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Tragic moral flaw

by David M Willis on July 3, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – But Don't Give Yourself Away
└ Tags: leslie, robin

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    July 3, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Whatever is wrong in your world, blame me
    If you got a boy, not a girl, blame me
    Just blame me, just blame me
    Whatever is wrong

    • PASchaefer
      PASchaefer
      July 3, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

      If all else fails, you can blame it on me.

      • Lieutenant Dan
        Lieutenant Dan
        July 3, 2023 at 10:32 am | #

        Underrated song, that.

    • fridge_logic
      fridge_logic
      July 3, 2023 at 12:46 am | #

      Damn, that’s really catchy.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      July 3, 2023 at 8:13 am | #

      Oh Robin, it’s more of a “some of column A, some of column B” thing. i.e. Porqué no los dos. It’s both Robin, you’re both.

      And I’m here foe it.

      • Enkrod
        Enkrod
        July 3, 2023 at 8:50 am | #

        Now I’m picturing Robin singing “I’m in the mood to help you dude. You ain’t never had a friend like me!”

        • Steamweed
          Steamweed
          July 4, 2023 at 9:41 pm | #

          “There are 3 rules to me helping you: I can’t bring back anyone from the dead, I can’t make anyone fall in love with anyone else (although pure animal fuckin’ lust is another matter), and I can’t kill anyone for you (well, I mean, I could, but let’s not go there).”

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    July 3, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    So if Robin does a good thing, like help Becky, she gets rewarded (would have won reelection if she hadn’t bowed out).

    And if she does a bad thing, she faces no consequences because it’s Robin, let’s just count our blessings she didn’t do something WORSE.

    Wow. She really has cracked the code to Only Fail Upwards. Thing is, she managed to do it while being not an Old White Straight Dude. In fact, she’s zero out of four. This may be unprecedented in our society.

    Guys, we need to be very afraid of Robin. She might actually be a genius.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      July 3, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

      The key thing is that you need to a bit of a cartoon character to pull it off, which I think is a hard strategy to replicate.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      July 3, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

      Oh my god. Yeah, definitely.

    • Nathan
      Nathan
      July 3, 2023 at 3:22 am | #

      Zero out of four? She’s not white?

      • Mano308gts
        Mano308gts
        July 3, 2023 at 3:37 am | #

        Ethnically Hispanic, last I saw. For weird reasons, we tend to mix ethnicity and ‘race’ (skin color) into a whole amalgam… Throwing in a nice helping of nationality while we’re at it.

        But, back on topic, since Robin is Hispanic, then she can’t be white (or at very least isn’t “white; non-Hispanic,” as it shows up on the checkboxes these days).

        • not someone else
          not someone else
          July 3, 2023 at 3:53 am | #

          Hispanic people can be any race- there are white Hispanic people (I mean, Spanish people for one), Afro-Hispanic people, Indigenous and Hispanic people… In the US we’re most “aware” of people who either are mestizo or who are treated as mestizo as soon as someone realizes they’re Hispanic, but that’s a very oversimplified picture.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            July 3, 2023 at 12:17 pm | #

            They can be any race, but Becky knew Roz was Latina just by looking at her so I don’t think the DeSantoses are supposed to be white.

        • Bysmerian
          Bysmerian
          July 3, 2023 at 7:51 am | #

          Huh. Is there somewhere she’s specified as such? Her surname is Italian; I know in the US that there’s been a history of discrimination there but last I checked that has been considered white for a long time.

          • Mano308gts
            Mano308gts
            July 3, 2023 at 8:28 am | #

            @Not Someone Else- I don’t quite know if you understood this or not, but there was a healthy topping of ‘not being serious’ about my whole “since Robin is Hispanic, then she can’t be white.” My entire point was that we conflate the terms race and ethnicity; Robin is white *and* Robin is Hispanic.

            @Bysmerian…

            It’s directly mentioned on several occasions regarding Robin’s political career, including the comparison to AOC; here’s one such reference from Leslie herself… https://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/06-yesterday-was-thursday/knock/

            • not someone else
              not someone else
              July 3, 2023 at 11:43 am | #

              Oh, gosh, no, I’ve heard that said straight up seriously by people so I didn’t get it, sorry!

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              July 3, 2023 at 12:19 pm | #

              Robin is not white and hispanic. Becky clocked her sister as Latina just by looking at her (“the Mexican chick with glasses”) so I’m guessing that means they’re not white and that it’s visible, because while people can be white and Mexican, white Americans (particularly ones fresh out of communities like Becky’s and Joyce’s) don’t see a white person with an Italian last name and go ‘The Mexican chick?”

              • Laura
                Laura
                July 3, 2023 at 9:41 pm | #

                …I always just figured “DeSanto” was a shortening of “De Los Santos,” a perfectly cromulent Spanish-language surname. Lots of folks shorten their surnames.

              • HueSatLight
                HueSatLight
                July 3, 2023 at 11:34 pm | #

                whiteness is a social construct.
                Is Marco Rubio white? Maybe, depends on who you ask and in what year. Italians are [provisionally] white now, and a person might not be able to tell if someone is Italian or Mexican.

            • Bysmerian
              Bysmerian
              July 3, 2023 at 1:37 pm | #

              Okay, I stand corrected!

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          July 3, 2023 at 11:02 am | #

          Sometimes “white; non-Hispanic” will be the only “white” option on a form, which, as someone who is very much white but *also* Hispanic, is always frustrating to me.

          This does seem to be the case much less often these days, though; more often now I’m seeing it as two separate questions– one about race (which now usually lets you select multiple options rather than just having people go under “multiracial/mixed” if there’s not just one that they fit), and one asking if you’re Hispanic/Latino– yes/no.

          • Bash
            Bash
            July 3, 2023 at 12:18 pm | #

            Why would they bother to specify that white does not include hispanic if there is no white option that includes hispanic? That’s just strange to me. Why not just white?

