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July 9, 2026

Spartacus-ing

by David M Willis on March 30, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - When It Crumbles
└ Tags: amber, blaine, dorothy, ethan, joyce, sarah, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    March 30, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

    I was WONDERING when that would get brought up

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      March 30, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

      If I were Amber, I’d make it part of every conversation.

      “Hi, I’m Amber, my dad is an abusive asshole, but I kicked his ass so hard he now uses Peparation H as a mouthwash. Anyway, I’d like a large pepperoni with extra cheese.”

      • Tan
        Tan
        March 30, 2020 at 2:15 am | #

        “Ma’am, this is a library.”

        • UncolaMan
          UncolaMan
          March 30, 2020 at 3:42 am | #

          “And a Mountain Dew Baha Blast. And here’s my library card.”

          • He Who Abides
            He Who Abides
            March 30, 2020 at 6:05 am | #

            “Ma’am, that’s an ace of clubs.”

            • Jhon
              Jhon
              March 30, 2020 at 1:51 pm | #

              “Uno!”

              • Tan
                Tan
                March 30, 2020 at 5:45 pm | #

                “Ma’am… You’ve activated my trap card.”

    • kendermouse
      kendermouse
      March 30, 2020 at 1:44 am | #

      The million dollar question is, did she mean that first time, or is she just saying that’s what she does now whenever she sees him?

      • Ron again
        Ron again
        March 30, 2020 at 2:22 am | #

        She doesn’t recognise her father with the mask. AG saw him put it on, but this is Amber’s first introduction

      • Wizard
        Wizard
        March 30, 2020 at 3:43 pm | #

        Given that her father is Blaine, that actually seems like a reasonable policy.

  2. Suet
    Suet
    March 30, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

    And he also came up as a hologram, but that’s different.

  3. KJ
    KJ
    March 30, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    This is so satisfying

    • clif
      clif
      March 30, 2020 at 7:49 am | #

      It would be even more satisfying if Amber weren’t duct taped up.

      • Keith Curtis
        Keith Curtis
        March 30, 2020 at 10:12 am | #

        But this is usually the point where the action hero reveals they have slipped their restraints. Majinx ensue. Or perhaps Hihem?

        • clif
          clif
          March 30, 2020 at 10:32 am | #

          We can hope, but read the blanket warning.

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            March 30, 2020 at 4:14 pm | #

            Yeah. The next fifty-four strips make up an emotional roller-coast that dips into some dark and distressing content. I don’t suppose that DY Willis would have posted such a content warning for, nor written and drawn, two months of Amber gradually beating Blaine to death. So don’t count on “with one bound Amber was free”. Expect a few more ups and downs, and don’t be surprised if Blaine beats Amber black and blue while she is in restraints.

            • SillyGoose
              SillyGoose
              March 30, 2020 at 5:09 pm | #

              He did warn us, and I though I’d tough it out and be just fine, but we’re not even halfay to the worst bits yet, and well, long story short… Welp, I’m out!
              See you in a while everyone. Enjoy, possibly.

  4. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    March 30, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    Nonsense, hovertext

    Billie’d believe everybody but Amber

    (and we all know Sal is really Amazi-Girl, anyway. Billie said so in the article she wrote for the paper!)

  5. Abel Undercity
    Abel Undercity
    March 30, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    Oh, dear. I’m wondering if Blaine is about to face… NOT-Amazi-Girl.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      March 30, 2020 at 2:09 am | #

      Without Danny around to hold her back.

      • clif
        clif
        March 30, 2020 at 7:50 am | #

        But unfortunately the duct tape is.

        • AutobotDen
          AutobotDen
          March 30, 2020 at 9:36 am | #

          Oh, trust me, that won’t be an issue for long.

          • Jon Rich
            Jon Rich
            March 30, 2020 at 11:29 pm | #

            Why? She’s immune to criticism, not duct-tape.

  6. Beef
    Beef
    March 30, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Wait I’m just realizing I didn’t think of this before. What was Blaine’s beef with Amazi-girl? Is it just because of what happened during the party or was it something before that?

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      March 30, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

      Amazi-Girl (and Amber, eventually) hospitalized him in front of a McDonald’s, IIRC.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        March 30, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

        In front of the AAA, actually, one lot over from McDonald’s.

