I haven’t played M:tG in a long time, but when I still did, there was a popular card that saw play in many decks called “Deep Analysis”. Of course, everyone immediately called it “Deep Anal”. Which was confusing for me, the guy who wasn’t intimately familiar with the name of every card, when people would ask me if I had any deep anal for trade. Like, hold on buddy, I’m just here to play cards.
Deep Analysis was also one of the most prominent cards with the flashback mechanic, meaning that gameplay often resulted in informing your opponent that you were about to flash your deep anal.
Dorky-pun-war is a good sign! Why, I remember my own DPWs with affection. Heck. We still have them. We still get each other. A couple that puns together stays together. A good sign!
In my second semester of freshman year of college, I became friends with this one guy who was renowned for his tush. He had that baseballer booty. There was a facebook group dedicated to anonymous confessions on campus, and someone dedicated a post to how this guy’s butt looked specifically in jeans as he bent over while playing pool. Another person from our hall ranked his booty as the number one butt in the whole dorm building.
That guy became my life partner. We’ve been together since that semester, all these many many years, and we’re finally getting married. He still got that baseballer booty, it’s still very eye-catching.
I mention all this to say, today’s comic means everything to me. Follow your heart, Joyce. Get that tushy.
lol it’d be hilarious if after some serious ‘engagement’ photo announcements you can do a silly /risque one of him wearing like white shorts with the writing ‘property of (your name)’ on it or so
no prob, hopefully the rest of your friend group would have a similar sense of humor, awkward to share to parents/future in laws but the bachelorette party/best man/groomsmen should be fine hopefully lol
i mean i’m sure they’re fine but other than in shorts or tighter jeans, would someone’s butt rly stick out/be that noticeable in average fitting jeans? (then again i was never much of a butt person lol)
on a smaller note, how does any one with a dick feel comfortable in some jeans, let alone skinny jeans, even if ‘male’ pants give you a bit of extra crotch room it does feel like it’d be restrictive
I vaguely referenced it a little above but if someone works out, specifically if they do a LOT of squats, it’s incredibly noticeable even if they never wear skinny jeans ever. All jeans look like skinny jeans with a toned booty.
dick haver and wearer of skinny jeans (and not only the boy-type): it may take some getting used to, but that stuff is squishy, so yeah it’ll fit. now, you might still bulge a bit, which may or may not be the desired effect (see: hair metal guitarists’ extremely tight leather pants)
if you wanna de-emphasize the dick instead and end up looking fairly androgynous crotch-wise, you can push the balls up, and pull the dick back crack-wards.
as for your 1st question, i *definitely* feel that my skinny ass, at least, looks hotter in skinny jeans.
i stopped wearing jeans after high school but it was always the waist/belly fat area than a crotch being too tight lol (tho if i get a few sizes bigger again, i’d have to look for ‘capris’/shorter pants legs since i’m also short as well so i’ve had problems with jean sizes not being big/wide enough while simultaneously too long lol)
that said joe’s butt was much more defined/noticeable when they were on their first science assignment together and he was still in his boxers lol
I fear that might been following the straight jock’s rulebook for too long to be immediately ok with having its ass eaten. But I am certainly glad we’ll get to find out!
Do not walk behind me; I may not lead
Do not walk beside me; I can’t see your tush.
Just walk ahead of me, and be my friend (whose tush I’m assessing).
Ok, as conversation have progressed to là derrière, I can comment, with being so offensive, that Joyce, especially in this storyline, got really thicc a more curvy silhouette.
I don’t know if because of her figurine…
somehow I don’t think Joe would make an “anal” pun intentionally. too close to the sex act, which might not be appropriate to allude to at this stage of the relationship (considering her sheltered, religious upbringing).
Whether they end up deciding to date or not, I hope they can hold onto this delightfully fun dynamic. It’s so endearing. (I was tempted to make a butt pun, but all the good ones have already been done by now. Great work, commenters)
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imagine there’s a full moon coming
…
no wait, the coming is later
haha you know I don’t think I’ve ever watched a DoA Kickstarter video before?? (I just pledge, eff it)
I still haven’t watched a Kickstarter video. And I’ve backed, like, well over 100 projects.
