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June 1, 2026

Found someone

by David M Willis on May 4, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 03 – Joementum
└ Tags: danny, joe, joyce, sal

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    May 4, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

    the Danny version of “Bless your heart”

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      May 4, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      Danny doesn’t want to hurt Joe’s feelings on being a good boyfriend, but Danny doesn’t necessarily believe that Joe is capable of it. I feel like Danny and Sal are going to place bets on how long it takes for Joe and Joyce’s relationship to implode.

      • Taellosse
        Taellosse
        May 4, 2023 at 6:49 pm | #

        I feel like “implode” is emphatically not how their relationship will end – there will be lots of sound and fury, no matter what it signifies

    • Freemage
      Freemage
      May 4, 2023 at 1:54 am | #

      As of this strip, I genuinely WANT Danny and Sal to work. The rest of the existing couples, I’m willing to see go down in entertaining flames if that’s where it takes us, but the chemistry in that last panel is palpable, and displays a considerable level of mutual understanding.

      • Freemage
        Freemage
        May 4, 2023 at 1:56 am | #

        *Reads what I just wrote, sighs melancholily, and prepares the inevitable DYW! post to come….*

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 4, 2023 at 2:19 am | #

      “Bless your hat.”

    • Angel
      Angel
      May 4, 2023 at 7:33 pm | #

      well if he stuck through with him after the list leak i’d assume he’d def be supportive at his attempt at a ‘real’ relationship lol

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    May 4, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

    Danny: “I believe in Joe! Yessir, I am completely, 100% certain that Joe exists. No figment of my imagination could possibly leave that many unwashed sweat-socks around. Look, the paint on the ceiling above the pile is crinkling, no way I made Joe up. Though granted, I did once trip, fall face first into that, and spend the next two days seeing Eleanor Roosevelt hiding behind the curtains.”

    • eh, whatever
      eh, whatever
      May 4, 2023 at 4:06 am | #

      Thank you.

  3. V
    V
    May 4, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Awwww best frieeeeends!

    • Lumino
      Lumino
      May 4, 2023 at 6:40 am | #

      Can I just say, Joe has great facial expressions in this comic. Five, especially, is just really heartwarming. Danny’s affirmance means a lot to him.

  4. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    May 4, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    The key to being a good, supportive friend is an incomplete and selective honesty.

    • Bogeywoman
      Bogeywoman
      May 4, 2023 at 3:08 am | #

      Me when given a gift: “It is very shiny. And round. I like things which are shiny and round.”

    • Dave the Inverted
      Dave the Inverted
      May 5, 2023 at 7:54 pm | #

      I have screenshotted your comment (with your username, because crediting people is a Good Thing). I don’t know when I will deploy it, but I am morally certain that at some point I will do so.

  5. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    May 4, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    I believe he will try his best.

    And what do you think his best is?

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      May 4, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

      Probably better than he thinks.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        May 4, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

        Maybe he won’t be good enough, but I expect him to exceed expectations

        • Jacob
          Jacob
          May 4, 2023 at 7:52 am | #

          I am currently expecting that Joe is going to try really hard to be the good boyfriend, exceed all expectations, then Joyce will snap and want to get absolutely destroyed by him and they will ultimately break up because Joe became a good Christian boy and Joyce became a crazed sex monster.

          Possibly.

          • RacingTurtle
            RacingTurtle
            May 4, 2023 at 9:48 am | #

            Joe is Jewish.

            • APW
              APW
              May 4, 2023 at 11:48 pm | #

              So were literally all of the apostles.

              • RacingTurtle
                RacingTurtle
                May 6, 2023 at 1:11 am | #

                I can say with certainty that this comic will not be featuring the conversion of its most prominent Jewish character to Christianity, because the author is not a gigantic asshole.

  6. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    May 4, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    Joyce not knowing Danny’s name is one of my favourite running gags in this comic.

  7. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    May 4, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    It pleases me that Danny is learning to effectively snark

    • Puppeteer Nessus
      Puppeteer Nessus
      May 4, 2023 at 12:22 am | #

      It’s also good to see Danny and Sal having this same-wavelength snark. Marvel Teammate snark.

  8. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    May 4, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    I believe….that Joe will put forth his best effort and that’s all that matters

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      May 4, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

      At the very least it won’t be his worst effort.

  9. VolticEXE
    VolticEXE
    May 4, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    I wanna believe in Joe…! There’s a genuine effort being put in & an acknowledgement of his dangerous tendencies to the point he was scared of corrupting Joyce.

  10. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    May 4, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    Danny speaking like an elf; they don’t lie, but they don’t necessarily give you the truth either. It’s a wise strategy to adopt, especially if you plan to go into law or politics.

    • Carms
      Carms
      May 4, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

      fucking twist Danny becomes president.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        May 4, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

        Dorothy would die.

        • Tan
          Tan
          May 4, 2023 at 8:46 am | #

          And be reborn as a supervillain.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        May 4, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

        I think Dorothy would have a breakdown if Danny became president. I would love to see her reaction.

      • Chronos
        Chronos
        May 4, 2023 at 4:04 am | #

        Okay, I low-key want to see this because that would be hilarious.

      • MM
        MM
        May 4, 2023 at 7:14 am | #

        That tracks.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      May 4, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      That’s how I lie. Well no, I’ll usually lie by telling mostly the truth but peppering in lies here and there to make me seem more sympathetic while admitting enough fault that I don’t seem like I’m outright fibbing.

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 4, 2023 at 1:15 am | #

        There is an art form to conveying false information by telling the strict and absolute truth that is an interesting intellectual challenge. It is performed strictly for your own amusement though, because people won’t remember what you actually said, but rather what they thought you were saying, or sometimes what they expected you to say regardless of anything you actually said.

