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October 14, 2026

Warrant

by David M Willis on December 27, 2025 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – I'm the Problem, It's Me
└ Tags: amber, malaya, ruth

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  1. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    December 27, 2025 at 12:03 am | # | Reply Report comment

    😖😖😖😖😖😖

    *plays “Rain” from Cowboy Bebop on hacked muzak*

    • Achallenger
      Achallenger
      December 28, 2025 at 10:57 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Oooof

  2. Morrison
    Morrison
    December 27, 2025 at 12:03 am | # | Reply Report comment

    The school should sue

    • Paradoxius
      Paradoxius
      December 27, 2025 at 12:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Damn, imagine a university that sided with students rather than the police in this kind of situation!

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      December 27, 2025 at 12:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

      The school is probably behind this.

      Mind you, I have been informed Chloe/Puddinghead isn’t evil but I’ve been riding hard my theory that the next antagonist after Joyce’s Church and Blaine will be the Dean.

      • Morrison
        Morrison
        December 27, 2025 at 1:22 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Listen, whether the school supports this or not, the police have already shown they have enough corruption in thos prescient to go out for some payback after so many of them got beat up. Look at the mark on the officer’s cheek in the first panel. These guys know Amber O’Malley is PROBABLY Amazi-Girl even if Blaine wouldn’t confirm it before he “suicided”. Sarah is going to have words with her boyfriend about the cops coming into her room, and if the Dean really is the bad guy her scholarship could be revoked. BUT HEY, maybe Carla’s parents will take their money out of this war and put it towards their daughter’s peers.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 27, 2025 at 10:08 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Evil or not, I’m not sure what’s supposed to be going on here. Are we supposed to accept at face value that they don’t have a warrant and they’re just here for revenge?

          But why? That makes no sense. If they’ve got a reason to come here looking for AG to get revenge, there isn’t a judge in the country that wouldn’t give them a warrant. And then they could beat her up for resisting arrest. There’s no reason to be operating without the cover of law here.

          • C.T Phipps
            C.T Phipps
            December 27, 2025 at 11:50 am | # | Reply Report comment

            My assumption is that they intend to just BS their way into arresting Amber.

            Probably with the school’s permission.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              December 27, 2025 at 1:37 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              But why?
              Any judge would give them a warrant, so why BS?

              • C.T Phipps
                C.T Phipps
                December 27, 2025 at 3:18 pm | # | Reply Report comment

                I mean there’s plenty of RL cops who do stupid stuff because of lack of patience or disrespect for procedure. The endless amounts of lack of read rights, turned off bodycams, warrantless actions, and lying about warrants proves so.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  December 27, 2025 at 7:13 pm | #

                  Sure, but most of that is either spur of the moment or when they’re really trying to get away with something.

                  Rather than a big planned operation that they could easily get a warrant for. Unless they can’t for some reason I don’t see yet.

              • Dandi_Andi
                Dandi_Andi
                December 27, 2025 at 6:06 pm | # | Reply Report comment

                Would they be able to get a warrant without a suspect, though? That would require a warrant or warrants to search every residence in the wing, including many people who aren’t suspected of any crime. I won’t say that it wouldn’t happen. I’m not well versed enough in law enforcement procedures. But i think it’s pretty reasonable to think that the cops might skip a warrant if they don’t think they can get one. So they are going to make a show of force in common areas and attempt to menace a bunch of women into voluntarily allowing a search of their rooms. And if one of those women happens to unknowingly be AG’s roommate, so much the better.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  December 27, 2025 at 7:15 pm | #

                  Maybe. But if they’re just trying to intimidate, they’re a lot less of a threat for actually finding anything than we’re being led to believe.

                • Dandi_Andi
                  Dandi_Andi
                  December 27, 2025 at 8:11 pm | #

                  That’s probably true, but Amber/AmaziGirl have taken the bait if it is indeed that.

    • anon
      anon
      December 27, 2025 at 4:37 am | # | Reply Report comment

      i mean, weren’t some ppl on the school staff pro blumeria/help funding ruttech to begin with? versus individual students suing the school

    • Giguioto
      Giguioto
      December 27, 2025 at 1:04 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      The same school that has two members of its faculty (Leslie and Robin, the latter being an actual professor) currently in custody? I don’t think they be doing much to protect students…

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 27, 2025 at 1:44 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        OTOH, think they’d want to tread softly in this dorm.
        There’s a billionaire’s daughter, the sister of a former member of Congress and the dean’s ex’s kids. People with connections and money for lawyers.

  3. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    December 27, 2025 at 12:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

    …dammit, Amber, did you empty your closet first?

