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by David M Willis on May 19, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Vote for Robin
└ Tags: lucy, walky

Discussion (175) ¬

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    May 19, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    “I’m a somniatheist”

    “oh, sorry… please return to your morning service”

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      May 19, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

      alt-text: ok I dated someone who didn’t clean, and yeahhhhhhh *sideeyes with enough force to create whiplash*

      • Johan
        Johan
        May 20, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

        Your poor bits…

    • Clif
      Clif
      May 19, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

      I chose to believe that Walky was asleep for the entire conversation.

    • Tparadox
      Tparadox
      May 19, 2019 at 2:09 am | #

      My mother says she had a friend in college who went to St. Mattress in her first few Sundays at college.

      And then there’s the Mark Lowry bit about shaking off morning people asking him to come to sunrise Bible study by naming his bed The Word, so he could tell his preacher, “I can’t talk now, I’m in The Word”.

    • TlalocW
      TlalocW
      May 19, 2019 at 2:32 am | #

      I told people I was a Mattress Methodist in high school and college.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    May 19, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    Lucy swiftly abandons her plans to seduce Walky by telling him to eat up because he’s skinny and come over here so she can pinch his cheeks.

    • Kim
      Kim
      May 19, 2019 at 4:28 am | #

      Haha! 😀

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      May 19, 2019 at 9:06 am | #

      Appealing to Walky’s stomach is a valid means of seducing him. Making him eat his greens is NOT.

  3. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    May 19, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    I don’t remember anyone asking Walky to church before. I guess the results are predictable from him. (Not to mention, does he still have the same disbeliefs as in It’s Walky?)

    • mrnoidea
      mrnoidea
      May 19, 2019 at 12:14 am | #

      I feel like Walky may have quipped against religion sometime in Book 2. Don’t remember exactly when, though.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      May 19, 2019 at 12:26 am | #

      I don’t think he’s religious, no. He’s made a lot of snarky comments about it, though often to get under Joyce’s skin, or when he pretended to be raptured.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      May 19, 2019 at 12:41 am | #

      Also, he already has a free get-to-haven-card since his days as a cute little mouse boy.

      • Jon Rich
        Jon Rich
        May 19, 2019 at 9:59 pm | #

        A literal churchmouse.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      May 19, 2019 at 2:35 am | #

      In that he is extremely 18 about being an atheist?

    • Zatar
      Zatar
      May 19, 2019 at 3:04 am | #

      Walky is one of the few Atheist characters in the comic. I think it’s just him, Ruth and Dorothy.

      • Meagan
        Meagan
        May 19, 2019 at 4:37 am | #

        Do we know everyone’s religious affiliation? I don’t think there’s been much diversity in that (maybe realistically for the setting). I want a Pagan character. Samhain is coming up! (In comic).

        Also, what about Mike? I don’t think he is religious…and what about Danny? He seems kinda agnostic.

        • Masumi
          Masumi
          May 19, 2019 at 4:47 am | #

          And don’t forget about Dina.

        • KM
          KM
          May 19, 2019 at 5:04 am | #

          As I recall Danny’s probably about as nominally Christian as Billie – I think there was a strip where is mother was asking (over the phone) if he’d found a church to go to yet and he brushed the question off…

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          May 19, 2019 at 8:42 am | #

          Mike is as religious as you don’t want him to be.

          I think there’s a good deal of diversity, though admittedly mostly fairly mainstream. No pagans. A lot who are nominally something or other, but don’t currently go to services regularly, which is pretty common among college kids away from home for the first time. More non-practicing than agnostic.
          Agatha’s Mormon. Raidah’s Muslim (and presumably Asma as well, though we haven’t seen much about her.) Amber and Roz are Catholic. Ethan and Joe are Jewish. Sierra goes to the same church Joyce has been going to, though she obviously comes from a more liberal background.

          • HeySo
            HeySo
            May 19, 2019 at 1:10 pm | #

            I’m not sure if it was clarified whether or not Sierra went to Joyce’s church more than once [or, in fact, whether Joyce did, as I believe that was the catholic one?].

            In any case, just here to note that Sierra stated that her religious background was based in The Church of God. In other words, she was raised under a Pentecostal denomination. While Pentecostal faiths have several traits they can be associated with, the most notable element is their strong association with biblical inerrancy. In other words, Pentecostal denominations are generally not what one would refer to as “liberal”.

            More simply put, Sierra’s background is probably very interesting, if she turned out as open as she is for reasons other than teenage rebellion/self-assertment.

            In any case, we can at least consider it reasonable to label Sierra, our most likely candidate for paganism, as “Christian”, and leave it at that.

            So yeah, I don’t think we’ve seen anyone among the regular cast who is pagan, of any eastern faith, or of any non-major faith. Well, who knows, maybe Sayid’ll surprise us! ..Galasso, probably not.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              May 19, 2019 at 7:49 pm | #

              Not the Catholic one. Joyce hasn’t been to a Catholic church. She went to Jacob’s Episcopal church that has similar high church trappings and she only went there once.
              She went on her first Sunday to a church that Mary suggested, along with Dorothy and Sierra. It was described as “awesome with a huge congregation” and having electric guitar and drums.
              We saw her there at least one more time, again with Sierra, but this time with Ethan in tow (and Mike coming along to heckle.) Or at least I assume it was there, since it seemed similar and there was no mention of seeking another church. We know Joyce has been to church every sunday, but we can only assume it was the same one – other than the week she was home and when she went with Jacob.

