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Incredibly

by David M Willis on August 7, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – But Don't Give Yourself Away
└ Tags: asher, ethan

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    August 7, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    “That’s an incredibly hot BUTT”

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      August 7, 2023 at 12:32 am | #

      “Are you sure that’s right, Jerry? Because, I’m not sure we can say that on YouTube.”

      • AGV
        AGV
        August 7, 2023 at 3:40 am | #

        Zefrank reference spotted

    • Yet_One_More_Idiot
      Yet_One_More_Idiot
      August 7, 2023 at 11:58 pm | #

      I was thinking of a completely different reference… “A brimful of Asher on a – 45…” xD

  2. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    August 7, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    Dumbing of Age Book 13: Everything Good Dies

    • milu
      milu
      August 7, 2023 at 4:02 am | #

      Cover image: Dina weeping

      • Yarrr
        Yarrr
        August 7, 2023 at 7:55 am | #

        I mean she loves dinosaurs so its probably low-key what she’s been thinking alol this time.

        • milu
          milu
          August 7, 2023 at 10:56 am | #

          Plot twist: Dina has been secretly emo this whole time

  3. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    August 7, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    I mean Jennifer wanted him to be a worse boyfriend. Cheating on her would definitely fulfill that role.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      August 7, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

      OTOH, not doing what she wants makes him a worse boyfriend right there, no?

    • StClair
      StClair
      August 7, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

      The secret is, she’s always angry at herself nothing will satisfy her.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        August 7, 2023 at 12:25 am | #

        Must make it difficult in the bedroom.

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 7, 2023 at 12:32 am | #

      i don’t know if she associates ‘bad boys’ with the ‘f*ck boys’ tho, other than him also being ‘out of his league’ idk if she’d be alright as being one of many hanging off him as arm candy/a mini harem or whatever even if she might be up for some 3 ways

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      August 7, 2023 at 2:39 am | #

      hey

  4. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    August 7, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Wow Ethan is bad for Asher…Ethan is bad for Asher holy shit that’s wild.

    • Dante
      Dante
      August 7, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

      ISN’T IT? I’m trying to wrap my brain about it too!!

      • Comic.phile
        Comic.phile
        August 7, 2023 at 2:34 am | #

        your gravitar is perfect for this.

        • Dante
          Dante
          August 7, 2023 at 5:42 pm | #

          “I did not anticipate this from our sessions, ok. I was shook! Also I can’t look away. It’s a fascinating hot mess, emphasis on both.”

          (djsfkjs thank you, I’m into wordy character analysis and I love Booster, so I held onto them when the Gravatar Roulette threw them at me! :3)

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      August 7, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

      “Hey Jennifer, what if I went and tried having a relationship even worse than your last one!?”

      • AlexaSpuds
        AlexaSpuds
        August 7, 2023 at 7:12 am | #

        at least Billie and Ruth’s relationship started cuz they really need to be loved by someone and to be held together through difficult times, here the relationship is starting out right off the bat with pure greed

        I like it tho, Ethan grew some balls, even if he isn’t using it correctly

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      August 7, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

      What’d Asher do again that people think he’s this soulless asshole with no redeeming qualities? Is it the mobster family? or the killing the lunatic? or being thirteen years old and giving the Walkertons the reason they needed to get rid of Sal?

      • Jon
        Jon
        August 7, 2023 at 12:36 am | #

        Being ex-mob but still invoking his mob status when it suits him, I think.

        • YordleJay
          YordleJay
          August 8, 2023 at 4:50 pm | #

          Has he ever envoked it aside from when blaine black mailed bim with info thay could’ve had him killed

      • PhyrexianRogue
        PhyrexianRogue
        August 7, 2023 at 2:02 am | #

        Don’t forget aiding Blaine with the kidnapping/potential murder scheme. Not entirely voluntary, but still.

        • clif
          clif
          August 7, 2023 at 8:37 am | #

          Going to college on stolen money. Which is why Blaine could blackmail him.

      • Axel
        Axel
        August 8, 2023 at 1:07 am | #

        I think most people are using the death of Blaine as evidence that he’s actually lying about being out/at least trying to be out of the mob.

        I’m of the persuasion that he fucked up real bad when he was a teen, was also born into a shitty situation, is probably mostly being honest, and if he reached back into whatever ties remained to get rid of someone who was actually wantonly abusing, kidnapping, and murdering, and who was possibly/probably a pedophile (noted by Amber about Faz’s mom’s age), good riddance.

    • Lumino
      Lumino
      August 7, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

      Glad I’m not the only one to see how INSANELY toxic this shit is. Ethan flat out said “I don’t give a fuck who I hurt as long as I am satisfied.”

      • Mark
        Mark
        August 7, 2023 at 7:11 am | #

        I think his position is “people will be hurt anyway, might as well enjoy it.” Not caring is not the same as believing that caring won’t make any difference.

        Both lead to the same terrible places, though.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      August 7, 2023 at 1:21 am | #

      Ethan you have no idea what you’re talking about

  5. Speedball
    Speedball
    August 7, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Your girlfriend treats you like an accessory, you’re better off, Asher.

    • Jo_cubstar
      Jo_cubstar
      August 7, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      Is he, though? This isn’t exactly the start of a healthy relationship

      • Dante
        Dante
        August 7, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

        We’ve seen worse (??)

      • Dark_T_Zeratul
        Dark_T_Zeratul
        August 7, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

        Doesn’t need to be a relationship. It can just be fucking.

