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September 20, 2023

Prepared

by David M Willis on August 30, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Sister, Christian

└ Tags: joyce, liz, sarah

Discussion (192) ¬

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    August 30, 2021 at 12:03 am | #

    A NEW CHALLENGERCHARACTER APPEARS!

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      August 30, 2021 at 12:03 am | #

      Sarah has seen ALL THE SHIT

      • Nono
        Nono
        August 30, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

        Depending on how many years apart, Sarah may literally have seen Liz poop herself.

        • Miri
          Miri
          August 30, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

          Or been in a bathtub/paddling pool together when she pooped.

          I’m not intending to ask my nearly-7 year old if she remembers her 3.5 year old sister doing this… Well, maybe if the toddler pulls this one on them at some point… 😉

          • Lanie
            Lanie
            August 30, 2021 at 9:02 am | #

            I dunno, Miri, I still remember my 8 year old self jumping right on out of the wading pool when my nearly 3 year old brother was having too much fun to bother getting out to go to the bathroom and instead just let his turd float free. I think he’d prefer I didn’t remember, but that memory is pretty imprinted. I’d be prepared to wager your older child remembers too! 😂

            • Maja!
              Maja!
              August 30, 2021 at 8:30 pm | #

              Me and my brother bathed together until I was maybe 9 and he was 7 and the reason I began bathing alone was that he – still at that age – would poop in the water without even telling me. I’ll never forget…

        • Dr. T
          Dr. T
          August 30, 2021 at 12:56 am | #

          To be fair, there are plenty of people in Indiana pooping themselves right now (it’s part of how deworming drugs work), though it’s far more common in states farther south.

          • Dr. T
            Dr. T
            August 30, 2021 at 12:57 am | #

            I’m just saying that there are plenty of young adults considering Depends right now.

          • Thag Simmons
            Thag Simmons
            August 30, 2021 at 1:07 am | #

            God that Ivermectin shit is the dumbest possible twist to the anti-vaxx saga, to the point where I feel like it had to have originated as a joke or a troll that idiots started taking serious.

            Like, the people who lambast people as ‘sheep’ for taking a tested and proven vaccine are literally taking a fucking dewormer meant for literal livestock that does have all the nasty side effects they think the covid jab has. If you wrote that into a story, people would laugh in your face.

            • Wagstaff
              Wagstaff
              August 30, 2021 at 1:12 am | #

              Do you think there are gonna BE any anti-vaxxers left after this pandemic is over?

              • Thag Simmons
                Thag Simmons
                August 30, 2021 at 1:22 am | #

                Yeah. Less of them perhaps, but this sort of social contagion is durable.

              • King Daniel
                King Daniel
                August 30, 2021 at 1:28 am | #

                There were anti-vaxxers 70 years ago (there were even newspaper comics mocking them even back then), there will probably be anti-vaxxers 70 years from now as well.

                • Thag Simmons
                  Thag Simmons
                  August 30, 2021 at 1:37 am | #

                  I don’t think it was really a contiguous movement pre-Wakefield. The MMR debacle kinda consolidated a bunch of fringe elements and gave them enough mainstream attention to draw in new recruits.

                • butting
                  butting
                  August 30, 2021 at 2:29 am | #

                  Even futher: The Root’s Michael Harriot has posted a thread on twitter listing antivax outbreaks in 1706, 1806, 1906, and then Wakefield in 1998 rolling on to today. Every hundred years, almost like clockwork.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  August 30, 2021 at 2:44 am | #

                  They’ve been around as long as we’ve had vaccines. Benjamin Franklin argued with them.

                • Masumi
                  Masumi
                  August 30, 2021 at 2:58 am | #

                  * Benjamin Franklin was one. Until his son died of smallpox and he changed his mind.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  August 30, 2021 at 4:30 am | #

                  Fair enough. I only read his comments after the fact. It boiled down to ‘I hear parents say they’d never forgive themselves if the child died of the vaccine – trust me, it might be the same either way.’

                • Wagstaff
                  Wagstaff
                  August 30, 2021 at 3:16 pm | #

                  But those same parents would also be willing to forgive themselves if they let their child die of a virus when they could have easily prevented it with a vaccine?

                  ” WELCOME TO THE DAMNED HUMAN RACE! “

                  — Mark Twain

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  August 30, 2021 at 9:13 pm | #

                  Well, at the time, the vaccine DID give the patient the virus. It was just a milder form of the virus that was less likely to kill you. “Less likely” doesn’t mean impossible. So, in this case, you were gonna get the virus either way. BUT as Franklin pointed out, if they catch it naturally and die, you’d end up regretting it anyway. So he urged people to give it to their children via vaccine so it would be less likely to kill them.

