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Touch-starved

by David M Willis on February 11, 2024 at 12:01 am
  • 03 – Trystin' in the Wind
└ Tags: danny, joe, sal

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    February 11, 2024 at 12:01 am | #

    “or touch-hangry”

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      February 11, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

      They should have a touch Snickers.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 11, 2024 at 6:55 am | #

        Does touching grass help in this scenario?

        • spriteless aunty
          spriteless aunty
          February 11, 2024 at 7:31 am | #

          If the sun is warm, yes, actually.

    • keithcurtis
      keithcurtis
      February 11, 2024 at 12:27 pm | #

      “Touch-thirsty”?

  2. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    February 11, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    Sal and Joe are actually two sides of the toxic sex history coin when you think about it.

    • Grimey
      Grimey
      February 11, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

      I think…I think you may have something there. I’m having a flashback to Sal canonically saying ‘look at me like it’s real’, and Joe’s feelings about intimacy via his dad but I dunno how to connect the two.

      • Despada
        Despada
        February 11, 2024 at 12:35 am | #

        Joe interacts with a woman with the assumption that he’ll be getting sex at the end.
        Sal interacts with a man with the assumption that they’ll want sex from her in the end.

        • Grimey
          Grimey
          February 11, 2024 at 4:19 am | #

          Thank you for putting it to words.

        • Mturtle7
          Mturtle7
          February 11, 2024 at 11:48 am | #

          Absolutely nailed it! Nice one!

        • Dday
          Dday
          February 11, 2024 at 12:12 pm | #

          *in the end* hurhurhur

    • Hexx
      Hexx
      February 11, 2024 at 7:13 pm | #

      More like two terminals of the toxic sex history High Voltage Battery. It’s important they never come together. Things will explode.

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        February 12, 2024 at 2:28 am | #

        so what i’m hearing is that they should never hug

        –Dave, unless it’s behind a paywall, for safety’s sake

  3. Yumi
    Yumi
    February 11, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    Currently working on my own touch issues in the form of being a combination of touch-starved and touch-averse. It’s fun!

    (It might not be fun.)

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      February 11, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

      Can you get a pet? Dogs love touch (especially behind the ears).

    • Time Sage
      Time Sage
      February 11, 2024 at 12:48 am | #

      As someone in the same boat you have my sympathy.

    • morleuca
      morleuca
      February 11, 2024 at 6:42 am | #

      It’s a rough sea to navigate. And so many people don’t understand why you’ll allow some people to touch you and not others. Even worse is when you hit your limit.

      • Felgraf
        Felgraf
        February 11, 2024 at 8:29 am | #

        Would using a cat analogy help those people? Like the “Want touch–okay no that’s enough, I nip if you continue” thing they do sometimes.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 11, 2024 at 6:57 am | #

      Oof, I’ve been there.

      I’m still there, but I’ve been there.

      “No touchy! Nooo touchy! No touch!”

      • Henri
        Henri
        February 11, 2024 at 8:15 am | #

        Worst part of that is that when you tell people they touch you more >.>

        • FaerwenOfValenwood
          FaerwenOfValenwood
          February 11, 2024 at 12:03 pm | #

          THAT IS THE WORST. Why does it happen so often that you ask someone to stop doing something and in response they do it even more??

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            February 11, 2024 at 1:42 pm | #

            Fucking RIGHT? About as much fun as a piss-scented candle T_T

          • Henri
            Henri
            February 11, 2024 at 6:45 pm | #

            I once had somebody respond with “I’m the worst person to say that to!” and proceed to start stroking my shoulders…

            • Yumi
              Yumi
              February 11, 2024 at 7:55 pm | #

              “I really don’t like x.”
              “That’s probably just because you haven’t had a good experience with it! Here, I’ll do it to you and then my violation of your boundaries will surely change your mind about things!”

              • Henri
                Henri
                February 11, 2024 at 9:18 pm | #

                And I’m the unreasonable one when, after two hours of ignoring my polite requests to stop, I swear at them >.<

                • David DeLaney
                  David DeLaney
                  February 12, 2024 at 2:29 am | #

                  an offered e-hug

                  –Dave, no touch involved above the electron and photon level

                • Needfuldoer
                  Needfuldoer
                  February 12, 2024 at 6:08 am | #

                  Two hours? I don’t have the patience to last more than two seconds before profanity happens.

