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by David M Willis on September 15, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Flyin' to the Red
└ Tags: carla, joyce, sal

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 15, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    “Ah care about not carin’ that ya care that ah care about not carin’ that ah care that ya care”

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 15, 2018 at 1:35 am | #

      Sorry, I lost track somewhere there.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        September 17, 2018 at 4:34 pm | #

        Ah don’t care.

  2. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    September 15, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Joyce is a secret psychology major.

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      September 15, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      If so, she’s got a lot of studying to do.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        September 15, 2018 at 12:54 am | #

        She can do a field study right in her wing.

        • Michael Steamweed
          Michael Steamweed
          September 15, 2018 at 1:49 am | #

          She’s gonna totally ACE that Abnormal Psychology class practicum!

    • No Name
      No Name
      September 15, 2018 at 2:13 am | #

      Did you know that psychology classes are actually required to get a Masters in teaching? I wouldn’t be surprised if she was taking an intro psych class for her MRS.

      • Sy
        Sy
        September 15, 2018 at 2:20 am | #

        No Name, I like you.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        September 15, 2018 at 6:45 am | #

        Maybe next semester. So, it’ll be a while in real time.

    • K^2
      K^2
      September 15, 2018 at 4:04 am | #

      So secret, even she doesn’t know about it!

    • Tobias
      Tobias
      September 15, 2018 at 11:31 am | #

      The problem with having a degree in Secret Psychology is you’re not allowed to put it on your resume.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        September 17, 2018 at 4:35 pm | #

        Not to mention finding the classroom.

  3. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    September 15, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    Sal looks so resigned in panel 2. Not really looking at either Joyce or Carla, just kind of going “yep, guess I gotta do this now.”

  4. Artschoolrage
    Artschoolrage
    September 15, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    Never befriend your heroes, Joyce.

    • No Name
      No Name
      September 15, 2018 at 2:11 am | #

      You know that saying “never a hero to their valet”? Well, a valet was responsible for (among other things) dressing their master. Joyce’s idealizations of Sal were doomed the minute she decided to dress Sal.

    • Jago
      Jago
      September 15, 2018 at 1:57 pm | #

      Isn’t it never *meet* your heroes?

  5. Regalli
    Regalli
    September 15, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    Vulnerability! Sal (apparently) got a specific motor for her bike to spiff it up more!

    CARLA!

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      September 15, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

      Oh, also since people were expressing interest: I found the Amethyst Princess of Gemworld shorts on YouTube! Very different continuity from the comics, but they were fun between ad breaks during GLTAS and Young Justice.

      (Which is ultimately, I think, why nothing came of it. Cartoon Network was in that stage where the show they marathoned all day was Johnny Test, and the DC Nation block had a lot more episodic narrative stuff – and immediately before it in the Saturday Morning Deathslot was reboot Thundercats and then Clone Wars just pre-Disney buyout. CN very clearly didn’t want older viewers. CN very clearly didn’t want female viewers. CN made that abundantly clear to all of us, repeatedly.)

      (It wasn’t even Gemworld being too close to Steven Universe, the block predated the show – I think Rebecca Sugar may still have been on Adventure Time when everything ended, and I’m guessing given she is a very smart person that she didn’t tell CN at first that the show would go into the epic interstellar adventure places. I still hang onto this bitterness, can you tell?)

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 15, 2018 at 12:31 am | #

        Too bad. I think Amethyst and Steven Universe could have co-existed. Amethyst is kinda Game of thrones-esque political struggles with a Steven Universe aesthetic.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          September 15, 2018 at 12:48 am | #

          Oh, definitely! And there was clearly a market for this cute magical girl-esque series st in a video game (the shorts’ setting), or the aesthetic could have been tweaked to be more classical fantasy if they wanted it.

          Could be the shortrunners didn’t want a full series, but it always makes me sad that only one set of shorts from that block got the pickup. I would’ve enjoyed Super BFFs being a full scale thing too, but at least that got a couple statues eventually.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 15, 2018 at 1:03 am | #

            Yeah, there were a lot of ways to play what’s basically a kiddified Game of Thrones crossed with SU (even if Amethyst came first).

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        September 15, 2018 at 12:51 am | #

        I have never heard of this. Looks interesting though.
        I was a little confused by that last second “here’s is your home. Ok, keep the jewel, you can go to your real home” thing.
        I would have liked to have seen more. Maybe she’d actually use that shield she had.

      • StClair
        StClair
        September 15, 2018 at 1:09 am | #

        Oh sweet!
        As someone who actually remembers (and liked) the original comic – and doesn’t freak about the cartoon not being exactly the same – this is a great find, thanks.
        Pity the show didn’t get picked up. Think your guess/summary of why is pretty ‘on’.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          September 15, 2018 at 1:28 am | #

          I really should hunt down the 80s comic sometime. (In that same nebulous ‘sometime’ I actually can have a regular comics budget, at least.)

          I remember the DC Nation block fiasco so well, and I think some of that exact logic was actually given by CN execs about ending YJ and GLTAS. The toy sales killed them both, sure, and they both got screwed in the toy line department well before the actual cancellation hammer dropped (maybe your toy sales are low because, awesome as Rot Lop Fan is, he didn’t have a huge role in the movie and isn’t known outside comics fandom? Maybe it’s a bad idea to save Robin for WAVE FOUR of your toy line over minor villains?) but given the way they were screwed around specifically beyond the cancellation, even before YJ was on the block and the toys were canceled? CN didn’t want those shows on their network.

          At least we’re getting closure on Young Justice. Probably not GLTAS, but I can dream and fanfic exists.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 15, 2018 at 2:29 am | #

            I’ve heard good things about the comic!

          • Mr D phone posting
            Mr D phone posting
            September 15, 2018 at 3:11 am | #

            I heard Young Justice got cancelled for having too many female fans (because female fans don’t buy toys or something?)

