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May 12, 2026

Bombshell

by David M Willis on January 22, 2024 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – It's The Love I Haven't Got
└ Tags: charles, linda, walky

Discussion (372) ¬

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  1. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    January 22, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

    Whatever you say, Paula Deen. 😤😬

  2. twig
    twig
    January 22, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLY FRICK

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      January 22, 2024 at 6:37 pm | #

      “some of my best Presidents were black!”

      –Dave, no, it most definitely did NOT fix the problerm. in some ways it exacerbated it to levels unknown for half a century at that point

  3. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    January 22, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

    Again, I think walky did love Lucy. Just wasn’t in love with her

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      January 22, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      Ya, he was fond of her, and it was worth seeing if that could have developed into something more. But he would have had to have communicated that.

      • Comic.phile
        Comic.phile
        January 22, 2024 at 3:16 pm | #

        He did at church when she confronted him about not saying it back.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          January 22, 2024 at 5:08 pm | #

          sorry, I forgot this was the internet.
          “within a reasonable time frame and of his own volition”

          • Allen Alberti
            Allen Alberti
            January 22, 2024 at 5:34 pm | #

            arguably the time frame was not bad, considering that months of this comic are only days in walkytime

    • Animedingo
      Animedingo
      January 22, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

      And Lucy needs higher self esteem and a better understanding of love

      • Coatl
        Coatl
        January 22, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

        Both showed that things did not work out, Walky with that insistence of “I like Lucy” but without real facts and Lucy with her innocent vision of love, also the interaction of this pair felt like good friends, but in the romantic aspect. ….just no

        • Rook
          Rook
          January 22, 2024 at 9:17 am | #

          Its probably Lucy first time a guy actually paid attention to her so she more likely mistaken her feelings for Walky as being in love. It usually ends like the way it did in Church when she realize who Walky really is.
          Walky like Lucy because she gave him structure and pushed him to do the things he would procrastinate through. He didn’t love her, but he really like her.
          Methinks he gonna wind up with Jennifer (you know, opposite attracts) heh.

        • Johnny Posadas
          Johnny Posadas
          January 22, 2024 at 12:21 pm | #

          Yeah, it really felt like they just had absolutely no chemistry the whole time. Seems like they learned a lot though, so that’s nice!

    • StClair
      StClair
      January 22, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

      Same.

    • Dday
      Dday
      January 22, 2024 at 12:11 am | #

      She is objectively the sweetest character in the Dumbiverse, that’s just a statement of fact.

      • Arillius
        Arillius
        January 22, 2024 at 1:12 am | #

        Lucy? She’s a narcissist with delusions. Joyce is objectively the sweetest because every time she hurts someone she tries to do better and be better. Lucy doesn’t care when a friend group tells her she’s wrong, she’ll still try and belittle Sarah in private. She also doesn’t care that Walky is only 50% of the blame here in that date with his parents happening, she blamed him entirely.

        It doesn’t bad her a bad character to read, but it does make her ‘not a sweet person’. She’s pretending to be one.

        • I Know Why the Mowed Lawn Screams
          I Know Why the Mowed Lawn Screams
          January 22, 2024 at 2:22 am | #

          That’s uhhhh… A really ungenerous take, if I’m being honest. Like, Lucy is by no means a saint, and I do really like the fact that her desire to be popular is at constant odds with her desire to be a good person, but it’s clear Lucy isn’t… Pretending to be a nice in some grand machiavellian scheme to satiate her ego. Stuff like thinking Walky was at the same level of romantic interest as her or being openly frustrated with Sarah aren’t being framed as acts of intentional manipulation. Part of what makes Lucy so compelling is that she has a very black & white way of thinking when it comes to how *relationships work, and so whenever it gets challenged or broken it dosn’t register as a learning moment, as much as it does a moment of extreme embarrasment and shame. Throughout the text there’s multiple examples showing that she’s a kinda a lonely person who wants to be liked by everybody, and just because she’s dumb and young enough to believe that being liked by everybody is something that’s totally feasible and do-able, whenever it doesn’t work out it just puts more strain on her relationship with other people in her life. Ultimately this is just my read on her character, but Lucy’s whole thing isn’t that she doesn’t care about other people, it’s that she cares too much, to the point where it’s sabotaging her ability to form those close, intimate relationships with her peers that she wants.

          *(Social, Platonic, and Romantic)

        • Bibliholic93
          Bibliholic93
          January 22, 2024 at 4:13 am | #

          “You use that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

          Narcissism: self aggrandizing, gaslights, love bombs and love withholding.

          Lucy: about as far from self aggrandizing as you can get. Has no chill for love withholding. Gaslights herself with love yous.

          Ummm….

          I hate people overusing this word, because it is a problem! Look no further than… Billie! And what she is doing to her relationship with Asher.

          Accusing Lucy of all people of this? Okay, they are both sweethearts lets be clear, but even Walky has it worse with those traits than Lucy.

          It is not WRONG to want your friends to be nice to you, as per Sarah. It’s perhaps misguided. Nice friends can mean that they merely talk about you behind your back and between the lines. But wanting kindhearted support rather than unmitigated vitriol is not in any way a bad ask.

          ^^the above says it best. She’s very right and wrong oriented.

        • Mark
          Mark
          January 22, 2024 at 6:33 am | #

          Best. Sarcasm. Ever.

        • spriteless aunty
          spriteless aunty
          January 22, 2024 at 7:46 am | #

          I’d sooner armchair diagnose her with borderline pd than narcicism pd. But if you’ve got triggers from dealing with a narcicist then I can understand why you would put up defensive boundaries so fast. So, no worries.

        • zee
          zee
          January 22, 2024 at 9:39 am | #

          God damn im curious about the alternative universe where Lucy’s white. I’m so curious what the comments look like over there.
          And I don’t mean Joyce, fully Lucy with all of Lucy’s quirks. Tho I do feel like people were way more charitable to Joyce in her worst moments than this

          • GholaHalleck
            GholaHalleck
            January 22, 2024 at 9:53 am | #

            Joyce has decades of content to hold up her nonsense, not that she was the greatest person even in the old days either.

          • Drain
            Drain
            January 22, 2024 at 3:56 pm | #

            I think about this a lot too lmfao

          • Rabisch
            Rabisch
            January 22, 2024 at 9:39 pm | #

            I would love to see that universe’s comments too.

      • Azhrei Vep
        Azhrei Vep
        January 22, 2024 at 5:01 am | #

        Objectively false: Riley exists.

    • anon
      anon
      January 22, 2024 at 1:51 am | #

      i mean it was literally like a week or two into the relationship even if they were friends beforehand, even if he was more ‘into her’ i think that’d still be soon for ‘love’. even high schoolers wait a bit longer to say i love you, depending

    • Rabisch
      Rabisch
      January 22, 2024 at 8:34 am | #

      Dunno if it’s true. But I’m starting to think we are at a point where Walky could fight a fire-breathing dragon for save Lucy. Using a sword with a hand while using his other hand to cling to a rock on a terrible clif and people would still say that he’s not in love with her.

      • TerribleTransit
        TerribleTransit
        January 22, 2024 at 12:15 pm | #

        Well yeah, he didn’t enthusiastically have sex with her at the first opportunity, he obviously had zero interest in the relationship.

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      January 22, 2024 at 6:40 pm | #

      honest opinion? right now I think sweetest is a tie between Becky & Joe

      –Dave, though Joe has indeed only recently emerged from a prolonged non-sweetened era

  4. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    January 22, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

    “I can’t be racist! I did things that racists do to demonstrate they’re not racist!”

    • newlland(Henryvolt)
      newlland(Henryvolt)
      January 22, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      So fucking the nearest black person?

      • Jo_cubstar
        Jo_cubstar
        January 22, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

        The nearest well off black person, cause she’s also classist

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          January 22, 2024 at 12:33 am | #

          The nearest well-off-but-not-too-well-off Black-but-not-too-Black person, even. Oops.

          • Amelie Wikström
            Amelie Wikström
            January 22, 2024 at 7:23 am | #

            The nearest moderately but not too well off Black man, even. Okay she may just be straight but let’s say the intersection of sexism and racism means if Linda’s choices was either dating a Black woman or being single she’d feel the need to be celibate in order to maintain her social standing.

            • GholaHalleck
              GholaHalleck
              January 22, 2024 at 9:56 am | #

              Nah, I can see her embracing political lesbianism in a heartbeat if it got her higher up the pecking order. Being in a lesbian relationship with a poc woman could earn her massive kudos in the right social circles. She just needed heirs first.

              • Amelie Wikström
                Amelie Wikström
                January 22, 2024 at 10:46 am | #

                Well, it’s a question of how small those circles are. Just to make a ballpark guess, I figure being in a mixed race lesbian couple might make her Mayor of a medium sized city at best whereas the Governor’s chair could not be out of question for an unmarried woman, if you see what I mean. I could have that the wrong way around of course.

                How to best exploit prevailing prejudices in Indiana, USA. . .

          • David DeLaney
            David DeLaney
            January 22, 2024 at 6:42 pm | #

            we do not yet know whether he’s also well-hung

            –Dave, so maybe an interaction with Asher? Slipshine title: “Person voted most unlikely to appear in a Slipshine”?

      • anon
        anon
        January 22, 2024 at 1:40 am | #

        i mean there are some racists who are into hooking up with other races, tho other than fetishists and them both being into ‘raceplay’ idk how that’ convo would happen naturally like “i don’t htink you should have rights but i’m still willling to have a drunken one night stand with you?” XD

        • clif
          clif
          January 22, 2024 at 1:57 am | #

          Yeah, who could resist that.

        • Thanatos Lives
          Thanatos Lives
          January 22, 2024 at 8:32 am | #

          Ah, I see where you’re coming from, but the answer is very simple. They don’t explain their point of view. It would be like a hunter approaching a deer and saying “hey, I actually believe in not abusing animals, but nature is about predator and prey. It’s my right as a human to hunt and eat you, so you should be 100% ok with this because if it wasn’t me, it’d be some other predator and at least I’m going to make it quick and relatively painless.”

