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Cyberstalked

by David M Willis on November 7, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Flyin' to the Red
└ Tags: amber, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    November 7, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    If it’s on the internet, it must be a life-destroying vortex of shame

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 7, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

      Sounds legit.

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 7, 2018 at 1:00 am | #

        Almost as legit as her checking it this morning and not a minute before.

    • Makkabee
      Makkabee
      November 7, 2018 at 7:11 am | #

      Perfect picture.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    November 7, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    Walky’s imdb biography includes such interesting trivia as “Number of McNuggets he can fit in his mouth” (12) and “Things he has pointed his weenus at” (ceiling crack, weird discoloration, itself).

  3. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    November 7, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    I thought I could trust you, internet!!

  4. Stu
    Stu
    November 7, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    Very well-executed brick joke.

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 7, 2018 at 1:01 am | #

      But not his longest.

  5. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    November 7, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    “That never happened, God rewrote history to be a b-word!”

  6. woobie
    woobie
    November 7, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    A valuable life lesson.
    All 5 year olds should know this by now.

  7. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    November 7, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    You Don’t Have to Be A STAR, Baby…
    To Be In MY SHOW…

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      November 7, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      Oh, honey, boy, I don’t need no superstar, ’cause I’ll accept you as you are…

  8. Pan
    Pan
    November 7, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    *checks imdb to see if Willis is in anything crazy*

  9. thereaverofdarkness
    thereaverofdarkness
    November 7, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    I just assume if it’s on the internet, Amber knows about it and probably knows who wrote it.

    • Sparda
      Sparda
      November 7, 2018 at 10:20 pm | #

      Is your gravatar a Soul Reaver reference?

    • thereaverofdarkness
      thereaverofdarkness
      November 8, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

      Yes, it is my character avatar, drawn by a friend. It is inspired by a few things, most notably Raziel.

      • Sparda
        Sparda
        November 11, 2018 at 12:55 pm | #

        I miss Soul Reaver so much ;-;

  10. OnyxIdol
    OnyxIdol
    November 7, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    Psalmsational servers? I hear Linux is where it’s at.

  11. Keulen
    Keulen
    November 7, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    I’m kinda glad I was never in any stupid fundie TV shows when I was a kid. Or any shows that might result in me being listed on the Internet at all really.

  12. LeslieBean4Shizzle
    LeslieBean4Shizzle
    November 7, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    As much as I find cyberstalking creepy, I also find embarrassed caught-out Amber adorable.

    • Ivy
      Ivy
      November 7, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

      It’s public information.

    • thereaverofdarkness
      thereaverofdarkness
      November 7, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

      Agreed. Embarrassed Amber is super huggable!

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        November 7, 2018 at 12:32 am | #

        And that’s saying something because Normal Amber is already incredibly huggable.

  13. BBCC
    BBCC
    November 7, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    I burst out laughing every time I see that punchline. Internet’s a bongo, Walky.

    Oh, Linda, you really paid it forward setting that role up.

    And Amber, steer carefully, it’s very easy to tread into creepy doing stuff like that. I mean, public information is public information and I get sometimes someone’s social media is super rad and you want to scroll (tumblr does that to me a lot) but …like, watch yourself maybe?

    • Catman
      Catman
      November 7, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

      So does the page automatically change bongo to bongo or is that just a thing everyone knows to do?

      • Catman
        Catman
        November 7, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

        Nvm

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          November 7, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

          Both actually. It’s censored but we do it on purpose a lot for funsies.

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            November 7, 2018 at 1:15 am | #

            I think if the filter ever went away there’d be a huge protest. Not because the comment section can’t handle a b-word here and there (if it’s not used as an attack), but because that filter’s almost a comment section mascot at this point.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        November 7, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

        I wrote bongo, but I used the real thing on patreon.

      • thereaverofdarkness
        thereaverofdarkness
        November 7, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

        Which words get swapped into bongo? Give me a list, please.

        • Lingo
          Lingo
          November 7, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

          Just the other b-word.

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 7, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

          Bongo, bongo, bongo and bongo.