        • Jo_cubstar
          Jo_cubstar
          August 7, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

          Even if it’s just fucking, it’s not off to a good start, seeing as it’s starting by Asher cheating on his gf. Also, I didn’t say “romantic relationship”. Fuck buddies are still a type of relationship

          • Proxiehunter
            Proxiehunter
            August 7, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

            It doesn’t start off with him cheating on her if he calls her and breaks up with her first.

            • Jo_cubstar
              Jo_cubstar
              August 7, 2023 at 12:34 am | #

              They’ve already kissed

              • Jo_cubstar
                Jo_cubstar
                August 7, 2023 at 12:34 am | #

                He just stopped and didn’t continue and go further

                • Vanessa
                  Vanessa
                  August 7, 2023 at 12:39 am | #

                  Billie already told them they were over since he was so amazingly uncool as to make the wrong friend. They are over. If Asher had an self-respect they would be over, that is.

                • Taffy
                  Taffy
                  August 7, 2023 at 1:39 am | #

                  She didn’t say that.

                • clif
                  clif
                  August 7, 2023 at 7:35 pm | #

                  Sometimes what people hear is only vaguely connected to what was said.

                  Sometimes they hear correctly even though it still wasn’t what was said. The trick is knowing which is which.

              • Alongcameaspider
                Alongcameaspider
                August 7, 2023 at 4:42 am | #

                To be clear Ethan kissed Asher, as soon as his brain caught up to what was happening Asher’s immediate response is to push him away and tell him to stop

              • Mr D
                Mr D
                August 7, 2023 at 7:24 am | #

                No, Asher got kissed and broke it off because it was wrong. Big difference between that and “they’ve” kissed.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          August 7, 2023 at 6:14 am | #

          I was trying to think how to say that. “Just fucking.” Go with it,Asher.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      August 7, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

      Does that make him Ken to her Barbie?

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      August 7, 2023 at 1:23 am | #

      No he is not, holy shit he is not. Asher is climbing out of a very deep pit and while Jennifer isn’t helping, Ethan is beckoning him to slide back down.

    • Wraithy2773
      Wraithy2773
      August 7, 2023 at 2:09 am | #

      Sure, but… Asher’s still in a relationship with Jennifer at the moment. If Asher is tired of Jennifer and wants some angsty emo lovin’, pretty much all he needs to do is break if off with Jennifer.

      Note his words. He’s trying to be good for her sake, sure, but also for himself. The kid whose little silly prank during a petty crime spree got his friend shipped off to boarding school might be harboring some feelings about backstabbing friends right now, particularly after his semi-relapse with the Evil Dad Squad.

  6. Warcodered
    Warcodered
    August 7, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Everything good dies, and Ambers dad.

    • eskimolos
      eskimolos
      August 7, 2023 at 1:39 am | #

      Given Ethan is almost certainly saying this in relation to Mike’s death, it feels *incredibly” generous

      • cain
        cain
        August 7, 2023 at 7:39 am | #

        Ethan knew Mike differently than we did. He thinks of Mike as a genuinely good person with a harsh exterior. He’s not being generous in saying this, he’s speaking his true feelings. Whether those feelings reflect the reality of Mike is an altogether different question.

  7. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    August 7, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Why is being depressing hot? That would just make me question whether I want to or not.

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 7, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

      to an outsider who doesn’t know your situation, it’d give off the same vibe as being ‘aloof/don’t give an f” attitude some ppl would be attracted to as long as you stay relatively hygenic

      • Angel
        Angel
        August 7, 2023 at 12:37 am | #

        also i guess tehre’s been cynical teens/young adults who say stuff like “life sucks then you die” or just simply being reckless/ no impulse control that haven’t been through

    • Wraithy2773
      Wraithy2773
      August 7, 2023 at 1:57 am | #

      Because teenagers. Strip ain’t called Smarting of Age, after all :D.

      • Alanari
        Alanari
        August 7, 2023 at 3:53 am | #

        I wanna give a thumbs up. Why can’t I give a thumbs up?

        • Mark
          Mark
          August 7, 2023 at 7:14 am | #

          +1

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      August 7, 2023 at 2:40 am | #

      because we got nothing to loose…

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 7, 2023 at 8:17 am | #

        Or tight for that matter.

        • Amós Batista
          Amós Batista
          August 7, 2023 at 9:01 am | #

          2AM, can’t help about misspelling…

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            August 7, 2023 at 11:09 am | #

            Homophones are nothing but trouble.

    • Bash
      Bash
      August 7, 2023 at 2:45 am | #

      Imagine if your crush showed up at your door, kissed you, and said he wanted you enough to do something reckless. It’s hot to feel desired like that.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        August 7, 2023 at 11:55 am | #

        Fair enough; I wish one of my crushes would have done this.

  8. quark
    quark
    August 7, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    im not sure which possibility i like more, A) asher already knew he was bi and it just didnt come up in conversation before, or B) asher has just now discovered hes bi and has immediately accepted this

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      August 7, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

      I think he’s known he’s been bi for a long while, it’s probably one of the reasons he’s trying to distance himself from his Capitol F family.

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      August 7, 2023 at 1:36 am | #

      On the one hand, Ethan already played that role for Danny, so it probably won’t repeat itself. On the other hand, the idea that Ethan is The Bi Whisperer is pretty funny.

  9. reed
    reed
    August 7, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    don’t think! just kiss!!

    • Dday
      Dday
      August 7, 2023 at 1:49 am | #

      🎵Sha-la-la-la-la-la
      Don’t be scared
      You got di mood prepared🎵

  10. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    August 7, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Technically speaking everything Evil dies too. Also everything Neutral. And upon such strange aeons even death may die.

