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June 29, 2026

Chester

by David M Willis on February 3, 2025 at 12:01 am
  • 03 – Me And Who You Say I Was Yesterday
└ Tags: alice, chester, jennifer, walky

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  1. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    February 3, 2025 at 12:03 am | #

    aaaaaaah here it goooooooes :0

    *plays “Hydrogen” by M.O.O.N. on dance floor speakers*

  2. Animedingo
    Animedingo
    February 3, 2025 at 12:03 am | #

    Ok but why tho

    • Alongcameaspider
      Alongcameaspider
      February 3, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

      A few options I can think of

      1: he was stealing attention she felt was hers

      2: she subconsciously had a crush on Alice and was acting on jealousy

      3: she just felt like punching someone

      4: all of the above

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        February 3, 2025 at 12:12 am | #

        5) This is just how she dances.

        No wonder she and Ruth got along.

        • Proxiehunter
          Proxiehunter
          February 3, 2025 at 12:28 am | #

          6: She’s aware of him doing something that he deserves it for.

          • Thag Simmons
            Thag Simmons
            February 3, 2025 at 12:39 am | #

            That’d make sense

          • Blackdrazon
            Blackdrazon
            February 3, 2025 at 12:39 am | #

            This one’s my bet.

          • Adept
            Adept
            February 3, 2025 at 4:21 am | #

            I assume he’s an abusive arsehole, possibly a rapist.

            • Banana Slamma
              Banana Slamma
              February 3, 2025 at 2:48 pm | #

              Wow, that’s a hell of an assumption based on literally nothing. Kind of sad when you think about it.

              • Liliet
                Liliet
                February 3, 2025 at 5:44 pm | #

                It’s not based on litearlly nothing, it’s based on Billie’s reaction. We know she used to protect her cheerleaders from stuff like that.

              • Chrissy
                Chrissy
                February 4, 2025 at 1:02 am | #

                This comment really rubs me the wrong way.

                “Kind of sad when you think about it.” What?

                Are you trying to “not all men” this? Did it hurt your feelings that someone was able to use context clues?

              • Roe
                Roe
                February 5, 2025 at 7:18 pm | #

                it’s based on this being Dumbing of Age and the last 12 years of storylines

          • ElderlyMarxist
            ElderlyMarxist
            February 3, 2025 at 4:57 pm | #

            honestly my assumption was that he’d done something shitty to her that pre-empted her issues w/ substances & ‘downfall’

          • captainrex7675
            captainrex7675
            February 4, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

            Winner Winner

          • captainrex7675
            captainrex7675
            February 4, 2025 at 12:12 am | #

            Winner, winner, good call

      • Rose by Any other Name
        Rose by Any other Name
        February 3, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

        Option 1 and 3 are out – her fist is already balled in panel 4. This was a premeditated punch, not spontaneous.

        Plus that look – I’m guessing there’s some preexisting beef here. Possibly to do with Alice, possibly not.

        • Devin
          Devin
          February 3, 2025 at 1:52 am | #

          1 isn’t out based on that timing. He first started grabbing significant attention in Panel 2, which leaves stolen attention very much on the table.

          I’d also like to add that I’m guessing she’s a li’l drunk right now, lowering the work any reason would have to do to get the fist in motion.

          • TerribleTransit
            TerribleTransit
            February 3, 2025 at 2:33 pm | #

            No boozles around her head, which makes being drunk unlikely (though not impossible)

            • Devin
              Devin
              February 3, 2025 at 4:03 pm | #

              That’s a good point. I was going on the flushed cheeks, but I forgot about the boozies.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          February 3, 2025 at 7:07 am | #

          We all know Beef exists, but he’s presumably at IU already at this point.

      • Aura
        Aura
        February 3, 2025 at 12:15 am | #

        Can we add the white tux? 😛

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          February 3, 2025 at 12:40 am | #

          Can we add “Football rules”? I already strongly dislike him.

          • Mark
            Mark
            February 3, 2025 at 6:32 am | #

            Yeah, in Indiana? Basketball or nothing!

          • Shadowsnail
            Shadowsnail
            February 3, 2025 at 2:38 pm | #

            The only football that’s allowed to rule is San Dimas High School football.

      • Axel
        Axel
        February 3, 2025 at 12:15 am | #

        (slightly) more charitable options

        6. he grabbed her ass

        7. taking the opportunity to publicly humiliate him for cheating on Alice or something (terrible idea and timing but that’s who she is)

        • Rose by Any other Name
          Rose by Any other Name
          February 3, 2025 at 12:18 am | #

          Given his hand position in panel 6, your option number 6 might be spot on.

          • Axel
            Axel
            February 3, 2025 at 12:20 am | #

            idk if it fits the previous panel where she balls her fist, but on the other hand, if we combine 6 and 7, she could have known it was coming and been waiting for him to try something

            • Axel
              Axel
              February 3, 2025 at 12:31 am | #

              (and that’s a real ‘idk’, I can’t tell from their position/the angle)

              • Rose by Any other Name
                Rose by Any other Name
                February 3, 2025 at 12:34 am | #

                Right now, given only this, I feel like your ass grab theory is the best one based on the evidence.

                MINE was based on her expression, and my mind went some much darker places. So I’m kinda hoping it’s only a sleezy assgrab and not something way more fucky.

                • Axel
                  Axel
                  February 3, 2025 at 2:54 am | #

                  yeah I had similar thoughts (as did my partner), but Alice’s attitude threw me off. my brain got stuck on the Heathers quote; “Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except date rapes and AIDS jokes.”

        • Axel
          Axel
          February 3, 2025 at 12:18 am | #

          more charitable to Billie than “he was stealing her attention” or “felt like punching” I mean

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          February 3, 2025 at 12:38 am | #

          8. There’s a scorpion on his abdomen, she’s saving him.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          February 3, 2025 at 12:43 am | #

          The position of his hand is suggestive, but Billie is looking the wrong way. It isn’t him she’s mad at.

        • JBento
          JBento
          February 3, 2025 at 8:27 am | #

          It’s not an assgrab, or at least, not here. He has the hand on her side raised in panel 2, and in panel 4 he’s substantially AHEAD of her.

        • Arianod
          Arianod
          February 3, 2025 at 3:58 pm | #

          Panel 2, his right arm is raised. Panel 4 shows he’s one or two steps ahead of Billie, an ass grab would be incredibly awkward and impossible to hide from everyone. I think we can rule it out.

      • Laura
        Laura
        February 3, 2025 at 12:19 am | #

        Well it looks from flashbacks like Billie and Alice had a past sexual relationship that ended with Billie’s car crash at prom. So straight-up jealousy, could be.

        Billie also previously mentioned that the head cheerleader’s job was to help take teammates for secret abortions when necessary. So maybe Alice was quicker to forgive Chester than Billie was.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          February 3, 2025 at 12:31 am | #

          oh god I forgot that, Jennifer literally said she “sneaked friends into abortion clinics” 👀

          • Bryy
            Bryy
            February 3, 2025 at 2:37 am | #

            WELP.

