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May 22, 2026

Bounded

by David M Willis on March 11, 2025 at 12:01 am
  • 03 – Me And Who You Say I Was Yesterday
└ Tags: jennifer, joyce, walky

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  1. maxh
    maxh
    March 11, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

    Is it a bounded series or a Taylor series?

    • clif
      clif
      March 11, 2025 at 12:34 am | #

      If the Taylor series is infinite and unbounded, you might try a Taylor polynomial approximation instead.

      • AbacusWizard
        AbacusWizard
        March 11, 2025 at 1:10 am | #

        If there’s a Fast Fourier Transform, there’s got to be a Swift Taylor Series.

        • clif
          clif
          March 11, 2025 at 1:41 am | #

          If not, in the days before digital computers, you could do a slow Fourier Transform using a Mader–Ott Harmonic Analyzer.

          Hm. Google tells me that there is a YouTube video of Taylor Swift explaining Taylor series in 90 seconds, which I do find rather Swift.

          • Aquila
            Aquila
            March 11, 2025 at 4:01 am | #

            If I weren’t an atheist, I’d be thanking God that I don’t have to deal with complex mathematics.

    • Delavan
      Delavan
      March 11, 2025 at 11:00 am | #

      I love that this was the first post. Well done.

    • Jerach
      Jerach
      March 17, 2025 at 11:28 am | #

      As somebody who’s gonna teach my students about complex Taylor series’ today this tickles me quite a bit.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    March 11, 2025 at 12:03 am | #

    Can’t say I’m familiar with any TSwift songs called “Probably Shut Up”. Is that one from her feud with Katy Perry?

    • clif
      clif
      March 11, 2025 at 12:55 am | #

      No idea, but I don’t know why Joyce would lie about it.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      March 11, 2025 at 1:29 am | #

      Why would those two have a feud?

      • clif
        clif
        March 11, 2025 at 1:43 am | #

        With Joyce and Walky, it just comes naturally.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        March 11, 2025 at 2:47 am | #

        I have no idea, but they did, and the good news is that it resulted in some truly unlistenably bad music from both parties.

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          March 11, 2025 at 9:41 am | #

          If only more pop artists dropped feud tracks like “Not Like Us”.

          • Thag Simmons
            Thag Simmons
            March 11, 2025 at 10:09 am | #

            For what it’s worth Kendrick Lamar was on one of them

    • Rose by Any other Name
      Rose by Any other Name
      March 11, 2025 at 8:57 am | #

      Honestly, neither am I. Like, I know she exists, but I’m not familiar with any of her music.
      Of course, I’m not super into Pop in general. The only notable pop artists in my music library are P!nk and Paramore.

  3. sultryglebe
    sultryglebe
    March 11, 2025 at 12:03 am | #

    Someone seems lonely.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      March 11, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

      I wonder if she’s still looking for a viable character witness

      • clif
        clif
        March 11, 2025 at 12:59 am | #

        Like Johnny Lee, she’s looking in the wrong places.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          March 11, 2025 at 1:08 am | #

          Unfortunately for her she doesn’t really have a right place to be looking, just a selection of bad ones

    • Suet
      Suet
      March 11, 2025 at 4:06 am | #

      Lonely? Nah. I don’t think she’s gonna end up with Dorothy soon.

      Of course not…
      Of course not.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        March 11, 2025 at 6:11 am | #

        Well, the last time Jennifer started spiraling after running into Alice she embroiled herself in a self-destructive lesbian relationship, so it wouldn’t be too surprising

        Dorothy can do better though

      • Steamweed
        Steamweed
        March 11, 2025 at 8:26 am | #

        Jennifer and Dorothy, going out (or staying in) drinking, would be bad. Much regrets the following morning.

        • Rose by Any other Name
          Rose by Any other Name
          March 11, 2025 at 8:51 am | #

          Drinking? Yeah. Hope that’s not where this is going.

          Dorothy and Jennifer having sex stone cold sober – that I would be onboard for. MAYBE it would get both of them to finally admit that they’re bi.

    • DashWallkick
      DashWallkick
      March 11, 2025 at 4:09 am | #

      Of course she’s not, look at her, she’s very very specifically doing her best to *not* look lonely.

  4. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    March 11, 2025 at 12:03 am | #

    It’s nice to see Walky trying hard at math instead of just assuming he is.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      March 11, 2025 at 8:30 am | #

      Now I want to see a montage of various cast members trying to help Walky with his math. Joyce explaining bounded sequences. Jason discussing convergence and divergence. Sal demonstrating power series. Amber (or maybe A-G) discussing parametrics.

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        March 11, 2025 at 5:17 pm | #

        One of Joyce’s less-spotlighted traits in the other universe was her talent with complex math. Seems that might have carried over to this one. Though, being good at Thing and being able to TEACH about Thing are entirely different skillsets.

        Walky was secretly smart in the other universe and is not-so-secretly smart in this one. There are any number of reasons why a smart person might fail to absorb knowledge, but I am disinclined to try diagnosing him.

        • Jerach
          Jerach
          March 17, 2025 at 11:29 am | #

          I mean, I think multiple characters including Walky himself have suggested he has ADHD, which would certainly explain “is smart but struggles really hard to maintain focus on certain things.”

    • anon
      anon
      March 11, 2025 at 5:58 pm | #

      LOL well joyce has been known to be good at math but surprised he wouldn’t ask his gf or someone else that doesn’t have as much contempt for him as joyce

      tho i can totally imagine some celeb/popstar being asked to make an ‘educational’ catchy song or so XD;

  5. Imogen
    Imogen
    March 11, 2025 at 12:03 am | #

    It hurts seeing a dynamic she used to fit into comfortably. Well, sort of uncomfortably, really. But at least she fit.

  6. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    March 11, 2025 at 12:03 am | #

    Taylor Series is gonna mess Walky up after this.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      March 11, 2025 at 12:20 am | #

      I looked those up and they are awesome. Thank you for the chance to learn something.

      • AbacusWizard
        AbacusWizard
        March 11, 2025 at 1:11 am | #

        They’re so useful! If you’ve got a complicated function you can just pretend it’s a polynomial instead and we already know everything about polynomials!

        • clif
          clif
          March 11, 2025 at 1:50 am | #

          We already know everything about polynomials. – Good one.

