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Hydrated

by David M Willis on November 10, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Birthday Pursuit
└ Tags: jennifer, ruth

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    November 10, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    “anywhere other than where *I* would have to clean it up, pls”

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      November 10, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

      Not that I have personal experience, but from my time in a college dorm the smell of it going off in the hallway is less contained than in Ruth’s toilet.

      (Ruth has a half-bath, doesn’t she?)

      • Stephen Bierce
        Stephen Bierce
        November 10, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

        And what is the likelihood that Mary will be in the (*gnurf*) line of fire?

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          November 10, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

          Do we know if Mary and Roz share a half-bath with Ruth?

          I’m not sure that’s been shown/not shown yet.

          (I realize I’ve just summoned Bagge with that question.)

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            November 10, 2019 at 3:25 am | #

            Ruth has her own room, I’m pretty sure that includes bathroom.

            http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/03-the-thing-i-was-before/misery/

            • Bagge
              Bagge
              November 10, 2019 at 3:27 am | #

              Hmmmmm. but if so, why did Billie ask her to throw up in a trashcan instead of in the toilet.

              http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/trash-ca/

              • Ana Chronistic
                Ana Chronistic
                November 10, 2019 at 3:29 am | #

                less distance to move Ruth

        • Geneseepaws
          Geneseepaws
          November 10, 2019 at 8:05 am | #

          Moooooommm, Stephan used the “M” word again!

      • Shane Wegner
        Shane Wegner
        November 10, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

        I would at least be thinking trash can.

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 10, 2019 at 12:54 am | #

          And ruin the new Mapple Leaf’s commemorative trashcan?

          • Tualha
            Tualha
            November 10, 2019 at 4:05 am | #

            And that is why we line the trashcan with a plastic bag.

          • Dean
            Dean
            November 10, 2019 at 4:18 am | #

            The only thing that would commemorate the Leafs better than a trashcan would be a trashcan full of vomit.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        November 10, 2019 at 1:23 am | #

        This is a thing that I don’t think has been addressed?

        All double rooms in Read share a half-bath with one of their neighbors. But do single rooms have a half-bath attached? I don’t think so, but I can’t easily find evidence one way or the other. I’m pretty sure there’s never been any reference to a half-bath attached to Ruth’s room.

        • Tawdry Quirks
          Tawdry Quirks
          November 10, 2019 at 1:32 am | #

          Yes, Ruth has a half-bath attached. Billie hid with her in the half-bath during the fire alarm incident. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/03-answers-in-hennessy/hiding/

          • Marsh Maryrose
            Marsh Maryrose
            November 10, 2019 at 1:41 am | #

            Excellent recall! Also, going back a couple of strips, “My lap wasn’t one of the options!”

            Do we know if it’s a private half-bath? If not, who does she share it with?

            • trizzle9
              trizzle9
              November 10, 2019 at 2:47 am | #

              I think Ruth has her own bathroom, being the RA and all

    • Tparadox
      Tparadox
      November 10, 2019 at 1:41 pm | #

      Could be a long way. My dorm’s RAs had to clean messes in the hallways and stairways of their floor.

  2. Michael Steamweed
    Michael Steamweed
    November 10, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    Some severe reaction to the Maple Leafs! :O

  3. Shane Wegner
    Shane Wegner
    November 10, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    BODY SENSES POISON, THINKS IT MIGHT BE DIGESTIVE. HORFING TO RULE OUT THIS HYPOTHESIS.

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      November 10, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

      Unfortunately, it never actually rules out the hypothesis. I guess hypotheticals are too abstract for the dumb old body.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        November 10, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

        Body: You can never be absolutely certain! Let’s repeat this solution ad infinitum.

        • LynziGraye
          LynziGraye
          November 10, 2019 at 12:21 am | #

          You sure you don’t mean ad nauseum? 😉

          • electriccombines
            electriccombines
            November 10, 2019 at 12:38 am | #

            Lynzi that was a fucking beautiful pun, you win.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        November 10, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

        The body understands the precautionary principle. My body has been refusing seafood since I was four, as a precaution, just in case.

