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by David M Willis on November 9, 2022 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Bring Me to Life Drawing
└ Tags: joe, joyce

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    November 9, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    actually I’m now just amazed that Joe created a recognisable figure

    *wonders if it’s possible to channel the “Donald Duck” that came up in our one work party game that somehow barely even resembled a living creature, much less a duck*

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      November 9, 2022 at 10:29 am | #

      “Jackal!”

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      November 9, 2022 at 1:36 pm | #

      To be fair, Donald Duck doesn’t really look that much like a duck…

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        November 10, 2022 at 12:00 am | #

        I don’t expect he looks much like an amoeba with a triangle-spiky cell wall a slightly longer triangle on one side and a scarecrow body tho

  2. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    November 9, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    She’s been caught more often staring at your butt

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      November 9, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

      Ironically, Joyce always draws the same butt.

      It’s the first stage of Butts Disease.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        November 9, 2022 at 12:21 am | #

        How long does she have Doctor?

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          November 9, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

          Until the crack of dawn.

          So let’s hope the model isn’t named Dawn.

  3. The Wellerman
    The Wellerman
    November 9, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    I know Yoto’s gonna be all over this one… 😛

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      November 9, 2022 at 3:40 am | #

      I can’t believe Yoto hasn’t said anything yet. Maybe they are working on it right now, or maybe they are asleep. Who knows?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        November 9, 2022 at 5:13 am | #

        I fell asleep, yes.

  4. Nono
    Nono
    November 9, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    Joe: secretly the biggest chest of the DoA cast.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      November 9, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

      I don’t know if it’s really a secret

      Plus Jacob is probably competitive

      • Vanessa
        Vanessa
        November 9, 2022 at 12:49 am | #

        True, those pecs are massive. Just read about the 80’s movie Barbarians for some reason, with the bodybuilding Barbarian Brothers. Massive, massive everything in tiny loincloths oh my. A cult favorite.

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      November 9, 2022 at 12:30 am | #

      Like Luka from Nijisanji-EN. But his isn’t a secret.

  5. butts
    butts
    November 9, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    Ꙭ

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 9, 2022 at 3:00 am | #

      Nice!

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      November 9, 2022 at 5:41 pm | #

      A *ahem* massive improvement over the numeric screen 5318008!

  6. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    November 9, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

    Surprisingly trenchant critical analysis.

    • anon
      anon
      November 9, 2022 at 2:33 am | #

      -insert topical joke about how joe basically drew breasts the same way some old school superhero comic book authors do-

      • Jason
        Jason
        November 9, 2022 at 6:57 am | #

        I wonder if he drew her feet, or created am obstruction to put them behind.

        • Nova
          Nova
          November 9, 2022 at 7:00 am | #

          You dare expose the secret and sacred rites here in a public forum?

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        November 9, 2022 at 7:36 am | #

        Bikini armor battle damage is great On the subject.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        November 9, 2022 at 5:08 pm | #

        So they are covered in pouches?

  7. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    November 9, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

    Busted!

    • Abel Undercity
      Abel Undercity
      November 9, 2022 at 4:39 am | #

      D’oh…

    • milu
      milu
      November 9, 2022 at 10:35 am | #

      Joe’s going for a tit-for-tat approach i see.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        November 9, 2022 at 2:58 pm | #

        He learned that approach at the school of hard knockers.

        • milu
          milu
          November 9, 2022 at 7:48 pm | #

          he does seem quite perky though.

  8. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    November 9, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    Time to play ‘is that an existing character?’ based on how Joe drew her face.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      November 9, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

      Well neither Joe or Joyce recognized her which cuts down the potential options quite a bit.

      • Nono
        Nono
        November 9, 2022 at 12:19 am | #

        I’d have said Connie, but I’m guessing both of them would definitely have recognized her.

        • anonymsly
          anonymsly
          November 9, 2022 at 5:01 am | #

          Also IIRC Connie’s sixteen, and I’m not sure sixteen year olds are legally allowed to do nude modeling.