              There’s also apparently an Indiana version of Church of God that’s not Pentecostal, but does still look pretty conservative.

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          May 19, 2019 at 11:38 am | #

          I think Agatha is a Mormon. There’s a lot of conversations back in the “Choosing My Religion” arc.

          • ValdVin
            ValdVin
            May 19, 2019 at 11:40 am | #

            …and here I am repeating what Thejeff said. Ugh.

            Is Nashita Muslim? She might be but I don’t know if it’s confirmed.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            May 19, 2019 at 2:31 pm | #

            Yeah, Agatha is Mormon and Sierra is Church of God. Nash is most likely a Muslim (she has a hijab), as is Asma.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          May 19, 2019 at 1:32 pm | #

          Here, have the main characters (as in those on the cast page or with profiles in the books)

          Joyce – Nondenominational fundamentalist Protestant
          Dorothy – Atheist
          Walky – Agnostic of the ‘unconcerned’ variety (word of Willis)
          Billie – Christian of some variety, not stated what.
          Amber – Catholic (word of Willis)
          Danny – Christian of some variety, not stated what.
          Ethan – Jewish
          Sarah – Not stated
          Sal – Agnostic upbringing, went to Catholic school, no word whether any sort of religion ‘took’ (word of willis)
          Ruth – Not stated iirc.
          Dina – Atheist iirc (though I might be thinking of Walkyverse Dina so don’t quote me on her. Joyce also refers to her as non-Christian, but I’m not sure Joyce is accurate since she believes evolution is incompatible with Christianity)
          Becky – Nondenominational fundamentalist Protestant, same as Joyce.
          Joe – Jewish
          Mike – Not stated, iirc.
          Roz – Catholic
          Jacob – Episcopalian
          Marcie – Catholic (word of Willis)
          Carla – Not stated
          Leslie – Atheist
          Malaya – Not stated
          Lucy – Christian of some variety, not sure what. She was some stripe of ‘born again’ in Walkyverse, though.
          Mary – Nondenominational fundamentalist Protestant
          Raidah – Muslim.

          According to Willis, most of the kids believe in god (as is true in real life Indiana) but whether or not that’s important to them varies. Billie, for instance, doesn’t place super great importance on her faith (and Danny says ‘church isn’t really super exciting or anything’). Meanwhile, Becky is faithful but irreverent (unless it’s important) and Joyce has it all memorized and internalized. Mary, on the other hand, is a definite believer but uses it like a cudgel to hurt people.

          • Ferret
            Ferret
            May 19, 2019 at 3:03 pm | #

            Amber being Catholic struck me as weird at first until I remembered Daredevil was a thing, and now I totally see it.

            • David M Willis
              David M Willis
              May 19, 2019 at 4:05 pm | #

              look, amber’s #1 problem is guilt

              so

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              May 19, 2019 at 4:43 pm | #

              Catholic guilt.

              • Inahc
                Inahc
                May 20, 2019 at 4:42 am | #

                */ I could really use
                To lose my Catholic conscience
                ‘Cause I’m getting sick
                Of feeling guilty all the tiiiime */

            • Kamino Neko
              Kamino Neko
              May 19, 2019 at 9:37 pm | #

              Why?

          • Indoor Cat
            Indoor Cat
            May 19, 2019 at 6:15 pm | #

            Thank you for the list! This is helpful.

            Also, Amber being Irish Catholic makes a ton of sense.

            Roz…hrm. She seems likes someone who would de-convert. But then, faith is complicated. Is Robin also still Catholic?

            Even though there aren’t any non-Abrahamic faiths represented (that we know of; it’d be cool if Nash turned out to be Jain or Sikh), it’s still a lot of diversity compared to most stories with a large cast. I think often characters religions are just never mentioned, which can be safer but not necessarily realistic.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              May 19, 2019 at 7:01 pm | #

              Yeah, Mary referred to the DeSantos as Catholic, which is one reason she wouldn’t vote for Robin. Plus, this is the US. It would be a lot harder for Robin to get elected if she weren’t, at least nominally, religious.’ Word of Willis has also said Roz is at least nominally still Catholic, and that very few characters explicitly don’t believe because Indiana has like an 80% majority of folks who at least profess to believe in god (even if the belief isn’t super important to them, like with Billie).

              • Freemage
                Freemage
                May 19, 2019 at 7:45 pm | #

                Roz is most likely a cultural Catholic who rages against the Church’s teachings on sex and sexuality.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  May 19, 2019 at 10:34 pm | #

                  I mean, you can be Catholic and hate a LOT of things about the church. Like it’s stances on sex, sexuality, reproductive rights, trans rights, it’s issue with pedophilia, etc.

        • MatthewTheLucky
          MatthewTheLucky
          May 20, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

          Mike hasn’t been on speaking terms with God since he was forced to move out.

  4. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    May 19, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    As far as reasons for not going to church go, Walky’s is a good one.

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      May 19, 2019 at 1:03 am | #

      Close enough, Walky. Close enough.

    • Dark
      Dark
      May 19, 2019 at 1:07 am | #

      I mean it’s certainly not the worst I’ve heard, but I’d hesitate to call it good.

      • Kim
        Kim
        May 19, 2019 at 4:30 am | #

        I mean… it’s not like you need a reason not to go to church.

