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September 28, 2023

Complicated

by David M Willis on April 9, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - When It Crumbles

└ Tags: amazi-girl, amber

Discussion (191) ¬

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    April 9, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    ref: https://giphy.com/gifs/jennifer-lawrence-thumbs-up-ok-Fml0fgAxVx1eM

    • Ryek Hvek
      Ryek Hvek
      April 9, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

      last seen as marking a strikeout {K} on baseball in-progress game forums

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      April 9, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

      Thanks. I guess?

      I was gonna say that helped with context, but no, I don’t think it did actually.

      • Viktoria
        Viktoria
        April 9, 2020 at 12:33 am | #

        .gif s are animated image files. They have become shorthand reactions in some parts of the internet, with humor either deriving from having a gif that exactly expresses the emotion you are feeling, or from one that expresses a different emotion being forced to fit in an ironic way. (similar to how surprising rhymes can work in rap).
        Particularly well-known gifs can simply have an image name typed out and get a similar reaction, especially in contexts where people can’t share images, such as webcomic comments or similar.
        Amber is saying the image name here, knowing that AG will know which particular .gif Amber is referencing, a shot of Jennifer Lawrence being particularly sarcastic when agreeing with someone.

        TheMoreYouKnow.gif

        • Shane
          Shane
          April 9, 2020 at 3:53 am | #

          So, how is “.gif” pronounced? EvilRaccoon.gif >:-]>

          • Rognik
            Rognik
            April 9, 2020 at 4:01 am | #

            The only non-controversial way to answer this question is Gee-Eye-Eff.

            Personally, though, I’d say the one where it doesn’t sound like a peanut butter brand.

            • Bicycle Bill
              Bicycle Bill
              April 9, 2020 at 4:50 am | #

              Since the term stands for “Graphics Interchang Format” and the words ‘graphics’ has a hard ‘G’ rather than a ‘J’ sound, I suppose it should be as Rognik says ….

              Although then people probably won’t be sure you’re not talking about the green Amphibiosan dude who was Gen. Zapp Brannigan’s poor put-upon lieutenant from “Futurama”.

              • Tan
                Tan
                April 9, 2020 at 7:26 am | #

                That’s Kif.

                • Ryek Hvek
                  Ryek Hvek
                  April 9, 2020 at 10:36 am | #

                  Kif is for inhalation, as opposed to pronunciation.

              • Ana Chronistic
                Ana Chronistic
                April 9, 2020 at 2:02 pm | #

                Jay-feg: https://sgpsketch.tumblr.com/post/164316916259/sgp-00-lost

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            April 9, 2020 at 6:50 am | #

            Guh-JIFE-uh

          • Pylgrim
            Pylgrim
            April 9, 2020 at 7:40 am | #

            Yes officer, this person right here. Threw a grenade into a crowded room, I saw it with my own two eyes.

          • CC
            CC
            April 9, 2020 at 7:59 am | #

            “yiff”

            (ref)

          • Vombatidae
            Vombatidae
            April 9, 2020 at 12:22 pm | #

            https://mashable.com/2013/05/21/jif-not-gifs-pronunciation-steve-wilhite/

          • djhash
            djhash
            April 9, 2020 at 5:36 pm | #

            It is with Soft-G like Giraffe. Conversationally it become a noun, and the noun is pronounce the way the inventor of the noun said it should be pronounced, with a soft-g. However if you are talking in technical terms and want to for example compare standards, you’d refer to the acronym by spelling out the letters G, I, and F; or you could say the full words (Graphics Interchange Format).

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      April 9, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      Thanks, Ana.

      I am aware of all internet traditions (I was even in on the ground floor of that one) but this JLaw one slipped by me.

    • McBogue
      McBogue
      April 9, 2020 at 1:19 am | #

      Or maybe this one is more appropriate?

    • bibulb
      bibulb
      April 9, 2020 at 2:20 am | #

      Back in 2016, I was writing short character descriptions for a LARP set at a music festival. One of them was for a dude who wanted to be That Dude Who Can Totally Set You Up :

      “Oh, yeah, you’re totally hooked up. Someone backstage needs themselves something a little… shady? You can get it for them, no sweat. You’ve got all the “in”s for that kind of thing. (Note : jennifer_lawrence_thumbs_up_oh_yeah.gif.)”