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        November 9, 2022 at 12:33 am | #

        I looked back to check whether it’s actually been mentioned if they recognize her or not. From what Joyce says it sounds like she doesn’t know her. Joe has not indicated one way or the other if he knows her or not.

        • Ophidiophile
          Ophidiophile
          November 9, 2022 at 2:56 am | #

          Joe may have seen, but not paid attention to, her face. It’s a “my eyes are up here” situation.

          • Proxiehunter
            Proxiehunter
            November 9, 2022 at 8:50 pm | #

            Or simply found it gauche to bring up. Especially where she might hear and find it embarrassing or otherwise troubling (did he come here just because he knew I would be naked?) Less believable for early Joe but he’s maturing.

  9. Cmasta1992
    Cmasta1992
    November 9, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

    I’ve had enough cider and malort to let my guard down and this is my favorite ship and I will go down with it

    • Chupabarbara
      Chupabarbara
      November 9, 2022 at 12:39 am | #

      Oh hey Chicago. I’m here too!

      • Queen Anthai
        Queen Anthai
        November 9, 2022 at 12:50 am | #

        Ah, Malort, the drink you give to people when you want to unfriend them in real life.

      • Cmasta1992
        Cmasta1992
        November 9, 2022 at 1:42 am | #

        I’m actually in Texas and have invented a Texas version of the Chicago Handshake (it’s just Shiner instead of Old Style)

    • Vanessa
      Vanessa
      November 9, 2022 at 12:51 am | #

      I love these dorks. This interaction is so wonderful. I’m happy with them just spending a bunch of time together, growing up together, and being friends with sexual tension.

  10. Cass
    Cass
    November 9, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

    Congrats Joe, you might not call yourself an artist but you’re already doing better than Mary, who does, in a fraction of one class by virtue of it looking like you’re trying to capture facial features specific to the model (even if you aren’t trying to capture boobs specific to her).

  11. IniquitousKing
    IniquitousKing
    November 9, 2022 at 12:19 am | #

    I’m wondering if his reasoning is that he’s specifically trying to avoid staring at her chest and is instead just filling in the blanks. Using his gross head.

    Would be cool if drawing together just became a ‘thing’ for these two.

    • anon
      anon
      November 9, 2022 at 2:28 am | #

      given that the poses were 15 seconds each i’m surprised he’d have time to really focus on that anyways versus drawing which ever parts he usually would (i guess most artists would start at the head but given that there’s diff posing other than stick figures, i can imagine some drawing just floating/unattached limbs lol)

      • Alyssa
        Alyssa
        November 9, 2022 at 7:54 am | #

        We might be further into class than the 15 second gestures, at this point? But for 15 second ones definitely yeah.

    • monkyvirus
      monkyvirus
      November 12, 2022 at 11:31 am | #

      To be fair it’s not uncommon for people to draw things how they think they look even with a live model. And thinking of boobs as spheres is common as well. Considering he isn’t an artist or shown any interest in drawing I can let this slide. When actual artists draw implausible breasts I’m more critical.

  12. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    November 9, 2022 at 12:20 am | #

    I can’t draw to save my life, so the fact that Joe still has made a decent sketch is amazing to me. I know I had a daily art class in the k-5 grades but I remember nothing from it.

    That being said, I can occasionally draw a barely-cool looking, and probably completely impractical, sword. Or an axe, a polearm, a lance, etc.

  13. BBCC
    BBCC
    November 9, 2022 at 12:20 am | #

    Do it Joyce! Embrace the stabbing!

    • AGV
      AGV
      November 9, 2022 at 2:02 am | #

      What a throwback

  14. Samantha
    Samantha
    November 9, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

    Oh God this is so cute. Why do they work so well.

    • Carla's #2 Fan
      Carla's #2 Fan
      November 9, 2022 at 4:51 am | #

      Because enemies-to-lovers is a really good trope

  15. Leorale
    Leorale
    November 9, 2022 at 12:30 am | #

    I’m finding Joe really charming in this one. Probably his optimistic smile while he earnestly tries something new, when he knows he won’t be “good” at it! And even when he had such an opportunity to make jokes about the naked model and her boobies, he’s not saying/doing anything gross at all, he’s just curious about Joyce’s feedback, and witty. It’s cool, they’re cool, I like it! This is fun, I’m on board.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 9, 2022 at 2:14 am | #

      Yes! All of this!

