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May 19, 2026

Pretty girls

by David M Willis on December 15, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – It's The Love I Haven't Got
└ Tags: lucy, walky

Discussion (334) ¬

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    December 15, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    JesusWalky saves

    takes half damage

    • anon
      anon
      December 15, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

      lol lucking out with the accidental charm, idk if someone who wasn’t as ‘obsessed’ as lucy would , would react teh same way but i’d still prolly be a little bit upset, or at least need some time apart rather than continuing the convo

      • Shade
        Shade
        December 15, 2023 at 2:23 am | #

        I mean it probably depends. I can understand insecurity and needing someone else to tell you that someone is actually interested in you. Because in the end, they still did it because they wanted to.

      • Gbz
        Gbz
        December 15, 2023 at 8:42 am | #

        I don’t see anything wrong with talking yo your friends about relationships. That’s how you learn.

    • Devin
      Devin
      December 15, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

      Still better than the ongoing damage he’s taking each round he’s still in the church. Gotta get out!

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        December 15, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

        That’s the problem with damage reduction skills, DoTs bypass them half the time.

        • Disastroid
          Disastroid
          December 15, 2023 at 5:48 am | #

          If he would just use the pillars to stay out of a direct LoS to the crucifix then the healers could keep him topped up. LEARN THE FIGHTS, WALKY.

          • David DeLaney
            David DeLaney
            December 15, 2023 at 6:34 am | #

            don’t STAND in the SOULFIRE jeez

            –Dave, but it feels so good when it stops

            • deliverything
              deliverything
              December 15, 2023 at 4:50 pm | #

              Reminds me of https://youtu.be/GN6Cvq9fdKM (a song about Black Mages in FF14).
              For those not familiar: they get a spell that sets a location where they get a big powerup, as long as they stay in it, and spells with long cast times that they’d have to start again if they move, so you don’t want to move unless you have to, and sometimes you misjudge…

      • Hexx
        Hexx
        December 15, 2023 at 9:07 am | #

        Speaking as someone with religious trauma, yeah, I’d like you ALOT if I were willing to go to church with you. I do not approve of what happens in church. Sure some do some good things, but it’s essentially a weekly brainwashing session and for someone who escaped that brainwashing it’s REALLY creepy seeing it happen to other people.

        • hedgie
          hedgie
          December 15, 2023 at 11:37 am | #

          Hells, you’re better than me in that regard. I wouldn’t date anyone who even followed those religions.

    • bcb
      bcb
      December 15, 2023 at 8:48 am | #

      Well Walky is humanity’s Savior.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        December 15, 2023 at 10:18 pm | #

        Just not in this universe.

    • Taellosse
      Taellosse
      December 15, 2023 at 7:39 pm | #

      No shit! And against a truly impressive DC, too! He clearly rolled a nat20.

  2. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    December 15, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    🥺 Get out man!!! GET OUT!!! GET OUT!!!

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      December 15, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

      GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        December 15, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

        Quick! Before the Church Mouse fans notice you and demand autographs!

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        December 15, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

        *plays “Sikiliza Kwa Wahenga” on hacked church speaker*

    • Jo_Cubstar
      Jo_Cubstar
      December 15, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      GIR!!! Nice gravatar lol also really hope he gets out fast

  3. Marvelman
    Marvelman
    December 15, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    Huh! How about that? I thought they were about to break up.

    • fireprincesslily
      fireprincesslily
      December 15, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

      Honestly they should… Lucy is in this way deeper than Walky and he’s basically told her as much.

      • Imogen
        Imogen
        December 15, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

        That doesn’t mean things are collapsing, necessarily! Some people just don’t feel romantic attraction as strongly or as quickly as their partners. The problem was not being honest about it. Walky has said he really likes Lucy and wants more time to get comfortable with Lucy.

        (Speaking as someone who often struggles to engage romantically at the same intensity as her partners.)

        • Imogen
          Imogen
          December 15, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

          can we try that again

          • Imogen
            Imogen
            December 15, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

            once more?

            • Imogen
              Imogen
              December 15, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

              no thank you!

              • Imogen
                Imogen
                December 15, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

                Sure!

            • Azhrei Vep
              Azhrei Vep
              December 16, 2023 at 9:23 am | #

              With feeling?

        • Imogen
          Imogen
          December 15, 2023 at 12:23 am | #

          Anyways, I just want to say that this ship has honestly grown on me a little over time. Mismatched intensity is a real relationship struggle I identify with! I kind of like the idea of deconstructing the idea of “they aren’t both instantly head over heels, it’s gonna go down in flames”.

          • clif
            clif
            December 15, 2023 at 1:34 am | #

            But, but, but … I had all this popcorn ready.

            Damn you, Willis.

          • Holly
            Holly
            December 15, 2023 at 6:29 am | #

            Yeah, I am enjoying seeing a mature and nuanced representation of negotiating a new relationship. I’ve always thought this relationship has potential to become very strong and a genuine deep and respectful partnership if they can get through the various challenges of inexperience and trauma.

          • dalniente
            dalniente
            December 15, 2023 at 5:27 pm | #

            Same! It’s been nice to watch. And now oh look, hey, communication and potentially understanding, potential to build a strong foundation. At this point I can see this relationship sort of petering out or solidifying into something really strong. Could go either way. I love it.

      • Freezer
        Freezer
        December 15, 2023 at 1:46 am | #

        I’m still of the idea that Lucy thinks “I want to bang Walky, therefore I must be in love with him.”

        I think once she realizes she’s infatuated and horny, not in love, she’ll either break it off herself (Because she actually believes in waiting) or she realizes she’s being silly buggers and does a sex with Walky.

      • Shade
        Shade
        December 15, 2023 at 2:27 am | #

        I don’t think they should break up just because they’re at different levels of intimacy already. As long as everyone understands, that’s fine. Which it sounds like they’re on the same page now?

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 15, 2023 at 11:16 am | #

          They’ve still got more talking they should do and it could still blow up, but I don’t think it’s inherently doomed.

    • Mendel
      Mendel
      December 15, 2023 at 4:37 am | #

      yes, but then Walky overtly submitted to her and now she’s pleased again and backed out of her tantrum.
      Not a pattern that leads anywhere good.

      • LiterallyJustSomeGuy
        LiterallyJustSomeGuy
        December 15, 2023 at 2:38 pm | #

        I’m not sure what part of this could be considered submission or how it could be considered bad for Walky to be honestly talking about his feelings in direct response to Lucy’s side of the conversation. Is this one of those “alpha male” mentalities where acknowledging your female partner as a person with feelings and opinions is considered inferior to asserting your will over them?

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        December 15, 2023 at 3:19 pm | #

        That is definitely not what happened.

      • dalniente
        dalniente
        December 15, 2023 at 5:30 pm | #

        If by “overtly submitted” you mean “was honest,” maybe do some self-reflection, man.

      • Barf Ninjason
        Barf Ninjason
        December 15, 2023 at 10:43 pm | #

        There’s no “submission” happening in this because, contrary to what certain lunatics might tell you, power does not inform every single human interaction. There’s no power disparity here, they’re not fighting for dominance, no one needs to either submit or conquer in order to express themself. Lucy misinterpreted something, Walky was afraid clarifying would hurt her feelings, she found out and clarifying hurt her feelings, he really did not want to hurt her and now he is both being as gentle as possible about said feelings and trying to clarify that he still does like her. He’s trying to reassure her, for god’s sake. If that seems submissive…yikes.

  4. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    December 15, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    That is a fucking miraculous save right there

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      December 15, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

      Used an Inspiration to roll a 12; gets a +8 modifier from Vulnerability, it’s good!

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        December 15, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

        this is a nat20

        • Jerach
          Jerach
          December 15, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

          I mean, literally not, but I get what you mean.

    • UrsulaDavina
      UrsulaDavina
      December 15, 2023 at 12:32 am | #

      Dammit everyone’s used a d&d reference before I could >:p

      I’ll just have to use a Pathfinder 1st edition reference Walky used wisdom as his dump Stat and a natural charisma of 16 and took up skill focus diplomacy adding a +3 t’s a class skill so another +3 and he ranked up his skill points to 8 he the put his attributes points at level 4 and 8 into charisma which bumps it to an 18 so with that and nat 20 he scored 38 against a DC 35 diplomacy check. So Walkys class is a Bard subclass of some sort. I don’t know what other feats or background skills he took so don’t at me.

      I also see why Pathfinder 1st edition isn’t for everyons.

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        December 15, 2023 at 6:36 am | #

        or, honestly, a sorcerer

        –Dave, the class is all about talking the world into causing magic to happen for you, yeah, like that, baby, wuv oo

      • khn0
        khn0
        December 15, 2023 at 6:50 am | #

        try Rolemaster…

        • UrsulaDavina
          UrsulaDavina
          December 15, 2023 at 6:59 am | #

          Nah I love pathfinder 1st edition, but I once heard someone say that high level character in pathfinder is like a dissertation.

