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May 12, 2026

Pachy

by David M Willis on December 2, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Flyin' to the Red
└ Tags: amber, dina, sal

Discussion (197) ¬

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  1. Ragnarok
    Ragnarok
    December 2, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

    Dina reconfirms why she is a fan favorite.

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      December 2, 2018 at 12:27 am | #

      As if it was necessary.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        December 2, 2018 at 1:48 am | #

        It wasn’t necessary, but it means we get to see more of Dina.

        • LookingIn
          LookingIn
          December 2, 2018 at 2:01 am | #

          and it shows that the other characters now recognize her worth at times, especially when trying to break the ice and offer help

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            December 2, 2018 at 2:06 am | #

            Sal’s only interacted with Dina, personally, twice. The first when she noticed Dina got caught up in the group going to the lake and confirming, yeah, they’re at the lake, and the second was when she snapped at Becky and Dina to stop tooling around on her bike and asked if Dina wasn’t supposed to be on Ross Watch.

  2. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    December 2, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

    This is good. This is non-violent problem solving.

    • woobie
      woobie
      December 2, 2018 at 12:48 am | #

      It can’t last….

      • Bluesnake462
        Bluesnake462
        December 2, 2018 at 1:25 am | #

        I think Sal is in a good place to make it work, Amber on the other hand still has some stuff she needs to work through.

    • Tan
      Tan
      December 2, 2018 at 11:19 am | #

      I’m here to make peace and speak in dinosaur metaphors, and I’m all out of dinosaur metaphors

      (note: may not actually be out of dinosaur metaphors)

      • Indoor Cat
        Indoor Cat
        December 2, 2018 at 3:23 pm | #

        +1 there are so many good dinosaur metaphors!

  3. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    December 2, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    if Amber does not employ the Riker Maneuver in the next strip i will be moderately disappointed

    • Shiro
      Shiro
      December 2, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

      Hmm, let’s google what that is…

      The “Riker Maneuver” was the name informally given by Lieutenant Commander Geordi La Forge to a tactic used by Commander William T. Riker, in acting command of the USS Enterprise-E, to combat two Son’a battle cruisers in 2375. Following La Forge’s suggestion that history would assign that name to the maneuver, Riker replied, “If it works…”

      Attempting to elude the ships in the area of space known as “the Briar Patch,” Riker ordered the Enterprise’s ramscoops utilized to collect highly-unstable metreon gas. Upon filling the storage cells to maximum capacity, Riker activated the ship’s manual steering column to perform precision maneuvering, and ordered the ramscoops released.

      Riker then piloted the Enterprise in close proximity to the Son’a ships, leaving a cloud of metreon gas between them and the Enterprise. Subsequent to one of the pursuing vessels firing at the Enterprise, the gas ignited, destroying one of the ships and severely damaging and disabling the other. (Star Trek: Insurrection)

      wha

      Fans have given this name to the unusual way Riker sits down in chairs by throwing one leg over the back.

      Ohhhhh

      • shadowcell
        shadowcell
        December 2, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

        i mean either one would work

        • LookingIn
          LookingIn
          December 2, 2018 at 2:10 am | #

          I just hope it’s the latter and not the former…I don’t think Dina would appreciate the sudden release of explosive gas

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            December 2, 2018 at 9:22 am | #

            She’d better get used to it if Amber continues dating Walky.

            • Clif
              Clif
              December 2, 2018 at 11:44 pm | #

              +1 Internet

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        December 2, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

        JF has a back condition, so he can’t just sit down like a normal person. So…

        Alternate Riker Maneuver: The reason he can’t KEEP all those girlfriends.

      • Uly
        Uly
        December 2, 2018 at 4:26 am | #

        The Picard Maneuver is how our dear Jean-Luc straightens his shirt, fyi.

      • Kinoko
        Kinoko
        December 2, 2018 at 12:50 pm | #

        I used to laugh so hard at the way he sat down in chairs, but then I learned it was because Jonathan Frakes had a back injury that made standing for long periods of time or bending to sit quite painful. Thankfully, he’s tall, so he can just step over chairs to sit on them or put a leg against a surface to lean.

    • Kravis
      Kravis
      December 2, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      Well, I did mentioned it yesterday, because that’s how Sal could have sitted.
      Amber’s not gonna do it, cause that chair doesn’t reaaaly allow it.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        December 2, 2018 at 3:17 am | #

        Neither of those chairs support the Riker Maneuver. It needs a low back and no arms.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 2, 2018 at 8:56 am | #

          Did they design the sets for the Enterprise around that?

  4. Shiro
    Shiro
    December 2, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Dina now understands Sal perfectly, because Sal speaks her language

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      December 2, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

      Dina’s gonna rush up to Sal and start talking dinosaurs every time she sees her from now on.

      I look forward to it.

      • Koms
        Koms
        December 2, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

        Dina and Joyce are going to fight now.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          December 2, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

          Nah, Dina will grab Sal and yell ‘NO. AWAY WITH YOU. I AM TALKING *SCIENCE* WITH HER.’

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      December 2, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      It’s like that episode of ST:TNG, but with dinosaur stuff.

