Dumbing of Age Book Twelve

Dumbing of Age

A college webcomic by David Willis
RSS
‹
›
  • Home
  • About/Read before posting
  • Archive↓
    • by calendar
  • Cast
  • Store↓
    • Main Store (books and stuff)
    • T-shirts
  • Patreon↓
    • Patreon (regular)
    • Patreon (NSFW)
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
amazi-girl is in her chris nolan phase
First Previous Random 174Comments Share Next Latest
Reddit Digg Facebook MySpace Delicious Stumbleupon Buzz Up! Mixx Technorati Google Bookmarks Yahoo Bookmarks Yahoo MyWeb Windows Live Propeller FriendFeed Newsvine Xanga LinkedIn Blinklist Twitter
Discover more Hiveworks comics
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Mac Hall
Matt Boyd
The legendary early-aughts webcomic that inspired a wave of webcomic creators.
Slightly Damned
Chu
Rhea Snaketail returns from the dead, befriending a Demon who falls in love with an Angel. The afterlife ain't what it used to be!
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
Beeserker
TJ Cordes
This comic is about a robot powered by bees, but it's also about the kind of people who think filling a robot with bees is a good idea, and why they're wrong.
Blindsprings
Kadi Fedoruk
Tamaura, wrested into a world 300 years in the future, must find a way to save the magic fading from her country.
Countdown to Countdown
Velinxi
Iris Black is a self-proclaimed inventor with the curious ability to bring his drawings to life, and yearns to find a space where he can use his powers freely.
2 Slices
RJ Morel
After a case of mistaken identity, will awkward Daisuke find help from excitable Mamo, or will his love life be thrown completely off track?
Fantomestein
Beka Duke
Desperate for companionship, Frankenstein's Monster pretends to be the Opera Ghost. A grave mistake.
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
The Otherknown
Lorian Merriman
Chandra is a 12-year-old accidental time traveler with a reluctant new dad, who happens to be a member of a feared galactic crime syndicate.
Namesake
Isa, Meg
There's ghosts at your heels and fairy tale worlds ahead. What do you do? Jump down the rabbit hole!
Paint the Town Red
Windy, Winter Jay Kiakas
Winona runs a werewolf shelter with partner in crime, Odile in the Gothic city of Merlot. One day they take in an injured vampire, and soon unravels many of the dark secrets of Merlot.
BOOKMARK
Click "Tag Page" to bookmark a page. When you return to the site, click "Goto Tag" to continue where you left off.
Goto TagClear Tag


BUFFER WATCH Comics are currently drawn and uploaded through:

May 22, 2026

Twice

by David M Willis on March 15, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 03 – Joementum
└ Tags: amber, joe, joyce

Discussion (174) ¬

[ Comments RSS ]
  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    March 15, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Joe had to go beyond *spelling it out*

    PLUS ULTRA

  2. Pocky
    Pocky
    March 15, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    I wonder if they’ll get it framed

    • Clif
      Clif
      March 15, 2023 at 3:09 am | #

      We can hope.

  3. Mollyscribbles
    Mollyscribbles
    March 15, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Tracking everyone’s phones would normally be sketchy but given there was an actual kidnapping it probably counts as reasonable paranoia.

    • Viktoria
      Viktoria
      March 15, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

      I think there’s a line between “has the tracker loaded so they can check” versus “actually checks”. Amber having her friends phones traceable is one thing, actually accessing it is more of an invasion. And that may just be my personal limits, but I do think Amber is a bit over the line here purely because she actually uses the program.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        March 15, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

        She’s a vigilante and a hacker.
        She hasn’t been behind the line since we’ve met her.
        Or I should say, she’s not someone who generally respects the line.

        • PirateTawnee
          PirateTawnee
          March 15, 2023 at 3:05 am | #

          The line is a dot to Amber.

      • Sajuuk-Khar
        Sajuuk-Khar
        March 15, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

        It’s like the whole Bat-Sonar plot thread from the Dark Knight if it was improved by having Superman in it showing off his ass for unrelated reasons

        • Clif
          Clif
          March 15, 2023 at 3:11 am | #

          Does Joe’s ass count?

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        March 15, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

        Tbh, if I had such a program, I wouldn’t be able to resist checking.

        Ironically, the way you make it easier to resist is to put red tape in front of the ability to check.

        • Savail
          Savail
          March 15, 2023 at 2:25 am | #

          My husband did OTR trucking for a year, and during that time, he wanted to share his Google Maps location with me as both a trust thing and a safety thing. At first, I found it incredibly creepy and didn’t like checking up on him, but after he started working locally again, it became admittedly pretty helpful for timing when to start cooking supper so it would be ready right as he was getting home. I share my location data with him now, as well, because as a woman carting around a young toddler, having someone who can check my location if something happens is incredibly reassuring.

          • Rose by Any Other Name
            Rose by Any Other Name
            March 15, 2023 at 7:55 am | #

            Consent is, as always, a wonderful thing the impact of which should not be ignored.

            • Savail
              Savail
              March 15, 2023 at 10:55 pm | #

              Definitely. I’m pretty sure I also hit reply on the wrong person last night, which makes my comment look kind of weird, haha.