          • khn0
            khn0
            December 15, 2023 at 1:28 pm | #

            What you don’t want to play with Excel? :p

          • Lee
            Lee
            December 15, 2023 at 9:19 pm | #

            Accurate conclusion.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      December 15, 2023 at 1:48 am | #

      Nah. Easy save. She did it by setting a really low bar.

      Walky wasn’t trying to save the ‘ship. He was trying to get out of it without causing any hurt.

      • Shade
        Shade
        December 15, 2023 at 2:29 am | #

        I don’t think he was looking to get out of the relationship at all, I think he’s just being honest.

        • ktbear
          ktbear
          December 15, 2023 at 2:52 am | #

          And the fastest way to get out of a relationship is by being honest.

  5. Jamie
    Jamie
    December 15, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    The Holy Spirit does, in fact, set people on fire. Fact.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      December 15, 2023 at 12:46 am | #

      Also, heretical books.

      (Source: This one woodcut printing from inquisition times.)

      • clif
        clif
        December 15, 2023 at 1:52 am | #

        I’m unclear if heretical books also set people on fire or if the Holy Spirit does, in fact, also set heretical books on fire.

        • David DeLaney
          David DeLaney
          December 15, 2023 at 6:37 am | #

          2por que no los dos?

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          December 15, 2023 at 2:34 pm | #

          Well, the woodcut showed the Spirit setting the books on fire, and similar woodcuts shows the Spirit setting people being burnt at the stake on fire, but given how imaginative the scenario is we might as well assume that the people spontaneously combust without any books or spirits involved at all.

          …. though, come to think of it, the powerful spirits is one of the more plausible explanations for spontaneous human combustion. I’m not sure what that’s a metaphor for, but I’m going to insist that it’s a metaphor for something.

      • FlyingFish
        FlyingFish
        December 15, 2023 at 11:12 am | #

        Like “The Art of the Deal”?

  6. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    December 15, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    He somehow still saved it?! Noooo! I hate this ship so much!

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      December 15, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

      Relationship continually baffles fandom by continuing to live

      • Amelie Wikström
        Amelie Wikström
        December 15, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

        Boy admits emotional investment in girl; everyone surprised.

        • Amelie Wikström
          Amelie Wikström
          December 15, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

          Okay, more like “implies”, but sure

      • JA
        JA
        December 15, 2023 at 1:00 am | #

        You ever know a person who you look at, knowing something of their life story, and go, “How the fuck are you still alive?” That’s Walky/Lucy right now.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          December 15, 2023 at 10:27 pm | #

          I see a person like that every time I look in a mirror.

    • Bittersweet
      Bittersweet
      December 15, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

      Ughhhhhh I hate this ship so much. This is cute today, but everything else involving them has been so droll and dull and I just have very little faith in their ability to change it.

      • Chase
        Chase
        December 15, 2023 at 12:45 am | #

        I feel like droll and dull contradict one another, unless you’re implying something I’m completely failing to grasp?

        • Smallmoon
          Smallmoon
          December 15, 2023 at 4:41 am | #

          to elaborate: Droll means “curious or unusual in a way that provokes dry amusement.” Possibly misunderstood to mean its opposite, as it is most often heard in entertainment coming out of the mouth of dry, sarcastic character with a clear tone of disdain, e.g. “Ah. a commoner treating their social better with contempt, how very droll…”

          • Firseal
            Firseal
            December 15, 2023 at 8:03 am | #

            Droll and dull can match precisely due to sarcasm – the person stating something is droll can be said in such a dry way that they imply that the thing is unusual or even something that draws interest, and thus gives a momentary spark of said interest, but they are still so bored of the situation and the quirk that the droll thing cannot sustain any interest.

            … just long-windedly noting I see no contradiction here, but then, I am pendantic.

          • Bittersweet
            Bittersweet
            December 16, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

            TIL I’ve been misusing droll my entire life, haha. Hardly the first word I’ve had that issue with.

      • Mark
        Mark
        December 15, 2023 at 6:30 am | #

        Why should they want to change it?

        • Li
          Li
          December 15, 2023 at 4:24 pm | #

          I mean they might not want to, but someone not enjoying the ship might still want the dynamic to change.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      December 15, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

      I for one like the them – I don’t think they are meant to be, but I think there strips are fun to read.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        December 15, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

        Good for them. At this point I hope they get engaged just to spite me. Maybe they’ll beat Becks and Dina to the alter.

        • Firseal
          Firseal
          December 15, 2023 at 8:17 am | #

          Then Lucy can meltdown on the honeymoon when Walky fails to live up to the impossible anticipated buildup she’s made of sexual marital consumation. Because the longer the stress builds up, the more this relationship resembles ancient Mount Vesuvius, and Lucy resembles Pompei.

          Walky can supress or ignore trauma and emotions – he’s doing an awful lot of it right now. When this particular relationship balloon bursts, he’s just going to shovel the angst, guilt, and grief down his subconscious, where it will play cards with the Mike Trauma, Childhood In Retrospective, Previous Broken Relationships (both familial and romantic), and the memory of that time he ate a nacho he found in a spider web. Lucy doesn’t seem to have any previous emotional callouses, coping mechanisms, or ways to deal with heartache. Volcanic relationship booms will devastate her. To be fair, the people saying “this is a positive step” may be right.

          But I’d still say not take the honeymoon to Italy.

    • anon
      anon
      December 15, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

      i mean i’m sure the sexual conversation will be brought back up unless he’s somehow also being like “Look i know you really ant to but i wanna take things slow” or so

    • zee
      zee
      December 15, 2023 at 10:40 am | #

      Haha! Suffer, ye fools!

  7. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    December 15, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    Lower the mainsail, Garbage Scow…It be yet anotherr false alarrrrm…

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      December 15, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

      Yarrr…

      • True Survivor
        True Survivor
        December 15, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

        Avast! disappointment for many I am sure.

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          December 15, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

          I like WalkyxAmber, but I’m also a freak that likes WalkyxLucy. I basically can’t lose.

          • Mym
            Mym
            December 15, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

            OhohoHoHoHohOHoHOHOHOHOHO
            Yes you can

            Walky is desired by /several/ women, and falls in and out of romances like a 90’s rom com star. (Nonsense ahead, so calm down entire comment section)
            You never know what ridiculous scheme will befall him next: Maybe Jennifer reverts back to Billie every time she drinks

            Maybe Dottie dresses up at her twin-cousin Lottie (Lorothy) and sweeps Lucy off her feet to get her away from Walky: Lucy and “Lorothy” fall in love.

            And to keep the rule of three: Carla breaks them up as revenge for being sent to briscoe

            • Shade
              Shade
              December 15, 2023 at 2:32 am | #

              And Amber was just Amber the whole time which prevented that ship.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      December 15, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      It was no false alarm, the mizzenmast be snapped in half and the hull’s taken water, but she’s not sunk yet

  8. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    December 15, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    okay i can respect a good save

    • clif
      clif
      December 15, 2023 at 1:56 am | #

      It’s a sure sign of inhumanly enhanced abilities caused by demonic posession. This is confirmed by the pain and damage he feels from being in church.

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        December 15, 2023 at 6:39 am | #

        Bob the demon: yeah man, get us out of here, I need more of that down-home Taco Bell cookin’

        –Dave, a little bit of anti-heaven in his new home

  9. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    December 15, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    I am relieved, because holy shit was he casting things in like the least charitable light possible by mistake last time.

  10. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    December 15, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Sneaking in a compliment under the waterline…

  11. Bin
    Bin
    December 15, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    One dimension over, Danny told Lucy to get of her insecurities regarding cute boys and date Walky.
    Because Lucy sure as sin wasn’t going to make a move on her own.

    • anon
      anon
      December 15, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

      Did danny and lucy ever talk ? Idon’t remember it much but i don’t think she ever ‘forgot’ his name the same way joyce does lol

      • GholaHalleck
        GholaHalleck
        December 15, 2023 at 12:56 am | #

        Alternate reality Danny is just a more personable ron swason.

  12. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    December 15, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    I’ve got many feelings about this. First, ay, buffer watch is currently on my birthday. I hope it’s something soul-crushing.

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      December 15, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

      *looks*

      well, for… somebody

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        December 15, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

        Eeeeexcellent.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        December 15, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

        I hope that someone is Mary >:D

        • Proxiehunter
          Proxiehunter
          December 15, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

          Carol or Linda are also acceptable.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          December 15, 2023 at 1:54 am | #

          Oh who am I kidding? The sheer amount of spite among cast members means it could be virtually ANYONE 0_0

          • M!a
            M!a
            December 15, 2023 at 2:28 am | #

            It could also mean a bad day for the readers, or at least, any hoping for some specific development.

      • Just_IDD
        Just_IDD
        December 15, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

        My guess is my guess is Dorothy + Jacob because they actually have something in common. Sarah gets shafted, but not in the way she wants.

        • GholaHalleck
          GholaHalleck
          December 15, 2023 at 12:57 am | #

          God I hope not, Jacob can do better.

          • Shade
            Shade
            December 15, 2023 at 2:37 am | #

            Dorothy ain’t perfect but she isn’t that much of a mess. If anything the issue would be because she’s too close to the type of woman he felt he should date to meet his brother’s approval.

