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May 5, 2026

Criminals

by David M Willis on April 2, 2024 at 12:01 am
  • 03 – Trystin' in the Wind
└ Tags: dorothy, joyce

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  1. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    April 2, 2024 at 12:01 am | #

    It’s too late Joyce.

    THEY already know.

    *plays “pa$$ the time” by Bronze on hacked muzak*

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      April 2, 2024 at 12:25 am | #

      Great avatar choice for tonight.

    • Lien
      Lien
      April 2, 2024 at 6:18 pm | #

      So it is actually possible to beat Ana Chronistic to the first post ?

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        April 2, 2024 at 7:24 pm | #

        Possible but not easy.

        This is what I do instead of going after P-ranks in Pizza Tower XD

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    April 2, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

    Further subsequent searches:

    “Where can I buy a cat? Time sensitive!”

    “Do the Feds know whether you own a cat?”

    “Do Feds like being called that? Or is it like calling cops pigs?”

    “Not that I would ever do that! I actually like pigs! Pigs are cute! Especially baby pigs!”

    “Where can I buy a pig?”

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      April 2, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      The cops love being called pigs, wym?

    • Dante
      Dante
      April 2, 2024 at 12:11 am | #

      Safely buying a pig is a risky maneuver only politicians seem to have mastered. It’s a gamble otherwise

      • clif
        clif
        April 2, 2024 at 10:15 am | #

        Voting for a politician is kind of like buying a pig in a poke to the ribs.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      April 2, 2024 at 4:13 am | #

      If you need a cat, the Cat Distribution System will provision one for you.

      • clif
        clif
        April 2, 2024 at 10:55 am | #

        Is that what the CDS does? I wondered.

      • Pergola
        Pergola
        April 2, 2024 at 6:23 pm | #

        It’s how I got my cat.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      April 2, 2024 at 8:02 am | #

      1) Borrow a car.
      2) Drive down a country road.
      3) Be overwhelmed by felines.
      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wgfdC6LVBbg

  3. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    April 2, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

    tagged by the Federal Bureau of Intoxication

  4. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    April 2, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    This is ridiculous. They both know Ruth.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      April 2, 2024 at 12:26 am | #

      Yeah, but would you want to ask her how to get drunk on her hall?

      • foamy
        foamy
        April 2, 2024 at 1:21 am | #

        They also both know Jennifer.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          April 2, 2024 at 1:45 am | #

          Jennifer would know how to get booze.

          But that alcohol would come in the form of mixed drinks, incorporating all the bad ideas ever.

    • anon
      anon
      April 2, 2024 at 1:32 am | #

      not sure ruth’s current opinion on joyce/if she’s ‘aware’ of all the major changes she’s been through but i’d expect her to prolly raise an eyebrow if joyce approached her for it even if she was with dorothy

      or she ends up trolling them with a non alcoholic beer pack and they cant tell teh difference

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        April 2, 2024 at 4:15 am | #

        Honestly, some of them are pretty close to their regular counterparts.

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        April 2, 2024 at 10:52 am | #

        Ruth press-gangs a certain former bartender (Jason) into brewing mocktails for Joyce and Dorothy. Because Jason’s life is just not weird enough yet, and continued repeated exposure to Dorothy’s issues is helping to address this deficiency.

  5. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    April 2, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    First of all, Joyce needs to learn how to use TOR.

    Second of all, piracy is a lot easier (and arguably more fun.) Ask Amber how, she’s definitely done her share.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      April 2, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

      You wouldn’t download alcohol

      • Masumi
        Masumi
        April 2, 2024 at 12:20 am | #

        I totally would if I could!

        It’s not like the bacteria producing it are being paid their fair share anyway…

      • Tan
        Tan
        April 2, 2024 at 1:09 am | #

        I would never trust a downloaded mind-altering substance, as a rule.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          April 2, 2024 at 1:46 am | #

          Do news feeds count?