      I was kinda proud of some of the stuff I came up with that year.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        April 9, 2020 at 3:26 am | #

        One time in about 1990 I had to write about fifty player characters for a “flexiform” that was a thriller/police-procedural set in 2100. They all had to be different and they all had to be detectives. I was getting a bit trippy by the time I was done.

        • William A Egbert
          William A Egbert
          April 9, 2020 at 10:52 am | #

          Christopher Walken, but a detective. Adam Sandler, but a detective. Jigglypuff, but a detective. …

          • Hephaistos Fnord
            Hephaistos Fnord
            April 9, 2020 at 7:12 pm | #

            Pikachu, but a detective, but he sounds like Deadpool.

    • SDGlyph
      SDGlyph
      April 9, 2020 at 3:42 am | #

      … so there’s a copy of that gif in my reactions folder that’s been there since at least 2015 and I was Today years old when I realised that it’s Jennifer Lawrence and not Taylor Swift.
      Goddamn face blindness!

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        April 9, 2020 at 6:52 am | #

        They’re basically the same person. Both have played at least one member of the Justice League on television.

        • Jim
          Jim
          April 9, 2020 at 10:26 am | #

          You actually had me second-guessing myself; I had to actually Google Taylor Swift’s bio to see that her only acting credit on TV is on an episode of CSI and an episode of New Girl.

      • RacingTurtle
        RacingTurtle
        April 9, 2020 at 3:59 pm | #

        I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that was Taylor Swift

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    April 9, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    There’s no way this didn’t happen exactly like a Takedown in one of the Batman Arkham games.

    …I would totally play one of those starring Amazi-Girl.

    • auroki
      auroki
      April 9, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

      Now that’s something the game modding community needs to jump on!

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        April 9, 2020 at 5:34 am | #

        I love the Resident Evil 2 vs. Thomas the Tank Engine mods.

  3. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    April 9, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    Webcomic villainous henchmen: They get annoyed at Twitter’s interface just like us!

    • ruhrow
      ruhrow
      April 9, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

      I don’t think he’s villainous…just one of Robyn’s bodyguards for Becky.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        April 9, 2020 at 12:49 am | #

        That… might actually make him a villain’s henchman.

        • SuperZero
          SuperZero
          April 9, 2020 at 1:01 am | #

          He’s not villainous, though.

    • Shane
      Shane
      April 9, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

      These are the authorized bodyguards of a Congressperson!

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      April 9, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

      This is one of the bodyguards Robin hired to protect Becky (note the shirt and uggs), so do they really count as “villainous”?

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        April 9, 2020 at 12:54 am | #

        I’m not sure they even count as ‘bodyguards’ as opposed to merely being a ‘warm body’, as the term is/was used in the military.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      April 9, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      Yeah, I guess I’m just recalling Beef’s previous adventures from way back.

      Well, I’d apologize to him but he can’t hear me now.

      “Hawaiian shirted and Ugg-booted bodyguards get annoyed at Twitter’s interface just like us!”

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        April 9, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

        That’s not Beef.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          April 9, 2020 at 8:35 am | #

          Honestly, how would we know? Beef never talks, so he’d never be tagged, right?

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            April 9, 2020 at 10:20 am | #

            Nah, non-talking characters get tagged. Beef’s been tagged before.

          • timemonkey
            timemonkey
            April 9, 2020 at 12:38 pm | #

            He also looks different.

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            April 9, 2020 at 1:26 pm | #

            The only character who deliberately never gets tagged is Bloodrose.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        April 9, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

        …and mistaking this guy for Beef, too. Although in this light, can you blame me?

        • Jamie
          Jamie
          April 9, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

          That was also my first instinct on seeing the first panel, but it cleared up for me as I read along. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

        • Savail
          Savail
          April 9, 2020 at 12:39 am | #

          On first glance, I was very confused as to why Beef was saying something other than “grunt.” Then I checked tags and was like “oh, okay.”

  4. Ryan the Cool
    Ryan the Cool
    April 9, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    Sunglasses guy is a mood

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      April 9, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

      He’s the bodyguard I dubbed “Chuckles” earlier.

  5. auroki
    auroki
    April 9, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    Only 60 times? Come on that’s just base freak out stabbing!

  6. Marisa Mockery
    Marisa Mockery
    April 9, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    I freaking love this. I think this is the first time we’ve actually seen them talk to each other? Amber, this is a good way to acknowledge you need THERAPY.

