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by David M Willis on March 3, 2024 at 12:01 am
  • 03 – Trystin' in the Wind
└ Tags: asher, ethan

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  1. Animedingo
    Animedingo
    March 3, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    Nic3

    • clif
      clif
      March 3, 2024 at 2:14 am | #

      Dumbing of Age 14: You’re Trying to Fuck Your Trauma, Aren’t You

      • Makkabee
        Makkabee
        March 4, 2024 at 1:38 pm | #

        Dumbing of Age 14: I am Very Traumatized

        (And I am very Tromatized)

  2. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    March 3, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    just a little bit

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      March 3, 2024 at 12:59 am | #

      I mean, if I could fuck my trauma….

      … I can’t because most of my trauma stems from more abstract issues like certain incurable diseases and the concept of late stage capitalism.

      • AlexaSpuds
        AlexaSpuds
        March 3, 2024 at 1:14 am | #

        Write these concepts on a piece of paper and make the wifey wear them as a mask while you fuck, that’s just as good as this.

        • clif
          clif
          March 3, 2024 at 2:18 am | #

          And probably safer too. Late stage capitalism tends to become unstable once you add AI into the mix.

          • Regret
            Regret
            March 3, 2024 at 6:46 am | #

            Now now, capitalism is unstable enough without glorified chatbots. Its instability is right there in the design principles.

      • TerribleTransit
        TerribleTransit
        March 3, 2024 at 5:46 am | #

        If Chuck Tingle has taught us anything, it’s that being an abstract, intangible concept does not mean you can’t fuck it.

        • Kep
          Kep
          March 3, 2024 at 9:47 am | #

          Oh, right, yeah. Correct. Now you’ve got me thinking of what titles would work here.

        • Marisa Mockery
          Marisa Mockery
          March 3, 2024 at 9:57 am | #

          Being Pounded in the Butt by My Childhood Trauma But Eventually Getting Therapy to Become a Healthier Human Being DOES sound like a Tingler.

      • ElNappifico
        ElNappifico
        March 3, 2024 at 7:51 am | #

        I fucked my trauma for about 7 years, given that I was in a committed relationship with my abuser. Cannot recommend.

      • DurkVash
        DurkVash
        March 3, 2024 at 9:11 am | #

        Feel ya. When trauma comes from loneliness, it’s pretty hard to fuck it.

      • Felian
        Felian
        March 4, 2024 at 7:02 am | #

        Fuck Capitalism!

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      March 3, 2024 at 7:01 am | #

      as a treat.

    • Tan
      Tan
      March 3, 2024 at 9:13 am | #

      Just the tip into the trauma… And the rest of the way to the hilt in DAT A-…

  3. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    March 3, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    FUCK TRAUMA

    LITERALLY

    • brumagem
      brumagem
      March 3, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

      I’m pretty sure a “fuck trauma” and a “trauma fuck” are diametrically opposed concepts.

      • Laura
        Laura
        March 3, 2024 at 2:02 am | #

        How so?

        I tried to look up and see whether this is a Thing People Say, since a few characters have repeated that phrase in DOA. All I could find in a cursory search was jerks saying, “F your trauma,” as in, “F you for having trauma and asking that I be respectful of your triggers and boundaries.” Not quite the same thing.

        Is it like … the so-called “Stockholm syndrome”, or the “tend & befriend / f*** & fawn” response to crisis?

        I’m legit interested, as it’s not a common trope I’d seen before. What’s it about?

        • anon2
          anon2
          March 3, 2024 at 2:39 am | #

          a trauma from sex

          vs

          having sex with the source of your trauma (as seen in today’s page)

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          March 3, 2024 at 3:45 am | #

          I’ve been speaking English for above 70 years and I’ve never heard the phrase, outside DOA. I know childhood trauma can color your sexuality. I grew up in a violent home, and to this day I like (controlled) violence with my sex. It’s proving you’re no longer a victim, or, possibly, proving you are a victim.

          • milu
            milu
            March 3, 2024 at 7:04 am | #

            @Laura I think @brumagem is just quipping honestly.

            @BarerMender, that makes sense though it’s notable the characters here are referring to a non-domestic traumatic experience in their early teens rather than childhood family trauma — not sure what to make of that. To me this sounds more akin to the “high school bully” fantasy trope. I’ll say that as a former mildly bullied teenager with an otherwise healthy childhood, i do find that sort of power play scenario compelling.