        PEDANT-MAN STRIKES AGAIN!

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          March 30, 2020 at 12:36 am | #

          At least my necklace is still safe.

          That’s right, I only truly fear Pendant Man.

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            March 30, 2020 at 4:45 am | #

            I also eat three-egg amulets for breakfast.

            • a/snow/mous/e
              a/snow/mous/e
              March 30, 2020 at 12:08 pm | #

              Is that even safe for your digestive system? …Sorry to brooch such a sensitive subject.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        March 30, 2020 at 9:07 am | #

        As far as Blaine knew, Amazi-Girl kicked his ass. And no one but her and Danny were there to witness it, which is why he claimed a gang had beaten him up, later.

        But if his daughter knows it… *gulp*

        • temperaryobsessor
          temperaryobsessor
          March 30, 2020 at 10:52 am | #

          Yea not sure if he was protecting his reputation as someone who doesn’t hold college students hostage or as someone not beaten up by a young woman.

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      March 30, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

      The time Blaine took Danny hostage to get Amber–and Amazi-Girl called the bluff.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      March 30, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

      Back at Freshman Family Weekend, Amber beat him shitless (after he’d taken Danny as a hostage to bring her off campus) dressed in her AG outfit. Note, since we’re talking about Amber’s dissociations, that this was one of the first strips where Amber was tagged while in the suit and using the AG voice, if I’m remembering right. (It’s also where the ‘cheek blush = Amber, no cheek blush = AG’ shorthand started coming up.)

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      March 30, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

      Back when he kidnapped Danny, Amazi-Girl pummeled him.

      • Ron again
        Ron again
        March 30, 2020 at 2:27 am | #

        That’s the thing, it wasn’t AG, it was Amber. Notice how Amber’s usually dissociating herself from AG and vice versa? Here she says “I beat my dad”

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          March 30, 2020 at 4:36 am | #

          She was dressed as Amazi-Girl, so Blaine blames Amazi-Girl.

          You have to admit that it was tough to tell them apart in all that rain and with dim light. Even Danny didn’t manage it.

          • Sombrero
            Sombrero
            March 30, 2020 at 6:50 am | #

            You are setting a low bar here.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      March 30, 2020 at 12:35 am | #

      Amber beat piss and pick handles out of him dressed as Amazi-Girl back when he took Danny hostage, and he didn’t recognise her.

  7. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    March 30, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    For those of you concerned about Amber’s ability to recognize her own father…

    And, someone’s sphincter just puckered.

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      March 30, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      Oh, and odds of her having already freed her self of the tape? Pretty good, I think.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        March 30, 2020 at 1:16 am | #

        Don’t watch the mouth, watch the hands.

      • StClair
        StClair
        March 30, 2020 at 1:38 am | #

        “And what makes you think you can do all that?”
        “You know my handcuffs?”
        “Mm-hmm.”
        “I picked them.”

      • Icalasari
        Icalasari
        March 30, 2020 at 2:02 am | #

        She’s standing it looks like, with how she was bound that shouldn’t be working out so good unless she was free

        • Icalasari
          Icalasari
          March 30, 2020 at 2:03 am | #

          Wait no I’m just stupid

      • CMasta
        CMasta
        March 30, 2020 at 10:36 am | #

        Blaine: Hey wait. Weren’t you tied up a moment ago?
        Amber: That was a moment ago.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      March 30, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      I do wonder if this is her saying she recognizes him, though it could also be her getting the point across she is very much not weak. Though, it’d be satisfying if Blaine outed himself here by being very Blaine and so Amber knows.

      • Sterling
        Sterling
        March 30, 2020 at 1:14 am | #

        Blaine is wearing a mask.

        • DailyBrad
          DailyBrad
          March 31, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

          He is, but Amber at least also doesn’t talk the same way when she’s Amazigirl.

          Blaine doesn’t seem to be trying to mask his voice, though I guess he is missing a tooth. Panel 3 is also him really letting much of any pretense slip to her.

      • Meagan
        Meagan
        March 30, 2020 at 1:19 am | #

        Amber implied that she recognized him when he came into the scene. I think she’s messing with him.