    • Hugo Bedward
      Hugo Bedward
      April 9, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

      Agreed, but with the time progression of this webcomic it would take way too long so we know it’s not gonna happen

    • Nono
      Nono
      April 9, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

      They were talking to each other when hiding from Robin in the privacy chair cube.

      • Nono
        Nono
        April 9, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

        Oops, hiding from Sal, not Robin.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        April 9, 2020 at 12:47 am | #

        They were also talking to each other when Amber tried to get rid of their supersuit, as I recall.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        April 9, 2020 at 8:38 am | #

        Yeah, that was before the freak-out stabbing, and before Amber started trying to repress AG, and they stopped sharing memories. The fact that they’re talking now is actually a good sign.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          April 9, 2020 at 10:22 am | #

          Though it’s a fair answer to “I think this is the first time”. Before that they didn’t seem to need to talk to each other, so then it was a bad sign. Now it is a good one.

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      April 9, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

      “Two minds but with one single memory.”–Max Headroom

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      April 9, 2020 at 12:51 am | #

      Acknowledging she needs therapy would first require her to acknowledge that therapists provide something of value. IIRC, she has a negative view of therapists.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        April 9, 2020 at 5:35 am | #

        Yes, they tell her that she has value and isn’t responsible for Blaine’s evil.

      • Cheshrin
        Cheshrin
        April 9, 2020 at 1:52 pm | #

        It was Sal that had a negative view of therapists, IIRC, due to her experiences with them after the gas station incident. Amber wasn’t allowed to go to therapy; her dad put her through self-defense classes instead.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      April 9, 2020 at 2:36 am | #

      Yeah, how does this work? Does only one cheek blush come on when they’re talking to each other, or do they flash on and off like a car’s hazard lights depending on who’s talking?

      • Stephen Bierce
        Stephen Bierce
        April 9, 2020 at 1:10 pm | #

        It’s like that Gollum scene in the Lord of the Rings movies. They alternate camera angle. Only Willis doesn’t have the screen space or budget for that.

  7. UnfeignedShip
    UnfeignedShip
    April 9, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    I remember reading a subreddit where it was pointed out that the Arkham series was like ‘The Predator’ from the NPC point of view.

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      April 9, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

      *Growls and clicks while stalking targets…*
      https://giphy.com/gifs/predator-mXvtq7Xz4Y9eU

      • StClair
        StClair
        April 9, 2020 at 8:33 pm | #

        *wumf*

  8. Radiance
    Radiance
    April 9, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Keep expecting the last panel to be an animated gif with the blush stickers fading in and out.

  9. Suet
    Suet
    April 9, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    Jennifer Lawrence Dot Gif? I’d prefer the Michael Scott Cringe Dot Gif kind of weird!

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      April 9, 2020 at 12:58 am | #

      You want weird?  How about Ozzy Osbourne licking peanut butter off of Annette Funicello’s finger kind of weird?

      • Suet
        Suet
        April 9, 2020 at 4:30 am | #

        That’s worth a Caddyshack Double Take Dot Gif.

  10. Mra
    Mra
    April 9, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    Not nearly as weird as it is now.

  11. Jabberwocky
    Jabberwocky
    April 9, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    Dubbing this guy Duke

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      April 9, 2020 at 2:34 am | #

      Is his last name Nukem?

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        April 9, 2020 at 2:37 am | #

        Thingley.

        Little did Walky realize he was committing identity theft…

    • Zaidyer
      Zaidyer
      April 9, 2020 at 2:37 am | #

      It’s time to get my ass kicked and chew bubblegum.
      …wait

  12. Hugo Bedward
    Hugo Bedward
    April 9, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    wait a sec, she stabbed Ryan that much? Shouldn’t he be dead then instead of just in the hospital?

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      April 9, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      I’m going to assume that’s exaggerated because yeah, but we already knew Amber tried to kill him (her exact words) so ‘definitely stabbed him more than the once’ isn’t a huge surprise.

      Still. Damn.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      April 9, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

      You might be surprised to learn how many times a person can be stabbed and survive. Highest count I remember reading was about 120.

      • vlademir1
        vlademir1
        April 9, 2020 at 12:59 am | #

        Honestly one could quite conceivably go much higher than that, but it’d require moving from the genre of attempted murder to that of purposeful torture. It’s basically just aiming all the stabs for places that minimize blood loss and organ damage, though blood loss and shock would still be major concerns.

