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by David M Willis on September 14, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Birthday Pursuit
└ Tags: jennifer, mike, sarah, walky

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  1. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    September 14, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

    Sarah and Walky, Nihilism-Off, middle of the quad at noon.

    Loser is whoever shows up.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      September 14, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

      Then it’s down to Billie and Mike.

      Wow, a lot of nihilism quality in this field, innit? Mike sorta loses because his jerkwadness has a purpose sometimes?

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 14, 2019 at 1:09 am | #

        Walky is actually the least nihilistic person here.

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          September 14, 2019 at 6:29 am | #

          I was going on the supposition that Walky and Sarah leave.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          September 14, 2019 at 9:39 am | #

          Yeah, he’s more defeatist than nihilistic.

    • Catman
      Catman
      September 14, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

      In that scenario, everyone’s a loser

  2. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    September 14, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

    . . . .This group of friends, as in the cast, has a wonderful banter dynamic don’t they? Like we’ve all had that group that you would chat or banter with even if you weren’t actually friends at some point.

    • Diner Kinetic
      Diner Kinetic
      September 14, 2019 at 12:40 am | #

      Yeah it’s one of my favorite things about the comic TBH- The dynamic between any two well-established charachters in DoA is going to be awesome whenever it happens, I love the strips where a bunch of people share screentime

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 14, 2019 at 1:11 am | #

        It’s one of my favorite things about the comment section.

  3. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    September 14, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

    “I refuse to be the most nihilist person here.”

    …. in a group with MIKE.

    • MasakiSayz
      MasakiSayz
      September 14, 2019 at 1:55 am | #

      Mike wants to watch the world burn, gotta believe in it for it to combust.
      His intentionally antagonistic/malicious nature shows intention, and that’s not really a nihilistic view.

      • Yet_One_More_Idiot
        Yet_One_More_Idiot
        September 14, 2019 at 8:29 am | #

        Yeah, Mike’s not a nihilist…I’d say present-day Mike more closely fits the type for a sociopath really.

        Actually, the same can easily be argued of Sarah too. And Amber (let’s face it, Amazi-girl is pretty sociopathic). And Billie and Ruth, natch.

        Walky…nah, he’s just been a bit of a jerk ‘cos he’s sulking over his current poor grades.

        • Sam
          Sam
          September 14, 2019 at 12:03 pm | #

          Um. What. Mike I can kind of agree *might* be able to get a diagnosis of ASPD. But everyone else listed there… I don’t really think so.

          Amber is closer to DID + anxiety + anger issues due to trauma; AG while not perfect is not really sociopathic; Billie is closer to having NPD, and Ruth obviously has depression/possibly bipolar disorder. Like, people can be mean and problematic and aggressive or grumpy and closed off without being a sociopath.

          • BarerMender
            BarerMender
            September 14, 2019 at 12:30 pm | #

            I can’t put Billie on NPD. A defining characteristic of Narcissism is lack of empathy. Billie doesn’t have that. Billie is merely a social second-hander. All her value as a person lies in the eyes of others. That’s why Alice’s attack had such a devastating effect on her.

  4. BiOnyx
    BiOnyx
    September 14, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

    There’s a dick joke in there somewhere, I just can’t put my finger on it…

  5. Deathjavu
    Deathjavu
    September 14, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

    Maybe I DO wanna see how exactly Mike convinced Walky to go to class. That…must have been an interesting conversation.

    • Dean
      Dean
      September 14, 2019 at 1:55 am | #

      I expect that there’ll be a Slipshine about how Mike made Walky’s sausage.

      • Subjektivity
        Subjektivity
        September 14, 2019 at 11:42 am | #

        Yes pls

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      September 14, 2019 at 12:33 pm | #

      Mike’s method for getting Walky up is similar to the old radio drama where the weekly cliffhanger had the hero in a trap and his exit was dramatized next week. One week they had him in a trap that was inescapable, so next week’s episode began, “After our hero got out of the trap…”

  6. Woomy
    Woomy
    September 14, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

    I don’t care about this comic

    • GoblinScribe
      GoblinScribe
      September 14, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

      I don’t care about this comic OR how sausage is made.

