Dumbing of Age Book Twelve

Dumbing of Age

A college webcomic by David Willis
RSS
‹
›
  • Home
  • About/Read before posting
  • Archive↓
    • by calendar
  • Cast
  • Store↓
    • Main Store (books and stuff)
    • T-shirts
  • Patreon↓
    • Patreon (regular)
    • Patreon (NSFW)
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
strip hasn't been this far out down this road for a while
First Previous Random 124Comments Share Next Latest
Reddit Digg Facebook MySpace Delicious Stumbleupon Buzz Up! Mixx Technorati Google Bookmarks Yahoo Bookmarks Yahoo MyWeb Windows Live Propeller FriendFeed Newsvine Xanga LinkedIn Blinklist Twitter
Discover more Hiveworks comics
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Anarchy Dreamers
Emily Ree
Sparkly undead kids fight society's worst Nightmares in this pastel-punk urban fantasy coming-of-age!
Manly Guys Doing Manly Things
Kelly Turnbull
A weekly comic celebrating the finer things in life. Like manly men, lumberjacks, and time traveling special ops agents.
Helvetica
J.N. Wiedle
This story follows Helvetica's quest to uncover who he was in life, his existential crises, and his struggle to to make death worth living.
Knights Errant
J.R. Doyle
Wilfrid's humble quest for revenge becomes bigger and bloodier by the day.
Never Satisfied
Taylor Robin
Lucy Marlowe, a magician's apprentice, competes against other apprentices for an important, magical, Goverment Job.
Star Trip
Gisele Weaver
Jas is a human taken from her home planet on a trip across the galaxy she will never forget.
The Sanity Circus
Windy
Magic, monsters and mysteries await in the odd city of Sanity. It's up to Attley and a colorful group of characters to find out just what is going on.
Devil's Candy
Rem, Bikkuri
A lush fantasy about boy genius Kazu Decker, the girl he constructed for his 9th grade science project, and the world of devils and monsters they live in.
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Peritale
Mari Costa
A fairy godmother with no magic tries her best to successfully fulfill a Fairytale and win the respect of her peers.
Atomic Robo
Brian Clevinger, Scott Wegener
The robot punches monsters and bad robots and one time he was a cowboy.
El Goonish Shive
Dan Shive
WARNING: This comic often ignores the Laws of Physics
Girl Genius
Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio
In a time when the Industrial Revolution has become an all-out war, Mad Science rules the World...with mixed success.
Between Failures
Jackie Wohlenhaus
The low stakes adventures of an assorted group of 20 somethings trapped in the declining years of American retail. They are naughty and say lots of swears.
Novae
KaiJu
A historical romance with a touch magic and a dash of astronomy. It chronicles the romantic adventures of Sulvain, a sweet tempered necromancer and Raziol, a passionate 17th century astronomer.
Ghost Junk Sickness
Studio CARTRIDGE, Laura Lee
Two hunters try to survive and end up being pushed to pursue a deadly bounty dubbed "The Ghost".
The Hunter of Insania
Aoi Maneki
Wiol Alkko sells fake magical objects to those desperate for cures. When he tries to scam a real witch, she curses him: within a year, Wiol must learn and respect magic, or succumb to corruption of body and mind.
Wilde Life
Pascalle Lepas
Oscar decided to rent an old haunted house, and that's when things got weird...
Stand Still, Stay Silent
Minna Sundberg
A few generations after the end of the world, a small, poorly financed research crew is sent out to rediscover whatever is left of the forbidden old world in the south.
The Glass Scientists
Sage (S.H.) Cotugno
A gaslamp fantasy comic about the life and times of a ragtag group of mad scientists and their enigmatic leader, Dr. Henry Jekyll.
Parisa
Ellen K
Two friends, Nolan and Gwen, take it upon themselves to escort the amnesiac spirit Lelief across the world of Parisa.
Real Science Adventures
Brian Clevinger
Spin off stories and other adventures from the world of Atomic Robo!
Lighter Than Heir
Melissa Albino
A young Volant woman joins the military in an effort to upstage her war-hero father.
Laws and Sausages
Zach Weinersmith
Your cartoon guide to the American governement!
Witchy
Ariel Slamet Ries
In the witch kingdom Hyalin, the strength of your magic is determined by the length of your hair.
Tove
Severin
The end of the world is coming, and Tove doesn't want to be a hero, but SOMEONE has to look after her little brother.
Jailbird
Charlie Davis
An all-ages comic about a recently escaped prisoner's struggle to understand the outside world, and vice-versa. Also, a magic cape!
Little Red & Wolf
Aoi Maneki
Delve into the daily lives of two famous fairytale characters, and their adventures in this big weird world we all live in.
The Din
Karin (Karrey)
The Din changed the world, mankind & its technology. Gregg Emilio dreams of flying in a sky that hasn't carried airplanes in a century.
Nerf Now!!
Josué Pereira
A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
Monster Pulse
Magnolia Porter Siddell
Four kids run afoul of a creepy secret organization's experiments, which turn their body parts into fighting monsters. Part sentimental coming-of-age story, part monster-training shonen manga, with just a bit of sci-fi body horror.
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
[un]Divine
Ayme
A highschool senior thought giving up his soul for a demon was a good idea. It wasn't.
Elephant Town
Danielle Corsetto
The long, slow tale of Kris, Paul, Berto and Mirando, four people who live in the same creaky old house, but don't know each other. New chapter updates every 2 months.
Sufficiently Remarkable
Maki Naro
Two young women living in Brooklyn discover that you're always coming of age.
Demon Street
Aliza Layne
Two kids explore a world full of monsters and magic trying to find their way home again. But when home has been stolen from you, where do you go to get it back?
Ozzie the Vampire
Eric Lide
Ozzie and her best friend Kimmy are your average everyday normal art students – except one is an immortal vampire with superpowers and the other possesses a magic talking grimoire. Also they have to save their town from a demonic invasion.
Sister Claire
Yamino
In the troubled aftermath of a great war between Witches and her fellow Nuns, novice Sister Claire just wants a purpose.
Sam & Fuzzy
Sam Logan
Troubled by gangster rodents, lovesick vampire stalkers, or confused ninja assassins? Don't panic! Sam and Fuzzy are here to help. (For a reasonable fee.)
Wychwood
Varethane
When Tiara's pyrokinesis is finally noticed, she is captured by a magical research organization for study. If she cooperates, she could be helping to save humanity from a dire threat - but can she trust them?
Starhammer
J.N. Monk, Harry Bogosian
A teen girl inherits a powerful alien artifact and proceeds to make a series of increasingly poor decisions
Demon's Mirror
Harry Bogosian
Based loosely off of "The Snow Queen", a story by Hans Christian Andersen, we see things take a different turn as the demons become central characters, and the side characters stick around. Yup, that's the only differences. Enjoy!
Heroes of Thantopolis
Izzy Strontium Hall
A living boy fights to save the City of the Dead.
Spinnerette
Krazy Krow, Rocio Zucchi, Pablo Rey
When a lab accident gives Heather Brown spider powers and six arms, she does what any midwest comic geek would do: Become Ohio's #3 superhero!
No Need for Bushido
Suburban Samurai, J W Kovell
The flash of a blade, the clash of steel! A runaway princess and her samurai companion navigate a fractured country on the brink of war.
Awkward Zombie
Katie Tiedrich
Gags and goofs about videogames and the things that happen in them.
The Mash
L.F. Garcia, Danigami
In a world shrouded in mystery and threatened by great evil,a young mummy prince will use his new life to unite with other monster children to save it.
BOOKMARK
Click "Tag Page" to bookmark a page. When you return to the site, click "Goto Tag" to continue where you left off.
Goto TagClear Tag