          • Adept
            Adept
            February 3, 2025 at 4:23 am | #

            That fits. I think she loathes him for a reason.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          February 3, 2025 at 7:47 am | #

          But this is a weird time and place to act on something like that, since she would have known it all along.
          Unless it was the ass grab suggested above, the only possibly new piece of info would be Alice calling him her boyfriend.

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            February 3, 2025 at 9:49 am | #

            I don’t think it has to be “new” information– it could be that information combined with anger at seeing him be celebrated like this. That could go for if he had done something bad before or she was jealous of his official status with Alice. Emotions are heightened overall, she hates the guy under normal circumstances, now here he is getting his name cheered along with hers? Yeah, I can see Billie snapping a bit.

            • Michael Steamweed
              Michael Steamweed
              February 3, 2025 at 11:07 am | #

              Plus she’s been drinking.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                February 3, 2025 at 10:29 pm | #

                I mean, this is Billie, so it’s likely, but Billie’s also good at handling her booze. There are no real signs she’s drunk now. We know she will be later for the DUI, but it’s early yet. That could even follow an after-prom party.

      • Callid13
        Callid13
        February 3, 2025 at 5:33 am | #

        I think #2 is correct, though likely a lot more than a “subconscious crush”. Others have already pointed out that in panel #8 in https://www.dumbingofage.com/2022/comic/book-12/04-dont-stop-billie-ving/billie/, Alice seems to be touching Billie’s naked shoulder.

        Even more telling is IMO the scene when Alice first showed up, Billie was quite focused on re-establishing contact to her, and Alice rebuked her. In particular, the wording Alice used here https://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/04-the-whiteboard-dong-bandit/dramahurricane/ – “For the longest time, I thought I loved you”. It could be platonic, sure, but in retrospect, I suspect it was indeed romantic.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          February 3, 2025 at 7:53 am | #

          And in that same strip Walky says being a drama hurricane can be sexually transmitted, making it pretty clear they had a sexual relationship.

          My long term theory was that Jennifer didn’t acknowledge a romantic relationship with Alice in her “straight but has sex with girls sometimes like everyone does” stage. They basically had one, especially on Alice’s part, but not officially, and both dated boys (or just had drunken sex at parties) because that fit the popular cheerleader image.

          We’ll see how that holds up. 🙂

      • anon
        anon
        February 3, 2025 at 11:10 pm | #

        well i didn’t expect that, but yeah unless she was secretly/unconsciously crushing on alice (in the strip with her saying ‘i loved you but you’re a danger to yourself/others’ or so), i would’ve also expected him to either secretly be a scumbag or alice shit talking him the same way you would with when you’er annoyed with a partner but maybe exaggerated some things?

      • Bajja
        Bajja
        February 3, 2025 at 11:49 pm | #

        He sexually assaulted someone is my guess. We never really have seen why Billy said in the beginning of the comic a million years ago that she went after bad men and protected other girls. I think we are about to humanize Billy.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      February 3, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

      Jealousy, maybe. Or that’s really an eldritch creature that has temporarily taken on the appearance of Chester Phillips, and Jennifer clocked it instantly.

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 3, 2025 at 1:54 am | #

        I’m not completely discounting your theory, but for now I’m assuming she had sex with him in recent days and just now found out he was cheating on Alice with her.

    • Dana
      Dana
      February 3, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

      She’s just bad at following instructions.

    • Queen Anthai
      Queen Anthai
      February 3, 2025 at 12:19 am | #

      Maybe Chester did something shitty and she just took the opportunity? Who knows. We’ll probably find out soon enough.

    • Frelance
      Frelance
      February 3, 2025 at 12:20 am | #

      she maybe knows about him not being a fine upstanding citizen, in the contexts that she developed her addiction

    • segnosaur
      segnosaur
      February 3, 2025 at 1:04 am | #

      She thought he was infected with one of those parasites from the movie Alien, and wanted to punch it before it burst out of his stomach and started attacking people.

    • Mark
      Mark
      February 3, 2025 at 6:42 am | #

      She very consciously developed a thing for Chester and made a play for him, but he refused her (perhaps rather cruelly). Maybe she thinks Alice knows about this and is feeling publically humiliated.

      But I’m usually wrong….

    • Furie
      Furie
      February 3, 2025 at 7:20 am | #

      Can’t swear to it as I can’t see the future, but that right there? That’s the punch of a girl who knows something about a guy and can’t hold it in any longer.

      So my call is the idea of her leaving him unused is a joke that ties into rumours about her, which themselves were spread by him and his team because she turned him down when he came to her behind his girlfriend’s back.

    • GUIGUI
      GUIGUI
      February 3, 2025 at 7:54 am | #

      She probably know he cheated on his girlfriend. Maybe with her. while telling her he didn’t have a girlfriend.

  3. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    February 3, 2025 at 12:04 am | #

    Jennifer is an improvement over Billie in every possible way but I will miss these sudden displays of violence.

    • aeromechanicalace
      aeromechanicalace
      February 3, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

      You’re going to have to elaborate on what makes Jennifer better. From my perspective, she’s been pretty much constantly awful.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        February 3, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

        She’s sober, and that’s good, but she’s also so emotionally constipated in a way that’s rapidly breaking down, she’s passive aggressive as fuck, and she’s keeping really toxic company. Yes, more toxic than Billie/Jennifer on her worst days.

        • Charles Phipps
          Charles Phipps
          February 3, 2025 at 12:10 am | #

          Raidah is an ass but I think people overstate things. After all, she didn’t send someone to break up her relationship like Sarah did. Sadly, she needed to get away from her past to recover as she whatever Walky’s personal merits, he brought about the worst in her.

          • Decidedly Orthogonal
            Decidedly Orthogonal
            February 3, 2025 at 12:16 am | #

            Yeah naw bruh. Unless we get a more directly linking explantion, then laying her behaviour at Walky’s feet is a WWII scale bridge too far.

            • Charles Phipps
              Charles Phipps
              February 3, 2025 at 12:33 am | #

              I’m not saying it’s Walky’s fault. I’m saying that Billy’s issues get triggered by them and whatever behavior she’s trying to get past. We don’t know why in-universe. He is seemingly blameless of anything in their relationship.

              • Sirksome
                Sirksome
                February 3, 2025 at 1:50 am | #

                I understand what you meant. For whatever reason when it comes to Jennifer people choose to see her in the worst light. You’re not saying Walky is at fault just that interacting with him upsets Jen and she needed space from that. I was saying the same when they had that group date. For whatever reason people don’t like hearing that because Walky cares about Jennifer. But he annoys her, sometimes even on purpose. It’s not on Jen to just tolerate that. But everyone interprets her needing space from him as her shunning him and by extension the rest of her friends even though she still spends time with everyone pretty regularly.