    • Woomy
      Woomy
      September 14, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

      Wait, is second panel Sarah supposed to be us?

      • GoblinScribe
        GoblinScribe
        September 14, 2019 at 12:14 am | #

        Oh, I thought we were doing a nihilism-off. Looks like I win! Anyways, I always love a comic exploring Sarah’s social dysfunction.

        • Woomy
          Woomy
          September 14, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

          I don’t care. Where’s Joyce?

          • GoblinScribe
            GoblinScribe
            September 14, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

            Who cares? It’s Sarah time.

            • Woomy
              Woomy
              September 14, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

              Sarah is just me but with more people trying hard to be her friend.

              • Sunny
                Sunny
                September 14, 2019 at 5:33 am | #

                But you look like Ruth!

                • Woomy
                  Woomy
                  September 14, 2019 at 6:58 pm | #

                  Well that actually fits cuz who’s trying be Ruth’s friends other than Ms. Stockholm Syndrome?

              • All-Purpose Guru
                All-Purpose Guru
                September 15, 2019 at 12:24 am | #

                I think I see your problem.

    • Zero
      Zero
      September 14, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

      Serious or just making a joke off what Sarah said?

      • Woomy
        Woomy
        September 14, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

        I made the comment before reluctantly reading the comic

        • Cyntalan
          Cyntalan
          September 14, 2019 at 1:11 am | #

          Purely just wants to see more of the Jacob/Joyce descent into doom. XD

  7. Zero
    Zero
    September 14, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

    In what world is Walky the most Nihilistic person? Especially when Mike is literally 10 feet away from him.

    • Council
      Council
      September 14, 2019 at 1:45 am | #

      I don’t know where people are getting that Mike’s nihilistic. I see it in a lot of other comments as well. He’s made no statements on the lack of inherent meaning in anything. He only takes potshots at the psychological dark of everyone with whom he interacts. That’s not nihilism, he’s just an asshole.

      • Zero
        Zero
        September 14, 2019 at 2:38 am | #

        It’s more from his little speech to Blaine as a kid. He doesn’t believe anyone is truly good. Just remember this one line of his towards the end of it.

        “None are righteous. Not even one.”

        Nihilism is characterized by the rejecting of all principles and thinking life is meaningless. Mike doesn’t have any principles. He routinely breaks down people who do have them and tries to break them.
        Mike as we’ve seen is extremely misanthropic. He looks for flaws in people to exploit and points them out. Whether he’s just being an asshole for assholes sake, he has an ulterior motive, or is secretly trying to help people is debatable, but Mike has made his feelings on things clear.
        Most of the stuff he does is because he’s bored, and even then nothing matters for him.
        Then again though, he only ACTS nihilistic, since despite his claims and behavior, there are SOME things he cares about, namely Ethan and Amber. Hell, after he and Ethan slept together, cracks in the facade he put up began showing. Him acting Nihilistic is likely just his way of detaching himself from things. He doesn’t WANT to care about things. He doesn’t WANT to think life has meaning. But he does. He’s just too much of an asshole to admit it.
        He may THINK and ACT like he’s nihilistic, but he isn’t. He’s just a kid trying to act like nothing matters after he got hurt when he was younger. He tried to stand up for Amber and got slapped for troubles. He got Blaine to take Amber and Ethan, and we know how that turned out. Why bother caring if shit always goes belly up. So he just doesn’t want to care.
        Really, Mike’s nothing more than someone who thinks he’s grown up by acting more misanthropic and nihilistic, but all he’s doing is acting like a kid still.

        • Council
          Council
          September 14, 2019 at 4:53 am | #

          That’s not what Nihilism means at All. I practice it and live it.

