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November 23, 2023

Scoot-scoot

by David M Willis on June 17, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Vote for Robin

└ Tags: malaya, marcie, sal

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  1. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    June 17, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    “This ledge ain’t big enough for the three of us!”

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      June 17, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

      How this storyline ends.

      • motorfirebox
        motorfirebox
        June 17, 2019 at 12:43 am | #

        You’re dethpicable.

      • djhash
        djhash
        June 17, 2019 at 11:56 am | #

        New book name?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      June 17, 2019 at 4:55 am | #

      I wonder if Marcie may disagree!

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        June 17, 2019 at 6:05 pm | #

        A Marcie sandwich!

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 17, 2019 at 10:37 am | #

      Get your popcorn he-re!

  2. Dark
    Dark
    June 17, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    Marcie’s like “Sweet. Two hot ladies fighting over me!”

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      June 17, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      A flower in each hand

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 17, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

        Will deflowering be involved?

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          June 17, 2019 at 1:36 am | #

          …

        • LookingIN
          LookingIN
          June 17, 2019 at 7:45 am | #

          congratulations on giving Willis his next Slipshine porn idea

          • DarkoNeko
            DarkoNeko
            June 17, 2019 at 12:27 pm | #

            Sal already said, she ain’t doing that

    • Pink Freud
      Pink Freud
      June 17, 2019 at 12:23 am | #

      She’s thinking “Oh god either I’m really fucked or I’m *really fucked*”

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        June 17, 2019 at 1:25 am | #

        Proper fucked?

        • Mr. Bulmbin
          Mr. Bulmbin
          June 17, 2019 at 12:04 pm | #

          As opposed to improper fucked?

        • Xenocide
          Xenocide
          June 18, 2019 at 1:11 am | #

          Before “ze Germans” get here.

    • Dean
      Dean
      June 17, 2019 at 12:31 am | #

      Marcie had a dream like this one time.

  3. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    June 17, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    personal space, what’s that

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 17, 2019 at 11:34 am | #

      Well, you see, back in the olden times before bathing was invented people frequently developed a fairly pungent fragrance and so it became customary to leave others some personal space in self defense. Nowadays, leaving such space implies the other person smells or is unpleasant to be near and therefore it is only polite not to leave any. Or at least that’s what that nice Warner kid told me.

  4. MatthewTheLucky
    MatthewTheLucky
    June 17, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    Marcie doesn’t know what’s going on, but she likes it.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      June 17, 2019 at 12:31 am | #

      That does appear to be a hint of a smile on her face.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        June 17, 2019 at 2:01 am | #

        On my lil phone screen, she looks perturbed. Time will tell.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          June 17, 2019 at 5:57 am | #

          On my big 27″ monitor she looks perturbed. Like, “Da fuck?”

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            June 17, 2019 at 8:19 am | #

            Yeah, I’m with perturbed here. There’s a smile when she sees Sal, but it’s long gone by the last panel.

  5. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 17, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    Marcie is the best meat for this sandwich.

    • LeslieBean4shizzle
      LeslieBean4shizzle
      June 17, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

      … hot.

      I’m not sure if “I ship it” is quite the right word here, but I would certainly enjoy porn of it.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 17, 2019 at 12:23 am | #

        Sandwiches are for consuming not shipping.
        ⚈ ̫ ⚈

        • Hoodiecrow
          Hoodiecrow
          June 17, 2019 at 1:34 am | #

          A sub sandwich might be.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          June 17, 2019 at 1:52 am | #

          Then how did THOSE get here?

          *Points at the premade sandwiches in the vending machine*

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            June 17, 2019 at 2:15 am | #

            By simultaneously doing real violence to the concepts of “food”, “consumption”, and “sandwich”.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              June 17, 2019 at 5:03 am | #

              Exactly! They’re for shipping, not consumption!

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                June 17, 2019 at 8:18 am | #

                Nicely played.

  6. Kravis
    Kravis
    June 17, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    Newman!

  7. BBCC
    BBCC
    June 17, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    If the plan is still ‘pretend to be into Marcie to get Malaya into Marcie’, it’s working.

    If not, then this is just plain hilarious. If a bit worrying because it looks like Sal’s backsliding.

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 17, 2019 at 11:08 am | #

      It’s still the plan and she still hasn’t told Marcie. What could go wrong?

  8. Danielle
    Danielle
    June 17, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    marcie looks happy, i think(?)

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      June 17, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

      probably not complaining Malaya clings to her more~

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 17, 2019 at 8:25 am | #

      Happy to see Sal, less so as the scooting intensifies.

  9. Linfer
    Linfer
    June 17, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    Hovertext is amazing

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 17, 2019 at 11:12 am | #

      Is this something I need to Google or would that even help?

  10. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    June 17, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    Come on people now
    Smile on yer brother
    Everbody Get Together
    Try to love one another right now
    …

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      June 17, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      Today’s strip is brought to you by JCPenney.

      • vlademir1
        vlademir1
        June 17, 2019 at 8:08 am | #

        I’m a bit surprised the company can afford such a sponsorship at this juncture.

