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McNutt

by David M Willis on June 22, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Vote for Robin
└ Tags: amber, beef, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    June 22, 2019 at 12:01 am | #

    Walky: Relationship Hipster

  2. Viktoria
    Viktoria
    June 22, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    Amber really does have a type.

  3. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    June 22, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    ….So I guess at this point this version of Walky has only ever had an intament attraction to 2 people so far in his entire life. Unless Billie actually still counts which I used to I think the two of them could become a thing but now the whole pseudo sibling Dynamic between the two has sunk in for me. At this point it would just be weird.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      June 22, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

      I think he also might just be full of shit here, like he sometimes is, but yeah, he did seem to fall hard and fast for Dorothy, so maybe he really was new to it.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        June 22, 2019 at 12:19 am | #

        Oh come on, Walky’s not always full of shit. We have the #stool tweets to prove that he evacuates it sometimes.

        • Shen Hibiki
          Shen Hibiki
          June 22, 2019 at 12:34 am | #

          The new shit pushes the old one out. he evacuates -because- he’s still full of it.

          • dethtoll
            dethtoll
            June 22, 2019 at 4:15 pm | #

            This is more or less how it works for me, yes.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            June 22, 2019 at 4:35 pm | #

            A steady diet of chicken nuggets keeps you regular? Whatever works, I guess.

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      June 22, 2019 at 12:34 am | #

      Billie was the relationship that everyone back home expected. And, may still expect.

      • newllend(henryvolt)
        newllend(henryvolt)
        June 22, 2019 at 1:48 am | #

        I can see why and I wouldn’t be surprised if one bad a thing for the other. But some pairs just feel natural outside of a romantic subtext.

  4. inqntrol
    inqntrol
    June 22, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    Hey Beef, see you again in a couple of years.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      June 22, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      *Grunt*

  5. Diner Kinetic
    Diner Kinetic
    June 22, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    Walky manages to make all arguments in the best ways to set up a punchline and I aggressively love it so freaking much. I know it’s like a universal human genetic trait in the Dumbiverse (Likely due to the less amusing primates being rapidly outbred by chucklemonkeys early in our evolution), but still

  6. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    June 22, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    Keep your eyes peeled. Even if it’s not his fault, when Beef is nearby, Bad Things tend to happen.

    • Jade
      Jade
      June 22, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

      oh shit how did I never notice that

    • Diner Kinetic
      Diner Kinetic
      June 22, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

      He’s a dick when we first meat him; and after he seems to be present whenever the narrative steaks jump a bit higher.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        June 22, 2019 at 1:35 am | #

        Walky and Amber should give him the cold shoulder and/or tell him to butt out.

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          June 22, 2019 at 8:16 pm | #

          I might as well try to flank you so I can skirt this nonsense.

          • Marsh Maryrose
            Marsh Maryrose
            June 22, 2019 at 11:37 pm | #

            I agree, we should chuck the whole subject. Let’s do it brisket-ly

            • He Who Abides
              He Who Abides
              June 23, 2019 at 1:43 am | #

              I’m gristling with rage that I joined in on this thread.

              • BKC
                BKC
                June 23, 2019 at 4:18 pm | #

                Then leave, you cow-ard!

                • He Who Abides
                  He Who Abides
                  June 23, 2019 at 10:08 pm | #

                  What an udder-ly A1 suggestion.

    • mrnoidea
      mrnoidea
      June 22, 2019 at 1:36 am | #

      To the tags list! Awaayyyy!!

      • mrnoidea
        mrnoidea
        June 22, 2019 at 1:39 am | #

        Yeah, pretty accurate. The time Danny got mobbed, the first-weekend party, and the DeSanto rally in late Book 6 / early Book 7.

    • Spriteless Girl
      Spriteless Girl
      June 22, 2019 at 8:59 am | #

      I would argue, it is actually when we are here that bad things happen.

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 23, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

        Um.

  7. Dunedon
    Dunedon
    June 22, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    I do love the yellow stripe across the jacket … let’s hope he keeps both arms intact in this universe.

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      June 22, 2019 at 1:22 am | #

      his outside feels like he’s there for a yellow vest protest

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      June 22, 2019 at 11:06 am | #

      But… Ruttech bionic limbs!