      • lejwocky
        lejwocky
        December 2, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

        Cretaceous when the asteroid fell

        • woobie
          woobie
          December 2, 2018 at 12:51 am | #

          …at Tanagra.

          • No Name
            No Name
            December 2, 2018 at 3:33 am | #

            It would have been better if you said “Chixuclub”, because that’s where the asteroid in question fell. (and yes, I know all about Darmok and Jalad. wiiiiiink.)

        • nobilis
          nobilis
          December 2, 2018 at 4:01 am | #

          Dina and Sal at Indiana.

          • Kryss LaBryn
            Kryss LaBryn
            December 2, 2018 at 5:30 am | #

            When the fists fell.

      • Fogel
        Fogel
        December 2, 2018 at 6:05 am | #

        [X] & [Y] @ IU

        Billie & Ruth @ IU
        Becky & Dina @ IU
        ….
        Are there 100 or more of those, or only dozens.
        someone should do a table.

  5. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    December 2, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    *is conflicted as to play Spice Girls or Def Leppard. Twisted Sister is already spoken for*

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      December 2, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      Twisted Sister is the clear and obvious correct choice but if it is already taken I vote Def Leppard for second choice.

    • Brotato
      Brotato
      December 2, 2018 at 3:49 am | #

      …w-wait… you’ve been keeping track of all of these???

    • AGV
      AGV
      December 2, 2018 at 9:52 am | #

      Dunno about you but that alt text is begging for this song:
      https://youtu.be/B4L3ls_6UYg

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        December 2, 2018 at 11:12 am | #

        I just realized that’s Canadian Dollars. So, like, a couple thousand or so here in the US.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      December 2, 2018 at 11:01 am | #

      What, no “Bang Your Head”?

  6. BBCC
    BBCC
    December 2, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Did she just get through to Amber talking about dinosaurs?!?

    I love Sal. I love Dina. I love Amber. I love this whole arc.

    I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR!

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      December 2, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      Yeah! *high fives*

    • Kris
      Kris
      December 2, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      You’re a better person than I BBCC. While the addition of Dina’s always a plus there’s been a little too much Walky for my tastes. Dina can’t salvage that even though she’s working overtime on these two.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        December 2, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

        Sal is my favourite character. Marcie’s my second. I love Carla. Joyce got snapped at for her boundary issues (even though it didn’t take). I got SO MANY things I wanted (the top ones being Sal putting the pieces together regarding Amber and the other being her talking to Ethan and it went SO WELL). I got backstory. I got character building. I got Danny and Sal hanging out and being friends. I got Carla here. I think Walky and Amber are adorable (but doomed). Plus now Dina. I got angst and well written drama. Again. I love everyone in this bar.

        • Rabid Rabbit
          Rabid Rabbit
          December 2, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

          Don’t worry. It will all go to hell in a bit, when Sal starts referencing conversations she’s had with Amazi-Girl and Amber freaks out. (This is known as having faith in Willis.)

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            December 2, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

            I hope so! I want more drama.

            • Kris
              Kris
              December 2, 2018 at 12:41 am | #

              Soon enough Amber and AG will actively start fighting for control and deciding if people live or die by the flip of a coin!

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                December 2, 2018 at 12:53 am | #

                Nah, doesn’t have the face duality to pull it off.

                • Catullus
                  Catullus
                  December 2, 2018 at 3:01 am | #

                  Maybe she’ll start having the blush on only one of her cheeks :b

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  December 2, 2018 at 3:35 am | #

                  That’ll work!

              • StClair
                StClair
                December 2, 2018 at 10:25 pm | #

                Will there be a junkyard involved? Perhaps with tires and a car crusher?

  7. Sarah Lea
    Sarah Lea
    December 2, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Hello All!

    I’m a long-time lurker, rare post-er. Posting now because I’m working with a charter-school student who needs a survey question answered (to do JH statistical analysis), but doesn’t have a lot of points of contact due to special needs.
    If you can spare 30 seconds to help, please <a href= "https://goo.gl/forms/tYGpBxwzHjdTLQ0i1
    check out this Google form – it’s a single, multiple-choice question: Which (of these) is your favorite Disneyland ride?!

    Thanks!

    (Actual DoA comment: I love how Dina is excellently, yet [probably? maybe not?] unwittingly supporting Sal’s subtext re: Amber so beautifully)

    • Sarah Lea
      Sarah Lea
      December 2, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

      Drat drat drat drat drat. I even practiced!

      (Take two:)

      If you can spare 30 seconds to help, please
      check out this Google form

      • Sarah Lea
        Sarah Lea
        December 2, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

        Woo! I can internet!

      • Mr D
        Mr D
        December 2, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

        I’d be delighted to answer but…uhh…
        I’ve never been to disney. I don’t know the rides.
        I may never go to disney, since it is on a different hemisphere and my socioeconomic situation would never allow an off-country vacation.

        • Koms
          Koms
          December 2, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

          Exactly my predicament. I understand you.. 🙁

          • Sarah Lea
            Sarah Lea
            December 2, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

            Aw. I super appreciate the sentiment, nonetheless. Thanks. 🙂

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        December 2, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

        I haven’t been to Disneyland in so long; I feel like what was my favorite ride when I was 8 was different than my favorite ride when I was 15, which is different than what my favorite ride would be now. But I picked one.