          Racists who have sex with other races don’t explain their viewpoint because they feel it doesn’t need to be explained or rationalized. They believe their way of viewing things is correct. Additionally, they feel that people of other races are lesser. Very often in the view of racists, other races are there to serve the “superior race” and satisfying sexual urges falls under that category.

      • Da Boy
        Da Boy
        January 22, 2024 at 7:23 am | #

        You could make a horror movie out of this.
        Some black guys hanging out when one of them yells
        “RUN! THERE IS A WHITE CHICK WANTING TO PROVE SHE IS NOT RACIST! SHE WILL RIP YOUR PANTS OFF AND RIDE YOU!”

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          January 22, 2024 at 9:37 am | #

          Sounds more like a horror comedy.

        • zee
          zee
          January 22, 2024 at 9:41 am | #

          Isn’t that just get out?

        • David DeLaney
          David DeLaney
          January 22, 2024 at 6:44 pm | #

          black men reading this: “but for me, it was Tuesday”

          –Dave, they have over 99 good reasons to watch out for white Karens and this is one of them

  5. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    January 22, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    Alt-Text: Given how many First Children have run for the office themselves, this might not be anachronistic even in 2038.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      January 22, 2024 at 2:45 am | #

      No more dynasties!!

    • ahecht
      ahecht
      January 22, 2024 at 4:00 am | #

      Three? JQA, Robert Taft, and GWB are the only ones I know of. Teddy Roosevelt Jr discussed running but never mounted a campaign. Do you count Benjamin Harrison since it was his grandfather who was president?

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        January 22, 2024 at 4:14 am | #

        Was his full name Benjamin Harrison Ford? That would make him a twofer.

      • TheStranger
        TheStranger
        January 22, 2024 at 5:17 am | #

        Jeb! ran in 2016.

        And there have been plenty of political dynasties in the country that weren’t specific to the White House.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          January 22, 2024 at 7:24 am | #

          Just look at the Kennedy family.

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      January 22, 2024 at 6:45 pm | #

      Walky’s superpower in this timeline is mental control of Unix time-systems

  6. Jamie
    Jamie
    January 22, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    Well, now I want to hear Charles’ reaction.

    Because that is a helluva way to point it out, and I’m here for it.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 22, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      I’m predicting we’re not going to hear his reaction, because it’s just going to be silence.

    • TulipKitten
      TulipKitten
      January 22, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

      Especially since he now has had it thrown in his face that he can’t deny it, double down, or defend Linda. Because he already lost a child doing that, and he could very well lose another one.

      • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
        DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
        January 22, 2024 at 1:53 am | #

        He chose Linda. He lives with Linda.

        • KiaStirling
          KiaStirling
          January 22, 2024 at 2:12 pm | #

          fingers crossed for another explosive DOA parents divorce

    • anon
      anon
      January 22, 2024 at 1:41 am | #

      He seems to look receptive to it. Tho idk if he ever self identified as an ‘oreo’ and like ever disowned/never considered himself ‘part of the community’ or whatever

  7. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    January 22, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    No. Not the I voted for Obama excuse. She’s could’ve just said some of her best friend’s are black!

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      January 22, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

      I think that has become a pretty annoying excuse.

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        January 22, 2024 at 6:47 pm | #

        it was pretty annoying right from the start, believe me

        –Dave, and I’m white. well, pinkish-orangey with white flecks

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      January 22, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

      Some of her best husbands and best presidents were black.

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        January 22, 2024 at 6:47 pm | #

        DANGIT

    • Envy
      Envy
      January 22, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

      I mean, she did literally say her husband is black right before that, so…

    • anon
      anon
      January 22, 2024 at 1:56 am | #

      can’t imagine her having a best friend unless it’s just some echo chamber that all agree/feed each others ego

      and even if there wasn’t any racism with her against black ppl, i think it’d still be an overall issue (i’m not sure what marcie’s ethnicity is but i think it was alluded to that she was an illegal immigrant so i imagine hispanic?)

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        January 22, 2024 at 3:03 am | #

        Yeah, she’s Latina.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        January 22, 2024 at 7:36 am | #

        IIRC, Marcie’s family’s status hasn’t been definitively confirmed in the comic, but there have been a couple hints:

        Charles thinks they’re illegal immigrants, but that could be a biased assumption:
        https://www.dumbingofage.com/cowgirl/

        The principal of Sal’s school also made that assumption, when they tried to downplay the incident that took her voice:
        https://www.dumbingofage.com/liability/

        Linda could just not like Marcie regardless, because she’s Latina (or due to her socioeconomic status).

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          January 22, 2024 at 12:39 pm | #

          Yeah, the only people we’ve seen say it have been racist pricks so it’s hard to say for sure. I don’t think it matters though because I don’t think Linda would like her regardless.

  8. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    January 22, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    next book i’m going to ask for a doodle of linda voting for obama

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 22, 2024 at 7:37 am | #

      Did she vote for him the first time, the second time, or both?

      • J.Gawain
        J.Gawain
        January 22, 2024 at 7:52 am | #

        Just in the primaries perhaps?

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          January 22, 2024 at 9:35 am | #

          Nah, Linda’s definitely the White Moderate who votes for the DINO in primaries and then follows the party line.

          • jflb96
            jflb96
            January 22, 2024 at 11:02 pm | #

            Which side of the spectrum are we talking about for the DINO?

            I’m pretty sure I can guess, but there might be some wacky curveball hijinks going on.

  9. elfroyalty
    elfroyalty
    January 22, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    and how many other black people do you talk to on a regular basis who aren’t your family, linda? anyone who would consider you a friend? y’know. just wondering

    • M!a
      M!a
      January 22, 2024 at 12:39 am | #

      And no counting co-workers… does she work?

    • anon
      anon
      January 22, 2024 at 1:45 am | #

      Oh, don’t you know? Marrying another race and having mixed babies gives you exemption from ever talking to another race 8D; /s

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      January 22, 2024 at 9:59 am | #

      You damned well know they only allowed one black family in their town.

  10. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    January 22, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    Ah yes, “I voted for Obama”, the lowest bar of racist evasion.

    Reminded of that from Get Out and now wondering if Charles is about to realize he’s in the sunken place

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      January 22, 2024 at 12:25 am | #

      🥺🥺🥺

      *plays “Sikiliza Kwa Wahenga” by Michael Abels on hacked muzak*

    • anon
      anon
      January 22, 2024 at 1:46 am | #

      just gives me cringe flash backs to some white teenagers/fresh adults trying to pick up black chicks

  11. AY
    AY
    January 22, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    Walky is handling this very well so far and I applaud him

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      January 22, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      Yeah, I got nothing to add, well done.

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      January 22, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

      Step by step, slowly, but the details are here.

    • Arillius
      Arillius
      January 22, 2024 at 1:14 am | #

      He could do one thing better.

      He could not do this. Milk her for all of her money, get through college, get a stable position and then tell her she’s racist, he’s known for years and that he’s no contacting her.

      Right now he’s still risking the possibility that she might financially punish him.

      • MM
        MM
        January 22, 2024 at 1:28 am | #

        If she financially punishes him, he’ll drop out of college. If he drops out of college, she’ll have nothing to brag about. My guess is she decides this is a phase and ignores it.

        • Archieve
          Archieve
          January 22, 2024 at 1:39 am | #

          I think your right, Linda is alot like Joyce’s mother on that when she sees her children disagreeing with her she dismisses it. Financially punishing him would mean she’d have to first take his words seriously.

          • khn0
            khn0
            January 22, 2024 at 3:26 am | #

            Sadly no, she always could tell that it was for his own good, to allow in to get his shit together rather than blaming someone else…

      • anon
        anon
        January 22, 2024 at 1:57 am | #

        i don’t think walky has the patience to play the long game but even so i imagine with his grades dropping he can’t exactly be like , ‘i need 10k as an investment for my career’ or so

        and becky was able to get a job so i’m sure he can do something/maybe robin can pull some strings lol

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          January 22, 2024 at 3:04 am | #

          His grades are fine now, last we heard. Even then it was a grade in one class. His spot in school is safe for now.

  12. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    January 22, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    Linda trying to change the subject in the first panel seemed predictable but it actually was a master level manipulation move. She can tell he’s afraid to have this conversation just as much as she doesn’t want too, so she left him a Subtle out to talk about old news.

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      January 22, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

      Less a subtle out more her goading him into saying “this isn’t about my grades!” Just so Walky can argue on that particular point and lose control of the conversation. Good on walky for ignoring her and keeping on topic, especially since he has a history of accidentally wandering off topic.

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        January 22, 2024 at 6:50 pm | #

        in this case it IS possible that he accidentally wandered
        from the topic she was trying to push him towards
        back on topic where he started off

        –Dave, not going to try to diagram their argument, especially with the needed extensions for implicit hypothetical phrases

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 22, 2024 at 8:27 am | #

      Deny
      Attack
      Reverse
      Victim and
      Offender

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      January 22, 2024 at 8:50 am | #

      She’s giving herself an out. Not walky.

  13. Carla's #2 Fan
    Carla's #2 Fan
    January 22, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    Does he mean Billie as the 3rd kid?

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      January 22, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      Almost certainly.

    • drs
      drs
      January 22, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

      Yes, Billie has been “the third Walkerton” since practically the beginning of the comic.

    • AbacusWizard
      AbacusWizard
      January 22, 2024 at 12:11 am | #

      I think Tony is Walky’s half-brother? Maybe?

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/plebs/

      • Envy
        Envy
        January 22, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

        No, Linda was married to the Dean/Tony’s dad, but they didn’t have kids together.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        January 22, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

        Walky didn’t even know she used to be married to the dean.
        I think recognizing Tony as a third sibling he never knew he had would have been brought up since then, even despite the time skip.