            • GholaHalleck
              GholaHalleck
              December 15, 2023 at 10:12 am | #

              She’s a smothering overachiever tossed into a bigger pond where her specialness isn’t so special anymore, while currently having crisis’s of purpose, sexuality, and morals.

              She is a train-wreck barely holding to the rails.

              • dalniente
                dalniente
                December 15, 2023 at 5:44 pm | #

                All of that is just the current state of affairs, it’s not who she is as a person. She’s loyal, dedicated, enjoys having fun. She’s a good friend. Sure, she’s cut adrift and floundering right now, but that doesn’t mean she sucks. And Jason has a strong enough sense of self that a floundering partner wouldn’t pull him under, and he wouldn’t be likely to let himself be smothered.

                I dunno. I think Dorothy needs to work on herself before she starts dating anyone, but I do still think the two of them might have potential even if they get together before she’s on solid ground again.

                • Coatl
                  Coatl
                  December 15, 2023 at 9:23 pm | #

                  I agree, every time she appears, there are always unpleasant comments towards her, of course she has made mistakes, but it seems that they are looking for a way, even a tiny detail, to turn her into a villain.

        • Coatl
          Coatl
          December 15, 2023 at 1:21 am | #

          I like the idea, but many have differed because of that believer/atheist detail, but a friendship is also acceptable, I know it is speaking too soon but it is possible that Jacob can help Dorothy that there are other ways to help others without the need to be president.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      December 15, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

      I avoided most of the clusterfuck yesterday, but one thing that did occur to me was you could slot Lucy into this: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/telltale/ strip and replace Jason’s lines with stuff about Lucy gaslighting Walky and Walky’s lines would remain accurate.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        December 15, 2023 at 12:34 am | #

        “Get on the motorcycle, Sal, or Walky will have to wear the mouse costu–oh, she’s already gone.”

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      December 15, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

      I’m an absolute nutter who likes WalkyxLucy (they’re nice together. That’s it, that’s all I need), it’s incredibly cathartic to get to see one of the fleeting moments of characters with their heads screwed on straight with the ones that I like.

      Props to whoever called Walky reiterating that he does like Lucy/finds her attractive/what-have-you. I’m not surprised that Lucy believes Walky, but I think I’m a little surprised she’s believing him this quickly. I would have expected there to be a little more falling action.

      • GholaHalleck
        GholaHalleck
        December 15, 2023 at 12:59 am | #

        I think she knows he’s incapable of actual falsehood.

      • Mark
        Mark
        December 15, 2023 at 6:41 am | #

        I’m happy for them, but they’re only half-way out of the minefield. They’ve successfully passed Love, but they still have Sex to navigate.

        If Walky can continue being honest, they can make it to safety, but there’s still plenty of Dramatic Tension to be passed and it could go either way.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 15, 2023 at 11:25 am | #

          They’ve only barely discussed the Love bit either, since they were distracted by the mention of Dorothy.

  13. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    December 15, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    “I have to leave. My skin is starting to burn”

  14. Nono
    Nono
    December 15, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Willis rubbing his hands evilly while predicting how many people would be demanding for their imminent breakup yesterday.

  15. Grimey
    Grimey
    December 15, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    No…I think we might actually save this ship in both opinions of it and how things can change once everyone is a bit more honest with themselves. Lucy can temper…Herself, and Walky can open…uh, a bit more.

    Or maybe we close shop here.

    • anon
      anon
      December 15, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

      it def would go against most of the commenters expectations if they did work out in the long run, even if they break up once but i guess at least it gives walky a chance to learn and grow for next time tho i imagine it’d prolly be a long pause for him if things did end with lucy after the stuff with his parents are resolved , hopefully he’d be able to tell off his mom for once and being like “even if things don’t work out i’ll still respect lucy more than you”

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        December 15, 2023 at 12:43 am | #

        I guess the question is what the “long run” would entail. Like, do I think the two remain together until the strip ends entirely? Unlikely, but also, who knows when that will even be?

        • David DeLaney
          David DeLaney
          December 15, 2023 at 6:43 am | #

          just make it till Willis starts another connected strip

    • bemisawa
      bemisawa
      December 15, 2023 at 12:23 am | #

      For me, it was yesterday’s strip that I realized this ship might actually deserve to be saved in the first place. Until the start of this conversation, I thought Walky was more or less in this relationship against his will (but too conflict-avoidant and avoidant of hurting Lucy’s feelings to do anything about that), but Walky’s explanation recast the situation in the light of “he knows she’s got stronger feelings for him than he does for her, even though he does actually quite like her, and he’s both stressed out about the misheard ‘I love hamburgers’, and feels like having sethird dates with Lucy when they’re at these radically different places would be exploiting her feelings for him.”

      • GholaHalleck
        GholaHalleck
        December 15, 2023 at 1:02 am | #

        Still say he’s got some unrealized trauma because every time he’s done the sexy times, his relationships have crashed and burned soon after.

        • Nedlum
          Nedlum
          December 15, 2023 at 9:34 am | #

          Fairly sure Walky and Dorothy were together for a longer time after having sex than before having sex.

          • GholaHalleck
            GholaHalleck
            December 15, 2023 at 10:07 am | #

            Dotty also kind of threw him away because it became more then just sex buddies.

            • Li
              Li
              December 15, 2023 at 12:54 pm | #

              Really don’t understand the take that she threw him away at all, much less “because it became more than just FWB”. Dorothy was clearly open to more; Walky was the one who reminded her that she would be transferring to Yale soon so they shouldn’t get too attached. She asked for a break when her grades took a hit, and he granted it, while also privately thinking he needed to break up with her because he was “dragging her down” (his words, or a paraphrase of them), but another problem was that he either didn’t want or didn’t feel like he COULD be honest with her about his own problems (his grades, his burgeoning realization that his parents had always Been Racist to Sal). When they finally did break up, it was at least nominally because Dorothy didn’t think continuing to take pauses was fair to him, and she said he deserved someone who could give him their whole heart — meanwhile, he still hadn’t been fully honest with her about everything that was troubling him.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                December 15, 2023 at 1:54 pm | #

                What hadn’t he been honest about? They’d talked about both the grades and Sal by that point.

                Partly the break up was, as you said, because she thought it wasn’t fair to him and partly it was her realizing she couldn’t actually go through with the pauses: They were on pause for about a day before she jumped him again. She needed to make a more drastic break to have one at all.

                • Li
                  Li
                  December 15, 2023 at 2:15 pm | #

                  I mean I do not think he was honest with her about wanting to break up with her because he felt like a failure who was holding her back, as an example.

                  idk I might be misremembering, it’s 13 years worth of content.

      • Shade
        Shade
        December 15, 2023 at 2:41 am | #

        See I already read that as being where they are, but hearing how you read it explains a lot of the hostility I saw for the ship that didn’t make sense to me before.

  16. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    December 15, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Also I don’t know a good time to comment this but I do not get Lucy’s hair. It’s like a flat top mullet or something. How would that look in real life? I’ve tried image searching similar styles and found nothing close to it. What is it?

    • not someone else
      not someone else
      December 15, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

      I think it’s supposed to be loose curls swept down and out and the top just looks flat due to cartoony stylization. I think the extra brown wavies are supposed to mean “her hair is curly here too” and she’s just got like, straight edges instead of it being in her face?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      December 15, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

      I think Willis said one time that it’s loosely based on a twist-out, but that it then got boxy over time in the art style.

  17. Pylgrim
    Pylgrim
    December 15, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    For all the people who wished this ship had gone down in flames right here, do consider that it would have only been so at great emotional damage to Lucy. Even if you believe that these two shouldn’t be together, there are much better ways to end it.

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      December 15, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

      They are saved, for now, but as you mention, Lucy’s emotional damage could be the prelude to something that Walky is not going to like in the long term, just look at his expression in the last panel.

    • Li
      Li
      December 15, 2023 at 1:43 am | #

      I mean. I’m not one of them but for a fair few folks, great emotional damage to Lucy was a bonus.

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        December 15, 2023 at 6:44 am | #

        i cannot read these few here without hearing “eMOtional DA-mage!!”

    • zee
      zee
      December 15, 2023 at 10:48 am | #

      If you hadnt noticed from the “she’s an evil manipulative abuser [insert slur, ableist or otherwise]” comments yesterday, there’s a non-zero amount of people who would be super down for that

      • Matt
        Matt
        December 15, 2023 at 11:51 am | #

        I mostly saw that from one person, very repeatedly and very angrily, with like, a few milder ones

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          December 15, 2023 at 3:16 pm | #

          The “schizo” comment was not from the big problem commenter, for the record. There was a number of uncomfortable takes beyond the sea lion.

          • zee
            zee
            December 15, 2023 at 6:39 pm | #

            Yeah but Jay has been generally open about his desire to see Lucy thrown in a volcano

  18. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    December 15, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    On one side, he finally got some long-lingering thoughts out of him.

    On the other side, he knows he is probably in trouble in the future.

    Yet on another side, Lucy will probably let the past minute stew in her mind and give her some kind of paranoia (the destroyer).