        • Inahc
          Inahc
          December 2, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

          I didn’t get to disneyland until I was 21 or so, and still my main remaining memory is that the rides have really long lines. also the stores have terrible security – I walked out with a box of chocolates by accident, and nobody noticed, even when I walked back in and put it back.

          • Marsh Maryrose
            Marsh Maryrose
            December 2, 2018 at 12:47 am | #

            I am almost tempted to ask for a show of hands for those who are old enough to remember the thrill of the E-ticket rides.

            I have only been back once since that era. I got to watch my niece and nephew discover the horror that is Small World.

            • Leorale
              Leorale
              December 2, 2018 at 3:29 pm | #

              I was four, and at the phase where kids want to see things over and over again, and I completely fell in love with Small World. Sorry, parents!

              • Yumi
                Yumi
                December 2, 2018 at 3:35 pm | #

                I still wanted to see things over and over when I was eight (hell, I still do now), and had the same experience with Small World. My mom loves it, however, so she didn’t mind going on it a bunch with me.

                When I was 15, I liked rides like Space Mountain and the Matterhorn more, but I still appreciated Small World. Also, my dad and I got stuck in the Haunted Mansion, which adds to my fondness for the ride, though on a more personal level.

      • merbrat
        merbrat
        December 2, 2018 at 2:51 am | #

        Done. Was just recently there, again!

      • Mel
        Mel
        December 2, 2018 at 9:36 am | #

        Man this is so haaard

    • Marisa Mockery
      Marisa Mockery
      December 2, 2018 at 1:26 am | #

      Space Mountain. Only thrill ride that’s continued to make me laugh uncontrollably while riding ever since I was a little kid. If I could afford it I’d go every weekend and just ride it over and over…..

  8. Kris
    Kris
    December 2, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Pretty sure she’s just here to personally torment you forever Ambs! Getting in good with Dina is the first step.

  9. Dave Van Domelen
    Dave Van Domelen
    December 2, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Dina sure does move fast to get between Indiana and Smith.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      December 2, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

      Thought it was Smif.

  10. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    December 2, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Well that was disheartening

  11. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    December 2, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Yay, they’re communicating! My gravatar is woefully unprepared for the optimism I feel for a change, but oh well!

  12. Archivist
    Archivist
    December 2, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    I wasn’t expecting the dinosaur choice to be all symbolic, but I SHOULD have been.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      December 2, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

      A recent DYW Patreon promotion tweet refers to the t-shirt seen here as “chekhov’s pachy shirt.”

      • nobilis
        nobilis
        December 2, 2018 at 4:09 am | #

        I really should look more at the t-shorts Willis has his characters wear …

        • nobilis
          nobilis
          December 2, 2018 at 1:03 pm | #

          t-shirts

    • David
      David
      December 2, 2018 at 5:04 am | #

      Well, Pachycephalosaurus _literally_ means “thick-headed lizard”. I am not even sure the Willis has not made it up but am too lazy to check.

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        December 2, 2018 at 5:44 am | #

        He did not make it up! 😀

        • Durandal_1707
          Durandal_1707
          December 2, 2018 at 10:35 am | #

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfWMBxuA_Jw

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        December 2, 2018 at 3:31 pm | #

        It’s a real dino, and my childhood favourite.
        I wonder if I damaged myself by head-butting things. Oh well, too late now!

  13. Cholma
    Cholma
    December 2, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    Re: Alt Text. Sal wants a million dollars? Is it so she can buy a little tiny fridge for her dorm room, and fill it with those little pre-wrapped sausages and things?

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      December 2, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

      One million dollars. Next she’ll want sharks with friggin’ lasers attached to their heads…

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      December 2, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

      And shouldn’t the text have been, “One MEE-LION dollars”?

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      December 2, 2018 at 12:41 am | #

      And some Kraft Dinner. With dijon ketchup.

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        December 2, 2018 at 1:03 am | #

        Of course. Because she is FANCY.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 2, 2018 at 9:01 am | #

        But not real Kraft dinner. That’s cruel.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          December 3, 2018 at 3:14 pm | #

          I knew someone would post that.

    • UniqueSnowflake2
      UniqueSnowflake2
      December 2, 2018 at 12:59 am | #

      And, of course, John Merrick’s remains.

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        December 2, 2018 at 1:03 am | #

        Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones!

        • Pseudoclasm
          Pseudoclasm
          December 2, 2018 at 7:57 am | #

          And a green dress. But not a REAL green dress. Thats cruel.

    • Chronos
      Chronos
      December 2, 2018 at 4:08 pm | #

      Nah, she wants a K-car. Nice and reliant.

  14. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    December 2, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    Is this a couched metaphor on Sal’s part about appearances? If not, maybe she’s just a little on the nose by happenstance.

    • Nikol Geier
      Nikol Geier
      December 2, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

      Yeah, I don’t fully get the metaphor. Can someone explain it for me?

      • Miri
        Miri
        December 2, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

        Looks aggressive, isn’t. Mistaken for a fighter; is in fact fragile, misunderstood, may never BE understood…

        • Nikol Geier
          Nikol Geier
          December 2, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

          Ah, thanks!

