep, inviolate principle for him.

      • Khyrin
        Khyrin
        June 5, 2018 at 3:53 pm | #

        Fake ID Detection is part of the job, though. and failing a random check can lose a store its liquor license. The store I used to work for made about 30% of its gross sales in alcohol, and therefore had ironclad, get-a-manager-written-up-if-they-don’t-back-you-instead-of-the-customer rules for handling booze. if the cashier feels anything is shady about the transaction, you refuse and process the rest of the order, and you scan EVERY bottle by hand. Customers HAVE tried re-sealing cases of bottom-shelf they emptied and re-filled with the mid-shelf.

        • Khyrin
          Khyrin
          June 5, 2018 at 3:54 pm | #

          That is to say, remove bottom-shelf bottles, replace with more expensive bottles. Not emptying bottles in the store.

        • Elsendor
          Elsendor
          June 5, 2018 at 8:06 pm | #

          holy fuck how do bartenders even keep their jobs. cashiers miss fake ids and fake checks and fake shit all the time and it’s just expected since there are so many variations of ids and checks that no one can realistically be expected to know every single one flawlessly.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            June 5, 2018 at 8:45 pm | #

            My sister took a course to get certified to be an alcohol server (not a bartender, just a waitress who could bring booze) and it tested her on like ten zillion different ways to detect fake IDs. This was in Canada, not the US, but yeah, those alcohol server tests do not fuck around on fake IDs.

  9. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    June 5, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    YOUR JEDI TRICKS DO NOT WORK HERE

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      June 5, 2018 at 1:04 am | #

      Jason’s a Toydarian, mind tricks don’t work on him.

  10. Bagge
    Bagge
    June 5, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    Wonderful call-back to Ruth’s description of their hypothetical European vacation.

    Billie is such a romantic.

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      June 5, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

      Specifically, a Shakespearean teenage romantic: young, dumb, and recklessly pushing towards a double suicide

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        June 5, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

        But it would be for looooooooove <3

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          June 5, 2018 at 12:42 am | #

          It would be for stupid timing and failing to actually tell the kids what the plan was.

  11. Mr D
    Mr D
    June 5, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    Related to Jason’s situation:
    What DO you do if a student comes onto you?
    (Related questions: Does a TA count as a teacher or a student? Can they get fired for having a relationship with a student they don’t teach?)

    • Viktoria
      Viktoria
      June 5, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

      Say no. Same as if you’re a boss w/an employee or an adult w/someone underage. Turn them down, politely but firmly. You’re the one with power, you need to be responsible. Then document the incident and report it to someone else, so there’s a record that you are actively avoiding the problem.

      • Mr D
        Mr D
        June 5, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

        Sensible answer. What about the other two questions?

        • krveale
          krveale
          June 5, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

          TA counts as a teacher, because they have a direct impact on the grades of the students in their care. MAJOR power disparity.

          I have known situations where dating a student was not a problem, but that was very firmly ring-fenced at the level of “I am teaching in the college of humanities; you are a student in the college of sciences – there is NO POSSIBLE WAY I could have power over you because we operate in entirely different spheres.”

          And even then, if the age disparity was significant it’d still be skeevy.

          Hell, I’ve asked colleagues to double-mark students in my classes when they’ve been the siblings of old friends of mine, despite the fact I barely know them and don’t have contact with them: that way there’s no possibility it’ll look either like I’m showing favouritism OR that I’m being extra harsh to hassle them.

          • LeslieBean4Shizzle
            LeslieBean4Shizzle
            June 6, 2018 at 1:12 am | #

            You think the age difference between undergrad and grad (as little as 1 year, on average something like 4 years) is a skeevy? Yeah… I think you and I may have to agree to disagree. My dating life would likely shock and confuse you.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              June 6, 2018 at 7:27 am | #

              krveale did say “if the age disparity was significant”

        • Axel
          Axel
          June 5, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

          afaik – question 2/3: Both in different ways (they’re a student to profs and a teacher to students), and usually no but if there’s a risk they’ll end up being a TA for that student they might be jeopardizing their chance at TAing

          • krveale
            krveale
            June 5, 2018 at 12:27 am | #

            oh shit yes – relationships between TAs and professors are skeevy in exactly the same way it’d be between TAs and students. Extra-specially so if the TA in question has that prof as their supervisor for postgrad work.

