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July 1, 2026

Dinaless

by David M Willis on May 24, 2025 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – The Only Exception
└ Tags: becky, joyce

Discussion (184) ¬

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  1. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    May 24, 2025 at 12:01 am | #

    …Dina-less T^T

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 24, 2025 at 3:59 am | #

      Only momentarily.

      • Abel Undercity
        Abel Undercity
        May 24, 2025 at 7:37 am | #

        And only as far as we can tell. She could appear at any moment.

        • Steamweed
          Steamweed
          May 24, 2025 at 9:01 am | #

          She could be here already without us seeing her.

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            May 24, 2025 at 1:19 pm | #

            Willis said we’re getting 0.5 Dina appearances this storyline ;-;

  2. The 25th
    The 25th
    May 24, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

    Yeah, because you are here to talk about Dorothy near make out stuff.

  3. bwooom
    bwooom
    May 24, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

    Nice to see that both ends of this mess are doing poorly!

    • Anna Grant
      Anna Grant
      May 24, 2025 at 12:10 am | #

      It’s like watching a train wreck also, somehow, fall down 12 flights of stairs

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        May 24, 2025 at 12:25 am | #

        Onto a pile of banana peels.

        • Dante
          Dante
          May 24, 2025 at 12:26 am | #

          Careening into another trainwreck

          • Aquila
            Aquila
            May 24, 2025 at 1:05 am | #

            In an oil refinery.

            • Steamweed
              Steamweed
              May 24, 2025 at 9:07 am | #

              The oil refinery is connected to a hydrogen fuel cell manufacturing facility.

              • Casi
                Casi
                May 24, 2025 at 1:45 pm | #

                Which is inexplicably next to dry cask storage for nuclear waste

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            May 24, 2025 at 1:08 am | #

            Thomas the Tank Unhinged ain’t got nothin on this one >:D

            • Laura
              Laura
              May 24, 2025 at 1:38 am | #

              Ahhhh.
              Maze.
              Zing.

              AMAZING.

              That video was a roller coaster ride. I got vertigo!

              Thank you for sharing something so fully engrossing!

              • NGPZ
                NGPZ
                May 24, 2025 at 1:43 pm | #

                hahhaha I’m glad! ^-^

          • Anna
            Anna
            May 24, 2025 at 3:02 am | #

            I’m sure there should also be a giant grand piano in there somewhere, falling on top of everything.

  4. Dread Pirate Robin
    Dread Pirate Robin
    May 24, 2025 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh good, I was worried things might get awkward after last night.

    • DJTsurugi
      DJTsurugi
      May 24, 2025 at 2:10 am | #

      no way, these are some stable adults doing stable adult stuff. ~<3

      • Steamweed
        Steamweed
        May 24, 2025 at 9:07 am | #

        So consistent. So mature. So stable.

  5. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    May 24, 2025 at 12:03 am | #

    I know people get heated about her sometimes, but Becky got a laugh out of me with the last panel.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      May 24, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

      Becky is great. Though sometimes I wonder why she seems to have an accent and Joyce does not, if they were raised in the same community from a young age. Does Becky have an more southern style-accent? If so it is not to the degree Sal does, so it is hard to tell.

      • Laura
        Laura
        May 24, 2025 at 12:20 am | #

        My impression is that Joyce is very careful about her pronunciation, just as Joyce is very careful about everything she does.

        • Laura
          Laura
          May 24, 2025 at 12:26 am | #

          Becky may be affecting a bit more of a “country” (or “relaxed” or “informal”) pronunciation as a semantic signifier of her affected “carefree” persona.

          I know my Southern twang comes in, when I’m trying to appear personable and welcoming. As well as intentional colloquialisms, when I’m trying to appear not too stuck up. Not too formal. It helps me to appear more “honest” and “plainspoken”. Not a bad attribute for a professional persuader.

          …But that’s just me. I’m a compulsive dialect- and accent-copier. It’s habit. Happens all the time.

          • V
            V
            May 24, 2025 at 12:40 am | #

            That’s the impression I got too. That Becky was putting on a shtick. As part of her lovable orphan lesbian ambassador personality. Sort of a survival mechanism.

            • Dr. T
              Dr. T
              May 24, 2025 at 8:25 am | #

              Yeah, Becky’s definitely laying it on thick. I’m from Southern IN in the rural part and even the hicks don’t sound completely like it appears that Becky does. Having said that, it’s not that uncommon to occasionally play up like Becky does. I still sometimes ask my wife if she wants to watch “one of them movin’ pictures”.

              • Steamweed
                Steamweed
                May 24, 2025 at 9:11 am | #

                My brother, sister, and I grew up in the same house with the same parents, each of us there for our entire childhoods. I speak with a federated or general American English dialect, my brother has a East Texas dialect, and my sister has a Southern American English dialect. I guess it’s who we chose to be.