        • Badgermole
          Badgermole
          December 2, 2018 at 12:50 am | #

          The beauty of the metaphor is it applies to both Sal and Rage!Amber.

          • DailyBrad
            DailyBrad
            December 2, 2018 at 4:55 am | #

            Yeah, that’s my guess for the moment, that Sal’s seeing common ground with Amber, and that’d be why she’s dropped by, either to talk it out or to confirm this feeling of familiarity.

          • Kinoko
            Kinoko
            December 2, 2018 at 12:58 pm | #

            I don’t feel that it does apply to Amber. Amber’s main characteristics to those who don’t know her are that she’s shy and short. This is why they don’t suspect her of being Amazi-Girl.
            I guess Rage!Amber is a bit different, actions-wise, but she’s still got the same physical appearance. It doesn’t really fit the metaphor.

            • TemperaryObsessor
              TemperaryObsessor
              December 2, 2018 at 3:36 pm | #

              I think this is either about Sal’s or Amber’s view of Amber and not about the world at large.

  15. paleotectonics
    paleotectonics
    December 2, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    QC tshirt crossover!! W00t!

  16. Nikol Geier
    Nikol Geier
    December 2, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    For those saying Sal isn’t respecting boundaries: At this point, Amber has proven to be an actual danger to her, stalking, threatening and, y’know, fighting her. Sal has some license in this case to suspend the, “If they want you to leave, leave” rule, as long as she believes Amber is not actually going to re-escalate the situation.

    It is sensible to insist on a resolution, and Amber has no real right to say, “Never talk to me again.” A reminder that though Sal threw the first punch, Amazi-Girl/Amber have been, overall, the aggressors in their relationship.

    If Amber makes a more reasonable offer, such as, “Let’s talk about this later,” then Sal should consider giving her space. But right now, Sal has a right to be a little bit stubborn about things.

    • Nikol Geier
      Nikol Geier
      December 2, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

      This isn’t a, “Amber is bad” post, to be clear. This is just about whether or not Sal is obligated, socially and morally, to honor Amber’s “leave me alone” request.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      December 2, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

      I mean, Sal really should listen to Amber’s boundaries in this case, as it’s not an emergency and ‘get out of my room’ isn’t really related to the stalking. If Amber was telling Sal to not speak about it or something, that’d be less reasonable. If for no other reason, she should to lower the chance of being stabbed. Again.

      Although I guess that’s a little complicated when Dina just asked if Sal could stay to talk dinosaurs before she kicked her out. It’s one of the thornier parts of sharing a bedroom.

      • Nikol Geier
        Nikol Geier
        December 2, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

        Amber *is* saying, “I never want to hear from you again.”

        My point is more that Sal has some right here to push Amber to address what she’s been doing to Sal. Amber doesn’t get to demand Sal respect her wish to be left alone when Amber hasn’t been respecting Sal’s wish to be left alone.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          December 2, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

          Yes, that’s true. I was focusing only on the ‘get out’ part. Yeah, I’d say Sal has a right to want to talk about this whole mess, especially with regards to AG. That said, though, Amber also has the right to not want to talk about it, even if I believe it could be good for both of them.

          That said, this is a story and Amber probably isn’t gonna get what she wants.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            December 2, 2018 at 12:38 am | #

            Which, y’know, it’s irrelevant because Amber asks to hear Sal out at the end so I’m basically babbling.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 2, 2018 at 9:19 am | #

          Unless I missed something, Amber hasn’t clearly told Sal to leave, though the tone certainly suggests it. The closest was when Dina asked and Amber said “Maybe. For her own safety.”

          Still, I think you’re misreading what Sal’s here for. The flashbacks during the fight and the thoughts before she came over didn’t seem worried about Amber as a threat to her, but were more about her own role in this and the parallels between them. I’m actually a lot less supportive of Sal intruding here, if she’s here to push Amber to address what she’s been doing.

          Sal might have the right to do that, in some abstract sense, but it’s not likely to work. Not now, not like this. It’ll just lead to more conflict, not resolution.

          • Nikol Geier
            Nikol Geier
            December 2, 2018 at 1:29 pm | #

            Sal’s here to deescalate.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              December 2, 2018 at 4:39 pm | #

              I think so.

              If she’s here to “push Amber to address what she’s been doing to Sal” as you suggested she has the right to be, I don’t think it’s going to work. If she can present it as more of a mutual thing, then there’s a chance.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            December 2, 2018 at 4:50 pm | #

            I am apparently blind. Or so overwhelmed by metaphorical dinosaur trivia I completely missed the first panel today. I even went back and checked the last couple of days to see what Amber had said.

      • Kris
        Kris
        December 2, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

        I think Amber was more or less being stubborn in order to hold on to the shreds of what she thinks Sal is that are slowly deteriorating as this conversation continues and she learns that Sal is an actual human being. I’m happy Sal is here even if it comes off disrespectful. If Amber actually has any intention of stabbing Sal in this situation there’s no saving her.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        December 2, 2018 at 1:43 am | #

        Also, Ruth is going to find out, and then, femurs.