        • Meagan
          Meagan
          May 19, 2019 at 4:40 am | #

          You do. In the same way you need a reason to not smoke weed.

          (This is in reference to the days when I was more surrounded by stoners who would ask me why I don’t smoke weed, as if it was some kind of strange aberration.) hi

          • Michael Lanting
            Michael Lanting
            May 19, 2019 at 10:02 am | #

            It stinks isn’t good enough for you?

        • Dark
          Dark
          May 19, 2019 at 12:37 pm | #

          I never said you needed a reason not to go to Church.

          I just said that Walky’s reason isn’t a good one, since he decided to provide a reason at all.

  5. WingedBeast
    WingedBeast
    May 19, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    I can see certain problems with Walky’s belief system… but he could do worse.

    • das-g
      das-g
      May 19, 2019 at 6:57 am | #

      Oh, well, almost every believe system comes with some problems.

  6. BBCC
    BBCC
    May 19, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    I was about to say ‘Oooh, sweet, more Walkerton family info’ but then I read the alt text and I think I’m about to throw up in my mouth.

    Walky, WASH YOUR HANDS.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      May 19, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      Everyone knows germs can’t stick to McNuggets, they’re too greasy!

    • J
      J
      May 19, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

      I wonder why Lucy thought inviting the boy she likes to church was a good idea. I mean, I absolutely loved my church (only reason I stopped going was that we moved), but ‘fun’ and ‘good place to spend time with a crush’ aren’t exactly the descriptions I’d use for the place. Maybe her church is really informal.

      • J
        J
        May 19, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

        (aaaaaand I have no clue why my above comment is nested here. whoops?)

      • Sporky
        Sporky
        May 19, 2019 at 12:21 am | #

        Partly I think she’s just not as socially adept as she thinks she is, but also she’s not ashamed of the “uncool” things she likes, so maybe that extends to church? She doesn’t care if it’s seen as “square”, she likes to go to church.

        But seriously, yeah, what was she thinking. Especially considering the boy she likes is Walky. Like, one look at the guy should let you know he’s not gonna wake up at 7 AM for anything.

        • J
          J
          May 19, 2019 at 12:42 am | #

          See, now I wonder if not knowing Walky is one of the biggest reasons why she likes Walky. 😛

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            May 19, 2019 at 9:13 am | #

            That, and the fact that he’s into cartoons.

            Her next seduction technique: get him to sit down and watch TTG with her.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        May 19, 2019 at 12:44 am | #

        When I was a teenager, I invited the girl I liked to church because I cared about her and at that time, that meant I wanted her to become a believer and be saved. She was never interested, though, and I was never pushy about it, so it didn’t go anywhere.

    • Cryny
      Cryny
      May 19, 2019 at 3:15 am | #

      Inviting crushes to church is actually a common precursor to actual dating for some devout Christians.

      Source: I went to a conservative Christian university in South Carolina for a couple years. Only got invited to church once. 🙁 I was one of a small handful of atheists on campus, so I respectfully declined.

      • tirachokko
        tirachokko
        May 19, 2019 at 10:33 am | #

        Oof yeah, I forgot that’s a thing. Catholic here, was dating a kid who attended a Universal church in the second half of hs. He invited me to his church, to which I (goaded by fam) responded with an invitation to mine (apparently I just…can’t go to any ol’ church, gotta be Catholic) and he balked lmao which was great for me b.c we weren’t going to last. I think it’s a method employed by a number of Christians to attempt to make sure their possible future partner follows their same denomination, partially b.c it’s assumed that whoever strikes first and has the superior religion gets to decide their kids’ faith.

  7. Yumi
    Yumi
    May 19, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    If I were Walky, I wouldn’t have answered my door. I feel like maybe Mike opened it and shoved him out of bed to the floor in front of it.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      May 19, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      The first sentence isn’t anti-Lucy, by the way; it’s just pro-sleeping.

  8. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    May 19, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    I would have thought it would have been “chorus kids keep chasing me and asking for my autograph” or somesuch.

    • Terry
      Terry
      May 19, 2019 at 10:00 am | #

      Except he didn’t even remember that he was in the show until this year. This insinuates that he really hasn’t been recognized before (at least not to his face).

  9. Rocketboy1313
    Rocketboy1313
    May 19, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

    I’m with Walky on this one.
    I don’t even have anything insightful or clever to say about it.
    Don’t go to church, especially out of obligation, just try to be a good person.

  10. mrnoidea
    mrnoidea
    May 19, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

    How does he not get sick? I bet there’s so many germs at the entrance to his immune system, they’re squeezing into each other at the door and they can’t get in.

    • mrnoidea
      mrnoidea
      May 19, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

      *re: alt text*

      • abysswatcher1993
        abysswatcher1993
        May 19, 2019 at 1:24 am | #

        So Walky has the Three Stooges Syndrome?

        • Arianod
          Arianod
          May 19, 2019 at 5:29 am | #

          He’s indestructible!

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      May 19, 2019 at 7:15 am | #

      How does he not reek? He doesn’t wash his clothes and doesn’t change his underwear.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        May 19, 2019 at 9:16 am | #

        He puts on deodorant. I’m sure he has layers old old deodorant on his body, kind of like layers of lacquer on old wood.

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      May 19, 2019 at 5:03 pm | #

      How did mankind survive in the like several-hundred-thousand years without immediate access to a lavatory?