            The only way I’ve seen such a thing handled in a way that wasn’t A Problem was where the people involved were clearly attracted to each other, but kept things entirely professional until the junior partner was entirely graduated and had a job somewhere else. They then said, “That felt like it could have been a thing. Do you think it could be a thing?” and it turned out that it worked, and the relationship accelerated from there because they’d already worked together for years and knew each other well.

            They were just careful not to pull the trigger on trying things out until there was NO POSSIBILITY that power-dynamics might fuck them up.

            • Mr D
              Mr D
              June 5, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

              This is really interesting for me because in my country there isn’t any such thing as a TA, you are either a Teacher or a student. If you’re teaching, then that means you have already graduated.
              The closesty thing would be Tutors, and those are informal things that are arranged between students.

              • Khno
                Khno
                June 5, 2018 at 5:22 am | #

                I’m not sure where you’re from then, I thought you were from F?
                Because if that’s the case, it’s not that old but 3rd year License students get to teach and grade 1rst year License students. of course, you would have to know them to know they’re not teachers because they present themselves as teachers. A side effect of Bologna and universities’ autonomy…

              • krveale
                krveale
                June 5, 2018 at 5:58 am | #

                In the context I’m coming from – NZ, which is different from the US but overlaps in some ways – postgraduate students are often responsible for teaching university courses.

                In that way they’re senior to the undergrads, but still under the professors.

            • Clif
              Clif
              June 5, 2018 at 1:27 am | #

              Careful not to pull the trigger on trying things. — As far as you know that’s what happened.

              • krveale
                krveale
                June 5, 2018 at 5:57 am | #

                *shrug*

                Sure. I mean, I was friends with them and saw that they avoided opportunities to move to the same city that came up and were comfortable discussing the situation and Why Boundaries.

                I’m taking them at their word.

        • Huehuetotl
          Huehuetotl
          June 5, 2018 at 12:34 am | #

          A TA is in a student, but they’re in a position of authority over students in the class of the professor they’re working for. They’re allowed to have relationships, it’s when there’s a conflict of interest there’s a problem. If they’re not sure, they should talk to the head TA for the department, or the professor, however it’s set up.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 5, 2018 at 12:53 am | #

        As an additional reason, even if there were no exploitation of the power imbalance, and no inappropriate favors in terms of grades given or test answers leaked or whatever, even if everything about the relationship were completely healthy and consensual with no corruption of job responsibilities at all, there would still the APPEARANCE of impropriety.

        Failing to avoid that appearance casts significant doubt on whether the student actually earned their grades, even if they in fact did. It can invite rumors, distrust, feelings of favoritism, and propositions from other students who believe there was impropriety and so can damage the teacher’s relationship with this entire class as well as future ones. And if enough teachers do it, it creates a culture where genuine abuse can happen and have solid camouflage, even if most of the relationships are on the up-and-up.

        And also, with a power imbalance like that, it’s quite possible to be in a relationship, believe it’s on the up-and-up, and be mistaken.

        • krveale
          krveale
          June 5, 2018 at 5:58 am | #

          Also all true.

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      June 5, 2018 at 12:44 am | #

      Replying to the Original Question:
      When I was a TA, I didn’t even consider the possibly that I couldn’t date/sleep with students who weren’t in my class. I did so several times. No one noticed or cared.
      I will also say that I was never told by any person that I wasn’t allowed to date students that I taught. I just never did because it seemed like a bad idea (and I never met anyone in a class that I wanted to date).
      So yeah – I have to say, I found Jason getting fired with no proof for an offense that I was literally never told not to do when I was a TA and, so far as I know, could have done with no repercussions… it seems a bit odd.

      • krveale
        krveale
        June 5, 2018 at 6:02 am | #

        Interesting.

        That’d all be career-jeopardising moves where I’m from, and clearly communicated as such.

        • LeslieBean4Shizzle
          LeslieBean4Shizzle
          June 6, 2018 at 12:55 am | #

          Why for dating undergrad students not in the classes I taught? To everyone outside of those Workshops, I was just another student. There was never a perception that I had any kind of power.
          I met the people I dated through the tabletop gaming club (which had both grad and undergrad members). There was literally 0 connection to the classes that I helped to teach.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 5, 2018 at 7:25 am | #

        You may have been in an area where TAs have different responsibilities? Some others have commented on this. The problem is significantly less if the TA has no supervisory or grading role.