                  And eventually a later vaccine came out that DIDN’T give you the virus and people who were vaccinating switched to that one.

                • Masumi
                  Masumi
                  August 31, 2021 at 10:27 am | #

                  ooo, that’s cool to know!

            • Geneseepaws
              Geneseepaws
              August 30, 2021 at 1:17 am | #

              I thought Ivermectin was that burgh in Scotland?

            • JA
              JA
              August 30, 2021 at 10:53 pm | #

              And the people taking the dewormer are most likely the same people who made a huge deal out of like 10 kids eating Tide pods a few years ago…

          • deliverything
            deliverything
            August 30, 2021 at 2:05 am | #

            This might not be entirely a bad thing – people do say these antivax types are full of shit, so maybe a little emptying would be beneficial.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            August 30, 2021 at 2:45 am | #

            They’re also shedding parts of their intestines, Jesus.

            • hof1991
              hof1991
              August 30, 2021 at 8:52 am | #

              And they’re convinced that the strips of their intestines they are pooping out are worms. That it’s a good thing that one should do more of.

              • Needfuldoer
                Needfuldoer
                August 30, 2021 at 9:02 am | #

                Hasn’t that been a ‘thing’ in quack medicine for a while? I thought they used some household cleaner like bleach to trigger that response so they could claim they were “detoxifying” the bowels or something ridiculous.

                At least the nonsense “detoxifying” foot baths just turn their water brown by rusting a steel anode.

              • Delicious Taffy
                Delicious Taffy
                August 30, 2021 at 1:16 pm | #

                A few years back, I stumbled across a dieting forum of some sort, dedicated to pushing a diet of literally rotten cabbage in salt water. They insisted it was a cure-all, anyone who questioned it got banned on the spot, and they were posting pictures.

                [The Gross Part – Nasty Warning]
                This one regular posted a photo of herself holding up some disgusting mass of cabbage and something suspiciously fleshy-looking, and said something to the effect of “I’m not sure why but this came out and I feel a weird numbness in my guts now.” And multiple people assured her it was normal and a good thing. This seems about on par with that.

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              August 30, 2021 at 1:10 pm | #

              There really is no floor to this fucking idiocy, and they’re dragging us all down with them. But I’m not allowed to be happy when their stupidity kills them, because it’s “bad form” or whatever.

    • AbacusWizard
      AbacusWizard
      August 30, 2021 at 12:35 am | #

      PLAYER 2 READY

  2. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    August 30, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    Are we finally gonna learn something about Sarah!!???!!!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      August 30, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

      I mean, we know the name of her vibrator, what more is there?

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        August 30, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

        That her Nana gave her a vibrator?

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      August 30, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      We’ve learned plenty about Sarah. But now we get to learn *more*.

      Sa-rah! Sa-rah! Sa-rah!

      • StClair
        StClair
        August 30, 2021 at 1:17 am | #

        Storms are brewing in her eyes.

        • GeekRyuu
          GeekRyuu
          August 30, 2021 at 7:48 pm | #

          Well, no time is a good time for goodbyes, y’know.

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            August 30, 2021 at 10:55 pm | #

            Well…. if Willis wants Liz to remain true to form, tonight’s comic would be a *great* time for goodbyes.

  3. Wagstaff
    Wagstaff
    August 30, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    Looks like we just discovered the identity of the Sister Christian!

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      August 30, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      Well, one at least.

      This could be a [iconic example of title that could refer to multiple things] situation where the title has multiple potential meanings.

      • Wagstaff
        Wagstaff
        August 30, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

        Has that also happened with other chapters?

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          August 30, 2021 at 12:37 am | #

          I think it depends. I’d say ‘that Perfect Girl’ is appropriate for multiple ongoing threads in that chapter, even though Carla is the one who actually says the line.

      • MatthewTheLucky
        MatthewTheLucky
        August 30, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

        “Sister, Christian roommate. Christian roommate, sister. Introductions done.”

        • Norah
          Norah
          August 30, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

          But Sarah knows that her roommate is no longer a Christian. Maybe Liz is a Christian?

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            August 30, 2021 at 1:06 am | #

            Sarah also knows Joyce is in the closet and you don’t out people who don’t want to be out.

    • Sombrero
      Sombrero
      August 30, 2021 at 5:09 am | #

      Nah, the storyline will be about Amber becoming a born-again Christian. This is just a decoy.

      • Wagstaff
        Wagstaff
        August 30, 2021 at 3:22 pm | #

        The ironic part is that the baptism process may very well result in disassociative identities like Amber’s Amazigirl through trauma, thereby providing indoctrinators with confirmation of its effectiveness.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          August 30, 2021 at 6:00 pm | #

          Are you suggesting that baptism causes Dissociative Identity Disorder?