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      December 27, 2025 at 12:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Unless she managed to quickly stick all her amazigear in her pajama pockets? No she did not.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 27, 2025 at 12:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Sal hid the Amazi-Gear after bringing her back from the doc.
        At least according to Dina.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          December 27, 2025 at 12:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Hopefully she did it well and they don’t find it in her room either.

          • Icalasari
            Icalasari
            December 27, 2025 at 3:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Considering Sal’s previous run ins with police and absolute distrust of them?

            That costume ain’t getting found by even the FBI

          • APW
            APW
            December 27, 2025 at 10:08 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Billifer is going to find it.

      • yak
        yak
        December 27, 2025 at 12:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Sal hid her paraphernalia. How they were hidden, and whether clues were left behind, we don’t know.

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      December 27, 2025 at 12:09 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Sal took care of Amazi-Girl’s stuff.

      Hopefully she didn’t just stick it in her closet.

      • Cmd1095
        Cmd1095
        December 27, 2025 at 12:17 am | # | Reply Report comment

        they find it in Sal’s closet and arrest her as Amazi-girl, and Billie takes this as confirmation for her assumption that Sal is Amazi-girl.

        • Bogeywoman
          Bogeywoman
          December 27, 2025 at 2:42 am | # | Reply Report comment

          This has been my creeping feeling for the past… 6 months? Idk how time works

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        December 27, 2025 at 2:31 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I really want to say that Sal is probably more thorough about hiding criminal evidence than that, but a full police sweep might not be something she was expecting

    • Nubetrasnochada
      Nubetrasnochada
      December 27, 2025 at 12:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Dina said Sal has hidden Amber’s paraphernalia after bringing her back from the kitchen doctor.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        December 27, 2025 at 2:46 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Sal??????

        ….

        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 😭😭😭

        • Shadowsnail
          Shadowsnail
          December 27, 2025 at 3:37 am | # | Reply Report comment

          It’s okay. She put it all in Danny’s closet.

          • mindbleach
            mindbleach
            December 27, 2025 at 10:15 pm | # | Reply Report comment

            – Caucasian
            – Brunette
            – Can plausibly perform sex acts while upside-down

            Danny’s a baaad egg.

    • Entropy
      Entropy
      December 27, 2025 at 10:34 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I just had an evil thought. Dorothy was working on AG’s costume, so they’ll find stuff in there. Becky’s haircut now makes her look enough like AG that they’ll put out a manhunt for her.

  4. Bill Erak
    Bill Erak
    December 27, 2025 at 12:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

    AMBER YOU’RE NOT HEALTHY ENOUGH TO JUMP DOWN 3 FLOORS GIRL

    • BadRoad
      BadRoad
      December 27, 2025 at 12:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

      That’s why she’s balancing on the windowsill.

    • Radiance
      Radiance
      December 27, 2025 at 12:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

      While this is true, it is still better for her health than waiting around for the cops would be.

      Though, if any of them are stationed outside and seeing this, it probably gives them a pretty good idea of who Amazi-Girl is.

      • Laura
        Laura
        December 27, 2025 at 5:03 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I knew a girl who did this — who jumped out a high up window to escape police torture. It was in Prague, so they called her the “Praha praha fenstersturz”: the fourth defenestration of Prague. It didn’t work, though. She was so broken, lying on the ground, that the police just came and picked her up and took her back into custory. )-:

        I don’t recall her name. Wish I did. She was an amazing political cartoonist. “An age ago…”

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 27, 2025 at 4:09 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Hopefully she doesn’t, uh…

      *Descending whistle*

      *Splat*

  5. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    December 27, 2025 at 12:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Why does Ruth hate Bulmeria? The only reason she could possibly object to the police in the dorm is due to longstanding anti-Bulmerianism. Which of course is the motivation of the protestors.

    (Its sad sarcasm barely feels like a defense to the current administration)

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      December 27, 2025 at 12:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Why didn’t Ruth BETRAY the cops and TRAP them in the Hyperbolic Murder Cave? Is she stupid?

      • QueenofSodor
        QueenofSodor
        December 27, 2025 at 12:15 am | # | Reply Report comment

        What if The Cops were Locked in the Time Chamber for millennia and betrayed? Full What-If Movie (runtime: 5 hours)

        • Dot
          Dot
          December 27, 2025 at 12:23 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Calm down Amber, we’re your friends!

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        December 27, 2025 at 12:52 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Ruth works for the EVIL university so she can’t be relied on. Perhaps the sinister Puddinghea….

        Wait, dammit, I need to stop with the conspiracy theories here.