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      December 15, 2023 at 12:34 am | #

      That face in the last panel clearly says “GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!”

  19. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    December 15, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    Huh, that was unexpected. Looks like the Lucy×Walky ship continues to sell. Although I get the feeling that Lucy will be looking for sex less, because of all of this. Which is probably a good thing in the long run; even though we all want the slipshine.

    So whose relationship are we homing in on next? Back to Carla×charlie? Joyce×Joe? Sal×Danny?(Please be Sal and Danny.)

    • not someone else
      not someone else
      December 15, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

      Special bonus Asher x Ethan?

    • Mym
      Mym
      December 15, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

      I already said “Faz” yesterday, and I’m still hoping

      • anon
        anon
        December 15, 2023 at 12:32 am | #

        is faz even legally an adult yet? tho it would be interesting if this iteration of him had a healthy relationship with another romantic interest

        • Shade
          Shade
          December 15, 2023 at 2:45 am | #

          “I the Great Faz have bought you flowers with absolutely no ulterior motives just to brighten your day.”

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 15, 2023 at 11:29 am | #

          “If you examine this printout Faz has brought, you will see that is legal for you to sex Faz in the state of Indiana.”

      • Council
        Council
        December 15, 2023 at 3:54 am | #

        As in, Faz with Faz?

        • Mym
          Mym
          December 15, 2023 at 4:30 pm | #

          Yes

    • Golden Yak
      Golden Yak
      December 15, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

      Maybe Lucy will just chill out a tiny bit. The next crisis can be when Walky admits he’s nervous about being someone’s first time.

    • Nono
      Nono
      December 15, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

      Do we even want the slipshine? Even among straight couples I think people would be hankering for Joyce/Joe or Sal/Danny more.

      Maybe we can have a poll to see which milquetoast couple will get a slipshine, Walky/Lucy or Ruth/Jason.

      • Sajuuk-Khar
        Sajuuk-Khar
        December 15, 2023 at 3:40 am | #

        EXCUSE YOU, RUTH/JASON IS NOT MILQUETOAST

        THEY ARE HOT KINKY TRASH UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE

        (please, Willis, I want to believe)

        • Miri
          Miri
          December 15, 2023 at 5:46 am | #

          We already know handcuffs have featured. Ruth clearly dommes him.

        • Bash
          Bash
          December 15, 2023 at 10:09 am | #

          The sex is kinky as shit, but they’re underwhelming as a couple mostly because they’re never on screen together.

          • Li
            Li
            December 15, 2023 at 12:48 pm | #

            I mean I’m just deeply not interested in Jason, personally. Maybe him being Robin’s co-TA will help??? I feel like his bartending visa-noncompliant job and being Ruth’s boyfriend weren’t doing much to anchor him to the strip. Penny was more interesting, so it’s a shame that she’s just gone forever while he lingers.

            Dunno, it’s a weird situation. Can’t even tell myself “at least Ruth is in a better place after the breakup”, because she’s not; she’s still drinking, and I can’t even tell if they’re supposed to be happy together or even like each other that much.

    • anon
      anon
      December 15, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

      would be nice, assuming it doesn’t have the opposite effect of walky saying “i’m dumb” and makes her think that she needs to take the lead more often or so tho i’m sure she might be ok with like a heavy makeout session

    • zee
      zee
      December 15, 2023 at 10:49 am | #

      Dawg we are so starved for sal x Danny content it’s not even funny 😭

  20. Bruno
    Bruno
    December 15, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

    This is the most chemistry they’ve ever had actually

    • Dara
      Dara
      December 15, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

      Ooh, dead on. Absolutely correct, it really is.

      • bemisawa
        bemisawa
        December 15, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

        Agreed!

      • Nono
        Nono
        December 15, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

        The one strip where Walky says ‘I love that you get that about me’ had some chemistry, I thought.

        And then Lucy torpedoes it next strip

        • Mark
          Mark
          December 15, 2023 at 6:50 am | #

          Yeah, lots of chemistry doesn’t produce fireworks.

    • Li
      Li
      December 15, 2023 at 1:46 am | #

      Yeah, this strip isn’t bad, as a naysayer. I also thought they were cute when they were hatching their terrible sitcom plan to make his parents like her. I like them when they’re on the same page; it’s just that they’ve rarely been on the same page.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      December 15, 2023 at 1:57 am | #

      They have the chemistry of oil and water, with nothing to keep them in emulsion but the social strictures trammelling Lucy’s libido.

      Lucy wants a partner-in-life to strive for social betterment with. Walky wants a chill friend to goof off with. Striving and goofing off are irreconcilably different.

      • Bruno
        Bruno
        December 15, 2023 at 2:49 am | #

        That can be worked on. Lucy’s expectations would be unrealistic for anyone, not just Walky. There’s real potential here if they both learn to communicate their expectations and set boundaries with each other in terms of that. Which they are doing here. It doesn’t have to happen in the next 5 seconds.

  21. Blume
    Blume
    December 15, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

    Nat 20! I’m surprised :OO, I wonder how it’ll be for them from now on now that things are out in the open.

    • Mym
      Mym
      December 15, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

      It was the constitution check that saved

      • Blume
        Blume
        December 15, 2023 at 12:25 am | #

        This should’ve and could’ve gone so much worse! But we’ve still got time lol. It’s kind of up to Lucy at this point, I put my faith in her so I hope it won’t end up like ‘Actually, she’s now going to set up many kooky hijinks to make him love her! And sex is still going to be pushed intensely!’

        I want this to spawn some introspection in this house, but “This is Dumbing of Age, not Smarting of Age”. Willis always surprises me with their directions, but it just usually works so they’ve got my trust too.

    • sakamism
      sakamism
      December 15, 2023 at 1:48 am | #

      This is what happens when you roll a nat 1 in charisma and then a 20 right after

  22. Golden Yak
    Golden Yak
    December 15, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

    Swish!

  23. goggleman64
    goggleman64
    December 15, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

    Damn Willis, that’s straight-up heartwarming.

  24. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    December 15, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

    I don’t know folks. I feel like a lot of flags were raised here on both sides and Walky somehow side stepped them all by saying Lucy’s pretty. At least it’s cleared the air a bit…I guess.

    • Devin
      Devin
      December 15, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

      At least it’s probably going to get him out of the church. That’s progress.

      • Nono
        Nono
        December 15, 2023 at 12:44 am | #

        Or he’s put himself in a Groundhog Day loop and keeps finding himself back in the church, with Lucy asking why he doesn’t love her anymore.

        The only way to break the loop is to break up with her.

        • Coatl
          Coatl
          December 15, 2023 at 1:34 am | #

          It would be something interesting to see.

        • Mark
          Mark
          December 15, 2023 at 6:53 am | #

          Or marry her.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      December 15, 2023 at 12:25 am | #

      I think he’s cleared the air as much as can be expected in the foyer of a church. He wasn’t calling her pretty to try to defuse her anger, he was reinforcing the fact that he does like her/find her attractive, and changing the context of “Dorothy told me to ask you out” from “I wouldn’t have asked you out if I hadn’t been prodded” to “She pointed out that you were interested in me, letting me more confidently ask out the girl in whom I was interested”. There’s more conversation to be had, definitely, but in the 10 seconds this strip conveys this all shakes out.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        December 15, 2023 at 1:05 am | #

        Hmm. I’m still unsure on his rational for needing Dorothy to suggest asking out Lucy. Trying my best not to misremember I don’t recall him having a problem pursuing relationships with local pretty girls, Amber and Dorothy, even if his courting rituals needed some refinement. I think there’s another reason Lucy didn’t register with him as a romantic companion he either doesn’t realize or won’t admit. Mainly that he just wasn’t that into her.

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          December 15, 2023 at 1:21 am | #

          He mostly started spending time with Amber like he did Lucy until she suggested Taco Bell, which he pushed back on as a too-soon date since he’d just broken up with Dorothy. Dorothy was also the one to more aggressively pursue him than the other way around. She brought the toy back, kissed him when he asked if she liked him, and then knocked on his door to kiss him again (at which point she met Mike). He’s like his dad, for better and worse.

          Walky also just does not come across to me as someone willing to pursue a relationship he doesn’t actually want. He’s pushed back against both Dorothy and Lucy for wanting him to dress nicer, but it didn’t mean he wasn’t interested in Dorothy. His dialogue when Dorothy suggests he ask Lucy out all implies that there is interest on his end, but he doubts there is on Lucy’s end, hence “This is why you girls gotta kiss me so I know what’s goin’ on!”

          Oh, shit, that’s something that never clicked to me at the time. Both Dorothy and Amber kissed Walky first. Both pairings’ first kiss was on-screen but Lucy and Walky’s (almost certainly) wasn’t.

          • Coatl
            Coatl
            December 15, 2023 at 1:32 am | #

            As far as I know they already kissed
            https://www.dumbingofage.com/2023/comic/book-14/01-everybodys-looking-for-nothing/respectable/

            • Schpoonman
              Schpoonman
              December 15, 2023 at 1:35 am | #

              Yes, but that lacks a lot of the fanfare that a first-kiss-for-the-couple would, especially if it’s Lucy’s first kiss. Dorothy and Amber have full strips dedicated to each one, the first time we see Lucy and Walky kiss on-screen it’s one panel and a farewell.

