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by David M Willis on November 27, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Flyin' to the Red
└ Tags: amber, sal, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    November 27, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    *Amber uploads an entire Facetime video to Giphy*

    • Catman
      Catman
      November 27, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

      You know, I never bought the whole “Amber and DOrthy look the same” thing until I read this comment, and realized that isn’t Dorothy he’s messaging.

      • Meta
        Meta
        November 27, 2018 at 12:27 am | #

        yeah this took me a good minute

        • Sunny
          Sunny
          November 27, 2018 at 3:50 am | #

          Same here. I was thinking it was odd Dorothy would be telling Walky what was up. I had to read it twice and then squint a little before it clicked for me that that’s Amber.

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            November 27, 2018 at 10:49 pm | #

            I was gonna mention Walky’s face looks like one of those =D anime faces but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

            • Ana Chronistic
              Ana Chronistic
              November 30, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

              btw y’all: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/04-of-mike-and-men/chummy/

      • Jimi
        Jimi
        November 27, 2018 at 1:17 am | #

        OH. Holy shit. I didn’t realize that was Amber at all until you said so. Really my own fault since Walky talks about Dorothy in the 3rd person in the first dang panel.

        • alice
          alice
          November 27, 2018 at 2:05 am | #

          i was just confused by that. i assumed he was replying to someone else or something. i’m way thrown off because that avatar clearly has blonde hair???

          • alice
            alice
            November 27, 2018 at 2:05 am | #

            like it’s not just that it looks like both dorothy and amber. it’s that it doesn’t look at all like amber imo.

            • keithcurtis
              keithcurtis
              November 27, 2018 at 9:45 am | #

              It’s because she’s smiling. Don’t see a lot of unforced smiles on Amber.

              • Sunny
                Sunny
                November 27, 2018 at 10:52 am | #

                It doesn’t exactly look unforced to me. It’s more like a cross between frozen Deer-in-headlights panic and frantic I’m-drowning-and-can’t-swim panic, with a large helping of existential dread and knowledge that whatever good things you may think you have are going to get ripped from your hands leaving you with only the memories to haunt you for the rest of your life and remind you how worthless you are that you couldn’t hold on to them.

                So yeah, that kind of smile.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  November 27, 2018 at 11:57 am | #

                  Yeah. To me, that’s a very Amber smile, not a Dorothy smile at all.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            November 27, 2018 at 2:11 am | #

            The thing that keeps tripping me up is where people are seeing Dorothy. I don’t think it looks anything like Dorothy.

            • Chris Phoenix
              Chris Phoenix
              November 27, 2018 at 3:49 am | #

              FWIW I thought it was Dorothy.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              November 27, 2018 at 7:50 am | #

              Same here. Their faces look similar, but their glasses are different, and Dorothy’s bangs go to her right and Amber’s go left.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              November 27, 2018 at 8:43 am | #

              Also I’m pretty sure Dorothy’s text message bubbles are a different color, yellow or mint green or something. (Too lazy to go digging through the archives right now.)

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              November 27, 2018 at 11:08 am | #

              Yeah, a lot of people thought it was Dorothy. Apparently they look more alike than I thought.

            • Airyu
              Airyu
              November 27, 2018 at 11:19 am | #

              I think it’s because Walk and Amber both have brown hair, but one Walt’s hair is coloured in in his avatar, so my brain processes Amber’s avatar as having blonde hair.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                November 27, 2018 at 11:47 am | #

                Makes sense. Amber’s hair is lighter and I can see it reading as blonde in an all blue avatar picture.

              • Pablo360
                Pablo360
                November 27, 2018 at 1:37 pm | #

                Ah yes, that famous DoA character, Walt.

                • King Daniel
                  King Daniel
                  November 27, 2018 at 2:23 pm | #

                  And her twin, Walk.

                  (and after all, Sal was Sal Walters in the other ‘verse, right?)

