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by David M Willis on July 9, 2019 at 12:01 am
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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    July 9, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    well according to Boomers, they’re BOTH millennials

    and so am I

    and, like, anyone younger than a Boomer, even though that’s like three, maybe four generations by now

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      July 9, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

      buy one what, fidget spinner? LOLOLOLOL =B

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        July 9, 2019 at 1:38 am | #

        I have no idea why those things were so popular for that couple of months. They taste like crap!

        • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
          BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
          July 15, 2019 at 4:37 am | #

          For quite a while, I was convinced they weren’t a real trend at all but some sort of hoax that the media fell for, because there simply weren’t any in any place that I’d been until about a month after I first heard about them on the radio.

          To date, I’ve still only ever seen one that was actually in a person’s possession and not sitting unsold on a store shelf, so I still suspect the trend has been somewhat overstated.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      July 9, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

      Three, by my count. X (65-80), Millennials (81-00), and Z (01-present).

      My parents are Boomers, though they suck a little less than most Boomers.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        July 9, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

        You don’t count microgeneration “Catalano”? (or, “The Oregon Trail” generation)

        • autogatos
          autogatos
          July 9, 2019 at 12:37 pm | #

          I thought The Oregon Trail generation was just millennials? I’m 1986 and literally all of my friends wax nostalgic about playing Oregon Trail on our old desktop computers. That’s what we did in school when outdoor recess was cancelled due to rain.

          • Meagan
            Meagan
            July 9, 2019 at 1:24 pm | #

            There’s also Xennial, the blurry area between X and Millennial
            I identify with that the most, I suppose

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            July 9, 2019 at 3:18 pm | #

            Oregon Trail was just a little after me. My younger friends wax nostalgic about it, but I didn’t run into it until much later. I think I heard about it starting in college. I’m significantly before ’86 though, early Gen X.
            1986 is after Oregon Trail came out and generally considered well into millennial.
            We had computers in high school. Played Ultima 3 on them.
            But I kind of trend later, particularly since I was on the internet pretty early. Usenet through bulletin boards and then Delphi, before AOL became ubiquitous. The Internet before the Web, even. 🙂

      • Screwball
        Screwball
        July 9, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

        Wait, so these “Millennials” go from 1981 to 2000? I thought it was later than that. That would make Daniel the Human a Millennial. That doesn’t sound right…

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          July 9, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

          Well, it’s all social construction anyway. Some people think it goes later, that’s just where I make the cut in my head.

        • KM
          KM
          July 9, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

          I figured the idea was one came of age at the turn of the millennium, so the early 80’s has to be is the upper bound.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          July 9, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

          There’s some disagreement about the exact years (I’d say 1982 is the early edge of it), but the upshot is, a Millennial came of age with the Internet.

          • Yet_One_More_Idiot
            Yet_One_More_Idiot
            July 9, 2019 at 12:49 am | #

            I was born in 1982 and count myself as a tail-end Gen X, rather than a millennial. I tend to have a lot more in common with the supposed personality traits of Gen Xers than millennials on the whole.

            My parents are early Baby Boomers, though without the typical financial success. ;P

            • Clif
              Clif
              July 9, 2019 at 1:05 am | #

              I just assumed that millennials were those born somewhere around the year 2000. That’s what happens when you don’t pay attention.

              • Shade
                Shade
                July 9, 2019 at 4:14 am | #

                It has more to do about coming of age around the new millennium.

                But it was born in ’88 which is unquestioned millennial territory.

                • Shade
                  Shade
                  July 9, 2019 at 4:14 am | #

                  *I was born

                • Kinoko
                  Kinoko
                  July 9, 2019 at 10:58 am | #

                  Yeah, ’87 for me, and I hear people in our age range call Gen Z
                  “Millennials” a lot, too. A lot of people like to use it as a catch-all for younger people they want to shit on, which is NOT how generations work.

                • Solenoid
                  Solenoid
                  July 9, 2019 at 1:41 pm | #

                  It’s how people relate to generations, though. The Youngs gripe about The Olds being in the way. The Olds gripe about The Youngs being different and, well, existing in a way that reminds them of mortality. Sure, there are different names for roughly 18-25 year range ‘generations’, but functionally, the way people treat it is there’s only three generations: Olds, Youngs, and Peers.

              • WeirderThanWeird
                WeirderThanWeird
                July 9, 2019 at 9:20 am | #

                Nope. One of the defining characteristics of being a millennial is actually being cognizant of the 9/11 attacks and their aftermath. I’d actually cut the birth year for millennials off sooner because of that.

              • Rowen Morland
                Rowen Morland
                July 9, 2019 at 4:14 pm | #

                I’ve read news stories that have used “born around the millennium” as their description so you are not alone in that. It also isn’t too shocking if it is an ongoing refinement on who counts. Generations are fuzzy logic until they are history.

                • Josie
                  Josie
                  July 10, 2019 at 10:28 am | #

                  Pew research is the closest thing to the “authority” on the matter and a couple years ago they defined it as born from 81-96. That puts the millennials 23 to 38 years old. Significantly older than most people are thinking of when they say “millennials”

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              July 9, 2019 at 1:57 am | #

              Same here, I’ve always felt like a Gen X-er who missed the bus, values-wise. (Born mid-late 80s though, between Challenger and the Berlin Wall coming down.) I can relate to the current wave of 90s nostalgia, but only the tail end of the 80s wave from several years ago. I have an office job and a mortgage. I don’t put much stock in “gig economy” stuff like ride sharing, renting your home out by the night, or those electric bikes and scooters that are littering the cities. Most of the Gen Z stuff the Boomers are blaming us for is just “kids these days” to me.

              I used to be “with it”, then they changed what “it” was. Now what I’m with isn’t “it”, and what is “it” is new and scary to me. This will happen to you!

