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What amuses me is that people yesterday in the comments were worried about being horny for Dina.
Here we (once again) have proof that Dina is not just lewding herself but doing so in the most scientifically effective way possible. She’s accentuating the curve buttocks, people! What more do you need?!
Originally I was referring to the methodical approach you had to sex that made you a “horny Dina in college”. But both of those sound really fascinating!!!
That reminds me, did Danny ever, like, get charged for that?
I think he lost his license for a bit and spent a night in jail. Does doing something that makes someone else heroically sacrifice themselves and get killed by a separate, third party give you a by?
Mario’s body glistened with sweat from his full-speed run. He opened his chiseled jaw wide and firmly pushed a mushroom deep into his mouth. He swallowed it hole without missing a step. He grew in both size and power. As he made a pixel-perfect jump, his overalls tightened around his ample buttocks.
we know there’s more depth to her, but a lot of ‘fandom/fangirls’ are kinda like that, drooling over ‘hot’ gay couples but not really caring about lesbians (tho being coached on how to seduce someone would be an amusing arc for them)
Also only just saw that. Nicely done. I’m now trying to decide whether it’s more likely she’s doing this in front of Becky, and the last two panels are her trying to get a reaction out of her, not realizing that she’s completely paralysed, or whether this is a scientific test in front of the mirror.
Remember Zelda Gilroy (Sheila James) from ‘Dobie Gillis’, when she used to scrunch up her face at Dobie (Dwayne Hickman)? (no, of course you don’t, you’re all too young, but I digress….)
Now, ̲T̲H̲E̲R̲E̲ was cute!
Yes I do, but it has been established that I am an old. Also established that Ms. James cam out as wlw before she passed. Not sure if pure les or bi but some flavor of wlw.
a) She ain’t dead yet unless she died since last Thursday.
b) She was pretty much out since the ’70s and “made bold moves into the political arena on feminist issues and went on to serve as the first openly gay member of the California State Assembly (6 years) and Senate (8 years).”
I never have been able to pull off that tree-rocket tech in Breath of the Wild, but I was able to master the sword launch for Colossus 3 in Shadow of the Colossus. Pulling off speedrun strats in a casual playthrough makes a body feel like a god.
I’m impressed and kind of turned on by Dina’s scientific seduction methods; casually referring to “the curve of my buttocks” is the hottest thing I’ve seen in the comic outside of its porn side stories. But I’m kind of wondering why she would think of bonobos; like, does she not realize most humans are attracted to buttocks too? I mean obviously she does, but she’s saying it like it’s a tricky secret weapon she figured out (“the secret weapon is my buttocks; my fundament, if you will. Tush, even”) and that is adorable
When female primates are ready to mate, their buttocks enlarge and turn red, and they stand in front of the male and present their rears to him (because male primates can’t take a hint, so they have to be really obvious). To be more effective, the hoodie should have been red, but it’s obvious this wasn’t something she had planned. Not unexpectedly, Dina is oblivious to the fact that Becky was completely distracted by Dina’s bare shoulders, and never even glanced at her cute butt.
That last line is what I found MOST amusing about Dina’s theorycrafting. It was logically perfect in EVERY way… Except that Becky is apparently not into butts (yet? She hasn’t seen Dina’s butt yet after all).
And she knows from the hat fetish that covering something up is what gets Becky’s attention. She just didn’t consider that in accentuating her buttocks by masking them, she would be uncovering something else that she generally keeps covered, and that that might have its own effect.
We know from a Slipshine that Dina considers mammalian mating rituals to be odd, though she had read somewhere that some men are attracted to large posteriors, but it wouldn’t surprise me if she binged on nature documentaries to find out everything she could about them after falling for Becky, with the idea of porn (thankfully) or fanfic (despite it being readily accessible to her) never even crossing her mind as a research possibility (unlike Joyce).
