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Baby

by David M Willis on September 8, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Birthday Pursuit
└ Tags: harrison, jaime, joyce

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 8, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    it’s like when you try to eat around a cat or dog, but it’s Joyce

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 8, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

      I don’t know why my cat is so offended that I choose to poop in solitude.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        September 8, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

        cat: “Are you gonna lick that”

      • Lokitsu
        Lokitsu
        September 8, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

        Mine seems to think that any closed door means that we don’t love him any more.

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          September 8, 2019 at 12:22 am | #

          My dad’s newest beagle is like that. On an wholy unrelated note, his house now only has doors on the bathrooms and the outside.

          • Clif
            Clif
            September 8, 2019 at 1:20 am | #

            I choose to believe the beagle has a doghouse with doors.

            • He Who Abides
              He Who Abides
              September 8, 2019 at 8:52 am | #

              Pretty sure the beagles believe that too.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 8, 2019 at 3:08 am | #

            My boxer is like that too. If you close a door and he wants inside to cuddle, he’ll cry until you open it. And once you open it, he will POUT because how dare you have a door shut.

        • LeslieBean4shizzle
          LeslieBean4shizzle
          September 8, 2019 at 12:23 am | #

          Indeed.
          I have, on more than one occasion, yelled at my cat that I don’t stick my head in HER box when she’s using the facilities, so why does she fell compelled to do so to me?
          She has yet to give me a proper response.

          • He Who Abides
            He Who Abides
            September 8, 2019 at 12:24 pm | #

            I think it has to do with them being descended from pack animals. They’re keeping an eye on you while you’re in an awkward position so as to defend you if any predators try to attack.

            • Meagan
              Meagan
              September 8, 2019 at 1:56 pm | #

              Aw. How sweet.

            • Ronnie
              Ronnie
              September 8, 2019 at 3:04 pm | #

              Aww my baby love me!!

        • Amelie
          Amelie
          September 8, 2019 at 3:38 am | #

          If you’ve seen people doing magic tricks for cats, it seems that they have object permanence enough to be aware when their human suddenly disappear, but not enough to be aware there are rooms of their apartment that are out of sight. They may have no concept that there are things behind a closed door, which has to be confusing when they’re aware you are there

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        September 8, 2019 at 9:09 am | #

        I grew up with two cats. One would wait for you to finish showering so she could sleep in the warm, humid bathroom. The other would meow and paw at the door until you opened it, so he could come in and drink from the faucet. He got bathroom faucet drinks at least once every day for seventeen years; it’s a good thing we never got a kind of faucet he could operate because we know for damn sure the smart little bugger would have figured it out.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          September 8, 2019 at 9:56 am | #

          Which would be fine, except they never figure out how to turn them off.

          • Terry
            Terry
            September 8, 2019 at 11:26 am | #

            Similar to learning their name, they’d figure it out; they just wouldn’t care. Not like they have to worry about the water bill.

        • SeanR
          SeanR
          September 8, 2019 at 3:56 pm | #

          Do you know how many options there are for pet water fountains?

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            September 8, 2019 at 5:28 pm | #

            You think we didn’t have several of those over the years? We had the ones that dribbled water over an upside-down bowl and the kind that made a little water arc. Those were okay, but he loved splashing in the faucet water and sticking his entire head under it so he could drink the runoff. None of the pet fountains we tried gave him enough room to do that to his satisfaction.

            Besides, even if we got him the best fountain in the world, he was cat. Cats never do what you want them to.

            • ValdVin
              ValdVin
              September 8, 2019 at 6:03 pm | #

              “Faucet water is best water”, say a large percentage of cats. I also know this firsthand.

              • Gwen
                Gwen
                September 8, 2019 at 8:28 pm | #

                One of our cat’s favorite water is to lick it off the side of the bathtub after you finish showering. The other one will lick it off your leg.

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      September 8, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

      also this dream daddy makes me think of if you combined Craig + Mat

  2. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    September 8, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    If those are Jaime’s first words, then Joyce is already a better influence than Hazel over at GWS.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 8, 2019 at 9:14 am | #

      Better keep him away from Amber, too.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        September 8, 2019 at 6:04 pm | #

        Gawd, I forgot that!

  3. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    September 8, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    He’s taken too, Joyce.

    • Lala
      Lala
      September 8, 2019 at 12:24 am | #

      Pretty sure she isnt interested in him. Just the baby. The most I see happening with big brother is offering herself as a babysitter.

