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June 1, 2026

Flesh and blood

by David M Willis on January 5, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - To Remind You of My Love
└ Tags: amazi-girl, blaine, mike

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  1. Rob Cottingham
    Rob Cottingham
    January 5, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

    Nice to see Mike truly, genuinely astonished for once.

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      January 5, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

      It is something that doesn’t happen very often, is it?

      Daniel the Human could have worded that better, but hopefully you get the point…

      • Clif
        Clif
        January 5, 2020 at 12:37 am | #

        I believe he’s less astonished and more worried that she’s losing the mask Though the expression persists in the last panel, so I could be wrong.

        • vitalProximity
          vitalProximity
          January 5, 2020 at 12:53 am | #

          I think he was like “holy shit, Amber? … OMG, Amber is AMAZI-GIRL??!” Except, you know, however Mike would word that in a moment of actual genuine emotion.

          … Huh. I was fairly convinced he had to know by now, but maybe he really didn’t.

          Then again, Amber isn’t tagged at all… The alt text leads me to believe he still figured it out when the mask slipped off, though.

          • Rex Vivat
            Rex Vivat
            January 5, 2020 at 2:36 am | #

            Go ahead and reread what Mike said on January 2nd. He knows perfectly well, up to specifics, who Amazi-Girl is.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              January 5, 2020 at 9:53 am | #

              That line still makes perfect sense if he just wanted Amber who he’d been poking to stoke her rage to use against her father, rather than Amazi-Girl who’s not involved.

              For that to make sense in the way you took it he’d have to not merely know that Amber and AG share a body, which is vaguely plausible if he knew from before school, but also about the full on disassociation, which is a lot harder to justify given how much it’s increased since the year started and that there’s been nothing on panel to give him a clue.

              That look of surprise when he sees AG with the mask half-off just confirms it. That’s when he recognizes her.

              • Freezer
                Freezer
                January 5, 2020 at 7:08 pm | #

                Mike has heard Amber refer to herself and Amazi-Girl as different people before.

                And IIRC, he’s talked about it with Ethan, who knows Amber better than anyone else.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  January 5, 2020 at 8:31 pm | #

                  I’m pretty sure Ethan doesn’t know about the disassociation – or at least doesn’t understand it. I don’t recall a scene where they talked about Amber being Amazi-Girl, much less about them still being different.

                  As for the first, I’d need to see the context.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            January 5, 2020 at 9:55 am | #

            No reason for Amber to be tagged. She’s not here. The physical mask slipped, not the mental one. Mike can still be recognizing her when he sees that.

            • vitalProximity
              vitalProximity
              January 6, 2020 at 12:41 am | #

              That’s an excellent point. Amber’s face still looks like Amber, even if AG’s the one at the wheel

        • vitalProximity
          vitalProximity
          January 5, 2020 at 12:58 am | #

          Also… I think Mike’s expression in panel 3 might be a little of “Wait, that’s what I was trying to do. But wait, THIS guy is a next-level asshole, so if he was doing the same thing for the same reason… Fuck. Was I being WAAAY more of a dick than I ever intended, especially considering Amber is supposedly my friend? … Shit shit shit…”

          • Colineo
            Colineo
            January 5, 2020 at 8:23 am | #

            That was my impression. Blaine is basically repeating exactly what Mine said, with a slightly different perspective.

          • TemperaryObsessor
            TemperaryObsessor
            January 5, 2020 at 5:05 pm | #

            To be fair since I’ve actually seen Mike try to help her in the past I’m more inclined to actually believe Mike.

  2. Nono
    Nono
    January 5, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

    Blaine: so what I’m saying is…. can I adopt you?

    • Laladoria
      Laladoria
      January 5, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

      That sure is what it sounds like. This is his way of saying “I love you, kid!”

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        January 5, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

        Maybe he’s like Ra’s al Ghul and he wants Amazi-Girl to marry his daughter and inherit his phony carpentry business.

        • Max
          Max
          January 5, 2020 at 12:39 am | #

          Better not make that proposal in front of Toe Dad.

        • J
          J
          January 5, 2020 at 5:51 pm | #

          Galasso would like a word with you.

        • fridge_logic
          fridge_logic
          January 5, 2020 at 6:36 pm | #

          Ra’s al Ghul had a phony carpentry business?

      • Screwball
        Screwball
        January 5, 2020 at 1:12 am | #

        Daniel here. Last few comics BlainDick was going on about how liberating the mask & costume were, how you could be someone else while wearing them, and so on. NOW he’s pointing out his daughter’s apparent failings – despite his “attempts” to make her “stronger” – to the person who inadvertently helped him realize how liberating the mask is…

        Even if BlaineDick DIDN’T see her face, part of me is worried he’ll put 2&2 together…

        • JA
          JA
          January 5, 2020 at 1:17 am | #

          If it took even Mike this long to figure it out (and only after the mask came off), then Blaine will never figure it out.

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      January 5, 2020 at 7:24 am | #

      If Blaine actually said “I’m proud of you, Amazi-Girl.”, I wonder if it would cause her to self-destruct through overwhelming emotional internal conflict.

      • vitalProximity
        vitalProximity
        January 5, 2020 at 11:58 pm | #

        Presumably, since Amber did before when he told her the same thing after she did something awful. I can’t remember what

  3. foamy
    foamy
    January 5, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    What the actual fuck, Blaine.

    • DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
      DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
      January 5, 2020 at 1:04 am | #

      Blaine-quality ‘Every Villain is the Hero of Their Own Story” rationalization, perhaps?

      • Nyzer
        Nyzer
        January 5, 2020 at 2:38 am | #

        There have been strong hints to this for a while. Amber said early on that Blaine made her take self defense classes, not therapy. We saw him express disappointment that she (and Ethan) couldn’t fight back against a skinny teenager with a knife, even when Ethan’s life was threatened. We’ve seen extensively that his dislike of her, in flashback era, was because of her extreme anxiety and helplessness.

        In his eyes, he was, at least at some point in time, trying to tough-love her into standing up for herself. Probably the same techniques he was on the receiving end of in his own childhood.

