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May 19, 2026

PBJ

by David M Willis on September 25, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Sister, Christian
└ Tags: danny, sal

Discussion (143) ¬

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  1. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    September 25, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    Danny, if she had a nut allergy, what would she be doing with you?

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      September 25, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

      snuggling, obvs

      unless you meant the “clean” nut, idk how to read that joke (dirty/no)

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        September 25, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

        I thought the Doctor meant Danny was a nut, as in a silly person. Was I too tame?

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          September 25, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

          Yes, that’s what I meant.

          I mean, I’m as corrupted as anyone on the internet, so I did try to come up with a bit where Danny asks Joe if he knows about whether Sal is allergic to nuts, but comes away with the impression that she’s only bothered by a brand called “Dee’s”, and so he tries to figure out if this type of peanut butter contains any and has a very confusing Abbot and Costello bit when he tries to call their helpline for info and gets yelled at, so he makes a turkey sandwich instead.

          But yeah, simple is better when it comes to dumb jokes.

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            September 25, 2021 at 10:30 am | #

            I can see the whole bit it in my head, and I’m laughing. Thank you.

      • Rose by Any Other Name
        Rose by Any Other Name
        September 25, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

        You know, I’m honestly a bit sad that I _didn’t_ read it as dirty until I read your comment.
        I blame the fact that I don’t think I have ever referred to male ejaculate as “nut” or related verbiage. I’ve heard others do so, but it never stuck with me.

        Personally, if I’m going to use slang, I prefer “seed”.

        • StClair
          StClair
          September 25, 2021 at 12:36 am | #

          As a euphemism, it’s after my time. “Nut” to me means the testicles, not their product.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            September 25, 2021 at 3:01 pm | #

            I’ve heard “nut” as a euphemism for ejaculating, but not for the product.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          September 25, 2021 at 12:46 am | #

          I like “jizz” as both the act and the substance. If I’m feeling formal, I go with “gyzym” for he substance. It’s an old word meaning “power.”

          • eh, whatever
            eh, whatever
            September 25, 2021 at 4:39 am | #

            That looks completely made-up.

            • Stanistani
              Stanistani
              September 25, 2021 at 6:13 am | #

              It’s in the famous Ginsburg work HOWL.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      September 25, 2021 at 5:27 pm | #

      If she had a nut allergy, she could never have survived long in this school.

      (Given all the crazy people.)

  2. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 25, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    I feel like if you want to avoid allergens in food for other people, maybe don’t keep allergens in an adjacent sammich but idk, mine are fish allergies

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      September 25, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

      alt-text: now I’m thinking about how we kept joking about I think it was Yakitate Ja-PAN where somebody was carrying around an unwrapped bread in their pocket and was all, “why don’t you try this bread?” and they did and were all like, “THIS IS GODLY BREAD OMG” and now pocket bread is a joke for us

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      September 25, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      Depends how sensitive the allergy is, but with them wrapped separately, most people would be okay.

      • Ohmsford
        Ohmsford
        September 25, 2021 at 3:48 am | #

        That sounds nice. I have such a severe allergy that my poor boyfriend can’t eat peanut butter sandwiches if he intends to be anywhere near my mouth.

        • Zaxares
          Zaxares
          September 25, 2021 at 7:26 am | #

          I actually remember one case where a woman got an allergic reaction from swallowing her boyfriend’s, um… “essence” after he’d eaten the allergen in question.

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            September 25, 2021 at 10:59 am | #

            I think the word you’re looking for is semen.

            [nsfw] Also known as cum, come, seed, ball-juice[1], baby-gravy, baby batter, penis pancake batter, cock snot[1], man yoghurt, and in some circles that don’t appreciate it, drek.

            [1] These are misnomers. Snot is mucus produced in the sinus cavity and is not normally associated with sexual reproduction. Semen is neither mucus, nor produced in the balls (although one ingredient is). It is composed of sperm and seminal fluid. Sperm are produced in the balls, and then travel along the vass deferens to the prostate. In the prostate, sperm mix in with seminal fluid. Seminal Fluid is produced in the prostate and seminal vesicles. This mixture (semen) is what is expelled during male ejaculation (often due to a male climax).