      He doesn’t even care about the model and her current state of undress, he just wants Joyce to approve of his efforts.

      I bet he’s going to stick that drawing up on the wall in his dorm.

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      November 9, 2022 at 4:08 am | #

      Yup!

      And sorry for the accidental flag, this layout really needs to change )=

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 9, 2022 at 5:14 am | #

        Don’t worry about accidentally flagging comments. It takes something like five flags, each from different devices, before the comment gets moderated. Even then, all that happens is the comment goes into a moderation queue for Willis to review. If he re-approves it, it goes back where it was on the page and it can’t get flagged again.

      • Nova
        Nova
        November 9, 2022 at 7:28 am | #

        Willis has said they can’t change the layout. They only added the flag button recently because there were issues with people using the comments as a place to traumadump over and over again and it was pulling conversation wildly off-topic every day.

        I think, as long as it isn’t something like THAT, even if the comment goes into moderation it’ll pop back up pretty fast.

  16. huehuetotl
    huehuetotl
    November 9, 2022 at 12:30 am | #

    Doodle for book 13.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 9, 2022 at 2:11 am | #

      Take this comment in lieu of an upvote.

  17. Freezer
    Freezer
    November 9, 2022 at 12:36 am | #

    The constant swipes at Joe have gone beyond childish at this point.

    And the fact that he hasn’t risen to the bait (up to now) says more about Joe than I bet either one of them is even willing to consider.

    (Especially given their mutual freakout over just holding hands)

    • Wraithy2773
      Wraithy2773
      November 9, 2022 at 2:21 am | #

      I’d say she’s right, honestly.

      …about why he’s drawing the model’s breasts the same in all the poses, that he’s drawing them as he imagines breasts, not as they are in front of him. It’s probably a subconscious thing on his part, he’s not trying to draw porn or anything, it’s just what’s coming out.

      The ‘gross head’ wasn’t even all that childish. The stabbing threat was, but only because Joe’s comment was pretty childish too, so it fits :D.

      • Freezer
        Freezer
        November 9, 2022 at 3:01 am | #

        “Gross head” wasn’t that childish… In a vacuum. She’s been passive aggressively sniping at him like that this entire time (see also, the Patreon bonus strip).

        At this point, she might as well call him “you filthy man whore” and get it over with.

        “Man whore” he may be, but he’s never hid it, nor lied to any of his partners like the sitcom lothario Joyce clearly visualizes him as. Yeah, Joe has his own emotional issues, but Joyce A) doesn’t know that, B) wasn’t talk about those anyway, only “You have lots of sex and it’s kicky.”

        If Joe doesn’t call her on it by the end of this arc, I will be massively disappointed.

        • Tan
          Tan
          November 9, 2022 at 6:33 am | #

          Joyce absolutely 100% knows that Joe has his own emotional issues for which his general outward demeanor is a defense mechanism. They have discussed it.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            November 9, 2022 at 8:15 am | #

            They’ve also discussed the damage his casual objectifying approach does to women around him. Especially victims of sexual assault. Like her.

            This goes far beyond “you have lots of sex and it’s icky.”

            • RedCat
              RedCat
              November 9, 2022 at 5:09 pm | #

              He just drew tits badly.

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                November 9, 2022 at 10:26 pm | #

                Unforgivable.

        • spriteless aunty
          spriteless aunty
          November 9, 2022 at 12:16 pm | #

          He’d be within his rights to be upset. He’s also within his rights to not be upset. He knows Joyce is fluxuating between panic attack, ornery pain, and rational right now, he can cut her some slack if he has the energy.

          • Josh
            Josh
            November 9, 2022 at 2:48 pm | #

            Plus with Joe’s reaction to Joyce’s potential autism diagnosis and it being so recent, I could see him giving her more slack on social interactions generally now. He said his mom also went after a diagnosis so I think he’d be understanding.