    • Radiance
      Radiance
      January 22, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

      He forgot about what universe he’s in and included Beef.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        January 22, 2024 at 8:28 am | #

        Beef: “>grunt<"

        (Translation: "After everything I went through in the old continuity, I'd rather be forgotten here.”)

        • Diane
          Diane
          January 22, 2024 at 8:08 pm | #

          I’ll never forget you Beef, and your grunts of approval in the pounding of Danny after Dorothy dumped him day 1 of collage.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      January 22, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

      I cannot think of any alternative explanation.

      Walky is a stand-up artist, and Linda got a front row seat. 😛

      *plays “Rubber Bazooka!” from One Piece Soundtrack CD on hacked muzak*

  14. Animedingo
    Animedingo
    January 22, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    Not the Obama card

  15. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    January 22, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    “And I would’ve voted for him a 3rd time!”

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      January 22, 2024 at 12:16 am | #

      Get out man. GET OUT!!!! GET OUT!!!! GET OUUUUT!!!!

  16. Qube
    Qube
    January 22, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    “I can’t be racist, I fetishize one of them regularly”

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      January 22, 2024 at 12:30 am | #

      “It’s not racist unless the balls touch, and I don’t have any!”
      “Neither does Dad, this proves nothin’.”

      • zee
        zee
        January 22, 2024 at 9:47 am | #

        Once again I curse the lack of an invite system

  17. Azu
    Azu
    January 22, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    “I can’t be racist, all of my husband is non-white” oh dear oh dear…

  18. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    January 22, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    oh no she doubled down

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 22, 2024 at 8:30 am | #

      Why wouldn’t she double down? It’s always worked out for her, after all.

      /s but only a little bit

  19. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    January 22, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    Is Charles starting to realize he married a monster?
    Not even a respectable monster, just one who wants to eat kids and break stuff.

    I’d have more sympathy for a monster with fangs and claws where I can see them.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      January 22, 2024 at 12:11 am | #

      They’ve been married at least a decade. He knows who he married. I think he’s starting to realize that doesn’t keep him clean. His kids will still call him out.

      • Coatl
        Coatl
        January 22, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

        And it seems that he is aware that the fact that he was Linda’s accomplice and never gave his opinion that contradicted his wife, made him react that he is also really guilty.

      • Archieve
        Archieve
        January 22, 2024 at 12:29 am | #

        Hard to tell if he’s reacting with guilt and regret or just pulling a Linda and becoming offended and defensive.

        • MM
          MM
          January 22, 2024 at 1:30 am | #

          Those disapproving eyebrows look more directed at Walky than Linda to me.

          • lyzyrdwyzyrd
            lyzyrdwyzyrd
            January 22, 2024 at 5:50 am | #

            Interesting. I saw it as internalized shame with the big eyes.

            • Mark
              Mark
              January 22, 2024 at 6:40 am | #

              +1

        • Archieve
          Archieve
          January 22, 2024 at 1:47 am | #

          That’s what I’m afraid of, that Charles is angry with his son for starting an argument and not at his wife for treating their marriage as a get out of racism free card.

    • StClair
      StClair
      January 22, 2024 at 12:29 am | #

      In the modern-fantasy MMO The Secret World (and “Legends”, its relaunch), one of the zones is a version/section of Tokyo that’s in the middle of something rather like a zombie apocalypse. At one point you have to make your way through an apartment building that’s been booby-trapped, Home Alone style, to make contact with a teen brother and sister with information you require. The latter opens the door a crack to verify that you’re not one of the monsters. The player character is a silent protagonist, but I still have a very clear mental image of how one of mine – an Illuminati agent – would respond:

      “You know what a real monster would say? ‘Yes. I’m a friend. Trust me. Let me in.'”

      (And when the girl flinches back, the sudden intensity and charm would fade, and the fake smile would become more sincere, pleased with having taught someone a valuable lesson about (mis)trust. “Good.”)

      • morleuca
        morleuca
        January 22, 2024 at 7:24 am | #

        Well just great. Now I have to put Secret World back on my laptop

    • DashWallkick
      DashWallkick
      January 22, 2024 at 1:14 am | #

      I think he’s just realizing that playing Good Cop to Linda is just serving his own interests, not actually smoothing things over.

    • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
      DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
      January 22, 2024 at 2:05 am | #

      More like that he shares responsibility in everything wrong with Linda, and everything she did wrong. This is not something people like him take well.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      January 22, 2024 at 3:00 am | #

      If she’s a monster, then this country is teeming with monsters. White liberal racism is alive & well & gentrifying a city near you. Linda hasn’t been held accountable for her racism — except by Sal — until now, it would seem. Maybe she’ll learn something, especially if her husband doesn’t blow off his child (again!) to keep the peace. I like to hold out hope that most people like her aren’t “evil,” just misinformed about what racism is & what they would need to do to work against it. (Hint: voting for Obama is/was not the solution.)

    • Scruffy looking nerfherder
      Scruffy looking nerfherder
      January 22, 2024 at 5:46 am | #

      I think it’s starting to hit home to him that his jocular good cop act isn’t the saving grace he thinks it is and that it’s putting a strain on his relationship with his kids that he seeming does actually care about alot. First Sal and now Walky, and Walky’s hits hard because he’s right, they are just alike and use tomfoolery to try and deflect from things inconvenient to them and it don’t work forever.

    • Lan
      Lan
      January 22, 2024 at 8:04 am | #

      Between this and Sal telling him she feels like he never stuck up for her, it seems like he’s being confronted with this a lot this weekend, possibly more than he has before

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 22, 2024 at 8:32 am | #

      I think his eyes are doing the extra-shiny-high-emotion dot eye thing in that beat panel focusing on him, so Walky’s barb must have struck a nerve. I don’t think he’s going to shake this one off so blithely.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      January 22, 2024 at 8:52 am | #

      Charles has been around for all of Linda’s rants. He knows.

      • Puppeteer Nessus
        Puppeteer Nessus
        January 22, 2024 at 10:52 am | #

        Yes, I’ve seen this in IRL many times. Charles will side with Linda even though he knows the truth

  20. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    January 22, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

    And she would have voted for him a third time. Get out, Charles.

    • Jon
      Jon
      January 22, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

      I would’ve voted for Obama for a thir—dang it!! Beaten to the punch! 😀

    • Regina phalange
      Regina phalange
      January 22, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

      How do you know Charles hasn’t already been brain-swapped? He was the one riding Sal about her hair after all, not Linda.

      • Regina phalange
        Regina phalange
        January 22, 2024 at 12:16 am | #

        *isn’t already in the Sunken Place

        (Damnit I know there was inside-joke phrasing I was missing, and I remembered it the second I clicked “Post.”)

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          January 22, 2024 at 2:16 am | #

          Does this sunken place thing have to come up every single time Charles is in a panel or even just mentioned?

          • The Oracle
            The Oracle
            January 22, 2024 at 2:33 am | #

            Do you have to fucking criticize everything anyone ever says?

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              January 22, 2024 at 2:38 am | #

              Who are you, again?

              • milu
                milu
                January 22, 2024 at 12:20 pm | #

                XD

                • David DeLaney
                  David DeLaney
                  January 22, 2024 at 6:53 pm | #

                  obviously he/she/both/neither is a Lurker from somebody’s Supporting Emails, freed momentarily to have a chance at being Unsupporting for a change

          • Bryy
            Bryy
            January 22, 2024 at 8:54 am | #

            I mean it’s a pretty good pop culture analogy.

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              January 22, 2024 at 12:49 pm | #

              Yeah! Get Out is a really great movie that literally turns systematic racism into a horror plot, definitely recommend if you can handle it.

  21. Suet
    Suet
    January 22, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

    Ah, a boll weevil– THREE kids?! Jenny doesn’t count! Jenny doesn’t count!!!

    Walky is this close to tears, all because of Linda’s problematic standards. 2038 standards. I’m not waiting for 2038, Willis!

    • anon
      anon
      January 22, 2024 at 1:58 am | #

      well he did call her ‘family’ once and that jen hung around them long enough to accidentally call her mom, but if anyone needs more parental figures it’s her

    • Regret
      Regret
      January 22, 2024 at 2:12 am | #

      Why doesn’t Jenny count? THey grew up and were raised together.

    • k
      k
      January 22, 2024 at 7:26 am | #

      They literally took her and her boyfriend out to lunch like an hour ago. Just like they took the other two kids and their dates out earlier in the weekend. Jennifer definitely counts

  22. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    January 22, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    Alt-text: I expect this comic to continue far beyond 2038. Spring and summer will never bother us if we delay them hard enough.

    • Mark
      Mark
      January 22, 2024 at 6:44 am | #

      In 2038 the clock rolls over to zero and the world ends in fire. Or ice. I forget which.

      • OBBWG
        OBBWG
        January 22, 2024 at 10:35 am | #

        With a banging wimper.

    • Bobcat2022
      Bobcat2022
      January 22, 2024 at 12:32 pm | #

      2038 is about as far from today as today is from the start of the comic. If “about 14 years” got them from about mid-August to about mid-January of freshman year, in 2038 it’ll be about Halloween of sophomore year.

      Block your calendar for a change-everything time jump in 2034!

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        January 22, 2024 at 6:55 pm | #

        oh, there’s gonna be drama that continues over the summer

        –Dave, maybe week-at-a-time five-strip summaries?

      • Tesset
        Tesset
        January 22, 2024 at 8:46 pm | #

        We could get another Halloween?? Willis could break up my second favorite sapphic relationship of the comic! Sign me up for 2038!

      • jflb96
        jflb96
        January 22, 2024 at 11:04 pm | #

        I am once more begging Yanks to just use numbers like the rest of the world, please

  23. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    January 22, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    He’s being very articulate here.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      January 22, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

      Unusually so, tbh

      • James
        James
        January 22, 2024 at 12:36 am | #

        He’s probably had this sort of prepped or mentally rehearsed specifically because he HAS to be articulate about it or Linda will just write it off even harder than she’s already likely to.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      January 22, 2024 at 12:30 am | #

      That’s what she said.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 22, 2024 at 8:34 am | #

      Walky can be flippant, avoidant, and immature, but he’s not stupid.