                • Jeremiah
                  Jeremiah
                  February 3, 2025 at 9:58 am | #

                  I think the issue might be that you stubbornly refuses to see all the ways on which Jennifer has demonstrably gotten worse. Also making some kind of distinction between “Billie” and “Jennifer” doesn’t really work because again, they are not different people, they are the same trying pretend otherwise.

                • Sirksome
                  Sirksome
                  February 3, 2025 at 10:22 am | #

                  @Jeremiah. I’m not trying to argue. You don’t like Jennifer, a lot of readers don’t. That’s fine. I don’t want to change anyone’s mind or ruin their interpretation of the comic. I just like to converse about it and offer my own perspective and interpretation.

                  I also don’t designate between “Jennifer” and “Billie” I just choose to respect the name the admittedly fictional character chooses to be called.

                  https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-11/02-look-straight-ahead/soundlike/

                  Like I would never intentionally dead name Jocelyne or call Booster by the pronouns they don’t like. It doesn’t really mean anything because they’re not real. I just find it good practice.

                • Jeremiah
                  Jeremiah
                  February 3, 2025 at 1:05 pm | #

                  And I don’t dislike Jennifer, she is actually one of my favorites characters specifically because of all the things about her I mentioned, because it make her interesting, which is why it annoys me when those things get dismissed. And also when I redder to the name thing I don’t mean the act of calling her what she wants to be called, I mean acting like the two names actually represent a change in personality and she should “ho back” to being Billie, when she is already that. Also, also I think considering how we been told and seen how she treats Walky I think she can actually take being annoyed by him occasionally.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        February 3, 2025 at 12:08 am | #

        Oh, you’re not going to get an elaboration that makes sense.

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        February 3, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

        Jennifer isn’t engaged in domestic violence, not part of a suicide pact, not drinking alcohol (I may be biased here because I’ve had close relatives die of alcoholism related incidents), and was seemingly happy until she tried to create some fun drama that destroyed her relationship with Asher.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          February 3, 2025 at 12:10 am | #

          That she self-destructed her relationship with Asher for petty reasons is maybe a sign that she wasn’t actually doing better

          • Charles Phipps
            Charles Phipps
            February 3, 2025 at 12:12 am | #

            I mean, compared to the nonstop violence and insults of her previous relationships?

            • Thag Simmons
              Thag Simmons
              February 3, 2025 at 12:33 am | #

              Considering that the relationship disintegrated in part because Jennifer missed the violence and insults, yeah, I don’t think it’s a sign that she had actually fixed the underlying problems

            • Jeremiah
              Jeremiah
              February 3, 2025 at 10:01 am | #

              They actually didn’t engaged in much violence after they started their relationship? Like at all. They did insult each other but like, not with any actual bite or malice.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                February 3, 2025 at 10:37 pm | #

                They did fight. At first to keep up the pretense for the rest of the floor, but also because it turned them on.

          • jmsr7
            jmsr7
            February 3, 2025 at 12:13 am | #

            I’m not sure she actually knows her relationship with Asher is over.

            • Charles Phipps
              Charles Phipps
              February 3, 2025 at 12:15 am | #

              I mean she didn’t want to break up with him. She was trying to drive him to do something romantic.

              Sadly, negging only works if you’re a scummy pick up artist or Bugs Bunny.

            • Bryy
              Bryy
              February 3, 2025 at 2:38 am | #

              I’m pretty sure she thinks it is over in the context that it’s “over”.

        • Amelie Wikström
          Amelie Wikström
          February 3, 2025 at 3:55 am | #

          I remarked back when Billie and Ruth were trying to have a healthy relationship (right before it ended), how they seemed to think that worked was taking whatever course of action came intuitive to them and then either doing the exact opposite or doing the thing but ironically, determined at random.

          Now, Jennifer seems determined to applying this absolute cluelessness to every part of her life, while she’s also giving herself massive cognitive dissonance in trying to reinvent herself as a loathsome cool person with cool friends and abandoning her old friends who she kind of desperately need in her life. Note her haranguing Walky all through their fancy meal with Raidah’s gang. Happier? No, I think she’s just much lonelier, and cut off from everything that used to give her joy. (Drinking, Ruth and Kit Fisto fanfiction.) Healthier now that she’s not drunk all day every day, sure, though I think her toxic relationships are not much better for her.

        • Adept
          Adept
          February 3, 2025 at 4:25 am | #

          ”fu drama”? Whoof.

          • Adept
            Adept
            February 3, 2025 at 4:25 am | #

            *fun

    • Animedingo
      Animedingo
      February 3, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

      Bruh

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        February 3, 2025 at 12:13 am | #

        All I’m saying is that Superman 3 had Clark Kent kill Evil Superman in a junkyard.

        Jennifer can do the same and finally free herself from her dead self.

    • Sam
      Sam
      February 3, 2025 at 12:28 am | #

      You have forgotten her literally throwing Walky for the crime of being liked by Raidah more than her and also kicking Ruth’s door and using her arm on her so Ruth slammed her into the floor. She absolutely still does random acts of violence when she is in the mood to.

      • Nymph
        Nymph
        February 3, 2025 at 2:01 am | #

        Yeppp! It’s super weird to me that people think a name change came with a whole-cloth personality change. Jennifer still loves with her fists, she’s just talking about it like she’s all better while she does it.

        And “hey she’s only verbally abusing her partners early in the relationship” is a wild take. *From Charles a little further down from his original comment.

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          February 3, 2025 at 2:10 am | #

          Also, a lot of the positives one might attribute to Jennifer were things she worked on when she was still Billie. Getting sober, no longer being in a suicide pact, having a relationship no longer based on violence (though still with some for-fun rough housing, it seemed)… those were things Billie was doing.

          The name change is one way to discuss the differences before and after the timeskip, but Billie and Jennifer aren’t actually different people. She’s one person who has a lot of ups and downs, progress and regress.

          • Charles Phipps
            Charles Phipps
            February 3, 2025 at 4:21 am | #

            Billie taking the Jennifer name is a decision to get better and reclaim her identity that she feels was one she’s leaving behind. She wants to get better and its a promise to be.

            She’s just really bad at it.

            And relapses are to be expected.

            • Jeremiah
              Jeremiah
              February 3, 2025 at 10:07 am | #

              You can’t really relapse if you never stopped doing it. She didn’t “reclaim” anything, she was never forced to use that name, she came up with, she just decided that “Billie” was the bad part of her, and by changing her name and distancing herself from that identity she be a new person, without actually trying to change at all.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            February 3, 2025 at 7:57 am | #

            The name change also seems to have been prompted by Raidah, which suggests not great things.

            • Yumi
              Yumi
              February 3, 2025 at 9:32 am | #

              Yeah, Billie was a name she took for herself, Jennifer seems to be what she went with after Raidah’s insistence on using it. She’s free to change her name as she wants, of course, but from an “analyzing the story” perspective, it doesn’t seem like it represents a good thing.