    • Drakkin the Alien
      Drakkin the Alien
      September 8, 2019 at 12:32 pm | #

      are you sure he’s taken?
      are she sure?
      you know, god has misterious ways…
      she could get lucky and get a manly man, and a bay and dodge the pregnacy altogheter…
      she could dream…
      🙂

  4. ian livs
    ian livs
    September 8, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    Joyce’s “OMG BABY” expressions are adorable (and I commend Willis for drawing that, the plaid, AND the tiny human strapped to another human all in one strip)

  5. TooOldToBeCool
    TooOldToBeCool
    September 8, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    Will Joyce start singing the Bieber song?

    • woobie
      woobie
      September 8, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      oh no

      • Sunny
        Sunny
        September 8, 2019 at 12:32 pm | #

        Depends on how it’s sung.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbNwvQXkYrY

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      September 8, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

      Let’s pray that doesn’t happen. The baby doesn’t meed a bad influence.

    • AGV
      AGV
      September 8, 2019 at 8:12 am | #

      Ohhhhhhh baby baby baby ohhhhhhh

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      September 8, 2019 at 2:38 pm | #

      Joyce would definitely sing this version of That Song.
      (Please work)

  6. Regalli
    Regalli
    September 8, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    Didn’t I say the Harrison visit would be a nexus of chaos?

    *Gets popcorn* It begins.

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 8, 2019 at 1:08 am | #

      True, but as a prediction it would be more impressive if the semester hadn’t already been a nexus of chaos.

  7. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    September 8, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    Lead on, McDuff…

    • Jaime
      Jaime
      September 8, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

      Just as long as MacDuff can lay on as well… 😛

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        September 8, 2019 at 9:08 am | #

        Don’t do that in front of the baby.

    • ego
      ego
      September 8, 2019 at 8:46 pm | #

      it’s “lay on”, not “lead on”. you know, the hacking and killing and stuff.

  8. BiOnyx
    BiOnyx
    September 8, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    Li’l guy’s a fast learner!

  9. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 8, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    Yes, the baby is adorable, Joyce, but seriously? My university has a daycare and people bring their kids all the time. Hell, I’ve had no fewer than three profs bring their kids to class and just tell them to stay quiet while mom/dad taught.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      September 8, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

      Probably not as much exposure as she would get at church and other community places, though. I definitely had stretches of time in college where I wasn’t encountering babies– I’d say especially in my first few months, when I was mostly sticking to the campus and most people in my classes were a year or two out of high school.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 8, 2019 at 12:21 am | #

        Maybe it’s just ’cause my campus is huge and crawling with mature students with kids. I see babies all the time.

        • LeslieBean4shizzle
          LeslieBean4shizzle
          September 8, 2019 at 12:25 am | #

          Weird. The university where I teach has a policy specifically saying not to bring kids to class. Teachers and paying students only (and I guess auditors).

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 8, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

            Like I said, my campus is huge and classes that size don’t take attendance. What’s anyone gonna do, call a cop? 😛

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            September 8, 2019 at 12:41 am | #

            Hm, weird! I definitely had professors and classmates who brought kids to class, just not so much my first semester, and they were usually older than baby age.

            It was especially fun when they would say something in class.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              September 8, 2019 at 1:48 am | #

              Oh, my professors didn’t bring babies, but school aged children. It was mature students and relatives of students who brought babies, usually while shopping or meeting people.

              • Chris Phoenix
                Chris Phoenix
                September 8, 2019 at 2:10 am | #

                When I went to Stanford ’87 to ’91 I don’t remember ever seeing a baby on campus. I don’t remember knowing any grad students with children (only a few were married). And yes, I hung out with grad students all four years (mainly in CS).

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  September 8, 2019 at 2:11 am | #

                  Maybe we just have lots of older folks coming in or lots of people with older siblings with kids/baby siblings?

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          September 8, 2019 at 12:31 am | #

          Fuckin’ babies. Walking around in public.Who do they think they are?

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 8, 2019 at 12:36 am | #

            I know. They’ll grow up thinking they’re people. 😛

            • Clif
              Clif
              September 8, 2019 at 1:16 am | #

              Wage slavery will cure that soon enough.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                September 8, 2019 at 2:13 am | #

                I laughed and then I cried.

              • Keulen
                Keulen
                September 8, 2019 at 3:12 am | #

                It’s funny because it’s true.

                • Terry
                  Terry
                  September 8, 2019 at 11:31 am | #

                  And then it’s depressing because it’s true…

        • ZerglingOne
          ZerglingOne
          September 8, 2019 at 2:10 am | #

          A lot of us damn millennials had to put off going to a proper university until we had established a real cash flow and our social lives because hey, 2009 recession! Graduating in our late 20’s to early 30’s is just a thing right now.