            • brumagem
              brumagem
              March 3, 2024 at 8:31 am | #

              Yup, I’m not saying they’re commonly used phrases, just the concepts they evoked in my mind are different. A “fuck trauma” being a trauma tied to a specific sexual experience (IE sexual assault), and a “trauma fuck” being a sexual experience driven by past trauma (see comic above).
              It’s easy to forget the words that form in one’s head don’t necessarily have a universal meaning.

              • Laura
                Laura
                March 3, 2024 at 12:56 pm | #

                Oh, yes, that makes sense! Thank you, brumagem!

              • Eolirin
                Eolirin
                March 3, 2024 at 2:17 pm | #

                Uh, I’m pretty sure Fuck Trauma is meant in the same way as Fuck that guy! And not as an adjective.

            • Laura
              Laura
              March 3, 2024 at 12:58 pm | #

              Thank you for helping me make sense of it, milu!

          • Laura
            Laura
            March 3, 2024 at 1:00 pm | #

            Oh, yes, I get that 100%. It’s wild, talking about these issues with another person!
            Trauma and its link with sexuality can feel very lonely while it stays locked within one’s own thoughts.

          • Laura
            Laura
            March 3, 2024 at 1:01 pm | #

            Thank you for sharing that, BarerMender. That makes me feel less alone.

        • clif
          clif
          March 3, 2024 at 1:26 pm | #

          I forget the rule number, but any trauma can be fetishized .

    • anon
      anon
      March 3, 2024 at 12:19 am | #

      tbf, how often are you going to get the chance?

      can’t wait to see how sal reacts, if either of them tell her

      • drs
        drs
        March 3, 2024 at 12:33 am | #

        Sal develops new appreciation for “Wonderbread” aka Danny.

        “Yer boring. Ah lahk boring.”

        (sorry for doing her accent badly)

        • Steamweed
          Steamweed
          March 3, 2024 at 8:44 am | #

          So yer both sayin’ that we’re not goin’ to get an Asher-Ethan-Sal threesome?

          • David DeLaney
            David DeLaney
            March 3, 2024 at 7:27 pm | #

            but maybe a Wonderbread sandwich instead

            –Dave, “… I’m NOT boring! — am I guys?’

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      March 3, 2024 at 9:35 pm | #

      I’m trying to wrap my head around how that would be possible for me, given the diverse natures of my traumas. I mean there’s all the moving around we did as a child, the several times I got hit by trucks, the times I was assaulted with blunt objects. Looking back 1) It’s a wonder I survived my childhood 2) It’s another wonder I didn’t end up catatonic from my childhood traumas 3) How am I still a functioning human being after all this? And just how would I physically fuck my traumas?

  4. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    March 3, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    Daaaaaaang.

    • Dara
      Dara
      March 3, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

      Ethan GOING so hard here while BEING so hard here xD

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      March 3, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

      This is today’s best comment/avatar combo.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        March 3, 2024 at 12:30 am | #

        Literature

        • TrueVCU
          TrueVCU
          March 3, 2024 at 2:00 am | #

          P o e t i c C i n e m a

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          March 3, 2024 at 3:47 am | #

          Good one!

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          March 3, 2024 at 12:12 pm | #

          𝕷𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            March 3, 2024 at 2:48 pm | #

            Clitrature

            • Schpoonman
              Schpoonman
              March 3, 2024 at 3:18 pm | #

              Not until Amber writes some slash featuring two women.

          • Schpoonman
            Schpoonman
            March 3, 2024 at 3:18 pm | #

            There we go.

        • David DeLaney
          David DeLaney
          March 3, 2024 at 7:28 pm | #

          visual onomatopoeia appeal

  5. Serendipity
    Serendipity
    March 3, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    Honesty is good for healing.

    • Laura
      Laura
      March 3, 2024 at 12:57 pm | #

      So is ointment. And lots of lube.

  6. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    March 3, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    So you’re saying Asher’s been a very naughty boy and needs to be punished, is that it Ethan?

    Somewhere Amber has a nosebleed and doesn’t know why.

    • Bash
      Bash
      March 3, 2024 at 2:08 am | #

      I think I might too

  7. Jeremiah
    Jeremiah
    March 3, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    Points for honestly!

  8. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    March 3, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    That shadow Ethan’s eye makes him look like Zuko from Last Airbender LOL XD

    also, Slipshine when?