            • Regalli
              Regalli
              September 15, 2018 at 9:58 am | #

              Yep. That was their justification. (See also Symbionic Titan, which didn’t have a toy line because that would require making a girl action figure and no one would buy it.)

              In reality no one bought the toys because the toys were not very good (next to no articulation, and if I’m recalling right the art style meant they had trouble standing up properly) and they made such brilliant choices as releasing Icicle Boy in the first wave over a solo Robin. Robin got a stealth black repaint before he was released as a solo character. By the time a classic, solo Robin was released, Mattel had stopped promoting the toy line.

              Better way to get kids buying your toys: release your leads, including the classic kid appeal character who’s one of your four principles, FIRST.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        September 15, 2018 at 6:29 am | #

        There are 6 or 7 issues of Amethyst at my regular comics place. If I can get the extra cash, I’ll have to check them out.

    • Poofdepoof
      Poofdepoof
      September 15, 2018 at 5:00 pm | #

      I don’t think this strip implies that she got a specific motor, since she said “it came free with the cycle.”

  6. CK
    CK
    September 15, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    Ah yes, “put it on!”, the true asexual catchphrase.

    • Jago
      Jago
      September 15, 2018 at 1:56 pm | #

      Except if you’re referring to a strap-on, of course.

  7. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    September 15, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    Sal doing a Gandalf here.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      September 15, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      By which I mean, unexpected Black Speech.

      • Pablo360
        Pablo360
        September 15, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

        What are you talking about? Sal always had the blackest speech in the comic!

        …

        *exits, pursued by a bear*

        • Clif
          Clif
          September 15, 2018 at 1:39 am | #

          hungry bear

  8. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    September 15, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    The way Joyce is holding the jacket in panel 1 makes it looks like a heartfelt tribute to Robbie Rotten.

  9. Alan
    Alan
    September 15, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    This is so fantastic.

  10. Shiro
    Shiro
    September 15, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    …maybe I’m just chronically lacking in self-confidence, but. I don’t get Sal’s reaction, why is someone thinking she’s beyond self-consciousness a bad thing?

    Also last panel Carla is adorbs as fuck, she’s so excited

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      September 15, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      Sal isn’t particularly comfortable with people idolizing her, especially if it’s a false image of her.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        September 15, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

        ^This. Also Sal seems to be self conscious about a lot of things but does her best to hide it. And the fact that Joyce does not realize any of that, but seems to think she understands Sal has probably gotten on her last nerve. She might not actually be that mad at Joyce, this might just be the straw that broke the camel’s back, as they say.

        • Shadlyn
          Shadlyn
          September 15, 2018 at 10:33 am | #

          Also, when people get to know Sal, she feels they abandon her. Right now, Joyce is a…friend. And knowing Joyce doesn’t actually know her just gives more room for that fear to grow.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 15, 2018 at 11:15 am | #

            Yeeeeep. Which is one reason she was so clingy with Marcie, because Marcie knew all that stuff about Sal and knows Sal best out of anyone and she was still her friend.

    • Annika
      Annika
      September 15, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

      Thinking (and expressing) that Sal is beyond self-consciousness is dehumanizing, in the sense that it reduces Sal to an idealized set of attributes, rather than acknowledging that she’s a human being with all of the complexity and nuance that that involves.

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 15, 2018 at 2:08 am | #

        You mean kind of like how thinking and expressing that Ana Chronistic is frequently the first poster is dehumanizing in the sense that it reduces Ana to a defining attribute, rather than acknowledging that she’s (probably) a human being with all of the complexity, nuance and shipping that involves?

        • Liliet
          Liliet
          September 15, 2018 at 11:27 am | #

          oh my god

    • Secret foreigner
      Secret foreigner
      September 15, 2018 at 7:29 am | #

      She could probably have gotten away with saying that she didn’t want to give Carla the satisfaction, which Joyce would have instantly understood.

  11. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    September 15, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    Careful Joyce, you are dangerously close to actually learning a lesson for a change. I’d hate for Sal to shatter your- wait, no continue with what you are doing. I’ll get popcorn and a comfy seat.

    • Daisy
      Daisy
      September 15, 2018 at 8:20 am | #

      Avatar matches the content!!

  12. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    September 15, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

    Joyce stop reading Sarah’s textbooks

  13. butts
    butts
    September 15, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    lotta eye action going on in this one, eh

    • butts
      butts
      September 15, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

      also i think you’ve got something in your throat, sal

      looks like… undeath

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        September 15, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

        Turn undead!

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        September 15, 2018 at 11:01 am | #

        Sal swallowed a Death Eater this morning.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          September 17, 2018 at 4:38 pm | #

          Well, she did just wake up, so hasn’t brushed her teeth yet.

  14. Screwball
    Screwball
    September 15, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    Anyone else think that 4th panel looks a lot like Walky? I mean, I know they’re basically naturally made genderbent clones but up close like that it really becomes obvious…

    Humans are trippy…

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      September 15, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

      Yes, I also thought it looked a lot like Walky. It was the first thing I saw when the site came up and I actually wondered for a second how the story had switched back to Walky so soon.

  15. toby
    toby
    September 15, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    Looks like Sal’s experiencing some fuckor.

    (really hopin’ i did that html right)

    • Catman
      Catman
      September 15, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

      Maybe Joyce should get the mug

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      September 15, 2018 at 11:28 am | #

      I think that’s contrafuckor in this case…

  16. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    September 15, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    *The hacked Muzak is temporarily out of service this weekend due to Tropical Storm Florence. We apologize for the inconvenience. *

    • Lilyliv
      Lilyliv
      September 15, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

      Stay safe, hacked Muzak!