    • UrsulaDavina
      UrsulaDavina
      August 7, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

      • Mano308gts
        Mano308gts
        August 7, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

        alright Lovecraft, back into the crypts with you…

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          August 7, 2023 at 6:19 am | #

          And stay there.

      • Rose by Any Other Name
        Rose by Any Other Name
        August 7, 2023 at 12:49 am | #

        Time for a friendly reminder that the ‘non-Euclidian geometry’ that Lovecraft speaks of as if it is terrifying is any geometry not on a flat surface. Like, say, any geometry done in 3d space on the planet Earth.

        It tickles my heart that Lovecraft was afraid of curves.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          August 7, 2023 at 1:27 am | #

          The guy was a nervous wreck basically all the time. Bubbles, math, penguins, Welsh people, the list goes on and on.

          • Mr D
            Mr D
            August 7, 2023 at 7:30 am | #

            Feckin Air Conditioning terrified the shit out of him lol

            • clif
              clif
              August 7, 2023 at 8:46 am | #

              Technically Lovecraft was afraid of angular space, not curved space.

              Personally I am terrified of jello. Have you ever seen it quiver ominously?

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                August 7, 2023 at 10:07 am | #

                When the Jell-O quivers ominously, you need to assert your place as the dominant species and vore it.

              • morleuca
                morleuca
                August 7, 2023 at 2:24 pm | #

                You can hook an EEG to it and it’ll read brain activity, because jello is that sensitive to vibrations around it.

        • Thomas
          Thomas
          August 7, 2023 at 1:28 am | #

          Lovecraft was afraid of anything that wasn’t a straight line. He was unwilling to bend in any direction.

        • JBento
          JBento
          August 7, 2023 at 5:22 am | #

          Weirdly, “curves” is also the only way hounds of Tindalos can’t fuck you up.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          August 7, 2023 at 6:22 am | #

          Wasn’t it Lovecraft that used the Didache as a reference for ancient evil? It’s just old Christian bullsh–
          Wait….

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 7, 2023 at 11:08 am | #

        Qapla’

    • Dr. Sharks
      Dr. Sharks
      August 7, 2023 at 12:51 am | #

      Not Gnome Ann. Time and tide stop for Gnome Ann.

    • Freemage
      Freemage
      August 7, 2023 at 8:57 pm | #

      “The evil that men do lives after them;
      The good is oft interred with their bones.”
      –Shakespeare, Julius Caesar

      It’s true. “Good”, at least meaningful good, usually requires effort to perpetuate. Evil holds its momentum, unless arrested by some force. That’s why so often, abuse victims become abusers. Ottowa, IL, still has a contaminated site from the freakin’ 1920s when the Radium Girls worked in the factories there (and the Radium Girls themselves still glow in their graves).

      The decision we all have to make is whether to give into despair over this fact, or to flip off the universe and entropy, and keep fighting. Right now, Asher’s finally clicking for me as a character; Ethan, sadly, is bottoming out hard.

  11. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    August 7, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    So you just embracing full on nihilism Ethan? Beacuse I don’t see any purpose in that.

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      August 7, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

      What’s the purpose of anything really?

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 7, 2023 at 12:38 am | #

      I mean indulging in some bad habits probably would be better than being cooped up in his room as long as he doesn’t take it too far tho i’d assume booster would hopefully keep an eye on him to a point

    • OnyxIdol
      OnyxIdol
      August 7, 2023 at 4:15 am | #

      nihilism isn’t a problem per se. Only when it’s coupled with depression.

    • sdrainbow
      sdrainbow
      August 7, 2023 at 1:42 pm | #

      not having any purpose is, one might say, the point

      • UrsulaDavina
        UrsulaDavina
        August 7, 2023 at 3:18 pm | #

        Yeah that’s the joke.

  12. Taffy
    Taffy
    August 7, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    Ethan, you exchanged names and walked together for a few minutes. Gods, but this boy moves fast.

  13. Dante
    Dante
    August 7, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    Ethan being THIS DRAMATIC and Asher going “that’s incredibly hot” in response shows us what he saw in Jennifer, isn’t it :’DD

  14. Crow
    Crow
    August 7, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    Can someone post the Discord invite? I deleted it and want to rejoin.

    • Jo_cubstar
      Jo_cubstar
      August 7, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

      Wait what? There’s a willis discord? 😮 😱

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        August 7, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

        I think Crow is referring to Dumb Adults, a DoA fan server. They particularly weary of putting the link out in public, plus the folk there bite Willis’s head off at an intensity and frequency that isn’t exactly everyone’s cut of tea. 0_0

        I don’t think Willis is on Discord tho?

        • GholaHalleck
          GholaHalleck
          August 7, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

          I would imagine he’s on every transformers discord on the platform at the very least.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            August 7, 2023 at 11:08 am | #

            Simultaneously.

        • Crow
          Crow
          August 7, 2023 at 11:41 am | #

          Can someone give me cryptic instructions on how to find the discord link?

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            August 7, 2023 at 3:36 pm | #

            Do you have means by which they can DM it to you directly? They probs ain’t gonna put it out in public 😗

            • Crow
              Crow
              August 7, 2023 at 3:47 pm | #

              My throwaway email is tinabelcher35@gmail.com

              • Needfuldoer
                Needfuldoer
                August 7, 2023 at 9:19 pm | #

                RIP your throwaway inbox

  15. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    August 7, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    I love how accurate the webcomic name continues to be

  16. Just an Armadillo
    Just an Armadillo
    August 7, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

    Everything good dies? Ethan, I thought you were depressed because of what happened to Mike, not somebody good.

    I am one of the biggest Mike fans out there, for the record, I just have no misconceptions about where he falls on the morality scale. The dude chaotic neutral at best.