BUFFER WATCH Comics are currently drawn and uploaded through:

July 11, 2026

Billboard

by David M Willis on September 17, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Sister, Christian
└ Tags: danny, sal

Discussion (124) ¬

[ Comments RSS ]
  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 17, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    well at least it’s not the fuckin’ Liberty Mutual Emu or whatever

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 17, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

      Leavin’ on a bike ride,
      ….

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 17, 2021 at 12:46 am | #

        Don’t know when I’ll be be bike again…

        • a/snow/mous/e
          a/snow/mous/e
          September 17, 2021 at 10:09 am | #

          No brakes, I hate to slow…

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 17, 2021 at 6:25 am | #

      Why does every insurance company have to turn their commercials into a cinematic universe? Is it because of GEICO?

      • egg egg
        egg egg
        September 17, 2021 at 10:34 am | #

        I think it started with cereal commercials, honestly. But it’s not a uniquely American thing. Have you heard of long-long man? Give that commercial a search on YouTube.

        • gossamerwillow
          gossamerwillow
          September 17, 2021 at 6:49 pm | #

          The Long Man commercials became a running joke with a friend when we went to Ireland and saw the Long Room at Trinity College. Now Every so often, he calls and goes, “Long, Long Roooooooooooooooom!”

    • Rampage
      Rampage
      September 17, 2021 at 7:57 am | #

      Those ads are so fucking annoying that I wish I had Liberty Mutual Insurance just so I could cancel it.

  2. Radiance
    Radiance
    September 17, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    I’m glad they’re having fun.

  3. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    September 17, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Haha. Very funny reference.

    For the people (not me) who don’t get it, could someone please explain.

    • Svata
      Svata
      September 17, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92bmlcmyq0

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        September 17, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

        Oh so that’s where the title came from. Thanks for explaining it to the idiots (not me!) who didn’t get it.

        • Clif
          Clif
          September 17, 2021 at 1:20 am | #

          (not me either!) Now see, I though the title came from the nun who sells dope to school kids.

          https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/the-real-story-behind-night-rangers-sister-christian

          • milu
            milu
            September 17, 2021 at 4:43 am | #

            a reasonable interpretation.