    • Ryek Hvek
      Ryek Hvek
      September 15, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

      “Meanwhile, enjoy some nice ‘hold’ music“

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        September 15, 2018 at 10:30 am | #

        My favorite

        • Ryek Hvek
          Ryek Hvek
          September 15, 2018 at 4:29 pm | #

          recently tossed at me as a suggested selection on account of I played a bit of Santana’s album Caravanserai

  17. adjudicus
    adjudicus
    September 15, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    Huh. Joyce’s comments are a nice contrast to Malaya’s who saw Sal’s attitude as a front while Joyce takes it at face value.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 15, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

      It shows how frustrated Sal gets with the people around her that they don’t actually see /her/ they just see the wall she has put up. It makes me hope that Danny continues to be a good friend for her and listen to her. New Danny seems to be doing a pretty decent job of that, so fingers crossed that goes well?

  18. Lilyliv
    Lilyliv
    September 15, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

    Panel three Joyce is the cutest

  19. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 15, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

    Ahhhh, this storyline is everything I want. I have SO MANY THOUGHTS on this strip.

    1) Dude, for the price of a motorcycle, it should come with a lot more than a jacket. And I love Carla can spot her family tech off the bat. She’s so proud of her family! <3

    2) …Yeah, I dunno if I'd personally feel self conscious wearing merch of a sort of friend's family, but I'd definitely think it was weird and keep that merch away from them.

    3) I like how Sal keeps being surprised at things like her reputation not including the ability to be self-conscious or easily including street fighting.

    4) I mean, feeling self-conscious about potential headaches and/or trouble and not caring in general what others think aren't necessarily mutually exclusive, Joyce. See also: Why Sal still chooses to wear her school uniform instead of something she actually likes around her parents. To some extent, it's true she doesn't care – if she truly cared about being perceived as an aloof, above it all badass who didn't care about anything or how she was seen, she wouldn't admit to things like liking apples to apples or feeling self conscious at all.

    5) That said, in some regards, Sal cares about things far more than she admits (and, sometimes, more than she wants to or thinks she should. Sal's passionate that way).

    6) Eek! Don't go assuming you know Sal. Then again, that's kinda the root of a lot of her problems, isn't it? People trying to mould her into what they 'know' she is (read: what they want her to be). We know she's had issues with people trying to turn her into a project and we know she's always abandoned when people realize she's not what they want. That's part of why she can get so clingy with Marcie – Marcie's the one who stayed (up until recently that is, but that had nothing to do with trying to mould Sal into something else and more to do with 'breaking promises not to fight and getting her fired' so that one's on Sal and AG).

    7) And yup – put her on the defensive and Sal will get snarly and cranky. I suspect this is also true for hurt feelings if she can't get alone quickly enough, but that's a personal observation and partly head canon so I'll leave that alone for now.

    8) Carla, your sort of friend just said she didn't want to. Maybe don't? That said, please continue being cute and hoppy. It's adorable and I love you.

    9) Sal gives a lot of nicknames, but this is the second time she's called Joyce Pollyanna. That might stick around for a bit, sorry, Joyce, you're cute as hell.

    10) Man, Carla really wants Sal to wear a jacket with her last name on it. This did not deter Patreon squeeing about Sal/Carla at all, in case you were wondering. 😛 Look, it's not our fault Sal's so frickin' great and so many people are frickin' cute to ship her with.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      September 15, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

      I don’t believe Joyce saw her in the school girl uniform, but I may be mistaken.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 15, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

        She hasn’t. It’s just another example of my point.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      September 15, 2018 at 12:34 am | #

      11) Joyce, just because your dehumanization and objectifying comes in the form of admiration and treating her like a ‘life sized barbie doll’ doesn’t make it actually good. Better than, say, Joe’s list, sure, but not actually good.

      • StClair
        StClair
        September 15, 2018 at 1:10 am | #

        thiiiiiiis.

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 15, 2018 at 1:49 am | #

        4) “… feeling self-conscious about potential headaches and/or trouble and not caring in general what others think aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive,… See also: Why Sal still chooses to wear her school uniform …” See also glove.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          September 15, 2018 at 2:00 am | #

          Yeeeep. No wonder she wears them almost 24/7 (except when she’s changing pairs of gloves and, presumably, showering). That would probably not be fun to explain every time someone saw her hand (especially since it went through her hand and would therefore probably have a scar on both sides).

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      September 15, 2018 at 12:36 am | #

      I hope this might inch a bit more towards Joyce seeing Sal as a regular person and not some Perfect Cool Girl Rebel Who Cares Not For Anything (who’s also kind of a role model but not quite). Sal could use some more people who don’t do all that, and if Joyce cuts the idealizing and actually tries getting to know her rather than forced friendliness boundary-crushing while treating her like some mythical being, it could be a good thing for both of them.

      (Also, giving both of them another resource for ‘okay so I think my mother’s emotionally abusive’ could be really good. Both parents in Sal’s case, jury’s still out out on Hank until we see him react to Jocelyne.)

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 15, 2018 at 12:39 am | #

        I hope so too. I love their ‘cheerful adorable little sister and closed off but cool older sister’ dynamic so much.

        And yeah, if Sal’s not being idealized she’s been treated as some terrible trouble child (hi, Linda and Charles!)

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          September 15, 2018 at 1:04 am | #

          Sal having good friends who love and care about her and maybe all bond at the holidays together over not spending them with their shitty families of origin* is really what I want most for her. Also Joyce. Also like at least four other characters.

          * Everyone spending the holidays with Carla and her family as they throw a ‘Fuck Societal Expectations, We Are All AWESOME!’ party is acceptable. As would Becky and Dina hosting and inviting Leslie and the Saruyamas.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 15, 2018 at 1:14 am | #

            I think (or rather hope) that Joyce will have her dad still when this is all said and done.

            That said, Sal should really invest more in Joyce, Billie, and Carla. They’d make good friends for her. She’s been investing more in Danny lately though, which makes me happy, and there’s her slowly budding friendship/crime fighting partnership with AG. Marcie might be happy about Danny if nothing else when she and Sal make up (eventually – kinda hoping soon-ish). I also have a feeling that if Roz can learn a little about listening instead of jumping first, she and Sal might get along.