              • KM
                KM
                July 9, 2019 at 4:40 am | #

                Knowing that there are still new episodes of the Simpsons for a full 2 decades since I last regularly watched it is frightening and scary. Thank goodness all Simpsons memes and quotes I ever see come from before that

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  July 9, 2019 at 3:18 pm | #

                  The “it” in “with it” is constantly changing. As someone who recently hit the 70 mark, I’m not sure I find any of “it” scary. Some of “it” is really cool and some of “it” is dumb, but if “it” stops changing then something is wrong. And “it” would get rather boring after awhile. Rap is not and will never be my thing, but the best of it is awesome. So is Bach.

            • Fred
              Fred
              July 9, 2019 at 8:59 pm | #

              Which makes me laugh a bit. I was born in 1970 and have far more in common with the stereotypical personality traits of millennials!

        • Ntrovert60
          Ntrovert60
          July 9, 2019 at 7:56 am | #

          https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2019/01/17/where-millennials-end-and-generation-z-begins/ft_19-01-17_generations_2019/

          I really don’t feel like a Boomer, but there you have it…

          • anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
            anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
            July 9, 2019 at 8:34 am | #

            Same here.
            The boomers destroyed all the fun stuff just before I could get on board.
            Free love? Nope, herpes, STDs and then aids.
            Smoke po etct? Nope, war on drugs.
            Easy slide into the tech industry? Nope, bubbles bursting, etc.
            Buy a house? Insane interest rates and inflation bigger than pay raises if you even got one. Followed by the mortgage crises fuelled by institutionalized greed.

            At least I haven’t been held for ransom by Big Pharma … yet.

          • eskimolos
            eskimolos
            July 9, 2019 at 8:36 am | #

            THANK you, yes people born as long ago as mid-90s are Gen Z, I have a long drag out on FB over this with all manner of family and friends. Official guidelines put the end of millenials and beginning of gen Z anywhere between 94 and 97. I believe it’s shifts in cultural/social consciousness, millenials are the last generation to have lived before the internet became ubiquitous, on the political side of things I believe to qualify as a millenial you had to be old enough to remember 9/11, though memory of 9/11 itself is not strictly necessary as it’s still a very america-centric metric to use.

            • KM
              KM
              July 9, 2019 at 7:26 pm | #

              Honestly though, is there anyone who would use the term millennial that wouldn’t have also been in a position to be aware of 9/11 when they were teen-agers? The attack itself and the following “global war on terror” had worldwide effects and we do get cnn…

        • autogatos
          autogatos
          July 9, 2019 at 12:38 pm | #

          Yeah people forget an entire 2 decades have passed since millennials were defined as a generation. mid-late 80s is DEFINITELY millennial. Some older generations just started using it as a catch-all term for anyone younger than them and forget that actual millennials are generally in our 30s (or at least late 20s) by now.

        • rustfire
          rustfire
          July 9, 2019 at 3:40 pm | #

          Yeah a 20 year period for a generation doesn’t seem right. That means a Millennial could give birth to another Millennial as a legal adult

          Hell even the 80-94 is pushing it cause as someone born a few days before ’94 I have way more in common with Gen Z peers and culture than I do with someone who finished high school in the late 90s(early millennial). I finished high school in the 2010’s. That’s way too much of a difference

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 9, 2019 at 1:49 am | #

        I use those numbers too, but MSM cannot seem to make up its collective mind on when Gen X, Millennials or Gen Z started and ended.

        Gen Z (2001-????)
        Millennials (1980-2000)
        Gen X (1965-1979)
        Boomers (1946-1964) At least the MSM is consistant with this group.
        Silent Generation (1928-1945) They were alive during WWII but were too young to fight in it.
        G I Generation (1901-1927) They were the ones that fought in WWII.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          July 9, 2019 at 2:20 am | #

          I think we should define Gen Z as ‘too young to remember how things were before 9/11’, which would put the cutoff somewhere around 1997.

          Then again I’m too young to remember the Cold War. My youth was during the relatively quiet post-Desert-Storm, pre-9/11 period, where it seemed like maybe the world could finally move on from the conflicts of the 20th century and look ahead to the future. It was going to be a whole new millennium! We had computers talking to each other! We were building a whole new space station with the Russians and the EU. The US was on track to finally balance the budget. Sure things weren’t perfect (Oklahoma City, Columbine, Princess Diana, the UK’s lease on Hong Kong expired, the dot-com insanity bubble burst, Euro Disney…) but things were finally looking up. There was no loosely defined threat looming overhead at all times, ready to be used as a convenient excuse to justify prying. There wasn’t a perpetual war against an ideology fueled by said war.

          That was the future we were promised. That’s why first wave Milennials are so bitter.

          • Schpoonman
            Schpoonman
            July 9, 2019 at 3:32 am | #

            Damn.

          • ProfessorDetective
            ProfessorDetective
            July 9, 2019 at 9:12 am | #

            Amen.

          • rustfire
            rustfire
            July 9, 2019 at 9:59 am | #

            I was born at the very end of ’93 so I should be a millennial, right? According to like the Pew research center anyway

            But all of my sisters I grew up with fall within Pew’s Gen Z and we’re the same literal generation, growing up in the same circumstances.

            I remember being on the internet since I was a child since my parents were young and tech savvy gen X teenagers, I literally cannot remember a time when the internet wasn’t a part of my life.

            I barely remember 9/11, I was like 7 and didn’t get it, but my older 30-something year old millennial friends can tell you exactly where they were when it happened, in detail cause they were in high school. The only thing I remember about pre-9/11 society is that the N64 was pretty cool

            Youtube and streaming services being the main source of my entertainment since middle school, social media dominating all my communication since middle school. The internet has been central to my entire life.

            My older millennial friends age 31 and 32 can’t relate to those things at all while my 19 year old Gen Z sister and I feel like we had the same experience, so I think I’m Gen Z

            • Murgatroyd
              Murgatroyd
              July 9, 2019 at 10:26 am | #

              Interesting. I am like a year older, but I only used the internet occasionally from about 2nd grade through 8th. I wouldn’t say it was really part of my life until high school, and even then it wasn’t as pervasive as it is for the teens I currently work with because smartphones weren’t a thing, at least in my circles, till a few years later. I didn’t see a YouTube video until I was maybe 15, and again, back then I didn’t use it, say, every day. 9/11 was a huge turning point in my childhood, but I’m from NYC. I have same-age friends from elsewhere who weren’t so affected by it, so I guess geography is part of that (although my slightly younger cousins grew up in NYC too and don’t really remember the incident, so she is def a factor). Guess we’re borderline.