        • Steamweed
          Steamweed
          March 11, 2025 at 8:31 am | #

          Oh, yeah, calculus is a totally solved area of human study. Thoroughly developed; completely explored.

  7. Doopyboop
    Doopyboop
    March 11, 2025 at 12:04 am | #

    Walky and Joyce would make for some interesting metamours. I think they’d get along fine and share Dorothy tips.

    • clif
      clif
      March 11, 2025 at 1:02 am | #

      They kind of almost qualify already.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      March 11, 2025 at 4:21 am | #

      Joyce and Walky?

      Maybe in some other universe!

    • morleuca
      morleuca
      March 11, 2025 at 4:51 am | #

      Sharing Dorothy’s tips?

      • Doopyboop
        Doopyboop
        March 11, 2025 at 5:00 am | #

        Hehehehe…

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      March 11, 2025 at 8:32 am | #

      Sharing Dorothy tips.
      Giving Dorothy tips.

  8. mindbleach
    mindbleach
    March 11, 2025 at 12:04 am | #

    Jennifer absorbed none of this math class. Enthralled by watching these two bicker.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      March 11, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

      In fairness, same. I have learned no math from reading Dumbing of Age, but have gotten plenty of enjoyment from watching characters bicker.

      • True Survivor
        True Survivor
        March 11, 2025 at 12:08 am | #

        Speak for yourself. I just did some research and relearned what a bounded sequence is. Its awesome.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          March 11, 2025 at 12:10 am | #

          I know what Bounded Sequence is!

          … It’s that Disney Channel sitcom, the one that started whatshernane.

          • clif
            clif
            March 11, 2025 at 1:10 am | #

            It it’s on the Disney Channel you have to ask if it’s an ordered sequence.

            • Steamweed
              Steamweed
              March 11, 2025 at 8:34 am | #

              My sister’s a fan. But the tv station has them out of order. It’s all a disordered sequence. She has opinions about this.

              • clif
                clif
                March 11, 2025 at 7:44 pm | #

                Same.

        • Jamie
          Jamie
          March 11, 2025 at 1:09 am | #

          I’ve never been able to understand sequences and series. =/

    • Segnosaur
      Segnosaur
      March 11, 2025 at 1:39 am | #

      Was Jennifer actually in math class with Joyce/Walky? I don’t know what the requirements of her major are, so I don’t know if math is a requirement. (It does look like she was coming from the same building Joyce and Walky were, but it doesn’t look like she had any books, so maybe her appearing there was a random occurance.)

      • Effie
        Effie
        March 11, 2025 at 10:20 am | #

        Roll on the random encounter table!
        1. Jennifer
        2. Sudden Dorothy!
        3. Asher, leaning on a wall and smoking
        4. Amazi-Girl – that’s when the hero shows up!
        5. Dina doesn’t know how she got there
        6. Charlie doesn’t know how she got there
        7. Ruth, we should put a bell on her
        8. Becky! Did you know she’s a lesbian?!
        9. phantom Mike in your head
        10. roll 1d100 and consult the Randomer Encounters table

    • Leadsynth
      Leadsynth
      March 11, 2025 at 3:49 pm | #

      What is Jennifer thinking here? Is Jennifer thinking that Joyce is encroaching on her role of “bicker with Walky”? And realizing that she’s not OK with that?

  9. Cholma
    Cholma
    March 11, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

    You should’ve used Psalty or the Church mouse as a reference, Joyce!

    • JA
      JA
      March 11, 2025 at 12:49 am | #

      What about Hymmel the Singing Hymnal?

      • APW
        APW
        March 11, 2025 at 2:08 am | #

        Wasn’t it “humming”? (why do I even remember this?)

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          March 11, 2025 at 4:22 am | #

          Alliteration is a hell of a drug.

          • Steamweed
            Steamweed
            March 11, 2025 at 8:36 am | #

            Apocalyptic alliterating addiction.

            (okay, so that’s smart-ass-onance instead)

        • Leadsynth
          Leadsynth
          March 11, 2025 at 3:52 pm | #

          Good memory! It was totally Hymmel the Humming Hymnal!

          Which was a parody of Psalty the Singing Songbook… Which is funny to me because the name “Psalty the Singing Songbook” sounds MORE like a joke to me than “Hymmel the Humming Hymnal” does.

      • Steamweed
        Steamweed
        March 11, 2025 at 8:35 am | #

        That would give Walky flashbacks. Best to avoid that.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          March 11, 2025 at 11:56 pm | #

          They did agree that it never happened

  10. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    March 11, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

    I think Sabrina Carpenter is this generation’s current pop star idol right?

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      March 11, 2025 at 12:08 am | #

      Dear Cheese, I hope not. Olivia Rodrigo is so much better. All of Sabrina’s songs give of the stereotypical “stuck-up cheerleader” vibe. Annoys me so much.

      • AMagicalDuck
        AMagicalDuck
        March 11, 2025 at 12:16 am | #

        It’s Sabrina Carpenter. I don’t get it either. Literally her only song I’ve heard is Espresso and like it’s not bad but not that good. I think it should be Chapel Roan

      • CallynD
        CallynD
        March 11, 2025 at 1:12 am | #

        Don’t make Olivia Rodrigo be a pop star. I love her, but she makes punk. It’s super lite pop-punk, but it’s punk and no one else is doing that. Let’s get her to go into rock stardom.

      • Joy
        Joy
        March 11, 2025 at 2:25 pm | #

        Most “stuck up cheerleader” characters in fiction are written by creepy nerds who don’t understand consent. We’re talking the type of person who you’d be glad doesn’t have self confidence in high school because they’d be a rapist by now otherwise. Most cheerleaders I’ve known who come across that way just have self confidence and assertiveness in a misogynistic society.

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          March 11, 2025 at 2:41 pm | #

          I do wonder where those tropes come from? It’s been over a decade, getting closer to two since I’ve been in high school, but I do remember most of it. I was a nerd but I don’t remember the cheerleaders being super catty mean girls. I knew one in my english class. She seemed nice enough. The jocks weren’t really jerks either. In fact some of the meanest kids I remember were other nerds. Cliques do form but usually everyone seemed mostly okay. Bullying and stuff happened but it’s definitely not like they show in the teen drama shows.