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            December 15, 2023 at 9:11 am | #

            You make some good points. He’s never been the dominant partner in the relationship, but I do think he’s shown initiative when starting them. I just think he was already getting what he wanted from Lucy though. That being a friend. He said multiple times, even to her brother Lyle he wanted someone to watch cartoons with. Even now I think that’s what he really wants and romance didn’t factor as possible because he wasn’t looking for it. He wants someone to do nothing with which he just found with Amber as a platonic friend. All the romance/sex stuff were just potential perks Dorothy highlighted to him by noting Lucy’s infatuation.

            Unlike for example Joe who had a very clear romantic crush and desire for Joyce before dating her, Walky never displayed those emotions and I truly doubt he ever planned on asking Lucy to date.

            • Li
              Li
              December 15, 2023 at 12:23 pm | #

              I can +1 this.

              Again I really like “the pining is mutual, they’re just idiots” as a trope. I don’t feel like we got any indication that Walky even registered Lucy as pretty before he said as much to Dorothy.

              This is another reason why I think the shirt lick keeps coming up; it’s been our one real moment so far of Walky definitely thinking of Lucy in some Not Just Friends way.

              That we didn’t get to see their first kiss doesn’t help matters, and it makes me a little bit suspicious. Kind of a big deal, especially if it was Lucy’s first EVER, to leave to our imaginations.

              • Mark
                Mark
                December 15, 2023 at 6:17 pm | #

                Uh-oh, I smell an impending flashback. In the middle of a fight.

                • Li
                  Li
                  December 15, 2023 at 9:14 pm | #

                  That would be interesting!

        • VolticEXE
          VolticEXE
          December 15, 2023 at 3:07 am | #

          Important to remember; those were both Pre-Mike’s Death. When they got back to the college some months later, he’s still clearly struggling with being more open now & having that emotional vulnerability.

          Lucy’s been helping him be more open but recovery like that can take ALOT of time, but he’s atleast trying. There’s just alot that can go wrong between his Survivor’s Guilt messin’ with his head & his usual Walky-isms.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 15, 2023 at 11:39 am | #

          His rationale was this is why you girls gotta kiss me so I know what’s goin on.

    • TerribleTransit
      TerribleTransit
      December 15, 2023 at 6:29 am | #

      Definitely too early to say the ship is saved, yeah. They still have a lot to talk about. They’ve defused the situation enough that I think they can talk, rather than scream, about it now, but whether that conversation happens now or later it needs to happen before the relationship gets really in the clear.

    • DashWallkick
      DashWallkick
      December 15, 2023 at 10:59 am | #

      Things are not good but she at least understands that Walky *does* value her and simply was oblivious about her affection, not that she was some kind of rebound.

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      December 15, 2023 at 4:47 pm | #

      He re-contextualized his clumsy explanations from the last strip so Lucy’s understanding went from “He only started dating me because he was pressured into it by his ex” to “He didn’t realize this relationship was a possibility at first, but jumped at the chance once he did”.

      Calling her pretty probably had more to do with Lucy’s sudden forgiveness than she’d care to admit, though. Humans just be like that, sometimes!

  25. Shorduie
    Shorduie
    December 15, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

    You got off easy now Walkerton, but you are on thin fucking ice

  26. BBCC
    BBCC
    December 15, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

    Excellent save, Walky! Success defusing her anger. These crazy kids might just get to make it.

  27. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    December 15, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

    Critical success on your persuasion roll there Walky.

  28. Dday
    Dday
    December 15, 2023 at 12:22 am | #

    Ooooh, nice save!

  29. k
    k
    December 15, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

    The Willis giveth, and the Willis taketh away.

    Still, however I feel about this couple, I have to admit I was riding on an emotional high from the last few days. Incredible job on the energy and confrontation there, Willis. Well done. It was delicious and very enjoyable.

    • k
      k
      December 15, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

      Yessssssss I got my good egg Danny back in the gravatar roulette!!

    • Nicoleandmaggie
      Nicoleandmaggie
      December 15, 2023 at 8:31 am | #

      Looking for that first sentence response so I could agree with it.

  30. Acebender
    Acebender
    December 15, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

    How on Earth did that end well

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      December 15, 2023 at 12:49 am | #

      It hasn’t ended well until they’re out of the church.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        December 15, 2023 at 1:33 am | #

        And they’re not out of the relationship either.

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      December 15, 2023 at 3:15 am | #

      Just think, now they might have sex before breaking up for the exact same reasons as were laid out today, and it’ll make everything so much worse

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 15, 2023 at 11:41 am | #

        But at least now it won’t be under the false assumption that they’re both in love.

        • Mturtle7
          Mturtle7
          December 15, 2023 at 4:50 pm | #

          Lucy right now: “He’s TOTALLY in love with me, but he’s too shy to admit it! If I just sleep with him asap, a love confession will DEFINITELY follow!”
          I mean, hopefully not, but I’m just saying, this kind of thinking wouldn’t exactly be beyond her.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            December 15, 2023 at 6:07 pm | #

            It’s still better than “He’s already said he’s in love”.
            If she is that deluded about it, at least it’s all on her.

  31. Kelli217
    Kelli217
    December 15, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

    OH the man’s got game.

  32. Suet
    Suet
    December 15, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

    That’s a save that Dennis Eckersley would be proud of.

    Now, Walky, just say “I Love You” or this ship will be the next Theseus.

    • anon
      anon
      December 15, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

      i think he pretty much established that it was too soon for him ,so saying it again within like, even 48 hours prolly would be unbelievable for him

  33. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    December 15, 2023 at 12:40 am | #

    Oooh, nice save! The bookies report that the odds of this relationship surviving to see the Monday sunrise have just tripled!

  34. Warcodered
    Warcodered
    December 15, 2023 at 12:40 am | #

    I’m really completely surprised, if he really actually survived this, and let’s be real it could still somehow blow up and never count out a fake-out of this working out, but that would do wonders for this relationship. Them finally at least knowing where the other stands would be a huge step forward.

  35. Taffy
    Taffy
    December 15, 2023 at 12:47 am | #

    Good thing she’s an easy audience

  36. Koms
    Koms
    December 15, 2023 at 12:47 am | #

    I wonder if Walky wants to get out of church ASAP because it reminds him of Mike’s funeral and he’s trying hard not to deal with it? His shiny eyes in the last panel may be tears. Or maybe I’m overthinking it. The lack of breakfast nuggets is making him cry

    • Sere
      Sere
      December 15, 2023 at 2:40 am | #

      Simpler: a fundie kidnapped him to save his daughter, and Blaine threatened both his ex and at the time current romantic interests and a bunch of other kids. It doesn’t need to be Mike, the church kidnapped him. Plus… he remembers being one of those church mouse boys now. I’d imagine that’s traumatic for anyone

    • Matt
      Matt
      December 15, 2023 at 11:49 am | #

      I mean some of us just think churches like that seem culty, and even when they aren’t actively harmful, very uncomfortable for us to be around/a part of.

      Having personal trauma around that might only serve to amplify that feeling

      • Li
        Li
        December 15, 2023 at 12:17 pm | #

        I’m gonna say “culty vibes”, because he really seemed okay in the building until the lyrics they were all singing started creeping him out.

    • dalniente
      dalniente
      December 15, 2023 at 5:53 pm | #

      I’m wondering if he has some deeper religious… I don’t know if I’d say “trauma” without knowing what it is, but some kind of stress associated with the kind of church Becky would go to. He was in that Hymmel the Hymnal video that Joyce watched as a kid, saying the line about all the good things we do are God working through us, or something. That may have stuck with him on a deeper level than even he realized. I know I experienced stuff as a tiny kid that I barely remember, that got into my head. It’s possible.

    • Warcodered
      Warcodered
      December 15, 2023 at 10:13 pm | #

      Walky didn’t really resonate with a lot of the messaging which definitely didn’t help. Beyond that he doesn’t deal well with being bored and has shown clear signs of having some form ADHD which wouldn’t deal well in that environment either.

  37. Bryy
    Bryy
    December 15, 2023 at 12:47 am | #

    I do not like the cutoff.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 15, 2023 at 12:57 am | #

      Who said this ain’t the eye of the hurricane? 👀

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        December 15, 2023 at 9:47 am | #

        It’s the most recent strip, which means it’s the end of the story. That’s how people think it works around here.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 15, 2023 at 11:43 am | #

          It’s not necessarily all resolved, but it’s in a far better place than it was yesterday.
          I think they probably should talk more – specifically about the love issue and the misunderstanding, but it also wouldn’t surprise me if they walked away for now.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            December 15, 2023 at 1:48 pm | #

            If it’s not all resolved, why is “Carry On Wayward Son” playing?

  38. shrub
    shrub
    December 15, 2023 at 12:51 am | #

    Not a bad save by Walky though he should probably have a think about if Lucy is right for him or vice versa

    • Vukodlak
      Vukodlak
      December 15, 2023 at 1:21 am | #

      Well they’ve been dating a week so… maybe give him some more time.