        Not sure when you TA’d, but I wouldn’t be surprised if standards have changed over the years as well. We’re far more aware of the potential for abuse in such cases than we were a few decades back.

        • LeslieBean4Shizzle
          LeslieBean4Shizzle
          June 6, 2018 at 12:50 am | #

          My role was… weird?
          I taught (some) classes and provided feedback to students – BUT I did not grade them directly. Instead, I provided notes for the professor.
          Specifically, the class I TAed was a series of Fiction Writing Workshops. The reason I TAed them is because the professor was ill (chronically) and needed help with the workload.
          Maybe it wasn’t an issue because I had no power to grade?
          Anyway…

      • asp55
        asp55
        June 5, 2018 at 6:34 pm | #

        Well, I can tell you that a lot of universities do have a written policy, that usually say something along the lines of “definitely not anyone whose academic career you have any perceived influence over”

        And, since DoA takes place at Indiana University, here’s the guidelines that governed Jason: Indiana University Policy on Consensual Relationships

    • Jaime
      Jaime
      June 5, 2018 at 1:02 am | #

      Okay, my 98 cents…

      1.) I have had students have crushes on me, just as I have had what felt like *life-threatening* crushes on some of my own “cool” professors (this is NOT to say that I am cool!). I remember one professor in particular on whom I was kind of fixated for a while: he was friendly (we were close in age), pretty cute, collegial, helped me move on to graduate school (he wrote one of my recommendation letters), and talked to me outside class about various authors and texts. At the same time, he set VERY clear boundaries and kept our relationship professional. He treated me more like a colleague than a “love interest” (which was the right response, IMHO) and I think of him when I have students who crush on me. (And that is NOT meant to be egotistical – there is a lot of projection and other stuff going on with students, especially students in the humanities.) I set boundaries. After class I often talk to some of my students about stuff outside class (one of my current students is a HUGE fan of horror! *squee!*). However, I would NOT invite any of them to go out drinking or to a horror movie, for example.

      2.) In the U.S., the status of TAs depends on the school. Back when I was in physics, I was a lab TA for intro physics classes. I also worked as a “grader” for a few of the full-time professors in the department, and also as a lab assistant to the person who oversaw the lab materials and equipment for the entire physics department. To the best of my recollection, I was paid at the same rate as Adjunct Professors were in my department. I *also* got tuition remission (for anyone who doesn’t know, there is a LOT more money for STEM fields in the U.S. than there is for the humanities, so I’ve no doubt that part of my pay was through government grants and such). When I switched fields to English, I went to a graduate school that is part of a VERY large network of colleges (trying to not give too much personal info on the internet). One of the reasons I chose to go to that school was that they pretty much *guaranteed* that any graduate student who wanted to teach could do so at one of the 2- or 4-year colleges in the system. That made us Adjunct Professors, not TAs. I have a friend who TAd for a Distinguished Professor and, while she wasn’t paid in money, she got some credit reduction towards her degree and the prof. in question helped her A LOT with her academic career.

      3.) That…depends on the school. At the school where I currently teach, until VERY recently, it was not against regulations for any Adjunct or full-time professor to have a relationship with any student. My school has since changed that policy because it apparently led to trouble. I personally know that several of my colleagues are married/have relationships with each other. However, as an employee of the college, I am SURE Jason was presented with the “fraternization” rules for his school.

      In terms of the ethics of being a TA and being in a relationship with someone you don’t teach – as krveale says, it feels “skeevy” to me. Of course this is all IMHO, but I can’t IMAGINE getting into any kind of relationship with any of my students or, for that matter, other students at the school where I teach. It’s kind of like my head just shuts down if I try to think about that. A number of years ago I ran into one of my students at a club that I’d gone to with one of my friends who was NOT one of my students. Unbeknownst to me, my friend and this student were friends and apparently this encounter was completely random (we all had similar tastes in music, which was why we were at the same show). Instead of making polite excuses and leaving, I hung out and got kind of drunk with my friend and my student. THAT BACKFIRED. During the rest of the semester, this student kept expecting special treatment.