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            September 17, 2021 at 1:41 pm | #

            That’s some solid news reporting Fox. “never destroy the dream.”

        • brute
          brute
          September 17, 2021 at 1:21 am | #

          there is absolutely no shame in being unfamiliar with Night Ranger.

          • khn0
            khn0
            September 17, 2021 at 3:51 am | #

            When I begun reading Willis’s works, it was with Shortpacked and I I knew naught about toys (or fandoms fo what it is). I looked a bit upon this and that and learnt many things in the process. Then I had to learn about the bible and pop songs, and that’s where I draw a line. You see, I actually like literature and music, but as a snob.

            • june gloom
              june gloom
              September 17, 2021 at 4:38 pm | #

              Speaking as a snob, there’s plenty of value in both religious texts and pop music, but go off I guess.

              • milu
                milu
                September 17, 2021 at 5:24 pm | #

                why would you pride yourself on being a snob, that’s so crass

                wait

                • khn0
                  khn0
                  September 17, 2021 at 8:09 pm | #

                  good pick, Crass is a fine band

                • Decidedly Orthogonal
                  Decidedly Orthogonal
                  September 18, 2021 at 9:48 am | #

                  Also, _golf clap_

                • khn0
                  khn0
                  September 19, 2021 at 4:19 pm | #

                  rereading myself, not only I’m sounding arrogant (what is more or less normal, even if not really positive), but like I’m quitting reading over literary and musical tastes. I’m not! Cue to the wave of numerous people sighting (presumably for unrelated reasons).

          • ValdVin
            ValdVin
            September 17, 2021 at 7:52 am | #

            Agreed.

            My theory is that every “hair” band has one good record. To my ears this isn’t theirs.

            “Don’t Tell Me You Love Me” is their good song, but this was a much bigger hit, so you don’t hear the other one on the radio today.

            • DaveM
              DaveM
              September 17, 2021 at 8:17 am | #

              Ok, “Don’t Tell Me You Love Me” immediately made Fleetwood Macs ‘Tusk’ lock itself into my head. After hearing what you meant, I’ll keep Fleetwood Mac thanks. It’s not that your example is bad, just where I went first is subjectively better.

              • ValdVin
                ValdVin
                September 18, 2021 at 3:34 am | #

                Yeah, I can hear what you mean.

      • Tawnee
        Tawnee
        September 17, 2021 at 2:24 am | #

        I have so many questions, and want that 4 minutes 16 seconds back.

      • Sunny
        Sunny
        September 17, 2021 at 2:47 am | #

        There’s worse music out there, but also better. I can see how you can get that song stuck in your (or someone else’s) head, though.

        • milu
          milu
          September 17, 2021 at 6:44 am | #

          well, i liked it!

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          September 21, 2021 at 4:23 pm | #

          Every time I see that video, I am left wondering what it is the girls are throwing out of the car when they drive off into the sunset.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        September 17, 2021 at 6:35 am | #

        I’ve heard the song plenty of times, but I couldn’t remember all the lyrics to know Sal was singing the next line there.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          September 17, 2021 at 7:01 am | #

          I would never have been able to predict the line, but as soon as I read it I knew. Didn’t remember the song was called “Sister Christian” until I saw it mentioned in the comments, despite the prompt of the story title.

          I’m not sure the song was really big enough that Sal and Danny would recognize it from decades before they were born, but maybe it was in some movie or something I missed.

          • tim gueguen
            tim gueguen
            September 17, 2021 at 11:29 am | #

            Depends on whether classic rock stations in their neck of the woods play it. And whether they actually listen to radio.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              September 17, 2021 at 2:54 pm | #

              Probably more on whether their parents listened to it.

    • TGS
      TGS
      September 17, 2021 at 6:15 am | #

      The song referenced here always and forever makes me think of the Alfred Molina sxene from Boogie Nights, which is just a master class in building tension. Lots of parallels:

      In both scenes, “Sister Christian” is shown to have way more power than it should.

      In both scenes, a flawed protagonist gets coerced into doing something they may not have wanted to do.

      Also, in both scenes, a ton of snow involved.

      Here’s hoping the reference wasn’t meant to foreshadow bad omens.

  4. carms
    carms
    September 17, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    got this one in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybEJGjisgg4

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      September 17, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

      Link to the scene where that track plays. Definitely seeing the similarities.

  5. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    September 17, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Danny: 🎵Country Rooooaaaads!🎵

    Sal: (justifiable homicide)

    • Bruceski
      Bruceski
      September 17, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

      I was drivin’ down the road trynta loosen my load I got seven women on my mind..

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      September 17, 2021 at 12:32 am | #

      Ye best nae be dissin’ John Denver, Doctor.