                  If somebody pushed my boundaries like that for two hours I’d probably slug them.

              • Henri
                Henri
                February 13, 2024 at 12:34 am | #

                I can’t reply to the replies to this, so dropping this here, I was in a group study thing and wasn’t able to leave, older woman in the group squeezed my shoulder and I asked her not to because I’m not fond of being touched, she told me she was the worst person to tell that to and proceeded to spend the rest of the session rubbing my arms and across my shoulders despite repeated requests not to.

                In the end I shouted at her “STOP FUCKING TOUCHING ME!” and was reprimanded by the people running the group, she never came back after that, but I was the one who was seen as unreasonable despite everything, they never wanted my side of the story and I have to wonder if the roles had been reversed and I, being a male, was doing the touching if they’d have stepped in.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          February 11, 2024 at 8:23 pm | #

          This is appropriate for this conversation:
          https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Iklm6HXnegY
          The OG version. Joan Jett was better, but Gary Glitter did it first.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            February 11, 2024 at 8:30 pm | #

            Aforementioned Joan Jett cover:
            https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=JiUHRBYjb7I
            You’re welcome.

          • SpaceDorf
            SpaceDorf
            February 12, 2024 at 2:38 am | #

            and here is what she is thinking ..
            https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=x92ccvZCzlg

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        February 11, 2024 at 10:29 pm | #

        no touch! only hug. 🤦

    • Carms
      Carms
      February 11, 2024 at 10:18 am | #

      I know people in this boat. What do you wish the ppl around you knew or were better prepared to hear?

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        February 11, 2024 at 8:04 pm | #

        General ones are accepting that not everyone likes to be touched and that it can actually be a lot you’re asking from someone. My aunt one year insisted that our family hold hands for a blessing before Thanksgiving dinner, and a lot of people were annoyed about it (for various reasons– my aunt is not a popular family member), and she would bring it up like a year later in a mocking way, like, “Oh, it’s such a hardship to hold hands with your family!”

        I got frustrated at that point and snapped, “People should be allowed to set their own boundaries. Why should we have to hold hands because you want to?”

        And then in some settings, like at a volunteer training I went through, there are some things that are supposed to be more “fun” or “goofy” or “ice breaking” that involve touching in some way, and like… even if they say they respect boundaries, if there’s not a touch-free approach available, you might just sit out and then it might be counted against you for not participating.

        Those are more for the touch-averse part. For the combination of touch-starved, touch-averse, I appreciated friends of mine who are more touchy who allow me the one to initiate causal touch in our interactions. I’ll still check in that it’s okay, but it can be done more casually when we know they’re generally onboard with it.

  4. shrub
    shrub
    February 11, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    I dislike Malaya but she’s right about Sal being a fake

    • Bruno
      Bruno
      February 11, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      Gimme two seconds of her life when Sal’s been allowed to be anything resembling real that aren’t with Danny… fake is her real.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      February 11, 2024 at 12:16 am | #

      To some degree, while comically wrong about what she’s being fake about like 99.8 percent of the time.

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        February 11, 2024 at 12:25 am | #

        And while also being even faker herself.

    • Obi Kemnebi
      Obi Kemnebi
      February 11, 2024 at 12:24 am | #

      Not really, at least not in the way Malaya means. Sal doesn’t behave like this because she wants to keep up some image or reputation or whatever. She doesn’t drive a motorcycle and wear a leather jacket and fingerless gloves and smoke because wants to impress other people. She doesn’t want to be a loner because it’s “cool”.

      I doubt her mom ever really held or cuddled her or even just talked gently to her after she was old enough to talk, let alone after the robbery attempt. I wouldn’t put it past her to treat every attempt by Sal to reach out as some kind of trick to “sweeten her up” before asking for something. And then she was sent off to a *catholic boarding school*. Sal probably has relatively little positive experience giving or receiving affection/intimacy (whether physical or emotional), so of course she’s gonna be stiff and hesitant and even potentially suspicious.