      • LookingIN
        LookingIN
        November 27, 2018 at 2:24 am | #

        you aren’t alone, the hair is off in the avatar…seriously, look at Amber’s hair vs. Dorothy’s hair and it’s Dorothy’s bangs instead of Amber’s part.

        I spent too much time looking at hair 🙁

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          November 27, 2018 at 6:27 am | #

          Look back at yesterday’s strip, where they are side by side faces. The avatar’s hair clearly parts in the same direction as Amber’s.

          • Clif
            Clif
            November 27, 2018 at 10:51 am | #

            You have to allow for the fact that Walky’s phone is upside down. 😛

      • bubba0077
        bubba0077
        November 27, 2018 at 3:52 am | #

        Same here. I always thought it strange characters in-story thought they looked a lot a like. But that image definitely looked like Dorothy at first glance.

    • Aeron
      Aeron
      November 27, 2018 at 4:58 am | #

      The Epic of Amber (a silent film)

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        November 27, 2018 at 8:13 am | #

        Nine Princes In Amber?

        Not THAT kind of slashfic.

        Of course, she DOES have DID, so, maybe it works that way…

  2. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    November 27, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Walky’s world went upside down

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      November 27, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

      What comes next?

      • Pterodactyl Ghost
        Pterodactyl Ghost
        November 27, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

        I’m hoping that it’s not “crippling personal and social issues kills a budding relationship before it really has a chance”.
        That would be a horrible turn of events.
        I know that college is a time for ever-changing social statuses, but, I was actually really rooting for AmberxWalky to be a solid thing.

        • newllend(henryvolt)
          newllend(henryvolt)
          November 27, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

          At the very least I was hoping it would last longer. There’s still so much to explore here.

      • newllend(henryvolt)
        newllend(henryvolt)
        November 27, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

        Having Amber throw it right side up? Which for a guy who spends his free time hanging from above an elevator ceiling like Spider-Man must be maddening.

      • Kern Wallace
        Kern Wallace
        November 27, 2018 at 12:34 am | #

        He got sent to Bel Air.

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      November 27, 2018 at 12:32 am | #

      His girlfriend and sis got in one little fight
      And his mom got scared
      and said “You’re moving to a boarding school that’s
      not in Bel-Air”

      • Walky_Talky
        Walky_Talky
        November 27, 2018 at 2:13 am | #

        He whistled for a cab
        and when it came near
        the license plate said “Galasso”
        and it had ninjas in the rear.

        • JoeCovenant
          JoeCovenant
          November 27, 2018 at 3:45 am | #

          If anything I thought the guy was kind of a tool,
          But then he yelled out “FOOOL!”

          … and I don’t remember much after that.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            November 27, 2018 at 8:16 am | #

            We’re past the first season, so we skip the stanza about the flight.

          • Lingo
            Lingo
            November 27, 2018 at 9:06 pm | #

            Because Galasso drugged you?

  3. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    November 27, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Amber vs Sal: A GIF reinactment (assuming I can post this many links anyway)

    1

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    3

    4

    5

  4. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    November 27, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    One day Willis will write an entire comic arc with preexisting internet gifs. And it will be glorious

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      November 27, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      *insert image of Meulin from Alterniabound 2 except I can’t because <img> and <picture> are not supported HTML tags*

  5. Kris
    Kris
    November 27, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    Walky’s continuing to set that bar pretty low. Good for him.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      November 27, 2018 at 8:15 am | #

      Walky is the sort that you gotta dig a pretty deep hole to get under his bar.

  6. Rei
    Rei
    November 27, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Nice try Amber, but I will only take my life changing messages in emoji form!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      November 27, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      Walky is actually boycotting emojis until they add a butt taco.

      • HMH
        HMH
        November 27, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

        As is his constitutional right.

        • LookingIN
          LookingIN
          November 27, 2018 at 2:24 am | #

          no taxation without butt exploitation!