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      March 3, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

      scar’s on the wrong side

      • showler
        showler
        March 3, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

        So….the actor that played Zuko on Ember Island?

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          March 3, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

          yes, that was the reference, very good

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        March 3, 2024 at 4:06 am | #

        Oh I get it now.

        It’s flipped because Asher is kinda like Zuko’s foil or something?

        Like, they were both born into deadly dynasties of which they became black sheep…

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      March 3, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

      There’s a joke about a final Agni Kai in her somewhere….

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        March 3, 2024 at 1:26 am | #

        Something something as hot as a firestorm?

      • StClair
        StClair
        March 3, 2024 at 4:56 pm | #

        so will the Slipshine have a sad violin, cello and percussion soundtrack?

        • David DeLaney
          David DeLaney
          March 3, 2024 at 7:29 pm | #

          do not forget the wailing kazoo solo

    • Ike
      Ike
      March 3, 2024 at 8:45 am | #

      Hmmm. If it happens, I might have to get my first slipshine

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      March 3, 2024 at 9:41 am | #

      That shadow was consistent enough from different angles that I was wondering if it was supposed to be a black eye or something.

  9. Nono
    Nono
    March 3, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    This is wrong (good?) and yet hot.

    Also props that even depressed, Ethan has some moral compass.

    • Theluxland
      Theluxland
      March 3, 2024 at 11:54 am | #

      ”Oh you’ve been held hostage at a convenience store? I’m gonna hold you ass hostage in my bed instead.”

  10. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    March 3, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    I guess a lot of people gotta get in line to fuck Asher after this….Don’t trust him.

    • milu
      milu
      March 3, 2024 at 6:20 am | #

      I hear you but I admit, I do trust him to be a good little slut and take his punishment.

  11. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    March 3, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    Asher Makes Some Things Up To Ethan: a Dumbing of Age Pornographique

  12. Jo_cubstar
    Jo_cubstar
    March 3, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    I really hope this works out for them

  13. shrub
    shrub
    March 3, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    I was going to say this will end well but since its a step up from Jennifer it can only end up better for Asher

  14. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    March 3, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    Good thing Amber isn’t too torn up about Blaine’s death.
    or too bad she isn’t?

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      March 3, 2024 at 12:22 am | #

      If that’s it things might be okay, Blaine really had it coming, but there’s non-zero odds that Asher’s family had Amber and Ethan’s friend (for lack of a better term) quietly bumped off

      • GholaHalleck
        GholaHalleck
        March 3, 2024 at 12:45 am | #

        I don’t think there was any real reason for them to off mike. Blaine was going full-out moronic mouth-off dumb. Mike didn’t know ToeDad and Blaine were tangentially involved with the mob.

        • Adam Black
          Adam Black
          March 3, 2024 at 1:07 am | #

          There WAS tho.

          NO, MIKE knew that since Ambers 13 year birthday. and He started blackmailing him again when Blaine showed up as Hammerman.

          Mike was the one who figured this out.

          I think Sal and amber also knew his Ashers connections, and sooner or later they will get suspicious he might have been blaines oncampass pointman. Plus Faz knows . Plus its obvious question to ask.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          March 3, 2024 at 1:50 am | #

          Mike was shouting he knew. https://www.dumbingofage.com/smash-2/

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          March 3, 2024 at 9:47 am | #

          Mike knew, but there’s little reason to think the mob knew. Blaine wouldn’t have wanted to spill that, since he’d be in trouble for letting a kid find out.

          And in his talk with Lester the mob cop, he was still focused on Amber and AG.

          There’s little reason to think that Mike didn’t just die from the initial injury. Non-zero odds, but very very low.

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            March 3, 2024 at 8:39 pm | #

            cops could be doing interviews, and someone says what they heard Mike shouting.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              March 3, 2024 at 9:25 pm | #

              It’s certainly possible, but there’s no indication of it

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                March 3, 2024 at 9:33 pm | #

                Also it would have had to be only reported to the dirty cops, because once it’s in the records that he has info on the mob, his death will get looked into more closely.
                Nor is there a convenient “he grabbed my gun” excuse here. A killing here would need to be more subtle.