          • Rölli
            Rölli
            May 24, 2025 at 1:37 am | #

            Just poking in to say I found the combination of “compulsive dialect and accent copier” and the Booster Gravatar funny. Just seems about right to me!

        • Erik
          Erik
          May 24, 2025 at 10:50 pm | #

          Except Dorothy…

      • Ninjinister
        Ninjinister
        May 24, 2025 at 12:24 am | #

        I keep imagining her as having the voice of Sam, that one southern girl Chris thought was a boy initially in an early episode of Family Guy. So like I was imagining her with that accent from like day 1, even before she came out even. So I don’t think I realized that she has one that fluctuated until now.

      • Bittersweet
        Bittersweet
        May 24, 2025 at 12:38 am | #

        It can be part of neurodivergence. I’ve always had an odd accent and nobody in the family knows where it came from. In recent years it’s leaned more southern, but I still get the odd rando asking if I’m British from time to time, which I’ve never understood as I’ve never been to the UK. It’s even happened with people from former Commonwealth countries. I absolutely don’t sound British imo, I don’t get it.

        Joyce might have something similar going on (albeit not with whatever weirdness people hear in my voice, she might just be over-enunciating her words). Walky and a few other members of the cast seem to have more subdued but similar pronunciations to Becky, so I’m assuming hers sounds more like the accent up there. Idk though, I’ve never been to Indiana.

        • Wizard
          Wizard
          May 24, 2025 at 5:37 am | #

          Plenty of Hoosiers, especially in rural areas, do speak with a twangy, vaguely southern-sounding accent. (Indiana basically is a southern state in most senses other than the purely geographic.) Most others speak with a very flat, neutral accent, even if raised and schooled in the same town. A big reason many businesses have located their call centers to the Midwest is that almost any English speaker can understand us.

        • Daibhid C
          Daibhid C
          May 24, 2025 at 6:48 am | #

          Up until I was in my twenties, people kept asking me what part of England I was from and when I moved up here. Apparently, when I was very young, my English accent was so pronnounced that a playschool teacher asked my mother when she moved up here, and she couldn’t have sounded more Invernesian. Apparently, I sound more Invernesian now, but I can’t really tell the difference myself.

          At the time, we blamed the BBC, but neurodivergence is probably a factor as well, since my sister watched as much TV as I did, and she sounds perfectly Scottish (although exactly where in Scotland varies; she spent a lot of time in Aberdeen and Glasgow, and picked up elements of the local accents).

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          May 24, 2025 at 9:16 am | #

          I get asked where I’m from quite often (actually, this seems to happen less often lately, though it did just come up the other day), with most people who ask assuming England. For me, it’s a speech impediment, but there could be some neurodivergent slant that sort of convergence it into sounding like an accent.

        • Strain of Thought
          Strain of Thought
          May 24, 2025 at 1:21 pm | #

          I had a friend in high school who had an experience like what you described, people often said he talked like he was British, and his family attributed it to a story they would tell about him getting a terrible ear infection as a very young child and they claimed he started talking funny after he recovered from it. Did you have anything like that, a disruptive event as a small child to your language acquisition?

      • ian livs
        ian livs
        May 24, 2025 at 12:46 am | #

        tbh, I’ve lived in the Bible Belt my whole life and don’t really have the accent at all. like people ask if I’m from the northern US all the time. sometimes accents are weird (and I didn’t realize that it could be neurodivergence, but come to think of it, my also-autistic dad and sibling are also like that)

        • AlexanderHammil
          AlexanderHammil
          May 24, 2025 at 2:32 am | #

          i can’t speak for indiana, but accents in washington where i grew up frequently ran up against each other in the same community. some of the folks i went to school with had much twangier accents than i did. feel like you get outside of the major cities and you’re a lot more likely to run into a distinct transregional redneck accent

          • Shadowsnail
            Shadowsnail
            May 24, 2025 at 12:28 pm | #

            In rural Washington (state), no one had a twangy southern accent, but huntin’ and fishin’ roll right off my tongue, and I occasionally catch myself saying something like “I’ve got a meetin’ after lunch.”

    • Al
      Al
      May 24, 2025 at 12:18 am | #

      I’m scared to ask what it is that makes folks “heated” about her, I’ve been reading for a while but maybe not long enough lol

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      May 24, 2025 at 12:18 am | #

      Becky is A Lot but Becky is Good

  6. Taffy
    Taffy
    May 24, 2025 at 12:04 am | #

    Stop asking me about Dorothy, already!

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      May 24, 2025 at 9:18 am | #

      And specifically stop asking me about having sex with Dorothy! I already told you I don’t want to talk about all my questions which I don’t have about how that works!

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      May 24, 2025 at 3:12 pm | #

      Not that Dorothy is on my mind! Nor am I thinking about rubbing my tongue against her tongue! For example!