  6. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    December 27, 2025 at 12:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Maybe her new injuries will disguise her old injury. Opioid dosing is going to be off maybe.

  7. yak
    yak
    December 27, 2025 at 12:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

    oh… this is not going to be the “consequences” that people were clamoring for, huh

    • Dot
      Dot
      December 27, 2025 at 12:08 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Well no, because at the risk of sounding like a broken record, none of this has to do with the cheating.

      • yak
        yak
        December 27, 2025 at 12:15 am | # | Reply Report comment

        the true consequences is that I jammed my finger really hard now I can’t really bend the last knuckle. Dang it, Doyce!

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          December 27, 2025 at 12:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Those devious fiends

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        December 27, 2025 at 12:20 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Don’t forget, Amber’s blood cheated on her with that snow.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        December 27, 2025 at 12:24 am | # | Reply Report comment

        It actually does, but not enough for it to be the sort of consequences people want.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          December 27, 2025 at 2:34 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Not in any direct causal sense. They are tangentially connected but mostly in the sense that the cheating happened during the event that this is in response to

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            December 27, 2025 at 4:59 am | # | Reply Report comment

            AG escalated to brawling with the police because Dorothy ran back into the protest, causing Joyce to linger and almost get arrested.

            Granted, we don’t know whether she would have brawled with them due to some other offense if the first one hadn’t happened, and Dorothy running back into the protest BECAUSE of unrequited love for Joyce might require a bit of reading between the lines and your mileage might vary, but I’m going to call it a causal connection. Because doing so lets me be silly.

            • deliverything
              deliverything
              December 27, 2025 at 6:59 am | # | Reply Report comment

              I went back and checked. To expand on that:
              The near-arrest — https://www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/book-15/04-the-only-exception/cuffed/ — happened just because she was standing outside and looking back in (note the previous strip). Or possibly just because she looked like a promising target.
              Also note https://www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/book-15/04-the-only-exception/detouring/ and the following strip; Dorothy and Joyce weren’t the only ones being rescued.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                December 27, 2025 at 10:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

                Arguably, the near arrest happened because she’d stopped just outside, looking after her friend who had just run back in. That’s not justified, but it’s also not quite just a promising target – lots of other people still walking out and no sign they were all be grabbed.
                And honestly, the cop was right. She was gonna run back in after Dorothy regardless.

                Once AG started brawling with cops, she did rescue others, but that was the inciting incident and it’s not clear if she would have jumped in otherwise.

                • Astariel
                  Astariel
                  December 27, 2025 at 2:43 pm | #

                  If she wasn’t planning to fight cops, what was she doing there in costume in the first place? I don’t buy this ‘everything is Joyrothy’s fault’ interpretation of events.

                • Reltzik
                  Reltzik
                  December 27, 2025 at 10:14 pm | #

                  Astariel: Lurking around in costume (usually on a rooftop) is kinda SOP for Amazi-girl, whether she plans on fighting cops or not.

            • Yumi
              Yumi
              December 27, 2025 at 12:45 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              If it wouldn’t have been cheating, would Dorothy have been anguished enough about her perceived unrequited feelings for Joyce? I think very possibly, from my experience of falling for a “straight” girl (and also an actually straight girl). But the yearning was definitely increased by seeing Joyce with someone else.

      • Dara
        Dara
        December 27, 2025 at 8:43 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        [monkey’s paw finger curls]

    • Bill Erak
      Bill Erak
      December 27, 2025 at 12:09 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Everyone will suffer the consequences of Doyce except Dorothy and Joyce, such is the way of the fickle Willis god

      • Fail Earnhardt
        Fail Earnhardt
        December 27, 2025 at 12:24 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I mean if you wanted to freeze them out of their extended friend group, this is probably the fastest way.

      • Ray Radlein
        Ray Radlein
        December 27, 2025 at 1:16 am | # | Reply Report comment

        tbf, consequences falling far, far away from their precipitating actions is also the way of the fickle not-Willis god, the one that Becky is currently on the outs with

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          December 27, 2025 at 4:27 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Willis is her god, looming over her in their drawing tablet like Bugs at the end of Duck Amuck.

    • Dandi_Andi
      Dandi_Andi
      December 27, 2025 at 5:42 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Unless Danny dobbed Joyce and Dorothy in to the cops as retribution for breaking Joe’s heart, then no. This is not Joe and Walky’s friends treating JoyDot’s infidelity like it matters. Of course this probably WILL satisfy the separate but adjacent complaint that JoyDot’s honeymoon is boring and has gone on too long.