      The answer is: the human body has an immune-system and you are not doing yourself any advantage if you do not train it.

      • Michael Haneline
        Michael Haneline
        May 19, 2019 at 6:00 pm | #

        That’s not how immune systems work. Bad hygiene does NOT give you a stronger immune system.

        Mankind survived before we discovered hygienics in the same way rabbits do – by reproducing at a higher rate than disease, injury, and other forces killed them off. The average lifespan used to be much shorter for a reason.

        • Indoor Cat
          Indoor Cat
          May 19, 2019 at 6:26 pm | #

          +1

          Good grief. Germ Theory: Actually Not “Just A Theory.”

          I really wish, like, middle school science classes had a whole unit on germ theory, how we discovered it, how it stood the rigorous testing of the scientific method, why other disease theories were discredited, and how that led to contemporary hygeine practices.

          Just…just the sheer ignorance about underlying disease principles in our country is a serious problem. It’s how all these wacky “clean eating” “anti-vaccine” “cure cancer with smoothies” “whatever Gwenyth Paltro is pushing” junk science theories are taking root. People misunderstand the fundamentals, so alternate “theories” seem plausible.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          May 19, 2019 at 8:16 pm | #

          Well, it kind of is how immune systems work. There’s at least some evidence that attempting to be too sterile is bad in a number of ways.
          OTOH, it’s not how immune systems work when directly exposed to serious illnesses.
          Hand-washing in daily life isn’t the panacea some treat it as. Washing (and other sterilization) in hospital settings were serious disease is common is of course critical.

          In a communal setting like a college dorm, you’re probably slightly more likely to catch something someone else has if you don’t wash your hands regularly. You’re more likely to transmit something you have. OTOH, many common illnesses are airborne, so it doesn’t matter that much.
          Just not washing your hands doesn’t cause germs to spontaneously infect you.

          And mostly we survived without handwashing for so long because we lived in small communities with much less and slower travel, so it was harder for diseases to travel as well.

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            May 19, 2019 at 11:26 pm | #

            There was an experiment done is a US Army training facility about twenty-some years ago, which I read about in [i]Scientific American[/i].

            What they did was to relax the inspection standards for hand-basins so that they only had to be properly clean when inspected once per week instead of pristine twice per day. Then they ordered everyone to wash they hands at least four times per day — once before each meal and at least once more.

            The experimenters expected gastroenteritis to decline a bit, which it did. The thin that surprised them was that respiratory tract infections (colds and flu) fell by eighty percent. Since colds and flu made up 70% of the sick call, that means that they reduced the total sick call by 55%.

            Wash your hands! Wash your hands! Wash them before you touch food. Wash them before you touch anything moist and pink, such as your lips, eyes, or genitals.

            In a similar vein, study after study shows that the main cause of infections in hospitals is that senior staff don’t wash their hands between seeing one patient and the next. The more important people feel, the more likely they are to consider that they are too high-status to be dirty.

            • IndoorCat
              IndoorCat
              May 20, 2019 at 12:57 am | #

              THANK YOU

            • Inahc
              Inahc
              May 20, 2019 at 4:50 am | #

              Neat! 🙂

              There is definitely such a thing as washing too much, but that doesn’t change the fact that regular washing is good.

              • Roborat
                Roborat
                May 21, 2019 at 4:55 pm | #

                I suspect the results of the experiment is because, rather than constantly cleaning the sinks, they stopped using most of them, to have less things to clean for inspection; thus having more disease due to less hand washing, and what hand washing there was occurring in one or two common sinks. It is a common event in basic training, one of the first things that happens is some of the showers and toilets are put off limits, so they don’t have to be cleaned.

  11. brionl
    brionl
    May 19, 2019 at 12:19 am | #

    Not counting various weddings, I’m pretty sure the last time I was in church was with my grandma. Probably 10 or 11.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      May 19, 2019 at 3:19 am | #

      Not counting weddings and funerals, I think the last time I went to church was at Christmas in 2002, when I was 13.

      • Jay
        Jay
        May 19, 2019 at 5:27 am | #

        April 20…12? I was also 13 and the only school in the town I was living at was Catholic. Wednesday mass might be a contributing factor in my atheism lmfao

    • Heatth
      Heatth
      May 19, 2019 at 6:13 am | #

      Not counting weddings, the last time I was in a church was when I was baptized. Those happen in churches right? I must have been 1 or something.

      Actually, come to think of it, I am, not sure if even been in a church wedding. So that would literally be the only time I’ve been in a church proper.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      May 19, 2019 at 7:18 am | #

      Excluding weddings, funerals, and baptisms,I’ve been in a church for a service five times in my life, most recently in 1979. I do visit to look at architecture, though.

    • Sunny
      Sunny
      May 19, 2019 at 7:20 am | #

      The last wedding I was at didn’t even take place in a church.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        May 19, 2019 at 11:32 pm | #

        Most in Australia don’t. Over 75% of marriages are performed by civil celebrants, and some of the rest by registrars at court-houses.

        My brother got married four times in September: once in his wife’s family’s home, once in a courthouse, once in a surf club, and once at home. He’s doing his bit for the statistics!

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          May 21, 2019 at 4:56 pm | #

          So, does that mean that in the event your brother and his wife decide to split up, they have to get divorced four times?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 19, 2019 at 7:40 am | #

      Another Wedding-and-Funeralist checking in.