A red hoodie…I really don’t think the human obsession with butts is that literally descended from other primates’ rituals without any modification. That may have been the origin but a red hoodie is not gonna help with modern seduction. (Though I do wonder if, uh, that’s part of the appeal of spanking to some people; most non-melanin-heavy butts turn red when you whack them and all; falls apart for anyone into that INSTEAD of sex though.)
Maybe she wanted to take use of the most sex-crazed primate specifically for the sexual aspect. They seem to solve every problem with sex so they gotta be the experts on the matter
Now now, a woman doesn’t NEED to have curves to be considered sensually beautiful. There are those of us out there who appreciate and admire the elfin look as well (although personally I draw the line at when I can start seeing bones through the skin).
Apropos nothing, one of the greatest lyrics in music history is “The curve of her ass, is unparalleled” from the song Broken, by Belly. It’s on the Mallrats soundtrack.
…wait, I thought that usually ‘sending someone to Horny Jail’ is the act of SHAMING someone for horniness, not the act of making them horny in the first
place?
eh, it’s debated whether it’s necessarily shamey. i think Amber is singularly unashamed about horniness, or say her threshold for how inappropriate you have to be before deserving to be bonked is scary high
Dina, next time you want your girlfriend to pay attention to your places of sexual interest, you can do it with simple, effective, honest verbal communication. But you should be mindful of her religious beliefs, and the moral code that this implies.
Therefore, learn this useful sentence:
“Oh my God, Becky, look at my butt!”
She has actually done this. She’s made it explicitly, verbally clear that she wants to have sex with Becky at a time when Becky is comfortable doing so, and then attempted to verbally act all hot and bothered for Becky’s sake when Becky was guilting herself about how she can’t have sex with Dina until marriage, but also she feels bad because Dina doesn’t think she’s hot (she does, the problem is that Becky wants a girlfriend who lavishes her with praise for being attractive and express how much she wants to bang her silly, but then never actually does so).
It’s a whole big thing, it’s defined their relationship for, like, two years now.
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I just ♥ her … hm … innocence? or … carelessness? … actually I just love being puzzled/bedazzled all the time, so she speaks to me somehow the most …???
Can’t believe nobody wants to go to a soccer game to be kidnapped by ICE
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today in #9chickweedlane i guess we're memory-holing again that 1997 story where amos and edda kissed for the first time after she, uh, got shot at school
It’s been awhile since I’ve more seriously read up on Ugaritic and Canaanite religions (alas, w/semi dated scholarship), but this is interesting, and not in a peaceful matriarchal fantasy kind of way.
Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg@theradr.bsky.social ⋅ 21d
If you do a close read not only of the Bible but the archeology,
it starts to look like the Israelites, & all but a couple of Judean kings, worshipped a goddess for pretty much the whole First Temple era.
The implications of this are... far ranging--
& her name might not be what we've believed.
I will say for the umpteenth time that the Democratic establishment is terrible at understanding enthusiasm math.
An energized base is crucial to winning fights-- electoral and otherwise-- because they will drag the low info folks out to vote and protest and engage.
You NEED that energy.
Gwen Snyder is uncivil@gwensnyder.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not just that he and his policies are unpopular, there's a clear and demonstrated enthusiasm differential now.
His base is energetically absent, ours is livid and out in the streets.
Turns out the guy was Chuck Ayers, a nationally recognized cartoonist and creator of Crankshaft. He had a lot to say but the thing that struck me was that when he talked about whats going on now, I could see he was holding back emotion. All this still hurts him to see 55 (!!) years later.
Right now, these sweet kids have no clue how impactful this period in history will be for them, but I hope they will be proud of the time they made the best protest sign ever:
The green one that says “Trump eats boogers”
#NoKings
Katie@katiestp.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
We can’t make the actual event at the capitol today, so you’ll find us with the kids on University with our signs (and I might bring the megaphone too). Even if you can’t make it to the capitol - come out in your own neighborhoods, even if it’s for a few minutes. Be seen. Be heard. #nokings
At Comic-Con 2009 I was getting misgendered a fair bit and feeling anxious AF about it.