    • DiktatrSquid
      DiktatrSquid
      February 3, 2025 at 1:55 am | #

      Howww, exactly? Jennifer is a horribly awful and infuriating person. Treats her (former) boyfriend like utter garbage and pettiness, like he’s an asset, a trophy to wave around, and is constantly passive aggressive, when she’s not active aggressively insulting and putting people down simply for doing something that conflicts with her preconcieved notion of that person (Walky during his meeting with Raidah’s gang). She is so full of himself that she thinks she’s a mastermind at reading people while she’s actually ass at it, and anyone who *dares* to call her out on any of this she looks down upon, unable to withstand any sort of criticism. I remember a few times when Billie at least showed she was capable of empathy. It happened once (with Joyce) as Jennifer, and even then she ruined it with a show of arrogance.

      I can’t think of a single redeeming quality left in his hellhound.

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        February 3, 2025 at 4:23 am | #

        Really? Because I think of most of her worst elements as having relapses to her Billie persona like when she freaked out over Walky in the group. But if you want a good example of Jennifer being good, she helped Dorothy with her boob pics!

        What better friend can you ask for?

        • Proxiehunter
          Proxiehunter
          February 3, 2025 at 4:37 am | #

          Taking a picture of her own boobs and telling Dorothy to use that wasn’t helping her with her boob pics.

          • Charles Phipps
            Charles Phipps
            February 3, 2025 at 5:36 am | #

            Isn’t it? It certainly got Joyce’s attention!

            • Big Z
              Big Z
              February 3, 2025 at 8:27 am | #

              Well, if nothing else, this definitely tells me that I’m right to not really trust your judgement on what might or might not be healthy or a sign of improvement for these characters.

        • Jeremiah
          Jeremiah
          February 3, 2025 at 10:11 am | #

          Again, the fact that you think of “relapsing” is just kind of wrong? Maybe the fact that she keep acting this way is a sign that she didn’t actually change at all, she just regressed in all her real positive qualities? And the name thing is completely performative in order to pretend she matures somehow?

          • Charles Phipps
            Charles Phipps
            February 3, 2025 at 3:36 pm | #

            I liken it to relapsing because of the connection to her giving up alcohol. She’s trying to change her behavior and that is a major thing when you’re getting clean of bad behaviors that come with drinking. I absolutely believe Jennifer is sincere in her desire to get better.

            It’s why I’m anti-Ruth.

            Because I’ve been here watching all these kind of horrible slow recovery points with my alcoholic family members. Ones who didn’t make changes and died include siblings.

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          February 3, 2025 at 10:12 am | #

          The spin on Jennifer making her the worst person ever needs to be studied. I know she’s obnoxious and narcissistic but she’s still a decent person. She was the one to warn Lucy of the Walkerton parent’s racism. Before Walky her boyfriend at the time did. That’s despite her being pissy at him. She also is really good at reading people. Maybe even better than Booster our designated psychoanalyst. She’s just not self aware, that’s her blind spot.

          She’s been objectively mean and mistreated Asher and Ruth and Walky. That’s all it takes I guess. Personally I think Asher at least deserves it, but that’s a conversation for another time.

          Anyway Jen does actually care about her friends and still treats them well.

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            February 3, 2025 at 11:44 am | #

            I think when a conversation opens with throwing nuance out the window, people often approach it that way from all sides.
            I think Jennifer has decent qualities; those things just aren’t new to her post-timeskip, and she’s fighting some things that might help her develop more of them.

            • Jeremiah
              Jeremiah
              February 3, 2025 at 1:11 pm | #

              The point isn’t that Jennifer doesn’t have good qualities in her, is that she actively diminish them by feeding her more self destructive and egotistical ones.

              • Yumi
                Yumi
                February 3, 2025 at 1:19 pm | #

                Legitimately, are we agreeing? It seems like it, but it’s often hard to tell with you.

                • Jeremiah
                  Jeremiah
                  February 3, 2025 at 3:28 pm | #

                  Yeah I am agreeing, sorry for that I realized it sounded weird after I sended it.

              • Charles Phipps
                Charles Phipps
                February 3, 2025 at 3:39 pm | #

                Basically, I’m anti-Ruth because she’s back to drinking and as far as I’m concerned that makes her irredeemable. For Jennifer, as long as she’s sticking away from alcohol, she’s already given herself a massive lead.

                Especially since Ruth is stalking Jennifer and on meds.

                Jennifer may not hang out with her old friends anymore but that doesn’t mean she’s a bad person.

                • Sirksome
                  Sirksome
                  February 3, 2025 at 4:02 pm | #

                  I don’t really like Ruth either and agree that Jennifer holding firm on her sobriety is a legitimate win over Ruth who went back to drinking almost immediately after she found a good mix of meds and turned 21.

                  That being said this feels a little unfairly skewed against her. Ruth doesn’t have the same baggage with alcohol Jennifer does. Some would call it “functional alcoholism”. We also haven’t seen her fall into a huge bender like she would pre-time skip.

                  She’s also not stalking Jennifer. It’s actually quite the opposite. Jennifer very often visits her hall despite living in Forest hall and claiming she’s distancing herself. Ruth just very obnoxiously calls her out on that, and they share a class together

                  Ruth is just kind of a jerk who broke up with Jennifer but also wants to be mad at her about it, and also wants her back. Which is a huge amount a mixed signals and angst to put on someone.

                • Jeremiah
                  Jeremiah
                  February 3, 2025 at 4:29 pm | #

                  God damn man, any other thing I could just disagree with but that is just a really shitty thing to say about someone with an addiction. Go fuck yourself.

                • Charles Phipps
                  Charles Phipps
                  February 3, 2025 at 5:45 pm | #

                  My brother died in an alcohol related accident and so did my 1st cousin. I’d rather Ruth not try to kill Jennifer that way. You’d think she of all people would know what driving her back to alcohol would do.

                • Jeremiah
                  Jeremiah
                  February 3, 2025 at 6:48 pm | #

                  Yeah man, she is an alcoholic specifically to deal with the trauma of her parents dead. I am sorry that happened but it’s not an excuse to talk that way about people who suffer from something like that, it is the same logic Ruth used to justify bullying Jennifer at the start of comic, and you supposedly don’t like her for that. And that aside, she never put Jennifer or anyone else for that matter, in danger just by being drunk, she never drives after drinking or gotten into fights for it, she mostly went into suicidal depression.

                • Charles Phipps
                  Charles Phipps
                  February 3, 2025 at 9:11 pm | #

                  Fair enough, I apologize for using the word irredeemable and not extending more sympathy to Ruth as a victim rather than viewing her as someone trying to lure back Jennifer to alcohol abuse. Which is undoubtedly massively projecting a good guy (Jennifer)/Bad Guy (Ruth) that isn’t there due to my past.