          You don’t automatically reject All principles or stop at how life is meaningless on its own. Nihilism recognizes that principles are arbitrary and life doesn’t come with a built-in goal. You can(and nihilists usually do) follow that up with building a set of principles, to become more than the sum of its parts, and sticking to them to create artificial meaning.

          The depressed, self-destructive miser is a stereotype and little more, in great part because people who Do take a nihilistic worldview that way tend not to live very long.

        • Council
          Council
          September 14, 2019 at 5:04 am | #

          Not that I’m particularly unused to the stereotype being favored over the reality, but I expected DoA readers to take the concept under a more accurate lens.

          Just consider what you’re saying, even from a purely self-serving standpoint: Everything is equally pointless. But some things make you and people you care about awful, depressed and alone. Some other equally pointless things exalt both you and your friends, lovers and family. Why on earth would I pick the ones that result in misery when I’m biologically inclined to be decent, contributing member of society? Even the most self-serving, machiavellian nihilist has plenty of reason to be at least tolerable as a human being.

          • Council
            Council
            September 14, 2019 at 5:12 am | #

            I tried to avoid going too deep into the specifics here, since I don’t represent all nihilists, but I think they’d agree when I say that broadly speaking, they are capable of functioning day to day without wallowing in their of suffering or dragging everyone around them down. Assuming they’d care to express that agreement, which they might not, that’s kinda the point.

          • Council
            Council
            September 14, 2019 at 5:22 am | #

            As for how I personally see it, to wit, my feelings exist independent of how much inherent value or lack thereof I see in them, evolution had decided that I am to be a social creature seeking relationships with my own kind, and a deep respect for my fellow man has been thoroughly ingrained into me by some quite decent parenting. I’m happy to exercise what passes for my agency to play into all of those things, and I don’t need to pretend there’s some higher goal in doing so, though I may occasionally indulge that if it strikes my fancy.

            • Council
              Council
              September 14, 2019 at 5:37 am | #

              And today, I’m talking to you since some of my relationships have been going rather badly, independently of the actions of me or theirs as far as I can tell, and that makes me sad and I wanna bond with people; w ; I hope that’s okay^^

              • Council
                Council
                September 14, 2019 at 5:43 am | #

                The idea that none are righteous, bar no one, is not originated in a nihilistic worldview, or is even a philosophical statement, really. It’s more just an observation, an inaccurate one, at that, since while my ability to perceive the world is of a flawed mortal, I think it’s pretty clear that righteousness exists. Whether it does or not is beside the purview of nihilism as a philosophy, though – it just states that if it Does exists, it doesn’t have inherent value.

                • Council
                  Council
                  September 14, 2019 at 5:53 am | #

                  That inaccurate conclusion on his part dealt with, it’s clear that Mike built his own sense of values largely independent of anyone else, or, deliberately in opposition, as the case they me. Does he recognize there is no inherent point in living up to those values? Maybe! But I don’t see why he’d have had to. And he never said so.

          • woobie
            woobie
            September 14, 2019 at 7:15 pm | #

            >But some things make you and people you care about awful, depressed and alone. Some other equally pointless things exalt both you and your friends, lovers and family.
            So there IS a point.

            • Council
              Council
              September 15, 2019 at 1:36 pm | #

              That’s not a Point, that’s just how my body chemistry and neural wiring ended up influencing my arbitrary value system. There isn’t any Inherent purpose behind that. I just decided based on arbitrary factors that I’m going to value other people.

            • Council
              Council
              September 15, 2019 at 1:46 pm | #

              I can understand how someone else might see a point in exalting others, although that comes with the usual caveats. Their aren’t going to end up in an alternate universe where the rules are different. They’re going to die one day. Even the most generous interpretation of the ripple effects of their actions will stop eventually. My relationship with them doesn’t mean anything, it’s just our brains being funny.