          • LookingIN
            LookingIN
            November 7, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

            it’s a real bongo trying to figure out what’s being said….

            • King Daniel
              King Daniel
              November 7, 2018 at 12:38 am | #

              IIRC, the only other word that currently gets filtered is the c-word. I know a three-letter acronym that begins with S and ends with W used to be filtered into “glistening phallus”, but not sure if that’s still in place – I know the filter on “For me, it was Tuesday” has been lifted.

              • MatthewTheLucky
                MatthewTheLucky
                November 7, 2018 at 12:41 am | #

                Huh, when did that happen?

                • King Daniel
                  King Daniel
                  November 7, 2018 at 12:44 am | #

                  The c-word filter (I think it now gets changed to “conga”?), the glistening phallus filter (which may or may not have been lifted), or the “For me…” filter?

                  Can’t remember when the other two took place, but the latter took place at the beginning of Faz is Great, when Faz quoted that line upon showing up in Amber’s room. I remember because I was one of the ones testing the then-still-active-filter on that phrase, only to find out later that day that my comments – along with the comments of everyone else who was testing it – were no longer having that phrase disappeared from existence. 😛

                • King Daniel
                  King Daniel
                  November 7, 2018 at 12:49 am | #

                  (The phrase was originally filtered when the whole Amber/Sal stabbing backstory was initially revealed, due to an overuse of the phrase as regarding the two of them then. Or so I’ve heard.)

                • TheKelliestKelly
                  TheKelliestKelly
                  November 7, 2018 at 2:53 am | #

                  You’ve heard correctly about the reason for the phrase being filtered out. I believe ultra car used to be filtered out for a similar reason. People used to jokingly suspect her of being Amazi-Girl’s secret identity all the time (because Robin in the other universe actually believed that and it was a running gag there.

                • MatthewTheLucky
                  MatthewTheLucky
                  November 7, 2018 at 11:49 am | #

                  Dammit guys, the answer was “The most important day of your life”.

              • Rabid Rabbit
                Rabid Rabbit
                November 7, 2018 at 1:12 am | #

                I still think the three-letter acronym should have been filtered to “decent human beings” or something like that.

                • thereaverofdarkness
                  thereaverofdarkness
                  November 7, 2018 at 1:37 am | #

                  I am now confused as to this three letter acronym.

                • Suitora
                  Suitora
                  November 7, 2018 at 1:57 am | #

                  Ess Jay Double Yew.

                • Suitora
                  Suitora
                  November 7, 2018 at 1:57 am | #

                  Just for those curious. It took me a while to figure out.

                • thereaverofdarkness
                  thereaverofdarkness
                  November 7, 2018 at 5:22 am | #

                  SJW? Interesting. Censor the ones who lead censorship. Fight fire with fire! Also, I just wanted an excuse to type the acronym to see what it gets turned into.

                • Rain
                  Rain
                  November 7, 2018 at 6:40 am | #

                  You… you do realize that that’s not a self-applied moniker, right? Changing it to different words did not annoy those you’d consider “””SJWs”””, it annoyed people who like calling other people that.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  November 7, 2018 at 7:32 am | #

                  It was my favorite and I’m sad it’s gone. The world is a colder, less glistening place without it.

                  Bongo is still good though. I’ve been using it elsewhere. We need to make it catch on.

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  November 7, 2018 at 3:14 pm | #

                  I am afraid that if we get bongo to catch on, Sir Willis will get annoyed and change it to something else.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  November 7, 2018 at 10:05 pm | #

                  I doubt it. The b-word itself doesn’t seem to upset Willis, and we’re allowed to use it on Patreon. It’s specifically blocked here because people abused it when Roz yelled at Joyce and it got really creepy.

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  November 8, 2018 at 4:11 pm | #

                  Well, this is Sir Willis we are talking about. He would do it just for the lols.

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          November 7, 2018 at 12:36 am | #

          The only such word I know of might make you twitch.

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            November 7, 2018 at 12:45 am | #

            Would revealing it make one regarded as a snitch?