  11. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    June 17, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    scoot scoot scooooot

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      June 17, 2019 at 8:13 am | #

      This is reminding me a lot of high school

      skoot skoot skootin dootin

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      June 17, 2019 at 11:28 am | #

      🎶 Scoot scoot scoot
      Scoot scoot scoot
      Scoot your booty
      Scoot you booty!

  12. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 17, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    I wonder what the sign language is for “strap-on”

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      June 17, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

      Well if Sal’s plan to hook them up works, maybe we’ll learn in the slip shine.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 17, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

        I never ‘pegged’ Sal as THAT kind of girl.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          June 17, 2019 at 12:25 am | #

          I meant Marcie and Malaya but it’s nice to see I’m not the only one whose mind goes to Sal and Marcie I guess. 😛

    • Kat
      Kat
      June 17, 2019 at 2:08 am | #

      Not sure on that one, but thanks to my background in Southern Baptist Vacation Bible School and my parent’s passing infatuation with a Ministry to the Deaf, I know that “Create” is a twisting motion with both hands twice. Do it three times, and it becomes “Copulate”. Also, “Lesbian” is making an L with your Forefinger and Thumb of Right hand, then putting the hand to your chin, which looks like a certain action that Lesbians might be known for. Made me giggle.

    • CJ
      CJ
      June 17, 2019 at 6:22 am | #

      As Sal once said: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/fuck/

  13. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    June 17, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

    begun, the scoot war has.

  14. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    June 17, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

    One two
    Princesses scoot beside you
    That’s what I said now

  15. Tacos
    Tacos
    June 17, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

    Scoot Scoot.

    • ShinyNeen
      ShinyNeen
      June 17, 2019 at 12:22 am | #

      Scoot-Scoot

      • DaveM
        DaveM
        June 17, 2019 at 1:12 am | #

        Scoot-Scoot
        “Get U Some!”
        (Sorry, I’ve been revisiting the Borderlands games) 🙂

        • ShinyNeen
          ShinyNeen
          June 17, 2019 at 6:26 pm | #

          Hey, that’s legit. Feels like everyone’s replaying Borderlands lately, myself included.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          June 18, 2019 at 12:32 am | #

          Seems appropriate to mention
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYDxAMAfOQo

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 17, 2019 at 12:24 am | #

      Woot-woot

  16. DinaJoyce
    DinaJoyce
    June 17, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

    THE LESBIAN LOVE SLEUTHS FOR THE WIN! (okay, maybe too early to declare an actual win, but it’s definitely looking good for their plan)

  17. Koms
    Koms
    June 17, 2019 at 12:24 am | #

    What is love? Scooting.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 17, 2019 at 2:16 am | #

      What is love? Ladies don’t squish me.

      (Sorry.)

      (Not sorry.)

  18. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    June 17, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

    Oh boy, here we go! And it even appears to be working!

  19. Newllend(henryvolt)
    Newllend(henryvolt)
    June 17, 2019 at 12:36 am | #

    Marcie: here I thought I had to be a dude in a crappy AXE commercial to get this kind of luck.

  20. Jade
    Jade
    June 17, 2019 at 12:42 am | #

    I like that they’re both about to get knee-deep into some shenanigans that could go horribly wrong. Oh, Walkertons.

    • Dana
      Dana
      June 17, 2019 at 1:45 am | #

      And in both cases looking out for those they care about.

  21. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    June 17, 2019 at 12:42 am | #

    Marcie: 100% okay with this development.

  22. Bagge
    Bagge
    June 17, 2019 at 12:58 am | #

    This is among the friendliest Malaya and Sal have ever been to each other.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      June 17, 2019 at 1:01 am | #

      Look, Marcie, they’re getting along! Aren’t you HAPPY, Marcie? 😛

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        June 17, 2019 at 1:18 am | #

        Aren’t we happy everything is working out so splendidly, MARCIE?

  23. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    June 17, 2019 at 1:19 am | #

    Funnier if you imagine “scoot” as a fart sound

  24. Surgoshan
    Surgoshan
    June 17, 2019 at 1:20 am | #

    Scooooooooooooot
    https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=331

  25. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    June 17, 2019 at 1:22 am | #

    Marcie’s mind: “Either this is bad, or this is reeeeeally good.”

  26. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    June 17, 2019 at 1:48 am | #

    They’re both making the “walking” noise from Worms: Armageddon.

  27. Keulen
    Keulen
    June 17, 2019 at 1:56 am | #

    Pretty soon they’ll both be sitting on Marcie’s lap.

  28. Keulen
    Keulen
    June 17, 2019 at 1:59 am | #

    Re: Alt text: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma24wmAjRGo

  29. Shane Wegner
    Shane Wegner
    June 17, 2019 at 2:05 am | #

    Haha, it’s actually working? Malaya would actually fall for that?

  30. BenRG
    BenRG
    June 17, 2019 at 2:27 am | #

    This is the point where Marcie finally snaps and tells them both to grow up already.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 17, 2019 at 2:33 am | #

      She already tried that. That stopped them actively punching each other. I think she’ll have to accept that this is as good as it will get.