          Oftentimes baby comes in somewhere along that line.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 8, 2019 at 2:12 am | #

            Makes sense, I guess. Most of the people I know seem to be coming back to further career requirements or to get a second grad degree.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            September 8, 2019 at 9:19 am | #

            And then we get blamed for all the problems our Boomer parents caused (and the decisions they made like the “participation trophies” they hold up as an example), until finally they’re blaming us for everything current college students are doing.

  10. tbf
    tbf
    September 8, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    I know that’s the Indiana Daily Student, but at first I thought it was SP! and wondered how Shortpacked! got published here.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      September 8, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

      I had that thought when I saw this on Patreon, and posted about it, and Willis himself posted this (note logo in upper left corner).

      Bonus: the article is a front-page obituary for Herman B. Wells, he for whom the Herman B. Wells Library of Nightguy fame is named.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        September 8, 2019 at 12:31 am | #

        There is a Herman B. Wells statue somewhere on campus. I’m trying to figure out how to goad Willis into putting it into a DoA strip.

    • Ron
      Ron
      September 8, 2019 at 2:41 am | #

      I also thought it said SP! Could have been a fun reference, but SP! ‘s a store, so we may still see it in another form…?

  11. Nik
    Nik
    September 8, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

    Is shortpacked the school newspaper? … Who is writing it?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 8, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

      Willard Davis.

      • Nik
        Nik
        September 8, 2019 at 10:04 pm | #

        I thought he wrote That is Walkerton. (Also, curse my midnight brain. Is shortpacked IN* the school newspaper. Gosh.)

  12. Alex Boston
    Alex Boston
    September 8, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

    So is this the perfect brother of Joyce’s love interest?

    • Walky_Talky
      Walky_Talky
      September 8, 2019 at 5:09 am | #

      Probably not. My guess would be someone visiting Sarah on her birthday. Probably one of the B’s. Brother? Boyfriend? Baby daddy?

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        September 8, 2019 at 12:26 pm | #

        Sorry, Jacob has mentioned in past strips that his brother’s name is Harrison, and that he has a kid.

        • Axel
          Axel
          September 8, 2019 at 3:34 pm | #

          His smiles (especially panel 2) and something about how he talks are very Jacoby

    • Deadjolras
      Deadjolras
      September 8, 2019 at 6:33 am | #

      He is and he brought a tiny human with him!

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      September 8, 2019 at 9:54 am | #

      He looks nothing like Dorothy.

  13. Cyrus
    Cyrus
    September 8, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

    This, right here? Completely perplexing to me. Aaaand that’s why I’m never having kids!

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      September 8, 2019 at 6:21 am | #

      I can honestly say I’ve never had a favorable reaction to a small human. Fortunately, I realized this while still in college and made the decision I wasn’t going to participate. I also discussed it with my future Darling Bride before we got married. I think we’re well past that possibility now.

      • TemperaryObsessor
        TemperaryObsessor
        September 8, 2019 at 9:30 am | #

        Babies are cute, but they are also more work and responsibility than I think I will ever want to take on.

      • Axel
        Axel
        September 8, 2019 at 3:41 pm | #

        I react okay to kids, like, ones old enough to have a personality, but a (large) part of that is self training, so that I’m not scowling at kids who aren’t doing anything wrong, or going out of my way to squeeze around them instead of saying excuse me, etc, because although I might not like kids or want them around, I really do want to acknowledge to them that they are people and they don’t deserve to be scolded/glared at just for existing or being underfoot. I had a shitty childhood and I don’t want to contribute to others having one.

        (if a kid is acting up, if anything be mad at the parent, but that depends on if the parent is ignoring the kid, bullying the kid, or genuinely trying to do something to make it better)

        (I generally don’t spare a glance at a baby, as I’m not worried about stepping on them or anything, since they’re usually being carried in some way.)

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      September 8, 2019 at 5:17 pm | #

      I like other people’s kids.

  14. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    September 8, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

    Huh. . . Jacob’s bro looks to be a nice friendly dude. . . .How is he going to be an asshole I wonder?

    . . .That’s a genuine question honestly. I think Raidah mentioned something about Harrison being a Doctor or a Political right?

    Also *Baby*. . . Also called *Babeh*

    • tbf
      tbf
      September 8, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

      I thought that was Sarah’s bro, visiting her for her birthday.