      • shrub
        shrub
        December 15, 2023 at 2:29 am | #

        Well they seem to be on a different page when it comes to sex and religion, they seem to have very different ideas about the nature and intensity of the relationship and Lucy seems like she’s one more bad call away from a nervous melt down

        But apart from that it’s all smooth sailing

  39. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    December 15, 2023 at 12:52 am | #

    So, it turns out that the conversation actually HAD hit rock bottom yesterday and Walky managed to successfully dig his way out of the hole. Exactly as I predicted yesterday.

    … and I wasn’t being the least bit sarcastic with that prediction. Not the least bit sarcastic at all.

    …..

    (Disclaimer: “Extremely” is distinct from “the least bit”.)

    • Li
      Li
      December 15, 2023 at 9:15 pm | #

      Haha. 🙂

  40. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    December 15, 2023 at 12:56 am | #

    ….I really, really didn’t expect this to end on a happy note T_T wow

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      December 15, 2023 at 2:10 am | #

      “Nothing ends, Adrian. Nothing ever ends.”

  41. Crytter
    Crytter
    December 15, 2023 at 12:57 am | #

    I spent years of my life following Willis. Trying to predict his strips drove me madder.

    • Warcodered
      Warcodered
      December 15, 2023 at 10:15 pm | #

      Feels almost like a direct response to the almost uniform predictions of this relationship being dead as a rock. Though I wouldn’t be surprised if that meant it dies in some other way though this would have clearly contributed.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 15, 2023 at 11:16 pm | #

        I’ve been thinking for the last couple days that this relationship seems so obviously set up to fizzle out that it’s probably endgame. 🙂

  42. IniquitousKing
    IniquitousKing
    December 15, 2023 at 12:58 am | #

    Walky gets to spend whatever time remains in this relationship walking on eggshells. Yaaaay c:

    Wonder how many times the ‘you’re pretty’ line will work.

    • TerribleTransit
      TerribleTransit
      December 15, 2023 at 6:35 am | #

      He’s BEEN walking on eggshells trying to deal with Lucy’s mismatched expectations without hurting her feelings. Now that bandaid’s been ripped off and he can finally relax and speak/act how he really feels.

  43. Lanie
    Lanie
    December 15, 2023 at 12:58 am | #

    Ok, but if we actually see these two have an open and honest conversation about where they are emotionally, I will stop trying to fight this ship. I just want Lucy to see Walky where he’s at, and I want Walky to plainly tell her where he’s at.

    And I want the weird pressure to bone after the “third date” to be put well and far away.

  44. Kim
    Kim
    December 15, 2023 at 1:03 am | #

    I Luc’ Walky!

  45. Francoinblanco
    Francoinblanco
    December 15, 2023 at 1:21 am | #

    Noooo my popcorn my drama! Confound these burst of honesty, it drive me to drink!

  46. Dante
    Dante
    December 15, 2023 at 1:28 am | #

    Messianic level save. I didn’t think it could be done o_o

    That said his anxiety hurts to watch and still speaks of ill omens. I could literally hear his voice going tenser and higher in my brain.

  47. Cukie
    Cukie
    December 15, 2023 at 1:48 am | #

    I hope that Lucy is approaching this from now on with the understanding that they need to talk to each other about what they are and what they want to be.

  48. Queezle
    Queezle
    December 15, 2023 at 1:49 am | #

    Huh… did not see this coming. I guess both of them have some things to think over now, regarding their relationship (or they could just ignore this and act as if it never happened, in keeping with the name of the comic). I hope Walky gets a break for the rest of the day. He deserves it.

  49. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    December 15, 2023 at 1:52 am | #

    Oh no, Walky’s second line in panel 4 has me hearing Dashboard Confessional’s Hands Down, send help.

    • Bash
      Bash
      December 15, 2023 at 2:06 am | #

      Note to self, do not go back and listen to sappy songs you liked as a teenager.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        December 15, 2023 at 2:15 pm | #

        I’ve been listening to A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out a bunch lately, it’s too late for me.

  50. Li
    Li
    December 15, 2023 at 1:55 am | #

    Not enormously surprised. Very much still unsure if this is real progress or just a stay of execution for the ‘ship.

    I dunno, I think I wanna hear a real list of things he likes about her. Not just “smart, pretty, into nerdy things”, but something more personal. He might like how supportive she’s been wrt his web comic, he might admire how she handles conflict, anything. I’d even take “I really like making you smile”.

    (Yeah, yeah, I know Walky’s not the most in touch with his feelings, but there ARE ways to get around that, and anyway I’m still allowed to want things I probably won’t get, haha.)

    • Li
      Li
      December 15, 2023 at 1:56 am | #

      Also if they could have an honest conversation about sex and get on the same page about it that would be great……..

    • Mark
      Mark
      December 15, 2023 at 7:03 am | #

      Consider that Walky has just received a substantial reward, promptly given, for digging into his feelings and sharing them with Lucy. That’s gotta be reinforcing.

      • Li
        Li
        December 15, 2023 at 12:00 pm | #

        Did he? (Is it getting to leave the church?)

  51. sdrainbow
    sdrainbow
    December 15, 2023 at 1:58 am | #

    oh no

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      December 15, 2023 at 2:14 am | #

      Just so

  52. TheCozburger
    TheCozburger
    December 15, 2023 at 2:15 am | #

    Walky with the slide…….SAFE!!

  53. PirateTawnee
    PirateTawnee
    December 15, 2023 at 2:16 am | #

    Well whaddya know, the horse learned to sing.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      December 15, 2023 at 7:21 am | #

      Did you ever track down a source for that other than The Mote in God’s Eye? I couldn’t find it in Herodotus.

      • PirateTawnee
        PirateTawnee
        December 16, 2023 at 4:51 am | #

        best I can do is it may be either Persian (which is fair, given the character in Mote is Persian-coded) or Chinese in origin.

  54. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    December 15, 2023 at 2:27 am | #

    That’s why I don’t like hot people.
    The person may be an asshole; just one compliment and any guard your have is dropped immediately.

    • joe
      joe
      December 15, 2023 at 7:48 pm | #

      Well, we wouldn’t get along then. 😉

  55. Serendipity
    Serendipity
    December 15, 2023 at 2:44 am | #

    holy shit, genuine vulnerability from walky

  56. VolticEXE
    VolticEXE
    December 15, 2023 at 3:03 am | #

    People saying this is a “save” but I mean. He’s just being emotionally honest, something he’s clearly been struggling with since Mike.
    I don’t think he’s ever tried to lie to her about his feelings, but once he knew there was a misunderstanding he didn’t know how to resolve it.
    He’s trying though, & he’s always been.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 15, 2023 at 3:12 am | #

      Yes, Walky can be very trying at times.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      December 15, 2023 at 5:10 am | #

      I’m never sure what anyone means by “save” but … she was angry with him and now she’s not. That.. feels like he saved something? Is it only a “save” if it’s done via intentional manipulation?

      • Bash
        Bash
        December 15, 2023 at 5:13 am | #

        It doesn’t have to be manipulative, but it does imply doing something deliberately. This feels like Walky just got lucky while being honest.

        • Mturtle7
          Mturtle7
          December 15, 2023 at 4:19 pm | #

          It was absolutely deliberate, in that he noticed Lucy was angry about what he said, and this tried to explain himself further. And, completely going against expectations, he managed to not choose the worst possible phrasing for his explanation! That’s what they (or at least, I) mean by a “save” here.

  57. Esolo
    Esolo
    December 15, 2023 at 3:03 am | #

    …goddamnit, they’re not going to break up, are they?

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      December 15, 2023 at 4:20 am | #

      Hopefully! This is where they could end it with minimal emotional damage to both of them; I don’t think they’ll have a better chance.

    • lyzyrdwyzyrd
      lyzyrdwyzyrd
      December 15, 2023 at 6:15 am | #

      SAME. I HATE THIS SHIP SO MUCH.

      • zee
        zee
        December 15, 2023 at 10:59 am | #

        Suffer

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          December 15, 2023 at 11:12 am | #

          Obama: “Then perish.”

    • Li
      Li
      December 15, 2023 at 12:07 pm | #

      I mean, they’re not gonna break up right this minute, anyway.

      Walky successfully defused one of the time bombs here. “I didn’t just not enjoy this, I think you’re in a creepy cult” is another. If we assume the only thing inhibiting his interest in sleeping with her is nerves about being her first time, that’ll probably go okay. If wanting to spend the morning with Amber ignoring her texts was a one-time thing, that’ll probably be okay…

      Then there’s the Raidah thing, where I imagine Lucy would jump at the chance to have lunch with her again but Walky would Not.

      But yeah, not gonna break up right this minute.

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      December 15, 2023 at 4:26 pm | #

      Think about it, dude – by allowing these two to date, Willis has stumbled across an ENTIRELY NOVEL way to upset the fandom. He’s had plenty of toxic relationships, clandestine/forbidden relationships, self-destructive relationships, sickeningly sweet relationships, etc., but he’s never portrayed an extremely-mediocre-but-just-barely-stable relationship before!