    • Beef
      Beef
      November 27, 2018 at 11:59 pm | #

      💁‍♀️🔪🙇‍♂️
      💁‍♀️🔪🙋‍♀️
      💁‍♀️🤜🤛💁‍♀️

  7. cesium133
    cesium133
    November 27, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    It took me a little while to realize that Walky wasn’t texting with Dorothy…

    • Kathleen
      Kathleen
      November 27, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

      yeah that’s what I saw too

    • Goki
      Goki
      November 27, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      No worries, I thought it was Dorothy too at first.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      November 27, 2018 at 12:32 am | #

      I honestly don’t get why Amber’s avatar doesn’t have dark hair, like Amber does.

      But apart from color, the piece of hair between the eyes — is there a name for that? — for Amber, that bit curves to her left, and for Dorothy it curves to her right. A totally recognizable piece of character design.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        November 27, 2018 at 2:07 am | #

        “Forelock“?

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      November 27, 2018 at 1:39 am | #

      Yeah I initially thought it was Dorothy he was texting with as well.

    • Jorb
      Jorb
      November 27, 2018 at 3:39 pm | #

      I didn’t realize until I read this comment.

  8. Lucretiel
    Lucretiel
    November 27, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Wait, who is he texting in panel 1? Amber?

    • brasca1
      brasca1
      November 27, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

      He’s talking to Amber although I thought that was Dorothy at first.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        November 27, 2018 at 12:32 am | #

        Me, ten.

        • JoeCovenant
          JoeCovenant
          November 27, 2018 at 3:45 am | #

          Me, everyone else.

  9. BBCC
    BBCC
    November 27, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    I fully believe Walky would understand that conversation if she did only have it through animated gifs.

    Go on Amber, I believe in you!

  10. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    November 27, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    So I guess they’re going to cancel that cartoon marathon date where they benge mcfeely’s transformers for a night. Eh maybe another time if they still managed to be a thing after she tells him the truth.

  11. Derek
    Derek
    November 27, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    why isn’t Sal tagged?

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      November 27, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      There was an issue on Patreon where an earlier, Sal-less version of this strip was uploaded instead. Maybe the tags are a holdover from that version, before Willis fixed it three months ago or whenever this got uploaded?

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      November 27, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      That’s Walky standing there with seaweed on his head. There’s nobody on the seat in the foreground, it’s just a pair of jeans and sneakers he forgot earlier and is now going to retrieve.

    • Piotr W
      Piotr W
      November 27, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

      … because she’s not Sal anymore. She’s transitioning. Right now, she’s no-one. In a few strips, she’ll be Sally the Hippie Peacenik 😉

  12. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    November 27, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    Sal isn’t tagged?

  13. Piotr W
    Piotr W
    November 27, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    Why do I have the feeling that Amber’s message will be: “Your sister just tried to kill me! She’s a monster! We need to put her down!!!”..?

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      November 27, 2018 at 2:19 am | #

      If this were earlier in the story, I might agree. I don’t think she’s in that place now.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 27, 2018 at 6:47 am | #

        And she probably wouldn’t be dating Walky if she were still in that headspace.

  14. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 27, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

    #NotOmniusTextMessagesInAnyWay

    • Goki
      Goki
      November 27, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

      #canwetalk always ends well…. said no one ever

    • lilyliv
      lilyliv
      November 27, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

      Yeah, like honestly I’d be having a panic attack If I’d been the one receiving that bit of ominous vagueness.

      • Goki
        Goki
        November 27, 2018 at 1:02 pm | #

        I know… If I was Walky, I probably would want to talk at that moment and just get it over with… so respect to Walky for being able to wait.

  15. Alanari
    Alanari
    November 27, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    Sooo will sal talk to walky or not? Because things might become ugly if she does.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      November 27, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

      She probably realizes that, which is probably why I see reluctance in her eyes in last panel.

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        November 27, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

        Sal might end up talking to Walky about the very thing Amber was about to reveal to him the next day.