          • Plonker
            Plonker
            March 15, 2023 at 10:20 am | #

            Not creepy at all, since you’re both onboard with it.

            There are levels of potential suck here, though: Being tracked without your knowledge is seriously messed up. Being tracked and being aware of it, but not having a say about it is not as bad, but still pretty bad in the great scheme of things. Being tracked with your consent is mostly ok, but I’d worry about how that consent was acquired.

            When you’re the one taking the initiative to give someone else the ability to track your location, it’s on a different level altogether. It’s not just done with your consent, but on your initiative, and typically for your benefit.

            Unfortunately, these days you have so much tracking of your location imposed on you, and made to seem like it’s done on your initiative, for your benefit.

            Take most of these services in cars, like OnStar or the one VW uses. It’s a service, and you have to sign up to it to enable it, i.e., get the benefit. What you’re not told very clearly is that enabled or not, it will be tracking you and your location data will be used/sold to other entities.

            It’s just that without signing up to it, you have no access nor benefit from it. What you enable by signing up is just your access to the location data that’s already being collected by the system. Which, although a tangent to your post, is something that bugs me to no end.

            • Savail
              Savail
              March 15, 2023 at 10:54 pm | #

              No, makes sense, and these sorts of caveats with these services are always important to be aware of, too! I have some friends who don’t even like the idea of using Google Maps for tracking. And I can’t say they’re in the wrong. Also, I think I totally responded to the wrong person when I made my post last night..

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        March 15, 2023 at 1:16 am | #

        Also there’s a difference between tracking people in an emergency vs if you’re just wondering, and consentually vs secretly. But oh well, I don’t mind reading about characters who do sketchy things from time to time.

        • ktbear
          ktbear
          March 15, 2023 at 1:24 am | #

          Youve come to the right place.

      • Daibhid C
        Daibhid C
        March 15, 2023 at 7:23 am | #

        I dunno. I’m never sure about “it’s fine to have the thing as long as you never use it” arguments, because if you aren’t going to use it, why do you want it? Answer: You want it because you’re going to use it. Maybe you’ll tell yourself that this time doesn’t count because… but you’re going to use it.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          March 15, 2023 at 8:03 am | #

          Well, in this case, she wants it for another potential kidnapping, which seems like a reasonable time to use it.

          But of course once you have it, even if the original reason was a good one, it’s easy to use it for more trivial things.

          • Wizard
            Wizard
            March 15, 2023 at 11:49 pm | #

            In the wise words of Sam Vimes, if you do it for a good reason, eventually you’ll do it for a bad reason.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              March 16, 2023 at 8:37 am | #

              So obviously the solution is to never do things for good reasons.

      • Matthew Davis
        Matthew Davis
        March 15, 2023 at 12:00 pm | #

        I think Amazi-Girl would not check it unless it was necessary. Amber is not Amazi-Girl, though. She’s a garbage person, in her own words, and garbadge people would.

        • huesatlight
          huesatlight
          March 15, 2023 at 2:52 pm | #

          Amazi-girl knowing how Amber will use it, and not getting consent from the people being tracked, is Amazi-girl crossing the line.

          It could be set up so that each time someone is pinged they also get sent a text containing an innocuous image that they’d recognize as a notification they just got pinged. Like Joyce gets sent a random capybara image. Sal gets “New phone, who’s this?” from a spoofed number. etc.

      • Kazuma Taichi
        Kazuma Taichi
        March 15, 2023 at 7:03 pm | #

        the dissociative identity certainly doesn’t help

        like even if Amber was the type of moral person to pull it off her phone, the moment Amazi-girl takes over and sees it missing she’s gonna put it right back on the phone

    • zee
      zee
      March 15, 2023 at 1:50 pm | #

      Yeah. There were a bunch of abductions around my school in my first year so my parents track my phone with Google maps. Afaik it only gets used when I get in a cab/Uber since, that’s how a lot of abductions happen here

      • zee
        zee
        March 15, 2023 at 1:52 pm | #

        Then again unlike here I gave permission and have to choose to share my location

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      March 15, 2023 at 1:54 pm | #

      I used to work as a customer service rep for a major cell phone carrier, and you have no idea how many people would call in asking us to tell them where their lost or stolen phone was because they were positive we could track – in real time – any phone on our network no matter where it might be. And then there were the people who wanted us to tell them how to turn on “the tracker app” so they could keep tabs on their child/spouse/boy or girlfriend without their knowing about it.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        March 15, 2023 at 6:40 pm | #

        That’s NSA kinda stuff. And yes the government can track us at any time with or without a warrant, they back-doored the phone system. I wish that wasn’t me being paranoid, but I have seen too many instances of it happening. And I have also seen where they don’t use it when it would make things so much easier before I realize that the situation wasn’t that important.

  4. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    March 15, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    Like many species, the Common Joeus Erectus puts on a display to impress potential mates.

    This specimen has opted to do The Worm. The female appears unimpressed.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      March 15, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

      Considering the entire point of “homo erectus” is that they started standing up straight, it’s hilarious to apply it to someone in the middle of a faceplant.