          • clif
            clif
            April 2, 2024 at 2:22 am | #

            I’m trying to figure out if there’s anything on the Internet that doesn’t count.

            • Reltzik
              Reltzik
              April 2, 2024 at 3:53 am | #

              Tracking cookies that operate without the user’s awareness.

              • clif
                clif
                April 2, 2024 at 10:19 am | #

                They aren’t directly mind altering I’ll give you, but their entire point is that they can be used in mind altering ways.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      April 2, 2024 at 7:22 am | #

      Google’s “where can I get a galleon and a parrot.”

      • clif
        clif
        April 2, 2024 at 10:28 am | #

        And for only € 130.40 https://www.meisterdrucke.ie/fine-art-prints/Alessandro-Lonati/1458821/Caribbean-pirate-with-parrot-looking-for-a-treasure-in-a-cave-on-a-beach%2C-with-galleon.-Drawing-by-Alessandro-Lonati..html

  6. Nono
    Nono
    April 2, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    Y’know, if Dorothy wanted to do ‘good things’ without the public scrutiny and challenges of presidency, maybe she could join the FBI.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      April 2, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

      If you no longer want to go into politics because you’re worried that success would require compromising your principles and committing unethical acts in order to get ahead, I feel like going to work for the FBI is the opposite of solving those issues.

      It’s like not wanting to be a sailor because you’re thalassophobic and deciding to become an offshore repair diver instead.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      April 2, 2024 at 12:24 am | #

      There’s no way in our current system for Dorothy to enact the changes she wants to on such a scale she dreams of without compromising some morals. The riddle is out can she enact the most change while compromising the least. Honestly she should be getting real chummy with Carla and/or start developing breakthroughs in emerging technologies so she can fast track to billionairedom and start influencing our social and political systems through the private sector. America’s basically a playground for the hyper rich, her best shot is to try and be as ethical a one as possible. Maybe put actual effort into charity, affordable housing development, education, ect, instead of building stupid cars, ruining social media platforms, hocking bad alcohol, and derailing public transportation projects for hypothetical 3D concept art.

      • spriteless aunty
        spriteless aunty
        April 2, 2024 at 2:49 pm | #

        I don’t know the last 2 there.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          April 2, 2024 at 6:07 pm | #

          I hadn’t heard of it either, but apparently Musk has sold both Tesla beer and tequila?
          I think the last one is his Boring Co. project, but I’d say it was more derailing the public transport using concept art because less cars would be bad for his business.

    • Lien
      Lien
      April 2, 2024 at 6:22 pm | #

      I guess that joining the FBI being considered a good thing is quite fitting from a selfish asshole having been raised in a mobster family…

  7. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    April 2, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    Dorothy’s “I want to kiss Joyce” eyes.

    • Dday
      Dday
      April 2, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      Man I knew I couldn’t be the only one thinking that, holy moly panel two

      • Dante
        Dante
        April 2, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

        And all the following panels. I got flustered!!1!1

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      April 2, 2024 at 12:25 am | #

      I am almost eager for this clusterfuck of bisexual disaster.

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        April 3, 2024 at 1:28 am | #

        as per comment currently above yours,
        “did you mean: flustercuck?”

    • Dara
      Dara
      April 2, 2024 at 2:10 am | #

      YAAAAAS YES YES YES that’s what I came here to type

      exactly this

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      April 2, 2024 at 2:23 am | #

      It honestly took me a moment to realize that those were Joyce’s own hands over her mouth and not Dorothy calming her down.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      April 2, 2024 at 9:23 am | #

      Same eyes Ethan had when he went to make a move on the personification of his trauma.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      April 2, 2024 at 1:07 pm | #

      LOL

  8. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    April 2, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    I actually forgot they aren’t 21 yet. Guess partially because the idea of Joyce breaking the law feels like it would make her combust into flame

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      April 2, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

      night’s still young

    • Loki
      Loki
      April 2, 2024 at 12:35 am | #

      I forgot they are in America.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      April 2, 2024 at 1:51 am | #

      Combusting into flame due to shame, embarrassment, or anxiety is an urban myth. If spontaneous human combustion happens at all, it seems to be linked to copious consumption of alcohol.