I mean, some of them are backed for $1, but still… not a single video watched.
I’ve watched quite a few KS videos. Mostly to try to answer the question, “What the heck is that thing?”
I’ll be sharing in Willis’s adrenaline rush this month! Big thanks to Maggie for this awesome video!!! ✌️🤩
Wait, there’s a video?
Huh, there is.
I only watched this one cuz Liz is in it and Liz is a fucking SMOKESHOW.
I can always count on you to understand me and to do the same as me Yoto.
AGREED. Sorry I accidentally flagged you. Meant to hit reply and hit flag instead.
These puns are a real peach Willis. Really top-tier work deserves be saved for posteriority.
They’re taking the scenic route to class. Does that mean they’ll enter the backside of the building?
She better catch up, she doesn’t want to fall too far BEHIND.
Joe is a glute-on for pun-ishment.
It’s not the full moon that excites me
That thrills and delights me
Oh no
It’s just the nearness
Of you
Is this posterior-based verbal tic one of the early warning signs of Butts Disease?
Guess we’ll know during their next art class. They’ll both draw the model flawlessly, but only her butt.
Seems like it! (was looking to see if anyone had brought up Butts Disease)
This is by a wide margin the purest flirting Joe has ever engaged in
It’s kinda cute that he uses her term for ‘butt’.
Technically its his since its Yiddish
Muchas Tuchas
And the sauciest we’ve gotten from Joyce. Not one, but two tush-based puns?
*plays “Butts Butts Butts” from Bob’s Burgers on passing car’s mini TV*
Better that than ZZ Top.
I’d ZZ Stop making fun of a certain sunglasses rocking bearded band – I hear their dress isn’t their only thing that’s sharp.
Fun fact: all three longtime members of ZZ Top had a Beard, even though one was clean-shaven.
True fact. Frank’s had his beard longer than the other two, too.
I mean in canon, Joe and Walky have good butts. And if we add multiverse confirmation, so does Ethan.
What I’m saying is, tush-off.
are you saying we need a wet shorts competition to see the tushies?
Isn’t this the plot to Keijo?
Gates of Bootylon up in here.
Huh. It wouldn’t load the new one until 00:10 AND I had to refresh twice.
’10 seems to be the new update time
So the update time is later, but the db clock still registers first post at 5minutes past. Curiouser and curiouser. Cheers.
Sliding like an iceberg or something XD
I show your post as 00:06.
This is too cute
Hype train for the new book! Pledged for some old magnets as well, I hope the ones I want don’t get claimed first \TwT/
What an academic discussion on the quality of posteriors. Indeed.
So was “analysis” pronounced in a way to emphasize “anal”?
yass
I haven’t played M:tG in a long time, but when I still did, there was a popular card that saw play in many decks called “Deep Analysis”. Of course, everyone immediately called it “Deep Anal”. Which was confusing for me, the guy who wasn’t intimately familiar with the name of every card, when people would ask me if I had any deep anal for trade. Like, hold on buddy, I’m just here to play cards.
Deep Analysis was also one of the most prominent cards with the flashback mechanic, meaning that gameplay often resulted in informing your opponent that you were about to flash your deep anal.
oh no, butts disease.
I like this very much, it’s a sweet, funny, dare I say wholesome storyline
The problem is I can’t help thinking of a storm cloud on the horizon named Dorothy…
I checked, and sadly there’s never been a Hurricane Dorothy (probably because the Oz jokes would write themselves).
She has been a tropical storm, though.
Tempest maybe…
I could see Dorothy as Prospero.
And deeper than did ever plummet sound,
I’ll drown my copy of How to Become President by Following All the Rules.
There’s actually a strict procedure around tropical storm names.
https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames.shtml
Rising punflation.
and my interest is rising. You can always bank on my love of puns.
A glut of puns, puns of steel.
Bwahahaha! One internet for you!
Joyce peeking from behind her fingers while Joe is silly walking is my everything.
ohh yeah, they flirtin
GOD JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY.