    • Jo_cubstar
      Jo_cubstar
      August 7, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

      But Mike was his bestfriend

      • StClair
        StClair
        August 7, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

        See the new bonus strip.

        • Jo_cubstar
          Jo_cubstar
          August 7, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

          No Patreon, so no such luck.

          • StClair
            StClair
            August 7, 2023 at 1:35 am | #

            Me either, but the preview panel may suffice?

    • Bash
      Bash
      August 7, 2023 at 2:42 am | #

      Ethan is recontextualizing Mike as a good guy in his grief. It’s pretty normal to romanticize things after someone dies.

    • Azhrei Vep
      Azhrei Vep
      August 7, 2023 at 10:46 am | #

      In Ethan’s defense, he’s not wrong. He’s just not completely right yet. Everything that lives dies. Everything good is just a fairly tiny subset of that.

  17. Bo
    Bo
    August 7, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

    “i havent thought of an extremely convenient excuse yet maybe if you pull down my pants it’ll give me time to think one up!…”

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 7, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

      In my experience losing my pants actually significantly impairs my ability to think.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        August 7, 2023 at 11:57 am | #

        ^ This.

  18. Bruno
    Bruno
    August 7, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

    Wait is he letting Billie bully him because he’s like genuinely trying to turn over a new leaf or something

    • Vanessa
      Vanessa
      August 7, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

      Apparently so! He must have some serious Mommy issues.

    • YordleJay
      YordleJay
      August 8, 2023 at 4:52 pm | #

      Thats….been his whole character?

      I’m sorry are people just blatantly ignoring ashers story just cause they dont WANT him to change?

  19. Mollyscribbles
    Mollyscribbles
    August 7, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

    wait, does hooking up with a guy he barely knows qualify as being the bad boy she wanted?

    • Vanessa
      Vanessa
      August 7, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

      Haha, I think she wants him to be just like Ruth.

    • Bash
      Bash
      August 7, 2023 at 6:02 am | #

      The bad boy she wanted was someone that is stereotypically hot and mysterious, not someone that cheats.

  20. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    August 7, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

    People are still allowed to thinking college?

  21. IniquitousKing
    IniquitousKing
    August 7, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

    Asher has some weird turn-ons.

    But hey, whatever gets him to dump whatever toxic trainwreck he’s got going on with Jennifer and to get onto THIS toxic trainwreck.

    I wonder if Ethan’s going to be as disappointed as her that Asher’s a huge dork and not some smooth badass.

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      August 7, 2023 at 12:22 am | #

      I don’t think Ethan’s seen “Cool biker” Asher ever, so he *should* be fine with dork turtleneck bisexual asher.

      • Dante
        Dante
        August 7, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

        Yeah, tbh that’s the thing that still makes me see this as a step up for Asher. I’m shipping it hardcore! It’s also going to be a toxic mess! But…

        At least he will get to be himself, y’know? Hopefully?

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 7, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

      well, the mid 2000s had a lot of emo gay boys aesthetic, tho a bit more concerning if you know that/why ethan’s grieving as opposed to some edgy young teen that’s just going through a phase/scene /alt/punk aesthetic

  22. Raen
    Raen
    August 7, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

    He thinks he still has a girlfriend?

    Haha, now I want to hear what she thinks when he confesses to her that he *almost* cheated with a boy.

    • temporaryobsessor
      temporaryobsessor
      August 7, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

      How dare he!
      Cheating especially with a guy would have been hot and drama filled but almost cheating.
      That’s like if Danny wanted credit for the time he almost bought Sal flowers.

      • Raen
        Raen
        August 7, 2023 at 6:04 am | #

        I was more thinking of her assertion that “bisexual is a porn word.”

        • Jo_cubstar
          Jo_cubstar
          August 7, 2023 at 6:03 pm | #

          Did she say that? Isn’t she bisexual?

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            August 7, 2023 at 11:24 pm | #

            Nope. Jennifer’s straight. She just likes girls sometimes, like everyone does.

            At least that was her stance early last semester.

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 7, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

      idk how serious jen considered them before she saw asher having overlapping qualities with walky, because after ruth i’d assume she’d propose something more ‘casual’

      • Vanessa
        Vanessa
        August 7, 2023 at 12:43 am | #

        And does Jennifer/Billie think she’s dumped him already?

  23. Hazel
    Hazel
    August 7, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

    Trying to be good for other people never works.

    I do wonder why he latched onto Jennifer, of all people.

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 7, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

      Raidah ‘adopted’ her into her own friend group and i guess they connected with each other during group hangouts (even if jen did technically know asher as one of sal’s ‘delinquent’ group)

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      August 7, 2023 at 6:28 am | #

      Why Jennifer? Could it be because she’s hot as all get out?

      • Hoboturtle
        Hoboturtle
        August 7, 2023 at 12:05 pm | #

        Probably for the same reason Walky attached to her.

  24. Angel
    Angel
    August 7, 2023 at 12:25 am | #

    “lemme call her over so she can watch” or so XD: i guess, in a way that would be a power move to invite her and not warn her about ethan but that would be kinda a bit sleazy

    Tho i suppose it’s better than ethan geting into drugs/cheating

    • Amara
      Amara
      August 7, 2023 at 8:33 am | #

      Amber would be so heartbroken if people were being invited to spectate birthday she WASN’T one of them.