  7. TheFungus
    TheFungus
    May 24, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

    Yup Joyce is gonna fumble her way upwards isn’t she Dorothy can’t stop this nobody can she’s gonna somehow kool-aid man her way through Dorothy’s new second better than the last closet.

    • TheFungus
      TheFungus
      May 24, 2025 at 12:29 am | #

      Feel it is worth noting that Joyce’s closet she has constructed is more like a cardboard box she found behind a dumpster and it remains to be seen how powerful the rule of comedy is with how long she can get away with this and if everyone figures it out right away and plays along with the bit.

  8. ZombieKyrik
    ZombieKyrik
    May 24, 2025 at 12:05 am | #

    Hmm, I’m curious where Joyce is taking this, and whether it is a good idea or not. Becky is definitely going to find out, and things will be less than great when she does.

    So how is this going to play out? Joyce walking in on Dorothy and Walky? Dorothy’s continued denial of her bisexuality?

    • Dread Pirate Robin
      Dread Pirate Robin
      May 24, 2025 at 12:21 am | #

      I’m worried that Becky might relapse into her feelings for Joyce if she finds out she’s bi. She could lose the beautiful relationship she’s worked for with Dina just because the crush she’s had since she before she knew what love is has such a big stranglehold on her.

      • Laura
        Laura
        May 24, 2025 at 12:28 am | #

        This.

        Exactly.

        *Facepalm.*

        *SMDH*.

        • V
          V
          May 24, 2025 at 12:44 am | #

          But maybe Becky will finally consciously acknowledge that she and Dina have something very special that’s better than any dream she used to have about a made-up version of Joyce. (Sorry, I can’t see half the page here, it’s always like this.)

          • Risky
            Risky
            May 24, 2025 at 3:12 am | #

            (darn ads, sometimes I’ll see “But maybe Becky” and the entire rest of the screen is covered by an ad and I can’t do anything to change it. Not that you said your issue was specifically ad related)

            • Clif
              Clif
              May 24, 2025 at 3:39 am | #

              Becky is fluent in Joyce and she just heard Joyce talk about not-Dorothy-sex-stuff with not-Dorothy. So if she doesn’t know going forward, it’s semi-willful.

            • Laura
              Laura
              May 24, 2025 at 8:12 am | #

              Maybe try Adblock? I like UBlock Origin and Privacy Badger (from EFF).

              Barring that, Mozilla and Brave (Opera too, perhaps?) sometimes have ad blockers and pop-up blockers built in to the browser settings. If you use Chrome, you can disable pop-ups and auto-play and Javascript, in the settings, and that helps considerably.

              Good luck!

      • AGV/Ruby
        AGV/Ruby
        May 24, 2025 at 4:44 am | #

        I honestly think that Becky is going to handle this better. She’s already accepted that she’s not dating Joyce and she has Dina. I’d be more worried if she didn’t have Dina, then she would have a reason to seek out Joyce. Which might happen in the far future (well, I hope it doesn’t).

  9. Suet
    Suet
    May 24, 2025 at 12:06 am | #

    at what point does plausible deniability become implausible deniability

    like, sure, you’re talking about not-that

  10. Sajuuk-Khar
    Sajuuk-Khar
    May 24, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

    Becky is really in top form here!

    Which is ironic, given that she’s absolutely a botto—*MAULED BY RAPTORS*

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      May 24, 2025 at 12:16 am | #

      Yeah, but she’s into that.

    • Thing2
      Thing2
      May 24, 2025 at 1:43 am | #

      What is all this tops and bottoms stuff? Having disposed of an unhelpful gender binary, is there now an urge to have an unhelpful sexual behaviour binary?

      • Risky
        Risky
        May 24, 2025 at 3:13 am | #

        They are just part of a spectrum, and each is its own separate spectrum. It’s all spectrum.

        • BYM!
          BYM!
          May 24, 2025 at 4:07 am | #

          It’s spectrums all the way down…

          • Disastroid
            Disastroid
            May 24, 2025 at 5:59 am | #

            …to the bottom.

            • Sajuuk-Khar
              Sajuuk-Khar
              May 24, 2025 at 8:03 am | #

              HEYOOOOOOO

              • Steamweed
                Steamweed
                May 24, 2025 at 9:22 am | #

                All a normal part of the ought-istic spectrum. As in, you ought to try all of it to find out what best fits you.

      • ZombieKyrik
        ZombieKyrik
        May 24, 2025 at 3:18 am | #

        It’s not an unhelpful sexual behavior; you can be a top, or a bottom, or a switch, or like certain aspects of either one while not liking others. Some people like to have a dom/sub relationship, but being a top, or bottom is not mutually exclusive.

        You could have a relationship with one person where you are a bottom, but later have a relationship where you are a top, or go back and forth with it, and that’s perfectly ok.