          • Li
            Li
            March 11, 2025 at 7:36 pm | #

            So, SOME of it is definitely because a certain stripe of entitled boy winds up feeling like “not being romantically interested in me (even if I never even spoke to her and she has no reason to know I’m alive, much less pining after her)” is a villaneous injustice that must be being perpetrated by evil shallow bongoes.

            But also, consider that it’s just not very narratively effective to tell a story where you’ve got one (1) protagonist, and then the antagonist is split across like twelve different characters who only ever briefly interact with the protagonist for four years of high school.

            It just makes a lot of sense to reduce “a lot of different girls said mean things to me once” into a single character, and in order for that character to be an effective antagonist, it makes sense to give them social capital in the form of significant popularity.

            I was talking about this the other day, back when we last saw Jennifer’s flashback, but — I don’t think cheerleaders are usually beloved by an entire school, so much as that they TEND to be outgoing and athletic. They play a team sport, which gives them and the other cheerleaders a shared interest, and the other cheerleaders are also outgoing… so, they have kind of a built-in friend group, among which there will often be at least one girl who’s especially pretty and well-liked in the group. If they also date guys on the football team (due to proximity and shared interests), they also have that as a further extension of their friend group. A football team’s worth of friends is a lot bigger than most high school friend groups, so, you wind up popular in at least one sense of the word by default. This also gives you more people willing to vote for you when it comes time to choose prom queen.

            Then, too, football games are one of the bigger social events a high school can have, and sometimes attendance is even mandatory (it kind of depends on how into “school spirit” a given school is), so, unlike other group activities a school might do (like choir), cheerleaders are more likely to at least have moments where they’re performing their skills while also being the center of attention.

            So, you’ve got this combination where student athletes tend to have more friends and get more opportunities for being the center of attention, plus the narrative convenience of a singular focused antagonist, and is it any wonder that cheerleaders and football players often become bullies in fiction?

    • Viktoria
      Viktoria
      March 11, 2025 at 12:12 am | #

      Based on the current sliding timescale, Olivia Rodrigo is a solid choice for Disney Channel into music stardom, which, given that Chappell Roan opened for her tour a couple years ago, was…a significant moment for a lot of Joyce-like girls.

      • clif
        clif
        March 11, 2025 at 1:53 am | #

        There are a lot of Joyce-like girls? [Insert skeptical face emogi here]

    • Carla's #2 Fan
      Carla's #2 Fan
      March 11, 2025 at 2:52 am | #

      She’s certainly our/ their blonde one! Fits the bill Joyce was looking for. I’m a millennial/ gen z cusper, but I’ve definitely seen people older than me enjoying her too. I watched Girl Meets World with my younger sister, so maybe I’m biased, but it hurts to see people here ragging on her.
      Cholma – if you’re willing to give her another chance, try “Thumbs”, “because i liked a boy”, and/or “Exhale”
      AMagicalDuck – lets not unnecessarily pit women against each other. There’s room for both, they seem to enjoy each other, and I promise you my demographic loves both

      • ZombieKyrik
        ZombieKyrik
        March 11, 2025 at 3:48 am | #

        I have to ask; is Carla’s #1 Fan Carla herself?

        • Carla's #2 Fan
          Carla's #2 Fan
          March 11, 2025 at 1:15 pm | #

          Yeah, it is! Although I’ve considered changing my name since Charlie’s been around

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        March 11, 2025 at 7:02 am | #

        I often found the show disappointing, but her character was my favorite (well, of the episodes I watched, which wasn’t most). My problem is that my brain still defaults to thinking of her based on those appearances, and I need it to catch up to her current image.

      • Steamweed
        Steamweed
        March 11, 2025 at 8:38 am | #

        Carla’s number 2 fan is herself. Carla’s number 1 fan is the entire rest of humanity, tied. This is per Carla’s beliefs, which are correct.

        • Effie
          Effie
          March 11, 2025 at 10:23 am | #

          and Carla’s number 3 fan is Charlie, which is why she’s so anxious around her

          • StClair
            StClair
            March 11, 2025 at 11:48 am | #

            what? no, Carla is never anxious, she’s a goddess!
            (hnnnnnng)

    • Joy
      Joy
      March 11, 2025 at 2:23 pm | #

      Omg Sabrina Carpenter!!!! I love the vibe of espresso, it’s been my mood lately in my dating life.

  11. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    March 11, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    Jennifer wants to help.

    • StClair
      StClair
      March 11, 2025 at 12:10 am | #

      she’s a problem solver.
      (at least in her own mind.)

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        March 11, 2025 at 12:36 am | #

        Meaning, not a solver _of_ problems, but a solver _with_ problems.

        • StClair
          StClair
          March 11, 2025 at 12:52 am | #

          Sometimes both!

        • Mark
          Mark
          March 11, 2025 at 7:03 am | #

          A problematic solver.

      • Steamweed
        Steamweed
        March 11, 2025 at 8:39 am | #

        She’s a solving problem. The ex who finds other exes.

  12. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    March 11, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    Ah, just the people to demonstrate with whom she can keep friends. To herself if nobody else.

  13. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    March 11, 2025 at 12:08 am | #

    Extremely human? There’s too much in the world for one person to know it all

  14. Shakes
    Shakes
    March 11, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

    I can relate to all three characters in this comic.

    • MK15
      MK15
      March 11, 2025 at 12:15 am | #

      Same.

      But I also know enough that it’s bugging me to see Selena Gomez’s name spelled wrong in the alt text :p

  15. Inahc
    Inahc
    March 11, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

    Joyce still knows more than I do about taylor swift 🤣

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      Dana
      March 11, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

      Everything I know about Taylor Swift I know from watching Taylor Tomlinson standup specials.

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        Aura
        March 11, 2025 at 1:02 am | #

        omg Taylor Tomlinson <3

      • JBento
        JBento
        March 11, 2025 at 9:22 am | #

        TT is AMAZING

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    I wish I could be in Joyce’s position and not know who Taylor Swift is.

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      I understand there are drugs you can take.

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      March 11, 2025 at 8:40 am | #

      There are at-home do-it-yourself lobotomizer kits. I do not recommend them. 0/5 stars.

  17. ZombieKyrik
    ZombieKyrik
    March 11, 2025 at 12:12 am | #

    Jennifer/Billie seems to be lost at the moment; not where she is physically, but mentally. I can’t tell if she just wants friends right now, or if she is going to withdraw even further away from people.