      • Angel
        Angel
        August 7, 2023 at 11:50 pm | #

        I mean she say ethan sprint away so she could’ve followed him if she rly wanted to lol

  25. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    August 7, 2023 at 12:25 am | #

    Ethan has an interesting definition of “good,” judging by the current list of characters who’ve died in this comic. Like yeah, I can understand including Mike in that category, but the only other people who’ve died were 1) an irredeemable monster and 2) a myopic fundamentalist whose attempts to cling to his deeply toxic ideal of family drove his wife to commit suicide and drove himself to hold his daughter at gunpoint.

    …oh right, it’s currently Spring 2023 until the timescale slides again, which means Kevin Conroy died during the timeskip, never mind it all makes sense

    • Vukodlak
      Vukodlak
      August 7, 2023 at 12:33 am | #

      One is enough.

    • Blibdoolpoolp
      Blibdoolpoolp
      August 7, 2023 at 12:37 am | #

      Did they also ever confirm if Ryan is dead? Or at least shivved to such a state he might as well be? I really don’t want him getting a return-villain arc as “Caesar” or “The Pin Cushion”

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        August 7, 2023 at 1:25 am | #

        He doesn’t seem to have, we’d know if he died of Amber’s wounds, so he’s probably alive unless he like got hit by a truck somehow.

    • Mr D
      Mr D
      August 7, 2023 at 7:33 am | #

      I am not entirely sure Becky’s mum died due to her wife as much as she might just have been suicidally depressed.

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 7, 2023 at 11:51 pm | #

      tbf he probably only rly cares about mike, even if he wasnt necessarily ‘good’ he did care for him to be affected that much

  26. Jon
    Jon
    August 7, 2023 at 12:40 am | #

    I’m…not sure you really DO have a girlfriend anymore, Asher.

    • Vanessa
      Vanessa
      August 7, 2023 at 12:45 am | #

      Billie seems grumpy and surly enough to think even lower of him for refusing some hot sex.

  27. VinzKlortho
    VinzKlortho
    August 7, 2023 at 12:40 am | #

    He’s a nihilist! And he’s a recovering sociopath!

    Together, they cause, I mean SOLVE crimes! Sexily!

  28. ari
    ari
    August 7, 2023 at 12:51 am | #

    Your girlfriend doesn’t like you and is mostly dating you so that your ex thinks she’s moved on, Asher. Please do something that blows this up.

    I feel like last semester the characters tended to make really chaotic bad decisions, but this semester there’s been a pattern of people stagnating in stable but unfulfilling situations because they’ve already committed to those choices and now they don’t want to be chaotic (a lot of this being deeply mediocre relationships, but some being things like Dorothy not really feeling like she’s allowed to actually explore whether she wants to change). This makes sense and is really realistic for undergrads but please, these characters, be a little more chaotic. Clinging too hard to a safe but unfulfilling status quo is just as dumb as any of the things these characters were doing last semester.

    • Dante
      Dante
      August 7, 2023 at 5:45 pm | #

      Ohhhhh, WORD. You’re absolutely right O_O!! Not all of the characters (Joyce is an exception imho) but certainly most of them?

  29. Francoinblanco
    Francoinblanco
    August 7, 2023 at 12:58 am | #

    Wow Asher/Billie is so background i totally forgot it exists. Good thing Asher remember

  30. Bin
    Bin
    August 7, 2023 at 1:05 am | #

    If everything good dies then why is Mike dead?
    Checkmate

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      August 7, 2023 at 1:17 am | #

      Also Ross, Blaine. Ethan needs to readjust his standards.

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        August 7, 2023 at 1:37 am | #

        Also note how Ethan lumps himself in that category. Dude expressed a dead wish.

        • Dante
          Dante
          August 7, 2023 at 5:54 pm | #

          Yeah, this parts worries me. The “take what you want while it’s still here” is… It really feels like he’s going “take me while I’m still alive”, between his mental state and his spiel about death.

          Some suicidal people may go through a Do All The Things manic phase wherein they follow they impulses, fulfill a couple of wants off their bucket list… and use the rest of the energy to follow through with their death wish.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      August 7, 2023 at 1:31 am | #

      Bad thing happen to bad person no make bad thing stop happen to good person

  31. Samniel
    Samniel
    August 7, 2023 at 1:37 am | #

    Wow this storyline really is just everyone’s self-destructive spiral, isn’t it?

    …Except Joe and Joyce, they’re being surprisngly adult about their issues…

    • Sye
      Sye
      August 7, 2023 at 7:31 am | #

      Joe and Joyce’s is self-destructive, in a sense, when you consider what the lifelong standard of self was for each of them.

  32. Dday
    Dday
    August 7, 2023 at 1:45 am | #

    Man dude, take a hint. Jennifer doesn’t respect you or want you or even particularly like you. Also, props to Ethan for working on his supervillain schtick.

  33. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    August 7, 2023 at 1:49 am | #

    I am actually rooting for Asher to keep on trying to be better at least for himself and hopefully that he doesn’t make life harder for everything else. (An honestly I don’t think him calling his family and mention Blaine is being a pain in the behind was a bad call. )

  34. BBCC
    BBCC
    August 7, 2023 at 1:53 am | #

    Asher is doing his best. Ethan needs serious help.

  35. Vicky
    Vicky
    August 7, 2023 at 1:58 am | #

    Geez, Ethan. You’re making Asher look GOOD. If Ethan keeps spiraling down this fast, he’s going to be in the Mary Tier. No one wants that.

    • Wraithy2773
      Wraithy2773
      August 7, 2023 at 2:05 am | #

      When hasn’t Asher looked good? Even when he was texting the Evil Parent Brigade he had a certain angsty smolder going on.

      • Da Boy
        Da Boy
        August 7, 2023 at 3:25 am | #

        No! Stop! You are falling for the Morally Problematic Character! Turn back before it’s too late!