      …

      • Woop de doop
        Woop de doop
        April 2, 2024 at 5:41 am | #

        Ahahahaha

        • Woop de doop
          Woop de doop
          April 2, 2024 at 5:42 am | #

          Oh shit that was meant to be a reply for another comment :/

          • Mturtle7
            Mturtle7
            April 2, 2024 at 12:16 pm | #

            I mean, still appropriate here, though! At least in my, darkly humorous, opinion.

  9. Taffy
    Taffy
    April 2, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    Dorothy is already a criminal. We’ve seen her drinking alcohol at least three other times.

  10. Dante
    Dante
    April 2, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

    I can only say the faces here are killing me. There’s just too much fondness going around. So much…. I only realized on third sight Dorothy was putting her arms around Joyce in those last panels.

    I know it’s not going to happen but Willis, this is mean, that’s the kind of expression one makes when you’re about to kiss your bff.

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      April 2, 2024 at 12:50 am | #

      The expressions have many meanings, but it’s true, here they imply a romantic meaning, but it can also be read as “Well, I think it’s time for me to really relax”, because it’s just that, two friends who want to relax. (clarifying the friendship aspect)

    • LaGrosseLegume
      LaGrosseLegume
      April 2, 2024 at 1:14 am | #

      Oh, ya right. I haven’t noticed that her arms a going around Joyce. Good eye!

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      April 2, 2024 at 1:53 am | #

      Yeah, it’s definitely not going to happen. Dorothy knows that kissing Joyce is a bad choice for several reasons, her personality is still built around responsibility and so provides inhibitions against doing something like that, and nothing’s going to happen anytime soon that will lower those inhibitions.

      • Woop de doop
        Woop de doop
        April 2, 2024 at 5:46 am | #

        Who knows what’s gonna happen. WHO KNOWS

    • anonymsly
      anonymsly
      April 2, 2024 at 6:40 am | #

      Dorothy’s not putting her arms around Joyce, though? She’s taking hold of Joyce’s upper arms like you do for someone who’s freaking out and needs to hold still.

      As per usual, I am flabbergasted at the number of people whose position here is ‘omg YAY CHEATING’ when the usual position of the commentariat is ‘BURN THEM’. Joyce is still in a relationship, with which she is still happy. She said so herself in the previous strip!

      • Coco
        Coco
        April 2, 2024 at 9:12 am | #

        I don’t want Dorothy to kiss Joyce, I only want Dorothy to want to kiss Joyce.

        • Woop de doop
          Woop de doop
          April 2, 2024 at 9:34 am | #

          THE ANGST

      • Li
        Li
        April 2, 2024 at 11:21 am | #

        Honestly friend you’re talking about two entirely different groups of people. All we have in common with the people who were getting super bent out of shape during the Fake Dating subplot with Joyce and Jacob is that all of us read the same comic.

        It’s not hypocrisy, it’s “Jane has a different opinion about fictional cheating than Jill does”.

      • Dante
        Dante
        April 2, 2024 at 9:46 pm | #

        I have nothing against Joe and Joyce – They’re super sweet and I liked the slow burn we (comparatively) got, them getting together is the most I’ve liked a straight ship in ages skdgjs

        But for starters Li and Coco here are right. Also consider: This webcomic is my telenovela, my OTP is drama/DoA, and gay yearning is what I love the best ;33

        • Aura
          Aura
          April 2, 2024 at 11:26 pm | #

          “my OTP is drama/DoA, and gay yearning is what I love the best”

          It’s like you reached into my heart and put what you found there into words 🤭

        • Li
          Li
          April 3, 2024 at 2:25 am | #

          +500 to this

  11. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    April 2, 2024 at 12:09 am | #

    Joyce, you know Joe has access to alcohol.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      April 2, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

      Hmm, why does he? Not like I doubt it, I am just forgetting if he had a specific hook-up.