          Like, I know I’ve gone off on you a lot, but this just seems like it’s not up for interpretation. What the hell are you saying?

          • Wagstaff
            Wagstaff
            August 30, 2021 at 7:35 pm | #

            Where I’m coming from is that at least historically, the baptism process was supposed to destroy the soul so that a completely new one, free of sin, would be regenerated in its place. This was taken to be such a dramatic transformation experience that it was referred to as being “born-again”.

            The process emphasized humiliating the individual, having them learn that they were totally helpless to break free of their sinful nature, and that only God would be able to save them from eternal torture. From there they were supposed to just wait for Jesus to come in and regenerate their souls, as nothing else would be an acceptable substitute.

            To have an unbearable threat looming over one like that, without any conceivable means of escape, would likely be traumatic for the individual, especially at an early age.

            This may lead to a wide diversity of both voluntary and involuntary maladaptive coping mechanisms, of which Disassociative Identity Disorder is one.

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              August 30, 2021 at 9:09 pm | #

              Look I’m just going to come at this honestly, can you please never talk about anything relating to mental health and its studies beyond your personal experience ever again?

              Because you say shit like this all the time, and you say it with full confidence with no regard for what your words mean. You just throw shit out and anyone who has a problem with it is just expected to argue with you until the end of time because “you learn from peer review” or whatever., except you’ve never once in the months you’ve been here changed or modified the slightest belief you’ve had and certainly not since the last time you said something outrageously stupid like “well if you think the afterlife is real maybe we should just kill ourselves.”

              Like the theology shit’s just whatever to me, it’s not my beef so I don’t think I’m allowed to raise as much of a fuss I have been, but for the love of god do not try and discuss the origins of complex mental disorders with your pop psych bullshit because I can assure you are speaking with absolutely zero knowledge or authority on anything you are talking about.

              • David M Willis
                David M Willis
                August 30, 2021 at 9:15 pm | #

                cosigned

              • Wagstaff
                Wagstaff
                August 30, 2021 at 10:44 pm | #

                Just for the record, it has been confirmed thus far that a likely cause of DID is childhood trauma.

                But fine. Seeing that psychology is hardly an exact science yet and how much it’s been changing (not to mention the replicatability crisis within the field I’ve been hearing about), I shall refrain from naming specific, professionally recognized mental disorders.

                After all, looking ahead, it’s unlikely that the current categories of mental disorders and their definitions and diagnostics are gonna stay relevant for very long.

  4. sultryglebe
    sultryglebe
    August 30, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    (Amazi-Girl voice): She’s Sarah.

  5. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    August 30, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    😳….Liz is kind of cute- Though I got to wonder if she’s even 18 yet, and then I got to realize that I myself am 26 now and I’ve been reading Willises stuff sense I was 17.

    • Nono
      Nono
      August 30, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

      I wonder if the cross eyed look is intentional.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        August 30, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

        I think it’s 2D shorthand for the character looking straight ahead.

        • Ryek Hvek
          Ryek Hvek
          August 30, 2021 at 1:26 pm | #

          or having a part-time gig over at Dragonball-Z

    • Johan
      Johan
      August 30, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

      Been reading this comic since I was a hs senior in 2010 so I get ya.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        August 30, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

        I didn’t get into DoA until after my final disastrous attempt at uni, but I also graduated high school in 2010 so when Sal’s new haircut was unfurled…

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 30, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

      Same except a year off. 17-27.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      August 30, 2021 at 8:56 am | #

      Good, so I’m not the only one who think Liz is cute.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      August 30, 2021 at 9:09 am | #

      17-year-old me stumbled on It’s Walky! around 2004, but got scared off by all the backstory. A few years later I found Shortpacked! and read it through from the beginning. I’ve been reading DoA since day 1.

      [Saving Private Ryan aging sequence GIF goes here]

    • zee
      zee
      August 30, 2021 at 1:01 pm | #

      I’ve been reading since i was 13. It’s still kind of a pill that I’m now older than most of the cast and (hopefully) graduating in a year while they’re still first years .-.

    • mrnoidea
      mrnoidea
      August 30, 2021 at 5:02 pm | #

      26 here! But I didn’t get into reading Willis comics until late in the game — 2018, or 3 years ago.

  6. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    August 30, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Hank: Joyce, your major is Early Childhood Education, why are you saying you need 10 years of schooling?

    Joyce: Because I’ve got at least another six volu- I mean I really want to do post-grad studies!

  7. Nono
    Nono
    August 30, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    Okay, I’m very on board with this storyline.