      • William Leonard Reese Jr.
        William Leonard Reese Jr.
        September 8, 2019 at 12:22 am | #

        . . . Is it? I honestly thought that it was Jacob’s brother.

        • tbf
          tbf
          September 8, 2019 at 12:26 am | #

          I was wrong and you were right. Harrison was established as Jacob’s brother over a year ago.

    • Cyrus
      Cyrus
      September 8, 2019 at 12:31 am | #

      No, Harrison is a lawyer who works, or worked, for an organization probably something like the ACLU. She mentioned he was on the team that struck down an anti-transgender law.

      • Charlie Spencer
        Charlie Spencer
        September 8, 2019 at 6:22 am | #

        How do y’all remember this stuff?

        • Cyrus
          Cyrus
          September 8, 2019 at 11:11 am | #

          By forgetting everything that’s remotely useful. It leaves so much room in the memory banks for pointless nonsense!

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          September 8, 2019 at 11:53 am | #

          Rereading the story multiple times is helpful. Time consuming, but helpful.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            September 8, 2019 at 1:22 pm | #

            So is arguing about it for hours in the comments. 🙂

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      September 8, 2019 at 12:34 am | #

      IIRC he’s been established previously as a lawyer, one of whose most recent cases involved fighting for transgender civil rights. On mobile at the moment, will try to pull up the relevant link soon.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        September 8, 2019 at 12:43 am | #

        Here you go. It was a pain to find, so might as well use it twice.

        • Larkle
          Larkle
          September 8, 2019 at 1:01 am | #

          A link to Harrison being mentioned at coming to visit, to accompany Yumi’s link: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/04-of-mike-and-men/numerous/

  15. Shane Wegner
    Shane Wegner
    September 8, 2019 at 12:14 am | #

    The stairs are in this darkened closet filled with ether!

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 8, 2019 at 1:11 am | #

      Do Ethan and Jacob have a room next to the stairway?

  16. Mra
    Mra
    September 8, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

    Looks like a relative of Jacob’s, same jawline, same nose also wears glasses, but old enough to have a child, father maybe? Does Jacob have an infant brother?

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      September 8, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

      Jacob has an older brother with a kid who was recently christened. I assume this is that brother, as he was mentioned to be visiting soon.

      • Mra
        Mra
        September 8, 2019 at 12:31 pm | #

        Right, I keep forgetting these guys are only a couple years away from being able to have kids themselves.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          September 8, 2019 at 1:23 pm | #

          If they’re not careful, they’re more than old enough.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 8, 2019 at 3:27 pm | #

            Most of them are young enough it would still be considered higher risk than average. Usually that stops around 19.

  17. Kravis
    Kravis
    September 8, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

    Baby?

    B-A-B-Y
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZu6FMAksrs

    • kactusjak
      kactusjak
      September 8, 2019 at 12:31 am | #

      No, no. Jamie is clearly an Adam Cole fan, lol!
      https://youtu.be/zJU2bEMHnZM

      • Kravis
        Kravis
        September 8, 2019 at 9:57 pm | #

        Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

  18. Rognik
    Rognik
    September 8, 2019 at 12:21 am | #

    I’m ashamed of myself. I spent yesterday trying to figure out who this baby might be related to (besides on he’s strapped to), and I just realizes this is probably Sarah’s brother for her birthday. I feel like a fool.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      September 8, 2019 at 12:30 am | #

      There’s a good chance that’s Jacob’s brother, though.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      September 8, 2019 at 12:38 am | #

      The name Harrison is given here in the tags, and here is Jacob referring to his brother, Harrison, by name.

      • Rognik
        Rognik
        September 8, 2019 at 12:43 am | #

        Then I must say, I’m impressed that a baby is already a lawyer.

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          September 8, 2019 at 12:45 am | #

          Yes, it’s quite remarkable.

  19. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    September 8, 2019 at 12:24 am | #

    I like the fact that Joyce’s germophobia and messophobia doesn’t register with babies.

    It’s a nice bit of realism and surprise that it has exceptions.

  20. Pocky
    Pocky
    September 8, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

    On this episode of “Things only a woman can say comfortably in public” . . .

    • brute
      brute
      September 8, 2019 at 1:41 am | #

      i mean we also get villainized for not being like this, or for liking certain kinds of coffees or wearing certain clothes or wanting bodily autonomy, but sure go ahead and whine about how free women are

      • Jago
        Jago
        September 8, 2019 at 7:08 am | #

        Different genders have different problems, it’s not a competition. And I calling a legit concern ‘whining’ is just insensitive.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      September 8, 2019 at 2:00 am | #

      When it comes to babies, I’m definitely the Joyce in my social circle.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        September 8, 2019 at 6:01 pm | #

        The child-averse guy who is afraid that the infant will fall apart into two pieces while holding it? Yeah I’m that guy.