        • TemperaryObsessor
          TemperaryObsessor
          January 5, 2020 at 9:04 am | #

          I knew that he thought or at least pretended to think thats what he was doing. But considering how “wonderfully” he took it when Amber did stand up to him as Amber its BS. He just found an excuse to pick on someone who couldn’t stand up to him.

          • Nyzer
            Nyzer
            January 5, 2020 at 5:16 pm | #

            Don’t forget he’s an abusive piece of shit too. He clearly views himself as the leader of the family (even after it’s been broken up) and as such should be obeyed.

            That doesn’t mean he didn’t want Amber to be able to stand up to other people.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          January 5, 2020 at 12:35 pm | #

          If Amber couldn’t stand up, it was because he beat her down all her life.

          • TemperaryObsessor
            TemperaryObsessor
            January 5, 2020 at 2:57 pm | #

            At first it was because she was a three. He had her since she was a newborn but I’m going to assume he mostly left her to be raised by her mom for the first few years.

          • Nyzer
            Nyzer
            January 5, 2020 at 5:19 pm | #

            Yep. Not sure if he either is just too stupid to understand that, or doesn’t consider that a valid “excuse” (since it’s fair to assume he grew up enduring the same kind of treatment too).

        • Kat
          Kat
          January 5, 2020 at 10:08 pm | #

          I’m reminded of the Ogres from the Changeling: The Lost (in which the Seemings are all just metaphors for coping strategies anyway). “Hurt people hurt people.”

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      January 5, 2020 at 6:21 am | #

      She’s got him monologuing.

  4. Julez
    Julez
    January 5, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    Aha, it seems Mike DIDN’T know until now.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      January 5, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

      Either that, or something has made him think Amber is now in control

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        January 5, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

        Amber is not tagged, and the final panel lacks cheek-blushes – Amazi-Girl is still calling the shots, I believe.

        • vitalProximity
          vitalProximity
          January 5, 2020 at 1:02 am | #

          Since the mask is back on in the final panel, I would think that panel counts as Amazi-Girl. Panel *5* is when the mask is off, and when Mike sees something that apparently shocks him… And the way the mask falls *conveniently* hides whether there are rosy cheeks or not. Hmmm. Coincidence? I think not… Perhaps a reintegration is imminent?

          AG definitely seems a little ticked off on Amber’s behalf, at the very least.

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            January 5, 2020 at 8:33 am | #

            My memory is a little fuzzy, but I remember Cerberus talking back in the day about how reintegration was not common for alters, nor was it recommended – rather, what was was the alters learning to work and cooperate with each other.

    • LeslieBean4shizzle
      LeslieBean4shizzle
      January 5, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

      Alternatively, he might just be worried that she’s going to be revealed. “Oh shit, her mask is damaged!”

      I dunno. Mike is hard to read.

    • Los
      Los
      January 5, 2020 at 5:14 am | #

      I find it weird that Mike, the lovechild of incisive wit and situational awareness, wou,d not have made the connection already

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 5, 2020 at 10:11 am | #

      Or Mike thought Amazi-Girl was still just a character Amber roleplayed as, and he didn’t realize how deep the dissociation rabbit-hole goes.

      Or maybe Mike’s hearing Blaine justify himself from the same angle that he’s used to justify his own edgelord asshole behavior to his friends, that it’s “tough love for their own good”.

  5. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    January 5, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    So, I think we’ve seen in-comic confirmation that Mike didn’t know about the whole bodyshare thing going on until just now.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      January 5, 2020 at 12:17 am | #

      Yeah, I always figured he knew, since figuring out people’s insecurities is kind of his whole thing. Guess not.

    • Hugo Bedward
      Hugo Bedward
      January 5, 2020 at 2:49 am | #

      Is it really a bodyshare split personality thing?

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        January 5, 2020 at 8:37 am | #

        On mobile right now so I can’t link, but Amber herself has talked in the comic about how she and Amazi-Girl ”share the same 5’2” meat vehicle.” Not to mention all the commenters – such as our esteemed Cerberus – who have talked at length about how Amber/Amazi-Girl’s storyline reflects their own experiences with DID.

      • Khyrin
        Khyrin
        January 5, 2020 at 8:45 am | #

        Yes. Amazi-girl has taken the meat-ship they share out of port without Amber’s knowledge in the past (and Amber discovered the evidence in the form of skinned knuckles the morning after), and while they used to share information, Amazi-girl has recently been keeping it to herself.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          January 5, 2020 at 10:04 am | #

          Goes both ways. Amazi-Girl was recently surprised to learn Amber’d been making out with Walky.

          • miri
            miri
            January 5, 2020 at 5:55 pm | #

            And he forgot to mention that he had split up with Dorothy prior to the make-outs, which can’t have done great things for AG’s faith in Amber to make good life choices…

      • Z
        Z
        January 5, 2020 at 12:50 pm | #

        Yes. The dissociation has progressed to the point that it fits diagnostic criteria and even that it inhibits their functioning. Amazon girl and Amber no longer share memories- amazi girl has been surprised to hear about amber’s actions and I believe amazi girl has been getting out without amber’s knowledge.

        They’ve split on a lot of personality traits and values as well, beyond standard human complexity.

  6. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    January 5, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    So . . .Mike has finally found out and is both astonished . . and horrified if I am reading his expression right?

    I wonder if the mask being punched/ripped off like that will lead to Amber coming out to law down the biggest of arse kickings.

    • Vigil
      Vigil
      January 5, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

      I am very sure he already knew and was only showing shock because he was worried her identity was gonna be revealed

      • LeslieBean4shizzle
        LeslieBean4shizzle
        January 5, 2020 at 12:39 am | #

        That was my take as well, Vigil.

        That he’s worried about her being revealed, I mean. Of course, it can be hard to tell for certain.

        • vitalProximity
          vitalProximity
          January 5, 2020 at 1:03 am | #

          But if that’s the case, why does he looked surprised still/again when the mask goes back on in panel 6?