        • Ron again
          Ron again
          March 30, 2020 at 2:31 am | #

          She said “whoever you are”, the implication would come from the tone and therefore hard to verify. It could be literal. My bet is she does not recognize him. Hope I’m wrong though because that is some tactical info right there

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            March 30, 2020 at 7:00 am | #

            Yeah, I see no reason to think she recognizes him. If she did, there’s no reason I see for her to hide it.

  8. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    March 30, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    There go the Centurions…

    • ktbear
      ktbear
      March 30, 2020 at 1:11 am | #

      I’ve been trying to figure this out for ages but I’m not sure where tanks come into it?

      • Stephen Bierce
        Stephen Bierce
        March 30, 2020 at 10:39 am | #

        I was quoting Spin Doctors.

  9. Regalli
    Regalli
    March 30, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Well, this is going to be another awful installment in Amber’s ongoing trauma flashbacks later. But for now? Honey, please know that you are not a bad person for wanting to beat the shit out of him again. And then feel free to do so.

  10. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    March 30, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    ….Damn it, I’m still not 100% sure on if she doesn’t recognize him.

    • Hugo Bedward
      Hugo Bedward
      March 30, 2020 at 1:02 am | #

      What’s more important is if she can get any scraps of memory from this.

  11. gingercake
    gingercake
    March 30, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    Amber knows who she’s talking to, and there’s no way her hands are still tied behind her back.

    • emeraldbeacon
      emeraldbeacon
      March 30, 2020 at 12:45 am | #

      And someone in the room conveniently has a mask available…

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        March 30, 2020 at 12:57 am | #

        Both Amber and Amazi-Girl have beaten up Blaine dressed as Amazi-Girl. Narrative symmetry now requires each of them to do it dressed as Amber.

        • adam Black
          adam Black
          March 30, 2020 at 1:57 am | #

          but if it Rhymes,
          Mike will show up riding the HoneyBun

    • Ron again
      Ron again
      March 30, 2020 at 2:33 am | #

      What makes you say that? She would say the same things if she didn’t recognise him.

      • gingercake
        gingercake
        March 31, 2020 at 12:01 am | #

        Her expression reads as smug and very personal. Tbh it’s mostly intuition. I could be wrong.

  12. Dave Van Domelen
    Dave Van Domelen
    March 30, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    +3d6 to Presence Attack.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      March 30, 2020 at 12:37 am | #

      You have to be ready to take decisive advantage when they hesitate.

  13. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    March 30, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    *tilts head*

    Is it possible for Amber’s two personalities to merge back together or share memories?

    Because . . . she did that while she was Amazi-Girl right? So shouldn’t Amber not remember that first time?

    Either way I am ALL for what is happening right now.

    • Foxhack
      Foxhack
      March 30, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

      They used to share some memories. The complete split didn’t happen until recently.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      March 30, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

      My understanding is that that’s a possibility for DID, but it’s hard to believe Amber’s issues will resolve that easily in a story.

    • Nono
      Nono
      March 30, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

      Amazi-Girl turned partway into Amber during the beat-up.

      • AntJ
        AntJ
        March 30, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

        That was before they stopped sharing memories, which happened after AG went after Ross and was saved by Sal after getting concussed

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          March 30, 2020 at 7:03 am | #

          Well after that. It was first clear after the stabbing of Gashface, but there had been hints of a growing divide before then. The two of them explicitly talking to each other, for example.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        March 30, 2020 at 4:18 pm | #

        Amazi-Girl is not tagged after the strip before Amber threw the first kick. The implication is that it was all Amber.

    • Linkman0596
      Linkman0596
      March 30, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

      Amazi-girl can write notes

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      March 30, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

      Amber ALSO beat up Blaine a bit on Freshman Family Weekend.

      She’s basically shed his blood every time she’s been within shouting distance of him in the comic, not counting flashbacks.

    • Cass
      Cass
      March 30, 2020 at 12:31 am | #

      No, she did it while dressed up as Amazi-Girl. Amazi-Girl herself vacated the area as soon as Amber started to make things physical.

      But, like others said, they also weren’t fully split then either.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      March 30, 2020 at 12:32 am | #

      As I understand it from those who have shared their own personal experiences of DID in these comments – when alters work well together, they can often share memories. When they don’t work well together, well…they don’t share memories.