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        March 15, 2023 at 12:49 am | #

        Joe is an example of No Homo Erectus so named for a different part of their anatomy standing upright.

        • Plonker
          Plonker
          March 15, 2023 at 10:23 am | #

          I’m tempted to flag that comment, not because there’s anything wrong with it, but to ensure Willis doesn’t miss it. 🙂

    • Theluxland
      Theluxland
      March 15, 2023 at 7:30 am | #

      It’s still a very rare sight to see Joe face down, ass up

      • Z
        Z
        March 15, 2023 at 8:40 am | #

        A considerably less rare sight once Joyce decides to try out that “strap on” that was suggested all that time ago.

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      March 15, 2023 at 11:54 pm | #

      I think the snowflakes shooting out of his butt kind of undermine the effect.

  5. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    March 15, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    Amazi-Girl is always watching.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      March 15, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

      “Aaalways watching, Wabrownski. Aaalways watching.”

      • Koname
        Koname
        March 15, 2023 at 5:25 am | #

        I say that so many times my brain had to process if I’ve been saying Mike’s last name wrong all these years and it took half a minute for the information that Joyce’s last name was slid in.

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          March 15, 2023 at 7:59 am | #

          You’re welcome.

        • a/snow/mous/e
          a/snow/mous/e
          March 16, 2023 at 9:56 am | #

          Don’t be silly, it’s always been Mike Warnerski.

    • Francoinblanco
      Francoinblanco
      March 15, 2023 at 1:31 am | #

      Mordor/sauron theme in the background

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      March 15, 2023 at 2:14 am | #

      Just like Ceiling Cat?

  6. Steve
    Steve
    March 15, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    For a second I thought the snowflakes were stars coming up from his butt.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      March 15, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

      The Fart in Our Stars.

    • UrsulaDavina
      UrsulaDavina
      March 15, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

      Now that I see I really can’t unsee it but that’s okay cause it’s funny.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      March 15, 2023 at 6:33 pm | #

      Same.

  7. Inboxninja
    Inboxninja
    March 15, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    Eyes up here ladies

    • Nono
      Nono
      March 15, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      I mean in his position, there is no “up here”.

  8. Guy Sensei
    Guy Sensei
    March 15, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    So glad Amazi-girl is active beyond Roller Derby

    • Dara
      Dara
      March 15, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

      me too. i miss her.

  9. Council
    Council
    March 15, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    I’m sure the girls appreciate the attempt, Joey, but you gotta work on your reverse dogeza.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      March 15, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

      I might need to log off more frequently. I read “dogeza” as a fourth-level Final Fantasy spell that summons doge memes.

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        March 15, 2023 at 12:44 am | #

        Would you still be open to watching streams of it tho? On a server I made that just happens to be about Dumbing of Age…

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          March 15, 2023 at 2:53 am | #

          Streams of Dogeza?

          • The Wellerman
            The Wellerman
            March 15, 2023 at 3:05 am | #

            Streams of Final Fantasy! With some rather naughty mods enabled. There’s also a social battery recharge channel filled with Pokemon and Digimon nostalgia.

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              March 15, 2023 at 4:37 am | #

              I’m pretty sure streaming FF14 with naughty mods is a perma-ban on the usual sites.

              • The Wellerman
                The Wellerman
                March 15, 2023 at 7:18 pm | #

                not if you got your own Discord server 😉

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        March 15, 2023 at 2:15 am | #

        Much incantation. Very mana. Wow.

    • Amelie Wikström
      Amelie Wikström
      March 15, 2023 at 9:07 am | #

      Something downward horndog something.

  10. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    March 15, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    Joyce and Amber have a weirdly low key friendship dynamic. Amber might be the dark horse in the battle for Joyce’s soul.

  11. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    March 15, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Has Amazi-Girl considered a career at the NSA?

    • anon
      anon
      March 15, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      Would her ‘extra curricular’ activities disqualify her from that? i imagine she doesn’t have the best opinion on authority/cop figures to rly join it , even if the nsa doesn’t have the same reputation as ACAB or whatever

      • Laura
        Laura
        March 15, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

        I foresee Amazi-Girl as having a future as a private security contractor.

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        March 15, 2023 at 12:51 am | #

        The NSA has a worse reputation than most cops.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          March 15, 2023 at 1:24 am | #

          Slightly better reputation than the other government intelligence agencies though! “Marginally less evil than the FBI and the CIA” is truly a ringing endorsement.

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            March 15, 2023 at 1:35 am | #

            Depends. Gaiman and Pratchett’s Crowly would say the NSA is doing far more total evil by large volumes of little evils. Possibly we just haven’t yet seen the bit where the traffic jam on the information super-highway results in people being nastier to their loved ones. Then again, reddit *was* down yesterday…

          • Plonker
            Plonker
            March 15, 2023 at 10:28 am | #

            Possibly a reputation for not being as prone to putting their foot in it, i.e., competency, but for just sheer evil, they have them all beat.