      • Deadjolras
        Deadjolras
        April 9, 2020 at 1:20 am | #

        The highest count I remember is from the “Lululemon murder”. The victim apparently had over 300 stabbing and beating wounds inflicted on her and over 100 of those wounds were reported to be defensive, meaning she was alive during most of the attack.

  13. Mra
    Mra
    April 9, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    couldn’t she just call Becky and let her know what is going on so they could come up with a plan together? Joyce should have her contact information.

    • Foxhack
      Foxhack
      April 9, 2020 at 12:27 am | #

      They (?) were also told that if law enforcement got involved, or if there were any hijinks, people would die. Better to err on the side of caution.

      • Ron again
        Ron again
        April 9, 2020 at 2:02 am | #

        In this particular case, that would mean to trust Blaine to actually let everyone go when you do as you’re told. Caution should go both ways.

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          April 9, 2020 at 6:10 am | #

          Trusting Blaine to release hostages contrary to his interests while simultaneously believing that he, Ross, and the bozo brothers would go through with six cold-blooded murders. While also believing that Ambi-Girl can dependably take out Becky’s armed professional bodyguards but can’t rescue the hostages who aren’t even supervised.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            April 9, 2020 at 7:40 am | #

            Well, the armed professional bodyguards aren’t likely to kill anyone but her if she screws up, so the risk is lower.

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              April 9, 2020 at 2:58 pm | #

              Are they really professional? I know they’re all armed, but we have no reason to believe they have any sort of bodyguard training or experience.

              • Roborat
                Roborat
                April 9, 2020 at 4:01 pm | #

                They are the decoy security detail. The real ones you will never see.

                • Jhon
                  Jhon
                  April 9, 2020 at 5:47 pm | #

                  Upvotes!
                  ( except these are robin hires )

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        April 9, 2020 at 8:42 am | #

        Plus, this is the way a superhero would go about this. You’re thinking how a normal person would go about this.

  14. Illithid
    Illithid
    April 9, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    I wear my sunglasses at night
    So I can’t, so I can’t
    See the phone that’s right before my eyes
    Or, y’know, the Amazigirl dropping on my head.

    • Plain Marie
      Plain Marie
      April 9, 2020 at 9:32 pm | #

      Love this! I LOLed.

  15. pjeseb
    pjeseb
    April 9, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    Well, the good news is, Amber and Amazi-Girl are talking to each other!

    The bad news is… Amber and Amazi-Girl are talking to each other.

    • StClair
      StClair
      April 9, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

      Yes.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      April 9, 2020 at 2:36 am | #

      I’m just glad that both personalities are talking to each other again.

    • Sombrero
      Sombrero
      April 9, 2020 at 12:26 pm | #

      More arguing than talking, tho

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 9, 2020 at 2:28 pm | #

        Still better than the cold silence.

  16. Linkman0596
    Linkman0596
    April 9, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    The return of Beef?

    • a/snow/mous/e
      a/snow/mous/e
      April 9, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

      Nope. See tags.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      April 9, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

      Don’t make the same error I did. Beef is…beefier for one thing.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      April 9, 2020 at 5:24 am | #

      It’s actually Mike. The hat brim part of his hair took the full impact of the fall and snapped off.

  17. Hugo Bedward
    Hugo Bedward
    April 9, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Also if Amber doesn’t have the full amazi-girl outfit and only the eye-mask, shouldn’t everyone recognise her now?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      April 9, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

      I figure this goes by Incredibles rules. A little mask over your eyes disguises your identity perfectly.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      April 9, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

      You’re right. She should ruffle her hair up and no one will suspect.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      April 9, 2020 at 12:52 am | #

      Serious answer: Amber doesn’t particularly stick out since she’s gotten the rep of being a geeky introvert. Folks most likely to realize she’s Amazi-Girl are of course in her dorm; a few have discarded the possibility but it’s unknown if most of Ruth’s side suspect Amber or not.

  18. Shane
    Shane
    April 9, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    “Don’t call the police, they might attack the wrong people!”
    “Let’s entrust our fate to the multiple personalities vigilante literally talking to herselves.”
    “As long as she starts attacking the bodyguards of a Congressperson, who are literally defending the person we want to stay protected, that action also being itself a felony and aiding the kidnappers in their objectives.”
    “Agreed. We are super good at taking matters into our own hands, as everyone should when felony-level crimes are committed.”