  8. Shane Wegner
    Shane Wegner
    June 22, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    I’m still not clear what they’ll do even if they find out everything about him? Just like, let Sal know for moderate closure or curiosity? Epic boss battle? That doesn’t make sense. I’m not sure what outcome DOES make sense.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      June 22, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

      Stab him in the hand so that he and Sal can match?

  9. Yumi
    Yumi
    June 22, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    Ah, remember being 12 and feeling like “I Am Definitely In Love”?
    Yeah, it can turn out to be pretty cringe in retrospect. One of the things I wouldn’t mind going Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind on.

    • mrnoidea
      mrnoidea
      June 22, 2019 at 1:43 am | #

      12-year-old self: “Of course personality matters most!”

      Also 12-year-old self: literally asks out the most popular kid in 8th grade, ignoring all odds

  10. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    June 22, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    Oh hey, Beef.

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      June 22, 2019 at 7:04 pm | #

      oh, beef?

  11. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    June 22, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

    To even have a chance with Amber you need to at least be willing to blow a dude for gay pizza.

    • J
      J
      June 22, 2019 at 1:27 am | #

      Gay pizza? So like… a Pizza Hut meat lovers? (Hm, that DOES explain a lot about me.)

      • mrnoidea
        mrnoidea
        June 22, 2019 at 1:35 am | #

        Now *that* sounds like a cheap porno flick.

        “Meat Lovers 2: Free Delivery”

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        June 22, 2019 at 7:40 am | #

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/04-walking-with-dina/freegaypizza/

        It was an actual thing

  12. Mra
    Mra
    June 22, 2019 at 12:21 am | #

    Walky is a bit of a late bloomer. Anyway, I thought Sal was 13 when she robbed that place.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      June 22, 2019 at 12:32 am | #

      She was.

  13. burntnorris
    burntnorris
    June 22, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

    Might be a dumb question, but where does the gaydar comment come from? Was there some thing that happened a little while back that I just don’t remember?

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      June 22, 2019 at 12:31 am | #

      Ethan didn’t know he was gay at that age, or was still trying to repress it.

      • Zero
        Zero
        June 22, 2019 at 12:38 pm | #

        Which is pretty early, though.

    • Meagan
      Meagan
      June 22, 2019 at 12:39 am | #

      And to add to above, Amber had feelings for Ethan, and they dated, but Amber did not realize he was gay.

      • Cass
        Cass
        June 22, 2019 at 12:52 am | #

        Ha, man, I totally didn’t realize she was talking about herself in the last panel and thought Amber thought Sal was gay (or that the thing she’s looking at out of the corner of her eye is Sal and Marcie putting The Plan into action and Amber just coming to that conclusion at that moment).

        • Toad
          Toad
          June 22, 2019 at 1:20 am | #

          Ohhhh, that makes a lot more sense. “You can have feelings when you’re that young, [but] your gaydar might not be fully developed.” The expression change in the last panel totally threw me off and made me think the “you” was referring to Walky.

          • burntnorris
            burntnorris
            June 22, 2019 at 1:59 pm | #

            Ohhh, okay. Thanks, y’all!

          • Architex
            Architex
            June 22, 2019 at 5:36 pm | #

            Thank you for clarifying!

      • Rowen Morland
        Rowen Morland
        June 23, 2019 at 1:04 am | #

        Ah that works a lot better than how I was trying to fit it together.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      June 22, 2019 at 1:24 am | #

      Amber’s entire sexual history consists of Ethan (unconsummated, because he’s gay) and Danny (consummated, but technically only by Amazi-Girl). Can’t dig into the archives right now, but as I recall Amber herself has acknowledged that the guys she is sexually attracted to are usually gay or bi.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        June 22, 2019 at 8:29 pm | #

        Amber doesn’t know Danny is bi though.

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          June 22, 2019 at 11:39 pm | #

          Maybe not, but I’m justleaving this here.

  14. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    June 22, 2019 at 12:28 am | #

    I was confused about the gaydar comment for a minute, but then I remembered Amber tried to bang Ethan at some point.

  15. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    June 22, 2019 at 12:33 am | #

    I have to ask the obvious questions, what about this says good idea? And what are they actually hoping to do here?

    • Shen Hibiki
      Shen Hibiki
      June 22, 2019 at 12:35 am | #

      … you do notice which two characters are the ones involved in this idea, right?
      Why would it need to say “good” idea?