    • Dana
      Dana
      March 11, 2025 at 12:16 am | #

      Sadly, those two options are not mutually exclusive.

      • ZombieKyrik
        ZombieKyrik
        March 11, 2025 at 2:05 am | #

        True
        Considering how she’s been acting there’s a good chance of both right now.

    • Whirlakitty
      Whirlakitty
      March 11, 2025 at 9:35 am | #

      Pretty sure she’s really craving friends. Unfortunately, there are a lot of people who would be absolutely happy to be friends with her, but she spent a lot of effort pushing them away. Which seems to be a bit of a cycle for her.

  18. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    March 11, 2025 at 12:13 am | #

    I mean, she isn’t wrong, that accounts for a lot of them. In addition to the ones in the alt-text, Sabrina Carpenter got her break on Girl Meets World and even if it took a little bit, she became a huge musician. Olivia Rodrigo is also a big example, though moreso for singing, as I think her show was a lesser hit.

    For a lesser example, there’s also Dove Cameron. No shade on her, just Sabrina has become a huge star, and Dove’s not on that level at the moment.

  19. Van Jealous
    Van Jealous
    March 11, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

    …or Annette Funicello…

    • clif
      clif
      March 11, 2025 at 1:17 am | #

      At last, someone I recognize. Damn you, Multiple Sclerosis.

      • Mark
        Mark
        March 11, 2025 at 7:08 am | #

        The most recent song to get stuck in my head was by Heart. So, y’know, the past exists, and some of it was pretty good.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      March 11, 2025 at 8:42 am | #

      Ahh, the founder. The original. 🙂

    • Van Jealous
      Van Jealous
      March 12, 2025 at 12:17 am | #

      OOPS! Totally forgot about…HALEY MILLS!

  20. AnonGrouch
    AnonGrouch
    March 11, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

    how long has it been since these two have just ‘been talking to each other in a playfully antagonistic fashion alone’?

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      March 11, 2025 at 12:33 am | #

      Long enough that Jen-a-billie can’t tell if they’re dating now or not. She’s lost track.

  21. butts
    butts
    March 11, 2025 at 12:16 am | #

    this is already more math than i was expecting to be in DOA ever

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      March 11, 2025 at 8:44 am | #

      Willis starts a DoA courses tutoring side venture. The characters take turns explaining math and science concepts.

    • anon
      anon
      March 11, 2025 at 5:58 pm | #

      well, it’s not the first time a walkerton sibling has struggled in math class XD

      tho, whiel it’s good walkys putting in effort i can totally imagine him to not care/half ass it like “meh i’ll just double down in disappointing my parents” lol

    • Owlmirror
      Owlmirror
      March 11, 2025 at 8:21 pm | #

      I have heard that there is a Pornhub/Onlyfans star who has a side channel or whatever it’s called of science/math explainers.
      [Duckduckgo]

      Her name is Zara Dar, and she gives STEM lectures, and the SFW videos are also on Youtube.

      It occurs to me that damnyouwillis could combine pornos with STEM and create some Pornographique Scientifique (Technologique/Mathematique)(I have no idea how to Frenchify “engineering”)

  22. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    March 11, 2025 at 12:16 am | #

    She is blonde and she does sing probably. That is an accurate description of Taylor Swift.

    • clif
      clif
      March 11, 2025 at 1:22 am | #

      Now wait. Does she sing Probably or does she sing Probably, Shut Up?

      • UrsulaDavina
        UrsulaDavina
        March 11, 2025 at 1:02 pm | #

        That’s head scratcher I would say she sings probably, shut up.

  23. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    March 11, 2025 at 12:22 am | #

    You drove out the toxic people in your life, Jennifer! Don’t give in!

    Walky was friends with Mike!

    • clif
      clif
      March 11, 2025 at 1:56 am | #

      Is toxicity by proxy a thing?

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        March 11, 2025 at 3:10 am | #

        Only if you believe the son should be punished for the sins of the father.

      • Effie
        Effie
        March 11, 2025 at 10:33 am | #

        proxicity

    • DashWallkick
      DashWallkick
      March 11, 2025 at 4:11 am | #

      I mean, they were in the same dorm. Kinda didn’t have much of a choice but befriending him.

    • ZombieKyrik
      ZombieKyrik
      March 11, 2025 at 4:30 am | #

      I’m not sure Walky considered Mike his friend, or vice versa. They were roommates, and they occasionally spoke, but there’s a good chance Walky didn’t think of Mike as a friend. Mike almost certainly didn’t consider Walky a friend.

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        March 11, 2025 at 12:39 pm | #

        Walky was devastated by his death and while not a pure indicator is, well, indicative.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          March 11, 2025 at 10:19 pm | #

          It’s easy to be devastated by the death of anyone you know well, even if you don’t like them. That Walky’s still paranoid about it being a prank and Mike jumping out of the closet to surprise him doesn’t suggest friendship.

          And then there’s the guilt for feeling relief that he isn’t still there to mess with you – I’m extrapolating that, but I can’t really imagine otherwise.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      March 11, 2025 at 8:45 am | #

      Jennifer is a toxic person in her life. First one she’s gotta work on.

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        March 11, 2025 at 5:08 pm | #

        Yes, until she kills Billie, she’ll always be the drunk driving girl.

        She has to fight her in a junkyard ala Superman 3.

        • Steamweed
          Steamweed
          March 11, 2025 at 11:58 pm | #

          Huh? They never made such a movie. Just Superman 1 and Superman 2. 🙂

  24. nobodybasically
    nobodybasically
    March 11, 2025 at 12:24 am | #

    I bet David spelled Selena Gomez’s name wrong on purpose to act like he doesn’t know all the Disney Channel/Nickelodeon stars-turned-singers by heart.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      March 11, 2025 at 8:46 am | #

      He harbors a secret grudge that his Hymnel the Hymnal stardom never resulted in Disney or Nickelodeon gigs.

  25. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    March 11, 2025 at 12:24 am | #

    Joyce, I wish I had your level of knowledge about Taylor Swift. Having talked to Swifties on occasion in the past it’s miserable what has been put into my brain.