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              July 3, 2023 at 1:23 pm | #

              It’s because the people who create application forms are lazy/ignorant/Xbox fanboys/racist/stupid, or some combination thereof.

            • Yumi
              Yumi
              July 3, 2023 at 3:37 pm | #

              Because I guess you’re just supposed to select “Hispanic” or “multiracial” or something if you’re not “white; non-Hispanic.”

              It always annoyed me. Like, if you wanted me to just pick one thing, I’d pick “white,” like, okay, no problem. But I don’t want to pick an option that specifically denies part of who I am.

              • Liliet
                Liliet
                July 4, 2023 at 4:35 pm | #

                I’m Ukrainian but I work as a translator, mostly of documents, and the first time I saw a document with that question on it (death certificate) I questioned if I was having a stroke. If you must have a question like that leave it write-in, what the fuck are those checkboxes. The word “hispanic” isn’t even translatable into Ukrainian (or Russian) without some truly insane contortion of meaning, because the category it refers to is just… wow. WHY DOES THAT GO ON OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS OH MY GOD

  3. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    July 3, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    I’d straight up marry Robin, ngl.

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      July 3, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

      Les might beat you to it.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        July 3, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

        She already did in one reality.

        Leslie to Yotome.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          July 3, 2023 at 1:42 am | #

          They’re my OTP from beyond realities.

    • TulipKitten
      TulipKitten
      July 3, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

      Honestly, me too. Robin is fuckin’ smooth here.

    • Kim
      Kim
      July 3, 2023 at 2:04 am | #

      She’s the best. No contest!

  4. Caro
    Caro
    July 3, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    i was like ‘man dumbverse robin is less interesting than walkyverse robin’ and then this strip happened and i shut my mouth

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      July 3, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

      She’ll always be more at home in Shortpacked! but this is still a really good bit.

    • Icalasari
      Icalasari
      July 3, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

      All this time she seemed like a caricature of herself mixed with a modern politician

      And it turned out it was a planned and carefully curated persona so she could do whatever she needed to do – either getting praise for doing the right thing or no backlash because, “She’s Robin”?

      Like damn, her character did a 180 and it’s kind of scary how secretly competent she is

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        July 3, 2023 at 8:54 am | #

        It kinda makes one realize how she managed to snag a seat in a government office to begin with.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          July 3, 2023 at 12:06 pm | #

          If you accept this take on Robin, it also makes her whole time at Leslie’s even more sinister.

          • Icalasari
            Icalasari
            July 3, 2023 at 4:20 pm | #

            Oh definitely, she went from idiot with occasionally endearing points to, “Holy crap she’s terrifying”

      • Bash
        Bash
        July 3, 2023 at 12:21 pm | #

        I get the impression that in the past she genuinely did whatever she wanted and faced minimal consequences, but since meeting Leslie and Becky she’s found a moral center and started to care more about the people around her. She still plays up the wacky hijinks because that’s what people expect, but she tries to put it to a better use now.

  5. Taffy
    Taffy
    July 3, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    I have to say, Robin’s on to something here. Leslie’s hands are completely clean, while Robin’s hands smell of chocolate and peanut butter at worst.

  6. True Survivor
    True Survivor
    July 3, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Oh hey, I just noticed one of TA’s must have tied Robin’s bowtie for her between scenes. That’s a cool detail.

    Also, I love Robin’s face in panel 5.

    • Jo_cubstar
      Jo_cubstar
      July 3, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      I do, too. I also love that she’s doing that whole “fluffing my hair up, cause I’m so hott” thing

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      July 3, 2023 at 12:49 am | #

      But do they have to tie it while standing behind her because they can’t do it from the front?

  7. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    July 3, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Dumbing of Age Book 13: …just all of panel 5 really

  8. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    July 3, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Robin, you never fail to amuse. Which is odd considering how much you fail at other basic things. One of which is trying to comfort someone of their mistakes and then accidentally raising their anxiety immensely.

    Now the question becomes: Is Leslie going to tell someone about Jason, or is she going to let it continue? And which one will make her feel worse?

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      July 3, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

      What’s there to tell? Robin acted with pretty total transparency when hiring Jason. They know he was disciplined for having gotten with a student, and the school knows they fired him, so… who is left, really?

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        July 3, 2023 at 12:23 am | #

        I didn’t think Robin could get away with hiring him again, especially since the firing was over sex between a student and TA. If she has hired him without the school’s knowledge then they could just bar him from working there if they choose to.

        However if the school doesn’t care and nobody else cares then this is a great thing. Might bother Leslie a bit that she inadvertently got Jason hired after not wanting to hire him, but then again maybe not.

      • drs
        drs
        July 3, 2023 at 12:54 am | #

        Was Jason fired or did he quit before the process got to him?

        • DailyBrad
          DailyBrad
          July 3, 2023 at 2:43 am | #

          He was I think fired, but given an opportunity to defend himself, which he chose not to do. Penny, who was also fired, tossed his name out there but did not in fact even know he’d done it, too, she was just being spiteful.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 3, 2023 at 1:04 am | #

      One of the sagest pieces of wisdom (aka, one of the only pieces of wisdom) Robin has ever dispensed is to make mistakes. So yeah, at least she’s following her own advice?

  9. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    July 3, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

    Oh God. I can’t believe I didn’t see it sooner.

    Robin is the real New Mike.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      July 3, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

      Eh, Mike gave a little piece of himself to everyone he touched in his life. Sometimes for a nickel.

    • Nono
      Nono
      July 3, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

      And Leslie is Dorothy?