              • rustfire
                rustfire
                July 9, 2019 at 10:35 am | #

                How old were your parents when you were born and how old were your siblings you lived with if any? I think factors like that make a lot of difference and are part of what tilt me towards Gen Z. If I had boomer parents and older siblings instead of younger I’d def be a millennial in culture

                • Murgatroyd
                  Murgatroyd
                  July 9, 2019 at 2:48 pm | #

                  My parents were boomers indeed. My only sibling is the same age as you.

            • autogatos
              autogatos
              July 9, 2019 at 12:45 pm | #

              Yeah I’m 33 (1986) and I remember floppy disks, getting dial-up internet for the first time, getting our first CD-rom, (the brief period Zip drives were gonna be a thing and then fizzled). All my friends’ first systems were Sega Genesis, SNES, the original Gameboy, or Game Gear. N64 was something we didn’t get until later.

              It has always seemed weird to me how far the millennial designation spans. I do feel like people at both ends of the range really don’t feel like the same generation.

              • autogatos
                autogatos
                July 9, 2019 at 12:48 pm | #

                And gosh, social media, that’s a big one. Other than Myspace, forums, and Livejournal, social media wasn’t a thing for my age group until at least college. Facebook was literally created while I was in college and twitter not until after I graduated I think? You’d think that’d be a clearly defined cut-off point (growing up with social media vs. having to adapt to it in early adulthood).

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  July 9, 2019 at 3:26 pm | #

                  This is where I sympathize with Hank’s joke in one of the early strips “If you needed Internet while I was here, you had to leave your room, walk the hall, get an elevator, go into the lobby and invent the internet.”

                  I remember all the stuff from college and the end of high school. My first computer in high school had a tape drive – literally storing programs on a cassette tape. Dial up internet came after college.

                • rustfire
                  rustfire
                  July 9, 2019 at 5:20 pm | #

                  I remember switching from myspace to facebook while I was still in middle school, like around 8th grade or something. I remember my step dad still have floppy drives around the house but we never used them, I never used tapes either, I remember it being CDs until (once again) middle school when I got my first mp3 player. The iPhone also came out while I was in middle school though I didn’t get my own smart phone til a few years later. It’s honestly strange to me that people can be only a few years older than me but not have the same internet driven youth culture I had

                • Liquid Len
                  Liquid Len
                  July 10, 2019 at 10:10 pm | #

                  Oh, floppy drives, tape decks, it was all new stuff when I came of age in the 80s. One of the reasons I haven’t got into “Stranger Things” is because it reminds me too much of my awkward teen years

                • autogatos
                  autogatos
                  July 11, 2019 at 5:27 pm | #

                  Ok I’ve decided now: the cutoff for millennials should be people who do and don’t find the snapchat UI incredibly confusing. That was the first app I’ve ever used that made me think “Wow, I’m old.” I may have even used the words “newfangled UI”

              • Murgatroyd
                Murgatroyd
                July 9, 2019 at 2:51 pm | #

                Ahh floppy disks! I remember those! Missed the original Gameboy, but I still feel like there should be only 150 Pokémon (maybe 151, or 152 because Togepi came on the scene early haha).

          • Murgatroyd
            Murgatroyd
            July 9, 2019 at 10:20 am | #

            Dude I was born in 1992 and you just described my childhood. I legit feel like a different generation from my cousins born in the late 90s because they don’t remember 9/11 or how it changed things, life before Google and smartphones and Amazon and the dawn of social media and YouTube, or the days when eve in our native NYC it was totally normal and mainstream to be homophobic. They don’t even really remember it being a huge deal when a Black guy was nominated for president. I like to tease people a few years older than me that I was born after the fall of the Soviet Union, but really, my worldview has a lot more in common with people born in 1987, say, than in 1996.

            • Kinoko
              Kinoko
              July 9, 2019 at 11:05 am | #

              Yeah, I was born ’87, and your experience sounds very similar to mine. All the stuff you mentioned (smartphones, YouTube, etc.) came into existence while I was in college, old enough to understand very well what life before those things was like.

              • Murgatroyd
                Murgatroyd
                July 9, 2019 at 2:58 pm | #

                Yeah I generally find that my coming-of-age memories are more aligned with those of folks 5ish years older than those 5ish years younger. I’m curious, as an 80s baby, do you find the same thing? Or is the difference not as big for you?

                I actually like being in this generation (or generation segment or whatever) because it’s like, the internet grew up with me. By the time I had a camera phone or social media, I was old enough to be at least semi-intelligent about what I posted. And like, I watched way too much TV lol but sometimes nothing interesting was on and I would be circumstantially forced to do something more active haha. If I’d come of age in the streaming era I may never have left the couch.

          • Meagan
            Meagan
            July 9, 2019 at 2:04 pm | #

            Relate. I was born in 90 and this is the thing.

        • Shade
          Shade
          July 9, 2019 at 4:17 am | #

          Hell, MSM tends to forget Z even exists, any time Gen Z does something like that tide pod thing, they start talking about millennials.

          • eskimolos
            eskimolos
            July 9, 2019 at 8:38 am | #

            Millenial became a catch all for “the delinquent youths”

            • Spammer123
              Spammer123
              July 9, 2019 at 1:31 pm | #

              To be fair though it feels more smoother to say millennial rather than “those damn gen-z’ers/”. Not as catchy. It’d help if there was a name for gen-z that everyone agrees with

          • autogatos
            autogatos
            July 9, 2019 at 12:51 pm | #

            Yeah, as a millennial I didn’t even know what tide pods WERE when all that went down and had to look them up. I had just adapted to concentrated laundry detergent, forget detergent in pod form.
            Millennials were probably more worried about our babies/toddlers eating them than eating them ourselves.