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 17, 2021 at 1:25 am | #

        To be fair, (justifiable homicide) goes with just about anything.

        https://genius.com/Dying-fetus-justifiable-homicide-lyrics

        • milu
          milu
          September 17, 2021 at 5:37 am | #

          i like to think you’re a huge death metal nerd, and did not just search for these words randomly on the chance there might be a joke to make =D

          • Clif
            Clif
            September 18, 2021 at 7:42 pm | #

            It’s kind of odd. I hate death metal as “music ” but I love death metal lyrics. But my “expertise” is very scattershot.

            But don’t put searching the Internet for a joke past me.

  6. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 17, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Damn earworms. That was LOW Danny. XD

    • Devin
      Devin
      September 17, 2021 at 12:41 am | #

      Could’ve been worse. Just thinking about this song I’ve linked means it’ll be stuck in my head for days.

      • Sunny
        Sunny
        September 17, 2021 at 2:54 am | #

        Some of those guitar bits _are_ pretty catchy.

      • milu
        milu
        September 17, 2021 at 5:47 am | #

        oooh, we sharing earworms? i’ve been hearing/dancing to this song at parties for a decade, every other party it seems, and then i’ll find it stuck in my head for days.
        the weird thing is though, i still really like it?!

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 17, 2021 at 6:28 am | #

      Earworm, you say?

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xvuccbcCcsI

      • deliverything
        deliverything
        September 17, 2021 at 8:07 am | #

        Or how about https://youtu.be/ydqReeTV_vk – more comprehensible than the original, too.

    • maarvarq
      maarvarq
      September 17, 2021 at 10:08 am | #

      That’s not an earworm. This is an earworm!

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      September 17, 2021 at 1:11 pm | #

      *lowers fishhook into ear to catch earworms*

      What, that’s NOT how it works??

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        September 18, 2021 at 10:04 am | #

        Indeed, none of those are real earworms. If you want something really catchy this is a real earworm to get in your head.

    • Mikoshaine
      Mikoshaine
      September 19, 2021 at 3:34 am | #

      https://youtu.be/ytWz0qVvBZ0
      In my head for months. Enjoy.

  7. Svata
    Svata
    September 17, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    I mean, with the storyline title I guess you kinda HAD to didn’t you

  8. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    September 17, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    So at first I thought that they were quoting some advertising jingle I’m not familiar with, but it turns out that what they’re quoting is… the song this story is titled after! Aha!

    Once I find my headphones I really ought to make a playlist and listen to all the songs that are referenced by DoA story titles.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      September 17, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

      Off the top of my head, the only two – or possibly three – songs-that-inspired-DoA-chapter-titles I can think of that I’ve listened to are:
      Defying Gravity, from the musical Wicked (inspired Book 6 Chapter 1, “To Those Who’d Ground Me)
      Let It Go, from the movie/musical Frozen (possibly inspired Book 6 Chapter 2, “That Perfect Girl)
      You’ll Be Back, from the musical Hamilton (inspired Book 10 Chapter 2, “To Remind You of My Love)

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        September 17, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

        Well, I’ve never listened to a Rich Mullins song but from the alt-text here pretty sure “sometimes the sky was so far away” is from one of his songs. Sometimes by step according to google.

      • Daibhid C
        Daibhid C
        September 17, 2021 at 5:39 am | #

        I thought “When Somebody Loved Me” was a song, but I wouldn’t swear to it. I’m pretty sure “Saturday’s All Right For Slighting” and “Up All Night to Get Vengeance” are riffing on Elton John and Daftpunk, although they’re not direct quotes.

        • milu
          milu
          September 17, 2021 at 5:53 am | #

          …not to mention “As long as it’s free” being from Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

        • milu
          milu
          September 17, 2021 at 6:19 am | #

          OK here’s my guesses for a few more,
          “Choosing my religion”: REM – Losing my religion
          “The only dope for me is you”: My Chemical Romance – The Only Hope For Me Is You
          “This is the way that we love”: Mika – Happy Ending
          (upcoming) “I’ll leave you a phantom”: My Chemical Romance – Welcome to the Black Parade

          • Schpoonman
            Schpoonman
            September 17, 2021 at 5:15 pm | #

            God, I love My Chemical Romance so much. I really need to actually get The Black Parade and their new album, I’ve been listening to Three Cheers and Danger Days for a long time now.

            • Schpoonman
              Schpoonman
              September 17, 2021 at 5:16 pm | #

              When they come out with a new album, anyway.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          September 17, 2021 at 6:31 am | #

          It’s the tearjerker from Toy Story 2, where Jessie reminisces about the girl she used to belong to.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      September 17, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

      Would we count the Walking with Dinosaurs theme among them?

      • milu
        milu
        September 17, 2021 at 6:21 am | #

        YES

  9. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    September 17, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    *does absolutely nothing in response*

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 17, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

      *jiggles the switches*
      *twists the knobs*
      /shrugs/ “Weird, the Hacked PA System is off, but there’s still music.”