                • Jeremiah
                  Jeremiah
                  February 3, 2025 at 9:20 pm | #

                  Alright, just try to cool it with that type stuff in the future okay? Go fuck yourself recinded.

      • Adept
        Adept
        February 3, 2025 at 4:35 am | #

        She’s a genuinely awful person. She gets away with a lot by virtue of being hot and having rich parents.

  4. Lingo
    Lingo
    February 3, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

    This may not bode well for Jason.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      February 3, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

      Chester does kind of look like a beefier ginger Jason

    • Rolf of Many Doors
      Rolf of Many Doors
      February 3, 2025 at 12:38 am | #

      This could affect the trout population

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      February 3, 2025 at 2:33 am | #

      oh fuck this adds so much context to her upset Ruth is dating a guy.

  5. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    February 3, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

    Thank you Walky for breaking the tension

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 3, 2025 at 7:17 am | #

      The punchline at the punch line.

  6. Raven
    Raven
    February 3, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    Am I missing something? Why did she punch him?

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      February 3, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

      You’ve got as much info as the rest of us

    • Rose by Any other Name
      Rose by Any other Name
      February 3, 2025 at 12:13 am | #

      Dunno, but that look in panel 4 with the already-balled fists does imply that this was not spontaneous but some long-standing issue.

      • Rose by Any other Name
        Rose by Any other Name
        February 3, 2025 at 12:22 am | #

        Actually, look at Chester’s hand position in panel 6, just after the punch. He might have just given her ass a non-consensual fondle.

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          February 3, 2025 at 12:44 am | #

          His hand wouldn’t have been in position at panel 4, since she was standing a half step back from him, and it seems like the motion between panels was hers.

        • Freemage
          Freemage
          February 3, 2025 at 1:14 am | #

          I don’t think so. Her hand is balled up for the punch in Panel 4, and their position at that point has him in front of her slightly; in Panel 3, his hand is up in the air.
          I’m more inclined to go with ‘Jealous over Alice’–look here: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2022/comic/book-12/04-dont-stop-billie-ving/billie/ Pretty sure that’s Alice in Panel 8, saying Billie’s name while caressing a bare shoulder.
          What I suspect, therefore, is that after this, she and Alice got into an argument, and then Billie left, got drunk, and went for a drive, bringing us to her status at the start of the comic.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            February 3, 2025 at 8:01 am | #

            Alice was in the car, so Jennifer didn’t leave her.

            I don’t think “Jealous over Alice” fits what little we know of high-school Jennifer, but if Chester had done something else and Billie just learned he was (still?) Alice’s boyfriend, that might.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      February 3, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

      We can make some guesses (Alice says she loved Billie, Walky strongly implied they had sex) but this is one of those Medias Res dealies where we’re thrown into the deep end and not given all the context immediately

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        February 3, 2025 at 11:11 am | #

        It’s a new TS gravatar!

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 3, 2025 at 7:17 am | #

      Because

  7. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    February 3, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    Interesting. Is she being jealous about Alice having a boyfriend? Like surely she knew this already, right?

  8. RacingTurtle
    RacingTurtle
    February 3, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    I get the feeling Billie knows something I don’t about Chester

  9. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    February 3, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

    Well, that’s an interesting reaction

  10. Taffy
    Taffy
    February 3, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

    So this is the murder that got her driver’s license taken away.

  11. Newlland(Henryvolt)
    Newlland(Henryvolt)
    February 3, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

    “Unused” but not “Undamaged”

    • Dana
      Dana
      February 3, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

      I’d hate to see what she would have done if she hadn’t been cautioned to be gentle.

  12. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    February 3, 2025 at 12:10 am | #

    Does fighting count as “use”? I just hope she doesn’t betray her friend’s request 🙁

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 3, 2025 at 1:29 am | #

      Used as a punching bag maybe, but I don’t think that’s what Alice had in mind.

    • Nymph
      Nymph
      February 3, 2025 at 2:03 am | #

      Meh, ignoring a request isn’t betrayal unless you agreed to it first.

  13. Aura
    Aura
    February 3, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

    Oh, goody! 😀

  14. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    February 3, 2025 at 12:11 am | #

    Maybe Jennifer is using Necromonger rules to claim Alice for herself.

    • Drew Hargrave
      Drew Hargrave
      February 3, 2025 at 1:58 am | #

      I did not expect a Riddick reference here

  15. Vanessa Pinter
    Vanessa Pinter
    February 3, 2025 at 12:14 am | #

    Well! There is something going on here and probably Billie is extremely drunk already.

  16. Suet
    Suet
    February 3, 2025 at 12:19 am | #

    For sale: Chester Phillips, never used.

    I see that Walky’s more of a merchant, but why only one nugget more than Billie’s sash for Chester’s sash?

    • KM
      KM
      February 3, 2025 at 12:21 am | #

      I guess it’s longer

  17. SarahTerra
    SarahTerra
    February 3, 2025 at 12:22 am | #

    She’s been trying and failing to prove all year that he’s secretly Amazo-Dragon to her humiliation, and finally has a chance at testing his reflexes while he’s distracted.

    • SarahTerra
      SarahTerra
      February 3, 2025 at 12:23 am | #

      NO ONE TOLD ME BLOWJOB CAT WAS A POSSIBILITY

      • Rose by Any other Name
        Rose by Any other Name
        February 3, 2025 at 12:31 am | #

        Blowjob cat was always a possibility.
        Always.
        You just didn’t know it.
        And now it has found you.
        Ah, wretched soul, lament, for it has found you.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        February 3, 2025 at 12:40 am | #

        Embrace your glorious destiny

  18. CriticalQuit
    CriticalQuit
    February 3, 2025 at 12:29 am | #

    No one’s said it yet: love the Archer reference in the alt text

    • Rectilinear Propagation
      Rectilinear Propagation
      February 3, 2025 at 2:13 am | #

      Well, if Chester was involved in stealing drugs to treat cancer, then he definitely deserved that punch!

      • morleuca
        morleuca
        February 3, 2025 at 3:06 am | #

        Just like the old fortune teller said!

    • Byron Orpheus
      Byron Orpheus
      February 4, 2025 at 3:14 pm | #

      Came here for this. If this forum had upvotes you’d have mine.

  19. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    February 3, 2025 at 12:29 am | #

    At first I was gonna say “fuck yeah Billie, punch that asshole!” but then I thought better of it.

    Then I saw the various comments pointing out that his hand was right behind Billie’s ass and no okay fuck yeah Billie, punch that asshole!

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      February 3, 2025 at 12:35 am | #

      I’m ready seeing the portrayal of his hand behind her ass like that. In panel 4, she’s positioned a bit behind him, and he’s not reaching back or anything. Then she moves because she’s putting her body into the punch… before that, she *wasn’t* standing right where his hand is in panel 6.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        February 3, 2025 at 1:53 am | #

        …okay, I don’t remember exactly what I tried to start this comment with, but it was not “I’m ready.” Like, best guess is “I’m not,” but how “not” got changed to “ready”… but then, sometimes my phone changes correctly typed words to things that aren’t even words. So.