            • Regalli
              Regalli
              September 15, 2018 at 1:40 am | #

              I don’t want my hopes crushed with Hank, and we know the Jocelyne reveal will happen eventually.

              Danny is definitely a good potential friend for Sal, and I agree that Joyce, Billie, and Carla could all be excellent for her. (The Billie relationship probably presents the same issues as her one with Walky, but I can see them building up some emotional support there and all three of them being siblings together.) Never considered Roz before, but there are possibilities there. (Apologizing to and reconciling with Marcie is something I really hope happens. Sal needs more friendships beyond that one, but I would be sad if they both lost someone who’s clearly been one of the most important people in each other’s lives.)

              AG could be really interesting depending on how that reveal shakes out, as could Amber, and I kind of hope they do eventually become friends – there’s a lot of trauma to unravel on all sides first, but if they did come out of it understanding one another I could see it being extremely positive. (Again, more outlets for ‘your parents are fucked UP’ ‘I know, right? So are yours!’ is a good thing, especially since Sal’s been burned on therapy and Amber’s issues are so tricky to find good help for.)

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                September 15, 2018 at 1:58 am | #

                I think Billie has one advantage on Walky – she didn’t intentionally shut out what Sal said about her parents or ignore what she saw and so she puts slightly more stock in what Sal says. When Sal finally drops the mic on their parents’ shittiness to Walky, Billie chimes in with ‘Well, being mixed isn’t a get out of racism free card’ and later tells Walky about her friends’ well meaning parents. Billie still phrases things gently and I don’t think she’ll cut out the Walkerton parents, because they are good to her, but I think she’d definitely be more understanding than Walky, at least at first. That’s not to denigrate Walky – he was a kid and he didn’t know how to deal with things. That said, it did still leave Sal in the lurch and there’s that level of resentment she has towards him that she may not have for Billie.

                I’ll be completely honest and admit part of that desire is because I like Roz and would like her to integrate more in the main cast. 😛

                I think a reconciliation will happen eventually. Even Malaya’s noted Marcie misses Sal and we know Sal’s been thinking about their past more lately. It might be more complicated than just an apology (to a certain degree anyways – promise or no, I can’t imagine Sal being okay with letting someone be clobbered in a four on one fight where she knows one party is a rapist, and I don’t think she’d be happy if Marcie expected her to. But that said, I think the response there would be more ‘I should’ve told you what was happening so you could at least try to intervene (unlike your useless, useless bosses) and I shouldn’t have left you in the lurch to take the fall’ which is more in line with Sal). Heck, Marcie’s at least started answering when Sal talks to her directly now so who knows? Plus, as you’ve said, they have a lot of history. And I think their friendship is kind of a fundamental building block of who they are in the Dumbiverse (when Willis was talking about going back to write the wedding in Joyce and Walky, one of the things he commented was weird to remember was that Walkyverse Sal and Marcie aren’t best friends). I think we’ll see more of them. Probably with some change – they have to talk out what happened and Sal is making new friends (slowly but surely) and Marcie still likes Malaya, but I think they’ll make it through with their friendship more or less intact.

                That reveal is going to lead to SO MUCH. Depending how it shakes out, they could end up friends or…well, complicated. I don’t think hating each other is in the cards, but there’s a lot of room between friends and hate, especially when mutual trauma is involved (Sal doing psychological harm to Amber and Amber doing physical – and possibly psychological – harm to Sal via stabbing). At the very least they can be mutual ‘fuck therapy’ buds. Billie will probably get in on that too, although for Billie and Amber, I think a therapy is definitely in the cards.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  September 15, 2018 at 8:51 am | #

                  I think it’s not quite time for Marcie and Sal to reconcile. Those other friendships are still fragile and I expect she’d try to go back into “I only need Marcie” mode.
                  Let the other connections strengthen a bit more and then let that drama loose.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  September 15, 2018 at 11:09 am | #

                  I said eventually. I dunno if it’ll be soon, I just think it is coming at some point. If it is soon, yeah, there’s a risk of Sal backsliding. Though, this is DoA. She’d hardly be alone in that.

          • Clif
            Clif
            September 15, 2018 at 1:55 am | #

            Our time, it’s going to be quite a while till the holidays. Except for Halloween. That should be coming up sometime in the next year or so.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              September 15, 2018 at 2:00 am | #

              That’s what makes it fun to speculate! 😀

            • Regalli
              Regalli
              September 15, 2018 at 4:23 pm | #

              Yeah, and I expect any concrete dumping of families besides Blaine and Toedad won’t happen for years in their universe anyway – Ruth can’t until she can get Howard safe, Sal is still trying with her parents despite herself, Joyce is still financially dependent and I highly doubt Hank could get away with paying her tuition behind Carol’s back (and if he CAN hide such a huge financial commitment for the next four years, Carol is not the only problem here,) Ethan still wants a relationship with his parents, Walky and Danny don’t realize anything about their treatment is wrong, and frankly if Billingsdad is willing to keep paying Billie without ever bothering to interact with her in any real way, I say keep milking that as long as you can. Especially while you’re in college.

              There might be a huge blowout between Joe and Richard when things with Stacey start to fall apart, but I imagine there’s still another month or two in-strip before that even begins to drama. (Because one: still in honeymoon phase, and two: I can just see them all having Awkward New Relationship Blended Family Thanksgiving when Richard takes Joe aside and reveals he just cheated on Stacey within the last few days.) Even then I’m not certain Joe would choose to cease all contact with Richard (once again, financial dependence for tuition), but I certainly doubt they’ll ever be close unless Richard has a sudden emotional growth spurt.

              All other parents are fine or unknown. I wonder a bit about Jacob’s family, but you can come from a perfectly healthy background and still end up with massive anxiety and inferiority complex issues and we will certainly see his brother soon to find out firsthand what that relationship is like.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                September 15, 2018 at 10:33 pm | #

                This is the way I think it’s going to shake out from what we know about the parents.