      …
      Does the PA even reach this far? What _would_ be making music out here? An out of frame car radio?

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      September 17, 2021 at 1:14 pm | #

      There is a time and a place for the hacked Muzak.

      This is not it.

  10. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    September 17, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    An ex-girlfriend of mine once discovered that I didn’t like Gwen Stefani’s “Sweet Escape,” and from then on made a point of trying to get it stuck in my head at every opportunity.

    … note that I said she’s an EX-girlfriend.

  11. Qube
    Qube
    September 17, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    danny using his bard powers for evil now, I see

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      September 17, 2021 at 12:50 am | #

      He does rock a Chaotic Good alignment, which does imply doing evil things for good purposes.

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        September 17, 2021 at 4:26 am | #

        No it doesn’t. It implies disregard for *law* not morality.

  12. Jammy
    Jammy
    September 17, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

    I’m 35 and barely know this song. There’s no way these barely not-children know it by heart. Wait, is this a meme thing?

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      September 17, 2021 at 12:35 am | #

      I don’t think so. But it isn’t that weird for them to be familiar with older music, kids can have weird musical tastes and both of them are pretty musically inclined.

      And maybe in the Dumbing of Age-verse it was part of a marvel movie or something.

      • alongcameaspider
        alongcameaspider
        September 17, 2021 at 12:37 am | #

        There’s also a greater then 0 chance they know the song through their parents

        • Clif
          Clif
          September 17, 2021 at 1:05 am | #

          It’s on the Internet and the Internet is forever. Or at least until the Singularity.

    • brute
      brute
      September 17, 2021 at 1:25 am | #

      I’m 33 and have known it since i was a teen and the 80s came back in style and i was listening to hair metal all the time. i wasn’t cool.

      • brute
        brute
        September 17, 2021 at 1:28 am | #

        oh also they play it on XM radio pretty regularly these days.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      September 17, 2021 at 1:58 am | #

      They’re in Indiana, they’re not exactly on the bleeding edge.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 17, 2021 at 2:19 am | #

      Danny’s enough of a dork to know music from ye olden times, and Sal’s now in ensemble.

    • khn0
      khn0
      September 17, 2021 at 3:55 am | #

      Last year I worked in suburb populated by many migrants and social fringe. I’ve been amazed how 70’s and 80’s pop music was a common denominator among the kids, along newest radio songs – possibly more since there wasn’t a quarrel about nonexistent scenes then.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 17, 2021 at 6:41 am | #

      I’m 32 and I kinda inherited a liking for a lot of 80s songs from my parents, so when I listen to the radio in my car I end up hearing a lot of 80s songs like that one. I don’t know how likely it is that people who are currently 18 would know and really like a lot of 80s songs though.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      September 17, 2021 at 8:01 am | #

      I’m…somewhat older than you and remember when this song came out.

      The reason the young folks today know this song, and 30-somethings know so many songs from before they were born: Compared to other generations, boomers have an outsized grip on what radio plays and what tunes are popular for music cues in movies, etc.

      This song is IIRC 37 years old. Imagine, in 1984, how many songs which were hits in 1947 were played on commercial radio, how widespread, how often, to have actual programming genres named after them.

    • Azhrei Vep
      Azhrei Vep
      September 17, 2021 at 8:11 am | #

      I’m 37 and quietly sang the entire song (including badly riffing on the guitar licks vocally when there were no lyrics) from heart, because it’s just ingrained in there that deeply.

      Like Keulen, I inherited a love for 80s music from my parents, the only worthwhile thing they gave me. Even after they moved on to more modern stuff … nah. Mid-60s to late 80s all the way for me.

    • powerpowerpow
      powerpowerpow
      September 17, 2021 at 9:02 am | #

      I am around the same age these two are, I’m pretty sure it’s not a meme thing but I know this song pretty well. I think it’s a teenager thing to just randomly find old music in YouTube and go “yeah, this is pretty dope”

      Headcanon that Sal and Danny sang this song together during a ukulele jam sesh in the timeskip.

    • OBBWG
      OBBWG
      September 17, 2021 at 6:24 pm | #

      Just attended a Grass Roots concert. There were some teens and twenty-somethings singing along. Obviously their grandparents had earwormed them. (Other than that, a whole bunch of 60 and older people trying to party like it was 1969.)

  13. P!enapple
    P!enapple
    September 17, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

    <3

  14. Kravis
    Kravis
    September 17, 2021 at 12:33 am | #

    The last time we saw THAT MUCH ROAD in this strip there was a shotgun, a Toe, an Amazing Gal and a speed chase involved!

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 17, 2021 at 1:09 am | #

      That was street. This is open road.

      You know. With trucks.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 17, 2021 at 8:41 am | #

      That street had a truck too.

      And given the alt-text, I’m guessing it’s the same road.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        September 17, 2021 at 1:23 pm | #

        I think you’re right. They were pretty far out from town by the time of the appearance of The Truck, this could easily be the same road.