        • StClair
          StClair
          May 24, 2025 at 3:35 am | #

          You’re making that up! People can only ever be one thing, and one thing only! Also they can’t touch without enthusiastic consent and a safeword.

          /s

          • ZombieKyrik
            ZombieKyrik
            May 24, 2025 at 4:45 am | #

            +1 for excellent sarcasm.

        • Li
          Li
          May 24, 2025 at 2:25 pm | #

          +1

          Like all other labels, if they don’t apply to you, they don’t apply, but they’re useful for lots of people. Top/bottom/verse and dom/sub/switch are in fact not just like… made up for porn lol. Plenty of people do in fact have strong preferences for a variety of reasons.

          It’s a little annoying when someone goes super ham on bottom=sub=femme in fandom portrayals, sure, but like. That’s almost certainly a new writer who’s gonna grow out of that anyway. Let fourteen-year-olds be cringe.

      • Sajuuk-Khar
        Sajuuk-Khar
        May 24, 2025 at 5:45 am | #

        Y’ALL IT WAS A JOKE WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

        IT WAS A WORDPLAY JOKE D:

        “Top form” has nothing to do with Becky preferring to have sex/behave sexually as a “bottom”! Juxtaposition! Come on now!

        (Also what are you talking about, “urge to have an unhelpful binary”? What is that? Do you look at any mild categorization of two things and go OH LOOK, ANOTHER BINARY? Please touch grass.)

        • Plain Marie
          Plain Marie
          May 24, 2025 at 10:44 am | #

          Well, I liked your wordplay plus joke. The “mauled by raptors” was a nice touch. Gives “polite interrupting cow” vibes.

  11. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    May 24, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

    That’s right, don’t let on to Becky that you’re thinking about sexy times with a woman whi isn’t her.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      May 24, 2025 at 9:24 am | #

      I’m pretty sure Beckster already knows about Joyce’s interest in Dotty’s body.

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        May 24, 2025 at 9:57 pm | #

        The only people who haven’t been aware of it until now were Dorothy and Joyce.

  12. Dedlok
    Dedlok
    May 24, 2025 at 12:07 am | #

    Methinks she doth profess too much.

    • Laura
      Laura
      May 24, 2025 at 12:30 am | #

      Exeunt. Pursued by a bear.

    • Laura
      Laura
      May 24, 2025 at 12:37 am | #

      Huh. Today I found…

      https://myshakespeare.com/hamlet/act-3-scene-2

    • Plain Marie
      Plain Marie
      May 24, 2025 at 10:46 am | #

      Remember kids, confessing is a few short steps away from professing. Just ‘fess up, whether pro or con.

      • Laura
        Laura
        May 24, 2025 at 3:41 pm | #

        Ooohhh…. 😆😝

  13. Pocky
    Pocky
    May 24, 2025 at 12:08 am | #

    This conversation between the three of them is going to be fun to read.

  14. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    May 24, 2025 at 12:09 am | #

    Only the next day and Joyce is denying she almost kissed Dorothy. There is a great information chasm between readers and characters.

    • Tessea
      Tessea
      May 24, 2025 at 12:29 am | #

      I feel she _does_ want to talk about it, but not risk Becky being mad with her for whatever reasons are running through her head.

      • V
        V
        May 24, 2025 at 12:49 am | #

        Fingers crossed that Becky is a lot more mature and confident in her relationship with Dina than she lets on. Since she likes drama and fun, she likes to make a big deal out of stuff just for the amusement factor.. We see that she rose to the occasion to help Dorothy. (Let’s hope she finally had a brainstorm and cleaned the room too.)

    • StClair
      StClair
      May 24, 2025 at 1:55 am | #

      how many times will she deny Dorothy?

      • Proxiehunter
        Proxiehunter
        May 24, 2025 at 2:20 am | #

        I believe three is traditional.

  15. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    May 24, 2025 at 12:10 am | #

    I thought Not-Dorothy was in another dorm, the one for mirror-universe students.

    (They need special foods because of chirality issues.)

    • Laura
      Laura
      May 24, 2025 at 12:38 am | #

      Fascinating!

      https://chem.libretexts.org/Bookshelves/Organic_Chemistry/Supplemental_Modules_(Organic_Chemistry)/Chirality

      Today I learned…

      • Steamweed
        Steamweed
        May 24, 2025 at 9:27 am | #

        Oh yeah. Chirality is fascinating stuff. Like, there could be an entirely different entire ecosphere somewhere, totally incompatible with ours. But looking just like ours.

        • Laura
          Laura
          May 24, 2025 at 3:40 pm | #

          Whoa! Where? Here, somewhere?