            • Murgatroyd
              Murgatroyd
              July 9, 2019 at 3:00 pm | #

              Hahaha I saw an improv show in which a guy took on the persona of a YouTuber who ate Tide Pods for views and I 100% thought it was a parody until the mainstream media started covering real-life stories like a month or two later…but then, when I was a senior in college, my peers were planking for lols, so who am I to complain :p

            • Shade
              Shade
              July 10, 2019 at 1:20 am | #

              I don’t have the money to waste eating my detergent. If I’m buying laundry detergent its going in the washing machine.

        • Khno
          Khno
          July 9, 2019 at 7:25 am | #

          just looked upon my own country’s wp, and it seems there is a “meh generation” concept, going from 71 until today. I’d suscribe to that, but meh.

      • Paradox
        Paradox
        July 13, 2019 at 8:38 pm | #

        Fun fact: Baby Boomer is the only generation that officially exists, all other generations, past and future, are social constructs, and nobody can agree on when they start/end

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 9, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

      According to Boomers an XBox is a Nintendo.

      • pdp15
        pdp15
        July 9, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

        Some of us are still trying to figure out Pong.

        • Mr. Random
          Mr. Random
          July 9, 2019 at 7:40 am | #

          The stick moves and the ball goes ‘tok’.

          • anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
            anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
            July 9, 2019 at 8:38 am | #

            Stick? Sheer extravagance.
            We had rheostats … er … dials for each players controller.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        July 9, 2019 at 12:28 am | #

        This boomer doesn’t know an XBox OR a Nintendo from a hole in the ground.

        • anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
          anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
          July 9, 2019 at 8:40 am | #

          A hole in the ground is what you get when the controller battery dies on your RC plane.

    • Ryek Hvek
      Ryek Hvek
      July 9, 2019 at 9:51 am | #

      You are all tiny tots too insignificant to differentiate, and both the ruination and future hope of the nation, depending on whether and how you vote.

      So there. And get off my lawn.

    • DSL
      DSL
      July 9, 2019 at 7:18 pm | #

      Forever amused by people’s needs to attach labels to themselves, while simulataneously insisting on their individuality.

  2. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    July 9, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    Someone get Robin a dietitian. Please.

    • AeromechanicalAce
      AeromechanicalAce
      July 9, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

      Why? Seriously, A Robin in a diabetic Coma is a Robin NOT enacting Toxic policy.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        July 9, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

        well, I fully expect Robin to eat the fidget spinner, honestly

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          July 9, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

          Like a week (IRL) from now we’re gonna come back to Becky finding the one bag of frozen fruit Robin got, and is nibbling on them as they’re thawing when Robin walks in gnawing on the spinner.

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          July 9, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

          I fully expect Robin to burn out the bearings on the fidget spinner.

    • JetstreamGW
      JetstreamGW
      July 9, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

      But this is the source of her power.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 9, 2019 at 12:25 am | #

      Are you implying that it’s not healthy to eat fidget spinners?

      • David
        David
        July 9, 2019 at 4:40 am | #

        You are confusing them with midget spinets. Wait, let me check my notes…

    • Cattleprod
      Cattleprod
      July 9, 2019 at 12:30 am | #

      A routine physical exam would reveal she has the digestive tract of a mummy they found frozen on top of a mountain.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      July 9, 2019 at 8:17 am | #

      Without an almost constant diet of sugar and stimulants, I’m pretty sure Robin’s body would shut down.

  3. Nono
    Nono
    July 9, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    What did Mrs. DeSanto feed her kids? Between Robin and Riley, there’s a real sugar influx.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 9, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

      As long as Roz was around, there was plenty of salt.

    • Eve
      Eve
      July 9, 2019 at 1:41 am | #

      Considering Robin got kicked out, after a certain point she didn’t feed Robin at all.

  4. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    July 9, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    Dumbing of Age Book 9: I’M Not a Millennial. YOU’RE the Millennial.

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      July 9, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

      Dumbing of Age Book 9: I’m Not Really up on What Millennials Eat

      • Screwball
        Screwball
        July 9, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

        Dumbing of Age Book 9: It’s like a TWO-FER.

        • Keulen
          Keulen
          July 9, 2019 at 3:23 am | #

          DoA Book 9: Woman Cannot Live On Cadbury Creme Eggs Alone, Amirite?

  5. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    July 9, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    “Man was NOT meant to tamper with–The Four Food Groups!”–The Tick

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      July 9, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      Today’s strip was sponsored by KitchenAid refrigerators, available at The Home Depot.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        July 9, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

        I recently bought my first two KitchenAid products (immersion blender and stand mixer) and FUUUUU they are so good.

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          July 9, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

          Our KA stand mixer is 24 years old, and survived the store chain (Lechmere’s) we bought it at. It will outlive me, I’m sure.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            July 9, 2019 at 2:23 am | #

            That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

            ‘Member Bradlees, Ames, and Caldor?

            • Liquid Len
              Liquid Len
              July 9, 2019 at 10:28 am | #

              Yes, I do. Worked at a Bradlees when I was in college

      • Ryek Hvek
        Ryek Hvek
        July 9, 2019 at 3:42 pm | #

        KitchenAid was bought out by Whirlpool over 30 years ago. It’s just a name on an appliance, so far as refrigerators go.

    • EvilMidnightLurker
      EvilMidnightLurker
      July 9, 2019 at 8:58 am | #

      “Not baked goods, professor. Baked bads.”

  6. not someone else
    not someone else
    July 9, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    Oh honey, how did you survive to adulthood? You weren’t rich enough to have someone prepare all your meals before Congress…

    • JetstreamGW
      JetstreamGW
      July 9, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

      Except her mom probably did.

      • not someone else
        not someone else
        July 9, 2019 at 12:36 am | #

        Did she just stay at home until becoming a politician?

