I have a NSFW Patreon, did you know? And while usually it’s just shitposting naked people, and…  yeah okay this is basically that.  Two years ago we got a festive holiday Joyce pin-up, last year we got Amazi-Girl, and this year we’ve got Season’s Greetings from Sal!  She’s the ralsdon for the… Salsdon?

No, that doesn’t work.  Rewrite.