    Then again, when your universe is Legend of Monkey Master and not the real world, sending Monkey Master is always the right choice sure to wrap things up nicely by the third act.

    I am suspending disbelief (if not complaints) and vaguely hoping actual consequences snap back at some point. But maybe the entire universe will just keep bending itself to facilitate awesome showdowns, if that’s what it is, that’s what it is.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      April 9, 2020 at 1:53 am | #

      As I pointed out once before, this IS, after all, a comic strip.

      • Shane
        Shane
        April 9, 2020 at 3:48 am | #

        Yeah, but it’s one that’s trying to bind to reality a little bit and have people do things they actually need to do, like go to a real world college and have to go to classes and find a place to live and go to rehab and stuff.

        To me it feels like, what if Billie’s solution was just “Instead of doing the responsibility thing that actually makes sense and going through rehab, I’ll just have Amazigirl fight my alcoholism!” “Solid plan.” “Yeah, screw the professionals who would be the appropriate people to involve because they’re probably racist.”

        I mean, I guess one of the kidnappers is a literally a masked villain. But before that he was a low level mafia stooge with a minor money laundering scheme or something, something you could actually be in the real world. I’m just having a lot dissonance between the “we should do what people would actually do in the real world” most of the time and “We should jump into the Harry Potter world where kids with wands should indeed handle law enforcement.” If I can square the Muggle world with the Wizard world we’ve jumped into, I’m sure it’ll be easier for me.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          April 9, 2020 at 5:25 am | #

          Just repeat to yourself, “it’s just a show comic, I should really just relax”.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          April 9, 2020 at 6:42 am | #

          You’ve read this much of the comic. Did you get the impression it was founded on a strict adherence to reality and rational thinking? Aside from that, they’re currently in a hostage situation. None of the kids had a say in who got to go kidnap Becky, they’re not the ones choosing to rely on Amazi-Girl. The dangerous idiot holding them all hostage sent her out to do his dirty work, without holding any sort of vote. If she goes to the cops, there’s a nonzero chance her friends will die (or at least be seriously injured), so she’s got incentive not to do that just yet. I really don’t know exactly what good options you think any of these characters have, at this particular moment in the story.

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            April 9, 2020 at 8:36 am | #

            It’s the mood whiplash. One week the issue is the Dorothy and Walky find they have to work to keep their grades up. Next, Daffy Duck is coercing Bugs Bunny into kidnapping the Roadrunner by threatening to kill Tweety Bird.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              April 9, 2020 at 10:27 am | #

              It’s still how this strip has always been. It’s always been a mix of realistic college problems and interspersed action movie stuff. It does cause some mood whiplash and always has.
              The most interesting aspect to me is that the ramifications of the action stuff feed back into the more realistic personal lives – most obviously the fallout from whole kidnapping/car chase sequence – on Amber/AG, on Becky, on Joyce, etc.

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              April 9, 2020 at 2:54 pm | #

              Man, fuck Tweety Bird regardless. That little POS knows what he did.

        • Miri
          Miri
          April 9, 2020 at 9:21 pm | #

          The kids in Harry Potter weren’t supposed to be in charge of magical law enforcement. Unfortunately the adults in charge of law enforcement were incompetent (then replaced by the infiltrating oppressors).

          …

          This may not have been the main point of your post…

    • Sombrero
      Sombrero
      April 9, 2020 at 12:20 pm | #

      There are still more than two months in store for this arc. No need to rush for quick conclusions. We still do not know if AG/Amber can breathe in space.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        April 9, 2020 at 2:50 pm | #

        Everyone can breathe in space. There’s like, shitloads of air, and anyone who tells you otherwise is being thrifty with the truth.

        • Miri
          Miri
          April 9, 2020 at 9:22 pm | #

          The thing is there’s even more space, so the chances of encountering oxygen by chance out there is limited…

  19. Regalli
    Regalli
    April 9, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

    This is… oddly cute, considering the terrible, terrible circumstances surrounding it and being discussed.

    Now, PLEASE find a competent DID support group after whatever hell is about to be unleashed, dear ladies! I know there’s some online. If there’s any unambiguous net good of the internet, it’s the way it’s allowed scattered disenfranchised groups to organize, especially the disabled, neurodiverse, and mentally ill.

    Also please don’t actually kidnap Becky, please explain this to her as well as you can and let her take the lead on what to do.