        • Nalim Skarro
          Nalim Skarro
          August 7, 2023 at 4:19 am | #

          Hey Asher solved the Blaine problem. I totally give him points for that. Every group needs an anti hero / villain protagonist ally that’s willing to do the dirty work that nobody else is up for.

          • Da Boy
            Da Boy
            August 7, 2023 at 9:19 am | #

            No! You are just making Asher hotter! Ethan will stand no chance XD

    • Insanenoodlyguy
      Insanenoodlyguy
      August 7, 2023 at 9:00 am | #

      … ETHAN X MARY.

      NOW I WANT IT SO BAD.

      • Nicoleandmaggie
        Nicoleandmaggie
        August 7, 2023 at 11:01 pm | #

        I have an evil catholic aunt by marriage who doesn’t believe in divorce (literally disowned one of her children for marrying a divorcee) but she herself got her first marriage annulled after 3 kids because she found out her first husband was mafia. It’s like a get out of jail free card for Catholics. Definitely tempting for the marys of this world.

    • Dante
      Dante
      August 7, 2023 at 5:50 pm | #

      Wow, hell no.

      Some of his strips have actually given me Ruth vibes, which might be the, y’know, absolute depression both of them have gone/are going through. But never Mary?? Just because the suicidal guy is having what looks like the start of a manic episode?? Come on.

    • Crow
      Crow
      August 7, 2023 at 8:35 pm | #

      Asher doesn’t seem like that bad of a person in the first place. I don’t have much disdain for this guy who has criminal parents he didn’t ask for and did a shitty thing when he was, like, 12.

  36. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    August 7, 2023 at 2:03 am | #

    Jennifer has placed herself in an interesting predicament, and she doesn’t even know it.

    Asher rejecting Ethan fully would be the most Walky thing he’d done yet. So, she either gets a faithful boyfriend or her wish fulfilled.

  37. Wraithy2773
    Wraithy2773
    August 7, 2023 at 2:04 am | #

    *looks at the comments*

    …huh, I thought we learned the lesson about how “this relationship has problematic elements therefore its totally fine for the less-shitty part of the relationship to fuck whoever they want” is a really shitty attitude after the Raidah/Jacob/Joyce debacle.

    Yeah, Asher and Jennifer’s relationship is not great. Asher should either get out of it or confront Jennifer about how she’s being an ass. But he’d still be a dang dick for cheating on her with Ethan.

    Either shit or get off the pot, basically. Asher’s right to say no here, even though Ethan’s Smoldering Emo Angst is hitting all of Asher’s buttons. All Asher has to do to be in the clear is to break up with Jennifer, this is not a rigid structural barrier that is mountainous to overcome or anything.

    • Bash
      Bash
      August 7, 2023 at 2:47 am | #

      To me it seems like Jennifer/Asher is pretty close to being over. Even if Jennifer doesn’t break up with Asher, he might want to break up with her for reasons unrelated to Ethan

      • Wraithy2773
        Wraithy2773
        August 7, 2023 at 3:57 am | #

        Indeed, things are likely headed that way, and Asher should recognize that.

        But at the current point in the story, Asher’s right to go “I’m not cheating on my girlfriend, I don’t want to be that kind of person”, no matter how shitty that girlfriend is.

        Break up first, wild debauchery after. The order is important! 😀

        • Bash
          Bash
          August 7, 2023 at 6:01 am | #

          Yeah, I respect that he doesn’t want to cheat. But OP was comparing this to Jacob and Raidah, and I think that was a lot different because Raidah wanted to continue the relationship. Jennifer seems pretty done with Asher.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          August 7, 2023 at 6:34 am | #

          Order? I dunno. “I’ve found someone else” is pretty common.

      • Insanenoodlyguy
        Insanenoodlyguy
        August 7, 2023 at 9:01 am | #

        And if Asher goes and breaks up with her and then this happens tomorrow, it’s fine. If he does it right here right now, he’s a cheater. and that’s bad for him. It’s the kind of move somebody he doesn’t want to be anymore does.

        • milu
          milu
          August 7, 2023 at 10:16 am | #

          Alternatively “being a cheater” for the handful of hours between banging a hot boy and breaking up the next time he sees Billie would be a meaningless technicality

          Alternatively alternatively, Asher doesn’t know whether Billie would be ok with non-exclusivity but he is willing to risk it and will check in with her later and it’ll be her call then whether she’s fine with it or not

  38. Da Boy
    Da Boy
    August 7, 2023 at 3:34 am | #

    No Asher! No! Don’t listen to the Nihilist McEdgelord. Remember you are the Bad Boy, you don’t fall for Other Bad Boys even if they are hot!

  39. milu
    milu
    August 7, 2023 at 3:51 am | #

    Ethan: “Nothing is real but loss, pain and putrefaction. Existence is a sordid joke, life a drawn-out agony, as the knife of solitude slowly twists inside the crusty, pus-filled gashes of sorrow”

    Asher, pulling off his clothes: “just fuck me right here on this doorstep”

    • clif
      clif
      August 7, 2023 at 7:27 pm | #

      Right under the sign that says Arby’s?

  40. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    August 7, 2023 at 3:51 am | #

    That’s not about Jennifer. That’s about himself, Asher.
    To be a better guy. Someone who have improved as a human being, and as a man.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      August 7, 2023 at 7:42 am | #

      Could we say this storyline is having boys trying to be better? Joe too, for example. (in his case, the entire book)

  41. AGV
    AGV
    August 7, 2023 at 3:53 am | #

    Ok, so what happens if Asher “formally” breaks up with Jennifer and THEN he hooks up with Ethan (assuming he’s still interested after being told “no” at first)?