      • AeromechanicalAce
        AeromechanicalAce
        April 2, 2024 at 12:50 am | #

        I’m 90% sure his dad would give him alcohol if asked. Especially if he said it was for a girl.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        April 2, 2024 at 5:19 pm | #

        He casually got drunk last semester (came to class hungover) and there wasn’t a big noise made about it so I’m assuming it wasn’t a strenuous task.

  12. Mollyscribbles
    Mollyscribbles
    April 2, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    Joyce, please — next time, make it look like you were doing research for your writing. Way more plausible than a cat typing it.

    • Dante
      Dante
      April 2, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

      It’s a great advice , though there’s a point you probably still land on some kind of list 🥲

    • anon
      anon
      April 2, 2024 at 1:28 am | #

      I wonder if ‘how to hide a dead body’ search outta curiosity ever actually impedes actual ppl’s investigations

  13. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    April 2, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

    They fought the Law.

    The Law won.

  14. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    April 2, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

    Too fucking adorable. Ironically, illegally adorable.

  15. Throwatron
    Throwatron
    April 2, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

    You’re right, Joyce. Your cat did absolutely type that.

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      April 3, 2024 at 1:30 am | #

      on the internet, nobody knows
      it wasn’t a dog

  16. Steelbright
    Steelbright
    April 2, 2024 at 12:19 am | #

    I hope she found the illustrated Wikihow

    • LaGrosseLegume
      LaGrosseLegume
      April 2, 2024 at 1:07 am | #

      And it was utterly ridiculous and little disturbing

  17. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    April 2, 2024 at 12:25 am | #

    lots of vanilla extract.
    mouthwash.
    cooking wine.
    Time travel to the 90s and get Zima.

    • morleuca
      morleuca
      April 2, 2024 at 4:09 am | #

      Oh my gods, Zima! I loved that stuff! In retrospect I’m not entirely sure why

    • Pergola
      Pergola
      April 2, 2024 at 6:20 pm | #

      You can get ‘spiked soda’ today which is essentially the same thing.

  18. Mewzard
    Mewzard
    April 2, 2024 at 12:42 am | #

    “Trystin’ in the Wind” is certainly an interesting chapter title for the chapter about Joyce and Dorothy sneaking out together to go get a drink together.

    And I love Dorothy’s reaction to pretty much everything Joyce says here.

    • a/snow/mous/e
      a/snow/mous/e
      April 2, 2024 at 8:41 am | #

      a drunken kiss, then joyce freaks out to joe and he’s like “hey, whatever makes you happy”, and joyce discovers polyamory

      • Li
        Li
        April 2, 2024 at 11:17 am | #

        She already knows about polyamory! She has asked Sierra et al about their deal in a bonus strip on Patreon, as you can see from the preview panel about it.

  19. milu
    milu
    April 2, 2024 at 12:51 am | #

    Q: How do crime?
    A: Be gay

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      April 2, 2024 at 3:50 am | #

      Yeah, we’re being baited so fucking hard.

      • Woop de doop
        Woop de doop
        April 2, 2024 at 6:48 am | #

        That’s true…it will likely not go the way I want it to go.

        • a/snow/mous/e
          a/snow/mous/e
          April 2, 2024 at 8:49 am | #

          are you sure you want Dorothy to start a habit of kissing people who are in monogamous relationships??

          • Woop de doop
            Woop de doop
            April 2, 2024 at 9:35 am | #

            Sure why not lol

          • Tesset
            Tesset
            April 2, 2024 at 10:45 pm | #

            Only other girls. Especially if it gets them out of icky hetero relationships (⌒_⌒;)

  20. milu
    milu
    April 2, 2024 at 12:54 am | #

    Anyway, THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS WHEN YOU MASTURBATE

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      April 2, 2024 at 4:19 am | #

      Ceiling Cat snitched?!