            I may resent being controlled by dumb evil, but I truly fear competent evil being in charge.

            • Wizard
              Wizard
              March 16, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

              I wouldn’t even be so sure about the competence part. This is an organization whose approach to finding a needle in a haystack is to pile up more hay. Their only true competence lies in the field of avoiding any kind of meaningful oversight or accountability.

          • CallynD
            CallynD
            March 15, 2023 at 12:24 pm | #

            I think that’s more to do with being SigInt and not really having ground agents than anything to do with actual morality. It’s hard to run MK Ultra from behind a computer screen.

            • Wizard
              Wizard
              March 16, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

              I’m disinclined to give them a pass there. Even if they don’t have a whole lot of presence on the ground, they’re perfectly happy to provide information to other entities that do. That makes them accomplices before the fact, at best.

              • CallynD
                CallynD
                March 16, 2023 at 1:34 am | #

                Not giving them a pass, ACAB and the NSA are cops, just that being more SigInt lets the foist off blame.

    • Ophidiophile
      Ophidiophile
      March 15, 2023 at 2:01 am | #

      She would have to work for a boss and deal with real people. It’ll be a few more years and probably at least one more crisis.

  12. The Wellerman
    The Wellerman
    March 15, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    I see Joe feels all caterpillar-y 😂

    Also Joyce looks so good in these panels 😍

    • Laura
      Laura
      March 15, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

      I am really loving all the realistic curves in this comic! Big butts, hips, and thighs, unite!

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      March 15, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

      He’s inching his way into Joyce’s heart.

    • Tawdry Quirks
      Tawdry Quirks
      March 15, 2023 at 2:03 am | #

      He’s demonstrating a new dance move. It’s called the Wormdo.

      • Andrews
        Andrews
        March 15, 2023 at 2:01 pm | #

        *Arnold Rimmer voice* what’s a wormdo?

  13. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    March 15, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    I’ll tell you once more/Before I get on the floor/Don’t Bring Me Down

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      March 15, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      Open the door/Get on the floor/Everyone do the Dina.

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        March 15, 2023 at 12:52 am | #

        Everyone? I don’t know how Becky feels about polyamory.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      March 15, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

      (Ooh-WOO-ooh)

      • Dara
        Dara
        March 15, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

        perfect icon is perfect

  14. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    March 15, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Today’s Reddit post is ninja related if that interests you: https://www.reddit.com/r/dumbingofage/comments/11rli63/dumbing_of_age_headcannon_ninja_rick_is_actually/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

    Also this marks day 5 of the, “greatest rivals” polls: https://www.reddit.com/r/dumbingofage/comments/11ob9xb/greatest_nemesis_type_rivalry_in_doa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

    • adam Black
      adam Black
      March 15, 2023 at 12:58 am | #

      Has Ninja Rick even made an. Appearance yet?

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        March 15, 2023 at 1:24 am | #

        Willis has said Ninja Rick won’t show up, as he’s based on a real person. I choose to believe Ninja Rick is a mental health counselor at the school, the one assigned to finally give all the main characters therapy, but they never go see him.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          March 15, 2023 at 2:16 am | #

          I choose to believe he’s a groundskeeper. We see his handiwork, but we’ll never see him.

          Because he’s a ninja.

  15. k
    k
    March 15, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    aww, how did Joe know that she really enjoys his tushy?

  16. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    March 15, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    So when Dorothy becomes president, will Amber be Homeland Security or NSA?

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      March 15, 2023 at 12:23 am | #

      NSA. Homeland Security does more than electronic surveillance. Not like… usefully more, but they do lots of physical security.

      Carla is more suited for DHS.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        March 15, 2023 at 12:32 am | #

        Amber has extensive experience doing more.
        So it’s not f she’s capable, it’s if she’s willing.
        Also, Carla would never work at Homeland; there’s no way she’d be a cog in the machine following orders.
        She’s freelance all the way.
        The only other character with actual security experience would be Marcie.

  17. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    March 15, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    Do we need to side eye Amazi-girl for having one of those highly unethical computers that taps every phone in the city to gain location data on any individual near a cell phone like Batman had in the Dark Knight?

    • newlland(Henryvolt)
      newlland(Henryvolt)
      March 15, 2023 at 12:23 am | #

      I remember reading the injustice comics and there was a part where Batman puts a tracker on Black Cannery & Green Arrows child and then he brings it up after he and a few other kids got kidnapped and then he gets chewed out for it.

      Sure it was invasive a bit but it came in handy.

      • Neeks
        Neeks
        March 15, 2023 at 4:30 am | #

        I know you meant Black Canary but I’m enjoying the idea of a cannery themed super hero

        • Cunobaros
          Cunobaros
          March 15, 2023 at 5:39 am | #

          They have a six-pack.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      March 15, 2023 at 7:19 am | #

      Yes, absolutely, but also I’m pretty sure this isn’t weird comicbook supertechnology, but an actual app that exists. I distinctly remember reading some tech blog a while back where the blogger was horrifed that he could download this thing and track his girlfriend without her being involved or informed, because supposing she’d dumped him and he’d become a crazy stalker?