          • Fart Captor
            Fart Captor
            January 5, 2020 at 1:10 am | #

            Also, the alt-text

      • Nono
        Nono
        January 5, 2020 at 12:58 am | #

        People seem to be very insistent that Mike already knows when all the signs in-comic point to him not knowing.

        • foamy
          foamy
          January 5, 2020 at 1:43 am | #

          Maybe, but like, all Mike can see from that angle, mask or not, is her hair.

          • Rotunda
            Rotunda
            January 5, 2020 at 11:25 am | #

            It’s likely that the artist has decided to concentrate this part of the drama into a single frame with both faces visible rather than using cinematic conventions of reversed camera angles, which takes an extra frame.

        • TemperaryObsessor
          TemperaryObsessor
          January 5, 2020 at 9:07 am | #

          A few panels ago he was talking about Amber in the third person in a way that implies he knows.

          • Eolirin
            Eolirin
            January 5, 2020 at 9:23 am | #

            If Mike hasn’t made the connection that Amber has DID his hyper awareness of people’s weaknesses would make him less not more likely to put two and two together. Amber can’t do the things Amazi-Girl does. Mike would assume they’re two separate people, because they are.

            • miri
              miri
              January 5, 2020 at 5:57 pm | #

              Amber has demonstrated her parkour skills previously, and it’s Amber who beat Ryan into the hospital, despite him being the one who came armed and looking for a fight…

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            January 5, 2020 at 10:12 am | #

            Talking about Amber in the third person implies he knows? I don’t follow.

            That bit was ambiguous, probably deliberately so. Could be read as either “I wish the Amber alter was in charge now instead of the Amazi-Girl alter, so all the work I’d done poking her would pay off in an explosion aimed at Blaine.” or “I wish Amber (the physical person) was hero now instead of Amazi-Girl , so all the work I’d done poking her would pay off in an explosion aimed at Blaine.”

            For the first to make sense, he’d have to know not just about the secret identity, but also the DID and that’s a lot harder to justify since he’s had almost no clues on panel and her degree of disassociation has changed drastically since the start of the semester.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              January 5, 2020 at 10:27 am | #

              In the Dec. 31st strip, Mike says he found Toedad and the Blaine outside “a house party”, not “the house party” or “Becky’s house party”. He knew Amber was at the party, so he might have said “the party” if he thought she and AG were one and the same. (By which I mean “AG is a character persona Amber puts on at will to do vigilante stuff”.)

              http://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-10/02-to-remind-you-of-my-love/interloper/

              Before this, AG and Mike were only in two strips together, where she interrogated him during the Whiteboard Ding-Dong Bandit investigation.

            • TemperaryObsessor
              TemperaryObsessor
              January 5, 2020 at 3:03 pm | #

              Talking about Amber in the third person right after Amazigirl said it wasn’t exactly me you were fighting last time.
              Also Mike would not intentionally hand Blaine that.

        • Clif
          Clif
          January 5, 2020 at 11:11 am | #

          Not all the signs in comic point to him not knowing. The signs start back in an early strip where Amber is talking to Ethan and Mike and Ethan says, “we know what you’ve been doing,” refering to her activities as Amazigirl. Now Ethan could have been using the royal we,but the implication is that Ethan knows and he knows Mike knows. Again, Mike’s recent conversation about wishing for Amber over Amazigirl reads very strangely considering a few strips earlier he was calling for Amazigirl to show up, unless he in fact knows. I will admit to some ambiguity in what Mike knows, but in fact the proponderence of the evidence is that he does.

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            January 5, 2020 at 11:35 am | #

            The early strips had a few instances of Early Installment Weirdness going on – until Willis went back and edited the actual images a year or so back, I remember there were a few strips, for example, where Sal wasn’t wearing gloves (in fact, I remember how for years those strips used to be brought up as evidence that Sal wasn’t trying to conceal a scar on her hand).

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            January 5, 2020 at 11:47 am | #

            I can’t find any early strip like that and I don’t remember one.

  7. BBCC
    BBCC
    January 5, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    And did it ever occur to you that maybe you weren’t actually helping and were in fact making things worse, Blaine?

    No? Ah. I see.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      January 5, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      I mean, that would require him to actually think about other people and his impact on them. Or care.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        January 5, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

        People like that start with the premise that they are right.

    • James P Huggins
      James P Huggins
      January 5, 2020 at 12:32 am | #

      The best part is Mike’s expression in that panel. “That’s… what I was trying to do. Oh.”

      • vitalProximity
        vitalProximity
        January 5, 2020 at 1:04 am | #

        Oh good, you saw that too? That gives me a little hope for him as well

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        January 5, 2020 at 2:45 am | #

        Yuuuuup.

        • Zee
          Zee
          January 5, 2020 at 10:28 am | #

          So that’s how this redemption is gonna happen

  8. Mollyscribbles
    Mollyscribbles
    January 5, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    dumbass, you never tried to better her. You tried to traumatize her. Are you lying to yourself or to Amazi-Girl?

    • Mra
      Mra
      January 5, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

      If by pushed and prodded he means verbally and possibly physically assaulted her, I can’t imagine him begging in any capacity.

      • Dr T
        Dr T
        January 5, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

        I genuinely thought he did know.

    • Uly
      Uly
      January 5, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

      Himself. Abusive parents like this always lie to themselves.

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      January 5, 2020 at 6:25 am | #

      For me, it’s not so much his questionable goals for her or his appalling methods to achieve them. It’s more his inability to accept Amber as she is.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        January 5, 2020 at 10:17 am | #

        To be fair, I’d have had a lot of trouble accepting Amber as she is. Or at least as she was – see our flashbacks to young Amber. The answer however is therapy and support, not abuse. See the help we know Ethan gave her.

        Though that still ignores the question of how much of Amber’s problems always were due to Blaine.

        • miri
          miri
          January 5, 2020 at 6:12 pm | #

          If she didn’t grow up in an abusive household with a domineering, violent, belittling father, would she have been as crippled by anxiety as she was though?

  9. Mra
    Mra
    January 5, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    I had thought Mike knew, or at least suspected Amazi-girls identity, by the look of surprise, I guess not.

    • Dr T
      Dr T
      January 5, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

      I genuinely thought he did know.