      Also, AFAIK, “merging” of the alters is neither common, nor is it typically recommended.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      March 30, 2020 at 1:02 am | #

      The five-foot-two meat vehicle in question has beaten fuck out of Blaine twice—one time while ridden by Amber, one time while ridden by Amazi-Girl. Also, it clocked him once in a fight that Ruth ended before Amber got to drop him down an elevator shaft.

    • Mydnyt
      Mydnyt
      March 30, 2020 at 2:10 am | #

      I am a high functioning schizophrenic with DID issues. I can say this much from my experience. When an alter acquires the kind of strength needed to play memory tricks, they rarely want to give up that ability because it represents freedom and an increased sense of self among them.

      I have 3 who can mess with my memory if they feel it necassery. Luckily they don’t do it much

    • iz
      iz
      March 30, 2020 at 1:47 pm | #

      No, that was Amber pretending to be amazigirl, as far as I remember.

  14. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    March 30, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

    Joyce is a brave gal, as expected of her, and Sarah’s definitely in big sis mode.

  15. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    March 30, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

    A burn so bad his pupils went through the domino mask

  16. BBCC
    BBCC
    March 30, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    Fuck yeah, Amber.

  17. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    March 30, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

    I wonder if we’re going to see Blaine again during this plot.

    • Foxhack
      Foxhack
      March 30, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

      Blaine is tagged. He’s just dressed up because he used that to mess with Amazi-Girl.

      • Ensiform
        Ensiform
        March 30, 2020 at 1:21 am | #

        Whooosh

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        March 30, 2020 at 1:38 am | #

        Is he behind the masked guy?

        • Keulen
          Keulen
          March 30, 2020 at 2:31 am | #

          He’s clearly one of the other silhouettes we saw behind Ross a few strips ago.

  18. Pink Freud
    Pink Freud
    March 30, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

    My dad talked to me like that once…..ONCE.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      March 30, 2020 at 9:15 am | #

      I love shelf paper!

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        March 31, 2020 at 5:22 pm | #

        Where the hell are we?

  19. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    March 30, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

    I sweartoGod that I am not (Yet) supporting Willis by being a patron on Patreon, so I don’t get to see the next day’s comic in advance.  So when I posted my comment yesterday (“Cue the scene from Spartacus”), I came up with that all on my own.

    On the other hand, since Willis also came up with it, that goes to prove that great minds tend to think alike…..

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      March 30, 2020 at 1:23 am | #

      Great minds run in the same channel. Fools think alike.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        March 30, 2020 at 2:12 am | #

        Just semantics.  One man’s channel is another man’s rut.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        March 30, 2020 at 9:16 am | #

        Confirmed avatar is appropriate.

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          March 30, 2020 at 5:39 pm | #

          No, it’s not. BarerMender misspelled “FOOOOOOOOOLS!”.

  20. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    March 30, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

    Sarah has the right idea here, you shouldn’t try to pretend to be Amazi-girl just to screw with your kidnappers. But on the other hand, Amber just admitting she’s Amazi-girl isn’t the best plan either. What is the right choice here?

    • deathjavu
      deathjavu
      March 30, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

      Possible alternatives:

      *Someone sneaks off behind the louder hostages to bite or lick the adhesive off of someone else’s duct tape.

      *Someone says “yeah we can contact amazi-girl” and then uses this chance to contact someone else (Leslie?) who can then contact the police.

      Really there are a lot of better options than more banter, but given the circumstances I don’t blame them for not thinking of them.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      March 30, 2020 at 12:42 am | #

      There is no right choice here. If Amazi-girl doesn’t show up Blaine would hurt or kill one of them. If she does or rather if Blaine believes Amber is her that leads to a fight or his plan of kidnapping Becky. Regardless of those options he’s probably planning to kill most of them anyway.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        March 30, 2020 at 12:54 am | #

        As Deathjavu suggested, you can say you have a phone number for Amazi-Girl, and use that to clue in Ruth, Leslie, Carla, Sal, Jacob, Robyn, or someone else with the nous to call the police.

        • a/snow/mous/e
          a/snow/mous/e
          March 30, 2020 at 12:19 pm | #

          “You can contact AmaziGirl by calling 911 and asking for her”

    • Sombrero
      Sombrero
      March 30, 2020 at 7:03 am | #

      The point is Amber has no choice. By sheer luck, Blaine hit the right spot by threatening physical violence to Walky.

