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Barb O. Saur 
You sure ’bout that ?
awe she all flustered XD
Gotta follow the carefully rehearsed script.
Jacob continues to be Very Patient.
Sue me, when Jacob and Sarah have a moment, it’s so goddamn fun.
She’s wearing THAT outfit again
She knows what she wants
Well she would get more of it without the longsleved shirt.
or more of her would get out of it without the longsleeved shirt
Sarah can be cute she wants to.
And even more when she doesn’t want to!
Good on him for acknowledging her need to be ‘seen’, without actually making her feel like she’s actually being ‘seen’. XD
Jacob’s too good for…college?
Impossible. Everyone in college is mean.
Not true. I was above average.
“Let me introduce myself. I am Nervous Sarah, Super-Horny. And you are my natural prey. Now, now, there’s no point in putting up resistance. You’re fate is inevitable.”
“Maybe put up a little resistance. So I can keep to the script.”
“Yes, and then don’t be there so I can chicken out and not feel guilty.”
You can do it Sarah, we all believe in you.
Alright, I’m taking bets on how she screws this up. All betters please place your bets before noon.
… so you believing in her means you’re so confident in her that you’ll wager on her against all the doubters?
I believe in her ability to knock on the door and talk to Jacob.
However I do not believe in her ability to get through the entire conversation without fucking up somehow.
I think Kyrik is offering to be the bookie for these bets, not take the opposite side
Precisely.
I bet the closer she gets to the subject (that she wants to be with Jacob), the more she stumbles as all the stupid just falls out of her mouth uncontrollably.
It really sucks when that happens. :\
That’s a good guess as to the immediate future of this situation.
I stumble over my words all the time, doubly so in my attempts to find a partner, so I’m not unsympathetic to that.
“Stumbling of Age” has been a theme of mine on occasion for some time now.
It does!
My bet is she accidentally sets him up with Lucy while trying to ask him out.
Bwahahahaa!
Put me down for 5 on “immediately chokes her well-rehearsed script and bails.”
She needs to psych herself up!
Okay Sarah, Jacob is giving you the time to give a good presentation.
Or sneak away with only minimal embarrassment! Yeah, that one!
If Sal get in through a window, he can get out through one too
I hope this ship actually moves forward. Sarah deserves to get a slipshine. Sal and Walky are the only ones holding it down for the black folk right now. Sarah’s past due to represent. Jacob too actually.
Considering everyone considers him the sexiest man in the cast in universe it is past time for us to see him nude lol
“Hey, Sarah, you deserve to be in pornographic material, showing your actual sexual activity, which gets put onto the internet without your consent or knowledge for all the world to see.”
…
I mean, I know what you mean, and I don’t necessarily disagree with you, but I think she would.
She isn’t real!
Inside the story she is real and we are a fantasy.
This comment has achieved peak strange in the context of this conversation thread.
…. did you know what you were doing when you threw down that gauntlet?
We haven’t covered her kinks. Maybe all her privacy/repression leaks out on only fans. We don’t know.
We know she wasn’t bluffing: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/04-the-whiteboard-dong-bandit/bluffing/
Dark Pit of Nothing
Dark Pit of Despair
Dark Pit of Otherness
Dark Pit of You Can Do This
I mean, it ain’t in her universe, it’s not like Roz/Joe.
Plus, in this scenario, Sarah’s getting railed by Jacob, so she might still be on board, regardless.
“without your consent or knowledge” yikes
I think you might be stepping into parasocial there, characters aren’t real and it’s not creepy to view them doing things which are generally private. The creator consents to showing/writing/drawing that stuff, and that’s the part that matters.
Oh god is the “fictional characters can’t consent therefore all smut is SA” conversation happening again???
…again?
Oh dear god dear lord. That is just too terminally online for me.
If she doesn’t like it, she can let us know in the comments.
At least minorities as a whole have gotten pretty good representation in Slipshine. Besides Sal and Walky, we’ve also had Malaya, Dina, Jennifer and Roz.
I think the only full on white action that I can remember is Danny/Amber (and maybe Ethan/Mike).