          • thereaverofdarkness
            thereaverofdarkness
            November 7, 2018 at 1:36 am | #

            I’ve an itch
            I want to know which
            Fill my vocabulary without a hitch
            Tell me, you bongo

            nah, j/k I figured it out at this point already!

        • Khyrin
          Khyrin
          November 7, 2018 at 12:38 am | #

          It starts with a B, and rhymes with wongo and itch.

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            November 7, 2018 at 8:43 am | #

            Technically, it doesn’t rhyme with wongo, it alliterates with wongo.

      • Icalasari
        Icalasari
        November 7, 2018 at 2:12 am | #

        Wait which word?

        bongo
        Fuck
        Ass
        Bastard
        Shit

        I am now curious as to the censor system

        • Icalasari
          Icalasari
          November 7, 2018 at 2:13 am | #

          Ok so literally only one. Huh. Well then

          • alice
            alice
            November 7, 2018 at 3:03 am | #

            well it was the only actually offensive word in your list so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

          • Zee
            Zee
            November 7, 2018 at 8:07 am | #

            There’s also conga
            And bastard can be offensive

  14. Kern Wallace
    Kern Wallace
    November 7, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

    New best punchline.

  15. Tacos
    Tacos
    November 7, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

    Son, if you did something embarrassing you can bet your ass that there’s a record of it somewhere on the Internet.

  16. 1 2 2 50 in Roman numerals
    1 2 2 50 in Roman numerals
    November 7, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

    They truly have a buetifull relationship

  17. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    November 7, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

    Walky can forgive stalking, but he wouldn’t forgive that his own mom made him appear in a christian fundamentalist show that indoctrinated people like Joyce.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      November 7, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

      I mean, he’s got plenty of reasons to dislike her already (although I don’t think he does), what’s one more?

      • Dark
        Dark
        November 7, 2018 at 12:56 am | #

        I don’t think Walky actively dislikes anyone.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          November 7, 2018 at 1:22 am | #

          Gashface, but then, everyone decent hates Gashface.

          • gangler
            gangler
            November 7, 2018 at 9:47 am | #

            For a second I read that as “Goshface” and thought you were talking about Fuckface the Lizard but were afraid to swear.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              November 7, 2018 at 10:10 am | #

              Pfft, no, I’ve even taken to calling my puppy Fuckface when he’s misbehaving. It makes me feel much closer to Malaya and my boyfriend hates it. 😛

            • autogatos
              autogatos
              November 7, 2018 at 3:40 pm | #

              I am forever calling that lizard Goshface now because it is hilarious to me.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          November 7, 2018 at 1:29 am | #

          He did get genuinely, legitimately appalled at Mary when she started trying to blame him for Billie’s depression and then revealed her blackmailing ways. As far as tags show that was their only interaction, but the level of badness and Mary’s General Mary-ness against Walky’s disdain for even sincere religion say to me he would have actually disliked her on any prior meeting as well.

          He also made comments about how Gashface got what he deserved, but I don’t really count hating Toedad or Gashface as anything but the bar all sympathetic characters in this strip meet.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          November 7, 2018 at 7:16 am | #

          He’s said that Ruth really pisses him off, but he was upset over Billie at the time.

          I suspect he’s not fond of his roommate.

  18. Bobcat
    Bobcat
    November 7, 2018 at 12:27 am | #

    Walky’s dark past comes back to haunt him…

  19. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    November 7, 2018 at 12:30 am | #

    Hymmel the Humming Hymnal never happened.

    I thought we were in agreement on that! Darn it!

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      November 7, 2018 at 12:34 am | #

      Hey, Amber never agreed to anything! 😛

      Neither did whoever added the IMDB credits (unless it’s Joyce in which case I will CACKLE).

      • ShinyNeen
        ShinyNeen
        November 7, 2018 at 12:59 am | #

        Aw c’mon, Joyce wouldn’t do tha- yeah okay she totally would. And I figure it was either her or some complete stranger (from the comic’s perspective at least), so…

        • ShinyNeen
          ShinyNeen
          November 7, 2018 at 1:04 am | #

          Actually I guess it could have been Linda, making sure her precious boy was properly credited for that incredibly significant success. That would be… kind of not as funny.