      I can’t relate to either argument, but I’m glad they’ve got something to sink their teeth into now.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      December 27, 2025 at 6:36 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      monkey pawn curled 1st and 3rd fingers, lefting the middle one for all of us…

  8. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    December 27, 2025 at 12:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Anything Sal can do, she can do better!

  9. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    December 27, 2025 at 12:08 am | # | Reply Report comment

    The “just searching closets” cop is out of luck, the last two stragglers came out two days ago. Also he looks like the unholy spawn of Toedad and Joedad; you’re welcome for that mental image in advance

    • Stormtide Leviathan
      Stormtide Leviathan
      December 27, 2025 at 3:20 am | # | Reply Report comment

      “the last two stragglers came out two days ago”

      You lack faith. There’s always more people that can come out of the closet. We’ll get trans Walkie and Sal/Amazi-Girl one day…

  10. alex
    alex
    December 27, 2025 at 12:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

    careful, we don’t want another mike incident

  11. Nono
    Nono
    December 27, 2025 at 12:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

    You might not be able to tell but the bald cop is very upset by the phrase “out of your hair”.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      December 27, 2025 at 12:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Yeah, and he might overcompensate with a truly cursed hairpiece. Upset him too much and there will be hell toupee.

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 27, 2025 at 1:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Very nice.

      • Lieutenant Dan
        Lieutenant Dan
        December 27, 2025 at 8:37 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Steven Spielberg beat him to the punch 40 years ago.

        https://youtu.be/sZXE7oSJmF8

    • Dara
      Dara
      December 27, 2025 at 2:01 am | # | Reply Report comment

      He also has a bandage.

      Wonder how he got the injury?

      • Adept
        Adept
        December 27, 2025 at 7:42 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Kicked to the face by a short, curvy superhero, is my guess.

  12. Tenzhi
    Tenzhi
    December 27, 2025 at 12:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Warrants? Due process? In this economy?

  13. Kristine
    Kristine
    December 27, 2025 at 12:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Still need a warrent

    • Queen Anthai
      Queen Anthai
      December 27, 2025 at 12:17 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Who’s going to stop them?

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        December 27, 2025 at 12:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Quick, call the cops on them.

      • Dot
        Dot
        December 27, 2025 at 12:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Fourth amendment violations are actually something cops can and will absolutely get in trouble for. Judges do not like their sphere of influence being infringed upon

        • 3oranges
          3oranges
          December 27, 2025 at 2:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Hard to do in the moment though. There’s a saying that you may beat the charges but you can’t beat the ride. In the same way a judge isn’t going to stop whatever they’re planning for Amazi-Girl.

        • Bobby
          Bobby
          December 27, 2025 at 3:02 am | # | Reply Report comment

          ah yes because they face consequences for breaking the rules soooooo muuuuuuuuuch

        • Icalasari
          Icalasari
          December 27, 2025 at 3:41 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Even assuming they actually were punished, it isn’t going to stop them from killing Amber first

        • Orange Lantern
          Orange Lantern
          December 28, 2025 at 7:00 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Well, from what was seen in RL news so far, it doesn’t matter much what judges think in this country. Or what the law says, for that matter. As is custom for fash regimes. It’s just a matter of how dystopian close to reality or utopian fantasy this comic wants to be.

      • yak
        yak
        December 27, 2025 at 12:23 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Yelling at them, filming them, demanding names, etc would certainly help.

        • Zero
          Zero
          December 27, 2025 at 1:44 am | # | Reply Report comment

          That’s what she’s doing.

      • Zero
        Zero
        December 27, 2025 at 1:45 am | # | Reply Report comment

        The door locks, unless the university let them in. In which case they probably don’t need a warrant, but you’d think Ruth would already know.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          December 27, 2025 at 4:31 am | # | Reply Report comment

          I assume they would have told as few people as possible so word of the raid doesn’t leak. (It did anyway, but…)

          Maybe Chloe knew, as a full-time staff member and employee of the school, but they probably wouldn’t tell the student employees (Asma, the RAs, etc).

        • Tan
          Tan
          December 27, 2025 at 7:23 am | # | Reply Report comment

          To legally collect evidence from a dorm room, they absolutely need a warrant (or permission to enter from a resident of that room, or exigent circumstances to enter). The university, like a landlord or a hotel, can give cops permission to search common areas, but not your room.

          Of course for this to matter, A: you have to know that, and B: you have to convince the judge to believe you over the cops.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            December 27, 2025 at 10:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Thing is, if they’ve got enough evidence to decide to go search Amber’s room, they’ve got enough evidence to get a warrant. It’s not like any judge is going to refuse a warrant to apprehend the vigilante who assaulted multiple cops.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 27, 2025 at 10:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

          The outside doors are locked, but only at night.
          Plenty of people wander into the dorms.