        • Dr Sharks
          Dr Sharks
          May 4, 2023 at 10:19 am | #

          I’m trying to play a D&D character right now that is a Fey that does exactly this, and yeah, that shit is HARD to maintain. Especially when you have a lot of secrets.
          “You’re a cleric, right?”
          “Well gosh, why else would I be carryin’ around this holy symbol?”
          “What god do you worship?”
          “Oh! Have you heard of Pelor, god of the Sun? He’s amazin’! My light is but a meager candle compared t’his.”
          “Why do you have horns and hooves?”
          “Aw, I hope ya don’t judge my daddy too harshly. It must get so lonely on a goat farm.”

          • Aviator
            Aviator
            May 4, 2023 at 11:04 am | #

            I think I might have to try this method of Roleplay.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            May 4, 2023 at 11:48 am | #

            It’s definitely a thing that works better in fiction. It falls apart pretty fast if people start to question you.

            • Dr. Sharks
              Dr. Sharks
              May 4, 2023 at 11:13 pm | #

              The game has been online since this character was introduced (my previous one retired), which is lucky because I have a bunch of post-its on my screen with reminders for ways to get out of saying things. The southern accent really helps; it makes me seem harmless, makes double negatives sound unintentional, lets me get away with omitting “a” and “the” to mask whether I’m speaking generally or specifically, that sort of thing. In practice it winds up less like “don’t tell lies” and more like “avoid actually making any concrete statements of fact at all.”

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      May 4, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      Also like an elf, if you tickle Danny’s chin and answer his riddles three, he’ll grant you a wish.

      It’s Danny though, so hopefully your wish is for haberdashery advice or a ukulele cover of “We Don’t Talk About Bruno”.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        May 4, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

        Such a hard decision to choose, I can’t decide which would be “better.”

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        May 4, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

        You think he’d try and do different character voices or just sing every part the same?

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      May 4, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

      Telling the truth, even a half-truth, is always going to be more effective than having to tell an outright lie.

      • foamy
        foamy
        May 4, 2023 at 1:43 am | #

        On the contrary: The world belongs to those who can look you straight in the eye and say the sky is green.

        People actually pick up pretty well on too-clever-by-half evasions. A simple lie, delivered with confidence, is far more convincing.

      • someone
        someone
        May 4, 2023 at 4:23 am | #

        The most effective way of lying is the conspiracy peddler way: tell an obvious, absurd lie, but a different one every day. Never try to be self-consistent, you should contradict yourself constantly. Just flood your victims under a deluge of incoherent lies. In the end, people will give up and stop believing your contradictors instead of being rational and stopping paying attention to what you say.

    • jflb96
      jflb96
      May 4, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

      They give you the truth, just not all of the truth. Enough of the truth that you fill in the gaps how they want you to. It’s very useful in all manner of scenarios; I used to use it to get out of morning shifts by telling a completely unrelated story about how my brother needed a lift to work.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      May 4, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

      One ring for the Ukele Dorks under their hats
      Three rings for the freshmen in their halls of dorm
      Seven rings to alchohlic RA’s doomed to cry
      And one ring to Prof Brock in the sublab of Bio101
      Where the shadows lie

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        May 4, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

        That was fantastic, I had to take a moment to breathe and not choke to death after laughing. Thank you.

  11. nobodybasically
    nobodybasically
    May 4, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    “There’s no question in my mind, Joe does exist. Just like love, we know he’s there, waiting to be missed.”

  12. True Survivor
    True Survivor
    May 4, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    This conversation must look very strange from the outside of the building. I would have thought someone would have stopped Sal from doing this awhile ago, butt I guess no body cares.

    • Puppeteer Nessus
      Puppeteer Nessus
      May 4, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

      This college is like Hogwarts with its indifference to student safety

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 4, 2023 at 1:31 am | #

        You tend not to make rules about things you expect no-one to be stupid enough to try. That is, until someone tries them.

        Depending on the state, speed limits apply to all motorized vehicles and if you have a car with no motor, you can drive it down a mountain just as fast as it will go by picking up speed, and it’s perfectly legal. There didn’t use to be laws preventing you from climbing the outsides of skyscrapers.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          May 4, 2023 at 2:22 am | #

          Safety regs are written in blood.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            May 4, 2023 at 8:11 am | #

            Yup. Everytime you come across some absurd law or regulation, remember that it only exists because somebody did the thing.

            • TerribleTransit
              TerribleTransit
              May 4, 2023 at 11:56 am | #

              Well, sometimes it’s because someone made up stories about doing the thing and perpetuated that lie in an attempt to demonize the group that “did the thing”. But, like, usually it’s the reason you said.

    • Kirt Dankmyer
      Kirt Dankmyer
      May 4, 2023 at 8:43 am | #

      Folks of all genders are too busy checking out Sal’s posterior to think of the safety implications.

  13. Dana
    Dana
    May 4, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Dan’s got a good balance of loyalty to his friend and realism going.

  14. BBCC
    BBCC
    May 4, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Yeeeeaaaaaah, you’re gonna have to prove that, Joe.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      May 4, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

      I take it your quest for Sal continues? Or has Robin won you over?

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 4, 2023 at 1:35 am | #

        Mine does. I have Walky, but Sal tends to be elusive for us mere mortals.

  15. Suet
    Suet
    May 4, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    Touché, Sal, but… YOU get a double date! YOU get a double date! Everyone gets a triple date!! Because so far it’s

    Lucy with Walky
    Sal with Danny
    Joyce with Joe

    Dorothy with

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      May 4, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

      Dorothy with Arnold.

      • Jon S.
        Jon S.
        May 4, 2023 at 3:04 am | #

        Dorothy with Maytag.

      • KM
        KM
        May 4, 2023 at 5:55 am | #

        I appreciate your commitment to this ship. Speaking as someone who goes back from time to time to reread every Shortpacked!Arnold strip.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          May 4, 2023 at 3:25 pm | #

          Have you ever stopped to consider how friggin’ huge this campus is? Like, we only see the stuff the main cast is doing, but everywhere, always, all those other people are having their own adventures we’ll never ever know!

          until the meet cute.