        • Axel
          Axel
          February 3, 2025 at 2:56 am | #

          ‘I’m not really’ maybe??

    • Byron Orpheus
      Byron Orpheus
      February 4, 2025 at 3:19 pm | #

      To be fair, I think he deserves to be punched in the asshole. Note: that’s not a euphemism for rape. It just really really hurts and you can’t tell anyone because your friends will make the obvious jokes until you go off to college. And then… I’m sorry, I’m not ready to talk about this.

  20. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    February 3, 2025 at 12:35 am | #

    Quiet, Ruth, I’m rampaging.

  21. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    February 3, 2025 at 12:38 am | #

    Go Golden Dragons!

  22. Thomas
    Thomas
    February 3, 2025 at 12:51 am | #

    Funny how y’all think Billie has a »good« reason for assaulting Chester. This is Billie on her worst night. She’s already drunk. The reason is right there in the third panel. It’s jealousy over Alice.

    • Nymph
      Nymph
      February 3, 2025 at 2:06 am | #

      I mean, everyone’s making educated guesses at this point, no one knows for sure.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 3, 2025 at 7:21 am | #

      Prom night was a night of soaring highs and crashing lows for Jennifer.

      • Byron Orpheus
        Byron Orpheus
        February 4, 2025 at 3:23 pm | #

        Which one was this?

    • Byron Orpheus
      Byron Orpheus
      February 4, 2025 at 3:23 pm | #

      With respect, this comment has aged like milk that’s been left in the car during a Texas summer. The reveal came just 24 hours later.. It’s OK though. You had no way to know.

  23. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    February 3, 2025 at 12:53 am | #

    Billie, I do not think that constitutes as gentle.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 3, 2025 at 7:21 am | #

      She could’ve slugged him a lot harder than that.

      • Freemage
        Freemage
        February 3, 2025 at 9:36 pm | #

        Lower, too.

  24. apricot
    apricot
    February 3, 2025 at 1:00 am | #

    I’m still kind of surprised Walky bothered going to prom, though I guess his mom probably made him

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 3, 2025 at 1:47 am | #

      He’s here for the train wreck, same as us.

    • JBento
      JBento
      February 3, 2025 at 8:32 am | #

      Free food.

  25. Laserbeaks Fury
    Laserbeaks Fury
    February 3, 2025 at 1:04 am | #

    I choose to read panel 2 as a Bill and Ted reference and I’m here for it.

  26. DinaJoyce
    DinaJoyce
    February 3, 2025 at 1:05 am | #

    People keep saying she’s already drunk, but I don’t see the boozle bubbles around her. Do those show up consistently, or just sometimes?

    • segnosaur
      segnosaur
      February 3, 2025 at 1:16 am | #

      I think the booze bubbles are a mostly thing. But, I have seen a few strips where the character was suggested to be drinking but there were no bubbles.

      For example, this one, which took place during the dorm party. Jennifer/Billie brought in alcohol and was probably drinking it before that point. (Its also possible that she had been drinking but not yet drunk, as they did show bubbles in a later strip.)

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/foresight/

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      February 3, 2025 at 1:25 am | #

      Maybe it’s more of an assumption based on reputation. The blushes on her cheeks are also present when she’s sober. But her inhibitions are certainly lowered. The swearing on stage seemed to imply that.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      February 3, 2025 at 1:57 am | #

      Just sometimes. Here’s a strip where they only appeared at the end, for dramatic effect: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-9-comic/04-vote-for-robin/sentence/

      • Marrow
        Marrow
        February 3, 2025 at 3:05 pm | #

        I’ve read Dumbing of Age twice, I can safely say I “know” Dumbing of Age… yet every time someone in the comments is able to recollect some specific moment like you Yumi just did… it just makes my brain implode.

        Fantastic memory Yumi, fantastic memory.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 3, 2025 at 8:04 am | #

      It wouldn’t be surprising if she had snuck a drink or two, but there’s little reason to think she’s more than baseline drunk here.

      There’s plenty of time to get herself properly trashed before it’s time to drive home.

  27. Shogo
    Shogo
    February 3, 2025 at 1:14 am | #

    It seems pretty clear to me that she’s just salty that Alice called Chester her boyfriend. I don’t know why so many people are twisting themselves into knots so they can say it’s somehow his fault he’s being assaulted.

    • Laserbeaks Fury
      Laserbeaks Fury
      February 3, 2025 at 1:22 am | #

      And honestly it all tracks if this is going where we assume it is. If Billie is lashing out physically about whatever she’s dealing with, drinking super heavy afterwards to escape makes sense.

    • Mano308gts
      Mano308gts
      February 3, 2025 at 1:35 am | #

      There’s already known backstory about Billie’s high school life, this likely plays around/off those.

  28. BBCC
    BBCC
    February 3, 2025 at 1:16 am | #

    Well, I’m sure this won’t turn into anything.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      February 3, 2025 at 1:50 am | #

      too late XD

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 3, 2025 at 7:23 am | #

      It might turn into a tree later.

  29. staszu13
    staszu13
    February 3, 2025 at 1:56 am | #

    Ok we’re going to need more backstory here

    • Nymph
      Nymph
      February 3, 2025 at 10:30 am | #

      I would wager a guess we’re going to get more. On account of the flashback and all.

  30. AK
    AK
    February 3, 2025 at 2:00 am | #

    Tie fighter sighted in panel 4

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      February 3, 2025 at 5:43 am | #

      Tiara fighter in panel 6. Tie fighter going down.

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        February 3, 2025 at 9:56 am | #

        Tie fighter clocked at six.

  31. Rectilinear Propagation
    Rectilinear Propagation
    February 3, 2025 at 2:23 am | #

    It’s interesting that when Alice told Jennifer why she was avoiding her now, she doesn’t bring up this moment when Jennifer punches her boyfriend.

    Does Jennifer actually apologize for that part later, but not the DUI? Or maybe it’s just that the DUI was the bigger red flag for her?

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      February 3, 2025 at 2:36 am | #

      Oh yeah shoe TOTES doesn’t bring this up.

    • darkoneko
      darkoneko
      February 3, 2025 at 4:13 am | #

      Well that or it’s all a dream and not exactly what actually happened back then

    • Rectilinear Propagation
      Rectilinear Propagation
      February 3, 2025 at 11:16 am | #

      thejeff’s comment answers my question. She focuses on the car crash because she was in the car when it happened: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2022/comic/book-12/04-dont-stop-billie-ving/billie/

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 3, 2025 at 10:42 pm | #

        We also don’t know yet why Jennifer punched the boyfriend.

        This could be a good thing that Alice’s grateful for.

  32. Bryy
    Bryy
    February 3, 2025 at 2:40 am | #

    While I want to say she’s punching him for something REAL, the panel where you see her commit to hitting him is surrounded by chants of BILLIE.