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      April 2, 2024 at 3:45 pm | #

      Well, that was . . . something.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      April 2, 2024 at 7:36 pm | #

      is my FBI minder going to worry about me if I don’t?

  21. LaGrosseLegume
    LaGrosseLegume
    April 2, 2024 at 1:10 am | #

    Don’t be the weird one, but why this Dorothy’s “Focus, Joyce”… sounds really soft in my head…
    Fuck my gay ass…

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      April 2, 2024 at 12:22 pm | #

      Not really what I’m into, but I respect your desire for it. And I’m sure SOMEBODY in this comment section would be willing to do it. As long as you use proper lubrication!

  22. Suet
    Suet
    April 2, 2024 at 1:11 am | #

    She knew a cat would type it, because Snoop would never. Or you can just use not-Google.

    Oh how the almighty have fallen

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      April 2, 2024 at 1:15 am | #

      Of course Snoop would never, Carol had him put down.

  23. anon
    anon
    April 2, 2024 at 1:25 am | #

    at this idk about doorthy but at this point joyce could prolly placebo her way into getting drunk or getting rum cakes XD

    or, just make lean https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Qf7Nwt6AUFI

    And enjoy wide angle shots of cute animals https://youtu.be/JKQ1uFSVRJk?feature=shared

    • Dante
      Dante
      April 2, 2024 at 9:51 pm | #

      Fam I fully respect the recipe but, even though Joyce already does Sprite + pills together, lean is probs too strong a start

  24. Bash
    Bash
    April 2, 2024 at 1:33 am | #

    These dorks.

  25. Farmer_10
    Farmer_10
    April 2, 2024 at 2:37 am | #

    Joyce Brown, great at crime

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      April 2, 2024 at 7:31 am | #

      Joyce: I stole some bubblegum!

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        April 2, 2024 at 8:51 am | #

        I’m here to do crime and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of bubblegum cash

  26. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    April 2, 2024 at 2:57 am | #

    Dumbing of Age, Book 17: Let’s Go Become Criminals

  27. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    April 2, 2024 at 3:21 am | #

    the Dorothy/Joyce relationship in short is “let’s go do something fun!” and Dorothy going, “…I will set an appointment.”

  28. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    April 2, 2024 at 3:31 am | #

    In Indiana, I could actually see Joyce being monitored by people who think her involvement in what is probably nationally famous scandals (Far Right anti-LGBT campus shooter bailed out by church to do it again, pastor’s son slashed to pieces) has her presenting a culture war threat.

    Plus, there’s all the LGBT PROPAGANDA she puts out in her Julia comics!

    • Ed Callahan
      Ed Callahan
      April 2, 2024 at 6:12 am | #

      They’d be spending all their time in court, when they weren’t appearing in true crime shows and investigative documentaries across media formats.

      • C.T. Phipps
        C.T. Phipps
        April 2, 2024 at 7:34 am | #

        Poor Julia Gray (the names changed to protect the innocent) will be several Neflix series in this universe.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      April 2, 2024 at 8:38 am | #

      That’s a huge plot I never thought about!

  29. Bryy
    Bryy
    April 2, 2024 at 3:41 am | #

    DO CRIMES, YOU SAY?

  30. CrazyJ
    CrazyJ
    April 2, 2024 at 5:05 am | #

    That’s one smooth criminal

  31. Acher4
    Acher4
    April 2, 2024 at 5:12 am | #

    I know the limit for drinking in USA is 21, but it just feels so weird reading “underage” for a couple of 18 year olds, going on 19.

    • monkyvirus
      monkyvirus
      April 3, 2024 at 5:13 am | #

      Yeah every time I see it in US media I’m so confused. College kids in America seem to drink as much as us UK ones (based solely on media representation) but that’s so bizarre considering us Brits are usually of legal age in first year of uni. Do American students mostly not drink until they’re 21?