    • Zee
      Zee
      May 19, 2019 at 10:10 am | #

      The last time I went to church was a little over a year ago for a sociology class. Before that, not counting funerals and a couple weddings… probably when I was 7 or something?

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      May 19, 2019 at 2:10 pm | #

      Wedding and funeral squad, represent. I’ve also attended “Vacation Bible School” and been bamboozled into attending a real service at least twice. Churches always give me a vague feeling of anxiety and danger.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        May 21, 2019 at 5:29 pm | #

        I first read that as “Vatican Bible School” and was very confused.

  12. Batz
    Batz
    May 19, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

    Here here!!
    I wholeheartedly agree with last-panel Walky!
    Sleepy Walky for President!
    -I’m Batz and I approve this message!

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      May 19, 2019 at 12:44 am | #

      “Hear, hear.”

      • Woden
        Woden
        May 19, 2019 at 10:21 am | #

        The easy way to remember is that the saying basically means “You should HEAR what this person has to say.”

  13. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    May 19, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

    Classic Walky response.

  14. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    May 19, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

    Lucy, continuing to be an absolute gem.

  15. Bagge
    Bagge
    May 19, 2019 at 12:31 am | #

    “Lucy makes a move”

    It’s not super effective.

    • Freemage
      Freemage
      May 19, 2019 at 1:16 am | #

      Nor does it deserve to be. You don’t ‘invite’ someone to church by knocking on their door on Sunday morning. You bring up the subject of religious belief in a different conversation, held days before you’re thinking about doing this, then, if they are at LEAST ambivalent about the subject, you can suggest going to your church sometime. The gentle assumption that anyone you meet is of the same/compatible faith as yourself is one of the better examples of the ‘gentle arrogance’ of most otherwise congenial Christians in the U.S.

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        May 19, 2019 at 1:43 am | #

        I don’t see any problem with it here? She’s literally just inviting him to come with her

        I get that religion makes it more complex, but to me it feels just as harmless as if she’d invited him to go see Endgame, without even knowing if he’s seen the 20 prerequisites or his movie tastes

        “Would you like to do [activity] with me?” is a pretty gentle question, and is actually much less invasive than bringing up religion with them. This way it’s a yes or no question. There’s the opportunity to discuss their religion as part of their explanation if they feel comfortable doing so, or just saying “no thanks” and leaving it at that

        • Derek
          Derek
          May 19, 2019 at 2:17 am | #

          no, it’s not as harmless and neutral as watching a movie, inviting someone to a religious gathering has a lot of connotations and baggage attached.

          • Fart Captor
            Fart Captor
            May 19, 2019 at 2:39 am | #

            So does asking people about their religious beliefs.

            As an atheist, I would be more comfortable being invited to come along with someone to church than asked about my beliefs.

            Invite me to church, and I only have to decline. Ask me what I believe out of the blue and I’m a lot more likely to worry about why you want to know, and whether answering honestly will lead to judgment or an annoying interrogation

            • Freemage
              Freemage
              May 19, 2019 at 4:42 am | #

              Except she immediately jumps into trying to probe why he doesn’t want to go, asking about ‘irreconcilable beliefs’. And, again, the timing matters. “Hey, I’m going to church tomorrow/this Sunday, would you like to come?” is vastly different than, “Hey, you were obviously planning on sleeping in, but I don’t care because do you want to go to church?”

              I’m not saying she’s doing this deliberately. I’m saying that, in her own way, she’s almost as clueless as Joyce on how people outside her sphere of experience actually interact with the world.

              • Zee
                Zee
                May 19, 2019 at 10:24 am | #

                Well there are supposed to be parallels between her and Joyce so that was probably intentional

              • Fart Captor
                Fart Captor
                May 19, 2019 at 2:22 pm | #

                I guess? I would be fine with it in this context, since her motivation for asking is clearly just that she wants to do something together, but I at least understand how it could still be uncomfortable/unwelcome/worrying for other people

                I agree she’s showing a degree of clueless, but I think she’s got MILES to do before she’s in Joyce’s ballpark

        • Thunder
          Thunder
          May 19, 2019 at 2:55 am | #

          I think the problem has less to do with WHERE she’s inviting him, and more to do with WHEN she’s extending the invitation.

          It’s not uncommon for people to be much less polite in their responses, when 10 seconds beforehand, they were asleep, as Walky probably was. It’s a nice consideration for the other person.

          So while I doubt that he would’ve said yes anyway, Lucy would’ve been better served to have asked Walky later in the day, BEFORE Sunday.

          On the plus side, Lucy does get to learn that Walky is not a morning person.

        • Rabid Rabbit
          Rabid Rabbit
          May 19, 2019 at 3:25 am | #

          Waking him up to ask him to accompany her somewhere is kind of pushing it, though. Sure, maybe she thought he’d be a morning person, but even so, it’s a weird time to drop in on people, especially to ask them out.

          If she’d run into him in the dining hall and asked him, sure, no problem. But she didn’t. She came to his room — in a different dorm, not even just a different wing of hers — which makes it hugely deliberate. It’s not -just- like asking him to watch a movie.

          Sure, at first he seems amenable, but note that her original question sounds like “Hey, want to hang out later?” as opposed to right away. Which is sort of how Walky takes it — OK, go to church, then when you’re back we can figure out what else to do. Hanging out sounds fun, but NOT right now, because I’m going back to bed.