    • Ron
      Ron
      September 8, 2019 at 2:48 am | #

      I know there’s a number of those, but I think this comic features only borderline cases…
      Or am I missing one?

    • Annamal
      Annamal
      September 8, 2019 at 11:46 pm | #

      Not at all true here in nz
      https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2019/aug/22/new-zealand-speaker-feeds-mps-baby-during-parliament-debate-video

  21. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    September 8, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

    Baaaaby.

  22. Bobcat
    Bobcat
    September 8, 2019 at 12:32 am | #

    ’cause baby

    you gonna be the one that saves me

  23. Samantha Johnson
    Samantha Johnson
    September 8, 2019 at 12:34 am | #

    Oh wow I had no idea Joyce loved babies so much. This is adorable I didn’t. Know she had a soft spot for the wee ones

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      September 8, 2019 at 12:42 am | #

      Joyce will accept her baby, even if it looks like a bean, or they are trans or gay. Walky on the other hand hates vegans.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      September 8, 2019 at 9:59 am | #

      She has spent her whole life being trained to be a baby-making and child-rearing machine. Of course she likes babies.

      • abysswatcher1993
        abysswatcher1993
        September 8, 2019 at 3:28 pm | #

        I thought she was just trained to be a fanatical bigot. I mean, wanting to be a mom doesn’t exclude being open minded.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          September 8, 2019 at 4:36 pm | #

          Her religion includes the idea of the woman’s job being to keep house and look after the kids while the husband goes to work.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          September 8, 2019 at 5:27 pm | #

          Trained to be both. That’s a proper woman’s role after all. The biggest problem with homosexuals is that don’t fulfill the proper gender roles.

  24. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    September 8, 2019 at 12:40 am | #

    Joyce is probably going to start writing fics about her favorite characters being parents.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      September 8, 2019 at 4:34 am | #

      I have no doubt that ‘settling down and having an army of kids’ is her space hero OC’s ‘happily ever after’ too.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        September 8, 2019 at 10:00 am | #

        Part of that fantasy was returning home after a long day of fighter jetting to make mac ‘n’ cheese for her kids.

  25. Sol Karas
    Sol Karas
    September 8, 2019 at 12:49 am | #

    Harrison seems like a pretty chill dude. I also think he’s more attractive than Jacob, personally (it’s the hair).

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 8, 2019 at 1:13 am | #

      But he doesn’t have the build.

      • Sol Karas
        Sol Karas
        September 8, 2019 at 2:03 pm | #

        Eh, not a super big fan of B U I L T dudes, anyways.
        But I mean, take what I consider attractive with a grain of salt, being aro/ace and all… it’s more like appreciating fine art.

  26. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    September 8, 2019 at 1:05 am | #

    Great. If “baby” is his first words he’ll be saying it again and again like a damn pokemon.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 8, 2019 at 3:19 am | #

      Baby uses cuteness. It’s super effective! …on Joyce that is.

      • TemperaryObsessor
        TemperaryObsessor
        September 8, 2019 at 1:16 pm | #

        Joyce’s defense greatly fell.

  27. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 8, 2019 at 1:26 am | #

    Harrison knows the score. He asked for direction, he got a Joyce.

  28. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 8, 2019 at 1:36 am | #

    I for one think it proves restraint that Willis wait this long after bekoming a father to include a baby in the cast

    • Kravis
      Kravis
      September 8, 2019 at 2:02 am | #

      *becoming

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        September 8, 2019 at 2:37 am | #

        ah, thanks

      • JBento
        JBento
        September 8, 2019 at 1:07 pm | #

        *beckyoming

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      September 8, 2019 at 8:51 am | #

      No, it just took real time that long to catch up to his buffer (grin)

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      September 8, 2019 at 12:08 pm | #

      Well, we had like four added to Shortpacked near the end so that probably tided him over. Plus there was the whole baby storyline in Joyce and Walky.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        September 8, 2019 at 12:11 pm | #

        awww, I forgot how adorale that was!

  29. RandoCardrissian
    RandoCardrissian
    September 8, 2019 at 2:17 am | #

    Completely unrelated to this exact comic, but I was about to sleep and my brain asked “If Galasso doesn’t understand gender… could they be non-binary?”