      When I was working as a physics TA, I made friends with a bunch of undergraduates at my school (including someone who eventually became my long-term partner). I would also note that at the time I was about 21 and many of the people with whom I made friends through our campus gaming club were only two or so years younger than me. However, after I started hanging out with them, I requested my class list for my next semester from my department. I was more than ready to request that I be moved to a different lab section if it turned out that some of my friends were assigned to my class.

      I mean…YMMV? It seems to me like Jason is being VERY unprofessional. By the same token, I have always gone to urban universities where the students and professors aren’t as isolated as they may be elsewhere, so I can maybe understand how people in those “isolated” college communities turn to each other. That’s just never been my personal experience.

      Okay, I am hungry and done rambling now. I also think that Willis is doing something very interesting with Jason in the current #metoo era – it seems like a lot of people here (myself included) sympathize with Jason. BUT…he did a lousy thing. And, IMHO, shouldn’t be “given a pass” for that, despite the fact that he has an English accent and a bow tie. 😛

      • krveale
        krveale
        June 5, 2018 at 6:02 am | #

        These are all wonderful points, and I’m relieved as hell that Jason’s fuckup came home to roost.

        “Sleep with teacher for grades” is toxic fuckery and it’s good to see it labelled as such.

      • LeslieBean4Shizzle
        LeslieBean4Shizzle
        June 6, 2018 at 1:04 am | #

        @Jamie: You make some interesting points, but most of them appear to apply to an Adjunct Professor (my current “career”) rather than a TA (ie, a student doing financial assistance work as a teacher). As an Adjunct Professor, there are full and proper guidelines about not dating students. But as a student who is getting financial aid?

        I do agree thought that the idea of dating someone in my class would felt ethically wrong – not to mention skeevy. As I said, I just assumed that dating students in my class would be bad. That seems fairly obvious (and yes, Jason is an idiot for doing so – I just don’t think he should be fired based on an unsubstantiated rumor, even if that rumor is coincidentally true).

  12. Some Random Name
    Some Random Name
    June 5, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    Billie should just get the cops called on her. I think it would be funny and it would knock her back down a peg.

  13. Viktoria
    Viktoria
    June 5, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    I’m trying to figure out why she went with Yunru for her fake name. That seems like it means something, but no puns are coming to mind.

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      June 5, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      Pretty sure that’s her actual name

    • miz
      miz
      June 5, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

      it’s actually her middle name, and there’s no reason to believe it’s not real

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/bigred/

    • CrazyJ
      CrazyJ
      June 5, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

      Is it a fake name? I thought he was just commenting on her middle name, and that she is in fact half-Chinese. If you are just using a fake id to buy beer, there is no particular reason to include a fake name, just a fake birth date.

    • John
      John
      June 5, 2018 at 3:37 am | #

      Billie’s actual full name is Jennifer Yunru Billingsworth. She’s got a really nice fake ID.

  14. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    June 5, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    shameless is Billie’s other middle name

  15. Irredentist
    Irredentist
    June 5, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    MAKE OUT

  16. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    June 5, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    Meanwhile, this strip has been sponsored by UTZ Snacks–the cheesiest of Cheese Balls.

  17. miz
    miz
    June 5, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    Roll for persuasion, Billie.

  18. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    June 5, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    You have no power here, Jason the Grey!

  19. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    June 5, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

    Billie he might not have the legal right to through you out, but he does have the ethical high ground here, however slippery it might be. And Galasso will accept none of your sass, even if Jason does, I suspect you will find this argument to be harder than you think.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      June 5, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

      Throw you out*

    • Mr D
      Mr D
      June 5, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

      Jason, I think, may be at the “gives no fucks” state of the day.

      Specially with how heavily he was drinking last night and working at 10 AM.
      (Did he even sleep?)

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      June 5, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

      He doesn’t have to throw her out, he can just refuse to serve her

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      June 5, 2018 at 1:14 am | #

      Fuck, I somehow read “ethical right” as “lethal injection”, and I think it might be bedtime.

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 5, 2018 at 1:33 am | #

        Hey, it’s the kind of mistake anyone could make.

    • Whittier
      Whittier
      June 5, 2018 at 5:43 am | #

      Speaking of legal, can Jason legally make drinks in a bar/restaurant without a bartender’s license?