          • Zero
            Zero
            December 28, 2025 at 5:44 am | # | Reply Report comment

            On the room doors. Most of the students aren’t home right now to open them even if they wanted to, it’s the middle of the day.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      December 27, 2025 at 12:49 am | # | Reply Report comment

      “Don’t need one when the university says that we have to end the evil terrorist cell of superheroes who hate Bulmeria here.”

  14. Taffy
    Taffy
    December 27, 2025 at 12:20 am | # | Reply Report comment

    But all her parts aren’t how they should be. She’s gonna get hurt more.

  15. Dara
    Dara
    December 27, 2025 at 12:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Do we know whether these are dissent-crackdown cops or organised crime cops?

    I mean, either way they’re looking for Amazi-Girl, but the question is for what purpose.

    • yak
      yak
      December 27, 2025 at 12:23 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Probably both

    • Bill Erak
      Bill Erak
      December 27, 2025 at 12:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

      All cops are organized crime cops.

      • Bobby
        Bobby
        December 27, 2025 at 3:01 am | # | Reply Report comment

        this

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 27, 2025 at 11:20 am | # | Reply Report comment

        In a sense, but not in this sense. The police themselves can be viewed as a criminal organization, but in this context we know that some are on the take from the mob. That’s rarer than it used to be, from what I know.

        • Bill Erak
          Bill Erak
          December 27, 2025 at 12:22 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          Rarer only in the sense that the police are a mob so they can’t go around paling it up with rival gangs.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            December 27, 2025 at 1:49 pm | # | Reply Report comment

            Naive if you think cops used to be better.
            Regardless, the distinction here is whether this is just normal cop shit or whether they’re working for Asher’s family here.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      December 27, 2025 at 12:27 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Is that an either-or question? Because I feel like that was an either-or question and that it shouldn’t have been an either-or question.

    • profnekko
      profnekko
      December 27, 2025 at 1:03 am | # | Reply Report comment

      in this case while they’re being bad cops they do have a valid legal justification for chasing down Amazi-Girl because she was expressly punching and beating up cops during the protest. Should they have been riot controling the protest? No. But the case still stands that Amber did actually do something illegal enough that they can justify a warrant to go after her. Hence why they are expressly seeking her instead of just targeting random people at the protest

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 27, 2025 at 4:32 am | # | Reply Report comment

      None of them are Officer Bradford (the guy who capped Blaine); they’re all too young and he has a tag.

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/tag/lester/

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      December 27, 2025 at 11:22 am | # | Reply Report comment

      If they only knew (or suspected) AG’s identity because of mob information, that could be a reason they apparently didn’t try to get a warrant.

  16. Stormtide Leviathan
    Stormtide Leviathan
    December 27, 2025 at 12:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Searching Closets sounds like definite confirmation they’re looking for AG

    • Olofa
      Olofa
      December 27, 2025 at 2:44 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Searching Closets sounds like my 1980s art-rock band.

    • deliverything
      deliverything
      December 27, 2025 at 7:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Not Becky, at least. Her closet was annihilated.

  17. Kyulen
    Kyulen
    December 27, 2025 at 12:30 am | # | Reply Report comment

    So I’m assuming this means the cops are actually looking for Amazi-Girl’s costume, which makes me wonder how they came to suspect she might be in this particular residence hall. I forget how many other students know that Amber is Amazi-Girl, but I thought it was just some of her friends, who wouldn’t be likely to rat her out to the cops. I hope she doesn’t get caught or hurt more than she already is.

    • Bill Erak
      Bill Erak
      December 27, 2025 at 12:33 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Back when Amber/AG had her first encounter with Sal, she was seen (and documented) running out of this specific building. It’s how Dorothy found her and later discovered her identity.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        December 27, 2025 at 12:50 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Blaine told the cops his daughter was Amazi-Girl.

        • Clif
          Clif
          December 27, 2025 at 1:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Did not. He specifically told the cop who shot him that she was not.

          • Clif
            Clif
            December 27, 2025 at 1:09 am | # | Reply Report comment

            But then made it plausible by intimating that they could probably pin it on her anyway.

        • Ray Radlein
          Ray Radlein
          December 27, 2025 at 1:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

          And then Blaine told the cops his daughter wasn’t Amazi-Girl, and then Blaine told the cops “Aaarrrrrrghllb” when they shot him, so who knows

          • Thag Simmons
            Thag Simmons
            December 27, 2025 at 2:44 am | # | Reply Report comment

            And the cop who processed Blaine to a permanent end is on the take from Asher’s family, so who knows how much of that ended up in the report anyways

      • deliverything
        deliverything
        December 27, 2025 at 7:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

        But it’s well-known that Amazi-Girl doesn’t live here, as evidenced by her catch-phrase: “I Don’t Live Here!™”
        Are you trying to tell me that people doubted Amazi-Girl?