                – Joyce will probably have a fraught relationship with her mom but probably not totally cut her off. I like to think she’ll still have Hank, but I think that will depend on his reaction to Joss coming out.

                – Dorothy, Dina and Carla have wonderful parents.

                – I think Billie and Walky will remain in contact with the Walkerton parents, but I like to think they’d stand up for themselves (and Sal). I think Sal’s eventually (probably after the comic) is going to cut them off.

                – Billie probably doesn’t need to cut off her parents, she hears from them so rarely.

                – Danny might at least stand up for himself. I don’t know if he has it in him not to give a zillion second chances.

                – I foresee a confrontation between Joe and his dad. What happens afterwards depends how serious Richard is about changing.

                – Amber has her mom and I think she always will. Blaine can fuck off.

                – I hope Ethan eventually stands up to himself. He might cut them off depending how bad they get. If not, maybe they’ll eventually mellow out like in Shortpacked.

                – I hope Ruth eventually gets free of Sir. Maybe after she’s graduated and hopefully has an apartment and Howie’s free. Fuck Clint.

    • WonderRabbit
      WonderRabbit
      September 15, 2018 at 4:45 am | #

      I believe she also got a motorcycle with the jacket, which explains the cost.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 15, 2018 at 11:11 am | #

        I was joking about how expensive motorcycles are. Motorcycles are so expensive, I said they should come with more than a lousy jacket.

        • Andrusi
          Andrusi
          September 15, 2018 at 11:32 am | #

          Sal paid way too much for a jacket she didn’t even really want because it came with a free motorcycle.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 15, 2018 at 3:29 pm | #

            Pfft!

  20. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    September 15, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

    It’s a little weird that Sal starts to lose her accent explaining to Carla about the jacket, but gets it back while talking to Joyce about being self conscious since it’s normally being upset that causes the loss and she seems more upset talking to Joyce.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      September 15, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

      Eh, it’s been weirder. Malaya said earlier Sal’s accent disappears when she’s angry, but we’ve seen her accent stay plenty of times when she’s angry or upset. It actually seemed thicker to me once when she was yelling at Jason.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 15, 2018 at 8:54 am | #

      I don’t really see her losing the accent. What makes you think that?

      There aren’t any obvious markers in “Jacket came free with the cycle”, but I think that’s more that there just aren’t any opportunities. She’s back to it in the next bubble.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        September 16, 2018 at 2:24 am | #

        I could have sworn that her “Ah” became “I” while talking to Carla, but now I don’t see it.
        Did I imagine it?

  21. Tacos
    Tacos
    September 15, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

    Put it on.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      September 15, 2018 at 2:29 am | #

      Put it on!

  22. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    September 15, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

    PUT IT ON!
    PUT IT OFF!
    PUT IT OUT!
    PUT IT IN! ✔

    • Aeron
      Aeron
      September 15, 2018 at 12:45 am | #

      Bop it!

      Twist it!

      Pull it!

    • No Name
      No Name
      September 15, 2018 at 2:25 am | #

      Is that Padparadscha?
      Follow up question, is that official SU art?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 16, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

        Yes it is and I am not certain.

  23. Griffin Raynor
    Griffin Raynor
    September 15, 2018 at 12:23 am | #

    Well I have a new ship.

    • Fire_daws
      Fire_daws
      September 15, 2018 at 4:19 am | #

      Joyce/Sal/Carla ain’t new.

      • Griffin
        Griffin
        September 17, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

        New to me! I mean, I’ve always thought Joyce had a thing for Sal, but Sal having a thing for Carla I hadn’t thought of.

  24. pjeseb
    pjeseb
    September 15, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

    has found a new host.

    (Plz work for me html)

    • pjeseb
      pjeseb
      September 15, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

      dammit, didn’t work.

      Sal has learned The Black Speech from Amber.

      • Michelle J. Caboose
        Michelle J. Caboose
        September 15, 2018 at 1:10 am | #

        If you were trying to link to another strip, with alt text that says “The daemonic entity that once dwelled within Amber,” then it worked.

        • pjeseb
          pjeseb
          September 15, 2018 at 6:53 am | #

          Not exactly, I wanted that text to be the thing that you click on, I didn’t even know I could do alt text on a link

          • Khyrin
            Khyrin
            September 15, 2018 at 2:11 pm | #

            the format you wanted is Text you want to show here Assuming I didn’t screw up.

            • Khyrin
              Khyrin
              September 15, 2018 at 2:13 pm | #

              I screwed up. Format is (swapping angle brackets for square brackets) [a href=”Address here” Title=”hover-over text here”]Text you want to show here][/a]

    • No Name
      No Name
      September 15, 2018 at 1:44 am | #

      The “title” attribute in the “a” tag is where the title text goes (hence the name). The stuff to be displayed (and which you click) goes between the “a” and “/a” tags, just like with every other html tag. I believe that got me the first time I tried it, and it claims a new victim every once in a while.

      • pjeseb
        pjeseb
        September 15, 2018 at 6:52 am | #

        Oh, cool. So where do the “a” and “/a” tags go?

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          September 15, 2018 at 7:28 am | #

          Like this, but with greater-than and less-than signs instead of brackets:

          [a href=”http://www.dumbingofage.com”]This is a link back to the DoA homepage.[/a]

          So that example becomes this:
          This is a link back to the DoA homepage.

          The best way to learn is by messing with HTML yourself, though! The W3schools TryIt Editor is a great tool for that, because you can see your markup and its results side by side, and it does syntax highlighting which makes it obvious when a tag’s left open.

          • pjeseb
            pjeseb
            September 15, 2018 at 6:08 pm | #

            Cool, thanks! I’ll need to check that website out when I get the chance.

  25. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    September 15, 2018 at 12:30 am | #

    Carla wanting her to wear the jacket is pretty cute. Imagine she’s pretty proud of her family. That, or she’s just pushing Sal’s buttons.