  26. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    March 11, 2025 at 12:24 am | #

    I’m with Joyce here

  27. thakoru
    thakoru
    March 11, 2025 at 12:33 am | #

    Joyce really missed, “At least I know what a fraction is.”

    (Also, the start of Joyce’s explanation has the same energy as, “Imagine a SUPERMAN with the properties of a brick wall…”)

    • clif
      clif
      March 11, 2025 at 12:43 am | #

      In Joyce’s defense, M and Taylor Swift are both real.

  28. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    March 11, 2025 at 12:39 am | #

    “Walky, pay attention to me! Be snarky or something. To ME, not to Joyce!!”

  29. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    March 11, 2025 at 1:06 am | #

    I probably wouldn’t know who she is if she didn’t keep pissing off MAGA types. Which definitely inclines me to like, uhh, what she does.

    • Uly
      Uly
      March 11, 2025 at 1:33 am | #

      I’m not a hardcore swifty, but I will say she’s a pretty good lyricist. Not that she writes *all* her own songs, but then, who does?

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        March 11, 2025 at 6:35 am | #

        Aside from cover versions or guest features, she does write or co-write all of her own songs. It was pretty key to her being able to re-release versions of her album when the original recordings were owned by her former label.

        • JBento
          JBento
          March 11, 2025 at 9:20 am | #

          She also writes (or wrote, maybe) for other artists: Rihanna’s This Is What You Came For has both her lyrics and background vocals.

        • Uly
          Uly
          March 11, 2025 at 11:40 am | #

          I thought she wrote all the lyrics herself (or cowrote) but not necessarily all the music?

          If she’s doing all the songwriting then that’s actually super impressive, though I remain much more impressed by her lyrics than by the music and her singing. (Not to bash her music or singing, just… the lyrics are, I think, really surprisingly good. I don’t think much of most lyrics to most songs, whatever the genre!)

    • Kyulen
      Kyulen
      March 11, 2025 at 11:18 am | #

      It’s not that hard to piss off MAGA types. Swift just gets more attention when she upsets them because she’s a celebrity with lots of fans.

    • Alongcameaspider
      Alongcameaspider
      March 11, 2025 at 12:21 pm | #

      The main thing I know about her is she rerecorded her entire discography just to screw over her old record label after they tried to screw her over and honestly I respect that

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      March 11, 2025 at 3:19 pm | #

      Yeah, I don’t think I’ve ever knowingly listened to a Taylor Swift song. But I like her anyway. She has all the right enemies.

      • Mark
        Mark
        March 11, 2025 at 5:22 pm | #

        I decided I needed to find out what everybody was talking about, so I listened to one of her songs. She’s really good at the kind of stuff she does, but I’m bored by the kind of stuff she does….

    • anon
      anon
      March 11, 2025 at 6:01 pm | #

      Has she? I feel like if someone showed me a pic of taylor swift wearing a maga hat I wouldn’t be surprised

      i do vaguely remember there being vids of ppl mocking kamala for spending soo much money for beyonce and other ‘celebs’ to show up and ‘endorse’ her (which you’d think that kinda payment/bribe would be illegal or so), and still losing, but yeah i’m b urnt out on politics to rly care

      • Owlmirror
        Owlmirror
        March 11, 2025 at 8:27 pm | #

        It was actually a whole thing that some MAGAts used generative AI to create images of Swift endorsing Trump.

        The real, actual Taylor Swift was pissed, and was pissed enough at Trump+MAGA to publically endorse Kamala Harris.

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          March 11, 2025 at 8:32 pm | #

          And then Trump made a social media post that said, “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!”

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        March 12, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

        It should be noted Taylor Swift has denounced white supremacy multiple time, campaigned for Democrats in Tennessee, and also is important about feminism as well as bodily rights.

        She’s probably THE MOST mainstream active anti-MAGA artist in music today.

        • anon
          anon
          March 12, 2025 at 4:31 pm | #

          i see, that’s good but i can imagine some ppl not speaking out either way to not rly get involved with politics even tho celebs usually never shut up about their beliefs

          that said with how busy/it causing a scene, i wonder how many ppl send a proxy to let them vote for them, legality aside, versus them getting access like 1-2 weeks early of a send in ballot or so b/c other than some upper rich class place i imagine any kinda celeb vaguely recognizable showing up at a voting area would cause unwanted attention (never saw any kinda voting areas outside of schools tho , wonderh ow much it inconvenienced the students, or if teens would be tempted to troll and shout out some stuff to pester voters)

          from what i’ve seen/heard, swifties are usually so obsessed that they probably wouldn’t rly either care about voting or , if she came out as a supporter of one person, maybe be willing to ‘convert’ but too many ppl putting idols on a pedestal

  30. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    March 11, 2025 at 1:06 am | #

    This is why Taylor didn’t sway the election. They kept her fans from her politics!

  31. romaine_avogadro
    romaine_avogadro
    March 11, 2025 at 1:13 am | #

    A bounded sequence is what it sounds like, a bunch of numbers “within a boundary”. For example, if you have a bunch of 1s, all of them are less than 2, so you’d say that the sequence of all 1s is bounded above by 2. It’s also bounded above by 1.5, and 1.1, and 1.001. In turn, a sequence of all 1s is bounded below by 0. Where this gets interesting is when you have a sequence of numbers that changes. If your sequence is just counting up by 1 every time–so (0, 1, 2, 3, 4, …), that sequence is bounded below by 0, but is it bounded above by anything? What about the sequence generated by starting with 1 and dividing the last number by 2 every time: (1, 1/2, 1/4, 1/8, 1/16, …)?

    As it turns out, not only is that last sequence bounded below by 0, but 0 is the greatest lower bound–that sequence isn’t lower bounded by any number greater than 0. The sequence is “within the boundary” of 0, just barely–it “takes up all the space” between 1 and 0. What’s really weird, though is that the sequence (1, 1/2, 1/4, …) never actually reaches 0. It just gets smaller and smaller forever. This isn’t too weird if you find it intuitive that numbers can get bigger and bigger forever, but still, the ability of a sequence to approach really really close to a bound without ever reaching it is important.