      • Miri
        Miri
        June 5, 2018 at 7:11 am | #

        In the UK, the premises needs to be licensed, and somebody present needs to be licensed (e.g. manager/shift managers). So if Galasso is licensed he would be responsible for overseeing what Jason was doing.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        June 5, 2018 at 12:08 pm | #

        First, assuming he is in the US on an F-1 or J-1 visa, he cannot legally work off-campus at all without prior approval.

        Second, Indiana does indeed require everyone whose job involves serving alcohol to be licensed by the state.

        That’s in the real world. You may have noticed by now that the DoA world is one in which some real-world rules seem not apply.

        And Galasso’s Pizzas (and Subs) is it’s own world, in which even the lax rules of the DoA world are sometimes suspended.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        June 5, 2018 at 12:40 pm | #

        Not in Indiana he can’t!

  20. CrazyJ
    CrazyJ
    June 5, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

    Even if you went to college right after High School, there really isn’t why a Journalism major should have to take calculus in her freshman year. If IU is like any other college I know, then Billie has to take one or two math electives at some point before she graduates, and very well might delay on taking such courses til her junior or senior year.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      June 5, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

      Intro to calculus is one of the recommendations to fill the math requirement on the school website.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 5, 2018 at 7:32 am | #

      It’s pretty common to take such courses early on, when you don’t qualify for a lot of electives in your major.

      But no, you don’t have to. OTOH, the class is likely something like 90%+ freshmen, with the vast majority underage. Even the non-freshmen are probably still underage.

      It’s not proof, but it is certainly reason to be suspicious. If it wasn’t for the crow’s feet. 🙂

    • Raen
      Raen
      June 5, 2018 at 8:26 am | #

      Why wait until she hasn’t seen a logarithm for three years, though?

  21. Gojira
    Gojira
    June 5, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

    Why you give a damn, Jason? Now you live on tips.

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      June 5, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

      Serving a minor seems like a really easy way to lose his new job, and Penny already asked him why he cared at his old job.

      As far as I can tell, Jason likes being able to think of himself as a good person (possibly as a contrast to his dad)

      • Fire_daws
        Fire_daws
        June 5, 2018 at 1:45 am | #

        And lose Galasso’s liquor license.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          June 5, 2018 at 7:40 am | #

          Is there some sort of exemption for “It was a really good fake ID”?

          Essentially that they took good faith precautions and couldn’t have reasonably stopped this one.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      June 5, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

      English honour.

  22. Griffin Raynor
    Griffin Raynor
    June 5, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

    Unless she’s supposed to be thirty I don’t understand why being mistaken for that much younger is a compliment. Hell, even if she IS thirty.

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      June 5, 2018 at 12:41 am | #

      Besides, it’s a college town. They card everyone.

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      June 5, 2018 at 12:45 am | #

      because women are judged a lot on their looks, and younger is “better”.

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        June 5, 2018 at 12:53 am | #

        cultural BS aside, taking it as a compliment is also useful for having it not drive you insane when you know it’s going to keep happening most of your life. (I’m getting ID’d regularly again since last month. maybe not being on painkillers somehow makes me look healthier and therefore younger? I dunno)

        • Some1
          Some1
          June 5, 2018 at 1:04 am | #

          Honestly (as someone without a large interest in booze), I’d take the looks over the lack of carding. Everyone can drink, but not everyone can look young.

          • Daibhid C
            Daibhid C
            June 5, 2018 at 1:42 pm | #

            Yeah, but honestly, until you’re in your forties and show no sign of life having worn you down, all “you look young” means is “wow, you’re very short for a full grown adult”.

          • Inahc
            Inahc
            June 5, 2018 at 2:49 pm | #

            from what I can tell, looking young is good for your social life, but bad for your career.

    • BKC
      BKC
      June 5, 2018 at 3:04 am | #

      I recall her fake license saying that she was born in 1993. If we assume the rolling timeline as true, “Billie” is already 25 and will probably be about 40 by the end of this comic, making all of these fake ID comics even funnier.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 5, 2018 at 7:42 am | #

        Topical reference. I’m sure it says 1996 now.

  23. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    June 5, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

    Sure wish I took a gap year to get manicures while backpacking across Europe.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 5, 2018 at 7:43 am | #

      But if she’d waited she could have gone with her True Love and made scrapbooks full of memories.

  24. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    June 5, 2018 at 12:34 am | #

    I have to say, Billie is REALLY good at bullshiting, like really good.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 5, 2018 at 1:30 am | #

      AAAAAALPHA BOOONGO!