Shhhh. It’s ok Yoto. Let’s just let them be cute for a bit. 😉🥰
(I am as desperate as you for this.)
To be fair, it is entirely possible to make out cutely. Also to fuck cutely.
I’m led to believe it follows the meet cute in sequence.
Yeah, it’s called a Skeet Cute.
Patience, my friend. It wont be long before them cheeks get clapped
isn’t this all part of the foreplay? ;P
I love this. They’re so sweet together right now.
OK so I missed yesterday, but I got a reddit post today another song edition 🎶: https://www.reddit.com/r/dumbingofage/comments/123awla/guessing_what_songs_are_on_some_characters/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Cool.
I fucking adore these two.
I adore these two f…….
The two Dannys inside us
Which one has the Ukelele?
My guess is option B.
Ah yes, butt puns.
And so Butts Disease begins anew.
The Two Circles Of Life.
The Celestial Spheres.
Okay, so we’ve achieved the dorky-pun-war level of infatuation.
Dorky-pun-war is a good sign! Why, I remember my own DPWs with affection. Heck. We still have them. We still get each other. A couple that puns together stays together. A good sign!
what syllable did Joe stress when he said analysis?
The bottom-most syllable, of course.
Joyce’s face peeking through her fingers! She’s overwhelmed with how much fun she’s having with this!
They are so cute. I am ded.
RIP RacingTurtle o7
In my second semester of freshman year of college, I became friends with this one guy who was renowned for his tush. He had that baseballer booty. There was a facebook group dedicated to anonymous confessions on campus, and someone dedicated a post to how this guy’s butt looked specifically in jeans as he bent over while playing pool. Another person from our hall ranked his booty as the number one butt in the whole dorm building.
That guy became my life partner. We’ve been together since that semester, all these many many years, and we’re finally getting married. He still got that baseballer booty, it’s still very eye-catching.
I mention all this to say, today’s comic means everything to me. Follow your heart, Joyce. Get that tushy.
congrats!
lol it’d be hilarious if after some serious ‘engagement’ photo announcements you can do a silly /risque one of him wearing like white shorts with the writing ‘property of (your name)’ on it or so
Wonderful idea! Honestly surprised we’ve never thought of it before! I’ll be sure to ask him about it in the morning lolol
no prob, hopefully the rest of your friend group would have a similar sense of humor, awkward to share to parents/future in laws but the bachelorette party/best man/groomsmen should be fine hopefully lol
Congratulations
Congratulations!
Cute!
There’s a certain safety in both knowing you like each other.
This is a rear weird conversation!
i mean i’m sure they’re fine but other than in shorts or tighter jeans, would someone’s butt rly stick out/be that noticeable in average fitting jeans? (then again i was never much of a butt person lol)
on a smaller note, how does any one with a dick feel comfortable in some jeans, let alone skinny jeans, even if ‘male’ pants give you a bit of extra crotch room it does feel like it’d be restrictive
I vaguely referenced it a little above but if someone works out, specifically if they do a LOT of squats, it’s incredibly noticeable even if they never wear skinny jeans ever. All jeans look like skinny jeans with a toned booty.
First question: I can tell you from firsthand experience, yes. (Unless that’s just me being hyper-self-conscious.)
Second question: Regular jeans are perfectly fine. (I don’t own any skinny jeans, unless you count older pairs that have shrunk or are too small now.)
dick haver and wearer of skinny jeans (and not only the boy-type): it may take some getting used to, but that stuff is squishy, so yeah it’ll fit. now, you might still bulge a bit, which may or may not be the desired effect (see: hair metal guitarists’ extremely tight leather pants)
if you wanna de-emphasize the dick instead and end up looking fairly androgynous crotch-wise, you can push the balls up, and pull the dick back crack-wards.
as for your 1st question, i *definitely* feel that my skinny ass, at least, looks hotter in skinny jeans.
i stopped wearing jeans after high school but it was always the waist/belly fat area than a crotch being too tight lol (tho if i get a few sizes bigger again, i’d have to look for ‘capris’/shorter pants legs since i’m also short as well so i’ve had problems with jean sizes not being big/wide enough while simultaneously too long lol)
that said joe’s butt was much more defined/noticeable when they were on their first science assignment together and he was still in his boxers lol
Relaxed fit for the ballroom. And even though I couldn’t see my own ass, when I cycled 7 miles a day, pants/shorts fit it different.