      • frogger44
        frogger44
        March 30, 2020 at 8:19 am | #

        Blaine also literally stomped on Ethan too. So there’s that.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      March 30, 2020 at 7:34 am | #

      Amber claims to be the only one who can contact Amazi-Girl, but only in person.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      March 30, 2020 at 4:36 pm | #

      Tell Blaine that Mary is Amazi-Girl.

  21. Lawzlo
    Lawzlo
    March 30, 2020 at 12:27 am | #

    No, I’m Amazi-Girl!

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      March 30, 2020 at 12:43 am | #

      And so’s my wife!

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        March 30, 2020 at 4:59 am | #

        And one for Jenny and the wimp!

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          March 30, 2020 at 6:09 am | #

          I da pappie!

  22. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    March 30, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

    Does she know its’s him or not? And if she suddenly does that just confuses me more!

    • Ron again
      Ron again
      March 30, 2020 at 2:39 am | #

      I don’t think she knows.

      • clif
        clif
        March 30, 2020 at 7:56 am | #

        I think she’s realizing.

  23. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    March 30, 2020 at 12:33 am | #

    Come on Amazi-Girl, wake up and break out of those ropes.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      March 30, 2020 at 12:42 am | #

      I wonder whether Amber’s self-defence classes (or parkour videos on YouTube) covered escaping from bonds.

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        March 30, 2020 at 1:54 am | #

        She’s read all of Empoweredcomic.com just for this.

        • PB
          PB
          March 30, 2020 at 2:57 am | #

          Me too 😀

  24. WaywardLynx
    WaywardLynx
    March 30, 2020 at 12:49 am | #

    And once again, we get these reminders:

    – Joyce is fearless, selfless, and takes no shit: Even more when it’s about Protecting Those She Loves.

    – Blaine should be glad indeed he only fought Amazi-Girl the last night. Amber unleashed, in protective mode…? Oh, this is going to get very, very ugly and I’m here for this. He knows this is true – So hard his pupils come back; and his disparaging comments only fuel Amber’s grin.

    At last, immune to criticism.

    At last, a hostage situation she’ll get RIGHT.

    • PiotrW
      PiotrW
      March 30, 2020 at 2:12 am | #

      Unfortunately, I have a feeling Willis will come up with a way to mess up this situation up for Amber…

  25. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    March 30, 2020 at 12:56 am | #

    And the Evil Dad is still evil with one less tooth.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      March 30, 2020 at 5:01 am | #

      So 27 more ass-kickings and he’ll be left toothless?

  26. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    March 30, 2020 at 1:35 am | #

    Oh this is satisfying, seeing Blaine BSOD

  27. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    March 30, 2020 at 1:39 am | #

    Listen, Blaine has to have figured out that Dorothy is Amazi-Girl, right? I mean, LOOK AT HER. Changing her hair color doesn’t disguise they’re identical.

    It’s not hard to figure out her identity.

  28. Rikunda
    Rikunda
    March 30, 2020 at 1:46 am | #

    Imagine robbing a bank in that world… Just a mask to hide your entire ID…

    • a/snow/mous/e
      a/snow/mous/e
      March 30, 2020 at 12:14 pm | #

      “Was the person who robbed your store Caucasian?”
      “I couldn’t tell, they were wearing a mask.”

  29. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    March 30, 2020 at 1:54 am | #

    I am Brian-wait, wrong movie.

    I like how Amber triggers Not-Blaine by showing that his view of his daughter doesn’t fit reality. Is she really weak? The girl that defies you without crying? The girl that almost killed a rapist?

    You deserve to die horrible, Not-Blaine, and unlike Brian Cohen and the cast of Monty Python, your crucifixtion isn’t going to have a bright side.

  30. bea
    bea
    March 30, 2020 at 2:04 am | #

    is blaine…stepping on ethan???

    • bea
      bea
      March 30, 2020 at 2:06 am | #

      never mind, looked back at yesterday’s update and saw that he is, indeed, stepping on ethan

  31. adam Black
    adam Black
    March 30, 2020 at 2:04 am | #

    wait….

    How Does Blaine NOT know Amber recently sliced up Ryan ?

