Dumbing of Age

I have a NSFW Patreon, did you know? And while usually it’s just shitposting naked people, sometimes once in a blue moon something canonical pops up. Not a story. But an image, a snapshot of something that probably actually happened.  Or maybe something that should’ve happened a little more under hopefully audio-dampening covers.  Sorry, Sarah, I also had a sexually-active roommate in college, but in your favor I imagine fingers are a little more discreet.  But not completely.  Oh, what a terrible day to have ears.