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      January 22, 2024 at 6:56 pm | #

      … I’m assuming you KNOW how that sounds in the US when spoken about a non-pale person. just sayin’

  24. Theozilla
    Theozilla
    January 22, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

    Couldn’t Linda simply be older than 44? (44 is how old a person who was 18 in 2012 would be in 2038)

    • Sterling
      Sterling
      January 22, 2024 at 12:22 am | #

      You don’t have to be exactly 18 to vote.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        January 22, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

        In fact, you can (and should) keep doing it for as long as possible afterwards!
        Remember, kids (and jaded adults): Your vote definitely doesn’t matter if you’re too much of a whiny cynical pessimist to bother in the first place!

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          January 22, 2024 at 12:39 am | #

          If you’re J.B. Pritzker, you have to tell us.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            January 22, 2024 at 1:48 am | #

            I’m not sure who that is, so I guess I can’t say for sure it’s not me.

            • David DeLaney
              David DeLaney
              January 22, 2024 at 6:58 pm | #

              just make sure when you look in the mirror that you don’t see Scelto of the Provenance looking back at you

              –Dave, that never ends well for mortals

        • PirateTawnee
          PirateTawnee
          January 22, 2024 at 2:00 am | #

          Vote early! Vote often!

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            January 22, 2024 at 2:45 am | #

            Also probably look up when the voting is happening near you, because sometimes we forget things and it’s not such a big deal. It’ll only take a few minutes, and you can set an alarm (or twenty, if need be) to let you know when and where you should go do it. No pressure, but a little pressure. Don’t be a crybaby about how it won’t count, that’s pathetic and weak and you’re making shitty excuses so you can mope about how unheard your voice is!

            • khn0
              khn0
              January 22, 2024 at 3:49 am | #

              Lol, sure.

              Go vote and it will change. If it doesn’t it’s not because beforehand you’d have to organize and create a situation where whoever is elected has to cope with the power of an organized force.

              Seriously, vote or don’t, but if people would use for striking and blocking half the power, energy and money they use to secure votes for so-called “liberal” politicians, even reactionary politicians would have to make change happen in a good direction.

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                January 22, 2024 at 4:40 am | #

                I’m sorry, I’m high off my ass right now, and that first but looks like complete gibberish to me. Can you explain it simpler?

                • HueSatLight
                  HueSatLight
                  January 22, 2024 at 11:03 am | #

                  Voting is only the first step. If you don’t pressure the lesser of two evils you elected, then their primary constituency will never be you.

              • lyzyrdwyzyrd
                lyzyrdwyzyrd
                January 22, 2024 at 5:46 am | #

                Striking assumes one can financially handle not working.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                January 22, 2024 at 8:37 am | #

                If voting didn’t matter, they wouldn’t try so hard to disenfranchise minorities.

                And sure, other forms of activism can be more effective, but voting is the least you can do – especially if you’re not one of the groups they try to make it harder for . It’s vastly easier than “striking and blocking”. And frankly, unless you’re doing it to unionize (or fight for a better union contract) more effective.

            • Dee
              Dee
              January 22, 2024 at 4:54 am | #

              That’s an interesting oversimplification of disenfranchisement and low voter turn out.

              There is a loud minority of nonvoters like that, but far more feel that things will get worse and they’re damned no matter which party, and losing interest, especially if faced with much barrier to register or vote. It’s why in the US those less likely to vote are on low incomes, particularly Latinos. Insulting them makes them less likely to vote, and most swings happen from a voting base choosing not to vote rather than changing who they vote for. This is a big part of why some of the Midwest that used to swing a lot has got firmly red, as Democrats can’t seem to learn to stop dismissing and insulting that voter base so those who would vote for them stay at home and just get on with things.

              For Americans living abroad, beyond the barriers to voting, there is also the added issue of not wanting to be on the US’s radar because it can lead to bank accounts being closed, insurance voided, losing homes, jobs, and pensions. Since Obama’s policy change, the US now threatens financial institutions if they don’t give over the financial information on ‘US persons’, including those with green cards. It’s simply deemed safer by a significant portion of the over 9 million living abroad who could vote to avoid that kind of connection. That and because Americans abroad vote count in the last place registered in (or lived in for those who left as minors or before registering) and can only vote at the national level, the impact is spread out and see less impact, which is why parties generally ignore or insult this group, leaving little desire to vote even for those willing to get past the barriers and those willing to take the risk are more likely to not vote out of wanting to be separate and focus their civic efforts on court cases and direct funding of challenges to the government, which have had far more success compared to the pushes to vote.

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                January 22, 2024 at 9:37 am | #

                I don’t have to say the whole thing every time.

            • Mark
              Mark
              January 22, 2024 at 6:47 am | #

              +1

            • SeanR
              SeanR
              January 22, 2024 at 2:32 pm | #

              I thought I nearly missed an election earlier this year. There was nothing about it that penetrated my awareness.
              Turns out that it was an election in some places, but not in my immediate area. Some towns had school board elections. Some had tax referendums. But not where I live. I heard nearly nothing, until I HAPPENED to see a tag trending on Twitter.

              Still, I was 48 hours from not even being aware that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE NEARBY, was voting, because I don’t watch TV, take the paper, or hang out on FaceBook.

              I mean, I’m glad I don’t. The paper, or what’s left of it, is a joke, the TV stations were all bought by big conglomerates, and given their marching in step orders, and I’m not exactly a fan of Zuckerberg.
              And my county’s election board’s website hasn’t been updated in awhile. Since well before the last presidential election, in fact.

              I guess if I listened to how I’m supposed to vote, then I’d also get information on when and where to vote.

              That said, I definitely intend to quit voting around the time I quit breathing. No absentee ballots from the cemetery for me.

              • David DeLaney
                David DeLaney
                January 22, 2024 at 7:02 pm | #

                I just the other day saw Super Tuesday stuff going by, and I checked and the TN primaries aren’t till I think next month

                –Dave, at least DePantsless is out of the race already. but man, the clown car that’s left on that side

      • Regina phalange
        Regina phalange
        January 22, 2024 at 12:35 am | #

        That’s…not what they’re saying? They’re saying 44 is the minimum age in 2038 to have voted for Obama.

  25. Jon
    Jon
    January 22, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

    C’mon, Charles. Put the pieces together. You can do this.

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      January 22, 2024 at 12:22 am | #

      As much as I hope he does I’m not sure he will chose to do the right thing. As Walky points out he always takes the easy way out and turns into a bystander whenever there’s a conflict in his own family.

      • Jon
        Jon
        January 22, 2024 at 1:27 am | #

        Hopefully the One-Two punch of both Sal AND Walky calling him out in back-to-back confrontations will pierce the mental defenses…

    • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
      DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
      January 22, 2024 at 2:07 am | #

      But does he want to?

  26. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    January 22, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

    Walky is doing very well today, I take back my judgment about him reverting to a joke in yesterday’s strip.

    I’ll even give him the breaking point being this because it knocked all the shine off of him, so the leading her on re: love became apparent. But I think he does owe her two apologies.

    • Formedras
      Formedras
      January 22, 2024 at 12:19 am | #

      No, no, he definitely started badly in this conversation, but he recovered quite well.

  27. Marvelman
    Marvelman
    January 22, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

    All THREE of her children? Is Walky talking about Billie?

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      January 22, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

      Yes, he’s talking about Jennifer.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      January 22, 2024 at 12:32 am | #

      What, weren’t you here for the arc where it turned out that Beef was the long-lost third Walkerton Triplet?

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      January 22, 2024 at 1:14 am | #

      I think it’s an elegant way to let tell Linda that Jennifer also acknowledges Linda’s racism without turning the conversation into Linda insisting thst Jennifer never said anything like that to her, it gives Linda one less biracial person to hide behind.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      January 22, 2024 at 11:06 am | #

      maybe they have another sibling that nobody’s ever mentioned.

  28. Angel
    Angel
    January 22, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

    I’m really proud of Walky here.

  29. Derek
    Derek
    January 22, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

    I have to argue against Walky here, I don’t think Linda is the reason he and Lucy broke up, I think the reason they broke was that they were a mismatched couple. She was ready to plunge into saying “I love you” and have sex and he was extremely hesitant and only seemed to go along with it to please her but not because he was interested in her.

    Linda or no Linda, Lucy would have eventually realized that Walky was not interested in her the way she was interested in him. How many times should Walky say “sure I’ll have sex with you! ….unless I fart too much, then we’ll have to postpone. But I’m totally into the idea. Maybe”

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      January 22, 2024 at 12:19 am | #

      It can be two things or even more than two things. Not standing up to Linda is just a part of a whole. He had no problem speaking up for Amber likely for many subconscious reasons that didn’t apply to Lucy.

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      January 22, 2024 at 12:22 am | #

      That constant insistence that he gave over and over again gave the impression that there was nothing, but it seems that he did understand it before things with Lucy exploded.

    • Regina phalange
      Regina phalange
      January 22, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

      I think he’s using Linda as something of an excuse. He is taking SOME accountability, but it’s easier for him to say his behavior was ultimately borne of his upbringing because it’s easier than understanding and admitting one of his deepest character flaws.

      But frankly, it doesn’t matter. He should acknowledge this dynamic, and Linda should hear about from someone she cares about. Maybe he’s blaming her for too much, but (at this point) there is a lot that he hasn’t explicitly laid at her feet that belongs there (her treatment of Sal vs. Sal-dating-Danny, for example). I ain’t too pressed about putting extra things on her if it gets his point across.

      • Coatl
        Coatl
        January 22, 2024 at 12:49 am | #

        It seems that he already wants to take off those chains that bind him to Linda, although he is already facing her, the fear is notable and it seems that he wants to get everything out but he doesn’t know how to express it.