      • vitalProximity
        vitalProximity
        January 5, 2020 at 1:04 am | #

        Same

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      January 5, 2020 at 12:21 pm | #

      I think the look of surprise (in panel 5) might be caused by the fact that Amazi-Girl is not easily and readily mopping up the fire escape with Blaine, and there is now a nagging sense of doubt in his mind as to just how this will play out.

  10. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    January 5, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    You still think this was a good idea, Mike?

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      January 5, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      Also is this showing that Mike didn’t know Amber was AG? For real question here cause I assumed he was in the know like Ethan was.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        January 5, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

        He seemingly did not, which makes me wonder now how Ethan came to know about it, since he’s seemingly the only person who knew before Dina then Danny found out.

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          January 5, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

          Ethan’s a lot closer to Amber than Mike is. In fact he’s a lot closer to Mike than Amber is too. He’s kind the bridge friend between them. Plus Ethan was there when Amber first snapped so I’m thinking there are plenty of ways he could’ve found out.

          • vitalProximity
            vitalProximity
            January 5, 2020 at 1:08 am | #

            I think both Amber and Mike are pretty hard to get close to, but Ethan’s more open than either of them in a lot of ways. In fact, he may be the only one who’s really close to either of them, although Amber had at least (reluctantly) branched out a bit since getting to college. Mike… has had some hookups, and that’s about it as far as I can tell. :/

  11. Dr_D
    Dr_D
    January 5, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    From the look on AGs face, I think it might be Amber we’ll be seeing next.

    • Uly
      Uly
      January 5, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

      Agreed.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      January 5, 2020 at 10:18 am | #

      Doubt it. That looks more like determination to me.

  12. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    January 5, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    Someone needs to tell Mike that rules of fair fighting don’t apply to attempted murderers and he needs to kick Blaine in the back of the neck while he’s got his back to Mike.

  13. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    January 5, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    Mike be like
    Oh…
    OOHHHHHH

  14. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    January 5, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Ah, my favorite game, is this plot point (in this case Blaine not knowing Amazi-Girl’s identity):

    A) Genuinely new information
    B) Subtext I missed out on
    C) Something specifically spelled out that I forgot

    I really need to do a re-read of this whole thing, I think I’d read through Roomies/It’s Walky from the start at least three times by the time it ended.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      January 5, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

      Blaine never had the opportunity to discover who Amazi-Girl was, unless explicit information spelling out her identity was found on that stolen flash drive (which seems was the case).

      • miri
        miri
        January 5, 2020 at 6:21 pm | #

        I’m hoping it was brim-full of her LITERATURE.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      January 5, 2020 at 10:21 am | #

      More I think that there’s never been any reason to think Blaine knew it and quite a few to think he didn’t. Many commentors however seem to assume it’s obvious and are constantly surprised when people don’t know.
      It’s amazing how well that mask works.

  15. SUGauthor
    SUGauthor
    January 5, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Is Blaine not aware what happened the last time he thinks he met Amber?

    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/strength/

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      January 5, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

      He knows, but I don’t think he wants to admit to even himself that Amber whooped his ass, much less to the superheroine who also whooped his ass.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      January 5, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

      He probably wrote it off as a one time move by Amber. After all she ran away instead of trying to hit him again, and it was Ruth and Asma who actually forced him out of the building.

      • TemperaryObsessor
        TemperaryObsessor
        January 5, 2020 at 9:38 am | #

        God he’s the type of asshole who only acknowledges physical violence as standing up for yourself. Physical violence is supposed to be used as a last resort when either you have no authority on your side or your cornered and don’t have access to them.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        January 5, 2020 at 10:23 am | #

        As he says here: “At best she’d spaz out. She’d explode.” That’s what he thought that was.

    • Mordecai
      Mordecai
      January 5, 2020 at 3:32 am | #

      “I’m not enough like my mother, you fucking gorilla. No, I’m saddled with your stupid violent, petty rage.”

      One of the best lines in this entire comic, and that’s saying something.

  16. AceDetective002
    AceDetective002
    January 5, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Wait did Mike not know Amber is Amazi-Girl, he looked pretty shocked to see her face

  17. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    January 5, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

    Now, if Mike can just resist his compulsion to tell everything he knows….

  18. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    January 5, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    So, Mike didn’t know then, confirmed. Also, was more sure Blaine definitely didn’t know, but now we know for sure he wouldn’t because I don’t see him talking like this if he thought it was her. Not because he is above that, obviously not, but because I feel like he’d twist the knife more, so to speak.

  19. goggleman64
    goggleman64
    January 5, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    I just hope this isn’t leading up to the Mike Retrieval Arc.

  20. Agemegos
    Agemegos
    January 5, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

    I hope Ross is too stupid and uninterested to figure out what is going on here.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      January 5, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

      What is being said and revealed, I mean.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      January 5, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

      Even if he did see, it wouldn’t really mean anything to him. He’s never met Amber or has any idea who she is even if he had.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        January 5, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

        He doesn’t care about other people, and is likely to let their interpersonal babble wash over him without wasting his limited attention on it.

        But if he figures out that Amazi-Girl is Blaine’s [biological] daughter his behaviour is likely to become erratic. And the police will find out Amazi-Girl’s secret identity in a way that will make them more unhelpful to Amber.

  21. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    January 5, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

    So far, seems the people who know Amber is Amazi-Girl are:
    -Ethan
    -Dina
    -Danny
    -Dorothy
    -Walky
    -Sal
    -Marcie

    Am I missing anyone?

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      January 5, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

      Mike.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        January 5, 2020 at 12:27 am | #

        As of this strip, yes.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        January 5, 2020 at 5:25 am | #

        I meant other than him, I should have clarified.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 5, 2020 at 12:47 am | #

      Ruth knows because Dorothy told her.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        January 5, 2020 at 5:25 am | #

        Ah, right, that’s another.