      • Yeet
        Yeet
        November 9, 2022 at 9:28 am | #

        I’m leaning towards him not wanting to look at them in front of joyce

  18. Suet
    Suet
    November 9, 2022 at 12:39 am | #

    Some artist would be proud of his work.

    Not necessarily a great artist, just an artist.

    Now let’s see Paul’s Joyce’s

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      November 9, 2022 at 6:06 am | #

      Okay now I want Mary to parody American Psycho. Preferably over Joyce’s drawings.

  19. Awaiting Moderation
    Awaiting Moderation
    November 9, 2022 at 12:39 am | #

    This is honestly one of my favorite Joe strips to date. That expression in panel 1 is just… it’s a very nice relaxed smile that I don’t think I ever really see on him. He’s not doing great but he knows it and he’s enjoying himself anyways and it’s nice to see. The guy is so hard on himself all the time that it makes me very happy for him.

  20. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    November 9, 2022 at 12:39 am | #

    I’m starting to think Joe should get into art as well as Joyce. Starting to actually conceptualize women’s forms individually would probably be a good move forward for him.

  21. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    November 9, 2022 at 12:45 am | #

    That’s a really good retort.

  22. Grayfinity
    Grayfinity
    November 9, 2022 at 12:55 am | #

    Joyce: You’ll keep your eyes on your own sheet of paper, thank you very much! And you will avert your eyes if the naked person is a lady!
    Also Joyce: *panel 5*

    You can’t have it both ways, Joyce. :/

    • Aletheia
      Aletheia
      November 9, 2022 at 1:38 am | #

      In this case, though, it’s not having it both ways. The first sentence was before the class actually started and when she was freaking out about ~nakkidness~. Now that the class has actually started and she sees how unsexy everything actually is, she’s loosened up.

      • Nova
        Nova
        November 9, 2022 at 7:30 am | #

        No, don’t you know that no one is ever allowed to change their opinions about anything or relax after being anxious about a new situation after decades of indoctrination that looking at nudity was the same as literally murdering someone?

  23. brionl
    brionl
    November 9, 2022 at 1:06 am | #

    “I have a pencil, and I know how to use it!”

  24. Steelbright
    Steelbright
    November 9, 2022 at 1:06 am | #

    As much as we all i want this romance to happen I can’t help but think that Joyce doesn’t really even have a crush on Joe {yet?}. She finds him hot, but is only just getting comfortable with him as a friend as he’s becoming better at it himself. Maybe that’s even helpful to her–for her to relax around him and not get all weird about the romance aspect when she’s got so much else on her mind. It’s sweet to see them connect this way, but maybe friendship is a good place for it.

    Based on this I’m guessing we still have years of JoJo slow burn before this ship either sails or crashes into an iceberg and sinks fantastically.

    • eh, whatever
      eh, whatever
      November 9, 2022 at 5:31 am | #

      doesn’t really even have a crush on Joe

      Define “really” and “even”. I think she has one, she’s just not quite aware of it yet. There was that moment when she suddenly ended up holding his hand, for example.

      • Freezer
        Freezer
        November 9, 2022 at 5:55 am | #

        If Joyce were more comfortable with sexuality in general, she could either shut him out completely or just bang him and get him out of her system.

        • Nova
          Nova
          November 9, 2022 at 7:34 am | #

          Having sex =/= comfortable with sexuality.

          Plenty of people are comfortable with sexuality without wanting to have sex (non-sex-repulsed ace people for one thing), and plenty of others are very uncomfortable with sexuality but have sex often (e.g. certain very religious people with ten kids and shame about being horny)

          • anon
            anon
            November 9, 2022 at 11:39 pm | #

            yeah, like how becky had some shame mixed in the ‘afterglow’ when she and dina got together

  25. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    November 9, 2022 at 2:08 am | #

    The face Joe drew looks like all those “whimsical” sun lawn decorations.

    (Still better than anything I can scribble up, but still.)