      • Seregiel
        Seregiel
        May 4, 2023 at 1:47 pm | #

        Dorothy with Jacob. 🙂

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      May 4, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

      Yeah I honestly hope they swing this thing into a triple date.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      May 4, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

      Dorothy with “fun-size” Walky.

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      May 4, 2023 at 9:57 am | #

      Dorothy can be the wedding triple-date smasher. Having two of her ex-boyfriends in the same place would make for a lot of possibilities for Bad Decisions to happen, and she’s been falling into a lot of those.

  16. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    May 4, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    Joyce saying/believing she seduced Joe is somehow the cutest thing about this whole thing.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      May 4, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

      I hope she doesn’t actually believe that for two reasons: 1) It doesn’t give Joe as much credit, as he actively trying to be a better person. and 2) Joyce thinking she can singlehandedly “fix” someone is not a healthy mindset and is fraught with the potential to backfire.

      • Grayfinity
        Grayfinity
        May 4, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

        Repeat of Ethan?

      • Meagan
        Meagan
        May 4, 2023 at 1:01 am | #

        Hey, she’s still young and has grown a lot and so has Joe. She isn’t gonna be perfectly wise and all-knowing about relationships while still in her freshmen year of college. Also, I think she’s being tongue-in-cheek.

        • Gigafreak
          Gigafreak
          May 4, 2023 at 9:59 am | #

          As Joe himself once pointed out, Joyce is gradually but continually shedding the layers of fucked-up-ness embedded in her brain; she might be okay after all.

          Of course, in this story, there’s always the chance that she’ll make a wrong turn somewhere. But Joyce being who she is, it seems unlikely.

    • Angel
      Angel
      May 4, 2023 at 2:00 am | #

      well, if they had gone to diff colleges i don’t think joe would be the way he is now…so she’s not wrong, if a bit more indireclty lol

    • hastur
      hastur
      May 4, 2023 at 11:22 am | #

      Yeah, who is this woman who used both “sex” and “seduced” in a sentence, and what has she done with Joyce?

  17. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    May 4, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    Sometimes, the best you can do is to die in a science lab explosion give your friend all the supportive words that you can honestly give without lying.

  18. EpochFlame
    EpochFlame
    May 4, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    joyce not knowing dan’s name continues to be hilarious

  19. EpochFlame
    EpochFlame
    May 4, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

    getting some excellent joe expressions here

  20. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    May 4, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    I love Joe and Danny’s friendship more than any couple in this comic. They can all break up, but if Danny and Joe stop being bros is when we know it’s really over.

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      May 4, 2023 at 1:47 am | #

      Joe/Danny are pretty much the only genuinely, 100%, consistently wholesome friendship in the whole damn comic, and Dina/Becky are pretty much the only wholesome romance. It amuses me to no end how, like, literally every other line in this soap opera’s relationship graph has SOME kind of horribly toxic BS mixed in somewhere or other, EXCEPT for those two.
      ..And yes, I know Sal and Danny’s relationship is also looking pretty good so far, but like she said, they’ve only been dating a week, so I’m not counting them here.
      (I eagerly await your counterexamples!)

      • Mturtle7
        Mturtle7
        May 4, 2023 at 1:51 am | #

        Oh, and just to be clear: I’m not saying that Dina/Becky is on the *same* level of wholesomeness as Joe & Danny. Like Yotomoe, I like Joe/Danny more than all other pairings of all kinds. Dina/Becky might be great, but they haven’t been together since before the beginning of the comic, while Joe & Danny have. I don’t make the rules, sorry Dina/Becky fans, that’s just the way it is.

  21. Bruh
    Bruh
    May 4, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

    Danny knows Joe, and I don’t blame him for his lack of faith.

    But I will have faith in Joe. Please Willis, please. Let us have this one.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      May 4, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

      You are praying to a mad god, your wishes mean nothing in the grand scheme. Only He knows how this will end.

      But I can predict the ending: Everybody breaks up and the only person still standing at the end is Carla with her sign.

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 4, 2023 at 1:37 am | #

        Eat at Arby’s.

      • JBento
        JBento
        May 4, 2023 at 6:09 am | #

        And the sign will read: “Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair”. Nothing beside reamins.

      • MM
        MM
        May 4, 2023 at 7:16 am | #

        Soggies may rule.

        Or perhaps doggies. Autocorrect seems quite insistent on the latter.

        • milu
          milu
          May 4, 2023 at 7:38 am | #

          I mean, Autocorrect has a point.
          doggies do rule

          • Ed Callahan
            Ed Callahan
            May 4, 2023 at 8:02 am | #

            Cats rule, doggies drool.
            (That’s an actual quote, but I can’t remember from where.)

  22. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    May 4, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

    “I believe Joe will either be a perfect gentleman, or give Joyce a truly phenomenal first time. Maybe both but probably just one of those things.”

    • Diana Nock
      Diana Nock
      May 4, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

      —Michael Scott

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      May 4, 2023 at 12:25 am | #

      He’ll never be able to top the dryer. she peaked on that Maytag and it’s all downhill from here.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        May 4, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

        Joe is actually part Dryer on his fathers side.

        • Clif
          Clif
          May 4, 2023 at 1:39 am | #

          The Philadelphia Dryers or the Boston Dryers?

        • milu
          milu
          May 4, 2023 at 6:20 am | #

          It’s quite a sad story, really.
          Joe’s gram met this dashing young dryer in a shop and they fell in love. She would go to the shop after hours with a skeleton key to spend time with the dryer. But her family found out, and also the shop owner, and because this was a different time, they were both found guilty on charges of obscenity, breaking & entering and being a fucking weirdo (well, mostly her).
          Her parents got her married and moved away in a hurry, the dryer was quickly sold at half-price. They never saw each other again. But nine months later…..

  23. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    May 4, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

    It’s been 15 whole seconds, and Joe has not said anything lewd about Sal’s position. This might only go sideways temporarily.