  15. StClair
    StClair
    September 17, 2021 at 12:35 am | #

    so is Danny “Mr. Right” after all?

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 17, 2021 at 1:00 am | #

      Well, at the moment he’s not Mr. Wrong. So let’s enjoy that for now.

      Sufficient unto the day is the angst thereof.

  16. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    September 17, 2021 at 12:37 am | #

    [TFS Vegeta voice] OH MY GOD THEY’RE SO GOD DAMN CUTE!

  17. Prime_pm
    Prime_pm
    September 17, 2021 at 12:43 am | #

    One gripe, minor, fairly moot, I think the song should’ve started in the second panel rather than the third. Then we’d have the third panel as a pause long enough for Sal to decide to start singing. Again, moot.

  18. Clif
    Clif
    September 17, 2021 at 12:57 am | #

    Four panels and they still haven’t passed the dammed sign

  19. Tim C.
    Tim C.
    September 17, 2021 at 1:16 am | #

    THEY WILL MAKS CUTE BABIES!

    • Miri
      Miri
      September 17, 2021 at 5:51 am | #

      Linda will not be thrilled…

      • Fist_of_Life
        Fist_of_Life
        September 17, 2021 at 7:58 am | #

        My understanding of Linda tells me she will be if they take after Danny’s skin tone.

  20. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    September 17, 2021 at 1:57 am | #

    Let’s just hope there isn’t a sudden ice zone
    (my worst fear when biking in winter)

  21. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 17, 2021 at 2:33 am | #

    Desperado…

  22. Bogeywoman
    Bogeywoman
    September 17, 2021 at 2:34 am | #

    You looked so pretty as you were a’ridin’ alooooong..you looked so pretty as you were singing this sooooong

    A-round, round, wheels goin’ round, round, round
    Down up pedals, down up down
    But I gotta get across to the other side of town
    Before the sun goes dooown

  23. Jenny Islander
    Jenny Islander
    September 17, 2021 at 2:38 am | #

    Cute!

  24. Bobcat
    Bobcat
    September 17, 2021 at 3:40 am | #

    Danny is being faultlessly smooth so far. I’m still waiting for the penny to drop and for him to Dan it up.

    • Lone Duck
      Lone Duck
      September 17, 2021 at 4:48 am | #

      I dunno. With Dorothy and Amber (aka Brunette Dorothy), Danny had some desperation. Like he needed the girlfriend to meet masculinity expectations (Thanks Joe). Now that he is comfortably accepting that he’s bi, he’s not so clingy. Not saying things won’t go wrong, but Danny has come a long way since year 1.

    • Buli-buli
      Buli-buli
      September 17, 2021 at 6:03 am | #

      It’s because Sal, despite being super-hot and in to him, is his friend first, (potential?) romantic partner second. He’s comfortable around her the same way he is around Joe.

      I’m expecting the relationship drama to start if and when they finally have a conversation to clarify their relationship and what expectations they have from it.

  25. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    September 17, 2021 at 3:57 am | #

    This is the result of months of singing together in the schoolyard. Danny knows the songs Sal can’t help but sing, even when she seems to hate them. I wonder if Sal can do the same trick.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 17, 2021 at 8:43 am | #

      That’s possible. If they’d established they both knew the song earlier that would make more sense than Danny singing a random 80s tune and expecting it to ear worm her.

      • milu
        milu
        September 17, 2021 at 11:22 am | #

        good point! headcannoned.

        btw seeing as earworm is being turned into a transitive verb (as well it should) can we go ahead and use it like kick ass

        eg.: “i came here to worm ear and chew bubblegum. and i’m all out of bubblegum.” *breaks into BABY SHARK*

  26. BenRG
    BenRG
    September 17, 2021 at 4:53 am | #

    A random thought: At some point, Sal actually broaches the possibility of simply never turning back. Danny has to talk her into not running away on the very good grounds that:

    (1) It doesn’t solve anything

    (2) At this time of year, neither of them would last more than 24 hours as homeless wanderers in the wilds of Indiana.

  27. Doom Shepherd
    Doom Shepherd
    September 17, 2021 at 6:30 am | #

    “It’s been a long road, getting from there to here…”

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 17, 2021 at 6:49 am | #

      “It’s been a long time, but my time is finally near”

  28. Keulen
    Keulen
    September 17, 2021 at 7:14 am | #

    “Sister Christian” is actually one of the few catchy 80s songs that I don’t really like much. And I’m having trouble fully enjoying these strips of Danny and Sal biking together. I keep worrying about when and how Willis is gonna sink this ship.

    • milu
      milu
      September 17, 2021 at 8:48 am | #

      OK while i understand and appreciate a shipper’s fear of icebergs, there’s lots of worthy story beats a ship can sail through short of downright unmitigated disaster. A ship can get lost, there can be differences of opinion among the crew, maybe there’s pirates, or engine trouble… or… oops I drove my metaphor into a ditch.