  26. bagge
    bagge
    November 9, 2022 at 2:13 am | #

    hah, nice comeback, Joe

  27. James
    James
    November 9, 2022 at 2:18 am | #

    Recalling my own college classes, what Joyce is getting at here is actually something that can be really hard for people to grasp even if it’s very basic. You draw what’s actually in front of you, not what’s in your head.

  28. anon
    anon
    November 9, 2022 at 2:27 am | #

    lol that face, makes me wonder what the model will look like if she gets shown

  29. Keulen
    Keulen
    November 9, 2022 at 2:45 am | #

    Joe’s drawing may not be the best, or even good, but I’m willing to bet there are some people on the Internet who would pay a stupid amount of money for a drawing like his.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      November 9, 2022 at 3:52 am | #

      ha ha we all know what NFTs are 😛

  30. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    November 9, 2022 at 2:48 am | #

    Joyce knows what is wrong and tell it with great confidence, maybe this is a sign that she could become a drawing teacher in an university herself, as well as a cartoonist. Joe is a friend and she can be strict with him. I like how Joe is so interested in improving his drawings, I hope more and more that they will continue to draw together. Now it is time for Joyce to show her drawings.

    • Airyu
      Airyu
      November 9, 2022 at 3:17 am | #

      I was just thinking that! I know she was only majoring in education because her parents/upbringing told her to find a husband and use college to learn how to homeschool, but art seems what *she* wants to do, so I hope she changes majors

      • vulcanodon
        vulcanodon
        November 9, 2022 at 11:01 am | #

        When I was a teen I wanted to be an artist, and was talked out of it. Spent my whole working life doing whatever to pay the bills. Now retired (and broke) and learning to draw. Loving every minute of it.

  31. Fuzzy
    Fuzzy
    November 9, 2022 at 3:21 am | #

    Very harshly said but very astute for someone who’s only attended half of an art class. Good on you for picking it up so fast, Joyce.

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      November 9, 2022 at 4:09 am | #

      One would assume Joyce has taught herself to draw previously, even without a formal art class. There are plenty of online tutorials, there are printed books that are manuals, possibly artist acquaintances in the church group, etc.

      • Wraithy2773
        Wraithy2773
        November 9, 2022 at 8:32 am | #

        Also, Joyce has an entirely different perspective on breasts. Not that her’s is 100% correct and accurate, but it’s still going to be different from Joe’s viewpoint and more accurate as well, since she rather frequently sees them in non-erotic situations (…as in her own).

        Flip the situation, make it a male model, and I wager their drawings would differ similarly.

        • milu
          milu
          November 9, 2022 at 10:46 am | #

          i doubt that.

          for one, Joyce has already shown observational acumen in depicting penises. and we’ve all had, say, dogs or chairs in our fields of vision a whole bunch for all our lives (depending if you’re a dog person or a chair person) (the two genders) yet ask people to draw either of these off-the-cuff, they’ll suck in pretty obvious ways. translating volume to lines on paper takes a lot more than being merely accustomed to their meatspace physicality.

          Also, Joe doesn’t really care about drawing, probably. He’s just escorting Joyce.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            November 9, 2022 at 4:31 pm | #

            I mean she wasn’t drawing a model’s penis in all sorts of different positions and stuff. For all we know she would also symbol draw the penis, especially since she drew a lot of them divorced from the rest of the body.

            • milu
              milu
              November 9, 2022 at 7:52 pm | #

              true true. i guess my deeper instinct is just that Joyce (being the stand in we know she is) has a taste for that sort of observation. Like, for sure drawing her own anatomy as a real organ rather than a symbolic shorthand makes sense, but i feel like this is more than that? Joe just doesn’t really think about this stuff (i mean, he does think of boobs obviously. But not about how boobs look depending on where gravity is relative to them)

      • Daibhid C
        Daibhid C
        November 9, 2022 at 1:35 pm | #

        Yep. I mean, her comic isn’t bad.

  32. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    November 9, 2022 at 4:12 am | #

    Joyce just embed a cruel statement about Joe’s lack of art skill with a fucking burn about his filthy worthless life.
    Savage.