      • James
        James
        March 3, 2024 at 2:04 am | #

        Maybe? But also Mike fell off a building roof onto concrete, not sure there’s really a case for extra steps needed there.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        March 3, 2024 at 2:08 am | #

        Ethan was there when Mike died iirc. It would be hard to avoid him seeing.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          March 3, 2024 at 8:35 pm | #

          put something in the drip

      • Bash
        Bash
        March 3, 2024 at 2:13 am | #

        Actually this brings up a good point. Do any of the cast know about Asher’s involvement in the most recent kidnapping and therefore Mike’s death? Because Ethan will NOT react well if he finds out.

        • Miri
          Miri
          March 3, 2024 at 5:37 am | #

          Not yet. But Faz may know. And Faz views Amber as family and Joyce as friend.

        • Tan
          Tan
          March 3, 2024 at 9:32 am | #

          Mike’s injuries that eventually led to his death were before Asher pulled the fire alarm that facilitated the kidnapping, nor did Asher know about Mike’s injuries at the time. Whether that is a distinction that would make a difference to Ethan is hard to say.

          (also, y’know… Ethan was among the kidnapped himself)

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            March 3, 2024 at 11:12 am | #

            There’s a plausible scenario where Mike’s injuries didn’t kill him, but a cop killed him keep him from telling the feds about Blaine’s records of which cops where getting mob money.

            the cop who killed Blaine asked him to identify Amazigirl before he killed him. Like they were looking for loose ends to kill.

  15. june gloom
    june gloom
    March 3, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    Well, as long as we’re being open and honest about things.

    (Also, EmCaCo, since I don’t think you saw my reply from the other day, yes my avatar is my OC, her name is Winter!)

  16. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    March 3, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    Being Pounded In The Butt By My Hot Childhood Trama

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      March 3, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

      Aww man all the middle school bullies are right after all, childhood trauma is gay.

    • Dara
      Dara
      March 3, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

      Chuck Tingle is the hero we need AND deserve in these trying times

      • Steelbright
        Steelbright
        March 3, 2024 at 12:43 am | #

        Oh my god it’s so true. Bless Chuck Tingle. You took the words out of my mouth, almost word for word

        • Formedras
          Formedras
          March 3, 2024 at 1:01 am | #

          Pounded In The Butt By The Words Out Of My Mouth

          • Dante
            Dante
            March 3, 2024 at 1:39 am | #

            Y’all are poets tonight

  17. Grimey
    Grimey
    March 3, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    This made me laugh harder than it should have.

  18. Switchchris26
    Switchchris26
    March 3, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

    They might not be great for eachother right now, but they are so damn cute together and I want them to become eachother’s healing touch.

  19. bootshivers
    bootshivers
    March 3, 2024 at 12:16 am | #

    Already healthier than being with Jennifer.

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      March 3, 2024 at 12:19 am | #

      Which is very concerning when you think about it.

      • Steelbright
        Steelbright
        March 3, 2024 at 12:43 am | #

        Yeah not a good standard to hold to, but ehh, here’s hoping anyway!

        • Jamie
          Jamie
          March 3, 2024 at 1:30 am | #

          Low bars were made for vaulting. Preferably with a flourish, but even just stepping over is good.

          • Dante
            Dante
            March 3, 2024 at 1:45 am | #

            I’d embroider this on my bedside rug.

            • Holly
              Holly
              March 3, 2024 at 5:20 am | #

              Do it!

  20. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    March 3, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

    I kinda think this isn’t Asher’s first brush with this.

  21. Joyfulldreams
    Joyfulldreams
    March 3, 2024 at 12:17 am | #

    This is one of the sexiest things to ever happen.

    • milu
      milu
      March 3, 2024 at 6:25 am | #

      And I’ve just watched ContraPoints’ latest video, and that was very sexy.

  22. mai
    mai
    March 3, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

    do you wanna shag the priest or do you wanna shag god

  23. Odo
    Odo
    March 3, 2024 at 12:35 am | #

    Yesssssssssssssss

  24. Versen
    Versen
    March 3, 2024 at 12:44 am | #

    Been there, tread lightly.

  25. Steelbright
    Steelbright
    March 3, 2024 at 12:45 am | #

    It’s unbelievably good to see Ethan making any expression other than dead emo eyes, I can’t help but be hopeful

    • DashWallkick
      DashWallkick
      March 3, 2024 at 1:28 am | #

      A real smile! And not a smirk or a grin, dude’s having fun.