      She clearly *wants* to have friends and be close to people, but doesn’t know how. It’s like opening a creaky door. The complaints mean the hinge is rusty, not that it’s pretending to be a wall.

      • Chris Phoenix
        Chris Phoenix
        February 11, 2024 at 3:21 am | #

        Great analogy! Seriously, that’s a really cool way to look at it, and I think you’re right about Sal.

      • Bruno
        Bruno
        February 11, 2024 at 6:53 am | #

        That analogy is so profound that it almost justifies all the hours I’ve spent in internet comment sections.

  5. Dara
    Dara
    February 11, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    I don’t understand the alt-text.

    • Katosen27
      Katosen27
      February 11, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

      Roomies! started on Sept 10.

      • NickG
        NickG
        February 11, 2024 at 5:03 am | #

        DoA also started on Sept 10.

      • jflb96
        jflb96
        February 11, 2024 at 10:09 pm | #

        And Willis has been making comics all the time since then? That’s some dedication

        • David DeLaney
          David DeLaney
          February 12, 2024 at 2:31 am | #

          CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP

          –Dave, kazoo-and-theremin solo breaks out

    • Doopyboop
      Doopyboop
      February 11, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

      Diving into the archives, the year 2023 bucked the trend but in 2022 and 2021, the September 10th strips each had Danny, Joe, and Sal

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2022/comic/book-13/01-bring-me-to-life-drawing/semestersgoingfine/

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-12/01-sister-christian/taptap/

  6. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    February 11, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

    Funny ideas? What could Danny do while holding her hand while walking that would be inappropriate? Besides isn’t she the one who is down bad for Danny?

    She literally asked why they haven’t had sex yet at one point. Not that Danny should do anything rude like smack her ass or something, but I seriously doubt Danny would ever do that.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      February 11, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

      Funny ideas like that she is a sweet romantic who wants to feel cherished by her boyfriend, I guess.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      February 11, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

      Maybe the “funny ideas” being referred to are sappy public displays of affection like a hug good-bye before class or, God forbid, a kiss? A girl can’t afford to get a reputation for having a heart, you know.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      February 11, 2024 at 12:15 am | #

      Like Yumi’s saying, it’s the emotional side of it, not sexual. She can be reluctant to be emotionally vulnerable, like consider how tricky it was for him to get her to accept the bike, then the flowers, etc. She isn’t used to love that isn’t transactional.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        February 11, 2024 at 12:31 am | #

        Took me a minute to figure out what you and Yumi meant, but that makes sense. At least the nonsense understandable, if that makes any sense. Sal is definitely scared of things falling apart, so she is taking her time to open up to Danny.

      • StClair
        StClair
        February 11, 2024 at 12:31 am | #

        This is both true and sad (IMO).

    • Cloud
      Cloud
      February 11, 2024 at 9:09 pm | #

      Because hand holding is the lewdest thing someone can do.

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        February 12, 2024 at 2:32 am | #

        *sudden plewds erupt*

  7. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    February 11, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    I don’t suppose those readings were Amber’s yaoi fanfics ? Xd

    • clif
      clif
      February 11, 2024 at 4:45 am | #

      They weren’t, but they are now.

  8. ian livs
    ian livs
    February 11, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    For real though, being touch-starved is hellish, and there was a point in my life where I didn’t know how to ask for it in a non-sexual context. (Didn’t help that my then-partner was a lot more averse to touch than me.) Luckily, 1) I got better at communicating, and 2) my current partner is as much of a constant cuddlebug as I am.

    But like, being touch-starved outside of sexual contexts is a problem for a lot of men, I think (people of any gender can be, but men are socialized to hug their friends a lot less than women, for example). It makes sense for Joe, too. I hope that he can get to a point where he’s comfortable showing non-sexual affection to his friends *and* comfortable being physically affectionate with Joyce as they both work through their hangups around it.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      February 11, 2024 at 12:37 pm | #

      Yes, it is. I agree 100% with you, and it’s a way lot worse when you’re single.

      The male issue is real, and I cheer myself when I see 2 men hugging.