  20. Fiddler115
    Fiddler115
    November 7, 2018 at 12:49 am | #

    Hymmel the Humming Hymnal might not be a real thing, but Psalty the Singing Songbook sure is and it is great in a terribly awful sort of way. Do yourself a favor and check it out on YouTube as you imagine young Master Willis watching it in his younger and more formative years.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      November 7, 2018 at 1:18 am | #

      A nightmare image of Psalty used to haunt his Tumblr background until Blowjob Cat took its place. (Pretty sure there was no in-between, anyway.)

      Now it haunts my dreams.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      November 7, 2018 at 2:05 am | #

      I wonder if somehow someone could dummy up an entry in the IMDb listing for Psalty where Walky is listed as a bit player/extra?  Sort of the same way “Who’s Who” and certain mapmakers used to insert a fictional entry or town in their works to catch other publishers who plagiarized their works rather than doing their own research.

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      November 7, 2018 at 7:24 am | #

      Willis wrote Hymmel based on Psalty, iirc.

      So glad I didn’t have to grow up with that kind of horror *shudders*

  21. Clif
    Clif
    November 7, 2018 at 12:52 am | #

    I imagine the list of all the different ways the Internet could betray you would be rather long.

    • ShinyNeen
      ShinyNeen
      November 7, 2018 at 1:00 am | #

      That list would never end! We keep finding and developing new ways to betray each other via the internet! It’s madness, madness!

  22. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    November 7, 2018 at 1:14 am | #

    I know it’s probably just that I have a filthy mind, but my immediate interpretation of the second Amber in panel 2 was that that wasn’t Amber 3’s right hand, but someone else left hand, and that someone was moving in for a grab of them there bosoms.

  23. Alanari
    Alanari
    November 7, 2018 at 1:45 am | #

    Sooo when did she really read the feed? Or, in other words, since when is she interested in walky?

    • stoodmuffin
      stoodmuffin
      November 7, 2018 at 2:10 am | #

      An interesting question, but knowing Amber it could’ve been last night.

      • Alanari
        Alanari
        November 7, 2018 at 2:51 am | #

        If Amber puts a lot of emphasis on something, it usually is a lie. And she’s emphasising “this morning.”

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 7, 2018 at 9:41 am | #

          I don’t honestly know when Amber read the feed though I’m guessing it was before they started texting. But I know when she was first interested in Walky. Panel two of http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-7/01-glower-vacuum/caughtcha/ .

  24. stoodmuffin
    stoodmuffin
    November 7, 2018 at 2:10 am | #

    This is my favorite strip between the two of them

  25. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 7, 2018 at 2:32 am | #

    HYMMEL!

    • Danielle
      Danielle
      November 7, 2018 at 2:43 am | #

      THE SINGING SONGBOOK

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 7, 2018 at 2:44 am | #

      I still maintain the hope that Becky will at some point bring her old tapes (smuggled out from Anderson’s, obviously) and wonder if a certain mouse boy Joyce never shut up about is awfully familiar…

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      November 7, 2018 at 3:48 am | #

      Psalmsational

  26. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 7, 2018 at 2:33 am | #

    I love Amber’s apologetic expression. “Um…. this is a normal thing to do in a relationship… right?”

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      November 7, 2018 at 2:47 am | #

      …and how she holds it for an extra beat with just a slightly wider grin. Great use of space by Willis having her overlap herself there.

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      November 7, 2018 at 2:59 am | #

      Well, it’s nothing I haven’t had done to me. Though in my case the more impressive part was that she identified a couple of my friends with much greater online presences than I have, and stalked them in case I ever showed up.

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      November 7, 2018 at 5:14 am | #

      I think cyberstalking is done to some degree in every relationship now. It’s just a sign of the times (like how 3/4 of every teen relationship has experimented with sexting at one point, despite the fact that it’s technically “child porn”). It’s just a matter of making sure that the person who does it isn’t creepy/abusive about it.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 7, 2018 at 7:26 am | #

        It can be something of a self-defense tactic as well: Does anything really creepy or dangerous come up. Conceptually, it’s not really any different than asking friends who know him better than you do about him.