    I know this is the less parsimonious outcome, but hey

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      August 7, 2023 at 7:21 am | #

      I support this course of action. Asher does seem to genuinely care for Jennifer, but I’m honestly not sure if Jennifer feels the same way about Asher. (She’s attracted to him, definitely, but her behaviour thus far suggests she likes him more for what he does for her image and self-esteem rather than liking him and wanting what’s best for him.) So, since the match is likely not to work out long-term, but cheating is icky and wrong, Asher needs to break up with Jennifer and then go mash body parts with Ethan if he still wants to. 😉

  42. milu
    milu
    August 7, 2023 at 4:13 am | #

    Alternate panel 5:

    “What? Oh no, I meant I’m trying to be a better boyfriend by not forgetting to give her a chance to watch when i fuck someone else”

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      August 7, 2023 at 7:01 am | #

      It’s only polite.

      • milu
        milu
        August 7, 2023 at 10:19 am | #

        Basic decency.

  43. milu
    milu
    August 7, 2023 at 4:20 am | #

    Anyway, FINALLY A SHIP THAT NIBBLES MY KNOBBLES
    I’m so bored with all the straight romance lol

    (…I hope they do fuck)

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      August 7, 2023 at 7:42 am | #

      🙏

  44. Animedingo
    Animedingo
    August 7, 2023 at 4:21 am | #

    LET HIM COOK

  45. Kreiger
    Kreiger
    August 7, 2023 at 4:33 am | #

    Am I missing something? Was the only sign that Asher was BI the fact that he smiled at Ethan outside a couple panels ago? Talk about a huge fucking risk Ethan just took. I feel like a bunch of steps were missed here, possibly for the convenience of the story.

    • pig
      pig
      August 7, 2023 at 8:19 am | #

      Booster and Amber had a conversation about Asher walking Ethan to class, and implied a degree of flirtatiousness, so I think we can assume that Ethan and Asher developed a connection off screen.

    • Doopyboop
      Doopyboop
      August 7, 2023 at 7:26 pm | #

      To be fair, Asher is 1) not a main character so at no point would he realistically have a chance to reveal that he’s bi and 2) showing attraction to two women (Jennifer and Sal) obviously doesn’t exclude the possibility that he’s bi and 3) I feel it’s pretty realistic, honestly. What other possible signs are there supposed to be? Asher doesn’t seem the type to wear a pride pin, and he may not have much experience with men but seems to have enough to recognize ‘wow, hot guy’ and that’s completely valid.

      Plus with Ethan’s mindset I don’t feel like him taking a huge risk like that is outside the realm of possibility for his character. Unfortunately, he’s depressed and is trying to self-destruct (hence not caring if being with Asher would be cheating) so I think if Asher were to react violently or even just yell at Ethan, he’d be just as ‘meh’ about it. Kinda comes off like Ethan’s trying to do SOMETHING to feel alive, and unfortunately risky business is a path to do that on.

  46. Amelie Wikström
    Amelie Wikström
    August 7, 2023 at 4:56 am | #

    The man said get busy living or get busy dying, and Ethan went for B. The fact Asher thinks that’s hot is another red flag to me. . .

    • JBento
      JBento
      August 7, 2023 at 5:27 am | #

      How is your takeaway from this strip that ASHER is the one with the red flags?!

      • Firseal
        Firseal
        August 7, 2023 at 6:57 am | #

        Red flags are like sweater vests. Everyone is welcome to one, but woe betide a time when you see many of them.

  47. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    August 7, 2023 at 5:51 am | #

    Mike for a certain definition of “good”

  48. Mark
    Mark
    August 7, 2023 at 7:32 am | #

    Gotta say I thought Asher’s last line was going to be: “no, I mean she’s right here” as Jennifer’s face appears over his shoulder.

  49. Michael Steamweed
    Michael Steamweed
    August 7, 2023 at 8:11 am | #

    “This is a terrible decision.”
    “So?”
    “Your logic is compelling.”

  50. spriteless aunty
    spriteless aunty
    August 7, 2023 at 9:16 am | #

    Hmm. Am I the only one who thought Billie might like a bisexual trophy boyfriend? Like she might be into it? Perhaps as her whole self-hating homosexual messing around isn’t serious complex, perhaps just because she’s already objectifying Asher so why not?

    • Bash
      Bash
      August 7, 2023 at 9:25 am | #

      It might cause her to confront her own bisexuality, so maybe not.

  51. Valerie
    Valerie
    August 7, 2023 at 9:41 am | #

    Ugggghhhhhhhghg

  52. Yeet
    Yeet
    August 7, 2023 at 9:57 am | #

    DO you have a girlfriend, Asher? She didn’t literally say “I’m leaving you” onscreen but she’s not really acting particularly girlfriendy, all walking off and being like “yeah no I don’t want to be with this”.
    I applaud the instinct to avoid being a cheating dick but I feel like you needed the instinct to check in with her on your actual status a while ago.

    • milu
      milu
      August 7, 2023 at 10:54 am | #

      Um, so,

      rn i want these silly hotties to bang to the point where i have a hard time investing any brainpower in the #Discourse today, however i will say i am puzzled by people discussing AshxJen like it’s pretty much as good as over??? I mean, Jennifer’s been on her usual Jennifer bullshit the whole time. She’s histrionic, self-centered, and extremely preoccupied by some whacky code of cool no one else can decipher. I think that’s funny and part of her charm and whatever, don’t @me, but my point is, they’ve been fine this whole time apparently, so like. what do we think has changed??