        • JetstreamGW
          JetstreamGW
          July 10, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

          I mean, it’s Robin. Would you be surprised?

      • Eve
        Eve
        July 9, 2019 at 1:42 am | #

        She got kicked out of home in shortpacked and there’s a patreon backer strip that seems to imply the same thing happened in this universe. It makes it doubly confusing how Robin survived.

        • Mr. Random
          Mr. Random
          July 9, 2019 at 7:42 am | #

          I thought Robin ran away from home when she was 16/17 in the Walkiverse?

          • Eve
            Eve
            July 9, 2019 at 10:11 am | #

            You’re right, that is different than being kicked out (and now that I look at the backer strip again I’m realizing it didn’t show what I thought it did, whoops).

        • Solenoid
          Solenoid
          July 9, 2019 at 1:48 pm | #

          My guess is some type of wingnut welfare grift. Being a right-wing pundit pays well.

  7. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    July 9, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    Jerky? With protein? That’s almost close to food, Robin.

    • ProfessorDetective
      ProfessorDetective
      July 9, 2019 at 9:19 am | #

      I mean, that and some OJ and she might actually not die.

  8. Rukdug
    Rukdug
    July 9, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    How has Robin not died of a heart attack with a diet like that?

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      July 9, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

      Incredible metabolism? Her campaign aides were previously making sure she ate right? Some combination of the two?

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        July 9, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

        She ate her previous campaign aides.

        She’s buying Becky all this junk food to fatten her up.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          July 9, 2019 at 12:30 am | #

          She only ate the female ones.

          • anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
            anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
            July 9, 2019 at 8:44 am | #

            All that sugar and spice and everything nice – still not a healthy diet.

  9. Ningee
    Ningee
    July 9, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    “We were Both millennials when this college semester started, but that’s a discussion for another time. By the time you get elected? You’ll be in Gen Z.”

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      July 9, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

      …I really hope it doesn’t take Willis another ten years to get to early November.

      • ShinyNeen
        ShinyNeen
        July 9, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

        Webcomic Time is a harsh master indeed.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        July 9, 2019 at 2:28 am | #

        It’s the middle of October now, so if we figure 3 weeks (21 days) times the old 66.67:1 DoA time progression ratio, that’s 1400 days, or just under 4 years, until we’re well into November.

      • rustfire
        rustfire
        July 9, 2019 at 8:36 am | #

        If he started in 2010 it’ll be 9 years since the comic started in two months. So let’s round that up and say that its been 9 years. University of Indiana semester starts on August 26th. I’ll take a rough guess and say its mid october right now in the comic, so lets say so far it been 7 to 8 weeks in the story so far.

        So that puts this comic on going 4/5ths of a week in-universe for ever year of our time.

        When this comic started I was a junior in high school. Now I’m probably like the same age as the teacher aides

        If we say that the pace picks up to 1 week = 1 year then that means that the fall semester will end by 2028 and the school year itself will end by 2044 with the main cast still being 18 or 19 while I’ll be 50.

        That makes me uncomfortable about aging

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          July 9, 2019 at 9:42 am | #

          Needfuldoer’s Ratio takes into account the original five-day-per-week schedule and various other factors.

          Since it was first calculated, there’s been a three-day time skip, but there have also been a lot of flashback panels, and the ratio remains accurate. If it holds up, the end of the school year will be in 2063.

          Of course, as financial analysts say, past performance is no guarantee of future results. Willis can speed up or slow down or time skip at will. The Thanksgiving holiday in particular may offer challenges to the one-storyline/one-day structure; the Christmas break, even more so.

          Anyway, aging is a thing that happens, so you might as well get used to it. Just remember, it’s better than the alternative.

    • butts
      butts
      July 9, 2019 at 12:58 am | #

      yeah it does sort of date this one a bit doesn’t it

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        July 9, 2019 at 3:30 am | #

        To be fair, the DS and Switch comics date them, too. And, eventually, them living freely on Earth, I’m sure. It’s “early 20th century.”

    • Tawdry Quirks
      Tawdry Quirks
      July 9, 2019 at 1:29 am | #

      I can’t wait until the year when they’ve both sliding timescaled out of Gen Z.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        July 9, 2019 at 2:29 am | #

        “But Millennials are college kids!”

    • DinaWho
      DinaWho
      July 9, 2019 at 6:43 am | #

      As someone who was the same age as the kids when the strip started, the fact that Becky was a millennial when the strip began was the funniest part of today’s comic for me.

    • Kazuma Taichi
      Kazuma Taichi
      July 9, 2019 at 1:23 pm | #

      Sliding Timescales are bloody weird

  10. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    July 9, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

    I was so focused on everything else going on I forgot about this trainwreck in progress. It’s nice to know things are going well everywhere, right?

  11. Woomy
    Woomy
    July 9, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

    Is this product placement?

  12. Alan
    Alan
    July 9, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

    This is where those relative timelines get really confusing, because Becky hasn’t really aged since she was introduced so she’s definitely a millenial in older strips, but not really anymore (depending on the definition).

  13. Tacos
    Tacos
    July 9, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

    With the diet she has, I’m surprised Robin is still alive or seemingly having no medical issues.

  14. Dark
    Dark
    July 9, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

    RE Hover-Text: That sounds like a personal problem. They’re never melted when I get to them.

  15. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    July 9, 2019 at 12:14 am | #

    … Robin really thought she was being responsible with this grocery trip, didn’t she? Hoo boy. Let’s give her, um, a B- for effort?

    • Nono
      Nono
      July 9, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

      I mean, I don’t think that bag costs more than $10 in total. Not exactly high praise.

      • ShinyNeen
        ShinyNeen
        July 9, 2019 at 12:36 am | #

        I mean, I’m just impressed that she recognized that the food situation in the house was a problem in the first place, and made an effort to correct that!

        … Maybe my expectations are too low?

  16. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    July 9, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

    . . . . I was born in ’95. . . I’m technically a Millennial right?