I don’t dispute that Mike was white, but are we completely certain he was 100% human?
Possibly not. After all, how many of those mothers got knocked up again?
Hey, now. He may have done your Mom often, but Mike was always responsible. He knew better than to end up making more people.
Not all of them were mothers when he banged them. That part happened later, and we’ll leave it to the imagination whether the two events are directly related.
This makes me curious as to which character has featured the most in slipshines. Sal maybe, or Danny? I think they both have two. Any character been the star of more than two? Amber or Jennifer possibly? Mike maybe? Has he only been in one despite all the mom fucking he claimed to be responsible for?
In three:
Amber (w Mike (SP) and w Danny twice)
Danny (w Amber (twice) and w Sal)
In two:
Mike (with Amber (SP) and w Ethan)
Sal (w Jason and w Danny)
Jennifer and Ruth
For the tie-breaker, did either Amber or Danny appear in the one panel Slipshines?
Alternately, pretty sure one of those Ambers was actually Amazi-Girl (and the other was split), so that leaves Danny as the winner with three and Amber and AG with two apiece.
Technically Sarah has had a Slipshine. It’s just that it was one panel, and only involved Other Jacob.
A quick search of Willis’s NSFW Patreon ( https://www.patreon.com/user?u=91104685 ) suggests that there are some Sarah posts there as well.
“Dammit, now I have to spend another 117 minutes psyching myself up.”
sarah.exe has crash. Please wait while her system rebooties.
You can do this!
God I love Jacob so much
Jacob is too good for Sarah, and I mean that as a compliment. He’s aware she’s super into him, aware she has a difficult past, even dated her sworn enemy without knowing it, and he’s just patiently waiting for her to get over her fear of vulnerability to accept her.
I think he’s lonely.
It’s possible, but he’s put a lot of effort into Sarah for seemingly no reason. He sees something in her.
I mean, he also sees that he’s in a position of power and is playing with her a lil bit. Not sure he comes off as *totally* generous here.
Adult emotions are hard!
Jacob just being a good guy.
Sarah proceeded to stand out there until the next day, continually hyping herself up
Sarah in panel four is a hoot.
I didn’t authorized Willis to put me in this stripe ( I’m Sarah
)
Jacob is so sweet XD
“I’m here to knock on your door and knock boots with you. But it must be exactly in that order.”
Sarah should murder Jacob for this. He’s deliberately setting her up to be endearingly awkward, and it’s endangering her 8th Amendment rights.
Agreed, motion passes, death penalty unlocked.
Now now let’s not be harsh here. ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!
it do be like that when your script gets cut off
Jacob must be feeling so so smug right now.
Ok, he really is the perfect man.
As they say on Archer, SPLOOSH!
panel five jacob omg
I may be wrong. But looks like there’s a possibility that Jacob is kinda interested in Sarah.
Some people, some of the time, find difficult or puzzling people intriguing. If there’s a good core once you’re past the puzzle, you can win big, with your own patience and understanding on display the whole time. If.
We know that Jacob was impressed with Joyce’s fierce defense of her friend; Sarah’s baseball bat might also impress him.
I think he’s *been* interested, but he just isn’t going to deal with some of her shittier behaviors in the past. He knows she likes him, he’s intrigued enough by her, but she has to meet him halfway or he’s willing to shut things down, as we’ve seen.
I don’t care for the the idea of Sarah+Jacob to begin with, not even a little bit, and so I hope this entire thing all burns down around Sarah.
But ignoring that… if Jacob is actually into Sarah at all, he needs to just go ahead and let her know. Or, more importantly and possibly more relevantly, if he’s not into Sarah at all, he needs to definitely let her know, and the sooner the better, rather than just stringing her along for his own amusement (or whatever the case may be). Because, really, if he’s not into her, then this here is rather dubious behavior on his part (especially with that seemingly mocking expression in the penultimate panel).
That’s why I do think he’s into her. He wouldn’t deliberately string her along.
Y’know, Sarah’s pretty cute when she’s attempting to imitate a warm-blooded hu-mon.