        • Yet_One_More_Idiot
          Yet_One_More_Idiot
          September 14, 2019 at 8:32 am | #

          I’d disagree that Mike is a Nihilist, but I would say that he probably counts as a Sociopath.

  8. MaddMaxx
    MaddMaxx
    September 14, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

    Who ISNT the most nihilistic person here?
    It’s a singularity of nihilism.

  9. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    September 14, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

    *reprise of “Meat Man” followed by the Sonic Youth version of “Beat On The Brat”*

  10. Jonah Sanville
    Jonah Sanville
    September 14, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

    tbh most of em are equally nihilistic

  11. Zag
    Zag
    September 14, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

    Sarah is that one fan who only cares about specific characters/plotlines…btw when are we getting back to Blaine?

  12. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    September 14, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

    This strip feels really nostalgic, joining the trek to class. I guess it’s just as well, since we’re probably on the eve of destruction.

  13. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    September 14, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

    It’s okay if Joyce is your friend, Sarah.

  14. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    September 14, 2019 at 12:14 am | #

    “I refuse to be the most nihilist person here.”

    Would be an OK book title, so long as the cover was nothing but Mike’s glowering face.

  15. Svankensen
    Svankensen
    September 14, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

    Oh god, you will make me wait for days, maybe weeks, until I know how the Joyce thing turns out?

    • ktbear
      ktbear
      September 14, 2019 at 12:46 am | #

      You sound surprised?

  16. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 14, 2019 at 12:45 am | #

    Sorry, Mike, you can’t hurt Sarah with something she readily accepts. 😛

  17. Pocky
    Pocky
    September 14, 2019 at 12:49 am | #

    This is usually how lifelong friends are made.

  18. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    September 14, 2019 at 12:52 am | #

    Joyce has become the glue that makes all these assholes behave like friends, and they in turn make Joyce avoid being too naive.

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 14, 2019 at 1:21 am | #

      Mike behaves like a friend? Take that back.

  19. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    September 14, 2019 at 1:05 am | #

    Sarah’s gonna wish she stayed in bed the whole day.

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 14, 2019 at 1:21 am | #

      We’ll see.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        September 14, 2019 at 1:32 am | #

        Yeah, maybe she’ll switch to big sister mode for her roomie.

  20. Shane Wegner
    Shane Wegner
    September 14, 2019 at 1:18 am | #

    Spycraft Situation Projection– Joyce DELIBERATELY left Sarah off of that text, whom she would otherwise text lots of things, because Sarah knows Jacob and Raidah (and if memory serves fantasized about sex with Jacob), and would probably have OPINIONS about the current psyop. Although Sarah would probably be into it and anything that annoys Raidah, it would be another wildcard in an already usable situation and Joyce probably already feels embarrassed at herself and wants to contain who even knows she tries this.

    The situation where this somehow works out in Joyce’s favor and she and Jacob start dating (5%), it would be funny to watch the news roll across the fiends group. “Joyce is dating someone.” “What?!” “It’s Jacob.” “WHAT?!” “She says the sex is incredible” ::ripe watermelon head explosion:: Mike: “Goddammit a new social mastermind I gotta put down.”

  21. Clif
    Clif
    September 14, 2019 at 1:18 am | #

    Sarah, ditch the group and go get something to eat. Who knows, you might run into Joyce.

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      September 14, 2019 at 12:44 pm | #

      Not likely. Joyce is eating higher on the hog than Sarah can afford.

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 15, 2019 at 12:01 am | #

        Maybe. Didn’t he say brunch?

  22. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 14, 2019 at 1:47 am | #

    I love how Billie wants to gossip… but has to turn to Sarah to do so. You work with what you have.