      (Unrelatedly, i super don’t care if Asher cheats on her, also afaik they might not be exclusive to begin with)

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        August 7, 2023 at 11:29 am | #

        The “Asher and Jennifer are doomed” meme can die at any point and we’ll have lost nothing.

      • Yeet
        Yeet
        August 8, 2023 at 11:20 am | #

        I didn’t say it’s as good as over, I said he should’ve checked that it wasn’t given what happened
        what I think changed (there is no “we”) is the walky parallels mostly. Might be a bridge too far for jen.
        but sure, I’m just repeating memes everyone

  53. kater
    kater
    August 7, 2023 at 11:51 am | #

    I am enjoying this plot line so much!

  54. LIGHTWEIGHT BAYBEE
    LIGHTWEIGHT BAYBEE
    August 7, 2023 at 12:35 pm | #

    eveyones morality on cheating flying out the window when 2 cute boys kiss
    hell yea

  55. Dustfeather
    Dustfeather
    August 7, 2023 at 4:01 pm | #

    I feel for Ethan – I went through the exact same pattern of impulsivity after my ex died a few years ago (she was only 23). The shock of grief really puts everything else into perspective and makes you realise how short life can be.

  56. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    August 7, 2023 at 6:59 pm | #

    Not gonna lie but I was just posting how that was my subconscious approach to life from a child hood of people vanishing from my life in a few weeks or days because Cold War military brats families were transferred from base to base sometimes after only a few weeks, usually after a year or two. I went to 14 different schools by 10th grade…

  57. cain
    cain
    August 7, 2023 at 7:03 pm | #

    easy solution here: call jennifer and establish whether or not this would actually be cheating.

    *ring ring*
    jennifer: what do you want?
    asher: am i your boyfriend?
    jennifer: ugh, not with that attitude, dweeb. get cooler.
    asher: so that’s a no? great. im gonna go fuck a hot dude now. bye

  58. Axel
    Axel
    August 8, 2023 at 1:15 am | #

    I could be into this ship long term. After Asher’s pretty inevitable breakup with Jennifer, there could be a little more time, then falling into something with Ethan (or, an immediate hookup that ends up becoming more with some time). Picturing it being fairly lowkey/private, like mostly an alone in their dorms thing rather than a holding hands and kissing in the halls thing, despite being committed.

    (looks like this comment didn’t send earlier (I ctrl+f ed a few different terms including my name), but sorry if I posted almost exactly the same thing earlier)

CHOOSE A SIDE, NO COWARDS

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September 13/14, 2025 - Small Press Expo in Bethesda, Maryland

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 5h
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Sal and Danny saw you from across the room and enjoy your vibe.
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trying to voice recognition a search for superman's actor
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I want YOU to transform Autobot City (with generous green spaces, affordable public transport and amenities, and plentiful social initiatives)
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
welp back to drawing comics featuring a character you can't see yet for like 11 months
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
Then they came for the sarcastic people and I was like oh great that's exactly what we need right now well done to all concerned.
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Cass 🪻 @cassmoney.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
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Dorothy: You can't just follow me into fire! Joyce: You don't want me following you into fire? Then don't run into fire!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
today in #9chickweedlane i learned i apparently gotta go see if "correlate" has an archaic definition that means something nonsense
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Virginia Barksdale @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
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Brigid Keely She/Her @brigid.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Joyce is absolutely totally straight and just wants to hang out with her best friend, who happens to be another lady. This is normal behavior and a normal biblical quote to use that has no other context. GAL PALS
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joyce walks down an aisle
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Paul Southworth ☢️ 🐟 @southworth.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
A lot of songs are lowkey about being horny
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Stuart Webb @inflatabledalek.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
OK, I said I was going to a thread of receipts together on the guy who runs Kapow, in odder to explain why I personally would recommend not giving him your business at TFN. Starting with the original post, revealing the guy loves sharing right wing fascist stuff on LinkedIn.
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Since you might think it's weird you got a like on this over a year after the fact, the director of Kapow just shared this on LinkedIn; i.imgur.com/hqQYWgO.png
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
This is the best review I've ever gotten on my clothes. They will make you hot and popular. Find em at rosalarian.com/shop
Text conversation that reads: 
Pink text: i just wore my pervert shirt from your site to a party last night and it was possibly the funniest conversation starter OVER AND OVER. i could have full conversations with someoen about it and then the person literally sitting on the other side of me would look over and go HEY YOUR SHIRT SAYS PERVERT?! just immaculate, best design I've ever gotten and it also scores me a whole subway bench on the train.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Bold new hero Steve Lombard
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another one of those "this food is delicious and i would absolutely eat all of it, but i have very little appetite" days
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Transformers Cyberworld is up on YouTube. For a short show to sell toys to kids, they did a good job with it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLVh...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
www.instagram.com/p/DMAtlXHsyrO/ Took this as a challenge
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finally done it, created a strip that defies instagram more than any strip ever before
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
not that giant of an axe actually a pretty modestly-sized axe
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
joyce walks down an aisle
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i promise multiple panels in tomorrow's strip, which you can see early on patreon...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
tfw you have things to do
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Dumbing of Age: "Panorama" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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i promise multiple panels in tomorrow's strip, which you can see early on patreon...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
yep James Gunn made a Superman film
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Happy 8th anniversary to just tweeting it out
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
so i got photos of the makeship dina plushie proto and honestly it looks 100% perfect except sidebar the hood can pull off the head, like a real hoodie which is something i didn't even consider should i leave that as an option, or tell them to sew the hood to the top of the head
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
let me tell you about this head i got
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
LOOK OUT GUYS!!! ELMO'S IN LEX LUTHOR COLORS!!!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
And then there were four
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daylight
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