    Joyce obviously thinks highly of Sal, but her picture of Sal is rather incomplete, so far. It’s like the expression goes, though:
    “Admiration is the furthest thing from understanding.”

    It’s not that I think Joyce hasn’t made the effort, but she’s really only had limited opportunity to get to know Sal.

  26. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    September 15, 2018 at 12:30 am | #

    Sal really doesn’t like to be worshiped, Joyce. She has done many mistakes, but not as many as Mike. That guy made more mistakes than any man, woman, child, and even Ozpin.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      September 15, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

      +1 for the RWBY reference.

  27. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    September 15, 2018 at 12:30 am | #

    Every article of clothing of Sals keeps coincidentally peeling back some sort of layer about her. It’s none intentionally but it’sa theme.

    “Ah wear these gloves all the time because my hands were permanently disfigured after a incident that changed my life forever. ”

    ” Ah hate that church girl uniform because it reminds me of the years wasted by my parents when they sent me away to not deal with me, but Ah still keep it around so I can wear it and put on act because I still want their love and approval despite doing a good job at hiding it.”

    “Ah sleep in the buff because-….Well ah don’t even know the reason for that one. I like the breeze?”

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      September 15, 2018 at 1:05 am | #

      It’s not entirely in the buff – she wears underwear and gloves and sometimes a sleep bonnet.

      Joyce even found this hardcore. Sal responded that she shared the gloves + underwear look with Mickey mouse.

  28. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    September 15, 2018 at 12:32 am | #

    I don’t think it’s in the same vein, but Joyce believing Sal doesn’t ever feel self conscious reminds me of how some people don’t think black people feel pain as easily or how black children charged with crimes are viewed as adults more often then white children charged with the same crimes.

    Maybe because it’s dehumanizing, as someone else suggested? I don’t know. It just gave me the same feeling.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      September 15, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

      I was going to draw a similarity as well but I was going to equate Joyce’s blind perception of Sals cool Factor in the same vain as Forrest Squads perception of Billie.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        September 15, 2018 at 12:53 am | #

        That’s a better 1:1 comparison.

  29. Kris
    Kris
    September 15, 2018 at 12:34 am | #

    The reason she doesn’t wear the jacket isn’t because she’s self-conscious, it’s because it’s evidence that she bought a motorcycle with all the cash she stockpiled from robbing convenience stores!…Or more likely it’s because Carla’s being predictably annoying about it.

  30. Rachel Kelly
    Rachel Kelly
    September 15, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

    I LOVE ALL THE THINGS HAPPENING IN THIS STRIP, it is so dense and so good!!!!!

  31. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    September 15, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

    Ooooh shit

  32. Goki
    Goki
    September 15, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

    Sal has been having a mixed bag of a life recently hasn’t she?

  33. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    September 15, 2018 at 12:36 am | #

    It’s fun how Joyce didn’t catch the part about Carla being the daughter of a billionnaire

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      September 15, 2018 at 1:13 am | #

      I think that one might be something Joyce Vaguely Knows about Carla by now – Carla’s used her engineering powers to help Joyce before, I wouldn’t be surprised if ‘My parents made your phone’ came up at some point.

      That, or Joyce still being in the very early but general admiration stage with Carla friendship-wise means she just skates over some of the details. Same way Carla doesn’t really hide that she’s trans, but Joyce hasn’t been present for or picked up on any of the signs because they’re either subtle or Mary being a bigot. (Though… I suddenly wonder how public details about Carla’s early childhood were, or when Ruttech was founded. Could be interesting and horrifying if, say, the Browns boycotted Ruttech devices because of *transphobic propaganda shit* and Joyce ends up realizing things that way.)

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 15, 2018 at 1:23 am | #

        I wouldn’t be surprised if Joyce weren’t allowed to know those stories just yet in case it corrupted her tiny child brain (she would have been only a year younger). I also wouldn’t be shocked if Carla made magazine or tabloid news because she’s the daughter of two presumably famous zillionaires.

        • Clif
          Clif
          September 15, 2018 at 2:33 am | #

          Yeah at this point I think that Joyce could conceive of Carla as the daughter of a millionaire. Without help, I don’t think she could naturally conceive of Carla or anyone else as trans. It’s really hard to pick up clues to something if that something isn’t even a concept in your mental space.

          • Tommy Fresh
            Tommy Fresh
            September 15, 2018 at 8:24 am | #

            Even when you ARE trans it’s hard to pick up on those clues before you know trans-ness is a thing! Source, only figured out I was trans after learning what trans was in my 20s.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 15, 2018 at 11:02 am | #

            I wouldn’t be shocked if she knew about trans issues (in the context of things like bathrooms and Target boycotts) but I would be surprised if she was allowed to hear about them as a child – most parents like that refuse to let their kids hear anything about LGBTQ+ people when they’re young in case it ‘corrupts them’.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      September 15, 2018 at 2:14 am | #

      I know this may sound odd but I’ve got the feeling that Carla’s dad being hyper-rich isn’t the sort of thing Joyce would necessarily care about.

  34. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    September 15, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

    Sal’s so angry her voice went full Amazi-Girl.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      September 15, 2018 at 12:45 am | #

      Amazi-Girl puts on a blue Batman-esque voice. Sal’s just channeling Xykon here. (Or whichever other undead you prefer.)

      • ZerglingOne
        ZerglingOne
        September 15, 2018 at 1:03 am | #

        Xykon was my thought as well.

      • 3oranges
        3oranges
        September 15, 2018 at 1:35 am | #

        There aren’t many undead I could see saying “Stow it, Polyanna”, but Xykon is an exception.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 15, 2018 at 8:58 am | #

        Yeah, it’s Amber who’s gone full “Possessed o’clock”.

      • Dana
        Dana
        September 15, 2018 at 4:16 pm | #

        When I first saw the strip I had my monitor set for warm, hopefully circadian rhythm friendly, mode, so I couldn’t tell if it was blue or black. I immediately thought “I knew it! Sal is Amazigirl!”