    • shoopdawhoop
      shoopdawhoop
      March 15, 2023 at 7:46 pm | #

      But he destroyed it after using it so that violation of civil liberties was OkAyYy

  18. anon
    anon
    March 15, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    has amber been amazi-girl lately? tho i imagine the first thing a current kidnapper would do is to confiscate if not outright break someone’s phone

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      March 15, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

      It depends on if they are A, smart enough to think about it, and B, want to use the captive’s phone for something like sending a message to verify the person is actually captured or going through their phone for something.

    • Rotunda
      Rotunda
      March 15, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

      If you’re asking whether the Amazi-Girl personality has driven the body lately, we do know that Amazi-Girl is the personality on the roller derby team. If you’re asking whether she has put on the cape and fought crime on campus, all evidence is that she has not don so since the kidnapping.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      March 15, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

      I think they either haven’t, or it’s for roller derby solely. I do not think she has performed actual superheroics since Blaine died. Night Guy has, kinda, but even Walky doesn’t seem terribly active with that right now.

  19. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    March 15, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

    Joyce just mirin’ the goods.

  20. Nono
    Nono
    March 15, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

    Is Joyce thinking DATASS?

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      March 15, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

      She canonically really likes his butt, so, yes, almost certainly.

  21. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    March 15, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

    You know I was thinking about how I let the whole “Amber/Amazi-girl is tracking everyone” thing. I figured it was a safety measure for everyone.

  22. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    March 15, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    Also gotta wonder if the drink is Joyce making an adjustment to her pill taking method. I approve if so.

    • UrsulaDavina
      UrsulaDavina
      March 15, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

      I mean hopefully she just takes the pill and washes it down with water at some point but drinking a 2 litre is not optimal solution.

      • shrub
        shrub
        March 15, 2023 at 1:04 am | #

        Well it’s probably only something like an extra 600 calories or so everytime she has a pill…

  23. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    March 15, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    I do love that Joyce doesn’t beat around the bush about her own obliviousness here.

    Also Joyce and Amber are cute together.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      March 15, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

      Yeah tell me about it bruh, Joyce’s figure, in those pink colors, sipping a drink, Amber looking like Pikachu 🥰

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        March 15, 2023 at 12:42 am | #

        Yeah I may have to draw them kissing someday.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          March 15, 2023 at 1:36 am | #

          https://imgur.com/a/VlJrs6Q
          It’s someday.

          • Marisa Mockery
            Marisa Mockery
            March 15, 2023 at 1:45 am | #

            That is adorable

          • The Wellerman
            The Wellerman
            March 15, 2023 at 1:47 am | #

            Bruh you are like the Spongebob of DoA fan pics! Super!!! 🤩

          • Clif
            Clif
            March 15, 2023 at 3:21 am | #

            Thank you!

          • Shorduie
            Shorduie
            March 15, 2023 at 9:54 am | #

            That is awesome. I think Joyce is hot almost as much as you think Jennifer is hot, so it is really appreciated XD

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              March 15, 2023 at 8:01 pm | #

              Then I’ll try to draw her more <3

          • GeekyWarrior
            GeekyWarrior
            March 15, 2023 at 12:20 pm | #

            That’s some good artwork there, redacted!

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              March 15, 2023 at 8:00 pm | #

              :3

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      March 15, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

      I think a benefit of the presumption she’s autistic is that she is owning some of her foibles more openly, which honestly is probably helping her social life. She’d have been much more defensive about this last semester.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      March 15, 2023 at 12:47 am | #

      What obliviousness? not quite sure I read that on her in this strip…

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        March 15, 2023 at 12:58 am | #

        Amber asks “oh you sussed it out?” as in “Oh you figured out he’s crushing on you?” and Joyce replies “He literally had to draw me a picture” which is her saying she never would’ve picked up on his infatuation if he didn’t basically explain it to her.

        • The Wellerman
          The Wellerman
          March 15, 2023 at 1:34 am | #

          Yeah how thoughtful of Joe! Really! XD

          I sure hope someone who has a crush on me can be at least somewhat open about it, if only so I don’t have to play the social cue guessing game too much. *_*

  24. Kimi
    Kimi
    March 15, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

    One of my uncles mentioned last year that he and his wife still tracks their youngest adult son’s phone (who is married btw). So people like that do exist.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      March 15, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

      All is well as long as the tracked party consents to it.

      • Kimi
        Kimi
        March 15, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

        Hard to say whether he still agrees to it or just forgot that they had that from the teenage years though. Not that I am going to be poking that hornets’ nest of questions.

  25. Sajuuk-Khar
    Sajuuk-Khar
    March 15, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

    FACE DOWN

    ASS UP

    THAT’S THE WAY JOYCE LIKES TO

    GET JOE TO DO LAUNDRY

    • darkgloomie
      darkgloomie
      March 15, 2023 at 7:39 am | #

      Yeah, she got him pegged down*

      * Phrasing quite intentional

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        March 15, 2023 at 8:21 pm | #

        This is Joyce we’re talking about, no hanky-panky until at least they’re engaged if not married.