    • Council
      Council
      September 14, 2019 at 2:12 am | #

      Oh geez that’s a whole ‘nother layer of life problems I didn’t realize Billy had. She can’t socialize on an equal level with Anybody, damn that’s so sad.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        September 14, 2019 at 6:00 am | #

        Yeah. If it wasn’t overeshadowed by alcoholism, self destruction and that whole lesbian suicide pact thing, I think that part of her problems would have been more highlighted.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          September 14, 2019 at 6:46 am | #

          Billie is not doing well in college, is what I’m saying.

  23. BenRG
    BenRG
    September 14, 2019 at 2:21 am | #

    You don’t fool me, Sarah! You know that this is uncharacteristic of Joyce and you’re worried enough that you want to make sure that she’s okay. I also know that you’d prefer torture to admitting that to a mixed group!

  24. Chronos
    Chronos
    September 14, 2019 at 3:01 am | #

    Walky… I don’t think you really need to worry about that. You may very well be the *least* nihilistic person in this present group.

  25. Keulen
    Keulen
    September 14, 2019 at 3:09 am | #

    I don’t think Walky can beat Sarah in nihilism. I’m pretty sure she’s been at it much longer than him.

  26. Keulen
    Keulen
    September 14, 2019 at 3:13 am | #

    DoA Book 10: Maybe I Just Love A Good Dumpster Fire, Even If The Dumpster Fire Is Me

    • Steve C.
      Steve C.
      September 14, 2019 at 8:25 am | #

      Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

  27. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    September 14, 2019 at 7:16 am | #

    Don’t let Walky force you to stay, Sarah. I’m pretty sure you’re twice as strong as he is!

  28. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    September 14, 2019 at 8:03 am | #

    Walky has a point here. But is always sweet see Sarah be worried for Joyce.

  29. LauraS
    LauraS
    September 14, 2019 at 8:14 am | #

    A swing and a miss-pretty sorry try if you were trying to devastate Sarah there, Mike. Or even make her feel mildly bad about herself.

    • Jago
      Jago
      September 14, 2019 at 9:59 am | #

      I think he just likes poiting out the intentions behind people’s behaviours. Sometimes that really annoys people, but Sarah doesn’t usually care about sugarcoating anyway, so…

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 14, 2019 at 8:27 pm | #

        Except he’s wrong here, I suspect. He’s pointing at the cover “grumpy loner” persona, while she actually is concerned about Joyce.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      September 14, 2019 at 10:30 am | #

      It … appears that Mike has stopped doing that? Maybe?

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        September 14, 2019 at 10:39 am | #

        This is Mike. More likely he has long-term plans.

        • Seregiel
          Seregiel
          September 14, 2019 at 2:13 pm | #

          Still hoping Ethan’s niceness and then casual moving on broke the man.

  30. JBento
    JBento
    September 14, 2019 at 10:57 am | #

    I do. I wanna know how the sausage was made. It would have been a better alternative to what I got to know the past three days.

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      September 14, 2019 at 11:34 am | #

      We do not talk about the Sausage Incident.

  31. Sporky
    Sporky
    September 14, 2019 at 10:55 pm | #

    I like how Sarah is immune to Mike just because she does not give a fuck

  32. He Who Abides
    He Who Abides
    September 15, 2019 at 12:43 am | #

    Didn’t notice this the first read through, but Walky’s gotta not be grabbing people.

  33. Jhon
    Jhon
    September 15, 2019 at 9:58 am | #

    Nihilism is the only defensible philosophy. Of course it’s useless for me to try to convince you of this…

  34. pienapp1e
    pienapp1e
    September 16, 2019 at 12:45 am | #

    I never sausage a group of nihilists before!

  35. Skeptible
    Skeptible
    September 16, 2019 at 12:37 pm | #

    Can you really blame Sarah? Who would want to be friends with these people? Sure, if they are already your friends you put up with a lot, but if they aren’t, do you look at any of these people and say, there is someone that I want to invest in? Okay, there are a few, but mostly they are tolerable acquaintances at best.