  10. Hazel
    Hazel
    July 3, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

    Disturbingly sound logic here by Robin.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      July 3, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

      How is this sound logic? Owning that you’re a terrible person doesn’t excuse bad behavior. Especially when no one is asking Robin to do any of this. She’s entertaining sure, but that doesn’t go very far. Leslie doesn’t seem pleased by the argument at least.

      • Icalasari
        Icalasari
        July 3, 2023 at 12:33 am | #

        Sound logic in that she’s shown she is aware of being the perfect Teflon Scapegoat

        Which is honestly… Terrifying. Somebody being dumb and awful is one thing. Somebody being smart enough to understand all that and use it?

        That’s terrifying. Leslie probably realizes she can’t even out Robin to anybody because her persona is so iron clad that nobody would believe her, and Robin could use this to extract favours because she’s essentially forced Leslie into a contract against her will – Would be easy for her to, if Leslie ticked her off, flip this onto Leslie and have people go, “We expect this of Robin, but YOU!?”

        Like cripes, she may actually be evil

      • drs
        drs
        July 3, 2023 at 1:01 am | #

        “Especially when no one is asking Robin to do any of this.”

        Leslie kind of did. Yeah, she was “just asking questions” and didn’t identify Jason, but the intent was clearly there.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          July 3, 2023 at 1:17 am | #

          nope. she might have gotten around to it, but she did not ask Robin to do anything.

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          July 3, 2023 at 1:18 am | #

          That’s debatable. We can only speculate on intent cause she never actually asked and took care to be vague. I don’t think Leslie actually knew what she wanted yet or if she had the right to even act. People are allowed to have conversations without committing to them. Using peers, colleagues, as sounding boards for discussion. Honestly it kind of feels like Robin’s taken advantage of the briefest amount of trust Leslie gave her to try and score some points with her.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 3, 2023 at 1:16 am | #

        The point Robin is making here is that she can risk her career in ways that Leslie cannot. Even if Leslie wanted to help Ruth she woulda felt obligated to stay out of it. Robin just does whatever dipshit idea pops in her head because that’s what people expect of her. So she can do something Leslie was conflicted about doing and then if it goes tits up Robin will take the brunt of the backlash because again, it’s what everyone expects of her.

        • Laura
          Laura
          July 3, 2023 at 1:48 am | #

          I do love panel #2 here:

          https://www.dumbingofage.com/2023/comic/book-13/02-turning-saints-into-the-sea/hiss/

          “Anything, for you.
          Always.”

          I love that.

          • Laura
            Laura
            July 3, 2023 at 1:48 am | #

            Oh, gosh, no, wrong avatar for that comment!

  11. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    July 3, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

    I’m really not a fan of people doing a “favor” they decide I’m asking for, when I’m not. I do like Robin as a character, unreasonably. But maybe not for the next 24 hours, feeling kind of pissy.

  12. swashlyn
    swashlyn
    July 3, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

    Panel 4 is the softest Robin we’ve ever seen I’m thrown off guard a bit

  13. StClair
    StClair
    July 3, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

    Robin is your Friend on the Other Side.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      July 3, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

      “C’mon, shake my hand.
      Won’t you shake…a poor sinners hand?”

      Me reaching through the screen towards Robin: “YESSSSSS!”

  14. Moon
    Moon
    July 3, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

    yeah ok but the face shes making in the last panel is sooo cute

  15. EpochFlame
    EpochFlame
    July 3, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

    robin actually being helpful and thinking one (1) step ahead is grand

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      July 3, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

      Yeah, Robin’s a goofball and kind of a real-life Daffy Duck sometimes, but she isn’t stupid and is surprisingly savvy, particularly after having tasted legitimate consequences for herself and others as a result of her actions.

      So, you still get the wacky, but you also get her knowing her limitations more and trying to act with a level of responsibility and forward thinking. Just, still dressed up as “eat a bowl of gummiworms for breakfast” nutty.

      • Mark
        Mark
        July 3, 2023 at 6:57 am | #

        This is what makes intelligence without judgment so dangerous.

  16. BBCC
    BBCC
    July 3, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

    Somehow I think that fails to comfort Leslie/

  17. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    July 3, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

    Are the gay student and his problematic boyfriend hypothetical or actual people?

    • CallynD
      CallynD
      July 3, 2023 at 12:23 am | #

      Ruth and Jason doesn’t seem super hypothetical. Ruth being bi is of little consequence.

    • not someone else
      not someone else
      July 3, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

      She’s Ruth.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      July 3, 2023 at 1:44 am | #

      Ruth is the gay student and Jason is the problematic boyfriend. I’m going to assume it’s just imprecise language although it’s possible Robin has made some assumptions about Ruth that are not accurate

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      July 3, 2023 at 11:50 pm | #

      Ah gotcha. She’s still talking about Jason, and Ruth is the gay student, technically bi but I get it.

  18. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    July 3, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

    Robin strikes me as one of those people who isn’t fully comfortable with receiving praise/thanks, so couches it in her wacky shitbag persona. I do sort of wonder what she desires from Leslie. Like, there is/was a mutual attraction, but this kind of feels like more than that, like Robin views Leslie as a moral compass and legitimately wants to do right by people, she just is trying to do it in her own way.

    (Which, credit to Robin, her way has worked at least twice so far, between this and giving Becky the genuinely good advice of allowing herself to make mistakes, something Becky did quite need to hear.)

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      July 3, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

      Actually, I saw all of this, but panel 3 has Robin kind of spelling it out, doesn’t it? She knows that Leslie stuck her neck out to help her, and Robin still feels bad about Leslie feeling burned by that, even if it did arguably work out for the best.

      • Bash
        Bash
        July 3, 2023 at 12:12 pm | #

        I don’t recall Robin helping Leslie. I think Robin knows Leslie used to have a crush on her but doesn’t, and that drives her absolutely crazy. Obviously everyone should give Robin attention regardless of whether she returns their affections. Hell maybe she even does want to date Leslie but isn’t ready to admit it.