        • Mitzi B.
          Mitzi B.
          December 27, 2025 at 8:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

          I love I DON’T LIVE HERE!™️

  18. Cameron Stone
    Cameron Stone
    December 27, 2025 at 12:37 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Y’know this is why Antifa goes for plain black outfits, a lot harder to identify than the bright yellow, monogramed superhero suit that probably also cost a lot of money to make (another reason you go for cheap, easily disposable piece of clothes). I’m honestly surprised Amber never got caught before, though I’ve always thought the Amazi-girl stuff was some of the most tonally inconsistent parts of the comic.

    • yak
      yak
      December 27, 2025 at 12:39 am | # | Reply Report comment

      It’s well established that superhero logic works in this comic.

      • Cameron Stone
        Cameron Stone
        December 27, 2025 at 1:56 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        Does it really? For me it always clashed with the more grounded reality of the comic, like how the Amber/Amazi-girl split is sometimes played as legitimate mental illness and other times is basically just Two-Face comic book mental illness. It just feels like a bad holdover from Shortpacked, putting it into the real world setting makes it feel less like superhero stuff and more like uncomfortable vigilante justice.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 27, 2025 at 7:20 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          It doesn’t work for all the readers tonally obviously, but it’s established that within universe, the superhero logic works. People don’t recognize Amber. Blaine getting a costume made him both more of a threat and unrecognizable. They’re capable of unrealistic feats. Costumes work. In multiple ways.

    • tbf
      tbf
      December 27, 2025 at 12:42 am | # | Reply Report comment

      College RLSHs are more common than you think.

      • Dara
        Dara
        December 27, 2025 at 2:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Are they?

        I miss Phoenix Jones.

      • Cameron Stone
        Cameron Stone
        December 27, 2025 at 1:58 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        Yeah, but those guys don’t hide their identity from the public. Y’know, accountability and all that.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      December 27, 2025 at 12:50 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Before Amazi-Girl was an annoyance.

      Now?

      She threatens cops.

    • Lanz
      Lanz
      December 27, 2025 at 12:55 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I don’t think she punched cops before the protest, so I don’t think the cops cared as much about the random vigilante beating up people they probably also wanted to bust the heads of

  19. Doribi
    Doribi
    December 27, 2025 at 1:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Please don’t let this be the start of several death flags for Amber, I kind of like her, and for anyone who wants to ask where Ruth’s spine is here a gentle reminder, these are Police in the United States, In a Red State, they will probably brutalize or shoot you for annoying them.

  20. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    December 27, 2025 at 1:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

    The good news is that Mike will be there to welcome her to Valhalla

  21. Thing 2
    Thing 2
    December 27, 2025 at 1:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Gulp. Not in the ceiling then. Very visible from below!

    • Pinkie
      Pinkie
      December 27, 2025 at 1:15 am | # | Reply Report comment

      And from in the room

      • Thing 2
        Thing 2
        December 27, 2025 at 1:31 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Indeed, where is she going? I suspect it involves jumping…

  22. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    December 27, 2025 at 1:37 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Oh they are very much looking for AG because they’re mad about getting humiliated aren’t they.

  23. Shogo
    Shogo
    December 27, 2025 at 2:31 am | # | Reply Report comment

    If they have a warrant, they don’t have to show it to you right away if you ask about it. If they think there’s a risk to public safety or a risk that evidence might be destroyed, they can delay confirming the existence of a warrant.

    Additionally, those same excuses can be used to let them conduct a search without waiting for a warrant to be signed. All they had to do was claim waiting for a warrant would give someone time to destroy evidence or declare Amazigirl a threat to public saftey.

    Beyond that, kind of surprised something like this hasn’t happened sooner. But I guess they’re taking it personally now that she’s directly attacked the police.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      December 27, 2025 at 10:20 am | # | Reply Report comment

      OTOH, why wouldn’t they just get a warrant? And have one of the officers wave it around while the others proceed.

      • Bittersweet
        Bittersweet
        December 27, 2025 at 4:08 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        Because, assuming what one person said above is correct, they’d have to get hundreds upon hundreds of warrants for every dorm room. I kind of thought they’d only need to get the one warrant for the whole building though, and that warrant would be given to Puddinghead not Ruth.