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 3, 2024 at 9:29 am | #

        No, they drink illegally.

  32. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    April 2, 2024 at 5:12 am | #

    the loiud shipper squeeeee’ing in the background is getting unbearable lol

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      April 3, 2024 at 1:32 am | #

      have you tried throwing them a Patreon panel or tewo
      so that it goes supersonic

  33. Disastroid
    Disastroid
    April 2, 2024 at 5:48 am | #

    You’ve been struck by whatever is the opposite of a smooth criminal

  34. Katherine
    Katherine
    April 2, 2024 at 5:55 am | #

    I forgot about the drinking age in america for a minute

  35. Plaaaaaa
    Plaaaaaa
    April 2, 2024 at 6:24 am | #

    When is Dorothy going to mention Jennifer already offered to get her booze?

  36. Wraithy2773
    Wraithy2773
    April 2, 2024 at 6:40 am | #

    No, Joyce, the FBI does not care about your underage drinking.

    That said, the university is most likely logging your internet search history if you’re doing it on the college internet, and probably looking for keywords just in case.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      April 2, 2024 at 4:05 pm | #

      keyword: civil rights

    • Pergola
      Pergola
      April 2, 2024 at 6:09 pm | #

      Does anyone here think that deleting your search history actually does anything? Beyond removing -your- access to it?

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        April 2, 2024 at 9:02 pm | #

        It’s so your parents, roommate, spouse, children, or grandchildren don’t see.

  37. Oatmeal Pie
    Oatmeal Pie
    April 2, 2024 at 7:46 am | #

    So, we’ve gone from “hey, maybe Dorothy needs to get laid” to “hey, maybe Dorothy needs to get drunk” (even though she has already done some day drinking at Ruth’s” but still no “hey, maybe someone needs to ask Dorothy what’s wrong”?

    I know, I know, it’s be a less interesting story if that happened but still.

    • a/snow/mous/e
      a/snow/mous/e
      April 2, 2024 at 8:53 am | #

      “hey, maybe Dorothy needs therapy”

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        April 2, 2024 at 8:53 am | #

        but then again, don’t we all

      • Jeremiah
        Jeremiah
        April 2, 2024 at 9:52 am | #

        *”Dorothy need to actually open up to her therapist about her issues.

        • clif
          clif
          April 2, 2024 at 10:53 am | #

          Keep in mind that once you’re president, all of your political opponents are going to be offering your therapist the big bucks to aid them in their “research.”

        • Pergola
          Pergola
          April 2, 2024 at 6:13 pm | #

          Dorothy lies to her therapist. If she is half as smart as Booster, she sees through the lies. Which tells her what she needs to know.

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      April 2, 2024 at 12:41 pm | #

      “It wouldn’t be as interesting as story”, is not actually the problem here, though I get why that would be your go-to explanation.

      The truth is, plenty of people have asked Dorothy what’s wrong, including (especially) herself! The problem isn’t that she doesn’t have anybody to talk to, the problem is that she doesn’t know what to SAY. As she put it a few weeks back (real time), “<a href="https://www.dumbingofage.com/2024/comic/book-14/03-trystin-in-the-wind/pushme/&quot; When *I* figure out what's wrong with me, I'll let you know!”

      Communication and empathy is GOOD, broadly speaking, but not EVERY mental health problem can be solved by sitting the afflicted person down and asking them to talk to you about their feelings! And while “hijinks that are meant to help going disastrously wrong” are a staple of soap opera conflicts everywhere, sometimes you actually DO need to push someone into having new experiences, or new relationships, or a surprise situation, in order to help them get out of a mental health spiral. Just because it’s a stereotype doesn’t necessarily mean it’s always wrong!