  22. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    January 5, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    *plays Garth Brooks’ “Thunder Rolls” on the hacked speakers*

    • Lawzlo
      Lawzlo
      January 5, 2020 at 12:17 am | #

      *plays AC/DC’s “Thuunderstruck” on the hacked speakers*

      • Stephen Bierce
        Stephen Bierce
        January 5, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

        *followed by “I Remember/Stranger Than You Dreamt It” from Phantom of the Opera*

        • Commander Clash
          Commander Clash
          January 5, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

          *followed by “Hero” by Cher*

  23. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    January 5, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

    It comes to me that if the Mob laundered millions through Blaine’s company, he must’ve come into his cut, and his whining about Amber’s college costs is bullshit.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      January 5, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

      Someone like Blaine will always begrudge having to do anything that doesn’t directly benefit him.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      January 5, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

      But that’s HIS money, and being forced/court-ordered(?) to spend it on anything/anyone else just galls the hell out of him.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      January 5, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

      His commission is likely to have been small, depending on what other hold they have over him. And he might be running his business so ineptly that he is making continual losses and only his money-laundering money keeps his going at all.

      But yes, his complaints about Amber’s tuition costs are self-serving bullshit.

      • Bathymetheus
        Bathymetheus
        January 5, 2020 at 2:38 am | #

        You seem to be suggesting that Blaine is no better than trump. While I despise Blaine, I wouldn’t go THAT far.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        January 5, 2020 at 10:37 am | #

        In the divorce, he chose to pay for college instead of alimony or child support because he didn’t think she’d go. He tried to get out of paying anything.

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-9-comic/04-vote-for-robin/money-2/

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      January 5, 2020 at 12:57 am | #

      Blaine is a raging narcissist and misogynist both.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      January 5, 2020 at 5:26 am | #

      It’s still likely a good chunk of money to him, especially since the laundering is probably millions over years, rather than recently alone, but yeah, Blaine and Faz’s mom are just spiteful jackoffs.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        January 5, 2020 at 1:31 pm | #

        In fairness, we’re not 100% sure whether Yuri knows he has, ah, extra income available. Though if she’s a mobster’s daughter, as I suspect, it’d be hard not to know.

        • TemperaryObsessor
          TemperaryObsessor
          January 5, 2020 at 3:10 pm | #

          Blaine has probly convinced her college is more expensive than it is, or that he’s making less money than he is, or possibly worst of all it does not matter who’s in the right if someone is making Blaine mad they must be the problem.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          January 5, 2020 at 5:02 pm | #

          It’s probable that Yuri’s part of one of the mob families. I can’t find the exact comic right now, but I remember someone (Stacy?) saying Blaine “shacked up with one of their blank-ity blank daughters”.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            January 5, 2020 at 6:14 pm | #

            Which, come to think of it, implies Faz is Amber’s paternal half-brother.

            • miri
              miri
              January 5, 2020 at 6:37 pm | #

              Which would make him a statutory rapist I believe and would mean that Amber would beat herself up more about the fact that she hasn’t Magically done something to prevent Faz from having to live with him http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/measure/

  24. auroki
    auroki
    January 5, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

    This whole arc has been both ridiculous and full of legit surprises regarding characters and I love it! Mikes face and Blaines dialogue especially

  25. Archivist
    Archivist
    January 5, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

    Classic supervillain to obsess over the hero while they neglect their kid. With a uh, twist.

    • PB
      PB
      January 5, 2020 at 4:52 pm | #

      Oh.

      Oh crap you’re right.

      … He’s the Green Goblaine.

  26. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    January 5, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

    I call bullshit.  If that flying/swinging kick to the face was enough to put Blaine onto his knees and cause him to start to bleed from his (re)-injured nose, the pain should have been enough that he does NOT just ‘shake it off’ and continue as if nothing happened.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      January 5, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

      Amber managed to grit through being hit by Maggie’s car. Pain tolerance might be a thing that runs in the blood.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        January 5, 2020 at 1:14 am | #

        Wait, the unusually helpful motorist has a name? I didn’t know that

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          January 5, 2020 at 8:42 am | #

          She wasn’t tagged in her brief appearance, but she bore a very strong resemblance to Maggie’s tagged appearances in Shortpacked! – hence like half the comments on that day’s strip taking it as a given that that was who she was.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      January 5, 2020 at 12:30 am | #

      It has been bullshit since Amazi-Girl chased Ross’s car. It has been bullshit since she improvised a zip-line out of a telephone cable and a pair of nunchaku. I have learned to cope.

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        January 5, 2020 at 6:22 am | #

        Can confirm that old style telephone cables, over ten years old p, if well anchored will support 200 lbs in a ten foot length with no detectable stretch (over a10 ft. length),

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        January 5, 2020 at 5:45 pm | #

        Also, it wasn’t nunchaku, it was a pair of hedge trimmers. The BS is strong in this one.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          January 5, 2020 at 5:46 pm | #

          Also, I apparently can’t tell the diff between strong and strikethru markups.

    • Commander Clash
      Commander Clash
      January 5, 2020 at 12:31 am | #

      He might still have an adrenile rush from his previous duking it out with Amazi-girl. Adrenaline can totally block pain receptors until it wears off.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        January 5, 2020 at 12:51 am | #

        I can confirm that. I didn’t feel my proto-scar being born until after someone screamed . . . I assume “call an ambulance”, but I was still pretty jazzed until that point.

    • TemporalShrew
      TemporalShrew
      January 5, 2020 at 12:36 am | #

      Welcome to everything superhero-related!

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      January 5, 2020 at 2:43 am | #

      his nose is bleeding in the last panels. Well, something in the top half of his face is, anyway

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        January 5, 2020 at 2:44 am | #

        He’s also clutching at his chest, now that I’m looking again.

  27. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    January 5, 2020 at 12:30 am | #

    Ok that implies Mike DIDN’T know that is Amber. Ok, the hell kind of lighting conditions are allowing Amber to keep getting away with this?

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      January 5, 2020 at 12:32 am | #

      amazing how well that mask works

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 5, 2020 at 12:50 am | #

      Superhero genre conventions dictate that only the people closest to them (emotionally, not physically) can see through the identity immediately so long as they’re disguised in some way.

      In this case, that means Ethan and, due to Rule of Funny, Dina.