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      June 5, 2018 at 1:50 am | #

      But is she better than Walky? You know what I wonder if she gets it from him or he learned it from her.

  25. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    June 5, 2018 at 12:38 am | #

    Have we ever had any info on Billie’s family? other than that they are rich.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 5, 2018 at 12:57 am | #

      Her dad got rid of the city’s homeless somehow.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        June 5, 2018 at 2:36 am | #

        To a very nice place, I’m sure

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      June 5, 2018 at 1:34 am | #

      There’s a lot of lore from the Walkyverse, but in DoA, not a lot

      July 18, 2012: “I’m not exactly poor, and the only way my emotionally-stunted father knows how to show his love for me is through wads of cash.”

      July 22, 2013 [to Ruth]: “You’re an orphan, I’m basically an orphan…”

      I vaguely remember that thing about her father somehow moving homeless people out of their neighborhood, but I don’t remember where or how it came up.

      At the moment, I haven’t found or recalled anything she’s said about her mother in DoA.

      • CJ
        CJ
        June 5, 2018 at 2:03 am | #

        Also that Sal’s mother treats her more like a daughter than she does Sal.
        The homeless stuff came up when she wanted to get an idea about how to help Becky. And she asked the housekeeper as her parents were out (it was implied that was normal).

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          June 5, 2018 at 2:11 am | #

          Her mother’s having a number of affairs, as per her statement to Sal when Sal asked if her parents were visiting.

          • Marsh Maryrose
            Marsh Maryrose
            June 5, 2018 at 12:16 pm | #

            Ah!

            July 19, 2013: “My dad’s on every business trip known to man, while my mom’s doing business on every man known to her.”

  26. Some1
    Some1
    June 5, 2018 at 12:56 am | #

    I just realized a reason for Sal to lie about sleeping with Jason…her mother. Even if Linda isn’t a problem (which she would be) there are still reasons for anyone to not want people to know you slept with the TA. Considering Jason’s personality, this could lead to a situation where Jason wants to confess, while Sal wants him to keep quiet, simply to avoid having to deal with her mom.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 5, 2018 at 12:58 am | #

      And as another reason, Sal doesn’t want to deal with any administrative bullshit that feels like a police interrogation, or even yet another talk with her boarding school principal.

  27. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    June 5, 2018 at 1:00 am | #

    …. okay, now I want to know WHICH English accents these two have.

    …. and I want Jason’s to be cockney. I KNOW it’s not, but I want it to be.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      June 5, 2018 at 1:11 am | #

      Jason is Northern or I riot.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      June 5, 2018 at 1:39 am | #

      Billie wouldn’t have an accent as she was born and raised in the US and would have picked up the accent of her peers, not the father she barely interacts with.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 5, 2018 at 1:55 am | #

        Lies.

        She would have a local Midwestern accent. “No accent” is what we have here on the west coast. (Every unstressed syllable is a schwa. That’s as unaccented as it gets.)

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          June 5, 2018 at 7:02 am | #

          You specified English accents in your first post. Billie does not have one.

        • WonderRabbit
          WonderRabbit
          June 5, 2018 at 8:12 am | #

          As an Australian, you all have different varieties of American accent.

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            June 5, 2018 at 3:41 pm | #

            Except for Minnesotans, Wisconsinites, and Yoopers, who have Scandinavian accents instead.

            *flees for dear truth-telling life*

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      June 5, 2018 at 2:04 am | #

      Given that he is a child of wealth and privilege, isn’t it most likely that his accent is RP?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      June 5, 2018 at 8:33 am | #

      Jason probably has what we Brits call an ‘Oxbridge’ accent – Very precise and the sort academics tend to use. Billie’s is probably mid-Atlantic: some British idioms and pronunciations but mostly a normal Indiana accent.

      • Liquid Len
        Liquid Len
        June 5, 2018 at 10:40 am | #

        So now my head canon has him speaking like James Hathaway (Lawrence Fox) on “Inspector Lewis” 🙂

        • BenRG
          BenRG
          June 5, 2018 at 10:49 am | #

          That’s more or less how I ‘hear’ Jason too. Heck, he even looks a little like Hathaway!