      • Chubseus
        Chubseus
        January 22, 2024 at 2:45 am | #

        I’m going to give you a little pushback on this; because one of Walky’s main flaws that he’s struggled with is not standing up for those he cares about. It’s something that strained his relationship with Sal, and it’s something he was trying to be better at with Lucy (see when he told Lucy’s brother to chill out and be a better brother). I don’t think it’s a mere “excuse” or a cop out for him to look at his family dynamic and recognize where and why he learned these behaviors. I think that’s taking what Lucy (and others) have told him to heart, taking a look at himself, and trying to be better. Personally, I’m beginning to wonder if Walky and Lucy might patch things up after all, because this is some Mr. Darcy level of: “A woman told me I was being an asshole, time to turn my life around.”

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      January 22, 2024 at 1:00 am | #

      Walky and Lucy had problems before Linda but her behaviour took the new couple into the deep end of the relationship pool before they had a chance to learn to properly swim.

    • anon
      anon
      January 22, 2024 at 1:59 am | #

      it was inevitable but it was def a factor/something walky would have to deal with in any future non white partner he dates

    • TerribleTransit
      TerribleTransit
      January 22, 2024 at 1:15 pm | #

      It wasn’t the reason. It was the breaking point. Walky acknowledged there’s a lot wrong with him, but that was the last straw. And yeah, sometimes the last straw isn’t acting major, but in this case it was definitely a major contributor.

  30. Derek
    Derek
    January 22, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

    I guess I am also annoyed at how this conversation is centered around Lucy, who is at best a tangent compared to how Linda treats her own daughter and how she’s been doing that for nearly two decades.

    Sal is mentioned her but she should really be focus of Walky’s comparison

    • Plain Marie
      Plain Marie
      January 22, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

      Sometimes you need a side angle to get into the topic, and then pivot to a more salient angle.

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        January 22, 2024 at 7:03 pm | #

        i see wut u did thar

    • Switchchris26
      Switchchris26
      January 22, 2024 at 1:08 am | #

      As much as she has Hurt Sal, thats been a ongoing thing for a while and its been a conversation that has happened many times most likely, maybe not from Walky but 100% from Sal herself. The most Recent thing and the thing that has Effected Walky the most so far is what happened with Lucy. Its not the worst thing she somewhat caused by a longshot, but its the only thing that has effected Walky in a big enough way to give him the kick in the butt he needs to do this. Its a still open Wound while the Sal situation is a several year old Scar, the Wound will heal and disappear eventually if dealt with, but a Scar will always be there and while it is at risk of tearing if your not careful, the open wound is the most important issue.
      There is also the fact that if Walky brought up Sal, the conversation would end there. Linda will not listen to anybody talk about Sal as any kind of Victim, since she blames her own mistreatment of Sal as something Sal did herself through “purposeful mistakes” and refusing to listen to her mother.

      • MM
        MM
        January 22, 2024 at 1:32 am | #

        Yep, it’s too easy for Linda to defend her treatment of Sal as being based on Sal’s behavior. Lucy did nothing but not be the white girl Linda expected.

      • lyzyrdwyzyrd
        lyzyrdwyzyrd
        January 22, 2024 at 5:53 am | #

        Also, his relationship with Lucy, is from his perspective, over.
        Meanwhile Sal still has a relationship with the parents… For now.
        Not kicking the hornets nest when it comes to Sal might be a good idea.

        Plus Sal is right there. She can stand up for herself or join in.

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          January 22, 2024 at 8:52 am | #

          Sal is at her dorm, Jennifer was meeting her there to talk about intel on Linda and Charles she picked up over lunch. Walky was supposed to meet them but apparently found where his parents parked and was waiting to finally let Linda have it.

    • Jon
      Jon
      January 22, 2024 at 1:21 am | #

      A) We’re two comics into this scene, give it time
      B) Walky has already obliquely referenced Sal’s mistreatment several times. Everyone in this scene knows the accusations he’s leveling at Linda about Sal even if he doesn’t pause to rehash them.
      C) Lucy is the source of Walky’s recent breakthrough: he was already aware of Linda’s shittiness thanks to his argument with Sal last semester, but this conversation isn’t about LINDA’s shittiness. It’s about Walky’s and Charles’s complicity in enabling her. In that regard, talking about Lucy is the best way to illustrate his point.

    • Mark
      Mark
      January 22, 2024 at 6:52 am | #

      It’s been maybe ten seconds. Give the conversation time to develop.

  31. Pocky
    Pocky
    January 22, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

    Oh; she’s a real Virginia Thomas, huh?

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      January 22, 2024 at 12:23 am | #

      Alexa, who the fuck is Virginia Thomas?

      • Vanessa
        Vanessa
        January 22, 2024 at 12:59 am | #

        The white wife of Black Supreme Court judge Clarence Thomas. A real MAGA-head who actively and logistically supported the January 6th invasion of Congress and it’s attempted murder and insurrection. Clarence Thomas himself has indicated in interviews and speeches that he’s willing to undo about all settled law (aside from Loving which legalized interracial marriage lol.)

        • PirateTawnee
          PirateTawnee
          January 22, 2024 at 2:01 am | #

          It’s a 6-3 court, they don’t need Thomas.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          January 22, 2024 at 2:15 am | #

          You coulda just said “some worthless mayoborn in need of a shutting-up”.

          • The Oracle
            The Oracle
            January 22, 2024 at 2:34 am | #

            Speaking from personal experience?

            • Schpoonman
              Schpoonman
              January 22, 2024 at 7:43 am | #

              Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

    • Li
      Li
      January 22, 2024 at 1:41 am | #

      Nah, Virginia Thomas is a full-on right-winger. Linda seems more like a White Moderate type. She’s said some things that indicated Liberal-ish views (in the American sense of the word). Maybe Neo Liberal, which itself is fairly conservative, or maybe just unexamined-privileged-white-liberal. She votes for center-left policies but has a lot of biases she doesn’t think much about and isn’t used to having confronted.

  32. EmTaya
    EmTaya
    January 22, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

    God that fucking expression.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      January 22, 2024 at 12:21 am | #

      I’m amazed I’m keeping my cool. Not looking at it too much is helping.

  33. sakamism
    sakamism
    January 22, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

    Walky is being surprisingly direct and articulate, Linda is being…predictable. I’m mostly interested to see how Charles reacts to all this.

    • MK15
      MK15
      January 22, 2024 at 12:46 am | #

      Same thoughts!

      Seems like he’s hearing David, at the very least…

  34. Taffy
    Taffy
    January 22, 2024 at 12:23 am | #

    I like her comment in the first panel. It’s very “Everyone is always talking about what I’ve decided they’re talking about, and anything else is an attempt to avoid the topic.” I’ve talked to a good number of people who do that, recently, and I guess the natural end-point of not following their script is that they just ban you from their space for not playing their stupid little games.

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      January 22, 2024 at 2:07 am | #

      There a good chance Linda wil drive away writing it off as Walky being too emotional to think clearly like Carol when Joyce called her out and revealed she was an atheist.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        January 22, 2024 at 2:13 am | #

        Emoshuns mean ur not think good lol

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        January 22, 2024 at 8:56 am | #

        Yup.

    • pyrock_mania
      pyrock_mania
      January 22, 2024 at 12:21 pm | #

      It’s part of her strategy in the game of “waiting for you to say something she can dismiss, and thus dismiss your whole argument.” If she can just decide what you’re REALLY talking about, she can steer you into one of these dismissals.

  35. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    January 22, 2024 at 12:23 am | #

    Well he finally seems to be getting through to Charles, at least. The look on Charles’s face in panel 5 is genuinely wounded.

  36. Lightweight Baybee
    Lightweight Baybee
    January 22, 2024 at 12:24 am | #

    Ah c’mon might as well have a t-shirt that says i misunderstood get out on it

  37. Bobcat
    Bobcat
    January 22, 2024 at 12:27 am | #

    “I’m not racist, I have black friends”

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      January 22, 2024 at 12:29 am | #

      “How can I be racist? My husband is 50% Black!”

  38. OnyxIdol
    OnyxIdol
    January 22, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

    Time for another divorce eh?

    • The Oracle
      The Oracle
      January 22, 2024 at 2:34 am | #

      Divorces are like pokemon cards. Gotta collect them all.

  39. EAG46
    EAG46
    January 22, 2024 at 12:28 am | #

    Wow. David Walkerton is taking huge steps in maturity and self-awareness. WTG Walky!! Up to you now, Charles.

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      January 22, 2024 at 12:44 am | #

      This really is Walkys shining moment, understanding his own short comings and acknowledging that he needs to be a better man then his father to be a decent person to his parents faces is truly epic. I’m not too confident in Charles, he told Walky in confidence to not worry about his parents opinion regarding Amber but so far he doesn’t seem willing to inconvenience himself for anyone but Linda.

  40. Ow, my face
    Ow, my face
    January 22, 2024 at 12:29 am | #

    I like that she tacked the Obama thing on there, rather than just relying on the marital variant of “I have black friends.”

  41. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    January 22, 2024 at 12:29 am | #

    Right– so if this becomes anachronistic in 2038, then that means 2038 is when Linda will have been less than 18 in 2008. Which means present-day Linda is… about 30 years older than 17, I think? So 47-ish.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      January 22, 2024 at 12:43 am | #

      Obama also ran in 2012, I want to say Linda’s canonical age is 44.

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        January 22, 2024 at 12:49 am | #

        Well I feel like an idiot for forgetting that. Good catch!

        • Vanessa
          Vanessa
          January 22, 2024 at 1:02 am | #

          Quite likely that one of other Obamas will run though. Look at the seemingly hundreds of Bushes there are running for things.

          • Regret
            Regret
            January 22, 2024 at 2:08 am | #

            You know, for a country that at its founding rejected the concept of inherited right to rule, there sure are a lot of dynasties.

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              January 22, 2024 at 2:46 am | #

              You’re not supposed to notice that. Stop noticing things, it’s un-American.

            • Mark
              Mark
              January 22, 2024 at 6:59 am | #

              Right, like the way GWB automatically became President when GHWB abdicated.