    • Kyulen
      Kyulen
      May 24, 2025 at 12:40 am | #

      I wonder if Not-Dorothy has accepted that she’s bi and told Not-Joyce about her feelings for her yet. If not, maybe when she gets back to her universe.

  16. Taigan
    Taigan
    May 24, 2025 at 12:12 am | #

    Isn’t there a meme that goes “ gay sex will not fix this situation. honestly, it’d probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it a shot anyway.” Feels very appropriate here.

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      May 24, 2025 at 12:16 am | #

      That’s an incredibly Beckypilled meme

      Becky and Ruth/Billie-pilled lmao

  17. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    May 24, 2025 at 12:16 am | #

    Someone is being absolutely normal about this

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      May 24, 2025 at 12:35 am | #

      indeed, totally normal earthling stuff, nothing to see here, move along

  18. staszu13
    staszu13
    May 24, 2025 at 12:22 am | #

    Joyce: Dave, my mind is going. Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do….

    • AbacusWizard
      AbacusWizard
      May 24, 2025 at 12:25 am | #

      Open the pod bay doors, Sal.

      • Steamweed
        Steamweed
        May 24, 2025 at 9:29 am | #

        Bravo! +1 internet point!

    • V98
      V98
      May 24, 2025 at 12:28 am | #

      While editing tomorrow’s newspaper in her office, Daisy feels her ears burn and smiles. Somewhere, a lesbian is saying her name.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        May 24, 2025 at 7:45 pm | #

        +11

  19. Dante
    Dante
    May 24, 2025 at 12:28 am | #

    TvTropes calls this Suspiciously Specific Denial

    I’m not linking it because I care about y’all and that thing is an all-consuming black hole of time. But yeah. Yeah oh my god, Joyce

    • Li
      Li
      May 24, 2025 at 12:53 am | #

      Rubbing my little gremlin hands together in glee.

      • Dante
        Dante
        May 24, 2025 at 12:06 pm | #

        People will confess to things a therapist would never hear from me. Often in the weirdest ways.

        • Li
          Li
          May 24, 2025 at 2:29 pm | #

          Pff FWIW I just meant the strip and the suspiciously specific denial and incoming drama, not your kind reticence to link the Executive Dysfunction Black Hole Website.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      May 24, 2025 at 1:51 am | #

      Nah, link it. Kill the weak.

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 24, 2025 at 3:45 am | #

        To link it, I would have to look it up, and then i would never escape.

        • Otis
          Otis
          May 24, 2025 at 9:41 am | #

          I’m wearing the appropriate safety equipment and believe I have the corresponding will power to procure the link and not get pulled in: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial

      • Dante
        Dante
        May 24, 2025 at 11:48 am | #

        I feel like I oughta hand out Informed Consent forms before an actual link ngl. I was once linked to TvTropes as a teen and now I’m a Lit major.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          May 24, 2025 at 11:51 am | #

          I assume you took the courses to counteract the website’s decaying influence on your understanding of fiction.

          • Dante
            Dante
            May 24, 2025 at 12:04 pm | #

            Naw, I was vaccinated – Already knew how to read before going in. It’s a tool repository, and the rest is mnemonics :3 I’d wager cinemasins did way more damage to its audience.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      May 24, 2025 at 9:31 am | #

      I too have fallen into the all-consuming void of TVT. Several times. One may escape its event horizon only on a temporary basis, never permanently.

      • Dante
        Dante
        May 24, 2025 at 11:53 am | #

        ✨~ TvTropes: Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter~ ✨

        Not even once. You try it this one time and wake up face down on the keyboard, 250 tabs open, seeing Structures. From then on it’s just a countdown to your next relapse.

  20. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    May 24, 2025 at 12:32 am | #

    There is zero chance that Becky doesn’t see right through this. She’s hiding it, but she KNOWS and you can’t convince me otherwise.

    • BorkBorkBork
      BorkBorkBork
      May 24, 2025 at 1:05 pm | #

      I dunno, Becky’s pretty used to both Joyce’s neuroses and rationalizing their friendship as just-friends-because-she’s-not-into-girls. Especially because Becky was so certain that orientation could never change, never, period, end of story. If Joyce is prattling about awkward phrasing and how shes trying very hard to not talk about sex and Dorothy, I’m not sure if that’s suspicious enough to lead Becky to the correct conclusion. Far more likely for her to just rationalize it as some sort of drama involving Dorothy and Joyce regarding her closeness with Joe.

  21. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    May 24, 2025 at 12:32 am | #

    Oh, tomorrow will be interesting. We will start to uncover what’s Joyce’s deal

  22. BBCC
    BBCC
    May 24, 2025 at 12:33 am | #

    Sure! Absolutely sexless talk!

  23. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    May 24, 2025 at 12:35 am | #

    Eh, Joyce looks too much like Jocelyn.

    We may have to replace Joyce with her sister who had the look and name first.