    Why is this useful? Well, it relates to the concept of a limit, which is what a sequence (or another collection of numbers like a function) does as it approaches some number, even if it never actually reaches it. And limits are useful because they allow us to define a derivative–what a function does when its input changes by a really really small amount. And once you have a definition for a derivative you can define an integral, which describes the large-scale behavior of a function. That gives you what’s called the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus, and then you can define kinds of derivatives and integrals for functions of multiple variables with more generalized characteristics (like complex variables), which then lets you predict things like how an infectious disease spreads through a population and eventually (if you learn a whole other kind of mathematics called topology) the shape of spacetime itself.

    Joyce as a math major might be kind of cool… though she won’t get into the more interesting classes for another 45 years.

  32. Florence
    Florence
    March 11, 2025 at 1:46 am | #

    And now we cut to Joyce making a musical discovery

  33. reed
    reed
    March 11, 2025 at 1:49 am | #

    listen, i’d rather know about the calculus fraction rather than the taylor swift fraction.

  34. BBCC
    BBCC
    March 11, 2025 at 2:01 am | #

    She is correct, that is a lot of them.

  35. Morhek
    Morhek
    March 11, 2025 at 2:10 am | #

    I can’t tell if Billy is thinking “I wish I had someone to bully me about not knowing popstars because of my Evangelical upbringing” or “maybe I could launch a pop career by singing about my exes. Now I need to get more exes than Ruth and Asher.”

  36. Bogeywoman
    Bogeywoman
    March 11, 2025 at 2:10 am | #

    All I know about Taylor Swift is that she sang shake it off and call me maybe and is dating a sports ball.

    I do low key love it when one of the kids down the road has sleepovers and you can hear half a dozen itty bitties singing to her at the top of their lungs. Reminds me of my childhood but with MCR

    • Uly
      Uly
      March 11, 2025 at 3:04 am | #

      Call Me Maybe is not Taylor Swift.

      • Bogeywoman
        Bogeywoman
        March 11, 2025 at 4:06 am | #

        …. Then I know even less than I thought 🤦

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          March 11, 2025 at 6:53 am | #

          To be fair, you don’t hear Carly Rae Jepsen’s name much these days. (I do have a friend who’s a big fan of hers, and for him I will add: even if you should.)

          • anon
            anon
            March 11, 2025 at 6:02 pm | #

            wouldn’t be surprised if she ever collabed or did da call me maybe cover one day lol

    • BorkBorkBork
      BorkBorkBork
      March 11, 2025 at 10:13 am | #

      I think Tom Hanks dated a sports ball once. Broke my heart when Wilson left him.

  37. Newlland(Henryvolt)
    Newlland(Henryvolt)
    March 11, 2025 at 2:26 am | #

    You got to understand Joyce. You don’t choose hyperfixation, hyperfixation chooses you.

    • Mark
      Mark
      March 11, 2025 at 7:14 am | #

      Why am I thinking of Yakov Smirnoff?

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        March 11, 2025 at 7:39 am | #

        In Soviet Russia…

        • Effie
          Effie
          March 11, 2025 at 11:44 am | #

          In Soviet Russia, Yakov Smirnoff thinks of you!

  38. Thing2
    Thing2
    March 11, 2025 at 2:43 am | #

    I’d like to have seen where Joyce was going with that. Taylor Swift (doesn’t matter if I know who Taylor Swift is, beyond ‘celeb’) is a boundary that the function does not produce numbers beyond.
    For example a function (yes, function does have more than one meaning!) that ‘contains’ celebs no more famous that Taylor Swift…. but presumably also no less famous than…. Who?

  39. Axel
    Axel
    March 11, 2025 at 3:52 am | #

    To be fair, I wasn’t sheltered at all but I wouldn’t know any of Taylor Swift’s music, except I worked on a farm when she was first getting popular and we were only ever supposed to have the country station on (we were public-facing and supposed to stay somewhat on theme).

    (I would still know who she is though, between friends and internet saturation)

    • Axel
      Axel
      March 11, 2025 at 3:53 am | #

      (my brother had it worse, he worked at McDonalds and they only played soft rock)

  40. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    March 11, 2025 at 3:55 am | #

    Maybe Jennifer see this as a proof that Walky finally gave up to talk with her.

  41. Proto
    Proto
    March 11, 2025 at 4:05 am | #

    I mean strictly speaking Joyce isn’t wrong. The Disney Channel (& also Nickelodeon a little bit) to pop star pipeline was going pretty strong there for a while. I guess now that cable is dying those days are over…

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      March 11, 2025 at 4:15 am | #

      A surprising number of late 90s pop stars were on Mickey Mouse Club when they were kids. Guess that’s what happens when you work for a massive media empire.

      • Mark
        Mark
        March 11, 2025 at 7:16 am | #

        Maybe that’s why one works for a massive media empire.

        • Shakes
          Shakes
          March 11, 2025 at 8:50 am | #

          In capitalist America, massive media empire works you.

  42. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    March 11, 2025 at 4:36 am | #

    Sadly, Joyce, as a white woman one day you’ll hear one of her songs in the middle of a lonely place and then you will develop a new hyperfixation. It is your destiny, as Vader would say.

  43. Vegetalss4
    Vegetalss4
    March 11, 2025 at 5:02 am | #

    look Walky – nobody knows more than a fraction of the world they live in. The worlds to big to fit in a single human head.

    • Amelie Wikström
      Amelie Wikström
      March 11, 2025 at 6:30 am | #

      That’s just what I wanted to say. Imagine the conceit to think you know everything that’s going on or like, you know what all people are like. . .of course that describes everyone I ever knew below the age of 30 and most older folks too. It takes a certain intellectual courage to imagine even the “number” of people in the world, let alone what they all have going on.

      Although, Walky’s comment is very consistent with the guy who passionately argued Dexter & Monkey Master is the best cartoon because it’s the most popular.

  44. thumb
    thumb
    March 11, 2025 at 6:08 am | #

    You know what, if you’re gonna roll the dice, at least you’re playing the right odds.

  45. Yumi
    Yumi
    March 11, 2025 at 6:40 am | #

    Obviously this was about that one episode of New Girl Taylor Swift appeared in, jeez, Walky, do you even watch TV

  46. Mark
    Mark
    March 11, 2025 at 7:20 am | #

    Lucky guy, I think I would enjoy talking math with Joyce.

  47. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    March 11, 2025 at 9:02 am | #

    Need to make Joyce more autistic, so she can think of a punchline for “fraction” and “bounded sequence” that Walky won’t get.