    So I’m assuming that whatever she’s hitting Chester FOR, she blows it with Alice by letting slip that HER EGO was more important.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 3, 2025 at 8:07 am | #

      It’s not clear she blows it with Alice.
      Alice was in the car when she wrapped it around a tree probably later tonight.

      • Rectilinear Propagation
        Rectilinear Propagation
        February 3, 2025 at 11:15 am | #

        Wait, she was?

        searches tag…Oh crap!
        https://www.dumbingofage.com/2022/comic/book-12/04-dont-stop-billie-ving/billie/

        Yeah, she’s bleeding in that skinny little panel. I remembered that she told Billie she was avoiding her because she wrecked a car but I didn’t think she was in it.

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        February 3, 2025 at 4:47 pm | #

        Huh.

        Well. Honestly? Two things can be true at once. I don’t see her being drunk as the sole reason she quits Billie.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          February 3, 2025 at 10:31 pm | #

          That’s what she said and almost killing her in a DUI and thinking that was fine is plenty of reason.

  33. zims
    zims
    February 3, 2025 at 3:00 am | #

    “Look, Ruth, I’m an ALPHA bongo. I scope parties for roofies. I sneak friends into abortion clinics. I take down abusive boyfriends.” –Billie

    • zims
      zims
      February 3, 2025 at 3:01 am | #

      Why did it censor bongo in my comment when the strip doesn’t even censor bongo.

      • morleuca
        morleuca
        February 3, 2025 at 3:10 am | #

        You’re not in the strip

        • Yarrr
          Yarrr
          February 3, 2025 at 7:17 am | #

          Wonder what it says if I try to say fuck, or shit.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            February 3, 2025 at 7:53 am | #

            Only the C-word (conga) and B-word (bongo). We don’t need ’em anyway.

      • Nymph
        Nymph
        February 3, 2025 at 10:28 am | #

        Thanks to a number of shitty people who couldn’t be trusted not to use that word for misogynistic purposes and at great length in the comments section.

        Bongo works just as well, we know what you mean and it loses the fun for jerks.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 3, 2025 at 8:06 am | #

      Percussion instruments aside, that “abusive boyfriends” might well be a key. If she somehow just found out that Alice had taken him back after something she already knew about?

      • JBento
        JBento
        February 3, 2025 at 8:34 am | #

        Come on, this is prom, and they’re already calling king and queen. Even if Alice and Chester didn’t arrive together, there’s no way they haven’t be couple-dancing for a while now.

  34. Kyulen
    Kyulen
    February 3, 2025 at 3:16 am | #

    Oh, so this guy is Chester. And I’m really curious why Jennifer just punched him, though I have a couple guesses.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      February 3, 2025 at 4:50 pm | #

      Given that this literally just happened a year ago, I’m assuming all the Big Talk she gives the cast about being an Alpha Bongo is legit all about Alice. So Chester probably knocked her up in both senses of the word.

  35. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    February 3, 2025 at 3:36 am | #

    I’m liking this flashback of Jeniffer, when she is 10 years old.

    • Nymph
      Nymph
      February 3, 2025 at 10:26 am | #

      She’s probably actually 17/18 just so you know.

  36. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    February 3, 2025 at 3:52 am | #

    right in the solarplexus

  37. Bogeywoman
    Bogeywoman
    February 3, 2025 at 3:55 am | #

    Shout out to walky for being consistent and apparently super accepting of whatever this is

  38. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    February 3, 2025 at 4:11 am | #

    depend, do you want to get punched too ?

  39. Adept
    Adept
    February 3, 2025 at 4:20 am | #

    Ouch. Looks like Billie hurt her wrist. Very common unless one has been taught how to punch.

  40. Francoinblanco
    Francoinblanco
    February 3, 2025 at 4:26 am | #

    Oh I saw that one, next strip she will pour some red paint on him

  41. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    February 3, 2025 at 4:42 am | #

    Alice is one of the two characters I most want to come back.

    The other is Frieda.

    Hopefully as a reborn Democrat who is running on all of Robin’s tweeted platforms by Becky.

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      February 3, 2025 at 3:59 pm | #

      You realize they’re both not very nice, right? Alice shares Raidah’s contempt for nerds. Frieda is as bad as any Republican who campaigned for the orange man. Her conversion to the Democrats would only prove her a hypocrite. She’d be as glib about it as she was about not paying interns and worse.

      …but yeah, I’d like to see more of Alice, too!

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 3, 2025 at 10:48 pm | #

        We don’t know much about Alice, but the “contempt for nerds” bit seems to come down to not remembering Walky’s name when she was probably freaking out about seeing Billie again. Or basically, having been friends with Billie in high school.

        • Thomas
          Thomas
          February 4, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

          Naw. a) Walky is not enthusiastic about meeting her. He knows how she will react. b) She mispronounces Walky’s name »again« right after Joyce corrected her. And she doesn’t bother to use Joyce’s name. c) She doesn’t want Walky & Joyce to come sit with her, even if she’s willing to talk to Jennifer.

        • Thomas
          Thomas
          February 4, 2025 at 12:21 am | #

          Sure, there’s the awkwardness of the moment. Also in real life, you don’t always catch people’s names when they introduce themselves. But I think we are meant to infer that like Jennifer, Alice is a popular girl who doesn’t want to be seen with nerds. Which Jennifer was remarkably better about, at the time.

          What goes unsaid is how »everyone« in that scene never bothers to address the friend Alice is having lunch with. I know this comes down to Willis streamlining the scene, but it’s rude as hell. It really irks me when that happens in real life.

  42. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    February 3, 2025 at 5:36 am | #

    If this is how Billie/Jennifer react to jealousy, I’m really worried for Ethan and Asher.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      February 3, 2025 at 11:19 am | #

      I think there’s more to this than jealousy. I’m suspecting abuse, irresponsibility, and/or rape in the backstory.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 3, 2025 at 10:43 pm | #

        “I take down abusive boyfriends”

  43. Nicoleandmaggie
    Nicoleandmaggie
    February 3, 2025 at 6:20 am | #

    I like the alphabet names.

    • ZerglingOne
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      February 3, 2025 at 1:59 pm | #

      Alice, Billie, Chester, David?

  44. thumb
    thumb
    February 3, 2025 at 6:33 am | #

    Whyever she punching you know it’s gotta be serious. She’s risking tanking her entire cheerleader popularity by going psycho on a stage. Something to do with that time in her life. When she was drinking a lot. And pulling her cheerleader friends out of trouble. But which Alice doesn’t seem to know about. Regarding Alice’s boyfriend…

    There’s a bunch of possibilities and I’m afraid to make (more of) a guess.

    • GholaHalleck
      GholaHalleck
      February 3, 2025 at 11:56 am | #

      Alice making a point of “Unused” probably means the bulk of the cheer squad was railing him.