    ( isnt she being sued for it? wouldnt Blaine get included in that? )

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      March 30, 2020 at 2:12 am | #

      He cannot believe it because, in his mind, Amber is weak, worthless and manipulable. He hasn’t seen the girl for at least two years and, even before then, had little idea of just how much sanity slippage from what she was suffering.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      March 30, 2020 at 2:21 am | #

      Why would she be getting sued?  Ryan attacked HER with the knife; she took it away and defended herself with it — maybe a little too enthusiastically, but it was still self-defense.  Trying to argue that in court — “Sure I tried to attack her my knife and she took it away and cut ME with it instead, but she didn’t have to go THAT far!” — is almost as absurd as calling the cops to have them arrest your roommate because they stole your meth or crack cocaine.

      • Libby
        Libby
        March 30, 2020 at 2:55 am | #

        My guess is Ryan and his family are trying to leverage how brutally he got his front and rear ends sliced and skewered to paint himself as the true victim, which would have the fringe benefit of making him look more sympathetic to anyone who had doubts about the allegations of drugging and sexual assault. Even if he doesn’t get a ruling at all, tough enough lawyers will keep things going until the opponent is drowning in legal fee related debt, and then you have revenge on a girl and her single mother. Unfortunately, it’s pretty realistic .

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        March 30, 2020 at 3:03 am | #

        She’s getting sued because Ryan’s parents chose to file suit, and courts very seldom dismiss suits unheard for lack of merit. They seem unlikely to win, but winning might not be their goal.

        Anyway, Stacy and Amber are being sued: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-8/01-face-the-strange/boundaries-2/

        • abysswatcher1993
          abysswatcher1993
          March 30, 2020 at 12:16 pm | #

          If Ryan and his parents were real people, I would put poop bags on fire on their front yard, beat Ryan’s face with a bat, and post photos of Ryan in all campuses in the state as a warning for all women in the area. Being publicly shamed is more hurtful than a bat to the face.

  32. Bagge
    Bagge
    March 30, 2020 at 2:07 am | #

    I’m 100% here for Joyce Spartakusing this whole thing.

    I mean, Walky was kidnapped only because they thought he might be amazi-girl. He is ahead of the curve.

    • adam Black
      adam Black
      March 30, 2020 at 2:10 am | #

      he ought to give her the mask

  33. Bagge
    Bagge
    March 30, 2020 at 2:11 am | #

    The thing is, this whole “mask or no mask thing” ends badly for Blaine however you slice it. amazi-girl was well on her way to beat Ball-peen(tm) last night, amazi-girl could sure take down a looser like Blaine and if they let amber have a go… yeah.

  34. BenRG
    BenRG
    March 30, 2020 at 2:11 am | #

    Just a quick reminder that Amber is the one who struggles with homicidal impulses, not Amazi-Girl!

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      March 30, 2020 at 7:53 am | #

      I’m sure Blaine will get that memo eventually…

    • temperaryobsessor
      temperaryobsessor
      March 30, 2020 at 10:47 am | #

      I think they both do but Amber admits it.

  35. Keulen
    Keulen
    March 30, 2020 at 2:29 am | #

    I was hoping they would “I’m Spartacus” this.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      March 30, 2020 at 4:20 am | #

      Sarah says no.

      • Vulcanodon
        Vulcanodon
        March 30, 2020 at 7:05 am | #

        But at least they got the reference in!

  36. TlalocW
    TlalocW
    March 30, 2020 at 2:29 am | #

    Wait… Amber is Amazi-Girl? J/K.

    I’ve forgotten and don’t want to go through the archives, but I’m sure a DOA super-fan can tell me. Who in the truck knows Amber is Amaz-Girl? Who not in the truck knows (like Dina)?

    • Ron again
      Ron again
      March 30, 2020 at 2:56 am | #

      Only Joyce and Sarah didn’t know Amber is AG. I don’t know about the other question beside Dina. I don’t think Ruth knows…

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        March 30, 2020 at 7:52 am | #

        Ruth does. Found out from Dorothy during the Sal/Amber fight. Sal also knows. As does Marcie. Can’t think of anyone else.