Robert Downey Jr. was doing a press conf for Sherlock Holmes. I wanted to shout out a question but hated drawing attn to myself. I did it anyway.
He gestured at me: "the lady in the blue shirt." I was so happy.
Hunter S Schafer@bolt451.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
I would imagine Dina to be acting more succub-olical than diabolical
I can think of something even more appropriate.
Clever Girl.
“Clever Girl” will probably be a sizable percentage of the comments for this
Happy to contribute!
What amuses me is that people yesterday in the comments were worried about being horny for Dina.
Here we (once again) have proof that Dina is not just lewding herself but doing so in the most scientifically effective way possible. She’s accentuating the curve buttocks, people! What more do you need?!
Behold the power of SCIENCE!!!!
🧪🧬
Speaking of which, you said once that you took copious notation, didn’t you?
I’m sure Dina is recording this to write it down later.
For sure she is!
I was asking Rose if she did so, given her inferred methodical approach to sex.
I’m not sure if I described it as copious notation, but I have been known to write about encounters afterwards to help me remember details.
I have also been known to pull up porn videos and take notes on positioning while working on sex scenes. Not sure which you were referring to.
Originally I was referring to the methodical approach you had to sex that made you a “horny Dina in college”. But both of those sound really fascinating!!!
Hypotheses need to be repeatedly tested to demonstrate veracity
I volunteer as
tributea case sample. (quietly to myself: please not the control group, please not the control group)Study director (1 year later): Orthogonal, you were in the control group.
Me: Damnit!
A slipshine comic where Dina drives the entire cast to sexual exhaustion for the sake of scientific rigor.
seconded!!
Either way, she’s killing it with science.
Just remember, Dina: if you can’t dazzle em with brilliance, baffle em with bullshit.
Humans, perpare yourselves for NEURON ACTIVATION!!!
*plays “Monkey Doctor” by Devo on hacked Muzak*
Flashing on scenes from the “Bad Touch” music video right now…
I wish I could like your comment, so let’s do this in Ye Olde Fashione:
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Becky finding this out later: clever girl
Plot twist: Dina fails in her attempts to seduce Becky, but she does manage to attract several bonobo suitors.
I didn’t think Indiana had many Bonobos
Freshwater bonobos can swim up the Ohio River into Indiana.
It’s such a shame that their numbers continue to shrink. In no small part due to over-hunting and pollution.
Part of the problem is that their habitat is being taken over by vervet monkeys carried across the Atlantic attached to the hulls of ships.
My experience is that bonobos are very well represented in
crossword puzzles, so their population is being maintained…
We do enjoy a good beach episode.
And when’s that gonna be? Would a hot tub episode be good enough?
Are there water parks open in Indiana during winter time?
What about hot springs?
We had one already.
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-2/01-pajama-jeans/stain/
Hot spring episodes are great, because you can just watch one and then copy it verbatim and nobody will care.
I didn’t think Indiana had many hot springs either!
tied for closest with chimpanzees but those guys think hoodie tied around waist is sexy too
Bonobos are the ones to go to for sex advice though.
very true. chimps make war, bonobos make love
In terms Becky might appreciate, Bonobos are prelapsarian, Chimpanzees most emphatically are not
Must be quite tiring at times being Dinas roommate
Amber can’t complain
No she certainly can’t.
She cannot.
Dina is always lurking in the shadows. Watching, listening, knowing.
Infodumping is a love language, dunno what to tell you.
Is she calling Danny a munky?
No, but the munky is a co-conspirator in Danny’s diabolical plan to kill Ruth. He used a trukk last time around, so it’s the done thing.
I don’t think Danny gets to be called a co-conspirator there, that’s giving him too much credit.
That reminds me, did Danny ever, like, get charged for that?
I think he lost his license for a bit and spent a night in jail. Does doing something that makes someone else heroically sacrifice themselves and get killed by a separate, third party give you a by?
you could TRY and be a little more interested in this HOT DRAMA, AMBER???
I know how she feels. It’s hard to get interested in anything when your depressed
She’s too busy with porny fanfic.