  30. NaYa
    NaYa
    September 8, 2019 at 2:20 am | #

    Nice introduction to the in-laws. 😛

  31. BenRG
    BenRG
    September 8, 2019 at 2:55 am | #

    Raidah is right; Jacob’s brother is kind of cool, isn’t he?

    • Fred
      Fred
      September 8, 2019 at 3:02 am | #

      Polly won’t be taking them out to dinner at an “adult” restaurant with that Baby around, though. Non-spicy chicken fingers for everyone!

  32. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    September 8, 2019 at 3:32 am | #

    Same Joyce, Big same.

  33. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    September 8, 2019 at 4:05 am | #

    Joyce starring in Wonder Woman 2 when?

  34. Arianod
    Arianod
    September 8, 2019 at 4:26 am | #

    baby 😀

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      September 8, 2019 at 4:36 am | #

      I miss Donna and Bobby from the Walkyverse.

  35. AY
    AY
    September 8, 2019 at 4:43 am | #

    So the school paper is Indiana Daily Student? Because I read that as “sp!” And thought, “oh, Shortpacked! reference! Neat!”

  36. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    September 8, 2019 at 6:35 am | #

    This looks like the beginning of a wonderful friendship. Thanks to the baby.

  37. t_z
    t_z
    September 8, 2019 at 6:59 am | #

    calling it now: joyce will make a fantastic impression on harrison, and raidah will end up annoying him through her over-zealous desire to impress him.

    this will ripple out to jacob reevaluating his relationship with raidah, and eventually lead to him getting with joyce.

  38. Jago
    Jago
    September 8, 2019 at 7:10 am | #

    Only at the last panel it hit me THAT’S JACOB’S BROTHER! Yeah, he seems really nice. A lawyer /and/ a kid. So no pressure for Jacob AT ALL, hah.

  39. Yossarianduck
    Yossarianduck
    September 8, 2019 at 7:18 am | #

    I’m just here for Jaime making baby noises, everything else is secondary.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      September 8, 2019 at 8:57 am | #

      Just wait until Jaime reaches out and grabs Joyce’s hair or her finger.  Then it will be JOYCE making the baby noises. 

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        September 8, 2019 at 11:03 am | #

        “Hey kid, pull my finger” seems more like Walky’s thing than Joyce’s.

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          September 8, 2019 at 12:29 pm | #

          I’m referring to the grasp reflex.  Touch the tip of your finger to the palm of a baby’s hand — even a newborn will clench its little hand around it and hold on for dear life.

      • Sunny
        Sunny
        September 8, 2019 at 12:40 pm | #

        Are you sure she won’t be making “squeeee”-noises at a frequency too high for ordinary humans to hear?

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          September 8, 2019 at 12:55 pm | #

          That’s certainly a distinct possibility.  As she melts into a puddle of maternal hormones.

  40. Andrusi
    Andrusi
    September 8, 2019 at 8:19 am | #

    Yes you are! You’re a baby!

  41. BenRG
    BenRG
    September 8, 2019 at 8:35 am | #

    I wonder if anyone’s view of Joyce will be radically changed by watching her interact with Jamie?

  42. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    September 8, 2019 at 9:25 am | #

    New character needs a voice actor! Because why not.

    My vote goes to Khary Payton, with a tone similar to the one he uses as Cyborg in DC cartoons. I hear Jacob with Earl Alexander’s “Louis from Left 4 Dead” voice, and to me it seems plausible that they could be related.

    • Alex Boston
      Alex Boston
      September 8, 2019 at 11:43 am | #

      I dunno that voice seems a little deep for the baby. 😉

  43. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    September 8, 2019 at 11:47 am | #

    “Several months”? It’s been like 6 weeks Joyce.

  44. Black
    Black
    September 8, 2019 at 1:43 pm | #

    Her reaction to the baby doesn’t surprise me at all, considering the cult/”religion” she came from encourages girls from a very young age to push one out every year of their fertile lives.

    • TheWanderingMist
      TheWanderingMist
      September 8, 2019 at 2:29 pm | #

      …Joyce isn’t one of those Quiverfull people…

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        September 8, 2019 at 2:43 pm | #

        As evidenced by the fact that she’s only got 3 older siblings and no younger.

  45. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    September 8, 2019 at 2:00 pm | #

    bay bay bay bay byyy

  46. TheWanderingMist
    TheWanderingMist
    September 8, 2019 at 2:30 pm | #

    Joyce is really sweet. Also I have the same reaction to babies.

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