    • Nova
      Nova
      November 9, 2022 at 7:36 am | #

      “his filthy worthless life” wow yikes.

  33. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 9, 2022 at 5:19 am | #

    Fun Fact: The concept Joyce is criticizing right here is “Symbol drawing” which is an artist’s habit to not draw what they’re seeing, but rather drawing from their head. The IDEA of what’s in front of them rather than what they’re actually seeing. She’s just being kinda rude about it.

    • Nono
      Nono
      November 9, 2022 at 7:20 am | #

      We’ve also seen it before with Malaya and Mary.

      • pope suburban
        pope suburban
        November 9, 2022 at 10:18 pm | #

        Yes! Joyce really reminded me of Malaya here. But she was, even if slightly, nicer about it than Malaya. Which is not a huge surprise, granted, but still. They have very similar and astute criticisms, and I enjoy getting to see into the inner workings of both characters like this. It’s not personal neuroses, necessarily, but it’s not trivial stuff, and it gives us a much fuller picture of how they look at and navigate the world, both literally and otherwise.

    • StoneyB
      StoneyB
      November 9, 2022 at 8:15 am | #

      Interesting. We have the same thing in theatre — ‘indicating’ is using conventional gesture/vocalization to communicate (conventional) emotion/demand instead of actually acting.

    • milu
      milu
      November 9, 2022 at 10:58 am | #

      interesting, yeah i think drawing even realistically is a work of balancing what you’re accurately observing with these symbolic representations. Starting with the fundamental convention that a line can represents a diversity of optical phenomena.

      As a for instance, I realized recently (while trying to learn to draw recognizable and good looking faces) that in line-art you can’t really draw zygomatic muscles/crow’s feet unless you want the face to look old. It’s either shading, colouring, or the merest suggestion of lines at the base of the nostrils and corners of the lips, even though on most people with reasonable lighting, when you smile, the cheek muscles appear as very defined dark lines. but there it is, our brains seem to be convinced that marking these means the subject is deeply wrinkled.

      so that symbolic repertoire is still important to know.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        November 9, 2022 at 4:16 pm | #

        In that case it’s also context sensitive. How many other characters have lines on their faces? What is the reference point.how strong are the lines? Are you implying those likes with shading? Do you do that for everyone? Is the art style more simplistic or realistic? Honestly art is so finicky I can’t normally tel what I’m doing to make it look a certain way.

        Just the other day I drew one of my characters screaming. For whatever reason the yell I drew her doing looked much scarier and more visceral than I intended so I erased it and drew the exact same expression but with a wider mouth and suddenly it looked a lot less intense. And i still don’t know why that small change made such a large difference in how the character came across.

        • milu
          milu
          November 9, 2022 at 7:59 pm | #

          i see what you mean. for sure the surrounding clues in terms of how different visual information is represented will influence how that sort of facial detail will be read…

          yeah, faces are just such an interesting and complex body part to represent =) It’s where a strong artist really shines even when they’re affecting a naive or underdetailed style.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      November 9, 2022 at 1:32 pm | #

      I first learned about this from the novel Black Hearts in Battersea, where Simon, who’s apprenticed to a Great Artist, is trying to draw a cat and failing. until he finally just gives up and scribbles down a stick figure. And the master says something like “Draw what you see, don’t worry about whether or not it looks like a cat.”

  34. torrent29
    torrent29
    November 9, 2022 at 7:27 am | #

    These two have unmatched chemistry.