            Yes that’s correct, your balls don’t do anything special or notably different during sex with regards to sperm production. They don’t ‘pump out semen’, they don’t become swollen, and they don’t turn blue if you don’t come. If they hurt see a Doctor. If there’s a bump on them, or they *are* swollen, see a Doctor.

            • Decidedly Orthogonal
              Decidedly Orthogonal
              September 25, 2021 at 1:48 pm | #

              How could I forget jizz and jism? Thank you @BarerMender!

              • Decidedly Orthogonal
                Decidedly Orthogonal
                September 25, 2021 at 7:25 pm | #

                P.P.S. nut-bu… you know what? No. I’m going to throw in the towel and hand this off to a higher authority on semen synonyms.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          September 25, 2021 at 1:41 pm | #

          Yeah, peanut allergies can be very severe and very dangerous.

    • Axel
      Axel
      September 25, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

      I was thinking the same. Maybe he figured she at least wouldn’t have a severe one if she eats in the caf?

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      September 25, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

      I suspect that he kept them in separate pockets.

      Also, does anyone have a recommendation for a good bread to pair with mozzarella and pepperoni? Yesterday’s sandwich discussion got me thinking about something, and any advice would be welcome.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        September 25, 2021 at 12:53 am | #

        Ciabatta bread.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          September 25, 2021 at 3:25 am | #

          Seconded. Get some good sauce in that thing and you’re in for a treat. And possibly heartburn.

        • ktbear
          ktbear
          September 25, 2021 at 3:38 am | #

          Thirded.

        • StClair
          StClair
          September 25, 2021 at 2:36 pm | #

          +1

      • HenrEek
        HenrEek
        September 25, 2021 at 5:35 am | #

        Any crusted bread should be fine.
        Other day I had mozzarella and prosciutto, with a tomato squeezed on the sides of a baguette, and it was divine.

    • Alaric
      Alaric
      September 25, 2021 at 9:15 am | #

      He said “pockets”, plural, so I suspect each sandwich was in a separate pocket.

  3. Suet
    Suet
    September 25, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Oh look a truck

    Glad we’re riverside and not driving down the road

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      September 25, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

      DANNY, SWERVE!

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      September 25, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

      Oh, it’s a truck! I guess that makes more sense than a boat. I though there might be a lake on the other side of the bridge or something.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        September 25, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

        Bloomington’s a ways inland, if I’m not mistaken. I don’t know if it’s got much of a boating culture

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      September 25, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

      I’m honestly surprised that Truck-kun isn’t tagged.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 25, 2021 at 6:37 am | #

      Act with integrity, no regrets?

  4. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    September 25, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    What’s happening with that shadow in the backgtound? Is that like a boat passing by or something?

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      September 25, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

      It’s sort of like a boat, except instead of floating on water it drives on roads

      • powerpowerpow
        powerpowerpow
        September 25, 2021 at 1:13 am | #

        Dang, so that’s one of em amphibious boats? Or is it like, a land-only boat?

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          September 25, 2021 at 2:41 am | #

          Land-only, unfortunately. Used to be you’d have a horse in front, but recent technological developments have made that obsolete, which put a lot of horses out of work

      • JA
        JA
        September 25, 2021 at 2:30 am | #

        What is this sorcery do you speak of?

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 25, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      Looks like a semi or garbage truck.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        September 25, 2021 at 12:35 am | #

        Too short for a semi … more like what is called a ‘straight truck’ or a ‘box truck’, with the cab/engine/axles/cargo box all on a single frame unit … overall length about thirty feet or so as opposed to a semi tractor with a 53-foot trailer behind it.

        • Ralph Oscar
          Ralph Oscar
          September 25, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

          *WOW* You *seriously* know your shadows!

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            September 25, 2021 at 1:55 pm | #

            Or his vehicles, in silhouette.

  5. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    September 25, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    This is so endearing and sweet and it makes me worry about what sort of absolute disaster is about to happen when we cut back to Joyce, Joe and the Clintons

  6. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    September 25, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    What does it have in its pocketses, precious?