        Depends how far you take it of course.

        • Sunny
          Sunny
          November 7, 2018 at 9:52 am | #

          Would it be creepy then if almost nothing showed up? As someone who doesn’t use social media I’m almost unknown to the internet.

          • Liquid Len
            Liquid Len
            November 7, 2018 at 12:50 pm | #

            At this point, probably. Or you’re very good at hiding yourself in your online interactions. But depending on where you look/hack in to, there’s plenty of stuff out there – personal emails on whatever server, property transactions, DMV records. I know I also have stuff with my name on it at the US Patent Office, and a metric ton of stuff behind corporate firewalls.

          • Poofdepoof
            Poofdepoof
            November 7, 2018 at 2:55 pm | #

            Not imo. I know a lot of people who just don’t social media that much and it’s not a big deal at least in my circles

  27. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 7, 2018 at 3:37 am | #

    Normal is overrated.

  28. Imp
    Imp
    November 7, 2018 at 3:51 am | #

    I’m just really hoping this Walky-and-Amber thing doesn’t lead to a Ross and Rachel-style fight over “WE WERE ON A BREAK” between Walky and Dorothy. Dorothy is so much more level-headed than Rachel.

    • Poofdepoof
      Poofdepoof
      November 7, 2018 at 2:53 pm | #

      They’re no longer on pause though? They’re like, actually broken up?

  29. Jaybie
    Jaybie
    November 7, 2018 at 4:44 am | #

    I mean I think at one point I looked through my bfs old stuff on TV Tropes forum. I hope to GOD he hasn’t done the same for me recently. I was a total dweeb there.

    I should nooot be awake right now But like. I just changed a medicine I’ve been taking since I was 17 thats helped me get to sleep and freakin withdrawl is a big ol bongo.

    Also I just realized that sometimes I unintentionally read Sal’s lines in the voice of Applejack from MLP. I am amused and horrified by this realization.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      November 7, 2018 at 5:07 am | #

      I also tend to read Sal’s lines in Applejack’s voice for some reason.

      • Jaybie
        Jaybie
        November 7, 2018 at 5:11 am | #

        Oh goodness. I’m not alone.

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          November 7, 2018 at 8:36 am | #

          Thirded. I think I mentioned once before that I used to read some other characters’ lines in other ponies’ voices, but it’s honestly been years since I’ve seen that show so I think it’s beginning to fade. Sal-as-Applejack though, that’s still persisted.

          • Jaybie
            Jaybie
            November 7, 2018 at 10:21 am | #

            If you don’t mind, I’m curious as to who Joyce was?

            • King Daniel
              King Daniel
              November 7, 2018 at 3:13 pm | #

              Sadly, I can’t remember anymore what voice my brain assigned to Joyce, but I do remember I have/had Rarity as Billie, Twilight as Dorothy, and Fluttershy as Dina (Dina-as-Fluttershy still being a relatively strong association in my head, along with the aforementioned Sal-as-Applejack).

        • Inahc
          Inahc
          November 7, 2018 at 4:01 pm | #

          Yyyup. 🙂

    • autogatos
      autogatos
      November 7, 2018 at 3:43 pm | #

      Now I am picturing Sal singing Raise That Barn and it is hilarious.

      • Shen Hibiki
        Shen Hibiki
        November 7, 2018 at 6:28 pm | #

        Racist barn~ racist barn~ ♪♫♬
        One, two, three, four~ ♪♫♬

  30. pjeseb
    pjeseb
    November 7, 2018 at 4:46 am | #

    Quick question: Is it possible to squeeze the entire Internet into the 9th circle of Hell?

    Asking for a friend.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 7, 2018 at 7:27 am | #

      It’s already there.

      “Why, this is Hell. Nor am I out of it.”

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        November 7, 2018 at 10:56 am | #

        Christopher Marlowe reference FTW!