  24. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    May 4, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

    I went looking for previous Joyce and Danny interactions and yeah, Joyce’s response here checks out.

    https://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-9-comic/02-but-the-sun-still-shines/guys-2/

    • Cattleprod
      Cattleprod
      May 4, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

      Ooh, new Joyce avatar, topical.

  25. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    May 4, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

    Is Sal going to actually enter I mean she might be comfortable with her abodmen pressing against the window with her touchus hanging out in the cold but for me personally it’s uncomfortable.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      May 4, 2023 at 12:32 am | #

      Never tried being halfway in a window like that myself but I imagine it can’t be very comfortable. But Sal has a lot more experience climbing windows and stuff so who knows?

  26. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    May 4, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

    Is it just me, or is Joyce actively trying to not remember Danny’s name? Or at least actively pretend to not know his name?

    • Alongcameaspider
      Alongcameaspider
      May 4, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

      Part of me thinks that she thinks it’s a clever inside joke they share

    • Autogatos
      Autogatos
      May 4, 2023 at 6:38 am | #

      I always assumed it’s an inside joke for readers who previously read Roomies: Joyce was obsessed with Danny in that strip so it’s funny/ironic that she is so indifferent to him she can’t even remember his name in this alternate universe.

      • Psi Baka Onna
        Psi Baka Onna
        May 4, 2023 at 7:20 am | #

        Nah, Joyce is just super invested in the state of Danny’s headwear. If he starts experimenting in different styles, she will start making charts to follow the progression.

    • Segnosaur
      Segnosaur
      May 4, 2023 at 4:02 pm | #

      I don’t think she’s pretending not to know Danny’s name….

      In one strip, Lucy was asking Joyce if she knew any boys to invite to a movie night. Joyce pictured images of Mike, Ethan, Joe and Jacob in her mind. But when it came to Danny, she just imagined an empty shirt and the hat. So for whatever reason, she seems to genuinely have a blank in her mind when it comes to Danny.

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-9-comic/02-but-the-sun-still-shines/guys-2/

  27. Dday
    Dday
    May 4, 2023 at 12:25 am | #

    I am a committed Joetheist! There’s no such thing as Joe and there never was!

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      May 4, 2023 at 12:34 am | #

      Wouldn’t not believing Joe exists be an anti-Joetheist? Joetheism would be believing in and worshipping Joe; anti-Joetheism would be not worshipping or believing in Joe.

      • Dday
        Dday
        May 4, 2023 at 2:06 am | #

        Sigh.. I’m converting to agJoestic. If Joe exists, he has deliberately concealed his true nature from us average non-Joes; therefore, a truly benevolent Joe would never judge me for being uncertain.

  28. drs
    drs
    May 4, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

    Who will break up first?

    Becky and Dina

    Joyce and Joe

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      May 4, 2023 at 12:36 am | #

      Becky and Dina will never break up. As long as I keep saying that, it will definitely be true. So the correct answer is Joe and Joyce; as much as I want them to never break up, they have a higher chance of it happening.

      • zee
        zee
        May 4, 2023 at 1:04 pm | #

        I mean Willis did say “when will people realize these two are gonna be just fine” when people were initiating Dina’s asexuality would doom them. So probably JoJo

        • Seregiel
          Seregiel
          May 4, 2023 at 1:49 pm | #

          Them being fine is not necessarily fine together and Willis has backtracked previously.

  29. Twig
    Twig
    May 4, 2023 at 12:35 am | #

    Joe genuinely wants to be a better person and is trying and is making progress and everycreature has such lack of faith in him 😭😭😭😭😭 it Pains me

  30. Just an Armadillo
    Just an Armadillo
    May 4, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

    I’m glad that Danny has the good sense to not blurt out exactly what he’s thinking here for a change, because I honestly don’t think there’s a single character who could hurt Joe more.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      May 4, 2023 at 12:59 am | #

      You mean besides Joyce right? I feel like both Joyce and Danny have equal power to hurt Joe emotionally.

      • Just an Armadillo
        Just an Armadillo
        May 4, 2023 at 8:54 pm | #

        I’d put her at second place. Joe definitely cares about what Joyce thinks of him, but Danny is a constant in his life. He has been with Joe through everything.

    • Clif
      Clif
      May 4, 2023 at 1:43 am | #

      This is only because Mike is dead. See Joe and Joyce’s first date where Mike hurt Joe plenty.

  31. Tarnagh
    Tarnagh
    May 4, 2023 at 12:47 am | #

    The best way to lie is to tell the right amount of truth and shut up.

    Good job, Danny.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      May 4, 2023 at 1:14 am | #

      I feel like he’s being honest that he believes in Joe, but probably he believes Joe is sincere in wanting to do his best, since he’s seen Joe’s efforts and knows Joe has gone to him for advice, etc. I don’t think he necessarily expects Joe to not slip up, at least, not yet, but that’s also realistic as far as expectations go.

  32. Versen
    Versen
    May 4, 2023 at 12:51 am | #

    Wow that interaction made me literally yelp with joy. Been a minute since that happened.

    • Versen
      Versen
      May 4, 2023 at 12:51 am | #

      Heh nice one gravatar

  33. Alongcameaspider
    Alongcameaspider
    May 4, 2023 at 12:52 am | #

    I hope Joe successfully becomes a better person out of spite for those who don’t believe in him

    • Chronos
      Chronos
      May 4, 2023 at 4:36 am | #

      Spite *is* a powerful motivator.

  34. Sev
    Sev
    May 4, 2023 at 12:52 am | #

    Really not looking forward to the payoff where Joyce’s aggressively unsolved issues with intimacy traumatize Joe at his most well-meaning. At least, that’s where this dynamic seems to be pointing?

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      May 4, 2023 at 1:17 am | #

      I feel like the payoff might be that Joyce will want to have sex before Joe does, and Joe’s going to have to navigate that fear.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        May 4, 2023 at 11:55 am | #

        Plus for him “sexual desire” and “emotional intimacy” have been disconnected for so long, he might have difficulty when they’re aligning.