  24. Kyulen
    Kyulen
    May 24, 2025 at 12:37 am | #

    Maybe Joyce should mention Dorothy a few more times, just to make it absolutely clear that she’s definitely not there to talk about Dorothy.

    • Clif
      Clif
      May 24, 2025 at 3:46 am | #

      And definitely not there to talk to not-Dorothy about not-Dorothy-sex-stuff.

  25. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    May 24, 2025 at 12:40 am | #

    Becky is going to hurl herself out the window the moment Joyce starts talking about non-lesbian sex

    • bubba0077
      bubba0077
      May 24, 2025 at 12:48 am | #

      I think she would also hurl herself out the window if she starts talking about lesbian sex with Dotty.

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 24, 2025 at 3:49 am | #

        Which she just did if Becky speaks Joyce as well as I think she does.

  26. Florence
    Florence
    May 24, 2025 at 12:47 am | #

    You can absolutely keep everything in that box Joyce, this is totally doable and healthy

  27. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    May 24, 2025 at 12:49 am | #

    updating my list of cast members’ birthdays, jan 29th: not Becky.

  28. Freezer
    Freezer
    May 24, 2025 at 12:50 am | #

    There went my theory that Joyce went full neurodivergent and completely misread the situation.

    • Adept
      Adept
      May 24, 2025 at 5:27 am | #

      Yes, something like that for me as well.

  29. Wilde
    Wilde
    May 24, 2025 at 1:00 am | #

    Condolences to the “Joyce is 1000% straight with no signs that she’s interested in Dorothy or women” crew!

    Kind of hoping someone goes for another round of mental acrobatics though, this one requires some creativity.

    • chuckroast
      chuckroast
      May 24, 2025 at 2:01 am | #

      It’s just PTSD. The feelings aren’t real.

      It’s not real. It’s never been real. They’ll never be real.

      • Sajuuk-Khar
        Sajuuk-Khar
        May 24, 2025 at 5:49 am | #

        Joyce is just having a trauma response.

      • Wilde
        Wilde
        May 24, 2025 at 12:28 pm | #

        Good point, Dorothy got ahead of the crowd with that one!

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          May 24, 2025 at 3:28 pm | #

          Joyce: I’m totally not having sexy thoughts about my best friend, because I’m straight and have a boyfriend

          Becky: Of course you’re not, because you’re straight and sexual preferences NEVER CHANGE and Dina will stay with me forever

          (Two Best Friends In Denial)
          (…)
          (PART TWO)

    • BorkBorkBork
      BorkBorkBork
      May 24, 2025 at 2:20 am | #

      I dont know what you’re talking about. She says she’s *not* looking for Dorothy, and going to be talking about *not* Dorothy Sex stuff. What you are implying is the exact opposite of what she is saying.

      I mean, I know theres a lot of stuff to keep track of, but you gotta listen for the context here. That’s how you’d know that Joyce is of course not lying because she loves Becky and would never lie about not-sex.

      By the way – COMPLETE aside – the way I see it, unless Leslie’s first semester class also had a class about divorce proceedings, Walky and Joe are still man-married by the authoritative powers of the Gender Studies course. You know. Just in case thay stuff one day becomes relevant.

      • Amós Batista
        Amós Batista
        May 24, 2025 at 5:34 am | #

        I think chuckroast is talking about yesterday strip

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          May 24, 2025 at 9:23 am | #

          I think the way comments thread here got you confused. If it helps, your comment got me confused. Confusion aplenty.

      • Wilde
        Wilde
        May 24, 2025 at 12:29 pm | #

        Ooo, don’t remember that but I’m 100% on-board.

      • Li
        Li
        May 24, 2025 at 2:30 pm | #

        I giggled, ty.

    • Nymph
      Nymph
      May 24, 2025 at 7:01 am | #

      I am REALLY hoping that attitude finally dies out once and for all. The phobes were phobing.

      • Wilde
        Wilde
        May 24, 2025 at 12:36 pm | #

        Same!

        Interesting that Joyce showed up in person to find Becky if she’s trying to avoid Dorothy. They have cell phones, right? She could have texted Becky to come over to her room to chat, so I wonder if that’s subconscious.

        (it could also just be that Willis wanted to gift us this very informative scene, and that’s reason enough for me)

      • Wilde
        Wilde
        May 24, 2025 at 12:38 pm | #

        I just noticed your pic. 👏🏆👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

        • Nymph
          Nymph
          May 24, 2025 at 3:27 pm | #

          lmao thank you 💕

      • Li
        Li
        May 24, 2025 at 2:32 pm | #

        It would be nice. Like, fingers crossed!