      Some pirates would be rad though!

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 17, 2021 at 10:49 am | #

      Willis has bills to pay, so there will be at least 1 Slipshine before the iceberg hits. That’s been legal precedent ever since the Titanic movie.

      • milu
        milu
        September 17, 2021 at 12:28 pm | #

        Titanic: “draw me like one of your french girls”
        Dumbing Of Age: “ride me like one of your japanese motorbikes”

  29. Chris (the other one)
    Chris (the other one)
    September 17, 2021 at 8:00 am | #

    All my kid’s friends wonder wtf is up with both of them needing to watch old western movies with John Wayne, like Rio Lobo and Rio Bravo, _literally_ every time they come on some channel or other.
    I overheard my daughter tell her boyfriend (later husband) “well, it’s what my Dad watched when I was little, and it’s … soothing to me.”

    You never know what children pick up from parents.

  30. two-star
    two-star
    September 17, 2021 at 9:03 am | #

    It bothers me that “Motorin'” is three syllables, and yet there are five notes around the bubble.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 17, 2021 at 10:47 am | #

      Maybe Danny’s hitting chords rather than single notes? By singing? With his solo voice? That’s impossible, isn’t it?

      • milu
        milu
        September 17, 2021 at 11:44 am | #

        2 notes is feasible; it’s called overtone singing.

  31. Spencer
    Spencer
    September 17, 2021 at 12:16 pm | #

    Here is my Walkercox take: they’re boring and that’s a feature, not a bug.

    Relationship drama is bread and butter but sometimes it gets so fictionalized that it gets grating. It always needs to be on some level exciting and endearing, but what we have here is an extremely simple dynamic between these two coming at each other at the best point in time.

    Danny at the start of the comic was a straight-up romantic fantasist and a decade later he’s not that guy anymore. He’s not willing to latch himself onto his partner and slavishly devote himself anymore, he’s able to stand up for himself and believe in his own worth.

    Sal, meanwhile, is someone who has been so emotionally guarded for so long that we get a new take where someone who is constantly presented as worldly, cynical, and experienced gets to be a total nutbar with zero filter, and more importantly we get to see Sal when she’s willing to be open and vulnerable around someone else and in a romantic context where even across the Walkyverse and to now she never really got because she was with Jason the only person in the universe as emotionally constipated as her.

    In a series filled with really bombastic and loud characters these two have a totally relaxed dynamic so far that lets Danny show off some of his character development and puts Sal in a new context she’s yet to really have the chance to express. Even putting aside that this kind of relationship is one both of them want (Danny now approaching dating more sensibly, Sal with someone she can be open around) it’s one the comic itself doesn’t really have, even Becky/Dina for all their incredibly healthy dynamic still have problems like the big one that’s eating Becky up right now, so right now after all the drama they’ve gone through Danny and Sal just get to vibe together for a bit without any major hangups, and once drama does rear its head it’ll be for a relationship they’ve put some time into and is now worth putting in the effort to overcome.

  32. Raen
    Raen
    September 17, 2021 at 12:55 pm | #

    I dunno, do kids these days listen to oldies stations? I know this is a staple on pretty much all the Clear Channel/”I Heart” oldies stations.

    • Raen
      Raen
      September 17, 2021 at 12:55 pm | #

      …huh. That was meant to be a reply to one of the comments above. Oh, well.

  33. Ray
    Ray
    September 19, 2021 at 2:37 am | #

    “…and white-bread’s Mister Right…”???

  34. Roe
    Roe
    October 7, 2021 at 7:18 pm | #

    Definitely putting on Sister Christian to read through the next month’s worth of strips today

More Asma?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...
  • Polls Archive
CONVENTION APPEARANCES


September 13/14, 2025 - Small Press Expo in Bethesda, Maryland

David M Willis! avatar
David M Willis!
@damnyouwillis.bsky.social
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 6h
Dumbing of Age: "Stop" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
www.dumbingofage.com
Stop
2
4
39
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
Hair's getting grayer
I'm looking up
10
76
 
reposted by David M Willis!
korybing.bsky.social's user avatar
Kory Bing🔜SDCC 1229 @korybing.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
My family legacy: my grandmother drew the Kenny Loggins Jesus
An illustration of white jesus looking a lot like Kenny Loggins. It’s. Worksheet with typed questions and written answers:
- Who is this man? “Kenny Loggins”
- How does his death help us? “No more bad songs.”
- Why is it important that we remember him? “Highway to the Danger Zone was ok.”
64
193
1751
 
reposted by David M Willis!
thekarlapacheco.bsky.social's user avatar
Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
How I Loss My Wife 