  26. BBCC
    BBCC
    March 15, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

    And what a picture it is, apparently! XD

  27. Grimey
    Grimey
    March 15, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

    Joyce can’t really fault Amber trying to be protective but struggles in the box she feels put in. I feel like Amber could relate if they talked about this a while.

  28. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    March 15, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

    “Everyone’s privacy is being violated equally” The KGB*

    *(Insert relevant national security and or domestic intelligence gathering orginzation)

  29. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    March 15, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

    I mean, Joe and Joyce both seem to know exactly what they signed up for. I love that for them.

  30. Steelbright
    Steelbright
    March 15, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

    Aww, i feel kinda bad for Joe. But to be fair he acted like a dick for quite a bit, so it’s probably fine if he’s humiliated for a while I’m compensation 😛

  31. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    March 15, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

    Dorothy sees Joe on the ground and assumes he’s looking up skirts.

  32. Raen
    Raen
    March 15, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

    She’s (they’ve) pretty much given up on the “secret identity” thing, hasn’t she (haven’t they)?

    • Dara
      Dara
      March 15, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

      This is where we need French’s third-person-female-plural, isn’t it. Damn.

      (elles: plural she/they)

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        March 15, 2023 at 2:20 am | #

        Both of her said it.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      March 15, 2023 at 12:33 am | #

      You mean, besides literally taking off the costume in public after a car crash and then yelling about her identity?

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      March 15, 2023 at 12:34 am | #

      I’m pretty sure Joyce knew before the kidnapping, and pretty much everyone involved knows.
      Joe might be the only one who doesn’t know, as I don’t remember anyone telling him.

      • Archieve
        Archieve
        March 15, 2023 at 1:00 am | #

        Either way Jennifer will be the last to know amazi girls real identity, assuming she ever does.

      • miz
        miz
        March 15, 2023 at 2:16 am | #

        Joyce found out *during* the kidnapping, to be more accurate. She was pretty incredulous about it (https://www.dumbingofage.com/hay/ and the next comic)

    • Mark
      Mark
      March 15, 2023 at 7:13 am | #

      Well, the focus of her need to be AmaziGirl is gone. I could see that persona losing direction and drive, and gradually being reabsorbed.

  33. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    March 15, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

    As a kid, I never really got what was so bad about the phone hack thing.
    As an adult, I see it was INCREDIBLY creepy. And the movie, despite calling it out, justifies it.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      March 15, 2023 at 12:31 am | #

      RIGHT? have an upvote, Random earthling.

    • Mark
      Mark
      March 15, 2023 at 7:15 am | #

      Now I’m wondering how many people have hacked their own phones to lie about their locations?

  34. Derek
    Derek
    March 15, 2023 at 12:59 am | #

    I’ve been really trying to force myself to see Amber as a likable character again and then she admits she does shit like this. Stop being so fucking creepy Amber.

    • shrub
      shrub
      March 15, 2023 at 1:02 am | #

      She really needs her ego checked

    • Dot
      Dot
      March 15, 2023 at 10:42 am | #

      Amber isn’t the one who does it.

  35. suet
    suet
    March 15, 2023 at 12:59 am | #

    Find My iPhone and Snapchat’s Snap Map, both blursed in checking where your friends are…

    Wonder what’s Joyce sipping?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      March 15, 2023 at 2:10 am | #

      A beverage, presumably.

      If that’s another soft drink on top of the 2 liters of Sprite she downed earlier, she’s going to be bouncing off the walls soon.

      • GholaHalleck
        GholaHalleck
        March 15, 2023 at 4:31 am | #

        I want a caffeinated lemon lime soda so bad…

  36. David Alexander McDonald
    David Alexander McDonald
    March 15, 2023 at 1:00 am | #

    Quite the bank shot from the ceiling.

    I can see this relationship us starting with quiet dignity.

  37. brionl
    brionl
    March 15, 2023 at 1:15 am | #

    That’s some pretty good hang time if Joe didn’t land until the last panel.

  38. Joshua Kronengold
    Joshua Kronengold
    March 15, 2023 at 1:15 am | #

    Amber has clearly seen the Walkyverse’s equivalent of JLU:

    Question: Peanut butter sandwitches.
    Supergirl: How did you…what, you go through my trash?
    Question: Please.
    I go through everyone’s trash.

    • StClair
      StClair
      March 15, 2023 at 3:14 am | #

      Love that scene.

  39. Francoinblanco
    Francoinblanco
    March 15, 2023 at 1:19 am | #

    Amber Google, Facebook, goverment, wallmart called they want to know your localization.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      March 15, 2023 at 3:02 am | #

      I know Google already knows it.
      If you are using Maps, it has a history of you movement through all day…

  40. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    March 15, 2023 at 1:26 am | #

    sus

  41. MoreWLessG
    MoreWLessG
    March 15, 2023 at 1:36 am | #

    Ohhhh myyyyyy

  42. Throwatron
    Throwatron
    March 15, 2023 at 2:24 am | #

    i love all three of them

  43. RacingTurtle
    RacingTurtle
    March 15, 2023 at 3:48 am | #

    I feel like this drawing of Joe is a tribute to another faceplant, but I can’t place it. Maybe I’m imagining it; there’s only so many ways a cartoony character can fall with their face toward the audience

  44. Sharaku
    Sharaku
    March 15, 2023 at 5:38 am | #

    Joyce is chill. I approve.