        Then again, Ruth’s next steps were probably going to be talking to each of them separately to figure out what the hell is going on, and not impossibly (at least, this is what I suspect her training would suggest, which is not to say that it would be the right thing to do or that Ruth would necessarily follow it) to then get them to sit down and talk things out while she stood guard to make things didn’t get violent. Sal is just being her usual anti-authoritarian self and getting to that stage on her own, cause she don’t need no dang RA to make her work things out.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          December 2, 2018 at 1:51 am | #

          Oh, forget Ruth, worry about when Marcie finds out about this fight. That’s only a matter of time.

          • Rabid Rabbit
            Rabid Rabbit
            December 2, 2018 at 3:05 am | #

            What’s Marcie going to do that Sal doesn’t feel like she’s done already, namely abandon her for good and all? We know that Marcie can stop fights, but her instincts do seem to be to stop them, not join them in any way, let alone start them. So, threat levels:

            Ruth: Femurs
            Marcie: Disappointed face

            Which would undoubtedly be more crushing to Sal than the femurs (except maybe on the literal level), but she’s already half-prepared for it.

            Current favorite clusterfuck prediction: Amber finds out about Amazi-Girl and freaks out badly enough that Dina kicks Sal out; Sal goes back to her room, completely discombobulated because she’s realizing that Amber’s genuinely not well in the head, to find Marcie visiting Malaya, which makes her pissy enough she doesn’t even remember all the bruises on her face; Marcie, seeing them, loses it, while Malaya makes snide comments; and Ruth walks in on Sal seeming to be about to start another fight, while there’s a possibly unauthorized person in the room (not sure what the rules on non-students guests are).

            And then she sees Fuckface.

            It is entirely possible that she will then march over to Dorothy’s room, grab her, drag her to Sal’s, and say “Here. You got me into this, you fucking fix it.” At which point Sal will start ranting about Amber fucking Walky. The universe may implode at this point.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              December 2, 2018 at 3:18 am | #

              I love this clusterfuck and I kinda wanna see it.

              That said, you’ve already hit the nail on the head – Marcie being angrier or more upset/disappointed and it being harder to make up would upset Sal waaaaaay more than anything Ruth can do to her.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              December 2, 2018 at 9:07 am | #

              The other step in the clusterfuck that needs to fit in there somewhere is for Sal to meet up with Amazi-Girl again, knowing she’s Amber, but not knowing about the disassociation and with Amazi-Girl having no idea anything went down.

  17. Yumi
    Yumi
    December 2, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    The chairs seem to be part of the standard university furniture, yet these two are different. In-universe, it seems reasonable enough that they may have switched over to a slightly different chair model that they replace broken chairs with on an as-needed basis, and as such now have a mix of the two types that they distribute throughout the dorms.

    However, I choose to believe that the first chair KNEW how Sal was planning to sit and got rid of it’s armrests itself to make it less awkward to do so.

    • ShinyNeen
      ShinyNeen
      December 2, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

      Late last night, while Dina is sleeping and AG is out punching, the armrests just pop off of the one chair and scoot under a bed or something. They knew who was coming.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      December 2, 2018 at 1:17 am | #

      I spent about 15 minutes on Google Images looking at dorm room chairs in Read Hall. I could not find one that was armless (apart from rolling chairs that were probably not university property).

      But I did find public-area chairs of similar style that were armless. The chair that Sal’s sitting in could have been liberated from the public areas; maybe Dina finds armless chairs more comfortable.

      Or perhaps your belief is in fact the true answer. Let’s go with that, because why not?

      • Vulcanodon
        Vulcanodon
        December 2, 2018 at 9:49 am | #

        I work in an academic building and I can tell you; chairs are migratory. Probably both African and European chairs, laden or unladen.

        • Bathymetheus
          Bathymetheus
          December 2, 2018 at 7:47 pm | #

          Yay! Monty Python reference!

  18. Tacos
    Tacos
    December 2, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    The power of dinosaur facts has de-escalated the situation.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      December 2, 2018 at 10:21 am | #

      Being extinct gives dinosaurs a LOT of objectivity.

  19. Derek
    Derek
    December 2, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

    Sal is trying to build bridges and genuinely trying to approach Amber on a level she understands and might be able to connect with; but Amber can’t see that. I mostly feel bad for Sal here, I hope she’s not wasting her time

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      December 2, 2018 at 12:43 am | #

      Preettty sure the last panel was literally about Amber seeing that.

  20. Irredentist
    Irredentist
    December 2, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

    Maybe she wants to apologize? For, you know, holding her friend hostage with a knife. And for attacking her in front of the dorm room. Apologies are a good way to start the emotional healing process. Maybe they can cry and hug after? That would be we nice. Doubt it though haha

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      December 2, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

      And then Sal asks if she wants to go do the usual patrol, and Amber has another nervous breakdown.

      • Sunny
        Sunny
        December 2, 2018 at 7:49 am | #

        I don’t think Sal will ask that. She made it pretty clear to Dorothy she’s done with punching after the fight.

  21. Roger
    Roger
    December 2, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

    i’m serious i just want strips of Sal and Dina hanging out and talking about dinosaurs. No Amber no bullshit no Amber bullshit, just the real raw energy of two cool dudes being friends and bonding over a shared interest.

    • Chris Phoenix
      Chris Phoenix
      December 2, 2018 at 1:05 am | #

      Is “dudes” a fully gender-neutral word now?