  20. Cmasta1992
    Cmasta1992
    April 9, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

    Oh this is not good.

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      April 9, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

      The split personalities or that Twitter sucks?

      • Cmasta1992
        Cmasta1992
        April 9, 2020 at 12:40 am | #

        The split personalities

        • Uly
          Uly
          April 9, 2020 at 1:21 am | #

          Actually, I’m thinking that the two of them talking to each other is probably a good sign. It’s certainly better than Amber staying up all night because she’s got no idea what Amazi-girl is doing with their shared body.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        April 9, 2020 at 12:53 am | #

        Yes.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        April 9, 2020 at 6:44 am | #

        It’s actually good that Twitter sucks, actually.

  21. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    April 9, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

    If AG just wanted to talk with Becky she could have pretended to be Amber and walk to Robin’s apartment. SHE IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO KIDNAP BECKY!!!!

    • SuperZero
      SuperZero
      April 9, 2020 at 12:57 am | #

      If she wanted to kidnap Becky she could have just walked in, too.
      And it’s supposed to be Becky’s apartment.

    • bemisawa
      bemisawa
      April 9, 2020 at 1:14 am | #

      Yes, but as I see it, if the League of Dumbasses is watching the apartment, Amber talking with Becky is clear betrayal. AG kidnapping Becky is doing what they asked. And Blaine doesn’t seem to believe Amber could actually be AG, meaning that he wouldn’t believe Amber was doing anything other than betraying him by talking to Becky herself. I really don’t think Blaine would buy anything less than a proper kidnapping as compliance.

      If AG / Amber just *happen* to be alone with Becky for a bit after she escapes, long enough to communicate to Becky as to what is happening and coordinate a plan, well, she obviously HAD to take that slightly convoluted escape route to through the police off the scent.

      And I mean, as much as this situation is wayyyy out of hand, AG probably only has to key Becky in on this for Becky to be down for whatever it takes. Becky thinks AG is awesome for saving her, and knows Toedad is on the loose. So while AG may need to kidnap Becky without telling her what’s going on, there’s a good chance Becky won’t be in the dark for long. Of course, as soon as Becky knows, Becky will start acting the part of a kidnappee to “help”… which, you know, could go one way or another, but will probably be hilarious regardless.

      …Now, hopefully, AG and Amber actually *do* have a plan here, and are not just totally winging it…

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        April 9, 2020 at 8:23 am | #

        Amber talking to Becky is the easiest and most reliable way to kidnap her.

        • James
          James
          April 9, 2020 at 12:45 pm | #

          Yeah, but that assumes that any baddies watching are smart. Given what we’ve seen, that seems like a bad bet.

  22. DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
    DudeMyDadOwnsaDealership
    April 9, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

    At least she isn’t flipping silver dollars to decide who does or doesn’t get the deed to the farm……

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      April 9, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

      She isn’t Terezi Pyro-Oh wait you meant Harvey Dent.

  23. zellgato
    zellgato
    April 9, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

    Wait.. Is that Buff from Its Walky? Or like.. his weakling cousin.

    • a/snow/mous/e
      a/snow/mous/e
      April 9, 2020 at 5:20 pm | #

      It’s not Beef, no.

  24. Joshi
    Joshi
    April 9, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

    nobody EVER wants to see Home, Twitter!!

  25. Kutharos
    Kutharos
    April 9, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

    Twitter has always been a horrible site. You don’t want to go home, you want latest tweets. You don’t want to comment, you want to see the comment thread, which can only be done by pressing the time of the post instead of the speech bubble. You want to go down further than two days and it just stops, you literally can’t go down your feeds more than a few days before you start clicking like a fool.

  26. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    April 9, 2020 at 12:28 am | #

    This bodyguard has Duke Nukem’s voice and people always think he’s impersonating him but it’s not his fault.

    • PB
      PB
      April 9, 2020 at 1:21 am | #

      Headcanon accepted

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      April 9, 2020 at 5:31 am | #

      Voiced by Clint Basinger, because we don’t have the budget to justify hiring John St. John for a bit part.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        April 9, 2020 at 5:32 am | #

        Thanks for breaking my link again, WordPress.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tSV85Zr15o

  27. jmsr7
    jmsr7
    April 9, 2020 at 12:33 am | #

    Well, at least that settles the ‘who wasn’t talking to who’ question.