  35. Keulen
    Keulen
    September 15, 2018 at 12:44 am | #

    I am in agreement with Carla in the last panel. Wear the jacket Sal. You know you want to. Do it.

  36. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    September 15, 2018 at 12:58 am | #

    Put! It! On!
    .
    .
    .
    .
    The Ritz!

    • StClair
      StClair
      September 15, 2018 at 1:15 am | #

      *horse whinny*

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 15, 2018 at 2:26 am | #

        That’s Rutenstein.

  37. dani
    dani
    September 15, 2018 at 1:00 am | #

    I mean maybe this is assuming, but it seems like Carla actually had functional and supportive parents in this universe and I’m honestly so happy for her.

  38. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    September 15, 2018 at 1:45 am | #

    For a minuto I thought the sleeve said “rotten”…

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 15, 2018 at 2:21 am | #

      Something’s Rutten in the state of Indiana.

      • Romanticide
        Romanticide
        September 16, 2018 at 1:40 am | #

        XD

    • Felian
      Felian
      September 16, 2018 at 6:17 am | #

      take a red sharpie, change it to “rotten“, then put it on. (just for my own pride, i want to state that i came up with this before i saw the comments, and then i searched if anyone had made the joke before like a good forum user before opening a new thread 😛 )

      i wanna see Carla’s face if she does that.

  39. BenRG
    BenRG
    September 15, 2018 at 2:13 am | #

    This is a vital and important moment for Joyce: The moment when she first sees the person Sally Walkerton rather than her fantasy imagining of her!

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      September 15, 2018 at 2:17 am | #

      Does she look like a fuckin’ Sally to you? 😛

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      September 15, 2018 at 2:18 am | #

      Does she look like a friggin’ “Sally” to you?

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/sally/

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 15, 2018 at 2:24 am | #

        More like a slap-jackin’ bonky-tonkin’ Sally, now that you mention iit.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          September 15, 2018 at 2:27 am | #

          Well now you’re just making up words.

  40. Clif
    Clif
    September 15, 2018 at 2:17 am | #

    Quick, someone feed Carla some more sugar.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      September 15, 2018 at 3:03 am | #

      I’m not sure that is strictly necessary

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        September 15, 2018 at 6:46 am | #

        More cookies please!

  41. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 15, 2018 at 2:26 am | #

    That’s a really important moment of vulnerability and opening up for Sal.

    Shame about the company.

    That said… PUT IT ON!

    • chris73
      chris73
      September 15, 2018 at 6:17 am | #

      Hopefully Joyce will learn an important lesson as well, hopefully

  42. Stoodmuffin
    Stoodmuffin
    September 15, 2018 at 3:48 am | #

    Well well well. Joyce becoming disillusioned/ challenging her mental image of sal, huh?

    Maybe we SHOULD check to see if the head alien exists in this universe

    • SgtWadeyWilson
      SgtWadeyWilson
      September 15, 2018 at 7:30 pm | #

      That’s ridiculous, characters existing in a cartoon in the fictional universe, and the actual fictional universe? What is this, Digimon Tamers?

  43. Chronos
    Chronos
    September 15, 2018 at 4:58 am | #

    Is- is Carla *jumping* in that last panel…? I can’t tell.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 15, 2018 at 7:16 am | #

      Small fist pumps in time with the chanting.

    • Jago
      Jago
      September 15, 2018 at 1:52 pm | #

      No, she’s just really tall, I think. Her hair doesn’t seem to move.

  44. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    September 15, 2018 at 5:16 am | #

    Oooh. I wonder if she’s related to Bas Rutten?

    • chris73
      chris73
      September 15, 2018 at 5:58 am | #

      Now that would be an awesome twist!

      • FacelessDeviant
        FacelessDeviant
        September 15, 2018 at 6:19 am | #

        Yes, that would be quite the punchline.

    • C.
      C.
      September 15, 2018 at 9:16 am | #

      I’m not sure Willis would know who Bas Rutten is.

  45. chris73
    chris73
    September 15, 2018 at 6:21 am | #

    Panels 4 and 5 suggest to me that Joyce isn’t too good at reading signals. All was throwing out out some major “tread carefully” vibes which Joyce either didn’t note or just ignored

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 15, 2018 at 8:34 am | #

      Those are boundaries. Joyce isn’t aware of those.

      Or she wouldn’t have been in the room in the first place.

  46. Owlmirror
    Owlmirror
    September 15, 2018 at 9:28 am | #

    I’m a little bothered by the fact that the sleeve says “Rutten” rather than “Ruttech”. Branding is very specific as to spelling and other aspects of visual appearance.

    I guess I can retcon it in my head by saying that while the parent company is “Ruttech”, there were and are subdivisions that use “Rutten” as part of their name. So the motorcycle engine was actually made by “Rutten Motors, a division of Ruttech”, and Rutten Motors has “Rutten” as a brand.

    Maybe.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      September 15, 2018 at 10:56 am | #

      Maybe the company is called Ruttech, but they slap their surname on everything for merch?

    • SpaceshipPilot
      SpaceshipPilot
      September 15, 2018 at 1:50 pm | #

      Or Ruttech is short for Rutten Tech. That’s what I always assumed.

      • Owlmirror
        Owlmirror
        September 15, 2018 at 3:13 pm | #

        FWIW, On the bottom right of Carla’s phone, it appears as RUTTECH.

        • Fart Captor
          Fart Captor
          September 15, 2018 at 5:25 pm | #

          I think the full name of the company is probably still Rutten Technology. “RutTech” is probably just the branding they use for their electronics division, while they still use the full name on stuff like motorcycle engines because they wanna appeal to a much different demographic that would associate “RutTech” with nerds who wouldn’t know a motor bike if it ran over them

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      September 15, 2018 at 4:01 pm | #

      Rutten Motors as a subdivision works for me too, yeah – have we actually seen both sleeves? Maybe it has another word somewhere on it.