    • Regret
      Regret
      February 11, 2024 at 1:23 pm | #

      An important part of touch starvation isn’t the physical touch, though that is essential too, it is intimacy. Have you ever hugged someone who was obviously doing it out of a sense of obligation? Didn’t feel the same, did it? We’re a too social species for our own good 🙁

  9. Jerach
    Jerach
    February 11, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

    A rare instance of Danny just being entirely on point in reading people.

    Also damn I am also pretty touch-starved. Like, I finally have somebody I can cuddle with and that’s awesome, but I only get to see them for a weekend once every like 3 weeks and I feel guilty about wanting cuddles basically every day.

  10. BBCC
    BBCC
    February 11, 2024 at 12:12 am | #

    Yessss, further vindication of head canons about Sal.

    But seriously I feel like that reading Dan did is gonna come in handy in numerous ways in his relationships.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      February 11, 2024 at 12:24 am | #

      What did he read? Or is it a mystery?

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        February 11, 2024 at 1:39 am | #

        The concept was brought up in the last panel, you have exactly as much information as the rest of the audience.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        February 11, 2024 at 3:48 am | #

        That Linda is wire mother. Jennifer’s mom makes her look like cloth mother though.

        • StClair
          StClair
          February 11, 2024 at 3:38 pm | #

          I was tempted to drop this reference in above, but I wasn’t sure how many would get it.

          (I read about that years ago, and I still murmur to myself re some interactions/people/characters, “You were raised by the wire monkey, weren’t you.”)

  11. John Campbell
    John Campbell
    February 11, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

    Forget the date, what’s Sal doing in that doorway??

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      February 11, 2024 at 3:30 am | #

      She probably came in their neighbor’s window.

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        February 12, 2024 at 2:33 am | #

        pro-tected by a sil-ver swo-on

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 11, 2024 at 7:02 am | #

      Not saying “hiya!”.

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      Amós Batista
      February 11, 2024 at 9:58 am | #

      She is retiring of Too-cool-for-doorway life.

      • Dday
        Dday
        February 11, 2024 at 1:37 pm | #

        Someone needs her to appear in the doorway and finds her chopping wood in front of a cabin:
        “Ah gave that life up a long tahm ago…”

        • Dday
          Dday
          February 11, 2024 at 1:37 pm | #

          Dammit i meant to say window

  12. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    February 11, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

    She’s already entering the room via door instead of window, don’t push her out of her comfort zone too far!

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      February 11, 2024 at 12:16 am | #

      Also wow Danny’s words to Joe about being touch-starved are really hitting home here.

      • Kim
        Kim
        February 11, 2024 at 12:41 am | #

        It’s good stuff! I like Danny. Sad we didn’t get to see a hug between them, though

        • Freemage
          Freemage
          February 11, 2024 at 1:32 am | #

          I like Danny a lot, and Sal absolutely has been bringing out his best.

        • DailyBrad
          DailyBrad
          February 11, 2024 at 1:34 am | #

          Give it time, this feels like one of those things that’ll get called back to in a climactic moment.

  13. Hazel
    Hazel
    February 11, 2024 at 1:22 am | #

    Sal and Joe should be friends. It would be fun.

    • shrub
      shrub
      February 11, 2024 at 1:26 am | #

      Probably will end up being friends, or at least on friendly terms. Interestingly Joe has the potential to have one of the, if not the, biggest, most diverse group of friends out of the lot of them

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      February 11, 2024 at 1:34 am | #

      For sure. I do feel like there’s a fun potential dynamic there.

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      February 11, 2024 at 12:00 pm | #

      Oddly enough, I kind of feel like Joe might be simultaneously too cool and not cool enough to hang out with Sal. That is to say, he’s not really adventurous or action-oriented the way Marcie or even Amazi-Girl are, but he’s also not very cute and domestic the way Danny is, so I’m not exactly sure where he’d fit into Sal’s limited social life!

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        February 11, 2024 at 4:31 pm | #

        Sal’s into Mario Kart, Danny and Joe have played together. She might enjoy beating him in that.