      • GutterChick
        GutterChick
        January 5, 2020 at 1:00 am | #

        See also: Tony Hawk

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        January 5, 2020 at 10:27 am | #

        And even that is rarely. Plenty of heroes are long unrecognized by even those close to them.

        I assume here that Ethan was let in on the secret before the year started. Probably helped with her training. And that Dina was just behind the door one day when she changed.

        • miri
          miri
          January 5, 2020 at 6:41 pm | #

          Or it’s Luna Lovegood-like weird perceptiveness (combined with a unique way of viewing the world, and frequent ignorance around typical social expectations)…

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      January 5, 2020 at 10:36 pm | #

      Maybe she’s like Sailor Moon, and her own blood can’t recognize her when she’s LITERALLY STARING THEM IN THE FACE GODDAMMIT THAT’S YOUR CHILD WOMAN!

  28. Chaucer59
    Chaucer59
    January 5, 2020 at 12:41 am | #

    So, Mike knows now, and Blaine is truly delusional. And…anybody seen
    Toedad?

  29. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    January 5, 2020 at 12:54 am | #

    Whaaaat, Mike didn’t actually know

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      January 5, 2020 at 12:55 am | #

      But seeing him having stars in his eyes when he realizes makes me so, so unconfortable lol

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      January 5, 2020 at 12:56 am | #

      How could he? They look nothing alike. Amber wears glasses!

      • Aro
        Aro
        January 5, 2020 at 1:25 am | #

        And Amazi-Girl has way better hair!

        • Charles Phipps
          Charles Phipps
          January 5, 2020 at 2:26 am | #

          I mean how would Amber even see?

          • ValdVin
            ValdVin
            January 5, 2020 at 8:18 am | #

            Nice shout-out!

  30. Hoboturtle
    Hoboturtle
    January 5, 2020 at 1:05 am | #

    So is trying to get Amber thrown out of college also an attempt to get her to “stand up for herself”?

  31. General Tekno
    General Tekno
    January 5, 2020 at 1:08 am | #

    It makes sense Mike didn’t know.

    Otherwise I don’t think he’d have tried to summon Amazigirl. He’s an asshole but only so much of one.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      January 5, 2020 at 10:28 am | #

      Given that he said a couple strips back that he almost wished Amber was here so the timebomb he’s been working on for years could go off, I wouldn’t be so sure of that.

      • PB
        PB
        January 5, 2020 at 4:52 pm | #

        Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit THAT’S what he meant.

  32. Zellgato
    Zellgato
    January 5, 2020 at 1:14 am | #

    Well that synches it. Mike’s going to die here. for Amber/Amazigirl, probably kililng her dad with him.
    I knew the dad def knew it was her.
    I’m still surprised that mike somehow didn’t know. i swear he’s made jokes about it earlier this semester. Does explain why his plan was Amazigirl not cops.
    cause.. the hell mike?

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      January 5, 2020 at 1:35 am | #

      Poor little asshole bit off more than he could chew. Can we get an F in the chat for the soon-to-be murdered Mike.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      January 5, 2020 at 10:30 am | #

      Why do you think Blaine knew it was her?

      As far as I know, Mike’s never used AG to poke Amber – one of the big reasons I was pretty sure he didn’t know.

  33. Agemegos
    Agemegos
    January 5, 2020 at 1:15 am | #

    What is the square thing on the back of Blaine’s left glove, and am I correct in interpreting that it lit up in the second panel?

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      January 5, 2020 at 1:38 am | #

      That’s his phone hand.

      • Arian
        Arian
        January 5, 2020 at 7:53 am | #

        *Knife.

        • Booker
          Booker
          January 5, 2020 at 9:19 am | #

          Pretty sure it’s just the pattern on the glove

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      January 5, 2020 at 11:09 am | #

      It’s an open patch across the back of the hand.  Look at a pair of cycling gloves or golf gloves and you’ll see a similar cuuout.  It seems like it ‘lit up’ in the second panel because I suspect Willis was trying to show how light from below is illuminating the whiteness of the back of his hand.

  34. LadySol
    LadySol
    January 5, 2020 at 1:22 am | #

    I think it was pretty clear from the last few strips that Mike not only knows Amber and Amazi-girl share a body, but also that he knows they aren’t necessarily the same person. So I’m definitely in the camp of reading the mask off panel as worry about her blowing her cover. What exactly his expression in the last panel is supposed to convey I’m not sure yet, but I’m sure we’ll find out.

    • jmsr7
      jmsr7
      January 5, 2020 at 1:58 am | #

      While your interpretation is consistent with mike’s expression in panel 5, his expression in panel 6 is not. “Shocked surprise” at a newly revealed fact that you did not know and is now staring you in the face can paralyze you into inaction for several seconds (think: Whaaaaaat?) IS consistent with both, which is why i fall into the second camp and think he genuinely didn’t know.

      I also think Blaine didn’t know either because he’d be belittling her directly here instead of just doing the “bongoing like a disappointed parent to people who might understand the troubles of being a parent in general.” Which is a relief since i’ve been worried about what might be on that thumb drive Faz stole for him. “Big secret that could get her arrested and definitely thrown out of college still safe? – Check.”

  35. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    January 5, 2020 at 1:25 am | #

    FUCK YOU BLAINE!

    You forced an innocent child to be violent to satisfy your ego! You wanted a psychopath, not a daughter! Fuck you and every person that shares your sociopathic darwinistic worldview! Fuck you! Even Mike seems scared of you, asshole!

  36. Derek
    Derek
    January 5, 2020 at 1:53 am | #

    How much does Amber weigh? 60 kilograms easily? Blaine must be incredibly strong to swing her around by the leg while lying prone. The fact that she’s upright makes it rather unbelievable

    • Crumplepunch
      Crumplepunch
      January 5, 2020 at 5:35 am | #

      In the last comic she jumped hard enough that she went over the balcony and then had enough momentum left over to swing back at an angle using rope anchored to the balcony. I think physics is as done here as psychology.