    • mrnoidea
      mrnoidea
      November 10, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

      Isn’t withdrawal from alcohol caused by your body thinking alcohol is a necessity, not poison?

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        November 10, 2019 at 1:35 am | #

        Not so much “a necessity” as “normal.” Your body is assuming there will be alcohol and proactively does things to cope with it.

        When you stop drinking suddenly, the alcohol isn’t there but your body is still proactively assuming it is, and the coping mechanisms still in action produce the withdrawal symptoms.

        • vitalProximity
          vitalProximity
          November 10, 2019 at 5:01 pm | #

          Woooah, cool.

          …I mean, not cool to experience, I assume. Just, like, scientifically. *Spock voice: Fascinating.*

  4. Danielle
    Danielle
    November 10, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    get her to a can!

  5. GoblinScribe
    GoblinScribe
    November 10, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    Between these two and Kill Six Billion Demons, I am definitely getting my fix for “problematic violent lesbians”.

    • StClair
      StClair
      November 10, 2019 at 12:30 am | #

      innit great?

    • Felgraf
      Felgraf
      November 10, 2019 at 12:49 pm | #

      I still love that there is now a Pen and Paper mech game (LANCER) that is, literally “What if the author of Kill Six Billion Demons did Gundam.”

  6. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    November 10, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    Horf. That’s a new one on me.

    • LordSimian
      LordSimian
      November 10, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

      It’s about to be a new one on Ruth, too.

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      November 10, 2019 at 6:22 am | #

      Whoopsie-spew. Swallow up. Exgest.

  7. Screwball
    Screwball
    November 10, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    Yeah, wouldn’t want to mess up the half-bath…

    With a private room, does that also mean she gets a full bathroom? Private half-bath? I don’t know how all that works & Daniel the Human has a separate toilet and bathroom, which has the shower, sink, actual bath but no toilet…

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      November 10, 2019 at 12:26 am | #

      I think she and Carla share a bath, but I am not positive.

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      November 10, 2019 at 7:00 am | #

      Ruth’s used the public showers before, so I assume it’s just a half-bath.

  8. LeslieBean4shizzle
    LeslieBean4shizzle
    November 10, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    I got to Billie’s line and I was like “cause you’re gonna hurl”
    And then Ruth was talking about the defeatist attitude, and I was like “huh?”
    And then the punchline was what I assumed she meant in the first place.

    I actually think the skill with which Willis portrayed Billie’s nausea visually ruined his own joke.

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      November 10, 2019 at 6:11 pm | #

      I think it’s funnier, because Ruth cares so much about Billie’s mental wellbeing that she misses the painfully obvious reason Billie wants to get out of her (their?) room.

  9. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    November 10, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    For someone so experienced with alcohol, alcoholism, and withdrawal, both on a first-hand and a second-hand basis, Billie seems pretty green.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 10, 2019 at 12:25 am | #

      Ho! Ho! Ho!

      It is to laugh!

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 10, 2019 at 9:07 am | #

      Apparently it’s not easy.

      • vitalProximity
        vitalProximity
        November 10, 2019 at 4:59 pm | #

        …okay. Ten minutes later, on the third scroll by, I got that. Thank you, Needfuldoer. Well played – I may actually be awake now. *slow clap* *approving nod*

  10. Thursday Violist
    Thursday Violist
    November 10, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    because hallway horfing is more socially acceptable

    • LordSimian
      LordSimian
      November 10, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

      I think some schools have a team for that…

    • vitalProximity
      vitalProximity
      November 10, 2019 at 4:36 pm | #

      because Ruth cares more about “socially acceptable” than “misery for me alone when I could share the pain with everyone”? 😉

  11. PB
    PB
    November 10, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

    Oh WOW yeah she is green yikes

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      November 12, 2019 at 4:03 pm | #

      Yup, you can tell that someone is really sick when even their text box is green.

  12. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    November 10, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

    Ruth is so sweet here, and I’m glad she’s pushing for Billie to go to therapy as well. But yeah, not barfing all over Ruth’s new decor might be a good move.

    • Hazel
      Hazel
      November 10, 2019 at 4:03 am | #

      It’s nice to see their progress. Enemies –> angry f*#k buddies –> suicidal secret girlfriends –> somewhat decent girlfriends! Still a lot of progress needed, alcoholism-wise and mental state-wise but still!