    I like Liz’s design.

    • Clif
      Clif
      August 30, 2021 at 1:10 am | #

      Wait till you see the design for her boyfriend, Jimmy Wilso.
      n.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 30, 2021 at 9:10 am | #

        I thought his name was Jon.

  8. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    August 30, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    …I was joking when I predicted this, but I’m not disappointed!

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      August 30, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

      …I think this might be the single longest gap between appearances for any character in the entire Walky-slash-Dumbi-verse. 22, almost 23 years since her sole Roomies! appearance.

      Considering the way Joyce regards Sarah as the big sister she (thinks that she) never had, seeing her interact with Liz should be a lot of fun. And by “fun” I mean “there will almost certainly be tears.”

      • Lingo
        Lingo
        August 30, 2021 at 12:36 am | #

        Oh dang. Good catch, thought this was a brand-new character!

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          August 30, 2021 at 12:37 am | #

          She might as well be.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        August 30, 2021 at 8:58 am | #

        It’s been so long since her last appearance that I forgot she existed in the Walkyverse.

  9. Blibdoolpoolp
    Blibdoolpoolp
    August 30, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    Well then, I hadn’t seen that coming but I am not too sure that I have anything against it either. Sarah always took me for an only child.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      August 30, 2021 at 2:29 pm | #

      Sarah assume you were an only child? Was she wrong? And this is key, the most important, do your kid siblings play together?

  10. Nono
    Nono
    August 30, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    So, when Sarah said her Nana got her a vibrator, now I’m all “this isn’t a weird family tradition, is it?”

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      August 30, 2021 at 2:30 pm | #

      Don’t shame others! Shame!

      • Clif
        Clif
        August 30, 2021 at 11:33 pm | #

        Um.

  11. Jenn
    Jenn
    August 30, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Oh hey, I don’t think I knew Sarah had a sister. That’s cool!

    Also I really hope this doesn’t mean Jocelyne isn’t one of the focuses in this chapter 🙁

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      August 30, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

      To be fair, Liz had all of exactly one appearance in the Walkyverse…back in the Roomies! era.

  12. BBCC
    BBCC
    August 30, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    YAY! Hi, Liz!

  13. General Tekno
    General Tekno
    August 30, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    Genuinely curious if Willis was a Walky or a Joyce when he first pitched his college newspaper comic, as far as how planned out stuff was.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      August 30, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

      Definitely a Joyce. Some of these characters go back to like, him in kindergarten.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 30, 2021 at 8:05 am | #

        Maybe. The characters go back, but he was repurposing them for a more generic college strip. Has he ever said how much of a plan there was from the start?
        Obviously the alien stuff get drawn in relatively quickly, though kind of left as unexplained weirdness until It’s Walky! got going

        • Clif
          Clif
          August 30, 2021 at 10:55 am | #

          Yes, this is why I have hopes for the rooms at the end of the hall.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          August 30, 2021 at 9:26 pm | #

          He said he knew in broad strokes what was going to happen up until Becky came out at least (by which point he’d come up with more, obviously), but he doesn’t work with charts or outlines or, I’d imagine, binders. And a few major changes happened early on – Dorothy wasn’t intended to become a main character. She was originally just going to dump Danny and leave and that obviously impacts plenty of that original plan.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            August 30, 2021 at 10:39 pm | #

            I was thinking of his original plans with Roomies! when he started it as a college strip.

  14. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    August 30, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    I’d quite Abed, but Sarah seems to need no help reacting to this.

  15. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    August 30, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

    Liz seems like an interesting character.

  16. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    August 30, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    You know I’m actually really conflicted right now. Joyce is very clearly the one most prepared for this comic gig. But I kind of think Walky should get the job. I’d definitely hire Joyce over him though. There’s no real argument to justify Walky getting it over her. Joyce has put way more thought and energy and her setup comes off way more professional. I’d never have to worry about a strip coming in on time. I don’t know.

    • Devin
      Devin
      August 30, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

      Just out of curiosity, why do you think Walky should get the job?

      • Nono
        Nono
        August 30, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

        If it’s a ‘I’m just looking to fill the slot’ position, Joyce could be very exhausting as an employee to deal with. Especially if she extends her ‘Organization’ to ‘suggestions about the rest of the paper’.

        Not saying that’s the case here, but I can see it.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        August 30, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

        This is pretty much the first thing he’s actually shown a legitimate interest in pursuing beyond cartoons. Dude has no real interests beyond fast food and entertainment media. So it was kind of refreshing to actually see him put effort into something out of his own interest. There are few more characters we don’t know much about in that regard…like Joe. If he ever decides to actively work toward something beyond sex and working out I’ll be very interested.