    • Mr. Random
      Mr. Random
      July 9, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

      Yeah, but you’re almost at the border there.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      July 9, 2019 at 12:50 am | #

      I’m a Baby Boomer: my parents met during WWII, as a result of my father’s war service.

    • Solenoid
      Solenoid
      July 9, 2019 at 1:52 pm | #

      You’re on the edge. Basically, you get to choose based on what cultural and behavioral attributes you find describe you better. Of course, generations are a bit slipperier in the past few decades as the internet permits greater sharing of experiences across these artificial demarcations. For instance, I was born in ’91, but being Incredibly Online, I’m not exactly a stranger to what Z is up to.

  17. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    July 9, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

    I think at the beginning of the webcomic, (9 YEARS AGO!) Becky was a millennial.
    Now she’s part of…
    I wanna say the iGen?

    • Anthony
      Anthony
      July 9, 2019 at 12:31 am | #

      Yeah, at this point, definitely Gen Z. (I think Gen Z has taken de facto hold over that generation). Most freshman were born in 2000 or 2001 at this point.
      https://bit.ly/2S1cY16

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      July 9, 2019 at 12:32 am | #

      I think she might be Gen-Z? she may be too old for that at 18, though.

    • not someone else
      not someone else
      July 9, 2019 at 12:38 am | #

      “Zoomers” or “Gen Z” seems to be what’s sticking.

      • anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
        anonamousethatscurriesinthedarkness
        July 9, 2019 at 8:49 am | #

        Except Zoomers has been co-opted by Boomers as their retirement banner.

    • DinaWho
      DinaWho
      July 9, 2019 at 6:47 am | #

      As a millennial and someone who was Becky’s age when the strip started, can confirm.

  18. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    July 9, 2019 at 12:19 am | #

    Ah yes the Gen Z/millennial divide conversation.

  19. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 9, 2019 at 12:22 am | #

    Honestly, that went about as well as could be expected. At least some of those things are actually edible.

    I’m still disturbed by how Robin seems more interested in playing house than her winning the election.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      July 9, 2019 at 12:31 am | #

      I kinda think she A. just kinda wants a friend, and B. specifically wants to hang out with a queer person due to Leslie making her realize that, oh, she likes women.

      I do not think this indicates an attraction to Becky, not suggesting that, but I do think she has no ability to socialize outside of her job, and she’s not great at doing that, either.

  20. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    July 9, 2019 at 12:22 am | #

    The alt text about the Reese’s Outrageous is 100 percent true. You cannot by one that isn’t stuck to the wrapper with caramel. It’s impossible.

    • Axel
      Axel
      July 9, 2019 at 12:28 am | #

      Wait they have caramel? The ones I’ve been buying just have Reese’s Pieces (and regular Reese filling) and come in a two pack.

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        July 9, 2019 at 12:34 am | #

        You’re probably thinking of the Reese’s cups with Reese’s Pieces in them. This is a single giant bar full of stuff.

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          July 9, 2019 at 12:56 am | #

          So much stuff the candy bar apparently can’t contain it and you learn the name “Outrageous” is earned for how outrageously sticky your fingers get opening one.

        • Axel
          Axel
          July 9, 2019 at 9:22 pm | #

          Weird, I’ve never seen the bars, and at least thought Outragious was the label on the ones I have. Only some stores I go to have those, though, so I guess I’m not surprised that ones that are a step weirder/more extreme aren’t really around here.

      • nightshade
        nightshade
        July 9, 2019 at 12:18 pm | #

        https://www.bing.com/search?q=resses+nutrageous&form=EDGEAR&qs=PF&cvid=e5ec23c4419641c1aa1406210f4389a9&cc=US&setlang=en-US

        there ya go …

        • David M Willis
          David M Willis
          July 9, 2019 at 1:31 pm | #

          look okay maybe if you put “reese’s outrageous” into a search first you would have learned it is separately existing thing

          • poofdepoof
            poofdepoof
            July 9, 2019 at 4:15 pm | #

            (1) what David said
            but also
            (2) “resses”
            and
            (3) bing

            • Axel
              Axel
              July 9, 2019 at 10:21 pm | #

              oh thank god I’m not the only one who noticed the bing

    • nightshade
      nightshade
      July 9, 2019 at 12:17 pm | #

      willis got it wrong tho its called nutrageous

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        July 9, 2019 at 1:32 pm | #

        jesus christ

  21. Anthony
    Anthony
    July 9, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

    Many companies and statisticians are increasingly putting the border at 1981-1996 = Millennial, 1997-2012 = Gen Z (following the length of time for Gen X, which was 1965-1980). So Becky was obviously like 10 years old in the first comic

    • Lexi
      Lexi
      July 9, 2019 at 1:04 am | #

      Eh, Willis has already stated that the timeline on this comic is “Current day” and we’re ignoring the continuity problem where it’s taken 9 years to go forward 4-7 weeks, including timeskips.

      Which would make Becky a first year college student age, today, around what, October? Ergo, she should be about 17 years old, and born in 2001 or 2002.

      Nine years ago, she’d have been born in 1992, but today? 2001. Sliding timeframe!

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        July 9, 2019 at 4:42 am | #

        First year college students are generally 18 or close to it. I was 17, but I graduated high school at 16. I went to a one-room school for 4th grade and got skipped a grade, straight to 6th. I might have been the last kid in West Virginia to get a double promotion.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          July 9, 2019 at 8:09 am | #

          Yeah, you get a few outliers who are still 17 at the start of their first year and some who turn 18 during it (some even early), but 18 is the general rule.
          I think we can assume all the main cast are 18, except for those known to be sophomores or older. Dina has her 19th birthday coming up. A couple other birthdays were mentioned, but no ages attached I think.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            July 9, 2019 at 8:10 am | #

            Plus it helps if everyone’s 18+ if/when Willis wants to do a Slipshine. 🙂

        • Lexi
          Lexi
          July 9, 2019 at 1:01 pm | #

          I teach high school, you’d think I’d know that. But my first year was a mess because they’d recently removed grade 13 from high schools, and I remember being an outlier because I’d actually turn 19 (legal drinking age) during my first year. A lot of my friends didn’t.