I think she’s still speedrunning mario
The two are demonstrably not mutually exclusive.
….. please don’t make me google stuff to demonstrate it, though.
Mario’s body glistened with sweat from his full-speed run. He opened his chiseled jaw wide and firmly pushed a mushroom deep into his mouth. He swallowed it hole without missing a step. He grew in both size and power. As he made a pixel-perfect jump, his overalls tightened around his ample buttocks.
You don’t need to google it, I’m pretty sure The Wellerman drew art of precisely that scenario a few weeks ago.
She’s actually attempting a speedrun at the moment. Amber and her lover, will spend time with fanfics later.
we know there’s more depth to her, but a lot of ‘fandom/fangirls’ are kinda like that, drooling over ‘hot’ gay couples but not really caring about lesbians (tho being coached on how to seduce someone would be an amusing arc for them)
Clever girl…
Devious spaghetti straps


“Devious Spaghetti” is the name of my next foodie band.
Hey, I have a joke.
What do you get when you cross spagetti straps with a bunch of memes?
Spadinner garbage!
Ah, I see, active courtship. Clever girl.
I mean, it WORKED.
It only partially worked, keep in mind Dina was trying to accentuate her rear and instead Becky wound up focusing on her shoulders.
To be fair she wore a seasonably inappropriate shirt on purpose.
Becky was consciously focused on Dina’s shoulders. I’m sure that the rest will come into focus upon further reflection.
Much, much further reflection.
Ah. A winking Danny Gravitar. Somehow appropriate to the comment, yet, slightly horrifying.
The goal was to attract Becky. It worked.
> Dina WORKING IT.
Fixed that for you.
The fact that she did it on purpose makes it 200 times hotter. I was right to draw her.
Can’t wait to see it, it’ll tide us over until the inevitable slipshine.
https://imgur.com/rptJgrr
I did it yesterday. You musta missed it.
Yeah I wasn’t feeling 100% so I didn’t look at the comments or make one of my own. Also, daaaaaaaaaaman Dina is looking good. Nice work.
Don’t worry bruh, I’m not feeling so hot myself, but that’s OK.
Hope you feel better soon, here have this: https://youtu.be/tYzMYcUty6s
Thank you 🥲. I won’t give up!
Bro.
I love what you do with her hair.
ah, I was early yesterday and missed the goodness.
oh my goodness that’s amazing. panel 2 with the hair flick especially.
Hair flicks are Comfort Food.
Yes.
A song to follow the streap tease?
What do you suggest?
If Dina showed that much cleavage, Becky would spontaneously combust.
Said it before, and I’ll say it again: Intent is sexy.
Exactly. Honestly part of why I didn’t really wanna lewd Dina much. Her heart didn’t seem in it.
You just seem to hit each character’s spot. She’s the right amount of lewd for her.
I think the last two panels are my favorite. This may require further study.
Definitely hot that she did it on purpose.
Also only just saw that. Nicely done. I’m now trying to decide whether it’s more likely she’s doing this in front of Becky, and the last two panels are her trying to get a reaction out of her, not realizing that she’s completely paralysed, or whether this is a scientific test in front of the mirror.
SHE DID IT ON PURPOSE.
I LOVE DINA. <3 <3 <3 <3
That’s the most expressive I’ve seen Dina’s face since… ever.
Right?! It’s kind of awesome to see her all lit up.
Well at least Dina knows what she is doing; the same can’t be said of the other 95% of the cast.
Dina accentuating her figure makes me realize that Becky might just cave in and have sexy time with Dina. No one will be disappointed if this happens.
Okay, but has Amber slept yet?
Considering what we know about Amber and that look in here eyes, I’m going to say: No, she probably hasn’t slept.
That’s what I was wondering.
you’d think she’d have heard Becky scream SHOULDER rather than BUTTOCK tho ?