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          August 30, 2021 at 3:17 pm | #

          Like being a decent, supportive friend to Joyce?

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          August 30, 2021 at 3:42 pm | #

          How long is he going to be interested in doing it when he finds out it takes effort?

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          August 30, 2021 at 5:57 pm | #

          …Wait Joe? Did you miss the entire last chapter?

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            August 30, 2021 at 9:28 pm | #

            I’m assuming Sirksome meant ‘working towards something’ as in professional/academic/hobby type pursuits, not necessarily personal ones.

    • MrSmith
      MrSmith
      August 30, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

      Easy decision really, which one isn’t going to let you down. Which one is ready to go. Which one is prepared.

      Joyce wins hands down

    • woobie
      woobie
      August 30, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

      Which one will draw more readers is the main criterion.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        August 30, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

        That’s subjective though. And in fact it’s based almost entirely on what Daisy will think draws in more readers and not actually what would be more popoular because that’s impossible to know unless she decides to run some sort of readers vote competition thing which also seems like way more work than she’d want on this.

        • Clif
          Clif
          August 30, 2021 at 1:27 am | #

          Walky will draw plenty of readers. All of them being kicked.

      • MrSmith
        MrSmith
        August 30, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

        That and meeting the deadline

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        August 30, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

        it’s a college newspaper in [CURRENT YEAR]. I don’t think any comic is going to draw in readers

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          August 30, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

          I assume there’s a website or app or something, but it would be really funny if suddenly got super real and Daisy was like “Nobody reads the newspaper.” and the whole thing is cancelled because they’re out of business.

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            August 30, 2021 at 3:19 pm | #

            It’s a college paper. It never had readers.

    • Reaver
      Reaver
      August 30, 2021 at 12:49 am | #

      Sounds like the kind of crappy excuse someone gives an incompetent person to become a manager instead of a competent one tbh.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      August 30, 2021 at 1:03 am | #

      I feel like if Walky doesn’t get the gig he’ll stop making his comic, whereas with Joyce if the newspaper won’t take her, she’ll just start self-publishing online.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 30, 2021 at 9:16 am | #

        But who’s going to read comics that are exclusively distributed online?

    • Mendel
      Mendel
      August 30, 2021 at 1:22 am | #

      Joyce’s strip will never be topical. Her characters won’t say “fuck”. If the strip, as she has designed it, doesn’t fit the paper (or the editor), the only response will be to reject it, because Joyce doesn’t look coachable.

      I mean, the 3-binder-approach is probably how “Dumbing of Age” gets made, and we’re all reading it (obviously), so I’m not dissing that. Joyce’s experience might reflect Willis’s endeavours to ge a comic placed, so it’s going to be interesting to see unfold.

    • RacingTurtle
      RacingTurtle
      August 30, 2021 at 3:17 am | #

      Same. Like, I don’t necessarily think Walky “should” get the job in-universe, but I really want to read more of Walky the Cartoonist, so I hope he gets the job.

      • Clif
        Clif
        August 30, 2021 at 11:01 am | #

        My college was running four comics back in the 60s. I kind of doubt two comic strips would break the bank.

        • Clif
          Clif
          August 30, 2021 at 11:12 am | #

          Not that I was a college student in the 60s, but I got my drivers license in high school and they were bringing in speakers like Arthur C. Clark at the University. So that was the earliest I saw the campus paper. The last was in the late 2000s and they were still running four student strips I believe. Somewhere in there they had some kind of deal where they ran Dunesberry for a couple of years which ate up one of the student comics.

        • Devin
          Devin
          August 30, 2021 at 2:02 pm | #

          Sure, but it’s page space. Right now in their format they’ve allocated space for one comic. If they add another, they have to take space away from something else, and Daisy doesn’t seem to be very enthusiastic about comics in the paper.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            August 30, 2021 at 9:37 pm | #

            There were four last semester so I’m guessing people graduated and Daisy wanted to use the space for more ads.

  17. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    August 30, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    In honor of the occasion, I here present Liz Clinton’s only appearance in the entire Walkyverse.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      August 30, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

      Seems to have been aged up a few years, also (understandably) made less of a Sarah clone in terms of visuals.

  18. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    August 30, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Joyce: I’m sorry, the position of Little Sis has already been filled. Bye! *triangle smile as she slams the door*

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      August 30, 2021 at 9:17 am | #

      Take your pretend upvote.

      +1

  19. MrSmith
    MrSmith
    August 30, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    Not having any idea of how college newspapers work I’d hire Joyce also this new storyline looks a lot better than the Walkys a slob storyline

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      August 30, 2021 at 12:58 am | #

      I also predict Joyce getting the job, but it’s got more to do with Daisy’s unquenchable thirst as opposed to any other criteria.