    • darkgloomie
      darkgloomie
      May 4, 2023 at 2:04 am | #

      Joe already has had that trauma with whatshhername, Sarah’s sister. He seems too have navigated through, but we haven’t seen him going for sex again

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 4, 2023 at 2:27 am | #

      I think his encounter with Liz served that need for the story, or at least set those wheels in motion in his head.

      • Autogatos
        Autogatos
        May 4, 2023 at 6:36 am | #

        Yeah it’s possible his previous encounter with Liz will make him more anxious about the same thing happening with Joyce and make him unexpectedly (to her) reluctant.

    • zee
      zee
      May 4, 2023 at 1:15 pm | #

      I kinda feel like that scene with Liz will end up being a foil to when the Jos actually hook up. Because as much as that wasn’t too long ago in comic, Liz still represented Joyce at a very different point of her journey. She’d *just* left the church, not even publicly yet, and had all the hangups surrounding that. And her sexual trauma and repression was still largely unaddressed. A lot has happened since then. She’s been forced to face her sexuality with the “hussy pills”, her still very christian best friend had premarital Hankey pankey and they had a really good conversation about both those things. She’s been orgasming, on purpose, even if the start was a bit unconventional. And throughout the day even she’s been getting more and more comfortable with just, being a person with sexual desires and stating that, at least to the one she desires. She still has a ways to go, you can’t undo 18 years of sexual repression in a week, and there’s potentially unrelated to all that her SA trauma which could be triggered. But Joe is taking things really slow and at her pace (he’s made some positive steps after recovering from the initial “ruined” hit) and they’ve been really good about communicating. I think their first time will be fine

      • zee
        zee
        May 4, 2023 at 1:19 pm | #

        Oops, rambly wall of text. Sorry!

        Tldr Joyce is in a good place and they have been really good at communicating, their first time will probably be fine at least emotionally and act as a narrative foil to Liz

  35. Lingo
    Lingo
    May 4, 2023 at 12:54 am | #

    I declare that from now on, Sal should only be seen in this position: sticking halfway through the window in perpetuity, like a sideways Oscar the Grouch.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      May 4, 2023 at 1:21 am | #

      I am half-expecting a strip to just show that there are a handful of people outside just staring at her ass.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        May 4, 2023 at 7:49 am | #

        Ssh! No bonus strip spoilers!

  36. anonymsly
    anonymsly
    May 4, 2023 at 1:00 am | #

    I really shouldn’t be as charmed as I am by Joyce and Joe just being happy with each other while everyone around them is all ‘YIKES here comes the dumpster fire, I’ll just carry marshmallows with me’.

    But yeah, good job Danny – support your eternal BFF without lying in words OR sentiment. (I do think the first time Joe gets really squishy about Joyce or otherwise does boyfriend/emotional things without being prodded Danny will take note.)

    • Autogatos
      Autogatos
      May 4, 2023 at 6:34 am | #

      This is the couple I most desperately want to work out and I am terrified it will somehow implode and hoping it does not.

      It IS basically one of the most classic romance tropes: bad boy, morally grey character, or guy uninterested in being tied down, reformed by his falling in love with someone totally unexpected. I’m always a sucker for that trope.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        May 4, 2023 at 8:20 am | #

        Kind of a love/hate relationship with that trope. It’s often cute and enjoyable when it’s well done, but it really feeds into the idea that it’ll work in real life. That if the bad boy’s interested in you, he’ll really fall for you and change, when it’s far more likely he’ll just get what he wants and move on.

        • Seregiel
          Seregiel
          May 4, 2023 at 1:57 pm | #

          I mean I’m kinda in that boat – not with bad boys but sarcassholes. I do best with really strong personalities so a good majority of my long relationships had started antagonistic. That said… breaking up seems to have brought the most change or maybe clarity in my former partners… a suspiciously large amount of them married the one after me. I chock that up to them learning EXACTLY what they like and dislike after spending time with a mutual strong headed idiot. 🙂

  37. Meagan
    Meagan
    May 4, 2023 at 1:00 am | #

    The art in this comic has gotten so friggin good. That dynamic picture of Joyce in the first panel is so precise and also shows movement. And Joe’s eyes watering up are precious. Everything is great.

    • milu
      milu
      May 4, 2023 at 6:24 am | #

      Agree! That first panel is just perf 🤌

  38. Taffy
    Taffy
    May 4, 2023 at 1:05 am | #

    This one is also very cute. I love Joe legitimately appreciating his best bro’s belief, even if it’s a little sideways.

  39. Comic.phile
    Comic.phile
    May 4, 2023 at 1:12 am | #

    I can see these guys, and Amber as becoming a group with each other.

  40. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    May 4, 2023 at 1:14 am | #

    Joe’s face as he’s emotionally touched is just too goddamn cute.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      May 4, 2023 at 1:21 am | #

      Panel 3 Joyce and Joe’s faces are also fucking adorable.

  41. guavajagular
    guavajagular
    May 4, 2023 at 1:15 am | #

    Surprised no one has commented with a “I believe in Joe….. Joe mama!” joke yet. Thought for sure it’d be snatched up

    • Clif
      Clif
      May 4, 2023 at 1:48 am | #

      Mike would have had a Joe mama joke ready.

      It would have involved nickles.

  42. Ashley
    Ashley
    May 4, 2023 at 1:20 am | #

    they could go on a triple date for maximum awkward. but honestly i do believe in joe. im worried im going to get my heart broken but im choosing to believe in him.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      May 4, 2023 at 8:36 am | #

      I do believe in Joe here, but only because this is fiction. Pretty sure Willis isn’t going to turn his arc around at this point.

      If it was real life, I’d be with Danny.
      Or Dorothy.