    • 3oranges
      3oranges
      November 7, 2018 at 1:59 pm | #

      Properly the internet has sections for each circle. There are things like pornography for the 2nd circle (lust), twitter for the 5th circle (wrath and sullenness), 4chan for the 7th circle (violence), and so on.

  31. Classic Appa
    Classic Appa
    November 7, 2018 at 5:20 am | #

    That’s right ladies, I’m a celebrity!

  32. Abel Undercity
    Abel Undercity
    November 7, 2018 at 5:41 am | #

    Joyce owns the box set. Of this, I am certain.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 7, 2018 at 7:42 am | #

      She does. Or at least this episode.

      I’m irritated that Hymmel didn’t get a tag. I’m not trawling through “Joyce+Walky+Dorothy” to find it.

      Oh wait: Linda+Sal got me close and Hymmel is tagged, but as the full Hymmel the Humming Hymnal.

      • Abel Undercity
        Abel Undercity
        November 7, 2018 at 5:55 pm | #

        Oh my stars and garters! I did not know there was a storyline! Bad Abel! Bad! How could I deprive myself of

        • Abel Undercity
          Abel Undercity
          November 7, 2018 at 5:57 pm | #

          Ahhh, verdammt. I done messed it up. I mean this glorious moment.

  33. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 7, 2018 at 8:21 am | #

    Walky’s twitter is an endless cavalcade of butt jokes, isn’t it?

    • JBento
      JBento
      November 7, 2018 at 8:27 am | #

      It would be, butt for that one tweet.

  34. JBento
    JBento
    November 7, 2018 at 8:26 am | #

    Congrats on taking the House, folks. You guys got me scared for a bit there: when I went to bed, fivethirtyeight had it at 5/9 chance down from an 7/9 chance a couple of hours before, but you pulled through in the end.

    On a completely related note, if someone would be so kind as to do me a favour, please punch Pelosi in the face now and every time she says she’s going to try for bipartisanship. Really, just clock her.

    • Egg
      Egg
      November 7, 2018 at 9:26 am | #

      NC still passed the income tax cap and photo ID requirement. Sigh.

      • JBento
        JBento
        November 7, 2018 at 10:11 am | #

        Boo.

        I’m surprised they let a tax cap go through, what with McConnell claiming to be so concerned over the budget defi- AHAHAHAHAHAH. Damn it, almost made it to the end.

        And I guess they’re putting in as much voter disenfrachisement as they can. 8/ double boo.

        • Egg
          Egg
          November 7, 2018 at 10:30 am | #

          What really gets me is that we already HAVE an income tax cap. Most people aren’t even affected by it. But they see “tax” and immediately go “oh no, I don’t want to be taxed” because there’s absolutely no explanation on the ballot about that.

          Given the blatant, flat-out liar mcliarface misleading wording on some of the other proposed amendments, I guess we should be “grateful” at least *some* of them were still voted down.

          • JBento
            JBento
            November 7, 2018 at 1:00 pm | #

            Well, they’re not affected by it NOW, but just you wait until they drop the “temporarily embarrassed” part from the “temporary embarrassed millionaires” status. That’s thinking ahead, that is. It’ll happen any day now. Aaaaaaany daaaayyyyy…

      • Jaybie
        Jaybie
        November 7, 2018 at 10:20 am | #

        Ughhh God it did? Damn. Shit Feck.

        Soon Colorado will be my state..and I’ll be less embarrassed hopefully

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          November 7, 2018 at 10:04 pm | #

          And I’m moving to New Mexico, where, as of about an hour ago, I’m going to be represented by a seat-flipping Democrat whose first name — Xochitl — is guaranteed to give the orange guy fits.

          And the Republican whose seat she won lost his bid for the governorship. Apparently that purple state doesn’t need me to help turn it a little more blue. Not that I’m complaining.

          (As a soon-to-be-former Californian who lives in a very blue area, I’m not sure if I’ll be able to get used to having my vote matter. No, wait — I’m pretty sure I’ll get used to it.)