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        December 2, 2018 at 1:09 am | #

        Many use it gender neutrally, but it does still skew male to a degree.

      • Brotato
        Brotato
        December 2, 2018 at 3:59 am | #

        It should be.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        December 2, 2018 at 9:32 am | #

        If Dudeism and Good Burger are anything to go by, then yes.

      • Zee
        Zee
        December 2, 2018 at 1:11 pm | #

        P much. Tbh in my personal usage of words I’ve stripped the gender from a lot of male skewed words when referring to friends (dude, bro, man, guy, boy)

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      December 2, 2018 at 1:44 am | #

      I’d like to see Sal and Amber getting along, but if I can’t have that I’ll settle for Sal and Dina talking about dinosaurs.

  22. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    December 2, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

    I love the unexpected Sal and Dina meetup, I love Dinosaur Metaphors, and I love that Amber is lowering her defenses enough to give Sal a chance here. I kind of feel like I should elaborate but also that’s basically it-I just really like what’s going on here!

    Fingers crossed!

  23. Deadjolras
    Deadjolras
    December 2, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

    Sal and Dina can keep talking about dinosaurs forever. Forget everything else: this is the highlight of this entire webcomic.

  24. goggleman64
    goggleman64
    December 2, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

    Sal is turning into Tohru’s mom from Fruit’s Basket, and it’s the best.

    • stoodmuffin
      stoodmuffin
      December 2, 2018 at 12:52 am | #

      I’m crying already and I have no idea what’s going to happen here

    • Axel
      Axel
      December 2, 2018 at 1:03 am | #

      I was just thinking about how much I liked her, and Uo.

      • Kensou
        Kensou
        December 2, 2018 at 1:09 am | #

        And Hana-chan! Mustn’t neglect Hana-chan.

        • Axel
          Axel
          December 2, 2018 at 10:40 pm | #

          I love Hana (and her little brother, can’t remember his name but I loved their chapter), but I always related more to Uo

    • MatsuoTanuki
      MatsuoTanuki
      December 2, 2018 at 1:10 am | #

      How do you mean? I’ve read the series and know who you’re talking about, I’m just missing the similarities between Sal and Kyoko in this mom—

      Oooooh! Distant and verbally abusive parents, biker delinquent behaviour as a shell to hide internal pain, and the realization that maybe said biker delinquent behavior may be harmful and destructive, leading to attempts to become gentler and kinder.

  25. Zellgato
    Zellgato
    December 2, 2018 at 12:56 am | #

    Ok. I have to ask.
    Why are there two diff kind of chairs?
    its dorms.. they’re bought in bulk. it is so bizarre to have two separate types. When they have uneven amounts they usually stick them in the common room instead..
    Did…. one of them steal a chair I wonder?

    • Uly
      Uly
      December 2, 2018 at 1:20 am | #

      Precisely because they buy in bulk. When they furnished the dorms, they used the cheapest chair they could find. Sometime later, they purchased a new batch of chairs to be used as replacements. Clearly, one of the original chairs broke or was stolen and so it was replaced from the new batch with no concern as to whether or not it matched.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        December 2, 2018 at 1:46 am | #

        Also, chairs tend to, shall we say, wander around. As long as they don’t leave the building, no one in authority cares all that much, unless specialized chairs in showcase areas start to wander.

    • Rotunda
      Rotunda
      December 2, 2018 at 2:44 am | #

      Could just be that there are two types of chair: an armless type for desks, and a type with arms for visitors. The desk behind Amber’s head does not have an associated chair at the moment, so that could be the chair Sal grabbed.

      • Rotunda
        Rotunda
        December 2, 2018 at 2:47 am | #

        Looking back through the preceding strips set in Amber and Dina’s room, Sal does indeed grab her chair from near the desk, and Amber is first seen with her chair away from the under-loft areas, where a visitor might be expected to sit.

    • Vulcanodon
      Vulcanodon
      December 2, 2018 at 9:53 am | #

      We just bought a couple hundred chairs for our college. The same style is available in both arm and armless, and since different people prefer one or the other, we bought some of each. They wander around and find their own destiny. Couple times a year we inventory and relocate them.

  26. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    December 2, 2018 at 1:01 am | #

    Pachycephalosaurus uses its thick head to get people millions of years after its extinction to sit down and talk, clearly

    • Jess
      Jess
      December 2, 2018 at 10:04 am | #

      Now THAT’S an in-demand skill.

  27. MatsuoTanuki
    MatsuoTanuki
    December 2, 2018 at 1:02 am | #

    That’s… wow. The Pachy allegory works perfectly for Sal’s situation right now…good on her and Dina for coming up with it.

  28. Kensou
    Kensou
    December 2, 2018 at 1:11 am | #

    @ Amber’s question

    I’d like – I’d like? I’d like a trip to Europe!

  29. Rikunda
    Rikunda
    December 2, 2018 at 1:20 am | #

    I like we are seeing Sal with the shields down. 😀

  30. AntJ
    AntJ
    December 2, 2018 at 1:29 am | #

    The last storyline involved a Walkerton twin defusing Amber with a burrito, now the other Walkerton twin is defusing her with a philosophical discussion about an obscure dinosaur. Love it!