        • Bittersweet
          Bittersweet
          December 27, 2025 at 4:09 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          Not saying they’d be justified for committing a constitutional violation, just that that’s the reason they’d be lazy+corrupt and not do things the right way.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 27, 2025 at 7:34 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          It’s possible. I’m not at all clear on what the law is for searching dorms en masse. If they’re just going to break down doors and search all the rooms without warrants that they actually need, they’re going to be in a lot of trouble.

          There are people on this floor who can bring significant resources to bear – most notably Carla’s parents.

          Even if they needed only one warrant and that would go to Chloe (or someone higher up), you’d think they’d need someone on the scene to show they had the correct legal permissions.

      • BorkBorkBork
        BorkBorkBork
        December 27, 2025 at 4:20 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        Playing devil’s advocate here.

        Theres zero reason why they would not have a warrant. Everything that the cops did followed the letter of the law.
        When the campus changed its bylaws the protesters became trespassers. They gave advanced notice of when the meadow would be cleared, prepared to clear it in plain sight, and used nonlethal force to do so.
        The sniper, and the excess of force used, can be attributed to rumors that some of the protesters were armed and dangerous.
        Amazi-Girl’s presence and physical assault of police officers in the course of their duty retroactively justifies any argument about how real said rumors were: they were assaulted by a masked resistence; therefore, it was prudent to be prepared.

        Amazi-Girl has been reported on often. It is clear that she is a student, and likely a resident of this hall. If felony assault charges are leveled – which I’m sure they would be – theres not a judge on earth who wouldn’t sign a warrant to search. And showing up *without* a warrant is beyond stupid. It means that you literally cannot use any of that information in the future.

        But no, this is DoA, so they have have to be evil corrupt cops at every level, and be breaking the rules even now, instead of just using the full power of the system in a corrupt way.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 27, 2025 at 7:29 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          Snipers at protests are generally justified as “in case of attacks on the gathering, like any other mass event”, not for worries about the protesters being armed and dangerous. You can argue whether that’s true or not, but snipers do tend to be used at a lot of mass events, whether the cops want to intimidate the crowd or not. Obviously they do serve the purpose of intimidation at protests.

          And yeah, things got real serious legally when AG attacked cops, however justified we think it was.

          • C.T Phipps
            C.T Phipps
            December 27, 2025 at 8:46 pm | # | Reply Report comment

            I mean they say that but they’re absolutely not given the police coddled the people who actually did attack protestors and famously protected the one who murdered two.

  24. Opinion
    Opinion
    December 27, 2025 at 2:33 am | # | Reply Report comment

    What are the odds that tomorrow we hard cut back to Doyce making kissy faces at each other for a week?

    • Pharmadan
      Pharmadan
      December 27, 2025 at 10:45 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Cops busting down their door cause they were to involved in blinking to hear the cops demanding entrance

  25. Acher4
    Acher4
    December 27, 2025 at 2:44 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Good thing noone looks up, like ever. :/

  26. Bongoplush
    Bongoplush
    December 27, 2025 at 2:45 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Okay I know amber is panicking here but this seems like a pretty terrible place to hide???? I mean standing like that people who see you are gonna think your trying to hurl yourself off, your gonna draw a crowd, if your goal is not to be noticed this is the absolute worst place you could be

  27. Rimwalker55
    Rimwalker55
    December 27, 2025 at 2:51 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Maybe it’s just to lessen the drawing workload but none of the cops are carrying guns in today’s and yesterday’s strip. (Possible) Fun Fact: the shorter brown hair cop wears a load strap for a left-handed rig. most of the others are right-handed because they’re gesturing and communicating with the left hands. Training says don’t tie up the weapons hand.

    Does it matter? No, but I’m sitting on the edge of my seat with spidey sense atiingling. weird the things that get noticed.

  28. Xccj
    Xccj
    December 27, 2025 at 3:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Maybe it’s just the perspective is off, but Ruth looks larger than all three of those cops. If she wanted their femurs, I’m sure she could take them.

    • eh, whatever
      eh, whatever
      December 27, 2025 at 9:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Look at their feet, it is perspective. She is tall, though – about their size.

  29. Arianod
    Arianod
    December 27, 2025 at 4:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

    (Chuckles) She’s in danger.

  30. Astariel
    Astariel
    December 27, 2025 at 4:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Shit, very worried about Amber, whether it’s getting caught by the cops or falling from dizziness and breaking her head. We wouldn’t get that blatant a repeat of Mike, would we?

    I’m suddenly thinking that we haven’t seen Amber in any preview panels for ages, and it’s not making me feel better.

    • eh, whatever
      eh, whatever
      December 27, 2025 at 9:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Quoth the Damnable: No main characters die.