  45. vulcanodon
    vulcanodon
    March 15, 2023 at 7:19 am | #

    First, kick-marks on a washing machine; now a head mark on the ceiling in the hallway. Repair tickets getting weirder and weirder.

  46. RowenMorland
    RowenMorland
    March 15, 2023 at 9:40 am | #

    Is Joe sliding off along the floor like a worm again?

  47. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    March 15, 2023 at 10:15 am | #

    Joyce catching on to Joe and being nonchalant is a nice twist.

  48. Lysbeth
    Lysbeth
    March 15, 2023 at 10:21 am | #

    Caterpillar-Joe makes me happy

  49. Dot
    Dot
    March 15, 2023 at 10:41 am | #

    Man, I am just not feeling this plot. Joyce and Joe as a romantic pairing just doesn’t click for me.

  50. Just another fun
    Just another fun
    March 15, 2023 at 12:05 pm | #

    Joyce is now picking up Dina’s art; secret sneaking.

  51. poyo
    poyo
    March 15, 2023 at 12:12 pm | #

    i would judge amber but i make my two friends who make very interesting life choices use a tracking app whenever they go out of town by themselves

  52. huesatlight
    huesatlight
    March 15, 2023 at 2:33 pm | #

    It seems like Joe knows she’s Amazi-girl. He hasn’t met her on panel. If he’s gone to any of the roller derby, I guess he would have met her then.

    • Dr. T
      Dr. T
      March 15, 2023 at 5:42 pm | #

      I think most people in their orbit knows she’s Amazi-Girl. It’s an open secret at this point.

  53. Kazuma Taichi
    Kazuma Taichi
    March 15, 2023 at 7:06 pm | #

    I appreciate that Joyce is 100% chill with her phone being tracked when given the whole kidnapping rationale, but takes major issue with everyone else’s phones also being tracked

  54. shoopdawhoop
    shoopdawhoop
    March 15, 2023 at 7:47 pm | #

    “You go through my trash?”
    “Please. I go through *everybody’s* trash.”

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      March 15, 2023 at 9:14 pm | #

      Yeah, she basically is The Question, minus the Randian tendencies.

Who should be the default doodle for Book 14?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...
  • Polls Archive
CONVENTION APPEARANCES


May 3, 2025 - FCBD @ Laughing Ogre Comics in Columbus, Ohio

David M Willis! avatar
David M Willis!
@damnyouwillis.bsky.social
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1h
well, no, it's a goldfish a goldfish that's being kept by wilbur he's already killed one of them
4
18
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1h
Dumbing of Age: "Dinaless" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
www.dumbingofage.com
Dinaless
4
11
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 5h
My favorite 30 Rock characters are Jared and Jarem. I sense a pattern.
4
8
 
reposted by David M Willis!
theonion.com's user avatar
The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 6h
“What am I listening to? Oh, just the music of Post Malone. He’s a pop artist,” the panicked, sweating Lily Paolini said theonion.com/ashamed...
header image - Ashamed Woman Hiding Interest In Country Music Like It Hentai
theonion.com
Ashamed Woman Hiding Interest In Country Music Like It Hentai
CHICAGO—Attempting to keep her browser tab concealed from view for fear her guilty pleasure would be exposed to nearby coworkers, ashamed woman Lily Paolini was reportedly hiding her interest in country music Friday as though it were hentai. “What am I listening to? Oh, just the music of Post Malone. He’s a pop artist,” the […]
51
128
1635
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 6h
MAC AND CHEESE PIZZA IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS
5
3
51
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 6h
Studio Series doesn't fuck around when it comes to robot mode scale www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Ec...
1
2
29
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 8h
CUT MY LAWN INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
28
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 10h
www.ebay.com/itm/23610927... 25 minutes left on Quake
1
1
8
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 10h
Jenna Maroney, swinging her finger in the air: Shut it down.
meakoopa.bsky.social's user avatarAnthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
"CUT THE FEED!"
mon mothma
deborah vance
2
12
 
reposted by David M Willis!
captaindisillusion.bsky.social's user avatar
Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
Fellow graduate of the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks 🎭
sitcompeople.bsky.social's user avatarSitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
2
4
79
 
reposted by David M Willis!
southworth.bsky.social's user avatar
Paul Southworth ☢️ 🐟 @southworth.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
I did this and you should, too.
gregpak.net's user avatarGreg Pak @gregpak.net ⋅ 13h
This comment period ends today, 5/23, at 11:59 pm ET. Please do comment asap if you believe the government should allow us to get COVID vaccinations. I can't believe we even have to petition them about this, but here we are.
2
13
17
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
Well played, Kelly
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
thirty different editorial cartoons about St Peter greeting him with NORM!, coming right up
2
2
59
 
reposted by David M Willis!
paperbackparadise.bsky.social's user avatar
Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
help book ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️
Photo of a vintage science fiction book cover featuring a photograph of a man superimposed over a firework exploding. Copy and title read:

THE BOOK THAT HAS AMERICA SCREAMING COME ON DOWN HERE AND FACE ME, GOD!