  31. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    December 2, 2018 at 1:32 am | #

    This is going considerably well for these two considering that the conflict between them is even way more serious than we made it out to be and we took this entire thing pretty fucking seriously.

    It’s quite a blessing that they found themselves able to talk this out so soon.

  32. fire_daws
    fire_daws
    December 2, 2018 at 1:47 am | #

    Re: Alt-text – What Sal really wants is $65,000 five years ago.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      December 2, 2018 at 1:49 am | #

      …Thanks, Satan. 😛

  33. Sporky
    Sporky
    December 2, 2018 at 1:49 am | #

    If Sal had not given her opinion on Pachysephalosaurus, I would have felt ripped off

  34. Badgermole
    Badgermole
    December 2, 2018 at 2:22 am | #

    A callback to what happened to the other matching chair in Amber and Dina’s room: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/holyshit/

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      December 2, 2018 at 10:37 am | #

      Amber hurled the chair OUT OF EXISTENCE, that’s why we didn’t hear a crash!

  35. Gigafreak
    Gigafreak
    December 2, 2018 at 2:35 am | #

    “What do you want?”
    “Pachy, I just wanna be friends.”

  36. BenRG
    BenRG
    December 2, 2018 at 2:52 am | #

    I think that the message was received and understood.

  37. Bagge
    Bagge
    December 2, 2018 at 3:10 am | #

    Heh, stupid as Dina’s defense system is – it works!

  38. Falcon
    Falcon
    December 2, 2018 at 3:20 am | #

    Plenty of animals bang their heads against their enemies as a matter of course. Is there something fragile about Pachycephalosaurus’ bone structure that would prevent it from doing what deers do?

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      December 2, 2018 at 3:27 am | #

      The problem is with its neck, I understand: too curved.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        December 2, 2018 at 6:47 am | #

        There’s no such thing as “too curved”.

        • Emily
          Emily
          December 2, 2018 at 5:38 pm | #

          There is when you’re talking about spinal curvature.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      December 2, 2018 at 3:44 am | #

      I heard that it’s head is too domed so it wouldn’t be able to actually be used for headbutting safely because the dome makes the contact point too small and liable to cause slips.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      December 2, 2018 at 11:22 pm | #

      The fact that it IS part of the skull is a huge part of it. Ram’s horns and dear antlers are pretty good shock absorbers, so the brain doesn’t get shaken up nearly so much, and they’re not permanent parts of the skull, so if they take a hit bad and break the horn/antler…they haven’t broken their skull.

      (That said, the best guess is that pachy did use its head for intraspecific fighting, but that it wasn’t like rams or dear, smashing headlong into each other, but smacking at each others flanks, and probably not straight on hits, at that, so the hit didn’t shake their brains up.)

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        December 2, 2018 at 11:23 pm | #

        *deer. Frigging homophones.

  39. Ophidiophile
    Ophidiophile
    December 2, 2018 at 6:25 am | #

    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-9-comic/01-flyin-to-the-red/cowgirl/ shows Sal wearing a t-shirt with a Pachycephalosaurus on it, presumably because when Sal was going through her dinosaur phase, she related to its alleged fighting behavior.

    I think Dina has started asking people who come to the room the dinosaur question, not as a way of keeping people out, but as a way initiating a conversation about dinosaurs, giving her an opportunaty to show off her models and delve more deeply into the wonders of dinosaurs. She has discovered that many people are also knowledgable about dinosaurs. Normally, only Becky would be expected to come to the room, but the Amber related drama has been pulling other people in, giving her opportunaties that she doesn’t want to pass up. When a conversation about dinosaurs doesn’t happen, as it did with Walky (http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-9-comic/01-flyin-to-the-red/terrorturkey/), she is quite disappointed. (Also, I just realised that in that comic, Dina is wearing a T-shirt from “Questionable Content”.)

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      December 2, 2018 at 11:49 am | #

      I can absolutely see a young Sal being attracted to badass dinosaur Pachycephalosaurus.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      December 2, 2018 at 1:38 pm | #

      Oh damn, I totally missed Sal’s shirt in that flashback! That’s awesome.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        December 2, 2018 at 4:26 pm | #

        Willis is very good at little foreshadowing/hints like that.

        My personal favourite is Amber describing Walky as cute waaaaaaaay back in Walking with Dina.

        Although another one is back in Yesterday Was Thursday when Amber saw Billie and Sal walking down the hall and got uncomfortable but just couldn’t place why.

        Willis is a goddamn maniac is what I’m saying.

  40. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    December 2, 2018 at 6:43 am | #

    What do we want?
    Sheep freedom!
    When do we want it?
    BaAaAaAa!
    (Sorry, alt-text reminded me of that goofy bit my family sometimes does. Also, I caught a respectable herd of Mareep (My son) earlier, so it just seemed to fit.)

    Man, Sal, you could be slightly less invasive about it, but if this helps Amber chill her ass out, I’m down.

  41. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    December 2, 2018 at 6:44 am | #

    This strip gets better and better. As a writer myself, I have to say the characterization is brilliant. I’m taking lessons, here.

  42. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    December 2, 2018 at 6:45 am | #

    Why do my comments keep ending up as replies to other comments? I didn’t intend it as a reply.