      Then they overlooked that Mike had unintentionally become a main character. But Amber always was one.

      • Astariel
        Astariel
        December 27, 2025 at 2:52 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        I thought Mike was a main character from the beginning and Willis deliberated decided to break the rule to kill him.

  31. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    December 27, 2025 at 4:56 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Malala knows the drill: in South Hemisphere, what this cop mean was: “Just looking for some personal to take them with us; to torture them, make them confess whatever we want and, after all, make them disappear”

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      December 27, 2025 at 10:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Sure, but in this case why? What’s the goal?

      If they know Amber is AG, they’ve got her dead to rights. They can take her openly and legally and also beat her up for resisting arrest.
      If they don’t, why are they here? Grabbing some random college kid and torturing them until they confess doesn’t get them anything.

      • Pharmadan
        Pharmadan
        December 27, 2025 at 10:42 am | # | Reply Report comment

        It doesn’t get them something. Its a show of force and retaliation. They look weak caus of AG so doing this is them saving face so to speak

        • Pharmadan
          Pharmadan
          December 27, 2025 at 10:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Dang auto correct and fat fingers. Its suppose to be does get them something

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 27, 2025 at 11:17 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Grabbing someone random and torturing them to confess to being Amazi-Girl makes them look awful dumb when Amazi-Girl goes back into action.

          Maybe they’ll grab Carla and Ruttech lawyers will destroy them. 🙂

  32. AntithesisConundrum
    AntithesisConundrum
    December 27, 2025 at 5:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Dumbing of Age book ##: Amazi-Girl Learns About The Difficulty of Making Fourth Amendment Claims Under the Supreme Court’s Restriction of Bivens

  33. Adept
    Adept
    December 27, 2025 at 6:45 am | # | Reply Report comment

    That’s not good… can even Amazigirl do this when high as a kite, and with some core muscles out of action?

  34. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    December 27, 2025 at 7:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Not sure when this arc eas added to the buffer, but it gets a lot off things about right-wing Trumpism.

    Blood-red state? Check.
    Uni which has sold out the student newspaper? Check.
    The only thing missing are ICE occupation forces.

  35. Roam85
    Roam85
    December 27, 2025 at 9:22 am | # | Reply Report comment

    So Willis had over a year’s worth of buffer strips done.

    He called this a year ago.

  36. Steamweed
    Steamweed
    December 27, 2025 at 9:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Well gee golly that’s not anxiety-inducing at all.

  37. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    December 27, 2025 at 9:57 am | # | Reply Report comment

    When I hear about someone being arrested on a warrant I often joke to myself they were arrested for having been in Warrant. It’s probably a crime someplace to have been in Warrant.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      December 27, 2025 at 1:06 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      I dunno, Cherry Pie might get you arrested but Uncle Tom’s Cabin is a fantastic anti-cop song.

  38. Pharmadan
    Pharmadan
    December 27, 2025 at 10:40 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Plot Twist- The cops do find an Amazung Girl costume, but its Mary’s “naughty bad fun time” costume.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      December 27, 2025 at 4:16 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      I was thinking that it might end up being in Mary’s closet, but for more nasty reasons. I could see Carla sneaking a fake one into Mary’s closet to get her in trouble.

  39. Marvelman
    Marvelman
    December 27, 2025 at 12:26 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    Amber shares a room with Dina. Could the cops mistake Dina for Amazi-Girl?

  40. Stormtide Leviathan
    Stormtide Leviathan
    December 27, 2025 at 1:00 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    This is completely random, but I think the run of strips from here

    https://www.dumbingofage.com/2024/comic/book-15/01-love-dares-you-to-change/windowshopping/

    to here

    https://www.dumbingofage.com/2024/comic/book-15/01-love-dares-you-to-change/fairlysafe/

    is probably one of my favorites in the comic. There’s just a lot of really great jokes in there

  41. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    December 27, 2025 at 3:40 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    Ghost Mike calls out to Amber from the ground: “DO A FLIP!”

  42. Marvelman
    Marvelman
    December 27, 2025 at 4:08 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    Wait, does Walky still have his Night-Guy outfit?

  43. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    December 27, 2025 at 4:25 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    It will real fun if the costume turns up hidden in every closet in the dorm.

  44. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    December 27, 2025 at 9:03 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    uuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaah @-@

    wat the hell happened when i was crashing?

    where’d the bastard cop vs ruth thread go? did it get deleted? damn

  45. Morrison
    Morrison
    December 28, 2025 at 12:01 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Lately I’ve been dressing for revenge

  46. Matrix
    Matrix
    December 28, 2025 at 12:44 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    Welp

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