  26. Bryy
    Bryy
    March 3, 2024 at 12:53 am | #

    This is oddly extremely healthy.

  27. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    March 3, 2024 at 1:08 am | #

    Oh wow, how the turns have tabled! https://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-9-comic/01-flyin-to-the-red/urges/

  28. JR
    JR
    March 3, 2024 at 1:21 am | #

    “You’re kinda the reason I was held hostage…like 3 months ago?”

    • Bash
      Bash
      March 3, 2024 at 2:05 am | #

      I think that’s what Asher was expecting. I don’t know if anyone has actually realized that though.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        March 3, 2024 at 2:22 am | #

        Yeah, none of the cast is really in a position to have all the dots to connect.

    • Miri
      Miri
      March 3, 2024 at 5:40 am | #

      Has *Asher* put that together at this point? Does he know that Mike died trying to protect the friends group from the murderer he helped kidnap said friends group that includes Ethan? Or that Ethan and Mike were slightly messed up BFFs?

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        March 3, 2024 at 9:51 am | #

        He has to have put the kidnapping together with his actions – unless Jennifer just never mentioned even casually that she knew the people involved in what had to be the most talked about thing on campus. (Admittedly, they didn’t hook up until after, but still …)

        Knowing about Mike is a bit less likely.

  29. Dante
    Dante
    March 3, 2024 at 1:38 am | #

    THE GENTLENESS AND UNDERSTANDING ON “you’re trying to fuck your trauma, aren’t you?” I’m dying. And Ethan replies with the most genuine smile I’ve seen since before the Hammertimes. You just know that sex’s about to get A++ freaky.

    Is it concerning that Asher has got an “I Can Fix Them” thing? Maybe. My energy is in other things tonight :33c

    • Holly
      Holly
      March 3, 2024 at 5:23 am | #

      It’s double concerning, because his “I can fix them” will lead to the revelation of “I fucked them (all) up” the closer he gets to the social group, and his inability to go back in time and fix his past self’s actions at that point could lead to an unpredictable breakdown, especially if he’s built relationships that he is emotionally dependant on by that point.

    • milu
      milu
      March 3, 2024 at 6:12 am | #

      Listen, under the circumstances (such as this being a DM Willis production) this is SO WHOLESOME

      Asher’s reaction is just perfect. Like obviously Ethan is a bit worried that saying this will end this moment, that Asher will either get defensive or guilty, it takes a bit of courage to say it.

      But Asher doesn’t let his ego ruin the vibe, instead he immediately focuses back on Ethan like ,”duly noted, filed for later; now where were we?”

      It’s ADORABLE and SEXY af

    • lyzyrdwyzyrd
      lyzyrdwyzyrd
      March 3, 2024 at 9:05 am | #

      TBH, I get a “I can make him worse” vibe here.

  30. General Tekno
    General Tekno
    March 3, 2024 at 1:48 am | #

    On the one hand this seems all kinds of messed up, on the other you know what this might actually be the healthiest possible outcome for Ethan?

    Weird indeed.

  31. morhek
    morhek
    March 3, 2024 at 2:09 am | #

    Amber: “Huh, could’a sworn I just heard a shoe drop, but it’s still up there.”

  32. JepMZ
    JepMZ
    March 3, 2024 at 2:24 am | #

    We should stop commenting on the 69th comment. That’s it. For the SOLIDarity

    • CardinalFan
      CardinalFan
      March 3, 2024 at 2:26 am | #

      His logic is infallible. This cannot be argued.

  33. Bleuryder
    Bleuryder
    March 3, 2024 at 2:29 am | #

    Hawt….?

  34. Michael
    Michael
    March 3, 2024 at 4:16 am | #

    Wait till he finds out he’s indirectly responsible for other things, like the mass kidnapping which then led to Mike’s death.

  35. Holly
    Holly
    March 3, 2024 at 5:27 am | #

    I love the fact that, as messed up as Ethan is, and as much as he’s signalling ‘let’s do something unwise and make the world burn’, he actually does the right thing and employs clear communication about a deeply personal motivation up front.

  36. Amelie Wikström
    Amelie Wikström
    March 3, 2024 at 5:31 am | #

    If you think about it really Leland is behind it all.
    No Ethan don’t fuck Leland.