  30. Cmd1095
    Cmd1095
    May 24, 2025 at 1:03 am | #

    Hm, this is probably one of the better ways this could play out. Much better for Joyce to come to Becky about her bi awakening than for Becky to find out from someone else. Of course I still think Becky is going to be hurt by this, at least a bit. But I’m hoping Becky comes out of this alright, she’s got Dina to take the edge off of it

    • Ray Radlein
      Ray Radlein
      May 24, 2025 at 1:29 am | #

      She might just feel vindicated: “See! I knew it all along!”

  31. Bryy
    Bryy
    May 24, 2025 at 1:08 am | #

    Phrasing.

  32. BorkBorkBork
    BorkBorkBork
    May 24, 2025 at 1:18 am | #

    Seems completely convincing to me!

    What a strange storyline. Everyone just going around, saying, “Oh, I’m fine! Nothing wrong. Everything’s hunky dory!” It’s so wonderful to hear that everyone’s so well adjusted and healthy.

    … actually, in attempting to make that joke, I ran down the line to see who was “next most troubled” and make a joke about how we were now going to focus on something inconsequential… and realized that everybody IS right now well-adjusted and healthy. Jennifer/Billie is accepted and with real friends. Lucy and Sarah both have people who genuinely care about them. Ethan’s recovering. Amber and Amazi-Girl are as stable as they can be. Hell, even Malaya and Carla have SOs. So does Sal, and while her parent situation sucks, she finally has her brother in her side and she’s not alone.

    Everything else… is doing… great, I guess? With major plot lines and conflicts… resolved?

    Uh oh.

    • Clif
      Clif
      May 24, 2025 at 3:51 am | #

      Ah, now you understand.

      • Sajuuk-Khar
        Sajuuk-Khar
        May 24, 2025 at 5:49 am | #

        DAMN YOU, WILLIS

    • Fuzzy
      Fuzzy
      May 24, 2025 at 4:41 am | #

      Wait Malaya has a partner? Who? When did I miss that? Are they dating Marcie?

      • AGV/Ruby
        AGV/Ruby
        May 24, 2025 at 4:51 am | #

        They aren’t?

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        May 24, 2025 at 8:23 am | #

        Yeah, Sal basically told ’em to. It hasn’t come up much because Marcie is regrettably a side character, but those two are gayin’ it up in the margins.

        • Nymph
          Nymph
          May 24, 2025 at 8:52 am | #

          Literally begging for more Marcie screening.

          • Nymph
            Nymph
            May 24, 2025 at 8:52 am | #

            Screentime* phones are a menace

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        May 24, 2025 at 12:52 pm | #

        It’s much more apparent in the bonus strips.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          May 24, 2025 at 1:15 pm | #

          March 2020, March 2021, July 2021, September 2024

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      May 24, 2025 at 9:34 am | #

      The dawning!
      The black obelisk!
      Thus Spake Zarathustra!

  33. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    May 24, 2025 at 2:08 am | #

    I adore just how smug Becky looks in this one, she entirely deserves it

    • Clif
      Clif
      May 24, 2025 at 4:07 am | #

      Now, the big question is whether that expression is before or after hearing Joyce’s last line.

  34. Jamie
    Jamie
    May 24, 2025 at 2:08 am | #

    I thought panel one was a mirror at first and was confused by the idea that Willis made such a blatant art error since Joyce wasn’t mirrored.

  35. AlexanderHammil
    AlexanderHammil
    May 24, 2025 at 2:35 am | #

    poor becky, running afoul of the westermarck effect to her sorrow

    • Adept
      Adept
      May 24, 2025 at 6:01 am | #

      +1 internet point for science

    • Nymph
      Nymph
      May 24, 2025 at 6:59 am | #

      That, OR Joyce just isn’t into her. Being into chicks doesn’t mean Every Chick Ever.

  36. Shade
    Shade
    May 24, 2025 at 3:21 am | #

    Ah, more repression.

    That always ends well.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      May 24, 2025 at 9:34 am | #

      Absolutely. Every time a DoA character just shuts something down, harder, it gets better. For everyone!

      • Shade
        Shade
        May 24, 2025 at 4:26 pm | #

        Well I meant in general, but especially in that context.

  37. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    May 24, 2025 at 3:32 am | #

    The denial is mutual!!!!

    … wait, is that good news or bad news?

    • Florence
      Florence
      May 24, 2025 at 9:32 am | #

      Oh I’m sure it’s fine, what’s more gasoline gonna do?

  38. Graham
    Graham
    May 24, 2025 at 3:43 am | #

    Becky isn’t Dorothy, so it’s fine.

  39. Kiashi
    Kiashi
    May 24, 2025 at 4:47 am | #

    Joyce, walking into the room unprompted: I’M NOT GAY, YOU’RE GAY!

  40. CJ
    CJ
    May 24, 2025 at 4:55 am | #

    Joyce is not good at hiding.