      • MrSmith
        MrSmith
        August 30, 2021 at 1:19 am | #

        There is that, fortunately it means the best person for the position gets the job (as it should be) and Walky can start learning that he doesn’t get everything he wants

  20. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    August 30, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    *re-reads past posts* Nah, don’t ask me about reggae. All I know about that came from PBS and maybe NPR’s Fresh Air program.

    • Clif
      Clif
      August 30, 2021 at 1:35 am | #

      Red Red Wine.

      • Clif
        Clif
        August 30, 2021 at 11:16 am | #

        Technically pop-reggae, but still.

        • Stephen Bierce
          Stephen Bierce
          August 30, 2021 at 2:39 pm | #

          Not a bad one. I include UB40’s version on my “Re-Decade” playlist.

  21. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    August 30, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

    Sarah always struck me as an only child, mostly because of the whole “Big Sis/Little Sis” thing.

    Things are gonna get weird.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      August 30, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

      Oh, I’m betting things will get very awkward.

    • Smooti
      Smooti
      August 30, 2021 at 9:04 am | #

      Sarah gives off very “bigger sister who had to grow up too fast” vibes to me.

  22. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    August 30, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

    Oh Sarah, I fucking love you and your attitude. Teach me your ways. Then I’ll ask Carla how to improve, which probably entails being more like her.

  23. Warcodered
    Warcodered
    August 30, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

    Man I’m going to be sad if Joyce doesn’t get the job she just tried/worked at it way harder than Walky.

    • ADLegend21
      ADLegend21
      August 30, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

      didn’t she only want it because Walky wanted it and she thought she’d be better at it than him?

      • MrSmith
        MrSmith
        August 30, 2021 at 12:36 am | #

        She’s put in the effort though

        • ADLegend21
          ADLegend21
          August 30, 2021 at 4:18 am | #

          she’s just porting her friend fic from text to comic strip. Walky came up with an original idea that even Joyce thought was good.

          • MrSmith
            MrSmith
            August 30, 2021 at 5:03 am | #

            Joyce can show she can put weeks (months) of strips together, how long can Walky sustain a gag a day

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              August 30, 2021 at 9:20 am | #

              It’s literally a gag every day.

              • ADLegend21
                ADLegend21
                August 30, 2021 at 4:37 pm | #

                yeah, every day. I hope Walky gets it because it feels like Joyce just wants to take something he wanted from him.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        August 30, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

        She found out about it from Walky, but she’s clearly passionate about it for her own reasons. Note that she already had characters and plot stuff in mind, while Walky quickly brainstormed a fairly simple comic in a few days.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          August 31, 2021 at 5:19 pm | #

          Maybe she could just post it as a webcomic???

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      August 30, 2021 at 9:05 am | #

      On the other hand, while she’s clearly put a lot of thought and depth into it, does she have it in a form that works for a daily comic? It could be the first months of her grand plan are exposition and set up with the pay off coming far down the road.

      Especially when looking at something like a daily comic strip, epic ambitions aren’t always superior. A simple daily gag strip may be limiting in the end, but at least it works on a daily basis.

      • Alex
        Alex
        August 30, 2021 at 2:00 pm | #

        The strips we actually saw were awful, too. She put a lot of work into it but this is a girl who’s had limited exposure to comics and popular media.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        August 30, 2021 at 9:47 pm | #

        Speaking of comic strips – this IS one. Does the comic job open more character and story possibilities for Walky or Joyce? To me, it seems like something that would, character wise, benefit Walky more. It gives him something to do, he can try to become a more responsible and committed person, etc. Joyce already has so many story hooks going – new atheism, the Jocelyn shoe could drop soon, her parents divorcing, a romance with Joe, whatever’s gonna go on with Sarah’s sister, her tiptoeing around Becky, etc. The only thing Walky has going on right now is his relationship with Lucy and his issues with his parents. Maaaybe something with Mike will come up.

        • ADLegend21
          ADLegend21
          August 30, 2021 at 11:02 pm | #

          exactly, there’s so much going on with Joyce. Walky should have something.

  24. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    August 30, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

    She cute <3

    • newlland(Henryvolt)
      newlland(Henryvolt)
      August 30, 2021 at 1:12 am | #

      Oh definitely. 😍

  25. Meagan
    Meagan
    August 30, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

    Is Liz a totally new character who wasn’t in the other ‘verse?

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      August 30, 2021 at 12:32 am | #

      She had a grand total of one appearance in the original continuity.

      So, effectively yes.