          Knocking on the door in the morning to say “Come to church” is just… well, Mormon territory. Jehovah’s Witness territory. Even if it’s not intentional, that’s how it comes across.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        May 19, 2019 at 2:14 am | #

        I think Lucy tried to ask Walky out for a date, but didn’t manage to pick a good excuse activity for it.

        The date was the point, not the church.

        • drs
          drs
          May 19, 2019 at 2:38 am | #

          Two strips ago she was inviting Billie to church, so if it’s a date it’s a very spontaneous one.

          I think she mostly wants someone to go to church with her, and is asking her roommate and crush. Or inviting them because she’s the sort of Christian who does that.

  16. Bagge
    Bagge
    May 19, 2019 at 12:43 am | #

    So, my take on this is that Hymmel didn’t quite be the salvation for Walky’s soul it would want to be.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      May 19, 2019 at 8:46 am | #

      Actually, thanks to a little known clause, it not only saved his soul, but exempted him from church in perpetuity.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        May 19, 2019 at 2:01 pm | #

        That’s probably for the best.

  17. J
    J
    May 19, 2019 at 12:47 am | #

    What in the world does ‘pretty exciting service’ even mean? The only thing I can really think of that would fit that description is those services where people catch the holy ghost and roll around on the ground. Or maybe the ones where there’s a big choir and a whole lotta singing? Or the Sister Act movies. Basically what I’m saying is I’d totally watch the Sister Act movies every Sunday.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      May 19, 2019 at 3:10 am | #

      I imagine a “pretty exciting service” would probably go something like this.

      • Abel Undercity
        Abel Undercity
        May 19, 2019 at 7:44 am | #

        Walky is definitely too lazy to attend that service.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        May 19, 2019 at 8:52 am | #

        I knew, or at least guessed where that was going.

        I’m still kind of sad that’s not what Jacob’s church was like. I would have loved to see Joyce’s reaction.

        • Chronos
          Chronos
          May 19, 2019 at 11:45 pm | #

          She might have liked it more…

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        May 21, 2019 at 4:59 pm | #

        That is the first thing that popped into my mind.

    • Punaparta
      Punaparta
      May 19, 2019 at 5:28 am | #

      Maybe it’s like one of Reverend Curry’s sermons?

    • Dark
      Dark
      May 19, 2019 at 12:41 pm | #

      Any service at a Southern Black Church.

      So… Not likely the one they’d be going to.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      May 19, 2019 at 2:01 pm | #

      I assume skimmying might be involved.

  18. miz
    miz
    May 19, 2019 at 12:47 am | #

    Snarking coherently before your eyes have even opened in the morning: this is the most relatable Walky has ever been to me.

    • drs
      drs
      May 19, 2019 at 2:33 am | #

      Avatar is appropriate!

  19. Bagge
    Bagge
    May 19, 2019 at 12:57 am | #

    I’m impressed by Lucy. It takes a lot of guts to invite the cute boy you have a crush on to church.

    But don’t be dissuaded, Lucy. He totally gave you an opening for after the sermon. Take him to HIS place of worship… like a burger king.

    • Meagan
      Meagan
      May 19, 2019 at 4:46 am | #

      Your positive spin on this is the comment this comments section needs.

    • Jay
      Jay
      May 19, 2019 at 5:23 am | #

      Thank you, I needed this comment

    • Woden
      Woden
      May 19, 2019 at 10:28 am | #

      Your gravatar goes pretty great with that comment.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        May 19, 2019 at 2:02 pm | #

        I can totally see Lucy find her way to the wise sage bartender pizza server Becky to ask for advice.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          May 19, 2019 at 2:02 pm | #

          Go me for fudging up the html.

          OK, take two…

          I can totally see Lucy find her way to the wise sage bartender pizza server Becky to ask for advice.

  20. Pearl
    Pearl
    May 19, 2019 at 12:58 am | #

    Walky’s actually being a prick here. Not wanting to go to church is one thing but you don’t have to insult her for inviting you.

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      May 19, 2019 at 1:09 am | #

      He’s not exactly awake, though. Even if he did open the door. Let’s recall that he once broke up with Dorothy for waking him up early to ask if he wanted to go running.

    • Freemage
      Freemage
      May 19, 2019 at 1:25 am | #

      Actually, I disagree. Assuming that someone would be interested in going to church with you, without any sort of conversation that isn’t timed to put you on the spot (like, say, first thing Sunday morning) is actually rude as hell.
      She’s clearly had no conversations with Walky about faith or religion, or even broached the subject with him, since she had no clue what his reaction was likely to be. She doesn’t know if he’s atheist, Jewish, Mormon or whatever. Church is NOT just a social gathering–it’s got a purpose, and inviting someone without first sounding them out about their interest in that purpose is simply clueless and rude.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      May 19, 2019 at 1:48 am | #

      I read Walky’s reaction as intending to insult church rather than Lucy

      I’m fairly sure he doesn’t ACTUALLY think Lucy is mean

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      May 19, 2019 at 3:02 am | #

      I can understand not being the most coherent or friendly when you’ve only just woke up.

    • dethtoll
      dethtoll
      May 19, 2019 at 3:02 am | #

      Waking someone up at Butt O’Clock in the morning to ask if they want to go to church? You get what you deserve.

      The kind of people who go to church are already up at this point.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        May 19, 2019 at 4:33 am | #

        *looks at last comic*

        Yeah, that checks out.