    • BorkBorkBork
      BorkBorkBork
      March 11, 2025 at 9:58 am | #

      OK, yeah, but she’s not hyperfocused in calculus. For her, it’d probably be a joke on how a fraction of the apostles were bound in prison in Acts 12, or something like that.

      Actually, that sounds a little similar to the early, pre-Becky strips, when she was off the deep end.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      March 11, 2025 at 5:26 pm | #

      Not only Walky, but no more than 1 out of 5 of the readers would get it.

  48. bcb
    bcb
    March 11, 2025 at 10:51 am | #

    Okay I’m gonna try using this explanation the next time I teach calculus.

  49. EtchJetty
    EtchJetty
    March 11, 2025 at 10:56 am | #

    Well, technically, Ariana Grande was a NICKELODEON sitcom star, but yes, point made ,

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      March 11, 2025 at 11:56 am | #

      She’s also a playable character in both Final Fantasy and Fortnite, which is cooler than whatever Tay Lorswift is doing nowadays.

  50. Kyulen
    Kyulen
    March 11, 2025 at 10:57 am | #

    I’m not really familiar with what Taylor Swift is doing these days, but I liked a lot of her older country songs before she switched to pop music, and a couple of her songs after that. Maybe eventually I’ll catch up with her more recent music, if I have the time.

  51. Smooti
    Smooti
    March 11, 2025 at 11:36 am | #

    I wish i was Joyce. All additional information I know on Taylor Swift I was taught against my will.

    (My opinion is I like some of her songs and don’t appreciate how big her carbon footprint is. Also don’t get why people act like she’s way more left wing than she actually is)

    • Kyulen
      Kyulen
      March 11, 2025 at 12:47 pm | #

      I tend to feel similarly about Taylor Swift.

  52. Jon
    Jon
    March 11, 2025 at 12:26 pm | #

    “What’s it like to know only a fraction of the world in which you live?”

    Walky’s Joyce disses continue to hit a deep nerve in my own evangelical upbringing. Being teased for not already knowing things you **weren’t allowed to learn** isn’t a fun experience.

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      March 11, 2025 at 6:59 pm | #

      “Yeah well I know math so shut up.”

  53. Yumi
    Yumi
    March 11, 2025 at 2:30 pm | #

    Shout-out to the other people in this comment section who like Taylor Swift ✌️

    • Li
      Li
      March 11, 2025 at 7:57 pm | #

      I’ll gently co-sign this. As I said below, I like some of her music, and will never find her or anything she does more annoying than performative over-the-top hate, which seems to mysteriously drift every generation to whatever teen girls are into now.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        March 11, 2025 at 8:14 pm | #

        I’ve been a fan of hers for eighteen years now, since only her first album was out, and the hating on her game has been old to me for at least fifteen years now.

        • Li
          Li
          March 11, 2025 at 9:53 pm | #

          Oh yeah, Swift’s had a SUSTAINED hate campaign for as long as she’s existed in the public eye. She’s also kind of an unusually long-lived female popstar, though.

  54. Yeet
    Yeet
    March 11, 2025 at 5:17 pm | #

    not knowing any of these celebrities might be culturally isolating but it also would be very peaceful

  55. BYM!
    BYM!
    March 11, 2025 at 6:43 pm | #

    I mean Jennifer if there’s ever been two people to start with when mending relationships…

    Most Taytay knowledge I have comes from doing custom Connections and also this one guy I know.

  56. Steelbright
    Steelbright
    March 11, 2025 at 7:09 pm | #

    Joyce and Walky bickering seems excellently normal amongst many storylines of questioning and struggle, heh.

    Not really related, but I’m wondering when we’ll get back to Walky and Dorothy and if they’re actually still good for each other at all….

  57. Li
    Li
    March 11, 2025 at 7:47 pm | #

    Her music is fine (too many ballads for my tastes, I like some of her more “hype” songs and some of her angrier songs), but Taylor Swift has ever or could ever do will be more annoying to me than the people who make hating her their entire personality.

    (Please reread this comment before you complain that I said you weren’t allowed to dislike her, as if that’s even something I was capable of enforcing.)

    • Li
      Li
      March 11, 2025 at 7:57 pm | #

      but *nothing Swift has ever or could ever do

  58. Li
    Li
    March 11, 2025 at 7:55 pm | #

    And with that quarantined:

    — This is a cute interaction and reminds me of how much more I personally like Joyce+Walky as bickering spiritual siblings than as a couple.

    — I wonder how much of the boozey party is fuzzy to Joyce. Dorothy definitely identified the artist there as Taylor Swift, so I feel like if Joyce remembered things perfectly from that night, she’d be more confident about Swift being a singer.

    On the other hand, we’ve definitely seen her pretend to know less than she does sometimes (like what euphemisms mean, or what Danny’s name is). If she just doesn’t care for Swift’s music, I could see her talking like this about her.

    — Why DOES Joyce keep forgetting Danny’s name accidentally-on-purpose anyway. It’s PROBABLY just Willis having fun lampshading how different their relationship is this go-around, given that IW!Joyce was obsessed, but assuming she knows Danny is Dorothy’s ex… Willis could also be getting some mileage out of that, for reasons of subtext, since we know they really enjoy (enjoyed?) ship-teasing Joyce and Dorothy.

    — …has Jennifer spent this whole time just kinda. Walking a few paces behind or in front of their group, sitting a few seats away, watching them all be friends, waiting to be noticed and not being noticed…?

    (I kind of think we are headed for a re-Billie-ing here, but it hasn’t happened yet, so.)

  59. Steamweed
    Steamweed
    March 12, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

    I’m seeing that the server clock is incrementally moving off again.