      • powerpowerpow
        powerpowerpow
        August 30, 2021 at 1:45 am | #

        So, yes and no?

        I must confess, I started reading DoA around two years ago, shortly before the uh, “Mike drop.” I never read anything from the Walkyverse so I miss out on a lot of the in-jokes and stuff. But I get the impression that Willis often brings in underutilized characters and does completely new stuff with them, yeah?

        Like, everyone seemed to be thinking Booster is a new addition, but apparently they used to be a stick or some shit? That’s like, wild man.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          August 30, 2021 at 2:37 am | #

          Yeah, Willis brings in lots of older folks, and occasionally concepts (like the Power Booster Rod that seems to have inspired Booster).

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          August 30, 2021 at 9:29 am | #

          There are a bunch of jokes and references like that.

          Carla’s Walkyverse counterpart is Ultra Car, an artificial intelligence that was originally a red SUV, then a red hatchback, before she finally got a humanoid chassis (which Carla’s character design draws from heavily). She’s also one of the first characters, created back in grade school.

          Joyce’s indifference about Danny is a running gag because back in the Walkyverse she and Sal fought over him as a love interest.

          Barb, the bartender at Galasso’s, was buried in the background layer of an old con poster.

          And that’s just what’s in the comic, never mind all the references we pull in the comments like “act with integrity” and “best I could do”.

          All the old comics are up on itswalky.com, but there are a lot of them. Joyce’s comics are basically a parody/pastiche of Roomies!, but the actual “secret government entity full of superpowered humans fighting aliens” story gets underway with It’s Walky!.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            August 30, 2021 at 10:47 am | #

            Though there’s connections to the “secret government entity full of superpowered humans fighting aliens” story fairly early on in Roomies!. That do quite a bit to set up some of the stuff that happens later.

          • Meagan
            Meagan
            August 31, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

            I’ve read quite a bit of the old comics, I think all the way through Roomies and started on It’s Walky. So I do get some of the jokes now, but the plots from the other verse just aren’t very clear in my brain because a) I started reading this first and b) a lot of that early art isn’t as engaging. Not trying to be mean, I’m sure he knows.

  26. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    August 30, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

    Sarah has a Sister! I can’t wait for her to be the happy person Joyce sees so much of herself in and for Sarah to then possibly get envious.

  27. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    August 30, 2021 at 12:44 am | #

    Ooh, lore time.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      August 30, 2021 at 9:30 am | #

      You mean Liz is evil and wants to take over Sarah’s role in the comic?

      Trust Data, not Lore.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        August 31, 2021 at 5:22 pm | #

        You went in a direction I was most definitely not expecting. Good job.

  28. carms
    carms
    August 30, 2021 at 1:02 am | #

    OMG

  29. Bagge
    Bagge
    August 30, 2021 at 1:04 am | #

    WHUUUUT?

  30. Ava-Ann
    Ava-Ann
    August 30, 2021 at 1:16 am | #

    Ooh, pretty.

    I was never 100% sure if Sarah’s hair was supposed to locs or twists or curls but I think I can rule out curls.

    Pleasedontbetheevilpromiscuousdarkskinnedtrope

    • Meagan
      Meagan
      August 31, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

      I kinda got the impression her hair style shifted over the time jump, not just in length.

  31. Clif
    Clif
    August 30, 2021 at 1:38 am | #

    Good save, Sarah.

  32. Tawnee
    Tawnee
    August 30, 2021 at 2:06 am | #

    I love Sarah. If Carla didn’t exist, she’d be the best thing in this strip.

  33. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    August 30, 2021 at 2:08 am | #

    No way, Sarah’s sister??? I never thought we’d see Liz!

  34. PiotrW
    PiotrW
    August 30, 2021 at 2:10 am | #

    Is Sarah paraphrasing Thufir Hawat? It seems like Willis is looking for the Dune movie, too…

  35. Sporky
    Sporky
    August 30, 2021 at 2:10 am | #

    Her role in the Walkyverse is so minor that I thought she was a brand-new character for a second, LOL.

  36. spookyfox
    spookyfox
    August 30, 2021 at 3:01 am | #

    if we learned anything from diary of a wimpy kid walky is going to land the cartoonist job

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      August 30, 2021 at 3:15 am | #

      Haha, I don’t get it

  37. RacingTurtle
    RacingTurtle
    August 30, 2021 at 3:06 am | #

    I am so excited for Sarah Story!

  38. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    August 30, 2021 at 3:20 am | #

    The calm before the storm. Sarah will surely be devastated by her sister visit. She seems so positive and happy… there’s no way Liz won’t change the perception of Sarah that everyone has! I really hope Joyce will get the job. But it’s easier for a newspaper to pick up a one-day gag strip than one with a long history going on day after day.