  43. J. Steven York
    J. Steven York
    May 4, 2023 at 1:48 am | #

    People keep thinking that when this goes wrong, it will be Joe that does something bad in Joyce’s direction. But I remain true to my conviction that Joyce has the potential to destroy Joe (No, not THAT way, but — maybe?). Joe has opened himself up to having — feelings, and I think he’s potentially WAY more vulnerable than people give him credit for.

    • slarstorm
      slarstorm
      May 4, 2023 at 2:23 am | #

      Oh, definitely. Joe actually strikes me as a pretty sensitive guy, in the sense that he went out of his way to keep his relationships at an arms distance for casual hook ups.

      Both Joyce and Joe are putting a lot of stock into this relationship emotionally.

      • Amós Batista
        Amós Batista
        May 4, 2023 at 6:20 am | #

        A pretty sensitive guy? Joe??

        • Mark
          Mark
          May 4, 2023 at 7:19 am | #

          I wonder if Joe’s horndog persona wasn’t constructed precisely because Joe is sensitive and wanted a shield against feelings that he couldn’t deal with when he was a bit younger.

          Now I wonder if Dorothy could shed some light on that.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            May 4, 2023 at 7:51 am | #

            Could? Maybe.

            Would? Eeh…

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            May 4, 2023 at 8:39 am | #

            It’s possible there’s some of that, but we’ve got a good look at why Joe constructed the horndog persona and the main motivation was so that no girls would get attached to him and get hurt when he inevitably turned out like his dad and cheated.
            Some of that could have been an excuse for not letting his own feelings get hurt, but there’s been a lot of narrative investment in that part of it. It’s got to be at least the major reason.

  44. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    May 4, 2023 at 1:56 am | #

    Sal goes on double dates with Jesus Christ?

    is that Historical Jesus or the other one?

  45. Angel
    Angel
    May 4, 2023 at 2:00 am | #

    lol you’d think being able to date sal/getting her as a gf would be enough for joyce to learn dan’s name lol

    • Autogatos
      Autogatos
      May 4, 2023 at 6:27 am | #

      At this point it’s such a running joke that I want to suspend disbelief and have her irrationally never ever learn his name.

      Like 6 years down the line, things miraculously go well for a couple in this comic and Sal and Danny invite Joyce to their wedding…but she still doesn’t know Danny’s name.

      She’s showing Joe the invitation, with “You are invited to the wedding of Danny and Sal” and she still doesn’t know it even though it’s written RIGHT THERE.

      • Peep
        Peep
        May 4, 2023 at 8:58 am | #

        “Sal and who?? I thought she was really serious with your friend with the hat!”

  46. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    May 4, 2023 at 2:05 am | #

    All good eggs that go good in ramen, and straight into my alien belly! 🤤

  47. Steelbright
    Steelbright
    May 4, 2023 at 2:12 am | #

    No, Joyce, i think it’s possible that you used to put on a front as a good girlfriend and you have seduced yourself into turning into a sex monster.

    I genuinely hope that’s how this goes down anyway ^^

    • Alkahest
      Alkahest
      May 4, 2023 at 3:48 am | #

      Yeah I’m with you, I think Joe will be the good boyfriend and Joyce the sex monster 😀

  48. Marillius
    Marillius
    May 4, 2023 at 2:20 am | #

    The most dramatic and unexpected thing that could possibly happen is that Joe does nothing wrong, grows as a person and gets over some of his issues.

    My money is on Joyce fucking it up again. I’d rather that then Joe cheat or anything else that he could be capable of doing, since pretty much anything he believes himself capable of is varying levels of ‘I can never like this character again’.

    I’d rather they just not work as a couple mutually since any end to their relationship seems like a really bad one, but probably not this comic.

    • Marillius
      Marillius
      May 4, 2023 at 2:20 am | #

      Hell yes! I’ve got a Danny avatar now. And one that really suits me!

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      May 4, 2023 at 8:44 am | #

      One of the things that frustrates me about Joe as a character is that we’ve never seen him do anything remotely that bad. Despite that being a very likely outcome of his early approach to women, there’s no indication that he’s ever actually hurt anyone personally.

      Plenty of other characters have gotten their really dark moments, but Joe’s have always been kept on the kind of impersonal creepy level.

      • Seregiel
        Seregiel
        May 4, 2023 at 1:59 pm | #

        Probably because that’s more common than people who hurt others physically?

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          May 4, 2023 at 2:49 pm | #

          I can definitely see that, but for me it leaves Joe in this really awkward place.

      • Marillius
        Marillius
        May 4, 2023 at 10:42 pm | #

        I think you might be forgetting the list. Ignoring the dehuminification that it requires to make people into numbers, and that definitely seemed to offend even some of the people he slept with, there is also the fact that he’s on a college. There is a culture on most campuses that also demunizes women.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          May 5, 2023 at 8:26 am | #

          I’m not, but the list was kind of abstract. It’s creepy and awful, but it doesn’t hit as hard as one woman he’d slept with serious regrets about it would.

  49. Holly
    Holly
    May 4, 2023 at 2:24 am | #

    Joe’s asked Danny advice on being a Good Boyfriend before, so at least Danny has a little more context and forewarning than everyone else!

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      May 4, 2023 at 4:49 am | #

      Right, which is what I think Danny is saying here that he believes in, Joe’s earnestness. Guessing his reservation is more in if he can pull it off or not, but he knows Joe *is* trying, genuinely.

      Hehe, guess Danny knows the true identity of “Julia Gray”, since Joe would not initially tell him who he was going after.

      • Matthew Davis
        Matthew Davis
        May 4, 2023 at 7:08 am | #

        I think Danny’s blind spot is himself. He seems pretty solid when it comes to others.

      • RacingTurtle
        RacingTurtle
        May 4, 2023 at 10:18 pm | #

        It would be really funny to me if one of Danny’s reservations here is “Joe literally just told me he was interested in Julia, how good a boyfriend can he possibly be for Joyce”.

  50. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    May 4, 2023 at 3:48 am | #

    I would bet Joyce would be the one to ruin this relationship.