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 25, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

      It has a peanut allergy, or a dislike of turkey.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        September 25, 2021 at 3:28 am | #

        Now I’m just picturing Biblo waving a stick with a peanut tied to the end at Galoom, instead of his funny elf dagger. It’s a marked improvement.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      September 25, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

      Should have been a couple of nice ‘taters.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        September 25, 2021 at 1:00 am | #

        What’s taters, preciousss?

        • JA
          JA
          September 25, 2021 at 2:31 am | #

          PO-TAY-TOES. Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew!

          • Sunny
            Sunny
            September 25, 2021 at 6:07 am | #

            I will grate them with carrots, feta cheese, and red onions. Then make a gratin and there is nothing you can do to stop me!

          • Keulen
            Keulen
            September 25, 2021 at 6:39 am | #

            They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!

            • Decidedly Orthogonal
              Decidedly Orthogonal
              September 25, 2021 at 7:32 pm | #

              We will not abandon our friends to suffering and torment!

  7. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    September 25, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    Danny even prepared for a peanut allergy, good on him. Personally I’d have taken the turkey sandwich but either one works. Now, are they skipping their afternoon classes as well?

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      September 25, 2021 at 12:43 am | #

      That’s kinda what I was driving at yesterday with the ‘offers Sal the less-mangled of the two’ … y’know, being galante and chivalrous and gentlemanly and thinking about others and what-all.

      Don’t have any allergies myself, so my mind never went that route, but this works too.

  8. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    September 25, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    It’s a good thing she doesn’t have a nut allergy for when he-
    Ah I’m sure you know where I’m going with that.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 25, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

      For when he surprises her with peanut butter and fudge brownies?

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        September 25, 2021 at 3:28 am | #

        Kinky.

        • I am Nothing
          I am Nothing
          September 25, 2021 at 3:59 am | #

          Fudge-tastic!

  9. A Red Balloon
    A Red Balloon
    September 25, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    It’s Peanut Butter and Jelly Time™ !!!!!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 25, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

      Fun fact, these characters were now born after that meme, and the grave yawns before us all.

      • bemisawa
        bemisawa
        September 25, 2021 at 2:19 am | #

        I’d call that *two* fun facts, really.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      September 25, 2021 at 9:06 am | #

      *Sarah appears with a baseball bat*

  10. Citizen Octopus
    Citizen Octopus
    September 25, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    Not as good as a microwave, better than a crappy dorm room toaster oven.

  11. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 25, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

    Much like my heart, Sal, minus the pockets because I wear girl pants.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 25, 2021 at 12:50 am | #

      The fact that girl pants don’t have as many options for pockets is downright despicable. Everyone has needs for pockets. I bet the pants designers and the purse makers are working together. It’s a conspiracy I tell you!

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 25, 2021 at 1:45 pm | #

        Wouldn’t shock me – my boyfriend was both shocked and outraged when he read the strip that mentioned girls don’t get real pockets.

        He was also shocked when I told him a lot of girls keep snacks in their purses. LOOK, WE’VE BEEN DENIED POCKETS, WE HAVE TO KEEP OUR GOLDFISH CRACKERS AND GRANOLA BARS *SOMEWHERE*.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      September 25, 2021 at 9:07 am | #

      ? Girls don’t get pockets ??

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        September 25, 2021 at 10:19 am | #

        Worse. They get fake pockets that can almost hold a Tic-Tacs box.

        • Geneseepaws
          Geneseepaws
          September 26, 2021 at 12:06 pm | #

          But it would ruin the lines! Those beautiful curves, without being sex goddesses on a pedestal they’d be out competing us for the good jobs. We’d have to up out games an work!

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 25, 2021 at 1:43 pm | #

        We do not. Or we get pockets that are sewn shut – or they’re sewn shut and don’t actually have anything under it so you can’t cut ’em open. Or they’re like….3 inches deep if that.

  12. Leorale
    Leorale
    September 25, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    Yeah this is my college relationship. I’m the curly-haired wildcard, minus all the trauma; he’s the nerd who literally brought sandwiches to be prepared for our adventures. He even kinda looked like Danny. Ours ended badly (on his part), but it’s still a nice blast from the past.

  13. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    September 25, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    *from the passing truck*
    –A Man of Means by no means…KING OF THE ROAD!