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/embed-2/

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        June 17, 2019 at 2:34 am | #

        Of course, she has her own stupid stake in this stupid drama

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/fuck/

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          June 17, 2019 at 8:16 pm | #

          Okay, but consider this – the way that scene ended was adorable. 😛

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/erase/

        • Rabid Rabbit
          Rabid Rabbit
          June 17, 2019 at 10:20 pm | #

          I immediately read that as “her own stupid skate” and was all set to congratulate you on your punning. Now I’m wondering what the correct protocol here is.

    • Colineo
      Colineo
      June 17, 2019 at 8:47 pm | #

      Look at Marcie’s expression. It is *totally* working.

  31. Bagge
    Bagge
    June 17, 2019 at 2:28 am | #

    I’m reminded of a scene in Discworld where Angua has to balance her boyfriend and her ex. It includes a scene where she makes a point of sitting down at the spot exactly in the middle of them.

    • CJ
      CJ
      June 17, 2019 at 6:17 am | #

      Are you referring to the Fifth Elephant?
      In that case, one of them was human, the other a real wolf, which makes balancing things out rather more of a hassle..

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        June 17, 2019 at 11:52 am | #

        Exactly that scene!

        …well, kinda. What stuck with me was how LITTLE their respective species mattered for the situation (other than serving as a rather cute metaphor for her in-between-state as a werewolf, and her eventually choosing Carrot/humanity over Gavin/wolf…isity?). That camp fire scene had been exactly the same with two human boys or two wolves (although probably minus the camp fire)

  32. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    June 17, 2019 at 2:35 am | #

    They’ll end up squeezing Marcie out from between them and then will snuggle shoulder to shoulder.

  33. TheFlamingonator
    TheFlamingonator
    June 17, 2019 at 4:55 am | #

    Looks like Marcie is in a Salaya Sandwich.

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      June 17, 2019 at 5:19 am | #

      Deeeee-lectable! 😉

  34. mister gray
    mister gray
    June 17, 2019 at 7:08 am | #

    panel one
    Marcie: Hey cool its my friend Sal

    panel two
    Marcie: Wait why is Malaya comeing closer?

    panel three
    Marcie: Wait why is Sal coming closer?

    panel four
    Marcie: What the? Now Malaya is coming closer?

    panel five
    Marcie: What the hell? Why are they both scooting so close? They keep this up I’ll be pushed off!

  35. Ryek Hvek
    Ryek Hvek
    June 17, 2019 at 8:47 am | #

    Don’t mess with my Scoot-Scoot

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 17, 2019 at 9:46 am | #

      Scooty Puff Jr. suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!

  36. hof1991
    hof1991
    June 17, 2019 at 9:35 am | #

    Marcie gets that she is a prize, but only because Sal and Malaya are competing, not in her own right.

  37. Sunny
    Sunny
    June 17, 2019 at 9:50 am | #

    What is interesting is that Malaya scooted first. Sal sat down next to the edge and was about as far away from Marcie as Malaya by my estimate.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      June 17, 2019 at 10:21 am | #

      I suspect that Malaya is very insecure in terms of her relative position in the social pecking order. That’s why she’s so acidic and aggressive in putting others down.

      In this particular context, she knows that she’s competing with years of close friendship to be Marcie’s #1 companion, so she is particularly harsh with Sal.

  38. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    June 17, 2019 at 9:51 am | #

    I really doubt that Marcie enjoys being the center of a frenemies sandwich.

    • Colineo
      Colineo
      June 17, 2019 at 8:49 pm | #

      Check her expression progression. Ends on a bemused smirk.

  39. RAMPAGE
    RAMPAGE
    June 17, 2019 at 10:38 am | #

    Next week on Slipshine hot all girl 3 way?

  40. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    June 17, 2019 at 12:01 pm | #

    Tomorrow’s just going to be them rubbing their butts directly on her, isn’t it?

  41. nightshade
    nightshade
    June 17, 2019 at 2:04 pm | #

    well i dont know about sal but didnt marcie have a crush on mayala?

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      June 17, 2019 at 5:54 pm | #

      Marcie: I wanna hit that!
      Sal: Ah’d love to punch ‘er too.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      June 17, 2019 at 5:56 pm | #

      There are some Patreon bonus strips that further explore Marcie’s crush.

  42. Roborat
    Roborat
    June 17, 2019 at 3:22 pm | #

    Keep scooting on rough concrete like that, and there will be no fabric left on their respective butts.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      June 17, 2019 at 7:47 pm | #

      Eh, Sal’s wearing motorcycle gear. She’ll be fiiiiiine.

      seriously though, that is a great way to wreck your clothes.

  43. S'toon
    S'toon
    June 17, 2019 at 9:27 pm | #

    Interesting. Sal’s wearing gloves again.

  44. PB
    PB
    June 17, 2019 at 9:28 pm | #

    Marcie: “Huh, this is new.”

    But yeah, Sal needs to let Marcie in on the plan at least.

  45. Sarpiedon
    Sarpiedon
    June 17, 2019 at 10:01 pm | #

    ”Dear, Penthouse…Jackpot!”

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