    • staszu13
      staszu13
      March 3, 2024 at 7:55 am | #

      Leland is off at Yale somewhere. Good job Dorothy decided not to go, who knows what type of encounter they would have

  37. Allison Branford
    Allison Branford
    March 3, 2024 at 5:46 am | #

    Honest and open communication is so sexy.

  38. milu
    milu
    March 3, 2024 at 6:27 am | #

    Xjdkeofgdjskcfbbggfds I am a puddle

  39. Alan in DC
    Alan in DC
    March 3, 2024 at 7:25 am | #

    Jennifer who?

  40. Yeet
    Yeet
    March 3, 2024 at 7:48 am | #

    if he was trying to fuck his trauma he’d be looking for someone who’s way snarkier

    • staszu13
      staszu13
      March 3, 2024 at 7:54 am | #

      No, Mike is dead – or in witness protection

    • zee
      zee
      March 3, 2024 at 11:09 am | #

      He retroactively fucked that trauma before it was trauma

      • Yeet
        Yeet
        March 3, 2024 at 1:22 pm | #

        don’t think that really counts tbh
        maybe we’ll see asher get some good true-but-harsh points in at some point though, like the benevolent side of mike
        he did get walky real good in the feels that one time with “I didn’t send sal away, your parents did”

      • clif
        clif
        March 3, 2024 at 1:37 pm | #

        You’re saying Ethan is a hipster?

      • M!a
        M!a
        March 4, 2024 at 12:51 am | #

        That’s pre-emptive fucking, actually.

        • M!a
          M!a
          March 4, 2024 at 12:51 am | #

          [/pedantic]

  41. staszu13
    staszu13
    March 3, 2024 at 7:53 am | #

    Well, Ethan, considering you look like emo now,. that’s a lot of trauma.

    Also, voice headcanon for Asher = Stallone

    • zee
      zee
      March 3, 2024 at 11:17 am | #

      Mine is Johnny Yong Bosch. Like the Ichigo kurosaki/Ne Zha/Rentaro amami voice

  42. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    March 3, 2024 at 8:36 am | #

    I have a prediction that a revelation of a much more recent and terrible trauma is going to destroy Asher and Ethan’s relationship.

    I believe Asher will reveal he prefers GI Joe to the Transformers.

    The movie version.

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      March 3, 2024 at 8:36 am | #

      I’d say he’d prefer the movie Transformers version to the cartoon but that would just be silly.

      😀

  43. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    March 3, 2024 at 11:02 am | #

    Good for Ethan bringing up their shared connection so early.

    They may have a more serious talk about it in the future. But for now, it’s smooching time.

  44. zee
    zee
    March 3, 2024 at 11:21 am | #

    Shit like this makes me glad I’m entering the working force soon bc. I need this slipshine. I need it.

  45. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    March 3, 2024 at 11:57 am | #

    “You’re trying to fuck your traumas, aren’t you?”

    That sounds Exposure Therapy to me.
    What I think it’s great in this couple.

  46. Mturtle7
    Mturtle7
    March 3, 2024 at 12:44 pm | #

    25 years later: “So Dad, what first attracted you to Poppa?”
    Ethan: “…”
    Asher: “…”
    Ethan: “His, uh…kindness…”

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      March 3, 2024 at 7:35 pm | #

      Asher: “…yes, my ENORMOUS and often-displayed amount of kindness”

  47. nothri
    nothri
    March 3, 2024 at 12:50 pm | #

    Okay I still think this is a real bad idea for Ethan’s mental health but on the other hand thumbs up for Ethan actually being upfront about it and some of his intentions and thumbs up for Asher taking all that in stride.

  48. HoopsieDaisy
    HoopsieDaisy
    March 3, 2024 at 4:08 pm | #

    Wait, is “You’re trying to fuck your trauma, aren’t you?” the actual darkest this comic has gotten so far? Like, we’ve had actual deaths. *Shivers*

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      March 3, 2024 at 7:36 pm | #

      darkness comes in many diferent colors

      –Dave, oh hey, a simultaneous shoutout to Biggle _and_ Sucharitkul

  49. dday
    dday
    March 3, 2024 at 9:01 pm | #

    lol getting major venture bros flashbacks here
    https://youtu.be/3oX32xK0zFQ

  50. Arianod
    Arianod
    March 4, 2024 at 3:41 am | #

    I mean, it’s probably not the *worst* way people have tried tackling their trauma in this comic strip (?)

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