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        June 5, 2018 at 11:08 am | #

        Given that we know nothing of Dargon Chesterfield’s backstory in DoA, I am choosing to believe that he is a self-made parvenu who has retconned an ancient lineage for himself.

        As to what he sounds like, I am torn between hearing him as Francis Scaramanga or Auric Goldfinger.

        • BenRG
          BenRG
          June 5, 2018 at 11:25 am | #

          I’ve always found Bloefeld’s bio interesting – He had been a double-agent, playing the Allies and Axis off against each other in WWII.

          Maybe Dargon similarly played the Soviets and NATO off against each other. When the Soviet Union fell, he got a knighthood and a life peership (membership in the UK’s upper legislative house, the House of Lords). So, he is a man of some influence and probably gets lots of ‘favours’ done to him in exchange for his vote. No matter how Jason tries, this “if you’ll scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours” attitude has rubbed off on him.

  28. Rowen Morland
    Rowen Morland
    June 5, 2018 at 2:04 am | #

    Making sure to only use English so the inevitable breakup of the Union doesn’t date the strips?

    • Liquid Len
      Liquid Len
      June 5, 2018 at 10:42 am | #

      For a minute I wasn’t sure which Union you were referring to (UK or US). But it’s English vs. British, right?

      • Eldritch Gentleman
        Eldritch Gentleman
        June 5, 2018 at 12:56 pm | #

        Most likely. What’s with Scotland wanting out of Britain and In with EU…

      • Rowen Morland
        Rowen Morland
        June 6, 2018 at 4:12 am | #

        Yes. Obviously a person from England might prefer to use one or the other and that’s ok. Around the time I was reading this strip I was clearly in need of a stiff cup of tea to deal with the days woes.

  29. stoodmuffin
    stoodmuffin
    June 5, 2018 at 2:47 am | #

    The face in which she says that makes me just <3 lmao.

  30. Danni
    Danni
    June 5, 2018 at 7:19 am | #

    “jennifer, you’re not getting drinks”

  31. BenRG
    BenRG
    June 5, 2018 at 8:31 am | #

    Is it me or is Billie being a bit too flirty for comfort here?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 5, 2018 at 9:09 am | #

      Hey, don’t knock it. It might land her some booze

    • Jay
      Jay
      June 5, 2018 at 12:31 pm | #

      They’re both consenting adults and she believes he no longer works at the college so….no.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        June 5, 2018 at 12:37 pm | #

        She has a girlfriend and they haven’t agreed to polyamory.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      June 5, 2018 at 1:39 pm | #

      This doesn’t really seem flirty at all to me, she’s just trying to get him to sell her booze

    • StClair
      StClair
      June 5, 2018 at 8:26 pm | #

      This is the girl who once straddled Danny while saying, essentially, “you’ll do.”
      She strikes me as someone who gives her body away casually and her heart very seriously (if ill-advisedly).

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        June 5, 2018 at 9:15 pm | #

        .. is it just me, or does “gives her body away” sound like unconscious slut-shaming?

        • Inahc
          Inahc
          June 5, 2018 at 9:51 pm | #

          aha, I figured out why the phrase bothers me. it’s setting women up as the gatekeepers of sex. and here’s an article on why that’s bad: http://junkee.com/why-i-have-a-problem-with-the-myth-of-women-as-sexual-gatekeepers/111532

        • StClair
          StClair
          June 5, 2018 at 11:40 pm | #

          Pretty darn unconscious, ’cause I can tell you I didn’t mean it that way, and might well use the same phrase regarding, oh, Joe for one.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 5, 2018 at 9:51 pm | #

        On the other hand, she wasn’t seeing anyone at the time. And was feeling very unappreciated.
        Just cause she was casual then, doesn’t mean she’d be casual now that she has Ruth to think about.

        • Fart Captor
          Fart Captor
          June 7, 2018 at 8:39 pm | #

          Yeah, being up for casual sex doesn’t mean she’d cheat on someone she was in a committed relationship with.

  32. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    June 5, 2018 at 12:44 pm | #

    Billie, if you are immune to English men, what about men from Wales? They have Doctor Who. Or Scotland? A scary Janitor from the Simpsons? Or an Irish man that likes fisticuffs? We can hunt down that Leprechaun from the Simpsons and make him fight Billie.