          Still, 17-18 is the right age group, and being 18 still makes her born in 2000-2001, and not a millennial. My math didn’t need to be that precise to work out correctly. 😛

    • Axel
      Axel
      July 9, 2019 at 9:28 pm | #

      I kind of go by ‘if you can remember 9/11 you’re a millenial (or older),’ but that might only work in canada and the states.

      • Seregiel
        Seregiel
        July 9, 2019 at 10:19 pm | #

        Generations are generally done on a national scale since it’s about shared experiences. Someone from Honduras wouldn’t understand what it meant to be part of the Great Generation for the US shared social experience. (Country picked at random – not a slight on achievements made during a time period).

        • Seregiel
          Seregiel
          July 9, 2019 at 10:21 pm | #

          Caveat: a lot of the western world uses the same terms for the same eras due to WWII etc but have different names, slightly different defining dates, and sub categories within. Social constructs – they get blurry!

  22. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    July 9, 2019 at 12:29 am | #

    Truly, truly, truly Outrageous.

    • ShinyNeen
      ShinyNeen
      July 9, 2019 at 12:33 am | #

      Thaaaat’s Robin!

  23. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    July 9, 2019 at 12:46 am | #

    To be fair she doesn’t really know what SHE should be eating either so her point still stands.

  24. Kyoulkoa
    Kyoulkoa
    July 9, 2019 at 12:55 am | #

    dammnit Robin

  25. BBCC
    BBCC
    July 9, 2019 at 1:04 am | #

    You’re both gonna die of scurvy. I beg you, go to the pharmacy and buy a bottle of multivitamins or vitamin c. Get the chewable gummy ones they make for kids.

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      July 9, 2019 at 2:24 am | #

      They make those for adults too now. 🙂

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        July 9, 2019 at 3:49 am | #

        Yeah, but the chewables for kids come in cartoon character shapes.

    • Sam
      Sam
      July 9, 2019 at 3:42 am | #

      They’re not likely to die of scurvy. They’ll just suffer horribly until they drink some orange juice. Everyone loves orange juice.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        July 9, 2019 at 3:49 am | #

        I don’t. 😛

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          July 9, 2019 at 4:47 am | #

          WITCH!

        • Sam
          Sam
          July 9, 2019 at 9:21 am | #

          I agree with He Who Abides, only witches do not like orange juice. I am sorry, but you have to go learn all about Wicca and casting spells now, you have no choice.

          • JBento
            JBento
            July 9, 2019 at 9:25 am | #

            Actually, BBCC weighs the same as a Canadian goose, not a duck, and so she can’t be a witch.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            July 9, 2019 at 11:37 am | #

            Does it have to be Wicca or do I get my own choice in witchcraft? 😛

            • MatthewTheLucky
              MatthewTheLucky
              July 9, 2019 at 11:43 am | #

              We’ll allow it, but at an XP penalty.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                July 9, 2019 at 11:01 pm | #

                Eh, that’s fair.

      • Seregiel
        Seregiel
        July 9, 2019 at 10:22 pm | #

        Plenty of college students are poor enough now that scurvy is a real risk. We get cases of this state side every year.

    • JBento
      JBento
      July 9, 2019 at 8:38 am | #

      Now, now, let’s not be hasty here. Let’s just feed Becky on the side. A dead Robin is a marked improvement over a living one, as exemplified by Jason Todd.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        July 9, 2019 at 5:54 pm | #

        Jason Todd is infinitely more interesting alive than as a memorial case to brood over.

    • ProfessorDetective
      ProfessorDetective
      July 9, 2019 at 5:44 pm | #

      Or get them on Amazon, they’re about $12: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07JGW2JKF/?th=1

  26. drs
    drs
    July 9, 2019 at 1:28 am | #

    Becky’s transparent hair-thing doesn’t get any easier with exposure.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      July 9, 2019 at 2:35 am | #

      It’s transparent polycarbonate, like a Tangerine iMac G3.

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      July 9, 2019 at 5:34 pm | #

      Right now she’s uncanningly reminiscent of the Philadelphia Flyers mascot, and I don’t like it.

  27. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 9, 2019 at 2:04 am | #

    I bet Becky never knew this job was at least on third being an idiot’s keeper!

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      July 9, 2019 at 2:35 am | #

      I kinda think she got that from context clues.

      She took the job anyway, figuring she could outgoof Robin. I think she starts to realise she might have bitten on more than she can chew

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        July 9, 2019 at 4:45 am | #

        Bitten off. You don’t bite things on, you bite them off.

        • Mr. Random
          Mr. Random
          July 9, 2019 at 7:44 am | #

          If you think you can correct everyone on the Internet, you’ve bitten on more than you can use.

        • JBento
          JBento
          July 9, 2019 at 8:40 am | #

          But you can bite ON things, and then realise that what you bit is too big to chew, therefore “bitten on more than she can chew”. Bagge can be technically correct, and he should be, because as we all know, that’s the best type of correct.

          • Sol
            Sol
            July 9, 2019 at 5:38 pm | #

            I think it’s bitten “off” because if you’ve only bitten “on” you can let go and try again… but once you’ve bitten that meat off, you’re committed now. There’s no way to adjust the situation that doesn’t make you look dumb. And gross.

      • poofdepoof
        poofdepoof
        July 9, 2019 at 4:13 pm | #

        I like “bitten on,” even if it’s a mistake — because not only can she not chew it, she can’t even bite it off to begin to chew it.

  28. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    July 9, 2019 at 2:30 am | #

    It’s like that episode of Night Vale where a bigot starts saying hateful stuff about millenials, but when it’s pointed out he is a millenial because of his age, he ages rapidly with magic to get away with his comments. “See, I can’t be a millenial since I am an old man now!”