  14. Jonah (firelight_waltz)
    Jonah (firelight_waltz)
    February 11, 2024 at 2:14 am | #

    but will danny still get that joe hug

    • ElderlyMarxist
      ElderlyMarxist
      February 11, 2024 at 4:55 pm | #

      🙏

      • ElderlyMarxist
        ElderlyMarxist
        February 11, 2024 at 4:56 pm | #

        ooh that avi fits well 🙂

  15. M!a
    M!a
    February 11, 2024 at 2:54 am | #

    Oh look, it’s Hat Guy. Hey Hat Guy!

  16. AGV
    AGV
    February 11, 2024 at 3:20 am | #

    Friend therapyyyyy

  17. Suet
    Suet
    February 11, 2024 at 5:21 am | #

    Ironically, Danny’s describing Joyce more than Joe. And even if she just did some Divinyl-ing, she’s still touch-starved! Self-touching doesn’t mean she’s not touch-starved anymore!!

    ROZ!!!

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      February 11, 2024 at 7:41 am | #

      Um. no. Danny is pretty accurately describing Joe associating “touching” with sex. The fact he’s had a lot of sex is kind of the point; he’s never had emotion-based physical contact with a non-relative that didn’t involve sex.

      Joyce also associates touching with sex, of course. And, based on the rest of your comment, it seems like maybe so do you?

      • Daibhid C
        Daibhid C
        February 11, 2024 at 7:45 am | #

        I put “non-relative” there because I worried it might read like I was suggesting something disturbing. But the more I think about being “touch starved”, the more I wonder if he’s had much physical contact with his close relatives at all.

    • zee
      zee
      February 11, 2024 at 10:28 am | #

      Joyce is a massive cuddle bug who sticks to her friends like glue. She might be craving for more romantic touch, but she’s far from touch starved. Meanwhile I don’t think I’ve seen Joe hug anyone but her. Like, once.

  18. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    February 11, 2024 at 7:53 am | #

    Sal “Why aren’t we fuckin’?”

    Also Sal: “Dont get any funny ideas.”

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      February 11, 2024 at 8:03 am | #

      Yes, it turns out “wanting to have sex” is a conditional thing and people can have complicated feelings about it and feel differently on different days! Who’d have thought?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 11, 2024 at 10:43 am | #

      But she’d say the same even if they’d just fucked.
      The funny ideas here are the romance ones, not the horny ones

  19. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    February 11, 2024 at 8:54 am | #

    “It’s for the best” Joe seems rather put out.

    • Steve C
      Steve C
      February 11, 2024 at 9:46 am | #

      Joe’s put out because Joyce won’t.

      I’ll show myself out.

      • Freemage
        Freemage
        February 11, 2024 at 11:13 pm | #

        Not quite (as amusing as I found the joke); rather, he genuinely isn’t comfortable with touching her, because, as Danny notes, his entire framework is touch -> sex, and he doesn’t want to trigger that scenario just now, either.

  20. Steamweed
    Steamweed
    February 11, 2024 at 10:05 am | #

    Touch starvation is a thing. A damned and terrible thing.

  21. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    February 11, 2024 at 12:52 pm | #

    woke up to a dream of Joe and Sarah doing non-sexual non-violent physical contact. Just leaning against each other doing homework.

    • ElderlyMarxist
      ElderlyMarxist
      February 11, 2024 at 4:56 pm | #

      awww :]

  22. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    February 11, 2024 at 1:48 pm | #

    I didn’t understand Joe’s complaing. Are he starving touch? Like, yesterday in comic, he have touched Joyce during trainning, and it looked pretty normal for a couple.

    • StClair
      StClair
      February 11, 2024 at 3:45 pm | #

      He’s complaining because “everyone” (Dan, in this case) still assumes that “you spent time with a woman, of course you had sex with them”, and also this morning reinforced his “I’m unsafe, I can’t be around women without hurting or ‘ruining’ them” insecurities. Joyce defused it in the moment, but it seems it’s still bothering him.

  23. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    February 11, 2024 at 7:03 pm | #

    Good to see Danny be able to give useful advices to his best friend.

  24. keet
    keet
    February 11, 2024 at 8:09 pm | #

    joe, come on. hug yer bestie eternal!!

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      February 12, 2024 at 2:36 am | #

      DOOO EEET

      –Dave, *popcorn, lorgnettes*

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