    • Owlmirror
      Owlmirror
      September 15, 2018 at 8:17 pm | #

      Huh.

      Web searching on “ruttech” found that there is a “Rut-Tech Motors”. Or at least a Facebook page for such a company.

  47. Nikolai Geier
    Nikolai Geier
    September 15, 2018 at 9:58 am | #

    I’m a little bit bothered because I realized yesterday that Carla is basically the daughter of two billionaire tech magnates and I’m getting dissonance now with the idea of her being the daughter of two Elon Musk clones.

    • Vulcanodon
      Vulcanodon
      September 15, 2018 at 1:10 pm | #

      They made that Ultra-Car for her so that predisposes me to think they’re pretty good eggs.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      September 15, 2018 at 3:59 pm | #

      I like to think that they have a huge-ass scholarship and/or charity for LGBT youth, particularly those who want to go into STEM fields, and that Becky will end up a recipient of it. (We’ll never see such things because timescale, but I like to think that.)

      I also dearly hope that they pay their workers well and give solid benefits, rather than being super-wealthy because they hoard it all. I’d bet if it is a factor that the plot will eventually discuss it so we know for sure. At the very least we’re predisposed to like them more than the Also-Super-Wealthy Dargon Chesterfield (“cruel and powerful captain of industry”, quote Jason) and Alleged Father Billingsworth (literally the only things we know of him are that he substitutes paying Billie for actually caring about her whatsoever, and that he evicted all the homeless people in their town.) That their anecdotes are all about supporting Carla unequivocally and we haven’t yet heard anything nasty about Ruttech seems deliberate.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 15, 2018 at 5:31 pm | #

        According to Billie, her dad’s so emotionally constipated that the only way he knows how to show he loves Billie is money. So he might be trying but that and the homeless population…yeah, it’s not a good look.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          September 15, 2018 at 9:40 pm | #

          Yeah, that one’s the kicker really. Still, the degree to which the Walkertons just assume he won’t be around and visiting her… even if he’s trying, he’s failing so hard I wonder why he appears to have sole custody of Billie. Is her mother as completely unconcerned with things? Is she her own brand of dysfunctional? I’m pretty sure Billie’s indicated she’s not dead.

          While we have so little to work with about Billie’s mother (or any and all stepmothers, I seem to recall there’s at least one but should really do a reread soon) I don’t really feel comfortable painting her with the same brush as Billie’s father, if both her biological parents really are this apathetic or inept, I really hate them and they had no business having a child in the first place if they weren’t willing or able to provide actual affection. Hence why I make an effort to include AT LEAST Billie’s father on any Bad Parent list in this comic.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            September 15, 2018 at 10:26 pm | #

            Billie’s parents aren’t divorced so far as we know. Billie’s dad is away on business frequently and, again, only knows how to demonstrate affection via money. Her mother apparently contents herself by having as many affairs as possible and ignores Billie to focus on them. IIRC, she’s also rarely home.

            So, her parents both suck but like….at least her dad is trying? Failing horribly, but trying?

            …yeah, no, who am I kidding, you know shit’s bad when Linda and Charles frigging Walkerton are a step up.

  48. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    September 15, 2018 at 10:53 am | #

    I see what you’re doin there, Willis! Trying to start another meme! Drilling a new catchphrase into our heads! Using repetition! I’m onto your games! I’m not falling for it! So forget it! You can just… stow it, Pollyanna!

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      September 15, 2018 at 12:18 pm | #

      When you think about it, it’s kind of sad that Sal regards ‘always unfeasibly cheerful’ as an insult!

      • Poofdepoof
        Poofdepoof
        September 15, 2018 at 4:59 pm | #

        I don’t think she does, since she calls Joyce Pollyanna when she’s in a good mood, too

  49. hof1991
    hof1991
    September 15, 2018 at 11:22 am | #

    Lots of people have shouted at each other, but is this the first non-costumed incident? This is serious. Walk away Joyce.

  50. Clif
    Clif
    September 15, 2018 at 1:03 pm | #

    Hm. I read it as emphasizing her words not shouting. The type isn’t any larger. Sal doesn’t look beleigerant, just annoyed.

    • buckybone
      buckybone
      September 15, 2018 at 1:23 pm | #

      She isn’t shouting…more like a pissed-off growl.

  51. wakeangel2001
    wakeangel2001
    September 15, 2018 at 1:41 pm | #

    Carla looks so genuinely happy, it’s adorable

  52. Jago
    Jago
    September 15, 2018 at 1:51 pm | #

    Aw, Joyce. You’re adorable. And your idealized version of Sal might be, too, but Sal doesn’t seem to like it.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      September 15, 2018 at 3:53 pm | #

      I think that Sal is too aware of her flaws (which are manifold) and the ways in which she feels she has failed and is failing. Because of that, she feels unworthy of Joyce’s admiration and even feels a little frustrated that her ‘fangirl’ doesn’t seem to realise that she’s giving admiration to a garbage person.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 15, 2018 at 5:02 pm | #

        I think some of it is also a feeling of being idealized which has backfired before when people realize she’s not what they want her to be. It’s the other side of the coin of her being treated like the bad kid – either way they don’t see all she is.

  53. theKOT
    theKOT
    September 15, 2018 at 2:23 pm | #

    This reminds me a bit of when I started talking to my family about my anxiety problems. They became supportive eventually but the initial reaction was disbelief and laughter. “But you always seem so laid back and confident! You don’t complain about things much.” As is true in many cases, it was very annoying to have to convince people about something I already felt nervous sharing.

  54. Comaleon
    Comaleon
    September 15, 2018 at 3:30 pm | #

    I don’t know why but this comic has made me want nothing more than for Sal and Carla to smooch.

    i just love them both so much

  55. Defensor
    Defensor
    September 16, 2018 at 12:00 am | #

    Well, Sal, you are not exactly the easiest person to get to know!

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