        • Minim
          Minim
          March 30, 2020 at 8:02 am | #

          Danny also knows.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            March 30, 2020 at 10:48 am | #

            Yeah, was thinking about those who recently learned and forgot one of the first.:)

        • Ron again
          Ron again
          March 30, 2020 at 9:03 am | #

          I could only find Ruth talking about Amber’s suicidal issues during that fight but maybe I should just re read that part of the story… If you have a link that would save me the read 😉

          • Ron again
            Ron again
            March 30, 2020 at 9:32 am | #

            there it is. Can conrifm Dorothy, Marcie and Ruth. Danny also knew I think.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      March 30, 2020 at 3:08 am | #

      Truck?

      • Myles Adams
        Myles Adams
        March 30, 2020 at 6:56 am | #

        The truck wot people wot were thrown into to be carted to this basement.

        • clif
          clif
          March 30, 2020 at 8:06 am | #

          Oh, I thought we were talking about the truck wot smashed into Ruth and wot failed to smash into Amazigirl. Though I suppose it could still be the same truck, except that we have Walky’s word it was a van, so why are we even talking about trucks?

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            March 30, 2020 at 3:58 pm | #

            Limousine.

  37. Mishyana
    Mishyana
    March 30, 2020 at 2:46 am | #

    I mean, I’m all for Amber reconciling the disparate parts of her personality, but now may not be the best time..?

  38. auroki
    auroki
    March 30, 2020 at 2:55 am | #

    So who all is guessing that Amber has already freed her arms and is luring Ball Peen into striking range?

  39. PB
    PB
    March 30, 2020 at 2:55 am | #

    Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwait.

    Does … does the mask work both ways?

    Does she NOT KNOW that that’s Blaine?

    Or is she just messing with him?

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      March 30, 2020 at 4:06 am | #

      The laws of the walkyverse obviously work the same for everybody.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      March 30, 2020 at 7:54 am | #

      Masks do appear to work. Comic book tropes.

      She said “whoever you are” yesterday. She seems not to know.

    • Andy
      Andy
      March 30, 2020 at 9:38 am | #

      She does not know. She doesn’t remember seeing him put the mask on, because that’s Amazi-Girl’s memory.

  40. Acher4
    Acher4
    March 30, 2020 at 2:56 am | #

    Ok. I adore the alt-text!
    Bilie would do that!
    ROFL

    • clif
      clif
      March 30, 2020 at 8:07 am | #

      Not at all. She already realizes it’s Sal.

  41. Libby
    Libby
    March 30, 2020 at 3:00 am | #

    Not in the truck: Danny, Mike, Sal, and like you said Dina know it’s Amber. Billie only knows it’s not Sal, details are fuzzy but she did see her original theory debunked.

    • clif
      clif
      March 30, 2020 at 8:15 am | #

      Where did this mysterious truck come from? Do we not believe Walky knows how he got there?

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        March 30, 2020 at 4:02 pm | #

        I think we’re up against some people who think that the difference between a van and a truck matters as little as the difference between a .22 varmint rifle and a shotgun.

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          March 30, 2020 at 4:03 pm | #

          Plus, possibly, one who thinks this basement is the back of a truck.

  42. Agemegos
    Agemegos
    March 30, 2020 at 3:14 am | #

    I have this idea for a story about a superhero who has twelve secret identities, each of which enjoys an alibi during the others’ superheroing. “Amazi-Girl on the Orient Express“.

  43. DuckDuckMoose
    DuckDuckMoose
    March 30, 2020 at 3:36 am | #

    The old O’Malley rope-a-dope.

  44. Commander Clash
    Commander Clash
    March 30, 2020 at 4:29 am | #

    I see AG bringing in the pain

  45. Thursday Violist
    Thursday Violist
    March 30, 2020 at 4:58 am | #

    Good thing her dad isn’t actually here and only a dumb supervillain is here, though, because otherwise they’d have to call an ambulance for what would follow.

    • clif
      clif
      March 30, 2020 at 10:27 am | #

      Always assuming the duct tape has already been defeated.

  46. maarvarq
    maarvarq
    March 30, 2020 at 5:51 am | #

    “I’m Amazi-Girl and so is my wife!”

  47. Shariku
    Shariku
    March 30, 2020 at 6:15 am | #

    Amber, use Headbutt!