    • autogatos
      autogatos
      July 9, 2019 at 1:00 pm | #

      A guy who was 5 years younger than me (correctly) called me a millennial, but meant it as an insult to imply that I was young and immature and I was like, “I have bad news for you buddy…”

  29. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    July 9, 2019 at 2:39 am | #

    Yay, no rocks. 😛

  30. Shane Wegner
    Shane Wegner
    July 9, 2019 at 3:21 am | #

    Gonna put the die back in diabetes.

  31. Keulen
    Keulen
    July 9, 2019 at 3:27 am | #

    Are fidget spinners still a thing? I thought that fad went out of popularity a couple years ago.

    • Sam
      Sam
      July 9, 2019 at 3:32 am | #

      They are and people still sell them too. Neurotypicals may have lost interest in them but considering it was never for them to start with, that’d be a good thing.

  32. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    July 9, 2019 at 4:47 am | #

    Off topic, but I was watching poker on YouTube, and I realized that if you put a pair of glasses on Maria Ho, she’ll look just like Billie.

  33. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    July 9, 2019 at 8:11 am | #

    I love candies and sweets, but even I begin to feel disgusted by Robin’s diet.

  34. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    July 9, 2019 at 11:05 am | #

    And the adult, Becky, do not forget, you are also the adult.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      July 9, 2019 at 12:01 pm | #

      I’m sure that there’s some kind of commentary about the nature of modern politics here…

  35. nightshade
    nightshade
    July 9, 2019 at 12:15 pm | #

    MR. willis might i offer an correction? its called “nutrageous” and heres everything you needed to now

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      July 9, 2019 at 1:26 pm | #

      that is a separate thing

      https://www.hersheys.com/reeses/en_us/outrageous.html

  36. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    July 9, 2019 at 12:34 pm | #

    Someone’s gonna die of scurvy at this rate

  37. segnosaur
    segnosaur
    July 9, 2019 at 1:06 pm | #

    It may just be me but….it seems like Robin’s intelligence really seems to have fallen since her first appearance in the comic.

    When she was first introduced, she was never a genius, but she at least seemed to have some basic awareness (like understanding voting demographics and public perception issues). Now she doesn’t even understand what a ‘Millennial’ is.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      July 9, 2019 at 1:14 pm | #

      Robin is not actually interested in anything but the perks of her job. I think she’s also grown sick of even pretending to care to the level she did before. She doesn’t want to be a Senator, she wants to be rich and powerful.

    • Hielario
      Hielario
      July 9, 2019 at 1:25 pm | #

      As someone who spent quite a lot in Poli-Sci classes…those aren’t incompatible in the least.

    • NoOneLikesRobin
      NoOneLikesRobin
      July 9, 2019 at 5:12 pm | #

      I feel like you’re glossing over the bigger problem of her not understanding what “groceries” are.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        July 9, 2019 at 8:51 pm | #

        I feel like Robin probably lived on sugar during her college days.

  38. SpaceshipPilot
    SpaceshipPilot
    July 9, 2019 at 1:47 pm | #

    I think these days, “millennial” just means “person I don’t like who is younger than me”.

    • DSL
      DSL
      July 9, 2019 at 7:27 pm | #

      Yes, it’s been diluted out of all meaning but the pejorative, like “politically correct.”

      • ego
        ego
        July 9, 2019 at 10:41 pm | #

        “In the end we shall make thought-crime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it.”

  39. TheFlamingonator
    TheFlamingonator
    July 9, 2019 at 2:34 pm | #

    oh right technically all the “millenials” are now “gen z” or in that awkward spot between those two groups (whatever theyre called)

    come to think of it i sometimes forget i am a millenial until i have to scroll further and further down to pick my year of birth on the apps that require you to be a certain age for creating an account, and then i just sigh.

  40. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    July 9, 2019 at 5:15 pm | #

    My mind’s all broken realizing just now the students are post-millennials – well, due to comic time. Yikes.

  41. J
    J
    July 9, 2019 at 8:51 pm | #

    Becky would’ve been a millennial when the comic started.

  42. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    July 9, 2019 at 8:52 pm | #

    I’d ship it if not for the gross power discrepancy and Robin being a terrible person. The age difference? Well, my wife is eight years older than me.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      July 9, 2019 at 11:47 pm | #

      My wife is 9 years my senior. The thing is, we met at 26 and 35.

      If I were 18 like Becky, it’d be different.

      (And I tease her with the fact that she got her Bachelor’s degree before I started high school!)

      • Liquid Len
        Liquid Len
        July 10, 2019 at 10:18 pm | #

        Heh, similar with me and my wife. We met when I was 27 and she 33. She’s technically a boomer (by about 6 weeks) but really by her experiences she’s more like an early Xer.

  43. WingedBeast
    WingedBeast
    July 9, 2019 at 11:15 pm | #

    For a moment, I wondered how this Robin got elected. Then… then I remembered where I am in history.

  44. Heartlesshealer
    Heartlesshealer
    July 10, 2019 at 7:04 am | #

    Protip: Save your candy containing chocolate until you get home, then put it in the refrigerator for an hour or so. Afterwards, even if the candy melted to the wrapper a bit, now it’ll be solid and you’ll be able to separate them without losing candy to the trash or your fingers. Also works for rice crispy treats that got just a bit too squishy from the heat.

    If you need your treat right away though, you must accept the melty mess into your life.

  45. Oberon
    Oberon
    July 10, 2019 at 12:51 pm | #

    Re the hypertext: Oh, gods yes. Yesterday I bought a Snickers almond butter for the first time. I love Snickers so I figured I’d give this a try. All melted to the wrapper it was. And super sugary. Pretty much a ‘nope’ on ever buying that again. I think I like Snickers because of all the nuts and caramel, and how it doesn’t seem like it’s just a sugar bar even though it totally is.

  46. lightsabermario
    lightsabermario
    July 10, 2019 at 5:37 pm | #

    At the start of this comic, Becky actually was a millennial. By the end of this comic, neither of them will be millennials. Willis needs to tiptoe around his sliding timeline, because things like this can come back to bite you.

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