              I think “dynasty” is not quite the word wanted here.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                January 22, 2024 at 9:09 am | #

                And that’s the closest example in US history. The only father/son set of Presidents since John & John Quincy Adams almost 200 years earlier.

                It’s not uncommon for the children of politicians to go into politics, but it’s not the rule either. And most who do, don’t achieve the same levels of success. Vast majority of politicians at any level aren’t part of dynasties.

                • David DeLaney
                  David DeLaney
                  January 22, 2024 at 7:06 pm | #

                  but you marry ONE Kennedy and that’s all people can talk about forever

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            January 22, 2024 at 6:25 am | #

            There likely could still be a gap, though. Michelle Obama seems like she doesn’t want to run for president, and if the Obama children do go the politics route, I think it would be past 2038 for them to be running in an election that Linda could vote in.

  42. M!a
    M!a
    January 22, 2024 at 12:36 am | #

    Tomorrow she’ll be angrily waving her NPR tote bag at him.

  43. Dante
    Dante
    January 22, 2024 at 12:41 am | #

    Walky, I’m so so very proud of you ;; Dude must be terrified out of his mind but he pressed on, with great points, got Charles involved in the conversation too (he’s not talking yet but he can’t pretend he’s not there anymore); and Linda… Linda is so used to win she finished with THE laziest excuse for an excuse, ever. I’m crossing my fingers it explodes on her face because, COME ON.

    I’m immensely interested on what the hell went on during Walky and Sal’s Xmas break. It was implied it wasn’t a nice one, but they came back from it more united than ever.

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      January 22, 2024 at 12:46 am | #

      Hey, good detail about the December holidays, let’s just hope that Sal shows up on time and we can see that brotherhood that many of us want to see

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      January 22, 2024 at 12:53 am | #

      I suspect Linda’s running out of excuses because she used to use the ” don’t you think my biracial children would notice of I was racist?” Defense. Now both of them have called her out and the only other two black people she can think of are her husband and the former president.

      • Coatl
        Coatl
        January 22, 2024 at 12:57 am | #

        I think that regardless of the outcome of this conversation, Charles will rethink certain things and put Linda at a disadvantage for the first time.

        • Archieve
          Archieve
          January 22, 2024 at 1:24 am | #

          We can hope, but I get the impression that Sal has had similar hopes her whole life up until the failed lunch. It will be very easy for Charles to stick to old habits and dismiss conflict as his kids just being immature.

          • Bash
            Bash
            January 22, 2024 at 1:44 am | #

            But Walky has directly called him out, so he can’t pretend to be uninvolved while his kids fight with their mom. He might choose to dismiss the accusation, but he can’t forget what was said.

            • Archieve
              Archieve
              January 22, 2024 at 1:54 am | #

              When a parent dismisses their child’s words it can be very easy to forget what was said, or at least not see a need rethink their own behaviors because their convinced their not the problem.

              • Archieve
                Archieve
                January 22, 2024 at 1:56 am | #

                I agree he should atleat be made to feel like he has to defend himself.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            January 22, 2024 at 2:02 am | #

            I like the phrase “failed lunch”

            “I was unable to perform lunch. I failed.”

            • Mark
              Mark
              January 22, 2024 at 7:03 am | #

              It’s not your fault. There was a glitch in the mayonnaise and we had to scrub.

        • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
          DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
          January 22, 2024 at 2:19 am | #

          Never underestimate the power of an enabler to artfully bury their heads in the sand so they can feel less responsible….

  44. ian livs
    ian livs
    January 22, 2024 at 12:49 am | #

    Real talk: these conversations are really damn difficult to have with one’s parents. I was well into my twenties already before I had the courage to be as direct about it as Walky’s being here, and I can almost *feel* how badly he must be shaking right now. I’m proud of the kiddo.

    • zee
      zee
      January 22, 2024 at 10:04 am | #

      Fr, my props to walky for not crying here. I can’t help it when I have hard conversations. When I tried confronting my mom about how she gave me body image issues by calling me fat as a kid she didn’t even remember and couldn’t understand why I cared that much. “Just dont let it bother you.” At least I got a half assed apology tho, better than whatever walkys gonna get from linda

      • ian livs
        ian livs
        January 22, 2024 at 2:29 pm | #

        Oh god, same–I cry anytime I have difficult conversations (and especially that sort of situation with a parent). I’m sorry you had to deal with that

      • Li
        Li
        January 22, 2024 at 3:36 pm | #

        Hey, don’t do that, either to yourself or anyone else. Some people cry more easily than others, it doesn’t actually mean the latter group is braver or doing better or gets props.

        Walky DOES deserve props for having this conversation but no bonus points for not crying. Bonus points for soldiering on despite how difficult his mom makes it, whether or not he cries.

        Also: sympathy via light physical contact. I’m sorry your mom did that to you 😞 You deserved a better childhood AND a better apology.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          January 22, 2024 at 9:57 pm | #

          🚓

  45. Illjwamh
    Illjwamh
    January 22, 2024 at 12:50 am | #

    Damn, Walky’s takin’ no prisoners today

  46. Vanessa
    Vanessa
    January 22, 2024 at 1:03 am | #

    Good job, Walky.

  47. DiDi
    DiDi
    January 22, 2024 at 1:09 am | #

    Ooh, calling out *both* parents. All right, Walky.

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      January 22, 2024 at 1:17 am | #

      Finally, even if Charles refuses to believe what his son is saying he should atleast stop getting to stand around like a stranger whenever things go south in the family.

  48. BBCC
    BBCC
    January 22, 2024 at 1:14 am | #

    Well this hasn’t been easy but I think Walky is doing well. He’s holding his ground as well as he possibly can, considering Linda’s never going to change. Good for him.

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      January 22, 2024 at 1:20 am | #

      I’m especially impressed with how he avoids falling into the trap of correcting Linda everytime she tries to stir the conversation away from herself.

    • Bash
      Bash
      January 22, 2024 at 1:45 am | #

      He did such a good job verbalizing how he feels and what the problem is. Out of everyone, Walky has grown the most.

    • anon
      anon
      January 22, 2024 at 2:07 am | #

      well it might not be impossible, joyce’s parents did divorce after all even if joyce/becky had to go through trauma/almost die for it (tho it’d more likely be charles who would realize and side with his kids)

  49. Luke
    Luke
    January 22, 2024 at 1:31 am | #

    First time ever commenting on here. But walky says all three of your children. Who is the third sibling?!?!?!

    I don’t feel this is like a Jennifer thing.

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      January 22, 2024 at 7:09 pm | #

      it is most definitely a Jennifer thing
      she’s been an essential part of the Walkerton family & its dynamics
      for a very long time at this point

  50. june gloom
    june gloom
    January 22, 2024 at 1:33 am | #

    This is the most adult thing Walky has done in his life.

    • anon
      anon
      January 22, 2024 at 2:06 am | #

      after this he should do liek, 5 immature things to destress from this situation

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        January 22, 2024 at 7:10 pm | #

        no tacos have yet been harmed in the making of this subjunctive phrase

  51. DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
    DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
    January 22, 2024 at 1:43 am | #

    Sooooo it looks like Charlie Codependent has gotten reminded that he’s A) an accomplice in all of his wife’s BS and B) that means he shares some of the blame by both of his kids now….

    • anon
      anon
      January 22, 2024 at 2:01 am | #

      lol at first i thought ‘what does boosters sister have to do with anything’ but i guess it can be confusing when you have a chara named charles and charlie and charlie can be a nickname for charles

  52. Dara
    Dara
    January 22, 2024 at 1:45 am | #

    2038 because of the Unix time bug, right? So everything becomes anachronistic because time itself breaks.

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      January 22, 2024 at 4:02 am | #

      2038 because Linda is 44 years old. The last time she could have voted for Obama was in 2012. She would have been at least 18 to be able to do that.

  53. S1l3nt_C0y0t3
    S1l3nt_C0y0t3
    January 22, 2024 at 1:49 am | #

    “I’m not racist.”
    -Ancient racist proverb

  54. Taffy
    Taffy
    January 22, 2024 at 1:54 am | #

    Is her mouth upside-down in that last panel, or is she making a 8^y face?

    • anon
      anon
      January 22, 2024 at 2:00 am | #

      i guess it’s supposed to be a smirk? or it just looks odd b/c her top lip is colored like she’s wearing lipstick even if her bottom lip isn’t colored

    • clif
      clif
      January 22, 2024 at 2:12 am | #

      I think she’s just talking.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        January 22, 2024 at 2:37 am | #

        >me when I think she’s just talking

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      January 22, 2024 at 7:32 am | #

      OFF: @Taffy always nailing it on avatars…

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        January 22, 2024 at 9:30 am | #

        He’s got that handy dandy flip phone, it’s got all kinds of neat gizmos and tools.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        January 22, 2024 at 9:39 am | #

        wym its always ben this

      • Li
        Li
        January 22, 2024 at 3:38 pm | #

        For future readers: Taffy’s avatar today is a close up of Linda’s final panel face with “Obama” in the bottom corner, in yellow font with a blue outline. It’s not precisely the typical Willis title font but does kinda evoke it. It is indeed a great avatar for today!

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      January 22, 2024 at 12:50 pm | #

      I think I can read her lips! She’s saying “sink into the floor”

  55. The Jighole Man
    The Jighole Man
    January 22, 2024 at 1:59 am | #

    sal and walky have another sibling?
    also, props to walky for calling them both out.
    his mother for her bs, and his father for turning a blind eye to it.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      January 22, 2024 at 2:00 am | #

      He’s including Meredith.

    • anon
      anon
      January 22, 2024 at 2:08 am | #

      he means jen/billie but be hilarious if there was a third walkerton sibling in the background everyone ignored/no one acknowledged

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        January 22, 2024 at 2:11 am | #

        Yeah, their brother Quigley.