  48. Callid13
    Callid13
    March 30, 2020 at 6:27 am | #

    Clearly, this is gonna go down movie reference lane. First we have Spartacus, next is Star Wars.

    “You’re only have a scary as my father!”
    “No, Amber. I *am* your father.”

    • Callid13
      Callid13
      March 30, 2020 at 6:28 am | #

      *half as scary

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        March 30, 2020 at 12:21 pm | #

        We just had an “AmaziGirl is your daughter” line which is like a reverse reverse Skywalker moment

  49. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    March 30, 2020 at 6:38 am | #

    hahahaha she said it

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      March 30, 2020 at 7:44 am | #

      “also your breath stink”

  50. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    March 30, 2020 at 7:03 am | #

    Oh dear, I do hope she has overcome the restraints on her hands already

    • clif
      clif
      March 30, 2020 at 8:17 am | #

      That’s a pretty important point. Otherwise Blaine has to put her in her place.

  51. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    March 30, 2020 at 7:12 am | #

    Blaine should try to make friends with Joyce. Her father is a dentist, and he will desperately need one.

  52. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    March 30, 2020 at 7:23 am | #

    Walky: “I’m the Whiteboard Ding-Dong Bandit.”
    Sarah: “We’re soooo not doing this.”

  53. BenRG
    BenRG
    March 30, 2020 at 7:43 am | #

    ROSS: “Wow! I never knew that you could pull off someone’s head like that!”

  54. clif
    clif
    March 30, 2020 at 8:20 am | #

    All is proceeding as Mike has foreseen.

  55. James Rye
    James Rye
    March 30, 2020 at 9:16 am | #

    I wonder if Blaine suddenly gets really proud of his daughter after realizing that she isn’t weak and did beat the shit out of him. Kinda like “You are my daughter, you are just like me!”, that kinda thing.

    • Andy
      Andy
      March 30, 2020 at 9:37 am | #

      Which would probably completely break her.

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      March 30, 2020 at 12:09 pm | #

      He would never. His social darwinism is self serving. No matter what he will always want to put Amber down.

    • Sombrero
      Sombrero
      March 30, 2020 at 12:25 pm | #

      Nope. “You are nothing, and you always will be”. Blaine was never worried about her daughter being this or that, that’s just how he abused her. He simply hated her very existence.

  56. George the Archon
    George the Archon
    March 30, 2020 at 9:21 am | #

    I know there’s going to be Much Drama to come.

    But this? The wind beneath my (figurative) wings.

  57. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    March 30, 2020 at 9:36 am | #

    I adore Amber’s smile in the last panel. So full of love for her beloved dad♡

  58. Ghastly
    Ghastly
    March 30, 2020 at 10:31 am | #

    Ready for round two, Pops? How’s that leg and ribs treating ya?

  59. Delavan
    Delavan
    March 30, 2020 at 11:00 am | #

    I love how Blaine’s face is simultaneously worried and turned on. It really takes the “creepy abusive fuckwit” persona to a new level.

  60. jufreire
    jufreire
    March 30, 2020 at 11:08 am | #

    :DDDDDDD

  61. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    March 30, 2020 at 11:11 am | #

    Aaaand just like that, Blaine understood that people grow and develop and that his daughter indeed is a strong person.

    Overcome by shame and guilt he gave himself up to the cops.
    Theee end.

  62. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    March 30, 2020 at 11:11 am | #

    Good line Amber.

  63. Mel Drake
    Mel Drake
    March 30, 2020 at 12:37 pm | #

    Oh no last panel Amber is super hot to me…

  64. Alaric
    Alaric
    March 30, 2020 at 4:10 pm | #

    We’re ALL Amazi-Girl.

  65. PokeyPuppy
    PokeyPuppy
    March 30, 2020 at 8:00 pm | #

    The amount of glee I feel over that last post is probably unhealthy. I’m okay with it.

    • PokeyPuppy
      PokeyPuppy
      March 30, 2020 at 8:00 pm | #

      UGH, last PANEL, not post. *sigh*

  66. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    April 1, 2020 at 3:23 am | #

    I **LOVE** the look of satisfaction on Amber’s face. That’s pure, visceral, and triumphant. no word is strong enough to express my enjoyment of it.

    • Felian
      Felian
      April 2, 2020 at 6:00 pm | #

      Absolutely agreed.

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