  19. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    July 3, 2023 at 12:22 am | #

    I can’t help thinking Leslie would be better off with Robin than that other criticize-everything asshole.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      July 3, 2023 at 12:32 am | #

      I mean…I agree but that’s a low bar. Leslie deserves better than trading one ass for another. Even if it’s a nice ass.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 3, 2023 at 1:17 am | #

      She hasn’t appeared in years. I just assumed she vanished from reality like Penny.

      • Arian
        Arian
        July 3, 2023 at 11:15 am | #

        -assumed+hoped

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      July 3, 2023 at 1:46 am | #

      They were quite literally made for each other, so that’s hardly surprising

    • Nono
      Nono
      July 3, 2023 at 3:11 am | #

      Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me that Anna exists.

      And Robin knows that Leslie has a girlfriend, offhand I think she mentioned it once.

      Makes her behaviour even worse.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        July 3, 2023 at 5:13 pm | #

        I can’t blame her for taking her shot.

        • Nono
          Nono
          July 3, 2023 at 8:07 pm | #

          …Yes, you can. Don’t hit on someone you know is in a committed relationship unless you know they’re open (and/or they flirt first).

  20. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    July 3, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

    I

    Robin is weirdly self aware and willing to use her own flaws to other people’s advantage and it’s confusing and bizarre

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      July 3, 2023 at 12:35 am | #

      She’s a former right-wing political profiteer. Of course she’s an expert at spinning things. 🙄

      At least she got the benefit of being a cute lesbian.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        July 3, 2023 at 12:37 am | #

        From Leslie’s expression in the last panel, that might be what she’s thinking. “Why an I not making out with this cute lesbian?”

        • Nono
          Nono
          July 3, 2023 at 12:48 am | #

          Leslie hates Robin, I highly doubt that.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            July 3, 2023 at 12:55 am | #

            People don’t have to like you, for you to wanna make out with ’em.

            • Sirksome
              Sirksome
              July 3, 2023 at 1:05 am | #

              I think Leslie got over the crush. The whole squatting in her apartment, not taking any responsibility for her political views, and complete hypocrisy of promoting conservative and anti-lgbt legislation while being gay herself kind of ruined the appeal.

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                July 3, 2023 at 1:25 am | #

                Oh shit, I misread the prior comment as “Robin wants to make out with Leslie”. Yeah no, Leslie is probably not interested.

              • Adam Black
                Adam Black
                July 3, 2023 at 1:38 am | #

                all of that was there during the crush, except for the sqatting in her apartment.

                Leslie knew all those things , beforehand. All of them. It was just as gross to crush on Robin beforehand as after.

                Flipside was Robin was outed nationally , a plot that Leslie was sort of in on from the begginning.= when she squatted ( hid really) . Leslies not entirely innocent how that could have turned out during a campaign. The only part i think Leslie regretted was the media spotlight, which she had a hand in.

                There is not one single part of that story that leslie was innocent of. and Thats what I think she regrets.

                and Robin gets that, that Leslie wants to what she wants, but also wants to be guilt free.

                • Nono
                  Nono
                  July 3, 2023 at 3:10 am | #

                  As Leslie put it, ‘the last vestiges of warmth she had for her have long faded’.

                  Her ladyboner was stronger than her knowledge of her politics, but the more she interacted with her, the more grossed out she was.

                  Robin is taking ‘you had a crush on me once, you can like me again!’.

  21. TDKnave
    TDKnave
    July 3, 2023 at 12:36 am | #

    Uh oh, she’s becoming self aware.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      July 3, 2023 at 12:52 am | #

      If she breaks the Fourth Wall, what will protect the Drama Tag?

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        July 3, 2023 at 1:54 am | #

        The drama tag got pulled inside the first week of school, no damage to the fourth wall required.

  22. Proxiehunter
    Proxiehunter
    July 3, 2023 at 12:38 am | #

    Honestly Robin, it’s a little of both.

  23. anonymsly
    anonymsly
    July 3, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

    Robin DeSanto: She’ll be a hot piece of shit so you don’t have to.

  24. Bogeywoman
    Bogeywoman
    July 3, 2023 at 12:48 am | #

    Robin, my problematic fave. Shooting her shot with morally questionable antics. Makes my gay lil heart go boop-a-dee-boo

  25. Nono
    Nono
    July 3, 2023 at 12:51 am | #

    People coming round on Robin is surprising.

    She’s a terrible person that’s performing acts of favouritism and abuses of power just to try to woo someone who doesn’t want to interact with her any more than necessary.

    No amount of lesbianism or ‘attractiveness’ or wacky hijinks is going to change that part.

    • not someone else
      not someone else
      July 3, 2023 at 12:54 am | #

      Very surprising. Typically this kind of fandom only happens to literally every white male villain.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        July 3, 2023 at 12:56 am | #

        Go diversity?

        • not someone else
          not someone else
          July 3, 2023 at 1:06 am | #

          As a very gay masc-adjacent person who is super excited every time Asher does a dorky thing onscreen, I, specifically, have zero standing to complain. 😀

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 3, 2023 at 1:18 am | #

      I’m a shortpacked veteran. I’ve never, at any point, disliked Robin.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        July 3, 2023 at 1:54 am | #

        Gonna second that. My perception of this character will always be shaped by Shortpacked, and it buys her a lot of goodwill

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          July 3, 2023 at 2:24 am | #

          Third-ed. We saw the lengths that Robin was willing to go to for the sake of the people she cared about.

          • Daibhid C
            Daibhid C
            July 3, 2023 at 5:15 am | #

            “Just think you were this close to banging some control-freak self-absorbed chick who doesn’t care about your feelings!”
            “Closer than you think…”

            That Robin? Sure, I remember that Robin…

        • Nono
          Nono
          July 3, 2023 at 3:07 am | #

          I read Shortpacked! too.