  35. milu
    milu
    November 9, 2022 at 10:32 am | #

    @Amos & @Wellerman

    hey there kittens! i saw you two mention me a couple sections ago <3 that's sweet. Good job on the new and improved graph Amos, much more usable!

    i do usually skim the sections most days, though i'm generally too busy with life and work to comment myself, also on a bit of a hiatus from commenting hereabouts because i'm feeling like my own special interests are not shared much while i'm out of the loop in many of the conversations (anime, video games, hollywood franchises to name a few)… i think y'all are a lovely bunch but we don't have that much in common mostly?? maybe it's fine? maybe i'll be back on a more regular capacity eventually?

    i will say that i've been drawing quite a bit lately which is connected with this story line =) even tried doing some reciprocal nude drawing with my girlfriend (who’s an actual artist). very cool! i’d never done model classes, so this is new basically. I’m also making origami from youtube tutorials in my chill time these days (gf’s 6-yo daughter loves them, so it’s become a thing where i hide origami animals in their flat =)

    generally, i guess i’m a bit more.. of the world lately? i think my pattern tends to be, the less i’m seen around here the better i’m doing probably. =) still loving the comic and this space though, even when purely lurking. stay sexy fellow freaks <3

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      November 9, 2022 at 1:29 pm | #

      Hi, Milu, it’s aways nice to see you again!

      I’ll make more improvement in the graph, as my schedule let me.

    • Aura
      Aura
      November 10, 2022 at 4:40 am | #

      Hey @milu ^^ Hope it’s not too weird to say this seeing as I don’t think we’ve ever interacted before, and I don’t know if you go back and read previous day’s conversations, but just thought I’d mention as someone who mostly lurks here and is chronically a week to a month behind I always keep an eye out for your comments, I find them insightful and I enjoy your sense of humour 🙂 That’s not to try to convince you to keep commenting lots or anything (that would both be really selfish and really hypocritical of me!), and I’m super glad to hear that things are going well in your life. More just because from your second paragraph it sounded like you might have been feeling a bit out of place here or unappreciated and I wanted to say that there’s at least one more person out there who appreciates your comments and thinks you seem like a cool person. (Btw, totally valid to not be feeling the vibe if that is the case! This comment section does seem to tend towards a lot of references and I probably don’t get at least 60% of them, and I do enjoy some of those interests, just I guess in different niches to some of the people here.)

  36. keithcurtis
    keithcurtis
    November 9, 2022 at 10:47 am | #

    Willis has pointed out the primary lesson of a Life Drawing class. There is no drawing class I have ever taken which better teaches the fundamental principle of “draw what you see, not what you think you see”. This is one of the biggest hurdles that beginning artists (and even many professionals) deal with. Willis has just made it funny, and I like Joyce’s terminology for the phenomenon. Good strip.

    • Diana Nock
      Diana Nock
      November 9, 2022 at 3:26 pm | #

      In one of my drawing classes, our teacher had us pick a classic painting to copy, but turned upside down. It tricks people into no longer trying to draw the version inside their head and makes them rely on observational drawing skills. It was a real lightbulb moment for me as a young’un.

  37. vulcanodon
    vulcanodon
    November 9, 2022 at 10:57 am | #

    I wonder if un-learning symbolic drawing (shout-out to Yotomoe) also pays off in approaching other problems with fewer preconceptions. The way learning classical music is supposed to be a neurological analogue to mathematics.

    So glad Joe responded to Joyce’s rude take with good humor. Now for pizza!

    • milu
      milu
      November 9, 2022 at 11:01 am | #

      you wanna expand on that classical music/math analogy? i have only passing knowledge of both, and never studied either, so i’m curious!

      • vulcanodon
        vulcanodon
        November 9, 2022 at 11:59 am | #

        There have been a bunch of studies that proport to show some part of the brain that does music also does math, and learning music helps with math education. Often called the “Mozart effect” though I imagine that’s a cultural bias for dead Europeans. I am in no way qualified to say if it’s true or not, and the studies were far from conclusive. But a lot of complex music is stuffed with patterns.

        • ButWhyASpoon
          ButWhyASpoon
          November 9, 2022 at 12:13 pm | #

          Modular Game Design. Elegance of MGD is the amount of actions each Module of a System can do. When every module of a system in in play with every other module of a system, well, look at a game of GO. 16×16 Grid, right? How many combinations? As many as the amount of particles in the Universe, right? Now, a Skill in your Brain is one Square. Even worse, it is 16x16x16(x,y,z). The world inside your head is at least one Magnitude larger than the Physical Universe.