It is all fun and games untill Joyces gets a little overexcited and takes a bite out of that poor boy
Biting into the flesh of the peach can produce the sweetest taste though.
Plus I bet Joe would go crazy for that.
I fear that might been following the straight jock’s rulebook for too long to be immediately ok with having its ass eaten. But I am certainly glad we’ll get to find out!
I think it’ll continue to be fun and games after that point.
Tell that to Joe’s poor, soon to be eaten ass.
Gosh, Joe, you’re such a p e a c h for letting Joyce see your c a k e
But considering him, Joyce, do NOT act like his butt is like Cinnamon Toast Squares!!
And then Danny randomly walks by, playing “Tush” on his ukelale.
Do not walk behind me; I may not lead
Do not walk beside me; I can’t see your tush.
Just walk ahead of me, and be my friend (whose tush I’m assessing).
So catch up with the comic for the first time in a while and this is where I land
So, what did we learn from this?
That Butts Disease has become endemic in DoA? XD
Joe is remarkably dorky as a flirt with Joyce, that’s adorable.
He’s experienced in using pick-up lines, not genuine flirting.
this may actually be the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen
Elsewhere, sensing empirical peer-reviewed butt analysis is underway Dina feels a tingle and recruits Becky for further experimentation
Ok, as conversation have progressed to là derrière, I can comment, with being so offensive, that Joyce, especially in this storyline, got
really thicca more curvy silhouette.I don’t know if because of her figurine…
They don’t lie.
dooorks
I feel this development deserves a dramatic musical sting.
Bum-Bum-BUM!
or maybe some Rihanna?
Rump popoh pom
Rump popoh pom
Rump popoh pom
Omg I love these adorable dorks 😭
Caboodle!
That’s all.
Oh no… they are adorable! Time for Dorothy to storm between them.
“Analysis” …
*squints suspiciously at both
somehow I don’t think Joe would make an “anal” pun intentionally. too close to the sex act, which might not be appropriate to allude to at this stage of the relationship (considering her sheltered, religious upbringing).
if they weren’t friends but had jumped directly into romance, it would DEFINITELY be inappropriate
Oh I love these two dorks
Haha
Puns
Don’t be a party pooper.
“So… do you like my tush?” should be the slogan of Instagram.
Derrière-pun banter: a fundamental part of many great relationships.
snatching up a bum-punning boyfriend is quite the booty!
Hehehehehehe
Ok, we’re finally getting the chemistry that can make this work. For a minute, I wondered what both of them were doing.
Whether they end up deciding to date or not, I hope they can hold onto this delightfully fun dynamic. It’s so endearing. (I was tempted to make a butt pun, but all the good ones have already been done by now. Great work, commenters)
Endearing, you say? [eyebrow wiggle]
Joe: 🍑👌?
Joyce: 🫣
jesus christ just say ‘ass’ or ‘butt’
I’d assess that she did :3
Oh no, help, it’s too adorable!
Oh my gosh Joyce has discovered dirty puns! I’m dying of cute
Congrats to Willis on a speedy KS campaign goal-reaching!
Oh, no. Bun puns!
Cut directly to Slipshine…
How about the two of you snuggle a bit. Just, er, Joyce, you’re probably better off staying on ONE hip.
Dammit Willis my ship is Dorothy/Joyce, stop making this cute. How dare you.
OMG, they’re pun-upping each other!
This is either a sign of greatness, or terrible doom.
Knowing Willis, it may be both, in alarmingly rapid sequence.
damn, she finally said ass
see this entire storyline is clearly targeted at me, I, the Dorksexual
Not only Joyce’s ASSessment.
Also Joe’s ANALysis and CHEEKy.
And Joyce’s “get to the BOTTOM”
They are adorable and I love them.
Joyce, you’re making double entendres! Good for you!
Oh, this is my favourite kind of nonsense.
Now I KNOW they like each other.