      • vlademir1
        vlademir1
        June 22, 2019 at 7:51 pm | #

        Right?! This is a garbage idea for garbage people from garbage roof.

    • DSL
      DSL
      June 22, 2019 at 12:50 pm | #

      As many others have said before and will say again, a comic unironically titled “Well-considered ideas of developing maturity” would not attract a wide readership.

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 23, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

        If Willis wrote it, I would read it.

  16. BBCC
    BBCC
    June 22, 2019 at 12:33 am | #

    Well this’ll be fun.

    It’s interesting Walky thought they had a thing. Sal didn’t seem to like him much in that flashback. I guess that could’ve changed between Marcie’s throat getting smooshed and the robbery, but ’11 or 12′ sounds like it happened before.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      June 22, 2019 at 5:39 am | #

      It’s probably the explanation Walky had in his head for why Sal hung out with Asher: She was trying to impress him because she was attracted to him. I’m not sure if even now he’s aware of just how deeply Sal was alienated by conventional society.

  17. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    June 22, 2019 at 1:18 am | #

    McNutt sounds like a perfect name for a Walky-centered slipshine

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      June 22, 2019 at 1:30 am | #

      I am claiming dibs on Beef McNutt as my porno name.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        June 22, 2019 at 4:54 am | #

        That’s right up there with Oreo O’s Man.

  18. BenRG
    BenRG
    June 22, 2019 at 2:45 am | #

    It’s unlikely but I’ll laugh my butt off if Asher is now an extremely nice, well-mannered and law-abiding man. It turns out that Sal’s fate taught him a hard lesson and he turned the corner! Of course, Amber doesn’t believe him!

    Meanwhile, Walky’s reaction to girls tells me more about his rate of maturation than it does his sexual orientation!

  19. Keulen
    Keulen
    June 22, 2019 at 3:07 am | #

    DoA Book whatever: I Didn’t Even Like Girls Until College

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      June 22, 2019 at 3:33 am | #

      Featuring Ruth

  20. TheFlamingonator
    TheFlamingonator
    June 22, 2019 at 5:11 am | #

    A lot of bushes around McNutt… I’m sure that was planned

  21. CMasta
    CMasta
    June 22, 2019 at 8:59 am | #

    Luigi Amber!

    • Slapdash
      Slapdash
      June 22, 2019 at 9:18 am | #

      Yes!

  22. Alaric
    Alaric
    June 22, 2019 at 10:48 am | #

    McNutt: The Place Where Beef Lives

  23. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    June 22, 2019 at 11:16 am | #

    *Amber thumps the side of her gaydar a couple of times*

    Is this thing even ON??

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      June 22, 2019 at 6:11 pm | #

      If it didn’t go off when she met Becky for the first time then I think she is eligible for a refund.

  24. Bagge
    Bagge
    June 22, 2019 at 12:01 pm | #

    This must be so incredibly weird to Amber. Not only is Sal suddenly a person rather than a horrific icon of her own truama – she is suddenly a person with backstory, and other people in it.

  25. Schol-R-LEA
    Schol-R-LEA
    June 22, 2019 at 1:32 pm | #

    Hey, just because he was DTF when it came to bribing Jason for better grades… no, wait, he was also sort of interested in at least one other guy, even if I don’t recall the details. Definitely into the D, at least a little.

  26. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    June 22, 2019 at 3:09 pm | #

    Walky is a terrible liar.

    Also, hi Beef. I hope your parents don’t die and you snap.

  27. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    June 22, 2019 at 7:47 pm | #

    I wonder if Amber is expecting to find out Sal was a serial killer or something horrible, only to be irritated she was only a juvenile delinquent because she was trying to raise money for her friend’s operation.

  28. Eve
    Eve
    June 22, 2019 at 8:37 pm | #

    This is weird but every time I see Beef I feel a little sad he and Walky are strangers in this universe. It just seems sad to lose a sibling over universes.

  29. Zatar
    Zatar
    June 22, 2019 at 9:06 pm | #

    Hmmmmm indeed Amber.

  30. Kyoulkoa
    Kyoulkoa
    June 24, 2019 at 11:51 am | #

    I see you eyeing that 4th wall in that last panel there

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