          I liked Robin there, and her ‘wacky hijinks’ are more suited in that universe (and it was a less politically charged time, so you could make jokes about Palin that didn’t feel as too close to home).

          She doesn’t work as well here, and I don’t want to let a different universe’s version of her affect how I view her as a character in this one.

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            July 3, 2023 at 6:16 am | #

            This is very interesting to me. That some people who’ve read Shortpacked have a better perception of Robin and are willing to give her more credit. I haven’t read Shortpacked, so to me she’s just an annoying character. Maybe she was better in Shortpacked or the setting was better for her if that makes sense? Like she’s creepily obsessed with Leslie, mistreats her sisters, and abused and misused her political power. Why is all of that okay? Sponsoring Becky is a step in the right direction, but it’s a small step.

            • Chubsius
              Chubsius
              July 3, 2023 at 6:57 am | #

              Liking Robin has nothing to do with her actions being, “okay.” Okay does not equal interesting character. Robin is a weird, feral, force of chaos and hijinks. Is she a p.o.s.? Sure! Half the characters are! But after reading though all these super jerks who feel too real, it’s a welcome change of pace to have someone who operates on more of a looney tunes logic. A jerk who will crack a joke rather than a skull.

              • Amelie Wikström
                Amelie Wikström
                July 3, 2023 at 7:57 am | #

                She has an ass of gold and a heart that won’t quit. (Thanks, Johnny Wander.)

            • Nono
              Nono
              July 3, 2023 at 7:01 am | #

              A few reasons why Robin fit better in Shortpacked!:

              1. The universe was a much better fit for ‘wacky hijinks’, it’s the same universe with aliens and actual superheroes after all. Just some of the things that happened over SP! were Mike fighting a giant mutant honey frosted bun, a proposal done using the moans of a couple having sex, and the universe being invaded by cereal box villains. Not to say it was completely surreal, but a lot of things got accepted for ‘oh yeah, just another day in SP!’.

              2. Robin’s career as a politician had much less focus in SP!. There, she just fell into the job (during a sugar rush), and the only things she did as a politician were fight Sarah Palin and try to enact a bill to get dudes to kiss. She didn’t really abuse her power, she didn’t destroy any lives, and she failed more often than she succeeded. Plus, the world was a much less serious place back then, so political jokes were easier to pass off.

              3. Robin did carry over a lot of goodwill from SP!, as did Mike and Carla. They had their jerkish moments there too, but their ‘good’ moments were both much more favourably shown, and also, again, less ‘real world ramifications’ or ‘people were cool with it’.

            • HueSatLight
              HueSatLight
              July 3, 2023 at 1:20 pm | #

              Dropping out of her congressional race wasn’t a small step, it was a grand gesture. And she needs more than just grand gestures. This probably feels like to her a small(er) thing she can do to help someone out.

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                July 3, 2023 at 1:30 pm | #

                Now here’s a question you forced me to think of at gunpoint: If a grand gesture is insufficient [something] of [other thing]*, can we then consider it a small step in the bigger picture? Like yeah, Simon may have sold his second car to help with Tina’s medical expenses, but he’s still a problematic gambler.

                *I’m not a social lawyer like half** the other people here, idk the appropriate words
                **I’m also not a statistician like the other half

                • HueSatLight
                  HueSatLight
                  July 3, 2023 at 4:12 pm | #

                  I think grand gesture and/or consistent little things depend on who was wronged and in what ways.
                  Her grand gesture did more than just help Becky. She took herself out of the position where she hurt people. She’s not in congress, and she’s not a lobbyist. It’s a big step, but not the whole journey. Simon has stopped gambling, it was somehow dependent on him owning that car (he was a street racer? I dunno, I’m overextending your metaphor). He still hasn’t made up for the important things he’s missed in people’s lives, the money he borrowed and never paid back, etc.

          • Dday
            Dday
            July 3, 2023 at 11:07 am | #

            My love of Robin extends beyond any given universe she finds herself in, and is more important than any continuity. She could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and she wouldn’t lose me.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        July 3, 2023 at 12:27 pm | #

        I love Shortpacked Robin, but I can’t say the same for this one. She burned through my Shortpacked goodwill during her time as a Republican. She’s working slowly at building it back but she’s still not one of my favourites.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      July 3, 2023 at 2:50 am | #

      What did she do that was an abuse of power here? Like, a TA would be her employee, and she really didn’t need to hire Barry at all. She also didn’t need to be transparent with the class about Jason’s past.

      Like, yes, she left a (deservedly) bad impression on you early, but it’s also kind of obviously leading you to make certain leaps here. Happens to all of us sometimes, but don’t be super shocked if you don’t get a ton of people agreeing with it.

      • Bash
        Bash
        July 3, 2023 at 4:47 am | #

        “I’m going to divine what you want and do that without asking and it’s a good thing actually” is a bit of a toxic relationship paradigm.

      • Daibhid C
        Daibhid C
        July 3, 2023 at 5:12 am | #

        She could have only hired the unqualified sex pest, and she didn’t. She could have concealed that he was an unqualified sex pest, and she didn’t. She could have punched everyone in the face until they voted for the unqualified sex pest, and she didn’t!

        In fact, when you consider all the things she didn’t do, hiring an unqualified sex pest and then telling your not-girlfriend “I’ve done this thing for you” is barely anything!

    • smolgrlboi
      smolgrlboi
      July 3, 2023 at 1:08 pm | #

      liking a character in a fictional story is not an endorsement of their actions.

      • The Oracle
        The Oracle
        July 3, 2023 at 2:19 pm | #

        This might be the most unhinged take I’ve seen in this entire comments section.