  37. brasca1
    brasca1
    January 5, 2020 at 2:21 am | #

    As if this fight wasn’t unbelievable enough now I see Mike genuinely surprised. And I thought he masterminded all this.

  38. Zemgosl
    Zemgosl
    January 5, 2020 at 2:28 am | #

    @Peeps saying that mike didn’t know before tonight. just a few panels ago he said: “id almost rather have her here than you tonight”. That implies that he DEFINITELY knows. Imo the look on his face here is concern over her identify being revealed but I might be missing something as well.

    • kilgaen
      kilgaen
      January 5, 2020 at 9:32 am | #

      It only implies he thinks of Amber and Amazi-Girl as separate people. Like two different people are usually separate.

      I looked back over that panel and I think he meant that he’d been winding up Amber up so she could fight back against her dad (Mike has a poor understanding/opinion of therapy). I don’t think he’d realised she’d been winding down behind a mask. He knows Amber could beat the crap out of Blaine. He didn’t figure out it was Amber’s face behind Amazi-Girl’s mask until right now. The mask works really well, y’all.

  39. Zatar
    Zatar
    January 5, 2020 at 2:28 am | #

    Okay so Mike definitly doesen’t know.

    • Zatar
      Zatar
      January 5, 2020 at 2:29 am | #

      *Didn’t

  40. Synnerman
    Synnerman
    January 5, 2020 at 2:44 am | #

    Amber is here now.

    Let the destruction begin.

  41. BenRG
    BenRG
    January 5, 2020 at 2:55 am | #

    I think that Amber has something to say to her father. After that, I suspect that the only reason he’s going to still be breathing is that Mike doesn’t want his friend to soil her hands with that monster’s blood.

  42. Suet
    Suet
    January 5, 2020 at 3:00 am | #

    The grass is greener when you’re not in it.

    Amazi-Mask, From the People Who Created Amazi-Stool

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      January 5, 2020 at 6:13 pm | #

      So you are referring to Brian Daniel?

  43. bryy
    bryy
    January 5, 2020 at 3:05 am | #

    And there we go. There’s Willis making this all too soul-crushingly real again.

  44. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    January 5, 2020 at 3:13 am | #

    Blaine thinks he’s so unstoppable. He needs a hit in a head with a hammer.

  45. Keulen
    Keulen
    January 5, 2020 at 3:23 am | #

    Does this mean Mike didn’t know that Amber is Amazi-Girl? Because I could’ve sworn he knew already.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      January 5, 2020 at 8:06 am | #

      I suspect that he didn’t realise just how total the disassociation is between Amazi-Girl and Amber actually is. I think that he saw the two alters ‘hand-off’ just then and it terrified him to think that there are two people in his childhood friend’s body.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        January 5, 2020 at 9:52 am | #

        Tags and cheeks both say it’s still Amazi-Girl.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        January 5, 2020 at 10:35 am | #

        The previous line about wanting Amber there instead of AG makes no sense at all if he thinks AG is Amber with a mask on. It works if he thinks they’re completely separate people and it works if he already understands they’re two people in the same body.

  46. Eve
    Eve
    January 5, 2020 at 5:26 am | #

    “Amazing how well that mask works”

    …..wait did Mike not know?! I thought he totally knew?!

  47. Arianod
    Arianod
    January 5, 2020 at 5:28 am | #

    “OMG AMBER IS AMAZI-GIRL!”

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      January 5, 2020 at 8:06 am | #

      Or, more worryingly, she isn’t anymore.

  48. Colineo
    Colineo
    January 5, 2020 at 8:24 am | #

    It’s like accidentally knocking off Clark Kent’s glasses and realizing he’s Superman

  49. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    January 5, 2020 at 8:53 am | #

    Finally Mike is speakless! His old friend is a superhero and he has never think about this possibility…. a little bit like Blaine has do.

  50. Booker
    Booker
    January 5, 2020 at 9:18 am | #

    Blaine. You absolute piece of garbage. How dare you try to convince yourself you’re anything other than a self serving weasel….and yeah! I know! That’s not fair to the weasels!!!

  51. miri
    miri
    January 5, 2020 at 9:24 am | #

    This appears to be an unpleasant look in the mirror for Mike.

  52. Rosstifer
    Rosstifer
    January 5, 2020 at 9:25 am | #

    Blaine is really that fucking stupid, huh?

  53. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    January 5, 2020 at 9:30 am | #

    Oh, huh. When I said “I’d almost rather have her her tonight”, I thought that meant he knew.

    • Clif
      Clif
      January 5, 2020 at 11:34 am | #

      It probably did.

      • motorfirebox
        motorfirebox
        January 5, 2020 at 11:40 pm | #

        I dunno, this page doesn’t make it look like he knew.

  54. Smartkitty
    Smartkitty
    January 5, 2020 at 9:48 am | #

    Sorry, silly question, but is there a new way to look at alt-text on iOS? Used to be I could click on the blank area next to the navigation arrows, now I can’t figure out how to pull it up.

    • Clif
      Clif
      January 5, 2020 at 11:35 am | #

      Still works the same for me.

  55. Bagge
    Bagge
    January 5, 2020 at 10:18 am | #

    Mask or no mask?

    Either way, it doesn’t look too god for Blaine.

  56. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    January 5, 2020 at 10:26 am | #

    This is the dramatic moment, in the comic’s story arc, where the hero takes off the mask, and says something like, “You think you know your daughter? Well, you’re wrong, because I’m your daughter!”

    • Rotunda
      Rotunda
      January 5, 2020 at 11:17 am | #

      But the mask slipped, and she replaced it.

  57. Jay
    Jay
    January 5, 2020 at 10:37 am | #

    I honestly thought mike already knew

  58. Marie
    Marie
    January 5, 2020 at 11:04 am | #

    Hey. HEY. What about Ross? What’s going on with him right now???

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      January 5, 2020 at 12:46 pm | #

      He’s busy dodging the hammer that came flying at his face.

    • AGV
      AGV
      January 5, 2020 at 12:50 pm | #

      He went to fetch some popcorn

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      January 5, 2020 at 6:21 pm | #

      He still believes that he and Rachel were on a break!