  60. Poyo
    Poyo
    March 12, 2025 at 5:56 pm | #

    you know, i started reading DoA before i read williss earlier work, so the idea of joyce and walky together was like marshmallow fluff and cement. then like a year ago i read it all, and actually found them so cute, i started to ship them. now im back to marshmallow and cement lmao

  61. Poyo
    Poyo
    March 12, 2025 at 5:57 pm | #

    god i wish i were joyce (not knowing who taylor swift is)

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I block all accounts on sight. Nothing personal, just don’t like accounts and the things they post.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 5min
www.ebay.com/itm/23610735... Cliffjumper's donezo in two hours
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Pardon Our Interruption...eBay Home
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 37min
can feel this writer's delight in pretending the ninth season didn't exist
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🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com ⋅ 9h
Victor Frankenstein, inventor of making up a guy to get mad at
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1h
APPS!!!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
Dumbing of Age: "Guh" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Guh
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Kel McDonald @kelmcdonald.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
From May 12th and June 10th everything in my store is 20% with the coupon code Happy Birthday kelmcdonald.com/shop/
Sorcery 101 is 20! Here is Danny with a cake
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
I am DONE making comics out of a CULTURE of FEAR. from NOW on I am ONLY making comics that are TRANSGRESSIVE and BRAVE where WALDO from WHERE’S WALDO is DIVORCED and BURNT OUT and WANTS TO DIE
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Gale Galligan @galegalligan.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
choose your fighter
Simply drawn comic in black and white with blue-gray spot color.

Panel 1: A rabbit looks at a book. 
Rabbit: this comic is very popular, but i don't like it!

Panel 2: The rabbit flips through the book.
Rabbit: that's cool! i wonder what about it is resonating with people
SFX: flip

Panel 3: White text on black background spans the width of the page.
Caption: why don't i like it?
Caption: what would i do differently?
Caption: what can i learn from this?

Panel 4: Borderless panel. Sequential drawings of the rabbit reading the book.
Rabbit 1: flip
Rabbit 2: hm!
Rabbit 3: huh
Rabbit 4, looking up from the book: comics are neat!
Two panel comic drawn simply with black lines and blue-gray spot color.

Panel 1: Rabbit looks at a book.
Rabbit: this comic is very popular, but i don't like it!

Panel 2: The rabbit closes the book with a peaceful smile.
Rabbit: well, good for them!
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Olivia Stephens @oliveoilcorp.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
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Excerpt from a Comicsbeat article by E.B. Hutchins about Alex Graham's racist ass comic:  

Is there somewhere in this article where I could talk about the very real feeling of jealousy and how it can make even the nicest people into assholes? No, that’s not this article. It’s not this article because we’ve let appealing to white people’s comfort get in the way of progress to the point where our culture, democracy, and future is at stake. Appealing to white people’s comfort is how we got to where BIPOC and LGBT people are being erased from history all together because the dark history of this country makes white people uncomfortable.
comicsbeat.bsky.social's user avatarComicsbeat @comicsbeat.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
It's Bigger Than Alex Graham's Comic: An Instagram post has stirred up a hornet's next of controversy by suggesting that comics by marginalized groups are overrated
header image - Commentary: It’s Bigger Than Alex Graham’s Comic (With An Update)
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Commentary: It’s Bigger Than Alex Graham’s Comic (With An Update)
An Instagram post by Alex Graham has stirred up a hornet's next of controversy
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
And only Luigi is being charged with murder
weloveluigi.bsky.social's user avatar24 hour Luigi Mangione report @weloveluigi.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
UPDATE: UnitedHealth deliberately changed patients to "do not resuscitate' so that they would be left to die in any medical emergency as they considered especially critically ill patients to be 'a waste of money' regardless of patient's desire to live.
Free Luigi Mangione
Free Luigi Mangione
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
If you’re lost, in a nutshell, artist Alex Graham posted a whiny little comic about how comics she thinks are bad win acclaim because of the white guilt of comic readers bsky.app/profile/jesn...
jesncin.bsky.social's user avatarJes & Cin @jesncin.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
If you'd like context for what comics bluesky is talking about, it's this short comic by Alex Graham: www.instagram.com/p/DJ2v_leSN5...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
www.ebay.com/itm/23611446... bid on my movie masterpiece megatron
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
Finally I created a perfect blend of Popeye and Donald Duck:
A blend of Popeye and Donald Duck with Popeye's face and skin colour and Donald Duck's body shape and clothing.  He looks great.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
"Calarts Style" is the "woke" of shitty cartoonists Doesn't really mean anything other than "I don't like it, but I'm going to pretend my objection is moral/cultural to make it feel important"
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
i wake up everything's calarts style this rug is calarts style your face is calarts style the sky is calarts style the increasing crescendo of calarts style from beneath the floorboards, i can hear its symphony whispering to me its awful refrain: "get something real to hate"
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
This shirt where the inked Marvel profile character arts are recolored in cartoon colors is an abomination.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
tfw you see a round cartoon mouth
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
I won the Think of a Decepticon challenge by thinking of Predacon Scorponok, AMA
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
i wake up everything's calarts style this rug is calarts style your face is calarts style the sky is calarts style the increasing crescendo of calarts style from beneath the floorboards, i can hear its symphony whispering to me its awful refrain: "get something real to hate"
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
www.ebay.com/itm/23610614... 9 hours left on this weirdo
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Pardon Our Interruption...eBay Home
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
I wrote in to Reddit about my addiction. Ok, now back to having AI call me gay.
cait.bsky.social's user avatarcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
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Dan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Having left wing beliefs is hard because you have to listen to different types of people and give up saying slurs and read articles all the way through, wouldn’t you rather just watch youtube shorts of bald podcasters and believe any old bullshit
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Wack'd @wackd.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i need money and have a flintstone cel i do not want. if you need a flintsone cel and have money you do not want, please click here, thank you ebay.us/m/XdPL0q
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Compressed" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Compressed
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
if you're ever sad alone silently, consider this: - i hold a copyright on being like that - you are encroaching on my intellectual property - i will send you a cease & desist - i will possibly take you to court so please make yourself legally distinct by talking to someone about it
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
(May 22, 2026)
Joyce and Walky have a discussion in front of FOUR DOORS, one of which still totally exists to this day
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
look okay openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
alinapete.bsky.social's user avatarAlina Pete @alinapete.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Take the fictional character quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... What this should tell you is that I'm always down to cause chaos and good trouble
Guinean from Star Trek TNG, wearing an orange outfit
Lilo from the animated Lilo and Stitch
Westley from The Princess Bride
Robin Hood the hot anthro fox from the animated Robin Hood
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
iykyk
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Would you like to take a survey? Do you like to eat beans? Do you like George Wendt? Would you like to eat beans with George Wendt? Would you like to watch a movie about George Wendt eating beans?
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