Clever girl
dina you are doing a very good job because i am extremely horny
bonk
Bonkai: Senbonkzakura Kageyoshi
B O N K
Dina making a little :3 face is the cutest oh my god
Remember Zelda Gilroy (Sheila James) from ‘Dobie Gillis’, when she used to scrunch up her face at Dobie (Dwayne Hickman)? (no, of course you don’t, you’re all too young, but I digress….)
Now, ̲T̲H̲E̲R̲E̲ was cute!
Yeah, but it was kind of an offbeat cute.
Yes I do, but it has been established that I am an old. Also established that Ms. James cam out as wlw before she passed. Not sure if pure les or bi but some flavor of wlw.
a) She ain’t dead yet unless she died since last Thursday.
b) She was pretty much out since the ’70s and “made bold moves into the political arena on feminist issues and went on to serve as the first openly gay member of the California State Assembly (6 years) and Senate (8 years).”
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0473861
Due to Dwaye Hickman’s recent passing, Decades TV has had the show on all weekend. She was cuter on the Stu Erwin Show though.
Also the basis for Scooby-Doo’s Velma.
♥♥♥ your avatar
sry for off-topic
Thank you. It was my mother’s. It’s all I have to remember her by.
Amber, if you aren’t interested in talking to Dina now, why did you ask her a question?
what makes you think she’s uninterested? Just because she’s not looking up from her speed run?
Important things are important.
I never have been able to pull off that tree-rocket tech in Breath of the Wild, but I was able to master the sword launch for Colossus 3 in Shadow of the Colossus. Pulling off speedrun strats in a casual playthrough makes a body feel like a god.
I don’t know about you, but I see a tiny smirk on Amber’s face in the first panel.
I’m impressed and kind of turned on by Dina’s scientific seduction methods; casually referring to “the curve of my buttocks” is the hottest thing I’ve seen in the comic outside of its porn side stories. But I’m kind of wondering why she would think of bonobos; like, does she not realize most humans are attracted to buttocks too? I mean obviously she does, but she’s saying it like it’s a tricky secret weapon she figured out (“the secret weapon is my buttocks; my fundament, if you will. Tush, even”) and that is adorable
When female primates are ready to mate, their buttocks enlarge and turn red, and they stand in front of the male and present their rears to him (because male primates can’t take a hint, so they have to be really obvious). To be more effective, the hoodie should have been red, but it’s obvious this wasn’t something she had planned. Not unexpectedly, Dina is oblivious to the fact that Becky was completely distracted by Dina’s bare shoulders, and never even glanced at her cute butt.
That last line is what I found MOST amusing about Dina’s theorycrafting. It was logically perfect in EVERY way… Except that Becky is apparently not into butts (yet? She hasn’t seen Dina’s butt yet after all).
She did cover it in an additional layer…
And she knows from the hat fetish that covering something up is what gets Becky’s attention. She just didn’t consider that in accentuating her buttocks by masking them, she would be uncovering something else that she generally keeps covered, and that that might have its own effect.
We know from a Slipshine that Dina considers mammalian mating rituals to be odd, though she had read somewhere that some men are attracted to large posteriors, but it wouldn’t surprise me if she binged on nature documentaries to find out everything she could about them after falling for Becky, with the idea of porn (thankfully) or fanfic (despite it being readily accessible to her) never even crossing her mind as a research possibility (unlike Joyce).
A red hoodie…I really don’t think the human obsession with butts is that literally descended from other primates’ rituals without any modification. That may have been the origin but a red hoodie is not gonna help with modern seduction. (Though I do wonder if, uh, that’s part of the appeal of spanking to some people; most non-melanin-heavy butts turn red when you whack them and all; falls apart for anyone into that INSTEAD of sex though.)
Dina probably grew up watching nature programs and may know more about non-human animal sexuality than human sexuality.
now I’m imagining the inevitable Dina-Becky Slipshine narrated by Attenborough.
(spared no expense!)
Wrong Attenborough.
Animal Planet and Crocodile Hunter were awesome!!!