  33. Roborat
    Roborat
    June 5, 2018 at 2:57 pm | #

    She better hope he doesn’t ask for an alternate id. Or is she prepared enough that she has that covered as well?

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      June 5, 2018 at 3:03 pm | #

      she does; it was in the last ID strip someone linked to.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 5, 2018 at 3:10 pm | #

        A credit card in that name. Probably nothing else with an age on it – other than the real driver’s license. Which she probably doesn’t actually have after the DUI, now that I think of it.

  34. darynluna
    darynluna
    June 5, 2018 at 4:36 pm | #

    teen titans go is great though and frankly smarter than the og series. fight me

  35. Elsendor
    Elsendor
    June 5, 2018 at 8:03 pm | #

    as an asian, this is a real superpower that we have. if ppl question us we can just scream RACISM YOU JUST THINK WE ALL LOOK THE SAME and ppl panic. (i have never actually tried this, but i have heard bragging from other asians)

  36. Sunny
    Sunny
    June 5, 2018 at 9:09 pm | #

    If the last bit, and only the last bit, is true… Is “Yunru” not Chinese!?

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      June 5, 2018 at 9:22 pm | #

      it’s chinese, from her mother. it does take *two* people to make a baby 😉

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        June 5, 2018 at 11:28 pm | #

        sometimes three… with a surrogate

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
thirty different editorial cartoons about St Peter greeting him with NORM!, coming right up
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
today in #9chickweedlane i learned FUCK YOU, INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE, WE COULD JUST BE FUCKING OUR DOGS INSTEAD, AND WITH LESS CAKE I GUESS wait what
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I didn't know my mum was writing promotional emails for Nintendo now
Nintendo marketing email reading
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
I just got fired from Star Wars because my prequel idea was the exact same as the existing prequels except that Palpatine was going to be bishonen hot
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
so i'm thinking, okay, i took some extra photos of this set of doors this year so i could draw some other angles, it's an important set of doors, so let's pull up my new reference photos... ....and do you see a problem, do you see an issue
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
i agree! let's all celebrate the weeniejob
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Hmmmm hmm" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Hmmmm hmm
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
"man, what a loser, maybe i don't wanna kill this guy's daughter after all"
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
DING!!! FUNDED! Thanks so much, gang! www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
(May 20, 2026)
Walky!  Afraid to greet the sun.  It's early.  And it's math.  Ugh.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
I bet it was all those Dilberitos.
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🎄 Barb O. Saur 🎄🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @brentosaur.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Repost with a pic of your Gay Sex Command Center.
The Nemesis from Transformers.
seanthomason.bsky.social's user avatarSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Universities can't even have a Gay Sex Command Center anymore, because of woke.
1980s screenshot of Jerry Falwell in a TV control room with chyron
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Well, Lizard is here, and I've been telling myself for... years that I'd take down my Endgame shelf and put up Spider-Man:No Way Home once the final villain was out. So. That's a thing I gotta do.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
www.ebay.com/itm/23611085... buy my unopened shang-chi, wenwu, salma hayek, and talos
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Marvel Legends Shang-Chi, Wenwu, Ajak, and Talos, unopened | eBay
Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Marvel Legends Shang-Chi, Wenwu, Ajak, and Talos, unopened at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many products!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
just discovered "Humor Me," a editorial cartoon where you, the reader, do the cartoonist's job
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unknown @atomicdarth.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
they're just gonna cancel it once they reach 3 seasons
rollingstone.com's user avatarRolling Stone @rollingstone.com ⋅ 2d
Netflix has saved Sesame Street!
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Sesame Street Is Relocating to Netflix
'Sesame Street' finds new home at Netflix for new episodes and back catalog following the end of its streaming contract at HBO.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
just discovered "Humor Me," a editorial cartoon where you, the reader, do the cartoonist's job
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609767... one hour left on this dingus
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This is Netflix War for Cybertron Voyager Class Megatron! A Walmart exclusive, he originally came packaged with the Micromasters Lionizer and Pinpointer, but this auction is just for Megatron. No inst...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
uh oh, chekhov's murderous weirdo
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Practice" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Practice
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23610927... a quake, a quake!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
okay okay -- spider-man reboot idea the lizard is still dr connors, but he's dr PHIL connors, and he wakes up every day and it's groundhog day and he's a lizard is this anything
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dr. Connors is like a chameleon: always a lizard!!!
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