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 25, 2021 at 11:15 am | #

      Huh, I might have gone with Oh Yeah. But maybe I’m the only one reminded of gummies that are warm and soft from “bein’ in my pocket“.

      • StClair
        StClair
        September 25, 2021 at 2:40 pm | #

        that whole segment has managed to become even more uncomfortable (which is remarkable, really) due to later revelations.

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          September 25, 2021 at 4:04 pm | #

          If it’s any consolation, the ’87 music video for ‘Oh Yeah’ features one of the performer’s kid daughter clearly having an obviously innocent and hillarious time making the video. Making a music video may not have come about (stretching the maybe here) if the song wasn’t popularized in ‘Day Off’.
          [link provided in previous post]

  14. Spencer
    Spencer
    September 25, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    They cute.

    I need to sleep now and that’s all I can think to say.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      September 25, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

      All you need to say, Shipping Bestie.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        September 25, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

        Can I be a Shipping Bestie too? I’m kinda all in on this one.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          September 25, 2021 at 1:45 pm | #

          Yes!

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        September 25, 2021 at 8:36 am | #

        I suppose I can forgive your transgressions against JoJo.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          September 25, 2021 at 1:45 pm | #

          I still like them! But Sal’s my favourite character, so her ships get top billing. 😛

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        September 25, 2021 at 1:49 pm | #

        Wait wait, how do we sign up as shippers? Is there a form or an application process?

  15. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    September 25, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    Cute motherfuckers. I love them.

  16. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    September 25, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    Getting dangerously close to Hank Scorpio territory, but at least they were individually wrapped.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 25, 2021 at 1:51 pm | #

      Imagine how great America could’ve been if they’d just ceded the eastern seaboard to him? Instead we got a chee-toe dud.

  17. Kravis
    Kravis
    September 25, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

    So, Danny, you could say that besides the sammiches, you ALSO had some… Hot Pockets?!

    *drum roll sound effect*

    • Bobcat
      Bobcat
      September 25, 2021 at 1:05 am | #

      Luckily I did a CTRL-F for it before doing the same joke. Great minds think alike 🙂

      • Jess
        Jess
        September 25, 2021 at 9:29 am | #

        I, on the other hand, did not! Oh well, great minds and all that.

  18. John Campbell
    John Campbell
    September 25, 2021 at 12:26 am | #

    Better than purse muffins.

  19. Robbie
    Robbie
    September 25, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

    This makes me feel happy

  20. DaisyFM
    DaisyFM
    September 25, 2021 at 12:32 am | #

    It’s going to suck when Sal is recruited by the government to fight aliens.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 25, 2021 at 12:47 am | #

      Danny will wait for her, and when Sal gets home she’ll have comfort and happiness waiting for her.

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        September 25, 2021 at 1:53 pm | #

        Cozy winter nights holdin’ hands by the fire, warm summer sunsets sittin’ on the porch-swing listenin’ to the crickets. Weekly dinners with the Joeycs to keep up on everyones grand-kids.

    • EpochFlame
      EpochFlame
      September 25, 2021 at 12:50 am | #

      He’ll cheer her on.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        September 25, 2021 at 7:25 am | #

        He’ll bring sandwiches to the exciting adventures.

        • RassilonTDavros
          RassilonTDavros
          September 25, 2021 at 11:23 pm | #

          …That sounds amazing

  21. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    September 25, 2021 at 12:33 am | #

    I’m loving how wholesome these past strips have been.

  22. Ralph Oscar
    Ralph Oscar
    September 25, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

    These two are absolutely *adorable*.

  23. Jess
    Jess
    September 25, 2021 at 1:38 am | #

    I can’t put my finger on it exactly, but there’s a joke in here somewhere about Hot Pockets.

  24. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    September 25, 2021 at 2:02 am | #

    Thermo-pockets!

  25. Megan Rivera
    Megan Rivera
    September 25, 2021 at 2:03 am | #

    Sal and Danny together is like liquid serotonin to my eyeballs

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 25, 2021 at 2:04 pm | #

      Serotonin may promote functional well-being, if you want a real feeling of joy, you’re looking for dopamine. (I think, I look forward to being corrected by our resident neuro-psychiatrists and neuro-physiologists)

  26. BenRG
    BenRG
    September 25, 2021 at 2:21 am | #

    It’s a nice touch that Sal has the same ‘licking lips in anticipation’ expression as Walky.