THE THRILL OF TAKING SEVEN DRUGS AT ONCE

DEMON SALT, STREET CRUMBS, MEE-MAW PIPE, MALLY, LSPP, SASSAFRAS, MICROWAVED CANDY

A BOOK BY DOCTOR PILLS
14
291
998
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
Ruth!
Ruth in black overalls and a seafoam/white striped shirt
3
5
54
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
...okay, so i can't do crossed arms if i want to be able to see/reference the details on the overalls for, you know, actual model sheet purposes a lesson i keep not learning
2
4
62
 
reposted by David M Willis!
cheryllynneaton.bsky.social's user avatar
Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
Wanted to add that we literally just saw a white woman get a million dollars for calling a black child a racial slur. So maybe black creators discussing the topic do not want to lend their hypervisibility to a bigot via tagging so that bigot makes money off their racist content.
teaberryblue.net's user avatarTea Berry-Blue @teaberryblue.net ⋅ 2d
Don’t feel like platforming certain folks but talking critically about abhorrent views that should not be accepted in our community without tagging the person responsible is not bullying & particularly accusing BIPOC folks of bullying for objecting to racism is gross.
1
83
412
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
www.ebay.com/itm/23611706... guess who's back? it's mindwipe because the auction winner waited six days to pay and then immediately asked for a refund
3
2
17
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Illuminating" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
www.dumbingofage.com
Illuminating
7
5
56
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
"awww, i love the way belle batfrey audibly cackles like a supervillain whenever i leave the room, not sure why my daughter fears for her life"
9
1
42
 
reposted by David M Willis!
clarajeffery.bsky.social's user avatar
Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
If you do in fact want Covid boosters for yourself or anyone, you can submit public comment to the FDA here: www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 2d
FDA Commissioner Makary: "By the way, America doesn't want covid boosters."
121
1239
1610
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Jason!
it's jason in his usual bow-tie and in a gray and tan suit
3
3
53
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
2
1
31
 
reposted by David M Willis!
austinwalker.bsky.social's user avatar
austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Whenever folks bring up the history of cops and government officials undercutting protest movements and escalating police response via duplicitous action, there is inevitably a chorus of disbelievers. Well, this is as as clear and current as it gets.
pplscitycouncil.bsky.social's user avatarPeople’s City Council - Los Angeles @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
NEW: “Former LA Deputy Mayor of Public Safety Plead Guilty to Threatening to Bomb City Hall Last Year” Sounds like the deputy mayor called in a fake bomb threat in an attempt to set up pro-Palestine organizers. Wonder what the city attorney's role is in all of this: www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr...
Former Los Angeles Deputy Mayor of Public Safety Agrees to Plead Guilty to Threatening to Bomb L.A. City Hall Last Year
Approximately 10 minutes later, Williams sent a text message to the Los Angeles Mayor and several high-ranking city officials in the Mayor’s office and falsely reported, “Bomb threat: I received phone call on my city cell at 10:48 am this morning. The male caller stated that ‘he was tired of the city support of Israel, and he has decided to place a bomb in City Hall. It might be in the rotunda.’ I immediately contacted the chief of staff of LAPD, they are going to send a number of officers over to do a search of the building and to determine if anyone else received a threat.” In fact, Williams had not received such a call.
10
1119
2232
 
reposted by David M Willis!
teaberryblue.net's user avatar
Tea Berry-Blue @teaberryblue.net ⋅ 1d
This is now available with zero markup (that means I don't make any money on your purchase) at the link below. teaberryblue.net/product/cal-...
A long sleeve white tee shirt that says
9
79
292
 
reposted by David M Willis!
danichuatico.bsky.social's user avatar
Danielle Chuatico @danichuatico.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I just think they’re neat! 🙂‍↕️
11
191
1373
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
ha, i found it again
3
40
 
reposted by David M Willis!
mgillman.bsky.social's user avatar
Mel Gillman @mgillman.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Over on my patreon, I just posted a big batch of daily diary comics from my trip to Alaska for comics camp! Here's a freebie :) patreon.com/mgillman
A three panel black and white diary comic called
7
104
463
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
He's definitely gonna fuck those wisterias.
4
5
107
 
reposted by David M Willis!
cheryllynneaton.bsky.social's user avatar
Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Reblogging because 30 seconds of clickity-clacking on a keyboard could save MILLIONS of lives. How could you not want to be a part of that?
cheryllynneaton.bsky.social's user avatarCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
For the caring but socially awkward: action.transequality.org/a/stopmedica...
action.transequality.org
URGENT: Tell Congress to Defend Trans Health Care NOW
1
176
144
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
George Wendt murdered by nephew's incantation
2
37
 

©2010-2025 Dumbing of Age | Powered by WordPress with ComicPress | Subscribe: RSS | Privacy Policy | Back to Top ↑