        • David DeLaney
          David DeLaney
          January 22, 2024 at 7:11 pm | #

          *whispers “Beef” quietly*

          –Dave, sssh. he’s res-ting

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          January 22, 2024 at 7:57 pm | #

          Shipping Quigley Walkerton and Ricky DeSanto

  56. Amelie Wikström
    Amelie Wikström
    January 22, 2024 at 2:09 am | #

    Oh my, such gracious indulgence, to support the blue party that you presumably always have and I believe the most qualified statesman the United States has produced since at least Washington by lowering yourself to vote for him even though he’s black. What do people who use that line think it proves about their non-racism?

    • The Oracle
      The Oracle
      January 22, 2024 at 2:41 am | #

      They think it proves you shut up and let them keep bragging about something they did over a decade ago. Something that took less effort than driving to the store to buy groceries, but goddamn it somebody outside their race was involved so you’d better pat them on the back.

  57. Tawdry Quirks
    Tawdry Quirks
    January 22, 2024 at 2:12 am | #

    If the false teeth exception from this recent xkcd ever becomes a reality, today’s strip might not become anachronistic in 2038. Or I think his oldest daughter might be eligible to run by then.

  58. The Oracle
    The Oracle
    January 22, 2024 at 2:37 am | #

    Where’s an interesting character when you need one?

  59. Chubsius
    Chubsius
    January 22, 2024 at 2:52 am | #

    Walky just might be pulling a Mr. Darcy. The classic: “A woman pointed out that I was an asshole, time to turn my life around and become a better person.”

  60. Helga
    Helga
    January 22, 2024 at 3:49 am | #

    this comic will become anachronistic, but only because walky said “as i live and breathe, and this second fits into a 32-bit number since the unix epoch”

  61. Da Boy
    Da Boy
    January 22, 2024 at 4:11 am | #

    Yay, Russia appeasing Obomber.

  62. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    January 22, 2024 at 4:17 am | #

    Seeing all the comments supporting Walky makes me feel like we’re a coach guiding him through 15 rounds of boxing, which I am all for. Keep at ‘er, Walky! Dodge, then give ‘er a right hook!

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      January 22, 2024 at 4:43 am | #

      Honestly, that’s a good way to engage with basically all media, now that I think about it. Big gusto-fueled coach energy.

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        January 22, 2024 at 7:13 pm | #

        Twitch Plots DoA

        –Dave, tune in next time, when the trapdoor alligator says nothing!

  63. Thomas
    Thomas
    January 22, 2024 at 4:40 am | #

    “You know, the guy who was our president when you were six years old? I totally voted for him. Surely you remember that.”

    I mean, an American child would probably understand who the president was at that age. But does she really think she can impress a teenager by talking about politics of 12 years ago?

  64. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    January 22, 2024 at 5:33 am | #

    Seems Walky’s dad may be having a break through with this. Keep at it Walky! Free your family from that racist wretch!

  65. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    January 22, 2024 at 5:56 am | #

    I know this story is about stubborn moms who don’t listen but I think her two kids, her other kinda kid, AND her husband might actually at least get her to recognize something bad is happening and to adapt, so we don’t get another “the good dad realizes what he’s enabled and adapts, driving the mom to divorce him out of stubbornness”

  66. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    January 22, 2024 at 6:27 am | #

    Suddenly Charles really wish he was somewhere else right now

  67. Miri
    Miri
    January 22, 2024 at 6:35 am | #

    It’s kinda a shame we can’t link characters to things… https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/19cp9oe/new_updates_to_aita_for_demanding_my_fianc%C3%A9e_stop/

    [White US-man and Mexican-but-white-passing lady get together. Have twins. Are engaged. Mother is primary caretaker. Father takes a week off work, discovers toddlers are eating tortilla for breakfast *with their hands* and loses it because how could his partner be teaching them bad table manners like that when all civilised people know it’s gross and dirty to not use cutlery for them??! Reddit explains that he is shitting on her culture like a racist POS. He seems to get it…

    A year later, she tells him that she doesn’t want to marry him because nothing has changed and her life is full of microaggressions. He is confused because he didn’t try to make the littles eat tortilla with cutlery since then, why’s she so upset over a single argument over how to eat, a whole year ago??

    She realises he genuinely thinks this is why she’s upset. Lists out all the things he routinely does, including repeatedly trying to correct her parents on how to correct the pronunciation of their daughter’s name (which has a Spanish and Anglicised form), calling her niece’s quinceañera a sweet 16 repeatedly despite corrections, and shutting off her Spanish- language music within seconds of hearing it so she doesn’t feel like she can listen to it when he’s at home…

    She leaves him.

    Reddit call him an oblivious, dense, racist idiot. He accepts that he needs to work on why he finds it easier to believe that he actually did screw up when being told it by other men than when his actual fiancée was saying this to him. Like, the guy seems to want to improve, but he’s also a poster child for “I don’t think I’m racist! I even married somebody whose culture I blithely mislabel repeatedly [I think she identified as Latina and he repeatedly calls her Spanish?] and I’m fine with her teaching our kids about that side of their heritage – but what I do and what I’m used to is the norm, default and correct way to do things, and how it should be done in polite company. It’s her responsibility to teach me – a grown-up – and the children about her culture. I have no active roll to play in educating myself or my children about their mother’s heritage.”

    I think the Walkertons might learn something.

    Of course, the fiancée had a backbone. And the original poster was willing to accept that he could be at fault. And I think the level of difference in warmth Linda demonstrated towards Lucy and Joyce goes beyond microaggression to “ick”… So it isn’t a perfect mirror!! But it might still be interesting reading.

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      January 22, 2024 at 7:17 am | #

      > *with their hands* and loses it because how could his partner be teaching them bad table manners like that when all civilised people know it’s gross and dirty to not use cutlery for them??!

      That’s pretty funny coming from a guy from the country that invented Fast Food. Oh I’m sorry sir, I’ll bring a knife and fork for your burger right away.

      • Zaxares
        Zaxares
        January 22, 2024 at 7:27 am | #

        There was a recent story that blew up over here where some Caucasian woman took a picture of an Indian woman at an airport eating her curry rice with her hands (as is traditional in Indian cuisine) and mouthing off about how disgusting and uncivilized it was. And the responses blew up with lots and lots of pictures of white people eating burgers, pizzas, fries etc. with their hands. XD

        • Da Boy
          Da Boy
          January 22, 2024 at 10:40 am | #

          Now this made me consider where the line lies for me and I think it’s about how messy/drippy the food can get? Like something that is one piece and fairly firm, say burgers, tacos, pizza, fries, that stuff you eat by hand. But something that is gooey or loose like mashed potatoes, rice, groats with a sauce of some kind that just drips down? Yeah for that I’d use cutlery.

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            January 22, 2024 at 12:26 pm | #

            like corn on the cob, buffalo wings, or ribs.
            Bonus for mussels, need a prying tool and you touch your food.

          • David DeLaney
            David DeLaney
            January 22, 2024 at 7:16 pm | #

            whever the line is, a Sloppy Joe is still on this side of it. As are incredibly greasy chicken pieces. Curry ain’t too far away whatever you try.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        January 22, 2024 at 9:28 am | #

        I work at an upscale-ish pizzeria that piles all the toppings atop the cheese in such a manner as to guarantee stuff will fall off and I see a lot of customers use a knife and fork.

        I am an apostate and not a heretic so I build my own pizzas to be eaten by hand.

    • egg egg
      egg egg
      January 22, 2024 at 10:48 am | #

      Ah man I was seeing the latest from this guy in real time. He sure is oblivious to his own head being stuck up his ass.

    • MM
      MM
      January 22, 2024 at 2:26 pm | #

      As I recall, the thing that actually got him to reconsider was people he could recognize as racist siding with him. Maybe the only thing that will work on Linda is a “you go, girl!” from Carol.

      • Da Boy
        Da Boy
        January 22, 2024 at 3:25 pm | #

        You mean like in that meme with tug-of-war?

  68. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    January 22, 2024 at 7:04 am | #

    There it is, two thirds of the denial trifecta!

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      January 22, 2024 at 8:24 am | #

      Is the third “Some of my friends…”?

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        January 22, 2024 at 7:17 pm | #

        no, she’s already used an evolved version of that Pokebad with “voted for Obama”

  69. Claire
    Claire
    January 22, 2024 at 8:00 am | #

    Are we all glossing over the “all three” of your children thing? There’s another sibling??

    • Kishoto
      Kishoto
      January 22, 2024 at 8:05 am | #

      Billie is often lumped in as one of their siblings because, among other reasons, her parents kinda sucked. I believe that’s what Walky is referencing

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      January 22, 2024 at 8:15 am | #

      Jennifer sees herself as part of the family.

      • Claire
        Claire
        January 23, 2024 at 1:26 am | #

        Ohh okay thank you!

  70. Doopyboop
    Doopyboop
    January 22, 2024 at 8:01 am | #

    When the breaking point of the relationship is the parent, it’s an awful shame. At least if it was specifically something about Walky outside of his parents, he 1) could work to improve it himself and 2) would be able to cop to it and move on. But no, it’s his mother and how she treated Lucy. A woman who will never think to change on her own, who will continue to judge his romantic interests depending on the shade of their skin. If I was that parent, I’d feel deeply ashamed and sad that I ruined a good thing for my child.

    And instead she brags about marrying a black man and voting for Obama. I don’t know what the breaking point for Linda will be, but I hope she decides to start changing and soon. Her children shouldn’t feel like they need to cater their romantic interests to her.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      January 22, 2024 at 11:25 am | #

      He does say, “and how I turned a blind eye to it”. And maybe he’ll get to the other parts of the breaking point, that are 100% on him, in a conversation where they’re relevant.

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      January 22, 2024 at 1:50 pm | #

      Unfortunately, the mentality of someone doesn’t want to acknowledge their flaws is more like a bottomless well then a fixed breaking point, anytime you corner them with logic they slip out and swim deeper.

  71. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    January 22, 2024 at 8:21 am | #

    Walky, wow… That was amazing! Charles also seems to be moved. I’m starting to hope that he will stand by his children. Maybe that would force Linda to see herself for who she is.