  13. Uly
    Uly
    November 10, 2019 at 12:22 am | #

    Gatorade probably is good for withdrawal, and also for hangovers. Hydration with extra electolytes! If you want/need to make what is effectively Gatorade on the cheap, google “oral replacement therapy”. If it works for cholera victims, it will work for you, and without the food coloring.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 10, 2019 at 12:24 am | #

      Also, clean (boiled) water that has had one teaspoonful of salt and three teaspoonfuls of sugar (or glucose if you have it) dissolved in it, without flavouring, tastes bad.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        November 10, 2019 at 12:25 am | #

        Per litre…

      • Uly
        Uly
        November 10, 2019 at 1:55 am | #

        Nah, squeeze a lemon in it and it tastes JUST like gatorade.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      November 10, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

      Pedialyte isn’t a bad option, either. If I recall, they even treat that as a secondary market now.

      • vitalProximity
        vitalProximity
        November 10, 2019 at 4:39 pm | #

        I was just gonna recommend Pedialyte as well. Had to drink a bunch for a really bad flu last year, and it was… surprisingly delicious? I mean, it wasn’t QUITE as delicious once I felt better and was trying to finish it off so it wouldn’t go to waste, but still. Yum. It made keeping no food down and feeling super crappy, like, WAY less unpleasant than it was before we got some. Still terrible, obviously, but with some bright spots. 🙂

    • Dean
      Dean
      November 10, 2019 at 12:31 am | #

      Plus, drinking Gatorade will habituate Billie to the taste of vomit.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        November 10, 2019 at 1:25 am | #

        Somewhere a Gatorade employee feels eminently attacked and they have no idea why.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 10, 2019 at 9:09 am | #

        Gatorade tastes better than seltzer water.

    • Dracke
      Dracke
      November 10, 2019 at 6:38 am | #

      It is also good for sleepless nights and mornings with 2 hours of sleep…I have severe insomnia.

  14. BBCC
    BBCC
    November 10, 2019 at 12:26 am | #

    I was gonna say ‘aww’ but I’m gonna say ‘eww’.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      November 10, 2019 at 1:55 am | #

      It went from cute to gross in the span of a few panels.

  15. mrnoidea
    mrnoidea
    November 10, 2019 at 12:31 am | #

    Perhaps laminate flooring should be a requirement for student housing hallways. Because the carpet at Boise Riveredge (as if my internet comment is going to be the one to tarnish their precious reputation) has dog shit once a week, among other things.

    • mrnoidea
      mrnoidea
      November 10, 2019 at 12:34 am | #

      Also, glad to see Ruth is continuing therapy. I wonder what her sessions are like so we can see how she’s progressed.

  16. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 10, 2019 at 1:21 am | #

    They are both right.

  17. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    November 10, 2019 at 1:25 am | #

    Billie’s pallor resembles a certain hue of Gatorade Frost.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      November 10, 2019 at 2:00 am | #

      Not much into Gatorade, but I don’t recall a Gatorade Frost with the hue of an overcooked hard-boiled egg yolk.

      • Benjamin Geiger
        Benjamin Geiger
        November 10, 2019 at 2:25 pm | #

        You obviously haven’t had Cucumber Lime then.

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          November 10, 2019 at 6:13 pm | #

          Blech, that stuff was bad. And I normally enjoy the taste of green food and drink.

        • Chrissy
          Chrissy
          November 10, 2019 at 9:03 pm | #

          Cucumber lime is the best Gatorade flavor for people who also like pickle flavored milkshakes from Sonic.

  18. AbelUndercity
    AbelUndercity
    November 10, 2019 at 1:30 am | #

    Behold, the Horfening.

    • vitalProximity
      vitalProximity
      November 10, 2019 at 4:57 pm | #

      yes please

  19. Keulen
    Keulen
    November 10, 2019 at 1:53 am | #

    I’m actually kinda surprised Billie lasted this long without having to horf.

  20. Jon Rich
    Jon Rich
    November 10, 2019 at 2:04 am | #

    Kinda disappointed that “horf” isn’t the title for this strip.