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September 13/14, 2025 - Small Press Expo in Bethesda, Maryland, Table F2

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David M Willis!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 7min
ALISON BRIE LARSON
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2h
Y'know what, screw waist rotation, torso tilt is where it's at
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2h
i like to think the Incredible Hulk tv show end credits music was playing
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
Dumbing of Age: "Promise nothing" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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probably no reason to want to see tomorrow's strip early...
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
You’re telling me this guy is not a more desirable guy to promote than Gavin Newsom
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Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
This is a lot.
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com ⋅ 18h
Death is playing a claw machine. It has a person. Rather than expressing disappointment it is not a specific person, the text simply reads “You know what? I’ll take it.”
dbernstein.bsky.social's user avatarDavid S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family and one of the most influential voices in the conservative evangelical movement, has died at age 89
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
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James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family and one of the most influential voices in the conservative evangelical movement, has died at age 89
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
can't believe this is how i find out
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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone ⋅ 1d
im so tired of hearing about how we have to support gavin newsome for president. i think i should be president. get behind me immediately or you are supporting trump
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Kei Zama @keizama.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Finally done🫠
ink art of transformer one, top left to bottom right, there are b-127, Elita, Orion pax and D-16. On the back ground there is a big matrix of leadership on the top and motherboard-ish pattern behind the characters
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IT'S ONE DUCK HIS NAME IS JIM AND PUBLISHERS ARE INTERESTED
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
btw the a&w "ice cream sunday"-flavored pop is awful
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
needs a singing songbook and a churchmouse
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A reminder that jingle wars used to drive our pop culture, as companies constantly waged fierce battles for ad earworm dominance...
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Dumbing of Age: "Powerful sexual kindness" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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tomorrow's comic (up early on patreon) has more...
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The phrase
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I wish ill upon J K Rowling
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Simpsons screen shot of Mayor Quimby handing Chief Wiggum an envelope and saying (via subtitles) THAT REMINDS ME.
HERE'S YOUR MONTHLY KICKBACK.
Simpsons screen shot of Wiggum saying to Quimby. YOU JUST-- YOU COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A WORSE TIME.
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lmao, absolutely incredible
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THE CITY reported the incident to law enforcement and was promptly contacted by the Brooklyn U.S. attorney’s office.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
"Progress doesn't happen by itself. It happens when you keep sending us money and then we ignore you in favor of the REALLY big donors. Btw are you trans? Fuck you. Still, send money.”
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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I heard someone say “America doesn’t have citizens, it has customers” and that phrase has been rattling around in my brain like a magic bullet
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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social ⋅ 6d
Did you know? Next month I've got a science fiction girl's love book coming out! And let's be realistic: social media is kinda flakey. The best way to get notified when it's out is to sign up for my mailing list that ONLY sends anything out when there's a new release! news.loveconquersallgames.com
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Love Conquers All Games
New releases by Love Conquers All Games
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.makeship.com/products/tri... TRICERAHOODIE DINA PLUSHIE
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Ani Bundel @anibundel.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Capitulation has consequences
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Target CEO Brian Cornell is stepping down after 11 years at the retailer, as the company faces slumping sales and backlash to its retreat on DEI. cnn.it/3UCqycs
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
www.makeship.com/products/tri... TRICERAHOODIE DINA PLUSHIE is LIVE!
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Dina is so small and quiet that she goes completely unnoticed by most people for long stretches of time. She doesn’t talk much — she prefers to observe. People and how they interact is a puzzle to Din...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
"and then he went right back to drawing pictures of himself having impregnated me" #9chickweedlane
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fourth grade!
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Bluer Lights @bluerlights.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
@damnyouwillis.bsky.social got me good this morning, here's my revenge. #dumbingofage #samreich #gamechanger
A panel from today's dumbing of age. Ethan, in bed next to Asher, asks;
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "The whole time" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
I’ve been saying this for a while: anti-fraud is a winning progressive message. This is from Graham Platner, who’s running for Senate in Maine
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