  51. Yeet
    Yeet
    May 4, 2023 at 4:02 am | #

    I wonder if Joyce is going to snap about people assuming it’s going to go wrong.
    Becky, Dina, and (eventually) Dorothy were accepting but people who don’t know her quite as well are probably going to react more like Sal and Walky. Amber doesn’t get to place as accepting, more excessively enthusiastic to a potentially well documented (online in an anonymised AO3 fic) degree.
    It’s… somewhat understandable from the POV that Joyce is Super Innocent but she’s been moving away from that person and getting mad when people don’t accept the change.
    Anyway, beyond a certain point “lol good luck with that relationship” gets insulting and she’s been learning being the kind of person to get judgey at people’s bad decisions that don’t effect others is kind of a dick move literally the entire time.
    (As well as radically reevaluating what a bad decision is and removing things like “atheism” or “dancing with boys without parental supervision” or “sex” from that list.)

    • Matthew Davis
      Matthew Davis
      May 4, 2023 at 7:09 am | #

      Amber’s trying to be The Good Supportive Sister, for the value of Good Supportive Sister that coexists with “I am Garbage.”

  52. Ophidiophile
    Ophidiophile
    May 4, 2023 at 4:28 am | #

    I’m really liking this Danny.

  53. Allison Branford
    Allison Branford
    May 4, 2023 at 4:31 am | #

    The point of a double date, is for couples to effectively chaperone themselves via public shame and embarassment. This prevents the couple from finding alone time with their ~bodily urges~. This assumes of course that the double date doesn’t descend into some sort of sex party. But that is why Joyce and Lucy are into such things. They should do their double date together, and leave Sal and Danny alone.

    • Axel
      Axel
      May 4, 2023 at 5:47 am | #

      I mean, yes probably for Joyce and Lucy. It can also be a chance to hang out with your friends and dates

    • Autogatos
      Autogatos
      May 4, 2023 at 6:22 am | #

      The double dates I’ve been on were just two sets of couple friends who wanted to hang out?

      Like even in sitcoms it’s a common trope for someone in a newly married couple to constantly try to push their friends into relationships so they can all ~*double date*~ as a group couple activity.

  54. Amelie Wikström
    Amelie Wikström
    May 4, 2023 at 4:34 am | #

    Dang, Joe really needed to hear that.
    But Dan Danned it up by not really meaning it.

  55. Plaaaa
    Plaaaa
    May 4, 2023 at 5:39 am | #

    Dan believes Joe exists. He is not just an imaginary friend created created by bronze age shepherds.

  56. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    May 4, 2023 at 5:41 am | #

    oh Dannyboy XD

  57. Autogatos
    Autogatos
    May 4, 2023 at 6:18 am | #

    I believe in Joe too. Or at least I want to believe!
    *x-files theme plays*

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      May 4, 2023 at 12:00 pm | #

      I believe in Joe…
      ♫♪ Amethyst, and Pearl – And Steven

  58. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    May 4, 2023 at 7:05 am | #

    Wait, Joe has been categorized as “boyfriend” already? I have to look back thru the last weeks.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      May 4, 2023 at 6:37 pm | #

      Yup. After like two days of flirting.

  59. milu
    milu
    May 4, 2023 at 7:34 am | #

    Meantimes i’m yawning my jaw off, all this straight cutesiness does nothing for my blackened queer heart. I just hope this is Willis painstakingly lining up all his ships only to go Naval Battle on them like some scary kid playing by himself in a psychiatrist’s office 😙

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      May 4, 2023 at 11:48 am | #

      Joe almost had sex with Liz less than a week ago, a couple of days before he told Joyce he had the feels, and Sarah might have suspicions about that (Danny definitely knows, and he has a tendency to say inopportune things without thinking).
      Joyce had a sexual encounter with Dorothy after Joe told her he had feelings for her, and since Dorothy took her to a public place to do it, other people possibly know, but definitely Carla, who has a tendency to want to say inopportune things.

      Anyways, can’t wait for the next chapter, “This was Roller Derby”

  60. Thanatos
    Thanatos
    May 4, 2023 at 7:45 am | #

    THIS! This is how you can be honest without being a d**k. You don’t have to lie to be supportive of people. You just tell truths that can be open to interpretation and if you can’t do that respectfully, you just keep your dang mouth shut!

  61. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    May 4, 2023 at 7:48 am | #

    LET HIM BE HAPPY LOOK AT HIM

  62. vulcanodon
    vulcanodon
    May 4, 2023 at 8:20 am | #

    I get the impression Joe was not truly comfortable in the sex monster presentation; it is literally how he was raised. Goes off to college, hits consequences + counterexamples, and immediately moves in a better direction.

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      May 4, 2023 at 3:11 pm | #

      He literally says in-comic it was a coping mechanism because he didn’t want to hurt people like his dad hurt people, and he thinks he’s genetically incapable of being faithful because his dad is a serial cheater.

      He thinks/thought that if he’s up front with being a man ho, the people who get with him don’t expect him to be faithful, so when his dad genes kick in and he cheats, it won’t hurt them as badly.

      • vulcanodon
        vulcanodon
        May 4, 2023 at 3:47 pm | #

        I remember that, but not when the discussion took place. The fact that he’s trying now suggests to me he may not believe that rationalization anymore.

        His transformation didn’t happen all at once, but it started early. And it is ongoing.

  63. egg egg
    egg egg
    May 4, 2023 at 9:33 am | #

    I can see it now, there is a double date of Joyce. Joe, Walky, and Lucy on the horizon.

    • egg egg
      egg egg
      May 4, 2023 at 9:34 am | #

      No.

      • egg egg
        egg egg
        May 4, 2023 at 9:34 am | #

        Maybe if I was still 15.

    • Big Z
      Big Z
      May 4, 2023 at 9:34 am | #

      Honestly kinda think I’m rooting for this now.