  21. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 10, 2019 at 2:22 am | #

    I don’t think that Ruth ever imagined that she would become Billie’s caretaker!

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 10, 2019 at 3:27 am | #

      She didn’t imagine she would be alive this long, so no.

  22. Wraithy2773
    Wraithy2773
    November 10, 2019 at 2:27 am | #

    What I immediately thought of from that last panel: https://youtu.be/incxTxWJB3Y?t=460

    (side note: Desert Bus for Hope is going strong into day 2 right now! Watch sketch comedians slowly succumb to sleep deprivation and insanity for a good cause! https://desertbus.org/ )

  23. Dark
    Dark
    November 10, 2019 at 2:34 am | #

    …We’ve been here before.

  24. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    November 10, 2019 at 2:49 am | #

    My favorite pairachter is back! I never get tired of these two disasters.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      November 10, 2019 at 6:24 am | #

      I think I figured out part of why I love these two. When they’re both around, there’s usually a bunch of bright primary colors. It’s very nice to look at.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 10, 2019 at 9:17 am | #

        Ruth has RGB covered for this chapter.

        Once Book 10 gets printed, they’ll have to work together to fill out CMYK.

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          November 10, 2019 at 10:25 pm | #

          CMYK — OK, I can figure out cyan, magenta, and yellow, but which color starts with a ‘K’?

          • Solenoid
            Solenoid
            November 10, 2019 at 11:59 pm | #

            K is black ink. It’s not B because people might think “what, blue?” At least, that’s what I think the reason might be. I don’t know the real reason, but I at least know that K is black ink.

    • vitalProximity
      vitalProximity
      November 10, 2019 at 4:56 pm | #

      oooh, ‘pairacter’… me likey. 😉 thanks, Delicious Taffy!

  25. Nono
    Nono
    November 10, 2019 at 3:26 am | #

    ‘Draw a big Toronto maple leafs logo in the background of Ruth’s room, that won’t come back to bite me for future scenes’ – David Willis

  26. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 10, 2019 at 3:31 am | #

    Billie must really feel bad to not include an “except the leafs poster” in the “everything is pretty” statement

    • JBento
      JBento
      November 10, 2019 at 8:53 am | #

      Damn it, you beat me to it. I was going to say: “”Everything here is pretty,” she says unironically in front of Maple Leafs poster. Are we sure she’s not still drunk?”

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        November 10, 2019 at 10:36 am | #

        The best part with running gags are that we are many that want to run with them.

      • vitalProximity
        vitalProximity
        November 10, 2019 at 4:45 pm | #

        Let’s give Billie the benefit of the doubt here and assume that her general nausea and oncoming-horf is blurring her vision somewhat, so she’s actually just talking about the blurry white-and-blue-on blue (which is in fact a relatively pleasant color scheme, all things considered) that’s probably all she really perceives at the moment, and not the heretical symbols these colors have been shaped into.

      • vitalProximity
        vitalProximity
        November 10, 2019 at 4:51 pm | #

        Also, she seems to be looking at Ruth, not the room, honestly. <3

        Willis' internal monologue while writing this scene: Okay, so now let's set it up for one of those tropey “So beautiful”-“I know, this view is spectacular, isn’t it?”-“Oh, I wasn’t talking about the scenery” moments… –AHAHA wait, it’s Ruth and Billie, these scene needs 1000% more barf, lol.

        Readers: …Yep, perfect. This strip could only be more on-brand if the panels alternated between violence and dysfunctional sap. What a great ship. <3

        • vitalProximity
          vitalProximity
          November 10, 2019 at 4:52 pm | #

          …*this scene. >_>…

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      November 10, 2019 at 1:07 pm | #

      I can imagine Billie thinking “Wow, the foliage is awfully…blue?…this year!”