    • Wraithy2773
      Wraithy2773
      May 19, 2019 at 4:38 am | #

      There is a time for inviting someone to church.

      That time is not right before you’d need to put pants on to head to church.

      Sorry, but the only thing I’ll knock Walky for here is just not outright saying “I’m not religious and I like to sleep in”.

    • Pearl
      Pearl
      May 19, 2019 at 10:20 am | #

      No, I’m still right. Walky’s being rude, and Lucy is being naive maybe but still a very kind and sweet human. Remember she’s like 18. She doesn’t get all this crap about “not everyone wakes up at 6 in the morning to go to church”.

      • Pearl
        Pearl
        May 19, 2019 at 10:22 am | #

        like you can say Lucy’s also acting inappropriately, which makes a rude reaction justified, but… cool motive, still rude?

        • Pearl
          Pearl
          May 19, 2019 at 10:23 am | #

          Like it’s not that grave an accusation, hes just being a dick.

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        May 19, 2019 at 5:30 pm | #

        No you are still wrong!
        Inviting someone to church without ever having talked about their religious believe/world view is rude!

      • Freemage
        Freemage
        May 19, 2019 at 7:50 pm | #

        Okay, if we’re going to say, “These are just kids, and they’re still figuring out the social graces, and a little rudeness is to be expected all around,” I’m fine with that–it would apply to Walky as well as Lucy, and an old coot like me would probably find both of them equally annoying/amusing.

        • Chronos
          Chronos
          May 19, 2019 at 11:42 pm | #

          So I’m *not* the only person who feels neutral about this…

  21. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    May 19, 2019 at 1:23 am | #

    Like Walky and Billie I just want to rest on Sunday without having to explain why with philosophy and science.

    • Jay
      Jay
      May 19, 2019 at 5:22 am | #

      If I wanted to be read a fantasy novel before noon I’d just listen to an audio book of lord of the rings. least I could fall back asleep then lmfao

  22. Keulen
    Keulen
    May 19, 2019 at 3:06 am | #

    Lucy is picking entirely the wrong people to ask to go to church with her today.

    • Masumi
      Masumi
      May 19, 2019 at 5:00 am | #

      I wonder, will she try Ruth and Carla next? That’ll be hilarious.

      • Terry
        Terry
        May 19, 2019 at 10:14 am | #

        Actually, Ruth might say yes, depending on her frame of mind when asked. She’s kinda exploring what it’s like to not be depressed. I can foresee her trying a few things that she refused on gut reaction to before, just to see what they would be like in a more positive lens. Then, depending on the type of sermon, she might decide she liked it an keep going. Of course, if it’s the fire and brimstone type, I think she’d just storm out and write the concept of church off completely.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      May 19, 2019 at 8:18 am | #

      Why can’t someone just introduce her to Sierra? Lucy deserves kindness.

      • Indoor Cat
        Indoor Cat
        May 19, 2019 at 6:33 pm | #

        Maybe they’ll run into each other!

  23. ScarvesandCelery
    ScarvesandCelery
    May 19, 2019 at 3:13 am | #

    Just ask him if he wants to hang out after church, Lucy.

  24. BenRG
    BenRG
    May 19, 2019 at 4:14 am | #

    Now I desperately want to meet Granny Walkerton.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 19, 2019 at 7:14 am | #

      Hopefully she’s better than Granny Mitchell, from Linda’s side.

  25. Arianod
    Arianod
    May 19, 2019 at 5:21 am | #

    I wholeheartedly agree with panel 5 Walky.

  26. Jay
    Jay
    May 19, 2019 at 5:26 am | #

    Lucy you’re the kindest twat I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen Joyce at the start of the series. Ask people before inviting them to church.

    This is my problem with Lucy she’s a good person but she just slips up in what can be perceived as minor ways but just tick me right the heck off.

    • Corey
      Corey
      May 19, 2019 at 12:49 pm | #

      God forbid people have flaws

      • Jay
        Jay
        May 21, 2019 at 2:09 am | #

        It’s okay to have flaws it’s just her flaws REALLY piss me off in a person

    • Kittie
      Kittie
      May 19, 2019 at 6:44 pm | #

      Is… Is inviting not asking?

      I feel more awkward being directly asked about my religious beliefs by acquaintances than I would turning down a polite invitation to someone’s church. A simple invitation allows you to elaborate or not based on how comfortable you feel with the person doing the inviting. IF Lucy did anything wrong I think it was asking followup questions (though that was kind of justified in light of Walky’s reaction. If he’d just said “no” she should have left the issue alone.)

      • Jay
        Jay
        May 21, 2019 at 2:41 am | #

        I disagree, I love bringing up religion when in first meeting someone just so I know boundaries in conversation

  27. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    May 19, 2019 at 6:03 am | #

    Wally has about the same eyes I have right now

  28. Booker
    Booker
    May 19, 2019 at 7:57 am | #

    I have said it before. I shall state it again now. With the exception of maybe Mary. Nobody deserves Walky. He’s really kinda rute, insensative, and a massive jerk.

    • Madock345
      Madock345
      May 19, 2019 at 8:21 am | #

      He’s all of that occasionally, but he’s sometimes insightful, he cares about his friends, and he always drops the whole goofball routine when important things are happening. Yeah, there’s some improvement to be made, which I’m sure we’ll see over the course of his character arc, but overall there are much worse choices.