        • milu
          milu
          November 9, 2022 at 1:27 pm | #

          i know a lot about music theory generally, not classical music, and sure there are endless ways of dreaming up fun intersections between math and music. i’ve been hanging out in microtonal music spaces lately, and omg the level of math-nerdery going on in there is intense. it’s kind of adorable, honestly. like, i was enjoying music just fine without microtonal brainfuckery, but i’ve been enjoying that particular rabbit hole immensely.

          it’s all in the ultimate service of making interesting music though, and i haven’t heard anyone make the point that being good at math and good at music are somehow comparable. math is just a set of tools to describe or produce music (such as the generation of various tunings or polyrhythms). Best i can see, this is just a specific nerd subculture where math and music intersect. (and even then, a very small subset of math which i understand is a very, very vast and diverse field)

          so, i’m curious about this sort of thing, but skeptical also. as you say Vulcanodon, maybe it’s just people being obsessed with a certain era of erudite european music and especially JS Bach and the likes who think math and music somehow involve similar brain functions. This feels very counter-intuitive to me, because these are two very broad um… things? some music, and some of the cognitive processes involved in creating or listening to it, i strongly suspect have extremely little to do with math. and vice-versa, probably?

          i think the psycho/neurological studies linking musical ability to language are a lot more solid though but that’s a different topic

      • davidbreslin101
        davidbreslin101
        November 9, 2022 at 12:20 pm | #

        Writing harmony and counterpoint in classical music can feel weirdly like drawing using geometric shapes, only the two dimensions are “time” and “pitch”.

        • milu
          milu
          November 9, 2022 at 1:34 pm | #

          so… that sounds like you’re linking music to a certain visual aspect of geometry?

          maybe i’m just tired but i don’t see what your and ButWhyASpoon’s points are. it’s fun to draw comparisons and analogies between two different things, but it might turn out not to tell us anything very deep?

          • davidbreslin101
            davidbreslin101
            November 9, 2022 at 4:06 pm | #

            Wasn’t sure if I should bore everyone in a webcomics comment thread about all the elements in classical music that behave like geometric structures – it’s a lot, anyway, starting with both scales and chords! It feels most obvious when working on classical stuff – not in just hardcore Bach fugues and such, but also in the slushiest of Romantic pieces, there are so many situations where you elaborate material by translating, stretching or recombining it in 2D “pitch-time”. Even writing songs on guitar it’s very handy to visualise the music this way if I need to transpose into a more convenient key.

  38. SmartAlec105
    SmartAlec105
    November 9, 2022 at 12:21 pm | #

    One of my favorite webcomics is Girl Genius. While they’ve been going strong for over a decade and I overall love the art, man does the artist have a bad case of globe boob.

  39. Diana Nock
    Diana Nock
    November 9, 2022 at 3:28 pm | #

    Two of my favorite things in this strip: art theory and Joe genuinely flirting with Joyce.

  40. JepMZ
    JepMZ
    November 9, 2022 at 3:52 pm | #

    I like how they are talking while everyone else can hear in a quiet room lol

  41. Arianod
    Arianod
    November 9, 2022 at 4:52 pm | #

    This is not a threat. Just a friendly reminder.

  42. RedCat
    RedCat
    November 9, 2022 at 5:13 pm | #

    That’s true, but also a little mean.

  43. Taffy
    Taffy
    November 9, 2022 at 8:06 pm | #

    Omg I can’t believe Joyce just legitimately and in all seriousness threatened Joe’s life. What a real and credible threat that has true intent behind it and will definitely cause him genuine lasting harm. He is in true danger from this violent violent woman, truly.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      November 9, 2022 at 9:14 pm | #

      Huh. Funny you should say “violent woman”. While I was researching DoA strips for game ideas, I came upon this strip reminding me of Jennifer’s true nature:

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/05-saturdays-all-right-for-slighting/freshmen/

  44. Felian
    Felian
    November 11, 2022 at 12:52 pm | #

    Somehow first-panel Joe is the most genuine facial expression he’s ever made. Seems like he’s actually not hiding behind his “i’m sexy and i know it“ facade.

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