(pictures of the CEO who got caught cheating at the Coldplay concert, in the timeless format of
6
30
166
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 10h
IS THIS POKÉMON JESUS
7
4
56
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
you know you're old when you get excited it's started to rain because it means you can go outside and weed without bees
3
2
87
 
reposted by David M Willis!
skullmandible.bsky.social's user avatar
Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
this guy's got the juice man
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's user avatarZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.
3
20
181
 
reposted by David M Willis!
zandravandra.com's user avatar
Alex Zandra @zandravandra.com ⋅ 1d
DEFEAT ALFRED E. NEU MAN
getequipped.bsky.social's user avatarGet Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
get equipped with no worry
1
21
63
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Asma" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
www.dumbingofage.com
Asma
1
8
49
 
reposted by David M Willis!
koltreg.bsky.social's user avatar
Luke! @koltreg.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
A great episode that also just had to be like "Okay, for this one specific criminal, Metropolis has the death penalty so he can't reveal Superman's secret identity."
nemalki.bsky.social's user avatarJeff Harris @nemalki.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
"The Late Mr. Kent" is damn good television. Probably one of the best-written episodes of television written in the 1990s. Not just animation. Television period.
2
12
52
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
hey youtube, i'm not sure the short circuit 2 score by charles fox belongs in this "Music of Asia" algorithm
5
4
40
 
reposted by David M Willis!
jakemgrumbach.bsky.social's user avatar
Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
looking at the 30+ democracies that have successfully prosecuted heads of state for violating their constitutions over the past 15 years
imgflip.com
DOZENS OF OTHER
-DEMOCRACIES OUSTING AND ARRESTING
LEADERS WHO ATTEMPT COUPS
implausibleblog.bsky.social's user avatarFarrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Brazilian president to the American people, "If Trump was Brazilian and did what he did at the Capitol, he'd be on trial in Brazil"
32
1081
4305
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(august 29, 2025)
Raidah approaches the Read Hall center desk while Asma sits there at a laptop.
3
5
73
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
some adult in pokemon: it's weird, nobody's ever seen a pokemon egg before! for thousands of years, no pokemon eggs have ever been discovered by humans! ash: well let's go find one! *fifteen minutes later* ash: oh hey
3
5
114
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Always up for a bonus taking-a-shit face
9
11
120
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Raidah!
1
3
36
 
reposted by David M Willis!
paultobin.bsky.social's user avatar
Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Still researching old sleaze paperbacks and legitimately wondering if the book designer asked the author or editor what should be the tagline at the top and they mumbled out the above tagline and the book designer just...wrote it down.
34
148
835
 
reposted by David M Willis!
cochu.bsky.social's user avatar
Cochu @cochu.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
Amen break whenever Mario vibrates extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites
mariobrothblog.bsky.social's user avatarSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social ⋅ 5d
In Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, crouch-walking against a switch will make Mario vibrate extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites.
37
1869
3884
 
reposted by David M Willis!
hausofdecline.bsky.social's user avatar
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Alex says
54
762
4886
 
reposted by David M Willis!
unitdlx.bsky.social's user avatar
UNIT DLX @unitdlx.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Terrible news! The back of box render for the Classified Series Legacy Firefighter seems to imply Shipwreck's house caught on fire.
The back of box render for the GI Joe Classified Series Legacy Collection Firefighter. A firefighter in the foreground poses dramatically with the jaws of life. Another firefighter in the background sprays a wrecked car with foam. A third firefighter even further back escorts a man away from a burning house.
A firefighter escorting a man wrapped in a fire blanket away from a burning house. The man bears a strong resemblance to the GI Joe Classified Shipwreck figyre.
3
17
45
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
"explore the unknown"? mary, it's new york city, this is at least your third time here, and the last time you were here you got mad at your taxi driver for using a gps
7
5
55
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
one of the kids yelled at the other to "drink my BUTT" and i've just picked up a new invective
5
98
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
D8
3
2
22
 
reposted by David M Willis!
qasimrashid.com's user avatar
Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com ⋅ 2d
Dem Party: We are spending $20M to figure out how to talk to male voters. Mamdani: Save your money. I have +45 favorability with male voters & +73 with men under 45. Endorse me. Dem Party: No way dude. Now—why is our favorability is -54? Let's spend $20M on wealthy consultants to figure it out!
495
3037
12962
 
reposted by David M Willis!
ary.bsky.social's user avatar
Chris @ary.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
old man yaoi
Lumiere and Cogsworth from Beauty and the Beast
1
82
248
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Supplier" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
www.dumbingofage.com
Supplier
4
46
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
toxic yuri
2
13
67
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Asma!
8
126
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
not sure that beats "for sale: baby shoes, never worn"
5
5
37
 
reposted by David M Willis!
daveyfwright.bsky.social's user avatar
Dr. Davey F. Wright ⛏️🦕🧬 @daveyfwright.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
132
5669
19652
 

©2010-2025 Dumbing of Age | Powered by WordPress with ComicPress | Subscribe: RSS | Privacy Policy | Back to Top ↑