      • Woden
        Woden
        May 19, 2019 at 10:37 am | #

        “but overall there are much worse choices.”

        E.g., Ryan.

      • Dark
        Dark
        May 19, 2019 at 12:44 pm | #

        That was all over in the Walkyverse though.

        Over here, thus far (as far as I can remember), he’s actually gone Full Goofball whenever things start to get serious.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          May 19, 2019 at 1:38 pm | #

          No, he does it here as well. Less dramatically. He’s been goofball in the aftermath of some things and he hasn’t been directly involved in the most serious things.
          You can see this pretty obviously when he visits Billie and Ruth in the hospital: He comes in all goofy and a strip or so later essentially says “I thought being normal goofy Walky would help, but it isn’t so I’ll drop it.” (all the while not showing a hint that he’s pissed at Ruth as we find out a couple strips later.)
          Apologizing to Joyce’s mom for Mike answering the phone with “Hail Satan”.
          Or the whole breaking up with Dorothy arc where he planned to break up with her because he was being a distraction to her plans. Not a lot of 18 year old boys on their first love would do that. (And then in the actual break up scene went back to the gross goofball explicitly to make it easier for her.)

          Walky’s an interesting character.

        • Amazi-Stool
          Amazi-Stool
          May 19, 2019 at 5:34 pm | #

          He noticed Billies depressive mood and tried his best to help her.
          How is that “full goofball”?

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      May 19, 2019 at 2:29 pm | #

      He can definitely be a jerk at times but you drastically underestimate how awful Mary is if you think she’s good enough for him or that he’s bad enough to deserve her

      He’s a fuckup, not a monster

  29. DemonChickenOfDoom
    DemonChickenOfDoom
    May 19, 2019 at 8:42 am | #

    As someone with a massive hatred of germs on the hands, I must say this:

    WALKY GO WASH YOUR DEXTER-DANGED HANDS OR I WILL FIND ENOUGH bongoES AND LET THEM STEAL YOUR NEXT NUGGET SET!

  30. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    May 19, 2019 at 9:27 am | #

    Is it just me, or does Walky look a lot like Arnold this morning?

  31. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    May 19, 2019 at 9:29 am | #

    This strikes me as weird.
    I’ve never met a college kid at state school that went to church. ( Except. For my college football team. They were all inducted into Church of Christ Cult, but every day was church to them )

    • Vulcanodon
      Vulcanodon
      May 19, 2019 at 1:43 pm | #

      I work at a state university and there’s lots of students who go to church. Everything from cult-like CRU to Episcopalian to fundy.

  32. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    May 19, 2019 at 11:46 am | #

    Seems Walky won’t pretend to be religious in order to date someone. I like the honesty, because faith can be very important to some people.

    Now, will we find out how important that is to Lucy?

    (I’m agnostic, and never pretended to want to go to church in order to get on a woman’s good side. That may skew my opinion.)

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      May 19, 2019 at 1:30 pm | #

      Mind you, I’m not sure Walky’s shown any real interest in Lucy beyond hanging out. If he was seriously crushing, it might be different.

      I’ve never pretended to want to be religious for a woman, but I did go to church a few times to keep one college girlfriend company. Not quite the same thing and it may have helped that she was mostly going to keep her parents from hassling her too much.

  33. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    May 19, 2019 at 2:07 pm | #

    Does her church have pyrotechnics? Do they get to watch Spider-Man after the service? Or during it?

  34. Hielario
    Hielario
    May 19, 2019 at 7:39 pm | #

    This is reminding me of that time I had a lunch date/attempted hookup with an american girl right after she got out of her regular presbyterian sunday service.

    (I’ve often wondered if that last part contributed to the entire thing going south like it did)

    • Hielario
      Hielario
      May 19, 2019 at 7:41 pm | #

      (I know next to nothing about Presbytherians or what that strain says about sex in general)

  35. someguywithakatana
    someguywithakatana
    May 19, 2019 at 7:47 pm | #

    See, I know where I want this to go.

    I want this to go to Walky going to church with Lucy.

    I want Lucy’s church to be a predominantly black church. The stereotypical kind with the singing, the dancing, and the “Puh-RAISE JEE-A-SUS!”

    I want Walky to be surprised at how very different this is from the church that he’s used to.

    I want Walky to get very into this.

    I want this to be the starting point of Walky connecting to his black heritage in a way he hasn’t before, and realizing what Sal meant when she said she was blacker than him and all of this other stuff.

    I want Walky to start developing a religious faith in direct contrast to Joyce losing hers.

    I want these two characters to connect over their changing beliefs and give each other strength and support, even as they come to different conclusions, allowing their arcs to come together and influence each other.

    I want a lot of things.

    I don’t think Willis will give them to me.

    Willis bares only one gift.

    That gift is pain.

  36. Kravis
    Kravis
    May 19, 2019 at 7:48 pm | #

    Invinting someone to church is a very cruel kind of bullying.

  37. 3oranges
    3oranges
    May 19, 2019 at 8:46 pm | #

    Lucy’s smile and Walky’s awake-but-not eyes are both delightful.

  38. Pal
    Pal
    May 20, 2019 at 1:51 pm | #

    Being woken up before eight A.M. by acquaintances is probably the number one motivator for college students deciding to move out of the dorms next year.

  39. Frank Bromley
    Frank Bromley
    June 2, 2019 at 12:52 pm | #

    does Walky look like Faz in Pannel one to anyone else?

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