      …Yes, I know that Jennifer, Ruth, Becky, and everyone else who’ve tried to “help” Dorothy with their hijinks all failed rather spectacularly, but they didn’t HAVE to, is what I’m saying.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        April 2, 2024 at 4:32 pm | #

        Someone else could tell her exactly what’s up with her, and it wouldn’t solve it. It might help, but ultimately she has to free herself.

        I’m not sure karaoke failed spectacularly. It may just be better to keep us in the dark for now for warp and weft reasons.

      • Mark
        Mark
        April 2, 2024 at 8:14 pm | #

        Hence Joyce’s idea: hang out with Dorothy in a relaxing setting and just talk until something starts to come out. Less ambush-y.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      April 2, 2024 at 1:56 pm | #

      What if, in reality, there’s nothing wrong with Dorothy, and she is at her humanity peak, facing a wacky and cruel world, and facing her own limitations?

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        April 2, 2024 at 4:39 pm | #

        Dorothy duckduckgoing: “How to revolt against the absurd”

  38. thumb
    thumb
    April 2, 2024 at 8:46 am | #

    Joyce has no idea how people look up porn online, much less look *at* porn.

    • Hof1991
      Hof1991
      April 2, 2024 at 8:57 am | #

      She did find Joe and Roz online. And she reads Amber’s fanfic.

      On a serious note, everything you do online is being recorded and your data is being sold. Feature not bug. Even incognito tabs are tracked.

      • clif
        clif
        April 2, 2024 at 10:43 am | #

        it’s okay. I’m remotely using your computer.

      • Lien
        Lien
        April 2, 2024 at 6:25 pm | #

        *Everything you do incompetently*, like for example trusting the incognito mode.
        FTFY.

  39. Lysbeth
    Lysbeth
    April 2, 2024 at 9:10 am | #

    Dumbing of Age book 14: I Did a Subsequent Google Search for “Don’t Worry my Cat Accidentally Typed That” So Maybe I’m Good

  40. clif
    clif
    April 2, 2024 at 10:41 am | #

    I see from the poll that twice as many people think Sarah has changed a little than as harbor perverse sexual lust. That’s pretty impressive.

  41. Nothri
    Nothri
    April 2, 2024 at 11:04 am | #

    Your first mistake was using Google instead of a good search engine

  42. BBCC
    BBCC
    April 2, 2024 at 11:39 am | #

    Oh yeah, the FBI cares a LOT about that underage drinking list. XD

  43. Mturtle7
    Mturtle7
    April 2, 2024 at 12:43 pm | #

    The first three DuckDuckGo results for “Don’t Worry my Cat Accidentally Typed That”, for those who are curious:
    https://www.catster.com/lifestyle/cat-walked-on-keyboard/
    https://techsynchron.com/cat-walked-on-keyboard-no-cursor/
    https://techsynchron.com/cat-walked-on-keyboard/

  44. Da Boy
    Da Boy
    April 2, 2024 at 1:47 pm | #

    Suddenly I crave Dotty and Joyce cosplaying as Marcille and Falin…

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      April 2, 2024 at 9:36 pm | #

      Thank you for that mental image ^^

  45. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    April 2, 2024 at 4:22 pm | #

    Dorothy can imagine every Joyce actions and find everything she do adorable. This is really cute.

  46. Hinoron
    Hinoron
    April 7, 2024 at 3:09 pm | #

    ..I keep forgetting that the drinking age in the USA is 21 (highest in the world?) and therefor college aged students drinking at social is illegal (not that it seems to stop or slow down anyone, mind you).
    Is there a point to passing a law almost no one is going to respect or adhere to?
    Is it just more Universal Criminality in practice? Creating a society where government enforcers can arrest anyone they want at any time, and justify a reason after the fact?

    Deep thoughts for a comic about two pretty smart girls off to have a beer.

  47. Kaiyalai
    Kaiyalai
    April 11, 2024 at 3:41 am | #

    I love these two so much.

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