        • The Oracle
          The Oracle
          July 3, 2023 at 3:02 pm | #

          (damn it to hell i forgot to mark this as sarcastic)

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        July 3, 2023 at 3:17 pm | #

        Yeah. Like, for a long time, Dorothy was my least favorite major character in the comic. Was she particularly problematic? No! She’s Dorothy. I just didn’t find her all that interesting.

        You can dislike a fictional character without villainizing them, and you can like a fictional character without sanctifying them.

        There are also just different ways people connect with characters in a story– like, I’ve seen various people in the comments talk about who they like in the comic based on who they would want to be friends with IRL. This is not at all how I think about these things, though I think it is fine to do so. But sometimes people get mixed up in what it is other people mean by liking/loving a character.

        • smolgrlboi
          smolgrlboi
          July 3, 2023 at 4:27 pm | #

          Agreed! And I feel like in fandoms (honestly I hate that word so much now) there’s a hypocritical fear of being a “bad person” for enjoying a flawed character and people feel like they gotta justify it and cover their ass. Like, idk, we all like Ursula from Little Mermaid, right? Great villian with a great song inspired by an even more amazing and flawed person – Divine. But I mean look at the story, Ursula lies and manipulates a teenager into giving up her voice for personal gain. Am I suddenly endorsing that behavior when I drunkenly belt out POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS at karaoke?

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            July 3, 2023 at 9:11 pm | #

            Exactly. I’d probably hate to meet Bender form Futurama in real life but that doesn’t stop me from quoting every line he’s ever spoken.

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      July 4, 2023 at 4:39 pm | #

      I have always supported women’s wrongs in this webcomic.

  26. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    July 3, 2023 at 1:00 am | #

    Look, Robin, you can be hot-sexy and hot-dumpster-fire at the same time. They’re not mutually exclusive.

  27. Suet
    Suet
    July 3, 2023 at 1:03 am | #

    As long as nobody digs further beyond the Robin Shield.

    still feels weird hearing all that while she’s in that suit, very 1920s

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      July 3, 2023 at 3:13 am | #

      You hit the nail on the head. Robin copies the popcultural idea of what a professor looks like. Or to be exact: it’s a copy of what Indiana Jones wears when teaching classes. Which again, is a thing that might work for Leslie, knowing her movie preferences.

  28. Meagan
    Meagan
    July 3, 2023 at 1:07 am | #

    Aw, Robin. I think she sees things a little too clearly here, for the limitations of contrived ethics Leslie has imposed on herself.

  29. Caspar Mulders
    Caspar Mulders
    July 3, 2023 at 1:23 am | #

    Wait, was that mouseover-text an actual, real-life Wise Guys-reference? Cool!

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      July 3, 2023 at 1:48 am | #

      Happy Gilmore

      • jmsr7
        jmsr7
        July 4, 2023 at 11:34 pm | #

        Hilarious and classic “You eat pieces of sh** for breakfast?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LAnmnS0-9g

  30. Angel
    Angel
    July 3, 2023 at 1:26 am | #

    Amazigirl is immune to criticism, Robin is (relatively) immune to consequences

  31. Auroki
    Auroki
    July 3, 2023 at 1:37 am | #

    Look out Les! she’s trying to seduce you with smooth words, a rockin bod and bowties!

    It won’t work on me! Mostly…. I prefer necktie over bow on my partners..

    • DaveM
      DaveM
      July 3, 2023 at 2:43 am | #

      (obligatory reference) “Bowties are cool.”

      • Auroki
        Auroki
        July 3, 2023 at 10:45 pm | #

        Yes, but more options with a traditional

  32. Maggie
    Maggie
    July 3, 2023 at 2:52 am | #

    Plausible deniability never sounded so romantic

  33. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    July 3, 2023 at 2:59 am | #

    Your horns are showing, Robin (with or without an additional y)

  34. eh, whatever
    eh, whatever
    July 3, 2023 at 3:24 am | #

    Panel 4 is love.

  35. Acher4
    Acher4
    July 3, 2023 at 4:22 am | #

    Wait… Robin is helping?

    I really like this actually. 🙂

    • Bash
      Bash
      July 3, 2023 at 4:44 am | #

      She certainly sees it that way.

  36. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    July 3, 2023 at 4:26 am | #

    If you have Robin you will never need Batman. That’s a huge win.

  37. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    July 3, 2023 at 4:45 am | #

    Speaking of cute lesbians, guess who got back into Autistic Girlies Bracket via revival round?!?!? 🤩🦖🌈

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      July 3, 2023 at 3:53 pm | #

      I want to say Dina … but I feel she would refuse any sort of supernatural resurrection on principle.

      Then again she has many zombie-like qualities: she likes hanging out around bones, she has peculiar culinary preferences, she appreciates brains, she bites people, she can stand still in ambush for ages, she eats Becky alive… We are sure the hat isn’t some kind of alien parasite, right? I think I’ve seen its eyes move.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        July 3, 2023 at 3:57 pm | #

        When did she eat Becky alive?

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          July 3, 2023 at 5:13 pm | #

          The slipshine, eating her out to be exact. 😜

          Also @True Survivor, ding ding ding! 😁

          • True Survivor
            True Survivor
            July 3, 2023 at 5:46 pm | #

            Yeah I assumed from the fact they went around telling everybody they boned.

  38. Marrow
    Marrow
    July 3, 2023 at 7:12 am | #

    I want a Robin in my life

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      July 3, 2023 at 3:45 pm | #

      Do ya want Dick, Jason, Matt, Steph, or Damian? They’re all pretty good, I’m their own right.

      • Marrow
        Marrow
        July 9, 2023 at 3:22 pm | #

        The one in Arkham Knight

  39. pyrock_mania
    pyrock_mania
    July 3, 2023 at 8:42 am | #

    This is an incredibly self-aware and insightful strategy.

    It’s easy to forget that Robin was a “serious” politician for a long time.