  27. Amos Batista
    Amos Batista
    September 25, 2021 at 2:31 am | #

    it still not too late to find some secure and confortable place for yourself, Sal.

  28. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    September 25, 2021 at 2:43 am | #

    Sal is really enjoying Danny’s warm heart♡. Even Danny’s warm in general…. Time for them hugs like there is no tomorrow!

  29. Steelbright
    Steelbright
    September 25, 2021 at 2:57 am | #

    Charmingly boring/boringly charming, haha

  30. Rokku
    Rokku
    September 25, 2021 at 3:07 am | #

    POCKET SAND…IES!

    • Lieutenant Dan
      Lieutenant Dan
      September 25, 2021 at 8:49 am | #

      Pokésans.

  31. Crotonhurst
    Crotonhurst
    September 25, 2021 at 3:48 am | #

    Are pocket sandwiches better than butt tacos?

  32. pararell spade
    pararell spade
    September 25, 2021 at 4:11 am | #

    Willis will make me cry with this couple and I just don’t want anything bad to happen here. But I’m 100% sure that it will.

  33. eh, whatever
    eh, whatever
    September 25, 2021 at 4:38 am | #

    Peanuts aren’t nuts, and peanut allergy and nut allergy are two separate things – I have a nut allergy, and the smell of peanuts reminds me uncomfortably of nuts, but I’m not allergic to peanuts.

    • Androiddreams
      Androiddreams
      September 25, 2021 at 11:01 am | #

      Things i wasnt expecting to learn from the doa comments, that peanuts are actually from the pea family and a legume! Thanks, eh, whatever!

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 25, 2021 at 2:58 pm | #

        “goober peas”

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      September 25, 2021 at 1:47 pm | #

      Just because it’s botanically true hasn’t stopped peanuts from being lumped into nuts as a category by general parlance.

      You are correct though.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 25, 2021 at 2:59 pm | #

        Lots of things are botanically true, but not really relevant in culinary terms. Peanuts are peas, but we use them like nuts. Tomatoes are fruits, but we use them more like vegetables.

  34. Jeff
    Jeff
    September 25, 2021 at 6:20 am | #

    Danny isn’t Dannying it up. Color me surprised!
    (Also this is probably the cutest romance Sal has been involved in in either universe, I’m glad we’re breaking the rule of not revisiting Walkyverse relationships, because this is so cute)

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      September 25, 2021 at 2:56 pm | #

      Plenty of Walkyverse relationships have been revisited in DoA prior to this.

      The rule isn’t “No walkyverse relationships” it’s just that he doesn’t want to write them if he doesn’t have anything new to do with them.

  35. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    September 25, 2021 at 6:33 am | #

    peanut butter and jelly ? man, do they even have taste buds anymore in the US

    • dralou
      dralou
      September 25, 2021 at 6:51 am | #

      I’m from Belgium, in Europe, and I like peanut butter/blueberry jam sandwiches.

      Which… given that I also like pancakes with marshmallows and mint chocolate, probably means a whole lot less coming from me than from any other european.

    • Buli-buli
      Buli-buli
      September 25, 2021 at 8:22 am | #

      PB&J is a sandwhich staple in the USA for decades at least.

      The real question is what types of ingredients Danny used.
      That’s visibly white bread, so boo.
      Looks like grape jelly instead of strawberry, so yay.
      The real question is whether Danny used smooth or crunchy peanut butter.
      …but, given he uses white bread it is inconceivable to me he would use crunchy.

      • StClair
        StClair
        September 25, 2021 at 2:43 pm | #

        This is Danny, of course it’s white bread.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      September 25, 2021 at 8:23 am | #

      You got something against PB&J, bud?

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        September 25, 2021 at 2:06 pm | #

        They threw down the gauntlet Spencer. You got this. I got your back, at least until the ground starts looking like PB&J. Then I may get distracted.