  28. mrnoidea
    mrnoidea
    April 9, 2020 at 12:46 am | #

    I never want “Trending,” Youtube. Just give me my subscription notifications without having to ring a bell.

  29. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    April 9, 2020 at 12:48 am | #

    W⃥a⃥l⃥k⃥-⃥ er, NightGuy’s sweater-cum-cape was apparently the SECOND of the three things she needed.

    • SuperZero
      SuperZero
      April 9, 2020 at 12:55 am | #

      The tape.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        April 9, 2020 at 1:07 am | #

        Amber had already been removed from the room before Dina showed up with her tape.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      April 9, 2020 at 1:09 am | #

      His what cape

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        April 9, 2020 at 1:49 am | #

        sweater-cum-cape.  ‘Cum’ (in this case, pronounced ‘koom’) is from the Latin and is a prepoosition meaning “combined with” — as in a multi-purpose room in your home (a study-cum-bedroom).  I italicized the word because it is from a foreign language, in keeping with the New York Times Book of Style and Usage.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          April 9, 2020 at 2:31 am | #

          A what room

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            April 9, 2020 at 2:38 am | #

            A bedroom for people who get real excited about studying

            • Bicycle Bill
              Bicycle Bill
              April 9, 2020 at 4:55 am | #

              You people are hopeless.

              • Delicious Taffy
                Delicious Taffy
                April 9, 2020 at 6:45 am | #

                Eh. We’re all gonna die of something before we’d like to. May as well die laughing about koom.

                • Needfuldoer
                  Needfuldoer
                  April 9, 2020 at 1:08 pm | #

                  ^Millennialmindset.txt

                • Miri
                  Miri
                  April 9, 2020 at 9:26 pm | #

                  Every verb is sacred, every noun is good…

    • Sam
      Sam
      April 9, 2020 at 7:37 am | #

      It isn’t. Walky’s cape thing isn’t white. Amber is using the outer wear she already had on when kidnapped as a cape. If you go back a few strips, you can see for yourself that she already had that and has tied the sleeves together to make her faux cape.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        April 9, 2020 at 7:53 am | #

        Yep, and yesterday (after Amber left) Walky is still in his official Nightguy cape.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        April 9, 2020 at 10:55 pm | #

        Correctamundo.  I missed that Walky still had his ‘NightGuy’ cape while talking with Dina, and I also failed to notice the color difference.

  30. Bagge
    Bagge
    April 9, 2020 at 1:03 am | #

    amazi-girl… amber… Just CALL Becky and make up a plan. Don’t beat up the poor ugg guys

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      April 9, 2020 at 3:20 am | #

      No, we refuse to do anything that would make sense.

    • thumb
      thumb
      April 9, 2020 at 8:11 am | #

      How likely is it she has a phone after getting kidnapped? And who remembers phone numbers anymore?

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        April 9, 2020 at 8:20 am | #

        She could go to her dorm and get the phone that she left behind when the fire alarm went off.

        • Fuchs Sakemann
          Fuchs Sakemann
          April 9, 2020 at 10:21 am | #

          Yeah, bu that would take forethought, something almost none of these characters seem to have (besides maybe Mike, prior to almost dying).

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          April 9, 2020 at 10:29 am | #

          Likely to lead to questions and maybe police involvement if Ruth has actually reacted to half her floor vanishing.

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            April 9, 2020 at 3:55 pm | #

            The idea that police involvement would be bad is nonsensical. Ross and the bozo boys are not plausible as cold-blooded murders, and Captain Ballpeen is in no shape to beat five teenagers to death in addition to it being a pointless thing to do after the police are already involved. As for Mike, if Blaine could kill him he would already have done so. This situation doesn’t make sense, and neither does Ambi-Girl’s response to it.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              April 9, 2020 at 8:40 pm | #

              Well, then she shouldn’t go to her dorm, get her phone, and call Becky, but just go for the police directly.

              • Agemegos
                Agemegos
                April 9, 2020 at 11:16 pm | #

                Yes! Get phone. Call 911

  31. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    April 9, 2020 at 1:06 am | #

    Amber had already been taken out of the room before Dina showed up with her tape.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      April 9, 2020 at 1:07 am | #

      this should have been in response to SuperZero under my previous post.

  32. Christopher
    Christopher
    April 9, 2020 at 1:19 am | #

    So…. I guess the twitter dude is too insignificant to get tagged?