    • Uly
      Uly
      December 2, 2018 at 7:05 am | #

      Are you hitting the link that says “reply” at the end of the thread? If so, don’t do that. Just scroll to the bottom and start typing in the box without clicking anything.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        December 2, 2018 at 7:45 am | #

        Yeah, I typed in the box. They came out indented right, but now they’re justified left.

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      December 2, 2018 at 7:44 am | #

      Huh. Now they’re aligned left.

  43. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    December 2, 2018 at 9:36 am | #

    Dinosaur-based conflict resolution? I’m in.

  44. Somekindatherapsids
    Somekindatherapsids
    December 2, 2018 at 9:51 am | #

    Never really commented before, but dang sal, dang.

  45. InTheory
    InTheory
    December 2, 2018 at 1:30 pm | #

    As someone who barely reaches Dina’s level of social acumen, can someone explain the subtext(s) of the strips since Sal entered Dina & Amber’s room?

    • sai
      sai
      December 2, 2018 at 3:41 pm | #

      Sal wants to talk out their issues with Amber, but Amber is scared and so is reacting with hostility and bluster to save face and drive her away. She doesn’t want to engage with Sal or stop thinking of her as a monster. Sal responds with calm and non-aggressive body language, and her conversation with Dina, where she meets Dina respectfully and seriously, shows Amber that Sal is more than just anger and violence. Sal talks to Dina about how people assume that the pachycephalosaurus was an aggressive dinosaur because of the way it appears but that it probably wasn’t. This is to tell Amber that her assumptions about Sal might be wrong too. Since Sal has de-escalated the situation and Dina doesn’t want to throw Sal out, Amber decides to listen to what Sal has to say.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 2, 2018 at 4:48 pm | #

        Are you saying that Sal is deliberately using the dinosaur as a metaphor to talk to Amber? Honestly, that seems way above the level of communication or planning skills Sal’s shown.
        It’s definitely the sub-text, but I think it just was Sal’s favorite dinosaur, back when she was a kid and she’s just now putting the pieces together about why.

        It’s working that way, but it wasn’t a deliberate ploy on Sal’s part.

        At least in my opinion. If it was, it seems a bit much for someone whose choice of words talking to Amber in this scene haven’t been exactly well chosen to de-escalate. The body language, particularly today, has, but if anyone gets the credit for de-escalating, it’s Dina.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          December 2, 2018 at 4:50 pm | #

          I think she’s talking about herself and Amber’s making connections.

    • Lauralot
      Lauralot
      December 2, 2018 at 3:42 pm | #

      In this strip, the thickheaded, assumed to be violent dinosaur that actually no one understands is a metaphor for both Amber and Sal.

      • Emily
        Emily
        December 2, 2018 at 5:41 pm | #

        Except Amber looks like a vision impaired stuffed animal but is prone to pretty frequent displays of violence so she’s like the opposite of that metaphor.

        • Lauralot
          Lauralot
          December 2, 2018 at 9:22 pm | #

          Amber views herself as a monster only capable of violence. Sal is challenging that notion. The statement applies to both of them.

  46. InTheory
    InTheory
    December 2, 2018 at 1:31 pm | #

    *Asking as

  47. Morrison
    Morrison
    December 2, 2018 at 2:36 pm | #

    Evolution’s bike helmet?

  48. joyfulldreams
    joyfulldreams
    December 2, 2018 at 2:37 pm | #

    I see that coffee of doom shirt dina is wearing. I see it.

  49. Pablo360
    Pablo360
    December 2, 2018 at 4:58 pm | #

    So, did Sal research Pachycephalosaurus so she could make this metaphor and connect to Amber through Dina, or is she just a closeted dino-nerd? Also which option is more adorable?

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      December 2, 2018 at 4:59 pm | #

      nvm I just saw this comic, which also answers my second question

      • IndoorCat
        IndoorCat
        December 2, 2018 at 6:05 pm | #

        Ooh! Good catch! I didn’t remember that.

  50. BobC
    BobC
    December 2, 2018 at 6:22 pm | #

    I’ve been anticipating/dreading this point in the story arc.

    Sal has multiple active internal motivations to change, but Amber doesn’t (or has been actively resisting them). Sal came to Amber, but how was Amber to accept Sal?

    Enter Dina. Then Sal spinning her Pachycephalosaurus interest into a metaphor for Amber. And Amber hearing it.

    Dina’s directness and literalness are inherently non-threatening. (Heck, even intentional threats from Dina are non-threatening, unless they involve dinosaurs.) It’s awesome that Amber is still open enough to hear such messages, even when they are manipulated by Sal.

    It just goes to show that even webcomic authors afflicted with a severe case of Butts Disease can still craft a great arc. (And Dina’s T-shirt connects to another such victim.)

  51. Hydrargentium
    Hydrargentium
    December 3, 2018 at 4:18 pm | #

    Sal really is one of the coolest people around, isn’t she?

    Hg

  52. Jhon
    Jhon
    December 3, 2018 at 11:19 pm | #

    Sal is about to offer a truly amazing insight about Pachycephalosaurus.

  53. PB
    PB
    December 4, 2018 at 11:30 pm | #

    ….. (wibble)

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