    • pyrock_mania
      pyrock_mania
      July 3, 2023 at 8:42 am | #

      (as in, it’s easy to forget she was serious about politics and not just winging it)

  40. morleuca
    morleuca
    July 3, 2023 at 9:28 am | #

    See now for some reason split Robin’s description of her actions as relating to different individuals. In my head Jason was the privilaged white dude, but Barry was the problematic boyfriend.

  41. vulcanodon
    vulcanodon
    July 3, 2023 at 9:44 am | #

    Panel five: Leslie has a hopeless look on her face like, “I have no idea how to unpack this pile of nonsense”

  42. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    July 3, 2023 at 10:28 am | #

    The scary part is Leslie is clearly buying this.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      July 3, 2023 at 11:49 am | #

      What part of her expression is making that clear to you?

  43. EldritchZoe
    EldritchZoe
    July 3, 2023 at 11:54 am | #

    Oh No. Robin is Boris Johnson but hot

  44. anonymsly
    anonymsly
    July 3, 2023 at 11:56 am | #

    After thinking about it a bit, I think Leslie is perhaps being a little disingenuous here. When she went to Robin and asked ‘hey, can you hire a TA, and would you be willing do so if they were a sex pest?’ This right here is the exact outcome she wanted with the exact reasoning Robin is describing now. ‘I can’t do it because I can’t hire TAs and also I’m a good person who thoroughly condemns sex pestery, but Robin’s a massive piece of shit who totally won’t care about the details, so SHE can do it.’

    It’s genuineLy true that when put to it Leslie didn’t outright say to Robin ‘I want you to hire this guy as a TA, he’s a sex pest of some flavor, one of my students asked me to help him.’ But it was certainly her plan in going to Robin in the first place, and that Robin picked up what was being put down while she was actively paying attention shouldn’t surprise anyone.

    • Joy
      Joy
      July 3, 2023 at 3:48 pm | #

      I agree.

  45. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    July 3, 2023 at 12:06 pm | #

    Uh-oh. Looks like Twatter finally shut the embedded feed off.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      July 3, 2023 at 12:27 pm | #

      In What’s-His-Name’s defense (lmao), if I were a fragile billionaire with more money than skin cells, I’d also buy and deliberately ruin a social media website that was full of people effortlessly dunking on me over and over and over and over and-

  46. Stephen Nedland
    Stephen Nedland
    July 3, 2023 at 12:15 pm | #

    Wow, that actually makes sense, and from Robin, of all people. Robin, for all intents and purposes, just tole Leslie, “don’t worry, I’ll be you flack vest, I’ll take those hits for you.” Even if they never become a couple, this could be one endearing friendship.

  47. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    July 3, 2023 at 12:25 pm | #

    Okay, there’s a madness to the method…

  48. thumb
    thumb
    July 3, 2023 at 1:03 pm | #

    Leslie and Dorothy at different points of the same character arc

  49. smolgrlboi
    smolgrlboi
    July 3, 2023 at 1:11 pm | #

    I love Robin not just because of her glorious Shortpacked! days but because her mere presence in this comic upsets people who want black and white morals from their fictional characters.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      July 3, 2023 at 1:21 pm | #

      Enjoying Robin to own the libs?

      • smolgrlboi
        smolgrlboi
        July 3, 2023 at 4:21 pm | #

        lol no just to own ppl who for some reason want everyone in this webcomic to act like a moral paragon.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          July 3, 2023 at 4:29 pm | #

          Disliking a character for things they’ve actually done is not the same as wanting everyone to act like a moral paragon, anymore than liking a character is claiming them to be a moral paragon.

          • Liliet
            Liliet
            July 4, 2023 at 4:44 pm | #

            No it’s not, but telling other people they’re horrible for liking a character despite them having done bad things is very much there.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          July 3, 2023 at 4:40 pm | #

          Are the moral paragon wanters in the room with us right now?

          • smolgrlboi
            smolgrlboi
            July 3, 2023 at 4:52 pm | #

            the moral paragon is right behind me, isn’t he?

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      July 4, 2023 at 4:43 pm | #

      Support women’s wrongs!

  50. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    July 3, 2023 at 3:03 pm | #

    now kiss

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      July 3, 2023 at 3:16 pm | #

      “What if we kissed and we’re both teachers 😳”

  51. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    July 3, 2023 at 4:23 pm | #

    speedy robin statuette, but in professor suit instead of shortpacked uniform.

  52. nightshade
    nightshade
    July 3, 2023 at 6:30 pm | #

    her logic makes sense..her rep’s so bad that if it did cause controversy well its HER ya know that’s how she is lol

  53. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    July 3, 2023 at 7:19 pm | #

    Hey anyone else here notice that Willis’s tweets are no longer visible in the right panel? 👀

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 3, 2023 at 9:07 pm | #

      Because twitter made a new policy that you can’t see tweets unless you’re signed in which has fucked up twitter embeds everywhere cuz the company is run by a dipshit.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        July 3, 2023 at 9:45 pm | #

        Wow just wow, he’s not gonna get money from advertisers if you have to be logged in to see the ads and limit how many tweets can be READ? I wouldn’t be surprized if that bloated bigoted dipshit was huffing BREAK FLUID.

  54. june gloom
    june gloom
    July 3, 2023 at 7:56 pm | #

    I’m not super a fan of Robin, but I appreciate her willingness to take the heat for Leslie because she knows her own reputation.

  55. Ed Rhodes
    Ed Rhodes
    July 7, 2023 at 3:34 pm | #

    Stupid random ad keeps popping up in the lower right corner of my screen, blocking the last panel of the comic!