  27. Jay
    Jay
    November 10, 2019 at 5:31 am | #

    I cant believe the relationship that started with a drunk suicide pact has actually turned into one of if not the healthiest relationship in the comic. And yes. Moreso them Dina and Becky, I think D&B is still in a honeymoom phase they get along TOO well lmao

    • Samantha Johnson
      Samantha Johnson
      November 10, 2019 at 10:42 am | #

      Me too!! I’m so proud of them for growing and helping each other and I’m actually rooting for them they need help from others but I think they can do this right now

    • Sam
      Sam
      November 10, 2019 at 3:44 pm | #

      I… find it kind of weird that you say they get along ‘too well’ as if somehow that is a flaw and they should have arguments/fights/conflicts when their absence isn’t a bad thing. Like, it can just mean your ways of coping and communicating align really well so its easy to handle things well. Their only real conflict was over Dina’s hat because Becky wanted to see her without it and didn’t know how to ask and they reasonably resolved it. Not every relationship needs to include endlessly spawning fires to put out.

      • Jay
        Jay
        November 10, 2019 at 11:10 pm | #

        I’m not saying they should argue but heck they haven’t had any disagreements at all, as you’ve said their only bump was over a HAT.

  28. Dracke
    Dracke
    November 10, 2019 at 6:36 am | #

    Damn those withdrawal symptoms are hard…did she used to eat her cereal with booze or something?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 10, 2019 at 7:48 am | #

      She started young so I wouldn’t be surprised if her entire endocrine system is a bit dependent on external sources of ethanol.

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      November 10, 2019 at 8:23 am | #

      I’ve started a new kind of diet,
      It comes from a book I was loaned,
      It’s really terrific and quite scientific
      It’s how the Air Force gets stoned.
      For breakfast there’s vodka and cornflakes.
      But cornflakes have carbohydrates
      So in the morning for breakfast….. I
      Have my vodka straight.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        November 10, 2019 at 10:35 pm | #

        Now we know how old YOU are, Geneseepaws. Did you spend summers at Camp Granada too?

        The Air Force invented this diet,
        A fact which they hotly deny.
        Of course they deny it, cause this is the diet
        That got the Air Force high.
        For lunch you can have three martinis,
        What better lunch is there than that?
        But caution: do not eat the olives,
        Cause olives make you fat.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      November 10, 2019 at 10:23 am | #

      IIRC, alcohol is one of very few addictions where quitting cold-turkey can actually end up being fatal, so…

      • ischemgeek
        ischemgeek
        November 10, 2019 at 1:49 pm | #

        You do recall correctly.

        Delerium tremens killed one of my grandparents before I was born. He quit cold turkey and his heart gave out.

        • vitalProximity
          vitalProximity
          November 10, 2019 at 4:55 pm | #

          Wow, thank you both for sharing this. Did not know this information; have now met my baseline quota for “learned something new today.” I expect there will be more, but it’s always good to get that first one out of the way. Thanks! (…Not sure if this reads as sarcastic, but it’s not. Seriously, thanks! 🙂 )

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            November 10, 2019 at 8:06 pm | #

            Learning? Here’s a crab fact: Ocypode convexa, the golden ghost crab, is one of the main predators of the eggs and hatchlings of the endangered loggerhead sea turtle.

  29. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    November 10, 2019 at 7:02 am | #

    I’m happy to see Billie stil be strong in her decision. She have to love Ruth really much. Let’s hope she’ll start to love herself too.

  30. Shad Otterdan
    Shad Otterdan
    November 10, 2019 at 12:50 pm | #

    Good on you Ruth! Nice to see that instead of treating relapse as a failure she is helping Billie recover in a healthy way. Relapse is a part of recovery and seeing it as failure leads to giving up believing you can’t do it instead of picking yourself back up and continuing on that road.

  31. Alan in DC
    Alan in DC
    November 10, 2019 at 4:53 pm | #

    A Horf is a Horf
    Of Course, of Course

    (I don’t get it, grampa…)

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      November 11, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

      Horsing around?

    • hof1991
      hof1991
      November 11, 2019 at 10:03 am | #

      I’m a grandpa and I get it. But none of my grandkids would. Not sure my kids would either. https://youtu.be/tSsuohepbVk

      • Michelle J. Caboose
        Michelle J. Caboose
        November 12, 2019 at 10:56 am | #

        I’m not a grand-anything, but I get it, thanks to Nick At Nite. My son would get it, because I’ve sung the theme song plenty of times, and I think we watched the War Bonds special together.

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