      In 5 years, Lucy and Walky will still be together, the audience will still be seething about it, and Willis will still be savoring that inexhaustible supply of salt.

      • Esolo
        Esolo
        December 15, 2023 at 9:05 pm | #

        …

        …….

        ………..

        FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  58. Sajuuk-Khar
    Sajuuk-Khar
    December 15, 2023 at 3:12 am | #

    Now who’s gonna pay Sal $25 plus smug satisfaction?! WHOM, I ASK YOU, WILLIS—

    Danny. No. Put your wallet away, Danny.

  59. bagge
    bagge
    December 15, 2023 at 3:17 am | #

    Good talk.

    Now please go somewhere and talk about incompatible relationship goals

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      December 15, 2023 at 8:57 am | #

      Get Thee to a Coffee Shop

  60. Acher4
    Acher4
    December 15, 2023 at 3:57 am | #

    Was… was that an actual save (and a honest one)?

    Wow!!! Niiiiice 😀

  61. Arianod
    Arianod
    December 15, 2023 at 4:19 am | #

    So this is how it ends? Well, it could have been much, much worse.

  62. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    December 15, 2023 at 4:26 am | #

    (lowering my ‘they broke up’ gif slowly)…. Awwww.

  63. eh, whatever
    eh, whatever
    December 15, 2023 at 4:35 am | #

    Day saved first thing in the morning. I like that.

  64. Andrews
    Andrews
    December 15, 2023 at 5:06 am | #

    Even though it doesn’t scan, I am hearing Walky’s last panel in the tone of Mr Burns at the end of his song: ‘I really like my vest’

  65. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    December 15, 2023 at 5:19 am | #

    Nice save, Walky. You’re not out of the woods yet, but you’ve at least managed to escape the Spiked Pit of Doom (for now). 😉

  66. eskimolos
    eskimolos
    December 15, 2023 at 5:28 am | #

    Anybody else getting a sense that we may be in for another time skip soonish? (At this rate, in the next year or two) We’re getting to a point where, at least for now, everything is starting to stabilise for most of the main cast, and without Major Drama for one of these cute losers, we’re probably just gonna… hop forward a month or two? So we can explore something like Joe/Joyce’s relationship seeing more legitimacy and the question wafting to “who will initiate the road to sexier times?” Or some new thing in that realm, maybe with secondary cast focus.

    Given not a lot has honestly been going on with the death of both villain dads and the retirement of amazigirl, it’s still felt really oddly intense since the last time skip, probably since everyone’s dynamics shifted dramatically, a lot happened off-screen to facilitate everyone being somewhere else and I guess, allowing fresh interpersonal storylines to be told with those characters.

    • Bash
      Bash
      December 15, 2023 at 7:32 am | #

      I think something is going to happen with Dorothy.

    • Blume
      Blume
      December 15, 2023 at 12:07 pm | #

      Maybe soon? We do still have Sarah, Dorothy, and Jennifer stuff left, I believe. Or maybe we actually will leave them on that sour note and see how they are after a timeskip… That’d be sad :((

    • AK
      AK
      December 15, 2023 at 3:07 pm | #

      I mean I think a number of things are pretty in flux right now. Something going well doesn’t make it stable, and something being stable doesn’t make it uninteresting. Like I don’t think Joyce and Joe are going to break up, but I’m very interested to see how both of them navigate the beginning of this relationship. And Dorothy, Sarah, Jennifer, Ethan, and Carla (I’m not used to Carla being at the center of interpersonal drama, this is weird) are all either at the beginning or the middle of actively evolving situations. Plus this situation is not exactly resolved. And all of those plot lines happening will inevitably push over more dominos for other characters too. Also Joyce’s family drama is kind of a shoe waiting to drop. I would not expect a time skip anytime soon.

      • eskimolos
        eskimolos
        December 15, 2023 at 6:38 pm | #

        I think it’s more for the expectation of something new to happen for several of these people *every day*. Yes, situations are in flux, but for instance Ethan is grieving and has had One kiss with Asher, in actual world events something may not happen with that again for weeks or months, and grieving is a process that is probably going to take more than a few months for Ethan and Amber. It’s been a good chance to visit and flesh out others in the cast, and sure this comic could just be about Joyce and Joe’s life together every day for the rest of time and I’d probably be okay with that, but eventually Willis wants to hit milestones right? Everyone was so excited we were about to have a Halloween plotline, then the time skip happened and maybe to throw us a bone, Willis set an important flashback during Halloween. But maybe we want to get to Valentine’s sooner than three years from now, or maybe there’s a desire to do a final exams plotline, maybe having summer break be a way of showcasing where each character is in their lives outside of school, of course with the last time skip it’s likely the case any expected time away from school for more than a day or two probably will be cause for a time skip.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 15, 2023 at 11:19 pm | #

          We might skip a couple days at some point – there were a couple of those in the 1st semester. I doubt we’ll see anything bigger.
          The main reason we got the last one was Mike’s death. He wasn’t going to spend years of real time writing characters completely distraught from that.

  67. YordleJay
    YordleJay
    December 15, 2023 at 5:52 am | #

    Damn. Smooth Walky

  68. Disastroid
    Disastroid
    December 15, 2023 at 5:59 am | #

    This sitcom is called “I Love That About Lucy”.

  69. Armadillo
    Armadillo
    December 15, 2023 at 5:59 am | #

    Gotta say, there are a looooot of people in the comments who are just… irrationally angry about these two dating. Seriously, there is nothing going on between them that merits this kind of intense dislike. They’ve been dating for a week and the biggest problem this relationship has could be solved with a single honest conversation (which isn’t Walky’s forte, I’ll admit, but the point still stands).

    • lyzyrdwyzyrd
      lyzyrdwyzyrd
      December 15, 2023 at 6:19 am | #

      I don’t like Lucy. She’s boring and annoying.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      December 15, 2023 at 7:00 am | #

      The biggest problem with their relationship is that they want directly opposite things. Lucy wants a life partner whom she can strive together with for continual social betterment. Walky wants a chill friend to goof off with.

      That nothing wrong with either of them. They just aren’t well suited to each other.

      • Big Z
        Big Z
        December 15, 2023 at 9:45 am | #

        I think that’s what Lucy thinks she wants, and has been trained to want, but speaking as someone who entered college as a very performatively religious dude trying to hang on to it, I’m not super convinced it’s what she ACTUALLY wants.

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      December 15, 2023 at 9:44 am | #

      I mean, I love both of these kids just fine, but Agemegos is right, they’re not matched well, and I don’t know if you can solve Lucy’s desire for a big romantic relationship with Walky’s desire to be relaxed and casual about this with a conversation.

      It’d probably make things easier and better for sure, but fix it? Nah.

    • Li
      Li
      December 15, 2023 at 2:28 pm | #

      Hey, not to defend the more vitriolic people, but: no one needs to be “rational” about their shipping preferences.

      Frankly if we as a whole could let go of the idea that we need a reason to dislike characters or ‘ships, fandom would probably be a much nicer place to be. Saying “there’s nothing going on here that merits this kind of intense dislike” is the same mentality that causes folks to go on for paragraphs about how the ‘ship they hate is secretly abusive due to a two-year age gap between consenting adults, or because of the power imbalance apparently inherent to one of them being the Mom Friend. That way lies madness.

      Like, we should all check ourselves a little bit to make sure we aren’t being more hostile to characters who are marginalized (female, characters of color, queer, ND, etc) — but we should also allow ourselves space to say: “this character has never done anything wrong, but I don’t like them, and that’s okay”.

      Heck this happens in RL too. Nobody wants to be That Jerk who dislikes other people for no reason, but someone’s people just grate on each other; and that’s morally neutral. As long as you don’t treat real people badly bc of it, it’s okay to dislike them “irrationally”.

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      December 15, 2023 at 4:36 pm | #

      The fact that most of the fandom is far more outraged by Lucy and Walky’s relationship than, say, Sal and Jason’s relationship, or Ruth and Billie’s relationship, is absolutely HILARIOUS to me.

      I mean, I understand why it’s happening – passionate but toxic/forbidden relationship are interesting, mediocre and mildly awkward relationships aren’t – but it’s still REALLY funny.

      • dalniente
        dalniente
        December 15, 2023 at 5:22 pm | #

        It really has been hilarious to watch. I’m sitting here like “oof, this is awkward but understandable and realistic for both of them, still mostly healthy, that’s cool, they’re trying,” and then I check the comments and people are like “wow Lucy really needs to kick Walky directly in the nuts.” It’s not quite popcorn-worthy but it’s getting there!

  70. Osopescado
    Osopescado
    December 15, 2023 at 6:25 am | #

    *sigh* … okay fine

  71. torrent29
    torrent29
    December 15, 2023 at 6:30 am | #

    Masterful save.