  33. BBCC
    BBCC
    April 9, 2020 at 1:40 am | #

    I’m just glad they’re speaking again.

  34. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    April 9, 2020 at 1:44 am | #

    Did Patreon faw down go boom, or is it just me?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      April 9, 2020 at 2:10 am | #

      It’s down – ‘Scheduled maintenance’, according to their homepage.

  35. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    April 9, 2020 at 1:56 am | #

    You only had one job…

  36. BenRG
    BenRG
    April 9, 2020 at 2:10 am | #

    Girls, seriously, as much as I’m glad that you’ve taken this step together, there are lots of things that you need to do and be thinking about. How your mixed up neurochemistry is even supposed to work isn’t one of them right now!

  37. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    April 9, 2020 at 2:29 am | #

    Amazi-ber needs to be careful not to attract the other Uggtroopers’ attention…

  38. JA
    JA
    April 9, 2020 at 2:41 am | #

    Wow, even Amazi-Girl was stunned by how many times Amber stabbed him.

  39. Ashley
    Ashley
    April 9, 2020 at 2:46 am | #

    I relate to this!

    …

    Oh.

  40. Council
    Council
    April 9, 2020 at 3:04 am | #

    Ah, the days when we couldn’t communicate clearly “In-house” and had to be alone so no one overhears.

    Nostalgia.

  41. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    April 9, 2020 at 3:45 am | #

    C’mon, AG: Would Batman just charge straight at the problem, or would he, you know, think strategically first?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      April 9, 2020 at 7:44 am | #

      If she was charging straight at the problem she’d be punching Blaine’s broken ribs right now.
      Not sure exactly what the plan is, but it’s at least a little subtler than that.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        April 9, 2020 at 8:47 am | #

        Subtler, but no sounder.

      • khn0
        khn0
        April 9, 2020 at 3:15 pm | #

        punchong Blainre *is* the strategical call: with a good first strike, he cannot tell his goons to call an hospital/get in the basement do whatever they would do, and ross still could be trumped into thinking getting Becky needs the release of others.

  42. Amelie Wikström
    Amelie Wikström
    April 9, 2020 at 4:25 am | #

    And why the heck and damn does Twitter keep changing to “bright” mode? Do power companies bribe them to waste a fantastically small amount of electricity turning screens brighter? How many cents does it take to buy Jack Twitter?

  43. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    April 9, 2020 at 5:34 am | #

    Amber, you realize you could just go talk to Becky right?

    In real life, people don’t often wake up from being knocked unconscious.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      April 9, 2020 at 6:47 am | #

      Is it because they die from the head trauma? I think she just ambushed and subdued the guy, anyway.

    • Sam
      Sam
      April 9, 2020 at 7:33 am | #

      She didn’t knock him unconscious though. She restrained him with heavy duty tape.

  44. Geneseepaws
    Geneseepaws
    April 9, 2020 at 7:49 am | #

    I didn’t have my glasses on when the page came up, and WHUMP looked like angel feathers.

  45. thumb
    thumb
    April 9, 2020 at 8:09 am | #

    I mean yes, somewhat complicated.

  46. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    April 9, 2020 at 9:47 am | #

    Okay yeah THIS is something I want more of. Say what you want about MPD and whatever involving it, but…uh…hell yes, what?

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      April 9, 2020 at 2:52 pm | #

      Moustache Police Department

  47. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    April 9, 2020 at 10:33 am | #

    They say start to speak up again is the first step for find the old harmony in a couple. I wonder if is valid even in this situation.

  48. ocbrad1
    ocbrad1
    April 9, 2020 at 11:16 am | #

    We ALL hate “home”, Twitter.

  49. Acher4
    Acher4
    April 9, 2020 at 12:39 pm | #

    Aaaand we are in Smeagol/Gollum territory it seems O.O

    Actually… this is a progress I think. 😉

  50. Jhon
    Jhon
    April 9, 2020 at 5:40 pm | #

    Amazi-Girl has the tape. Which means Dina is lurking behind a nearby door.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      April 9, 2020 at 8:42 pm | #

      I was wondering where she got the tape.

  51. Arianod
    Arianod
    April 9, 2020 at 5:54 pm | #

    oh my god they’re talking

  52. Dracke
    Dracke
    April 10, 2020 at 7:27 am | #

    I agree with the Hero personality

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