  41. BSD
    BSD
    May 24, 2025 at 4:56 am | #

    Joe is going to have some negative beliefs about himself “confirmed,” it seems. On the positive side, I think he’s going to be genuinely happy if Joyce gets something that makes her happy. However, he could easily see it as proving his inability to provide real and valuable emotional connection, meaning he’s not deserving of the same from others. Basically, close to the beliefs that underpinned his old persona. The good.news is I don’t think Joe is likely to take this in an incel/misogyny direction, just go back to seeing himself as only able to deliver one thing, and only deserving of receiving the same thing.

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      May 24, 2025 at 5:53 am | #

      Joyce’s intense sexual desire for Dorothy, contrary to popular belief, is not antimatter and will not detonate if she also carries around matter-based intense sexual desire for Joe!

      You can feel intense sexual desire for two people, even if you are committed to monogamy, so I really do not understand this comment!!

      • Adept
        Adept
        May 24, 2025 at 6:06 am | #

        Bisexuality erasure continues. It seems a lot of people just can’t accept it is real.

      • Zaxares
        Zaxares
        May 24, 2025 at 6:56 am | #

        It could get complicated if one is bisexual AND also demisexual and monogamous though. 😉 (Not speaking about Joyce specifically though, she hasn’t exhibited any traits of being demisexual afaik.)

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      May 24, 2025 at 10:12 am | #

      I’m not sure what negative beliefs Joe is going to have confirmed?

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      May 24, 2025 at 1:29 pm | #

      Glad I read past the first sentence, I think your point stands no matter what the relationship(s) look like in the near term future. (Joyce+Dorothy, Joyce+Joe, poly, or even splitsville)
      Joyce has had some heartfelt talks with Joe, but she’s also been pretty vocal about her sexual desire for him. His insecurities could easily make him dismiss their emotional intimacy.

      • Sajuuk-Khar
        Sajuuk-Khar
        May 25, 2025 at 12:01 am | #

        It’s great to pretend you’re superior based on a central thesis of complete bullshit, huh? You can pretend you did any analysis because you put a pipe in your mouth and talked about Joe’s emotional intimacy issues, except just saying “those exist” and “Joyce might trigger them” does not magically make the central thesis of “negative beliefs about himself” any less unsupported bullshit.

  42. thumb
    thumb
    May 24, 2025 at 6:59 am | #

    On the one hand, Becky is the best person to talk to about this.
    On the other hand, Becky is the worst person to talk to about this.

    Willis, you evil genius.

    • SailorCakes
      SailorCakes
      May 24, 2025 at 10:48 am | #

      That’s why we keep coming back 😌

    • Plain Marie
      Plain Marie
      May 24, 2025 at 10:50 am | #

      Becky was the best of friends. She was the worst of friends….

  43. Zamperla
    Zamperla
    May 24, 2025 at 11:01 am | #

    SHES BECOMING SELF AWARE…. -er. Self aware-er. arguably Joyce becoming self aware is one of the motivating threads of this comic, come to think of it.

  44. Stephen Nedland
    Stephen Nedland
    May 24, 2025 at 11:42 am | #

    Good, this is good. Both of them are finally starting to address how they feel about each other. Being honest with your feelings is the first step in healthier relationships, both platonic and intimate. Hopefully this arc concludes with Dorothy and Joyce having an open and candid conversion about being thirsty towards each other.

    • Regret
      Regret
      May 24, 2025 at 3:44 pm | #

      There is a small chance I don’t experience lust in the same way other people do, but for me lust is one of the easier desires to control. All you gotta do is consistently remind yourself that other people are peers first and sex toys second. After a couple years it’ll stick and it’ll be automatic. Then it becomes easy to be open and honest about your and their sexual desires and you can have a passionless conversation about sex. Which isn’t sexy, but it lays the groundwork for consent among people you do not yet know well enough to know when they are counter signalling.

  45. Astariel
    Astariel
    May 24, 2025 at 2:43 pm | #

    As someone pointed out on the Patreon yesterday, Joyce is doing her whole Tristan thing about Dorothy here, which Becky really should recognize. I wonder what’s going to happen when Joyce runs into Dorothy while operating at that level of denial. I suspect it will be awkward.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      May 24, 2025 at 6:13 pm | #

      Huh.

      YEAH.

  46. PB
    PB
    May 24, 2025 at 3:30 pm | #

    I’m gonna go ahead and add “this ends with a polyamorous quad” to my bingo card.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      May 24, 2025 at 7:55 pm | #

      You’re not allowed to admit those exist.

      • Nymph
        Nymph
        May 24, 2025 at 8:12 pm | #

        *screaming, pulling the “pull in case of polyamory mention” alarm, running into the arms of strictly monogamous firemen sobbing my eyes out*

      • PB
        PB
        May 25, 2025 at 2:49 am | #

        What, bingo cards? It’s fine, I’m not gambling actual money. /j

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