  39. GUIGUI
    GUIGUI
    August 30, 2021 at 4:15 am | #

    Who ever win, it will be a version of willis who win.

  40. Wendy
    Wendy
    August 30, 2021 at 6:38 am | #

    She is so cute I love her immediately

    • egg egg
      egg egg
      August 30, 2021 at 10:04 am | #

      I’ve only had Liz for a comic strip but if anything ever happened to her I would forget the ending of this brooklyn 99 meme because its too early in the morning.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        August 30, 2021 at 10:36 am | #

        “…kill everyone in this room and then myself.” I may not have the exact quote.

  41. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    August 30, 2021 at 7:07 am | #

    Joyce has competition

  42. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    August 30, 2021 at 8:00 am | #

    Does the chapter title refer to anything but that Night Ranger song?

    I’m older than Willis, and remember this song when it was new. Let’s just say that for some of us, time has not improved it. (And that’s not because I had some Catholic schooling and knew Christian girls and have been agnostic for a long time. It’s just a bleh song.)

  43. Megan Rivera
    Megan Rivera
    August 30, 2021 at 8:16 am | #

    Gosh I freaking love Sarah. She’s so pretty! ♥

  44. Eldritchy
    Eldritchy
    August 30, 2021 at 8:22 am | #

    Poor Sarah, trapped between two sunshines.

  45. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    August 30, 2021 at 8:58 am | #

    [Professor-Farnsworth-ah-beuh-wah.wav]

  46. Smooti
    Smooti
    August 30, 2021 at 9:37 am | #

    Chances of Joyce getting a little jealous of Liz: high
    Chances of Joyce and Liz ultimately becoming very good friends after said jealousy subsides: also high
    Chances of Sarah getting annoyed at this: already happening

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      August 30, 2021 at 1:10 pm | #

      And I can’t WAIT.

  47. bcb
    bcb
    August 30, 2021 at 9:38 am | #

    NEW CHARACTER!
    I was not prepared:)

  48. Alex
    Alex
    August 30, 2021 at 10:38 am | #

    This is not the sister we were all expecting.

  49. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    August 30, 2021 at 10:51 am | #

    *Sarah looks at calendar*

    Are we having ANOTHER Freshman Family Weekend??

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      August 30, 2021 at 1:13 pm | #

      Can’t be! Sarah’s a SOPHOMORE! (Not that that stopped Howard from showing up for Ruth but that was apparently for the Big Game/socially acceptable excuse to get away from Clint.)

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        August 30, 2021 at 9:49 pm | #

        Yup! Look, Grandpa! I’m going to watch a Sport! That’s suitably masculine, right? Oh, hey and this could double as college scouting! Super responsible, right? Right?

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          August 30, 2021 at 10:42 pm | #

          A college which you already donate way too much money to, and therefore deem ‘acceptable!’ (A college where, ultimately and in spite of herself, Ruth’s gained too many allies for Howard to be as unsupported as Clint would want when he inevitably does go there, even if it’s not until after Ruth graduates. Joyce has stared down scarier men than you, ‘Sir’.)

  50. JBento
    JBento
    August 30, 2021 at 11:51 am | #

    Willis, did you know there’s a Transformers TTRPG?
    Delicious Taffy, did you know there’s a Power Rangers TTRPG?

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      August 30, 2021 at 1:27 pm | #

      Are your talking about Hyperforce, or Battle for the Grid, or something newer? Because aside from that show and the miniatures/dice game, no I did not. :0

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        August 30, 2021 at 1:45 pm | #

        Nevermind, found it. There’s eighty bucks I didn’t necessarily need to spend, but also eighty bucks I can’t spend on booze. Thank you very much for the tip!

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      August 30, 2021 at 2:55 pm | #

      I’d be surprised if he didn’t

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        August 30, 2021 at 4:00 pm | #

        Assuming you mean Willis, I’d imagine about 500 emails were sent within minutes of that thing getting announced, if they didn’t already have a notification set. Or actually, probably it happened either way.

  51. zee
    zee
    August 30, 2021 at 1:10 pm | #

    Omg so cute
    (Still hope we get Jocelyn this storyline but i love Liz already)

  52. Jammy
    Jammy
    August 30, 2021 at 9:24 pm | #

    Sarah’s not wrong on this one. I like her ability to deal with nearly anything, even living with a freshman.

  53. John
    John
    August 30, 2021 at 11:51 pm | #

    Sarah’s given 17, to date. Joyce, on the other hand, gives no fucks.

  54. MixMax
    MixMax
    September 3, 2021 at 4:03 pm | #

    is that….. a lesbian sweater

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