Maybe she wanted to take use of the most sex-crazed primate specifically for the sexual aspect. They seem to solve every problem with sex so they gotta be the experts on the matter
You mean *Dinabolical*
I will support this usage.
How clever.
but dina… you have no curves to accentuate.
Calumny and base libel, Dina does display the finest and most delicate of curves.
Now now, a woman doesn’t NEED to have curves to be considered sensually beautiful. There are those of us out there who appreciate and admire the elfin look as well (although personally I draw the line at when I can start seeing bones through the skin).
Curvature is a state of mind, compadre.
Small curves are still curves.
Sure she does. They’re not like, insane 45° angles like Malaya or giant hills like amber, but her curves are there
Apropos nothing, one of the greatest lyrics in music history is “The curve of her ass, is unparalleled” from the song Broken, by Belly. It’s on the Mallrats soundtrack.
Also on Belly’s excellent ‘Sweet Ride’ compilation.
Because we totally can’t extrapolate that this behavior is already present in humans from ample direct evidence X’D
Dina’s :] smile gives me life.
DoA Book 12: Diabolical
only Dina can turn gay shit into nerdy gay shit, and personally, I love it
Wait, I thought she loved getting fanfic material of her friends. Or, wait, I guess only the ones she was attracted to.
Only dude friends, apparently.
Amber will use her dark powers for good when she starts to wingman for Joe.
Last Panel Amber is looking directly into the camera like she’s on The Office
Ugh, Amber, you started the conversation with Dina. If you won’t talk, just don’t engage…
…wait, I thought that usually ‘sending someone to Horny Jail’ is the act of SHAMING someone for horniness, not the act of making them horny in the first
place?
Both?
Both.
Both!
Both is good.
eh, it’s debated whether it’s necessarily shamey. i think Amber is singularly unashamed about horniness, or say her threshold for how inappropriate you have to be before deserving to be bonked is scary high
In order to send someone to horny jail, they have to become horny first.
Dina’s only regret is that she couldn’t turn around to observe the results of her experiment, because that could alter them.
Becky is quantum horny.
Oh but a cute peak over the shoulder would’ve been icing on the cake
Oh sure, if she wanted Becky to spontaneously combust.
Diabolical indeed!
I was wondering why she took off her hoodie in the middle of winter.
Dina, next time you want your girlfriend to pay attention to your places of sexual interest, you can do it with simple, effective, honest verbal communication. But you should be mindful of her religious beliefs, and the moral code that this implies.
Therefore, learn this useful sentence:
“Oh my God, Becky, look at my butt!”
She has actually done this. She’s made it explicitly, verbally clear that she wants to have sex with Becky at a time when Becky is comfortable doing so, and then attempted to verbally act all hot and bothered for Becky’s sake when Becky was guilting herself about how she can’t have sex with Dina until marriage, but also she feels bad because Dina doesn’t think she’s hot (she does, the problem is that Becky wants a girlfriend who lavishes her with praise for being attractive and express how much she wants to bang her silly, but then never actually does so).
It’s a whole big thing, it’s defined their relationship for, like, two years now.
Alright, the entire point really was to quote (with a very slight paraphrase to change a pronoun) from the Gospel of Saint Mixalot.
It’s ok, I got the reference. Now I’m going to listen to it again.
Amber looks very disapointed, in the less panel; was she honestly expecting a different response?
Concerned that Dina’s seduction strategy is going to fall apart when she remembers our mating rituals do not involve the laying of eggs at any point.
(I mean, something is supposed to get laid in the end, but…)
Look, kinks are pretty varied, and someone like Becky who’s into fart jokes might also be into dutch ovens.
Neither do the mating rituals of bonobos, to be fair.
I guess so.
i think the best part is that dina doesn’t horndog. she’s just trying to identify the boiling point of a becky FOR SCIENCE.
Almost disappointed the title of this one wasn’t Bonobos.
Christ I love Dina sometimes <3
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I just ♥ her … hm … innocence? or … carelessness? … actually I just love being puzzled/bedazzled all the time, so she speaks to me somehow the most …???