  64. Bryy
    Bryy
    May 4, 2023 at 12:01 pm | #

    Joyce, it’s literally only been a few hours.

    • vulcanodon
      vulcanodon
      May 4, 2023 at 3:44 pm | #

      That’s weird because she’s never been impulsive before!

  65. BOOSTER SHOT
    BOOSTER SHOT
    May 4, 2023 at 12:43 pm | #

    Ugh, I am loving the Roomies! vibes of this strip so much

    Just seeing Sal and Danny hanging out together talking about Joe is good shit

    And every time Joyce doesn’t know Danny’s name I am hooting and quite frequently hollering

  66. Quinn
    Quinn
    May 4, 2023 at 12:54 pm | #

    After so much comments-section hate on Danny for so long, is it weird that he’s become the voice of the comments section?

    • JepMZ
      JepMZ
      May 4, 2023 at 1:55 pm | #

      Yeah, it’s quite the character development. I wonder when’s the last time someone said “Danny’d it up”

      • Wereg
        Wereg
        May 4, 2023 at 9:57 pm | #

        I feel like it was around a year ago, but I cannot remember what happened

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      May 4, 2023 at 3:07 pm | #

      They hated him because he was them.

  67. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    May 4, 2023 at 1:27 pm | #

    Sal’s face today and yesterday are the greatest in entire comic.

  68. Raja
    Raja
    May 4, 2023 at 2:22 pm | #

    Joe’s little C: made me also go C:

  69. Roam85
    Roam85
    May 4, 2023 at 2:48 pm | #

    Joe’s eyes and calling Danny “Dan” spoke to me today.

  70. Moonie
    Moonie
    May 4, 2023 at 4:55 pm | #

    Sal was already my favorite character but now she and Danny are my extra favorite

  71. goggleman64
    goggleman64
    May 4, 2023 at 6:28 pm | #

    Oh my God, Joe’s face in panel 5 gets me right in the heart @u@

    • TulipKitten
      TulipKitten
      May 4, 2023 at 10:43 pm | #

      Must protecc

  72. JasonAW3
    JasonAW3
    May 4, 2023 at 7:24 pm | #

    I don’t believe it! It seems like Sal and Danny ACTUALLY make a good couple!

  73. Perdellian
    Perdellian
    May 5, 2023 at 8:00 pm | #

    A good egg?
    Something tells me Joe is as cis as they come, but *shrug*

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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
Mammal solidarity “stealing and eating a treat with your dexterous little hands”
paulle.bsky.social's user avatarPaul Lê @paulle.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
I'm obsessed with this li'l hungry bub.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
*weird dean sounds*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
Got my pointy Galvatron slippers.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
Rolling Stone is one of the few news outlets that know how to write headlines.
rollingstone.com's user avatarRolling Stone @rollingstone.com ⋅ 1d
Report: Elon Used So Much Ketamine He Couldn’t Pee Right The New York Times reports that the billionaire experienced some negative effects from frequent drug use while stumping for Trump last year
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Elon Used So Much Ketamine He Couldn't Pee Right: Report
Elon Musk's frequent use of ketamine during the 2024 campaign caused him to experience bladder problems, according to The New York Times.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
everyone: remember to transform your ss86 scavenger so that the shovel arm hangs off his ass like a floppy butt-penis
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PAK @papaalphakilo.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Sam Reich doing a little dance on the set of
rajandelman.bsky.social's user avatarBlue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
We need a liberal Jigsaw
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i tell ya, my wife is bi. yeah, she bi and i pay!
maggiewestrum.bsky.social's user avatarMaggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
we need a rodney dangerfield of the left
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Oh hey Hulu released the new King of the Hill intro I boarded
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
thanks for the three bigfoot-esque images of cyberworld optimus prime, hasbro pr
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
"so now what?" "well handing her every knife in the house has worked out for us so far"
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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
CYBERWORLD trailer! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTsf...
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Transformers: CYBERWORLD | OFFICIAL TEASER TRAILER | Transformers Official
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
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It's Malaya!  They seem incredulous.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the need for the inclusion of the graphic is a sad reminder of the shockingly low literacy rate among geese
Sign reads “No Geese” and includes a graphic of a goose silhouette in a red circle with a line through it.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
well look at her, that child was right
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
which do you fuckin THINK, man
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned I can be thrown long enough over POLLY'S FIANCE IS *SIXTEEN YEARS OLDER THAN HER DAD?????* to momentarily forget to wonder HOW IS SISTER STEVEN STILL ALIVE
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Formal" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Formal
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
welp, here we go the guy everyone's been waiting to see tfone starscream
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
still thinking of that time jerry seinfeld guest starred in the season 2 premiere of 30 rock just so he could stare directly into the camera and plug Bee Movie
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the name's rain abyss rain
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 2d
From The Archives: I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back theonion.com/i-don-t...
I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
was working in the yard when the pizza delivery guy pulled up. handed me the pizzas, joked about whether i actually lived there or was trying to scam free pizza. laughed carried the pizza up to the door, i'd been locked out of my own house, so i stood there awkwardly as the delivery guy stared
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Allie @rally.luckyraven.cc ⋅ 2d
My belief is that a lot of people worship a pantheon of death gods, whether they realize it or not, and my intent is to live long enough to see their gods' heads put up on pikes. That's where I'm at. I'll warm my bones by the glow of these cathedrals of rot when they're all razed to the ground.
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Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com ⋅ 2d
People hate being told "if you wanna make a comic, just make a comic" but also I come from The Land of 2000s Webcomics, where a LOT of people just made a comic. And it was harder! We all had to own scanners and buy paper!
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i heart hugs @i-heart-hugs.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.makeship.com/petitions/tr... coming in 10 days and 22 hours: a Dina plushie campaign on Makeship! click the handy button to be notified when it launches!
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Dina is so small and quiet that she goes completely unnoticed by most people for long stretches of time. She doesn’t talk much — she prefers to observe. People and how they interact is a puzzle to Din...
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