  45. Mike Conner
    Mike Conner
    February 3, 2025 at 6:40 am | #

    No, it’s ” San Dimas High School Football Rules!”

    • Lawzlo
      Lawzlo
      February 3, 2025 at 11:56 pm | #

      In the future, things will be bigger… but also smaller. I think it’s computers.

  46. Shakes
    Shakes
    February 3, 2025 at 6:53 am | #

    I’m going to guess this is Billie doing the wrong stuff in the wrong place at the wrong time for the right reasons.

    Also if this is the catalyst for her “decline” into the Billie at the start of the comic it makes a lot of sense! Going out at the top!

    • Chubseus
      Chubseus
      February 3, 2025 at 12:22 pm | #

      I think so too. How did Joyce put it…that Billie would always try to help but botch it up somehow in a way that made you feel better about your own mistakes.

  47. Alan in DC
    Alan in DC
    February 3, 2025 at 6:55 am | #

    As the DJ cues up Carl Douglas’ 70s hit, “Kung Fu Fighting “…

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      February 3, 2025 at 4:51 pm | #

      No, no.

      “It’s Raining Men”.

  48. Furie
    Furie
    February 3, 2025 at 7:21 am | #

    At some point, years in the future, we’re going to see a sash in Walkie’s closet and someone is going to remember this and kink directly to this comic because y’all keep a database of events on this place.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      February 3, 2025 at 7:55 am | #

      The database is located at the top of the page, labeled “Archive”.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        February 3, 2025 at 12:57 pm | #

        Yes. How crazy would it be to have a folder full of significant strips, and a couple of files keeping track of seemingly insignificant details, and a shreadsheet of all the bonus strip character appearances because patreon’s searching isn’t great and keeps changing.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          February 3, 2025 at 1:11 pm | #

          It’d be wild, for sure. Some really bizarre behavior, in line with that of John Wayne Gacy, probably even more dangerous.

    • Nymph
      Nymph
      February 3, 2025 at 10:13 am | #

      You can also click Walky’s name and add “+chester” (or alice or jennifer) and look through those comics to find it super easy.

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        February 3, 2025 at 11:20 am | #

        Ahh, but “sash” is not tagged. That’s why the database (serving as both backup and complement) is necessary.

  49. Disastroid
    Disastroid
    February 3, 2025 at 8:14 am | #

    And the boy in the back had nuggets as a snack and it turned into a ballroom blitz

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      February 3, 2025 at 4:51 pm | #

      Y – yes.

      Yes.

      I approve of this bullshit.

    • Brendan of 6
      Brendan of 6
      February 3, 2025 at 8:16 pm | #

      Eff Yeah

  50. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    February 3, 2025 at 8:16 am | #

    No one else is saying it so I will. Chester needed to be knocked down a peg. Dude was too arrogant for too long!

  51. Yumi
    Yumi
    February 3, 2025 at 9:23 am | #

    Oh hey, I know yesterday some people were wondering if it was confirmed that her drunk driving crash was on prom night, and while looking for something else, I came across this strip confirming that it was: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2023/comic/book-14/02-its-the-love-i-havent-got/taughthimself/

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      February 3, 2025 at 9:27 am | #

      Oh shit, Billie’s gonna die in this flashback.

      • Nymph
        Nymph
        February 3, 2025 at 10:11 am | #

        But if you die in the flashback, you die in real life!!

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          February 3, 2025 at 1:08 pm | #

          The retcon to end all retcons. Not only does her death in this flashback kill her off early, it erases her from all previously-portrayed events. She never got together with Ruth, she never introduced Walky to Dorothy (this kick-starting their relationship), she never unmasked Amazi-Girl by fucking Danny until he revealed Sal’s secret, she never took Joyce to the mall (which means Raidah didn’t meet Joyce there), and she never uh…. Actually, Billie hasn’t done a whole lot else that I can remember. But now she didn’t do any of it, because she dies in a prom night car crash in this chapter.

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            February 3, 2025 at 1:15 pm | #

            Suddenly, for reasons unknown, Lucy is the only one who remembers her. She makes it her mission to figure out how to fix this. For some reason, the biology professor is heavily involved. Lucy discovers how to time travel and goes back to save Billie on prom night. She returns to the present and sees Jennifer there, and runs to hig her. Jennifer pushes her away and calls her a nerd.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      February 3, 2025 at 11:23 am | #

      Billie fought the Tree Law, and the Tree Law won.

  52. Sibre
    Sibre
    February 3, 2025 at 9:43 am | #

    Whoa, Billie! You’re supposed to wait for the bell!

  53. Michael Steamweed
    Michael Steamweed
    February 3, 2025 at 11:02 am | #

    Billie, you’re a mean drunk, aren’t you.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      February 3, 2025 at 1:01 pm | #

      I like the layers to this. Is she mean when she’s drunk, or is she a drunk who’s mean? The answer is “yes” to both.

      • Michael Steamweed
        Michael Steamweed
        February 3, 2025 at 10:19 pm | #

        +1 thumbs up

  54. Dev
    Dev
    February 3, 2025 at 11:40 am | #

    If you look up the Alice tag, it might make a little bit more sense. Alice confessed at one point in the past that she loved Billie, I believe even more so than just friends.

    This is probably the prom where Billie crashes the car with Alice in it (another past strip showed Alice bleeding and Billie’s face in an airbag).

    At least that’s my thoughts.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      February 3, 2025 at 11:54 am | #

      Yeah, we basically know that Alice is the girl Jennifer was Totally Hetero Gal Pals with back in high school. And then yes, she crashed her car while driving drunk (with Alice in the car) on prom night.

  55. RockstarRaccoon
    RockstarRaccoon
    February 3, 2025 at 2:25 pm | #

    I guess we will have to wait another page or two to get the context on this one…

  56. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    February 3, 2025 at 3:05 pm | #

    There is only one ruler of the prom, Chester, and she does not share power!

  57. Yak
    Yak
    February 3, 2025 at 3:37 pm | #

    TIL about jocelynjbrown.com

    • Yak
      Yak
      February 3, 2025 at 3:46 pm | #

      *jocylynejbrown.com

  58. crow
    crow
    February 3, 2025 at 4:24 pm | #

    Billie that is the opposite of what she asked you to do

  59. John
    John
    February 3, 2025 at 6:53 pm | #

    Wonder what Chester did to deserve that.

  60. Twirls
    Twirls
    February 3, 2025 at 9:28 pm | #

    don’t know what it says about me that yesterday I was assuming it was a dream-sequence instead of a straight-up flashback (based mostly on me not thinking that Walky would go to prom) but now I’m like “oh yo, this is real then.”

    • Yeet
      Yeet
      February 3, 2025 at 10:17 pm | #

      I bet his mom would make him.
      …this thought makes me realise she might be almost a single issue parent when it comes to him, at least once he and his sister got past being old enough to put in shitty acting jobs for kids.

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