  72. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    January 22, 2024 at 8:30 am | #

    My mother voted for Obama both times.

    Then voted for Trump.

    It took Covid to wake her up about the latter.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      January 22, 2024 at 8:57 am | #

      I’m still on and then voted trump.

      • Adept
        Adept
        January 22, 2024 at 11:41 am | #

        yeah. Godsdammit.

  73. Steamweed
    Steamweed
    January 22, 2024 at 9:07 am | #

    “Some of my best husbands are Black!”

    • Adept
      Adept
      January 22, 2024 at 11:41 am | #

      I’m so envous of your gravatar!

  74. Coco
    Coco
    January 22, 2024 at 9:23 am | #

    I never understood how these people even exist. When I was young, there was a plot point in a tv-show I was watching where an interracial couple split up because the man finally understood the woman didn’t want to have kids with him because she didn’t want to have black kids. It’s been 30 years and I still don’t understand how these people work.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      January 22, 2024 at 9:44 am | #

      They don’t. They’re barely functional.

      • Adept
        Adept
        January 22, 2024 at 11:34 am | #

        Cognitive dissonance is a female dog.

  75. Some Guy
    Some Guy
    January 22, 2024 at 10:21 am | #

    People denying/repressing their own deeply internalized racism playing the “I voted for the Obama” card are so adorable!

  76. Username Taken
    Username Taken
    January 22, 2024 at 10:36 am | #

    I’m really glad Obama ran for president. It gave people without black friends a great way to prove that they aren’t racist!

    (Linda would have voted for him a third time if she could have)

    • fawndolyn
      fawndolyn
      January 22, 2024 at 11:31 am | #

      Exactly what I was about to type! “I can’t be racist! I had a black president!”

  77. Jen
    Jen
    January 22, 2024 at 11:12 am | #

    Three children??? I thought it was just Walky and Sal? Are we talking about Billie?

  78. Dev
    Dev
    January 22, 2024 at 11:33 am | #

    Good for Walky.

    I’m hoping Charles finds strength in his son and does the same thing.

  79. Adept
    Adept
    January 22, 2024 at 11:33 am | #

    Walky’s dad knows what’s up. He just doesn’t want to deal with it. Walky really does take after him.

  80. Miafillene
    Miafillene
    January 22, 2024 at 11:54 am | #

    Wait wait wait. This is all wrong…Ana wasn’t the first poster! Is everything okay? All right? Something happen? O.o?

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      January 22, 2024 at 7:19 pm | #

      the alt-text notes she’ll be fine till 2038, so don’t worry right now

      –Davr, yes, Willis anticipated that very comment

  81. Smooti
    Smooti
    January 22, 2024 at 12:12 pm | #

    Fuck yes, Walky. Real growth.

    And the hardest part will be knowing that at this point, I don’t think Linda’s capable of that sort of growth herself. That moment you realize you’ve learned a lesson your parents couldn’t, that in some ways you’ve outgrown them. It’s a strange one.

  82. MadScientist520
    MadScientist520
    January 22, 2024 at 12:15 pm | #

    What are the chances we see some dusty blue panels from Charle’s perspective to signify memories that Wapky just unlocked?

  83. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    January 22, 2024 at 12:23 pm | #

    Oh man, thought occurs — instead of Walky being correct causing a fracture between him and Linda, Walky gets burned by his dad and the underline is that not even the fun parent will take your side. I somehow just realized that’s where this is going and it’s gonna *hurt*.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      January 22, 2024 at 12:56 pm | #

      Charles isn’t just an enabler. He agrees with Linda. That’s been my read for a long time.

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      January 22, 2024 at 1:43 pm | #

      That’s been my read too. He doesn’t get much screen time so when he shown as the calm one during his wife’s “behavior” it’s easy to think he’s a nice guy whoes about to have an epiphany…which never happens, because ignoring and rationalizing Linda’s behaviour is just another day for him.

      • DashWallkick
        DashWallkick
        January 22, 2024 at 2:14 pm | #

        Right, but now we’re at a split where Walky’s cowardice is directly pointed at him as an influence, which might actually strike home since being charming and endearing as a tactic to escape conflict *is* his whole thing.

        I had assumed there’d be some kind of reckoning but since we got that with Joyce’s parents this is the much more cruel and realistic path instead — you stand up for what’s right, and no one really cares.

        • MM
          MM
          January 22, 2024 at 2:33 pm | #

          Or maybe it takes longer. Walky’s planted the idea, which might make it harder to ignore the next microagression. Especially when the odds of those impacting him go up if the kids are on low/no contact.

          I agree, though; we’re probably not getting a satisfying step forward on this visit.

          • Archieve
            Archieve
            January 22, 2024 at 5:48 pm | #

            If the twins are lucky Charles might try to change eventually but unlike Hank who he often gets compared to I think Charles is much more dependent on Linda for a sense of identity and self acceptance then Hank was with Carol. Linda views the world in terms of people who agree with her and people against her and I’m not sure how much it would take for Charles to willingly get on her bad side because she’s the type to drop family as soon as they don’t go along with her.

  84. Mr.Morningstar
    Mr.Morningstar
    January 22, 2024 at 12:51 pm | #

    Uh wait three children?

    Did I skip a page??? Whos the third

    • Tarnagh
      Tarnagh
      January 22, 2024 at 12:55 pm | #

      Jennifer/Billie. She’s the “child” Walky and Sal’s parents (his mother in particular) actually listen to.

  85. Odo
    Odo
    January 22, 2024 at 12:58 pm | #

    Glad Walky is standing up to Linda, but this is still fundamentally a demonstration of Walky’s own self-loathing. He continually thinks he is undeserving of any relationship, and always blames himself when they fail.

    He is also just wrong in this scenario. Lucy broke up with him because a) he didn’t leap into saying I love you week 1 b) He doesn’t like her religion

  86. Nenja
    Nenja
    January 22, 2024 at 2:38 pm | #

    Walky, you are doing so good. Brave man.

  87. Yeet
    Yeet
    January 22, 2024 at 3:23 pm | #

    fuck yes walky
    sorry that you’re going to have to drop out or get a scholarship when she decides not to pay for you to go to college next year though

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      January 22, 2024 at 4:32 pm | #

      It will probably be likelier for Linda to write this encounter off as him as being irrational from his break up with Lucy. Having a dropout for a son also isn’t a good look for Linda though I suppose it’s possible if Linda thinks it will get her son under control.

      • Yeet
        Yeet
        January 22, 2024 at 6:13 pm | #

        you’d be surprised (or maybe not) how quickly this type of parent will decide their investment is better off elsewhere (even in places where college doesn’t actually cost them anything)

        • Archieve
          Archieve
          January 22, 2024 at 6:53 pm | #

          True, and Linda had no problem stealing money for a child’s surgery, so if she’s feels she’s not in control she may very well chose the nuclear option under the guise of tough love.

  88. Hacksaw
    Hacksaw
    January 22, 2024 at 3:53 pm | #

    The horrible thing is how rooted in real life this is.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      January 22, 2024 at 5:09 pm | #

      That’s the point. One of my favorite things about this comic really is the open and honest exploration of systematic bigotry.

  89. Kazuma Taichi
    Kazuma Taichi
    January 22, 2024 at 6:11 pm | #

    I hate that the face she’s making when she’s saying she’s married to Charles is the “checkmate liberals” face. That should not be the base expression when in this situation

  90. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    January 22, 2024 at 6:33 pm | #

    1 vote for Obama day keeps the racism away!

  91. Zamperla
    Zamperla
    January 22, 2024 at 7:28 pm | #

    Head in hands. She doesn’t even go for And I Have Black Friends because she doesn’t. Does she. She just goes RIGHT for the Um Well My Husband because people think being racist means Klan Only.

    She doesn’t even go “umm I have two Black Children.” do you think she’d ever ID them as black. Verbally. Mixed Race, only, Ever, I bet.

    Poor Walky. He’s caught the tail by the tiger.

  92. David DeLaney
    David DeLaney
    January 22, 2024 at 8:46 pm | #

    *plays Les Misbarack on the hacked video*

  93. JA
    JA
    January 22, 2024 at 9:45 pm | #

    Uh…three children? Am…am I going crazy or just never noticed at all, but…who’s the third sibling?

    • Icalasari
      Icalasari
      January 22, 2024 at 9:46 pm | #

      Jennifer, the one who can do no wrong because she’s white and who Linda wishes was biologically hers

    • kenny
      kenny
      January 22, 2024 at 9:58 pm | #

      what he said.

  94. Lingo
    Lingo
    January 22, 2024 at 11:34 pm | #

    test test test

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      January 23, 2024 at 12:11 am | #

      Has Dumbing Day gotten uncertain? Ruth’s birthday in the Dumbiverse is during Hompk!. Following the calendar from fall semester, that’s January 12th. But if Ruth’s birthday is the same as in the Walkyverse, it’s January 13th.

      I know the reasonable explanation is it was probably a goof and Ruth can just have a different birthday in this setting. But I prefer a tin-foil hat explanation, like it was an anti-leap year and they got rid of Dec 31. Or the “soft reset” during the major timeskip actually put us in Dumbiverse-2, and all the minor inconsistencies in the background aren’t just details too trivial to keep track of, they’re Berenstain Bears type clues.

  95. Felian
    Felian
    January 24, 2024 at 9:20 am | #

    Heck yes Walky!!
    I think Linda is just going to deny everything because as the wife of a Black man she can not pooooooooooossibly be racist, but Charles? He’ll take this to heart and reflect on it. It’s a painful truth he’ll have to face.
    I’m proud of Walky for finally speaking up about something that didn’t affect him. That’s the kind of allyship we all need.

    • Felian
      Felian
      January 24, 2024 at 9:22 am | #

      And – given that his voice gets a smaller font size, Walky is aware that this will hurt his dad, and sorry about it. That’s good. It needs to be sad, but it sucks that it has to hurt Charles, who isn’t a terrible person, just the usual flawed kind.

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