  72. David DeLaney
    David DeLaney
    December 15, 2023 at 6:42 am | #

    if you’re gonna stay with her, Walky, you’ll need to learn to cope with her … cycles

    –Dave, collecting the tears of alternating commenters for use as an esoteric material metacomponent

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      December 15, 2023 at 6:49 am | #

      also Walky saves, Hasbro crit-fails

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      December 15, 2023 at 1:46 pm | #

      Cycles?

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        December 16, 2023 at 1:19 am | #

        from totally believing her current Walky fanfic is what’s going on
        to “omg you spoiled EVERYTHING”
        and back

        –Dave, they’re not really monthly

  73. sonofevil
    sonofevil
    December 15, 2023 at 7:01 am | #

    He told her she’s pretty. Everything is forgiven.

  74. Comic.phile
    Comic.phile
    December 15, 2023 at 7:37 am | #

    You know what? As of this strip I’m rooting for them. Lucy has no experience, Walky has so self esteem, but they are TRYING damnit, and finally communicating/finally listening to each other. I hope this is the start of a great relationship. (Notice I say start, because it’s not even week 2).

    • daeranilen
      daeranilen
      December 15, 2023 at 8:13 am | #

      Hugely agree. Until this moment, I did not think they had any chance of making it long-term at all. I understood why Walky was avoiding being honest with Lucy – I too worried she might overreact to the truth! – but if you can’t tell your partner how you feel, you’re not going to get very far. This is genuinely the best possible outcome of this conversation. I’m so proud of both of them, and I hope they continue to grow together.

  75. RF
    RF
    December 15, 2023 at 8:20 am | #

    Holy crap, Walky actually said the one right thing to say.

  76. WizardPantaloon
    WizardPantaloon
    December 15, 2023 at 8:28 am | #

    God dammit.

  77. Yeet
    Yeet
    December 15, 2023 at 9:01 am | #

    Honesty good, not addressing the vast gulf in emotions bad.
    So, like, a passing grade I guess, but not by much.

    • zee
      zee
      December 15, 2023 at 10:56 am | #

      They’re still in public and walky is clearly distressed and wants to go home. They have time for that later

      • Yeet
        Yeet
        December 15, 2023 at 4:18 pm | #

        while you’re not wrong I’m not sure he has a fantastic track record with following up on important things without somehow being made to blurt it out

  78. Big Z
    Big Z
    December 15, 2023 at 9:44 am | #

    What a SAVE, Walky. Especially since it’s clearly true.

  79. Taffy
    Taffy
    December 15, 2023 at 9:59 am | #

    I still want her to beat the daylights out of him.

    • egg egg
      egg egg
      December 15, 2023 at 10:07 am | #

      Lucy can have some violence, as a treat.

    • Proto
      Proto
      December 15, 2023 at 10:17 am | #

      Hell, same

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      December 15, 2023 at 11:13 am | #

      Save it for Mario Kart for “cheating” on her with Amber.

  80. zee
    zee
    December 15, 2023 at 10:55 am | #

    Wait… You mean Lucy’s not an evil bongo demon???? She’s not just gonna scream and throw a public fit to punish poor innocent walky for not falling into her manipulative gaslight gatekeep girlboss trap??? She can be…reasoned with?!!

    • milu
      milu
      December 15, 2023 at 9:51 pm | #

      Adam “stinky horseshit” Black has been awful quiet today.

  81. poyo
    poyo
    December 15, 2023 at 11:16 am | #

    NOOOOOO LUCY !!!!!!!!!!

    see this is why its good to date casually in high school. you learn that a boy thinking youre pretty does NOT make him your soul-mate.

    • eskimolos
      eskimolos
      December 15, 2023 at 6:53 pm | #

      I mean in all fairness this whole blowup happened because she felt insecure that Walky was actually into her (she calls it love, but yeah she’s infatuated with him and suddenly realised he is not on the same page) – him asserting he found her so pretty he wouldn’t have had the guts to ask her out basically gives her what she was seeking, reassurance and validation for something about her he likes in a “more than friends” way.

      But yeah more experience would likely have made this whole situation easier. I think a lot of people (myself included) have been rooting for breakup because it doesn’t feel like a lasting relationship can form if feelings and communication styles are so imbalanced.

  82. smolgrlboi
    smolgrlboi
    December 15, 2023 at 11:32 am | #

    yeah it’s a good save for now but…. y’all two gotta talk about some shit.

    also I wanna say that a lot of ppl seem to be characterizing Lucy/Walky naysayers as like super hateful or something. And ofc stuff gets heated in the comments, but at least for me I don’t like it *for either of them*. Lucy and Walky want different things from this relationship, and it’s unfair to *both of them* that this imbalance in emotions hasn’t been addressed. I’m not the biggest fan of Lucy I’ll admit but I also empathize with how she’s treating this relationship because I also used to jump in the deep end a liiiiittle too fast, and she deserves someone on her level and Walky deserves someone who’s on his.

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      December 15, 2023 at 9:14 pm | #

      It’s gratifying to hear these types of comments, I’m not a fan of Lucy either, but I don’t hate her, it just bothers her the way she acts. Regarding Walky, I get the feeling that even though he told the truth, it seems like he only half told it because Lucy was pressuring him.

    • Li
      Li
      December 15, 2023 at 9:27 pm | #

      Yeah, that’s about the page I’m on, too.

      I also think I’ve personally talked so much about this ‘ship because, unlike some other ‘ships I’ve liked much less, with Walky/Lucy I feel like the narrative has been littered with little indicators that they’re not gonna work out, and I’ve found cataloging and discussing those things with people to be pretty interesting.

      Honestly, I dunno that I’d talk much about the ‘ships I like less than this one here; it would feel unproductive and needlessly mean, to me, to comment on other ‘ships when all I have to say is “I don’t like this.”

      Like if I’m gonna do that, I’m just gonna keep it among friends, instead of making Willis read a bunch of comments like that.

  83. Marvelman
    Marvelman
    December 15, 2023 at 11:53 am | #

    Maybe Walky is secretly the anti-Christ?

  84. Aussir
    Aussir
    December 15, 2023 at 11:55 am | #

    Well, I think Lucy has been demonstrating some immaturity here – not for *feeling* what she understands as love, but for not having a mature sense of the time they’ve been dating, etc.

    However, as this comic demonstrates, that doesn’t have to be a death sentence for the relationship.

  85. Urainkhali
    Urainkhali
    December 15, 2023 at 11:56 am | #

    Sigh. This is why one does not push one’s religion up their partner’s nose.

    • Li
      Li
      December 15, 2023 at 12:14 pm | #

      She didn’t, tho. She’s never pushed it on anyone. She’s apologized like twice in the comic for incorrectly assuming someone else was Christian. Coming here was very much his idea.

      • Wraithy2773
        Wraithy2773
        December 15, 2023 at 12:50 pm | #

        And nothing about this situation has anything to do with religion, at least beyond Walky being generally uncomfortable in church. At most, the setting had him a bit off balance and it caused him to put his foot in his mouth a bit, but the nature of the brief row was about the “Love” ambiguous situation.

      • Mark
        Mark
        December 15, 2023 at 6:42 pm | #

        Pretty sure she thought of this mostly as a get-to-know-another-side-of-me, social occasion.

        (And possibly a replacement Third Date.)

        • Li
          Li
          December 15, 2023 at 9:30 pm | #

          Heh, the in-comic debate over whether this or that activity counted as the third date has been kinda fun.

          It’ll be interesting to see where the conversation goes once they’re out of the building and alone.

  86. Dev
    Dev
    December 15, 2023 at 12:13 pm | #

    I keep giggling at the thought that he’s babbling because he still feels like he can’t lie in church.

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      December 15, 2023 at 4:29 pm | #

      OH MY GOD

      Thank you, headcanon accepted. Completely plausible, and absolutely GLORIOUS.

      • Dev
        Dev
        December 15, 2023 at 9:23 pm | #

        You’re welcome! Happy to help!

    • Li
      Li
      December 15, 2023 at 9:30 pm | #

      Pffff that’s v cute. (Sincerely.)

  87. Adept
    Adept
    December 15, 2023 at 12:23 pm | #

    Good save, but I still hate this relationship.

  88. Jdorr
    Jdorr
    December 15, 2023 at 12:32 pm | #

    Excellent foot removal Walky, sorry I doubted you

  89. thumb
    thumb
    December 15, 2023 at 12:37 pm | #

    I’m glad he’s able to squeeze so many bad memories to associate with church in the little time he’s giving it. A true champ.

  90. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    December 15, 2023 at 1:12 pm | #

    Walky has perfected the hole dodging dance by this point

  91. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    December 15, 2023 at 3:59 pm | #

    Yeah, I feel that first panel.

  92. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    December 15, 2023 at 9:43 pm | #

    Lucy knows Walky is an idiot. But he’s her idiot. Nice.

  93. Hinoron
    Hinoron
    January 3, 2024 at 6:48 pm | #

    “Why such a rush to leave?”
    “I feel my soul start to sizzle, like an egg cracked on a sidewalk in summertime. It might not cook as fast as a frying pan, but after a couple hours, I’m over-easy.”
    “…I’m going to pretend that metaphor made sense.”
    “And that’s why I believe you when you say you love me.”

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