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May 3, 2025 - FCBD @ Laughing Ogre Comics in Columbus, Ohio

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David M Willis!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1h
Smell like a hero (who won't do cunnilingus)
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🎄 Barb O. Saur 🎄🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @brentosaur.bsky.social ⋅ 1h
It’s giving…
Sentry body pillow.
saintwalker98.bsky.social's user avatarDarci Meadows, Published Author @saintwalker98.bsky.social ⋅ 8d
I just stumbled onto this Marvel puzzle Game art of Sentry and wow I have some feelings
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K.B. Wagers @kbwagers.com ⋅ 7h
A reminder for all that Peter's wife Kathleen still needs a lot of help with the massive medical debt of his long-term care. If you can help. 💙 www.gofundme.com/f/help-peter...
header image - Donate to Help Peter David, organized by Graham Murphy
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Donate to Help Peter David, organized by Graham Murphy
Hi, friends. I'm restarting a fundraiser for Peter David and his family. Peter's health issues continue… Graham Murphy needs your support for Help Peter David
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog ⋅ 2h
the official heathcliff shop seems to have recently added a bunch of new products and they have some absolutely killer options shop.heathcliff.com
Heathcliff Meat Tank Tote Bag
Heathcliff Helmets Slip-On Canvas Shoes
Bro Fish Pint Glass
Heathcliff Case for AirPods®
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2h
hey remember Bigger Luke theory well here comes Bigger Ben Mendelsohn theory
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 4h
Last week in #9ChickweedLane I learned you can just... use the word "argue" in your definition for "argument." which is weird because usually the strip reads like it's been written with a thesaurus
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 6h
RIP Peter David, known for writing the Transformers Dark of the Moon novelization
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 6h
the full experience of being Gen X, condensed
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 6h
aww she takes after her dad
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 7h
hrm, being radicalized on Twitter has the opposite connotation now
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
Dina!
Dina's in a blue hoodie!  over a long white t-shirt and some bluejeans

and the dino hat, but expect that as a default
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
and every single time she was disappointed
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
*weighs self* *poops* *weighs self again* HOW DO I WEIGH MORE
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
man what the fuck is going on at taco fest
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Peter Kelly @thepeterkelly.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dear Mr. Clegg I have started a business, selling the contents of your house I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house Without this access my company will not be profitable Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree Please advise how I should proceed
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Graham Thomson @thomsongraham.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
Here are some neat “Deluxe Class” Transformers from the Beast Wars/Machines era.
Transformers Beast Wars Tarantulas, Transmetal Cheetor, Fuzor Silverbolt, and Beast Machines Jetstorm toys in their robot modes.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co ⋅ 1d
I am begging for a Hollywood movie or TV writer to make something that features realistic 'artificial intelligence'
A four panel meme, featuring John Connor talking to The Terminator, from Terminator 2 

John: Wait a second, you’re saying you’re from the future?

Terminator: Great question! Thanks so much for asking. Let’s think about the answer…hmm! The current year is 1983. Working backwards logically, I’m from the year 1965, which is 300 years in the future. Anything else you’d like to know?

John - stares blankly

Terminator: I’m sorry, I can see that was not the right answer. I actually came from the year 829392 AD, which is 10 years in the past from this year, which is 3
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
today in #9chickweedlane i learned amos is turned on by edda just waving her body limply around like she's an inflatable tube man you'd see in front of a car dealership
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
...look, if you want to kill a goldfish, just... overfeed it, you don't have to EAT IT. you messy bench
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
Dumbing of Age: "Salacious sex goss" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Salacious sex goss
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
jocelyne and carla are tied at 47 votes for bonus strip
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
I wonder if they sell these outside Columbus.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
In an adaptation of the NYT diagram in the quoted skeet, a diagram showing Jeffrey Dahmer
krogerfoot.bsky.social's user avatarok city ok @krogerfoot.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Hard-hitting analysis from NYT. As you can see from the diagram, legal impediments are a weak gray box that can be defeated by a strong orange arrow and bold typeface Gift article (but it’s bad) www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
NYT: “In Firing Watchdogs, Trump Sidesteps Laws and Moves to Expand Power, By Elena Shao May 22, 2025
President Trump summarily dismissed more than a dozen members of independent oversight bodies during his first two months in office, defying typical procedures and federal laws that say presidents cannot remove certain officials without good cause, like misconduct or neglect.”A diagram shows Trump’s head on the left and symbols denoting nine federal agencies on the right, connected by a faint gray arrow going through a text box reading “Should issue notice citing cause for firing.”
An orange arrow makes 90-degree turns to go up, over, and down the other side of the gray box, captioned “Sidestepping typical procedures,” as if the whole thing was a diagram of a football play.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
SS86 Scrapper may not have a waist rotational joint, but he does have a sassy hip sway.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
i've had this siege astrotrain sitting around for weeks to be ebayed but as soon as i give up and sell it, i just know i'll find that missing rifle it's somewhere in the house it's just gotta be
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Postcards are on sale for the next week 🌊 $8 for 10 ☀️ $30 for 40 🫡 have a great Memorial Day weekend shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/category/pos...
Photo of a postcard of the paperback paradise cover BEACH HUMPER, which features a man gasping for air on the beach but it looks like he crushing that sand
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
i'm PRETTY sure the days of pb&js is right now, actually, if you wanted, especially if you're in a goddamn grocery store
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Aidan Moher @aidanis.fun ⋅ 1d
There’s been a murder.
joolia.bsky.social's user avatarJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
welp I sent an email
Hi Tripp,
I'm a reporter with the Guardian US, based in New York. I hope this finds you well.
I'm reaching out about your most recent article and its inclusion of the claim,
Incidentally, how are you defining
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Chris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Headline - Nick Clegg: Artists’ demands over copyright are unworkable 
Strap - The former Meta executive claims that a law requiring tech companies to ask permission to train AI on copyrighted work would ‘kill’ the industry
“Then die”
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Pie @technicolorpie.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale
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