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 7, 2018 at 10:47 am | #

        OTOH, though it’s somewhat subtler, they elected a Democratic civil rights crusader to the state Supreme Court and blocked a couple of GOP court packing amendments.
        This should help break the ridiculous gerrymandering they’ve put in place.

    • mrnoidea
      mrnoidea
      November 7, 2018 at 3:00 pm | #

      In other news, Idaho finally voted for Medicaid to expand into their state! There’s still a few obstacles for it to overcome before the state gets this health funding, but it’s a start.

      • JBento
        JBento
        November 7, 2018 at 3:06 pm | #

        Congrats! \o/

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      November 7, 2018 at 4:44 pm | #

      Michigan did pretty well– I mean, I would’ve liked a Democratic control of the state congress, but at least our governorship flipped blue. And we voted to legalize recreational marijuana. So. (We also voted to form a redistricting committee and extend voter rights in the state constitution.)
      All that along with some other results, state-wide and local, has me feeling pretty okay about the result overall right now.

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 7, 2018 at 6:02 pm | #

      Politician are going to politic. Punching our duly elected representatives in the face for meaningless bipartisanship noises is probably not the best way forward.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 7, 2018 at 8:43 pm | #

        There are actually reasons to talk the bipartisanship game. Watch what actually happens.

        Besides it may all hit the fan even before Pelosi becomes Speaker. Sessions has resigned/been fired as Attorney General. His apparent replacement is an outspoken critic of the Mueller investigation. Mueller is no longer shielded by Sessions’ recusal and the Deputy AG Rosenstein won’t be in a position to do so.
        We were already expecting more indictments or other action now that the election is over. Things may move very quickly. Mueller has to have known this was coming, but we don’t know what he has ready to cover it.

  35. Schol-R-LEA
    Schol-R-LEA
    November 7, 2018 at 9:40 am | #

    And porn. And bacon. And cats.

    Especially cats.

  36. tirachokko
    tirachokko
    November 7, 2018 at 10:57 am | #

    Oh Walky

  37. ConfusedOwl
    ConfusedOwl
    November 7, 2018 at 12:07 pm | #

    I, too, remember this nightmare fuel:

    https://thriftstorereligion.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/psaltyandcharity.jpg

  38. wakeangel2001
    wakeangel2001
    November 7, 2018 at 1:09 pm | #

    I occasionally get messages from people telling me they watched my entire youtube channel, which has existed for almost 10 years so that’s an impressive binge…fortunately I was never cast in some religious propaganda for kids so my internet history isn’t THAT embarrassing…

  39. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    November 7, 2018 at 2:28 pm | #

    I am surprised Walky got credit for that. I guess because he got a speaking line.

    The irony being, of the two twins, I’m more inclined to think Sal would be the one with religious beliefs.

    • Tommy Fresh
      Tommy Fresh
      November 7, 2018 at 5:51 pm | #

      I don’t think the KID having religious beliefs was a criteria for whose parents sucked them into embarrassing child acting credits

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        November 7, 2018 at 6:57 pm | #

        I imagine his mother is atheist and where Walky got his lack of religious values. She only wanted the tiny bit of fame.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          November 7, 2018 at 10:09 pm | #

          Willis has described the Walkerton house as ‘agnostic, of the apathetic variety’ before.

          But lots of extras get credit in movies/tv shows. It wouldn’t surprise me Walky did.

    • Beef
      Beef
      November 7, 2018 at 10:22 pm | #

      I’m curious, why do you think Sal would be the religious one?

  40. biggo
    biggo
    November 7, 2018 at 6:42 pm | #

    BTW, seems that the real Julius Caesar actually said “Tu quoque, Brute, fili mi!” (You too, Brutus, my son!).
    Having encountered Shakespeare *much* later than Roman history, “et tu…” always sounds more French than Latin to me.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      November 7, 2018 at 10:10 pm | #

      Also, from the context and way it was written in Latin, it sounds more like he was saying it as an ‘up your’s, kid’ rather than saying it sadly.

  41. Treita
    Treita
    November 7, 2018 at 11:18 pm | #

    I’m constantly amused at how much I can relate to her.

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