  36. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 25, 2021 at 6:39 am | #

    D’awwww

  37. Keulen
    Keulen
    September 25, 2021 at 6:42 am | #

    This ship keeps getting more and more adorable. Which makes me more and more worried that Willis will sink it soon.

  38. Keulen
    Keulen
    September 25, 2021 at 6:44 am | #

    DoA Book 12: Surprisingly Warm

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      September 25, 2021 at 8:27 am | #

      Well not soon like in a few months, but it wouldn’t be DoA if there wasn’t drama.

      I think most of their interactions will be like this for a while to establish their status quo, and then we’ll get the drama bombs where Sal and Danny have to struggle with staying together.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 25, 2021 at 2:07 pm | #

      DoA Slipshine Book 1: Surprisingly Warm

  39. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    September 25, 2021 at 9:09 am | #

    This past week has been beautiful.

    I’m firmly on the side of the commenters who are dreading what Willis is going to pull to ruin this. I don’t know what it will be, but I know it will be horrible.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      September 25, 2021 at 9:17 am | #

      Everyone’s gonna be a dick to Sal for dating some dork so Danny will become a motorcycle rebel

  40. Jinx
    Jinx
    September 25, 2021 at 9:10 am | #

    Grrr! Fanduel ad covers a quarter of the page everytime I load the comic, with no close option. >:-(

  41. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    September 25, 2021 at 9:52 am | #

    Radar: “Your lunch, sir.”

    Col. Potter: “Cold Spam on dry bread?”

    Radar: “The kitchen’s all packed up for the bug-out, sir.”

    Potter: “Bug-out, my butt. Tell the mess sergeant to get that kitchen back in order. We’re not bugging out.”

    [Time passes]

    Radar: “Here you are, sir.” *Hands Col. Potter the sandwich*

    Potter: “Seems to me I’ve seen that Spam before.”

    Radar: “But it’s warm now.”

    Potter: “Got the stove set up?”

    Radar: “Kept it under my arm.”

    Potter: “Pass.”

    – MASH Season 5 Episode 1, “Bug Out”
    (I’d link to a clip but I can’t find it on YouTube.)

  42. Alan in DC
    Alan in DC
    September 25, 2021 at 10:39 am | #

    “Hot Pockets” would gave been the obvious gag, but Nestle would have filed suit.

  43. Androiddreams
    Androiddreams
    September 25, 2021 at 10:56 am | #

    Suprisingly wholesome adventures in dating

  44. Borg
    Borg
    September 25, 2021 at 12:39 pm | #

    You mean in case she had a peanut allergy, Danny.

    Although admittedly it’s not unheard of to find nuts where peanuts are supposed to be.

  45. GLaDOS
    GLaDOS
    September 25, 2021 at 1:31 pm | #

    TV’s Frank : Say, you know, it’s been two hours, but it’s still pretty warm.
    [Frank and Dr Forrester look at each other, and spit out the pizza they’re eating.]
    Torgo: ThEy AlWaYs Do ThAt.

  46. Solace
    Solace
    September 25, 2021 at 1:42 pm | #

    So sweet

  47. Minomelo
    Minomelo
    September 25, 2021 at 3:07 pm | #

    What kind of student just has turkey on hand?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 25, 2021 at 6:41 pm | #

      The kind who remembers there’s a world beyond campus, where grocery stores still exist. Maybe Danny bought bread and lunch meat at Target.

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      September 25, 2021 at 10:17 pm | #

      I’m not a huge fan of turkey, myself, but when I was in college, I always had the makings for ham sandwiches in my room. That was pretty much what I lived on a lot of the time… our food service was terrible — it was, no kidding, ruled to be cruel and unusual punishment to serve to prisoners — and my first year on campus the nearest fast food was half an hour away across state lines.

      They built a McDonald’s in town over the summer, and my second year, on any given night, you could find about half of campus there, because it was so much better than the stuff the cafeteria was alleging to be food…

    • khn0
      khn0
      September 28, 2021 at 3:44 am | #

      a sincere question. isn’t there a sort of collective kitchen in dorms? We have that here, and people sharing a dorm often have the occasion to cook and share a meal (more than often if there are african students at your dorm level).

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