  59. Rotunda
    Rotunda
    January 5, 2020 at 11:33 am | #

    Dilemma for Amber/Amazi-Girl: Amber has Blaine’s rage, and risks becoming like him in that respect, but now Amazi-Girl is seen to be respected by Blaine for fulfilling his template for his worthy progeny. Both personae bear Blaine’s stamp.

  60. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    January 5, 2020 at 3:30 pm | #

    We’re gonna need a bigger bucket…

  61. eskimolos
    eskimolos
    January 5, 2020 at 3:32 pm | #

    My take would maybe be mike’s worried that with amazigirl’s (literal) mask slipping that she was losing control and blaine’s antagonizing was getting her down.

  62. PB
    PB
    January 5, 2020 at 4:51 pm | #

    Wait, I’m confused: did he NOT know?

    • PB
      PB
      January 5, 2020 at 4:54 pm | #

      (Rereads everything) Oh crap in a hat, HE DIDN’T KNOW.

  63. Strangeshapes
    Strangeshapes
    January 5, 2020 at 10:08 pm | #

    Whether or not Mike knew about Amber=Amazigirl, I cant see how his expression is related to that here. When her mask slips, her face is to us in the fourth wall, and her hair is a curtain between herself and Mike. From his vantage point, he’d be able to see that her mask had slipped but not who was beneath it. So I would think he’d be looking worried that Blaine or Toedad might have seen her identity, not because he’d seen it himself.

  64. Stanistani
    Stanistani
    January 5, 2020 at 10:37 pm | #

    Ross is not visible. The hammer was headed right at him. Will this be important momentarily?

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
"ESPECIALLY willa!" "dad, has it come to mind yet that if i was correct, actually, about belle being cuckoo for murderpuffs, that she was in fact trying to kill me, your human daughter, all this time" "sorry, still only really care about the fish"
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
Dumbing of Age: "My eyes only" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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My eyes only
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
fuck Target's sad beige pride. You don't have to like rainbows to be loud and proud; AND you can support a currently-unemployed trans artist! (many more at link) www.teepublic.com/user/chekhov...
a black hoodie with hand-lettered white text reading,
a black tshirt with hand-lettered white text reading,
a red tshirt with hand-lettered black text reading,
a maroon tshirt with hand-lettered white text reading,
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
Mammal solidarity “stealing and eating a treat with your dexterous little hands”
paulle.bsky.social's user avatarPaul Lê @paulle.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
I'm obsessed with this li'l hungry bub.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
*weird dean sounds*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
Got my pointy Galvatron slippers.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
Rolling Stone is one of the few news outlets that know how to write headlines.
rollingstone.com's user avatarRolling Stone @rollingstone.com ⋅ 1d
Report: Elon Used So Much Ketamine He Couldn’t Pee Right The New York Times reports that the billionaire experienced some negative effects from frequent drug use while stumping for Trump last year
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Elon Used So Much Ketamine He Couldn't Pee Right: Report
Elon Musk's frequent use of ketamine during the 2024 campaign caused him to experience bladder problems, according to The New York Times.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
everyone: remember to transform your ss86 scavenger so that the shovel arm hangs off his ass like a floppy butt-penis
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PAK @papaalphakilo.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Sam Reich doing a little dance on the set of
rajandelman.bsky.social's user avatarBlue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
We need a liberal Jigsaw
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i tell ya, my wife is bi. yeah, she bi and i pay!
maggiewestrum.bsky.social's user avatarMaggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
we need a rodney dangerfield of the left
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Oh hey Hulu released the new King of the Hill intro I boarded
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King of the Hill Season 14 | Credit Sequence Reveal | Hulu
YouTube video by Hulu
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
thanks for the three bigfoot-esque images of cyberworld optimus prime, hasbro pr
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
"so now what?" "well handing her every knife in the house has worked out for us so far"
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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
CYBERWORLD trailer! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTsf...
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Transformers: CYBERWORLD | OFFICIAL TEASER TRAILER | Transformers Official
YouTube video by TRANSFORMERS OFFICIAL
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
(june 1, 2026)
It's Malaya!  They seem incredulous.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the need for the inclusion of the graphic is a sad reminder of the shockingly low literacy rate among geese
Sign reads “No Geese” and includes a graphic of a goose silhouette in a red circle with a line through it.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
well look at her, that child was right
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
which do you fuckin THINK, man
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned I can be thrown long enough over POLLY'S FIANCE IS *SIXTEEN YEARS OLDER THAN HER DAD?????* to momentarily forget to wonder HOW IS SISTER STEVEN STILL ALIVE
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Formal" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Formal
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
welp, here we go the guy everyone's been waiting to see tfone starscream
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
still thinking of that time jerry seinfeld guest starred in the season 2 premiere of 30 rock just so he could stare directly into the camera and plug Bee Movie
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the name's rain abyss rain
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 2d
From The Archives: I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back theonion.com/i-don-t...
I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
was working in the yard when the pizza delivery guy pulled up. handed me the pizzas, joked about whether i actually lived there or was trying to scam free pizza. laughed carried the pizza up to the door, i'd been locked out of my own house, so i stood there awkwardly as the delivery guy stared
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Allie @rally.luckyraven.cc ⋅ 2d
My belief is that a lot of people worship a pantheon of death gods, whether they realize it or not, and my intent is to live long enough to see their gods' heads put up on pikes. That's where I'm at. I'll warm my bones by the glow of these cathedrals of rot when they're all razed to the ground.
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Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com ⋅ 2d
People hate being told "if you wanna make a comic, just make a comic" but also I come from The Land of 2000s Webcomics, where a LOT of people just made a comic. And it was harder! We all had to own scanners and buy paper!
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i heart hugs @i-heart-hugs.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.makeship.com/petitions/tr... coming in 10 days and 22 hours: a Dina plushie campaign on Makeship! click the handy button to be notified when it launches!
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Tricerahoodie Dina Plushie
Dina is so small and quiet that she goes completely unnoticed by most people for long stretches of time. She doesn’t talk much — she prefers to observe. People and how they interact is a puzzle to Din...
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