        But she might also just let it go because the day’s been draining enough already.

    • RicardtheDragoon
      RicardtheDragoon
      November 27, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

      Give her twin’s little romance a good hard shove or omit the truth by not telling him, pretending she didn’t see him, and pretending he’ll never catch on before Amber tells him? Can Ethan, Danny, Dorothy, Ruthless, and any other window-watchers can keep quiet long enough? Tough call. I think she’s still feeling guilty about garbage roof, and so she won’t tell him. On the other hand, I think she should, especially if he notices her.

  16. mschmidt62
    mschmidt62
    November 27, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    The things you miss while sitting upside down just inside from where the action was.

    • goggleman64
      goggleman64
      November 27, 2018 at 1:47 pm | #

      Ahahaha that didn’t occur to me; physically he’s been, what, a couple dozen yards away from the action this whole time?

  17. Roger
    Roger
    November 27, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    oh boy sure bet Dorothy’s gonna give a completely legit, succinct and unbiased impression of those events huh.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      November 27, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

      That’s not Dorothy.

      • Catullus
        Catullus
        November 27, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

        …Although there’s still plenty of room to be skeptical about how legit, succinct, and unbiased things are about to be.

    • Roger
      Roger
      November 27, 2018 at 1:38 am | #

      I stand by every word in that sentence except for that proper noun.

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        November 27, 2018 at 2:29 am | #

        Given the preemptive apologies, I’d say she’s definitely going to try. Good chance the bias ends up skewing against herself though now that she’s cooled off

  18. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    November 27, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    Something happens and I’m Head Over Heels
    I never find out–till I’m Head Over Heels
    Something happens and I’m Head Over Heels
    Don’t take my heart
    Don’t break my heart
    Don’t–don’t throw it away
    …

  19. Goki
    Goki
    November 27, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

    I am going to miss Team Trash… (their words not me )

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      November 27, 2018 at 8:19 am | #

      Garbage, actually. Their words are ‘Team Garbage’.

      • Goki
        Goki
        November 27, 2018 at 8:37 am | #

        #teamgarbage

  20. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    November 27, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

    … I can totally believe that Walky has been lying in that exact position ever since Dorothy went by. Even though that could have easily been 30 minutes ago by now, or even longer.

  21. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    November 27, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

    I dunno why I’ve never mixed up Dorothy and Amber, to my knowledge, yet the comments section seems to show it’s a problem in-universe and out.

    Sal, meanwhile, isn’t walking up to Walky, she’s fluctuating wildly in size due to a Science Problem.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      November 27, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

      I’ve never had that problem either. I dunno, Amber and Dorothy don’t really look THAT similar to me? They have different head shapes, glasses shapes, their hair parts differently, Dorothy’s thinner and (when they’re side by side) Dorothy’s taller. They just don’t look much alike to me.

      That said, Amber doesn’t look like Billie much to me either and word of Willis is that he draws Billie and Amber very similarly so what do I know?

    • Pterodactyl Ghost
      Pterodactyl Ghost
      November 27, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

      Damned Pym Particles!

    • LauraS
      LauraS
      November 27, 2018 at 5:33 pm | #

      I’ve never mixed them up until today, when I had to read the comments to work it out.

  22. carms
    carms
    November 27, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

    Like the jaws theme, but kinda awks and social anx

  23. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    November 27, 2018 at 12:22 am | #

    I am humiliated by how long it took me to figure out he was texting Amber not Dorothy

    • Goki
      Goki
      November 27, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

      You weren’t the only one. Nothing to feel bad about.

  24. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    November 27, 2018 at 12:23 am | #

    Walky, you missed some good drama and epiphanies. His absent mindness is either a blessing or a curse. Probably more a curse since that damages his ability for empathy here and in the Walkyverse.

  25. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    November 27, 2018 at 12:25 am | #

    If I could interface with the world solely through animated gifs, I absolutely would.

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      November 27, 2018 at 1:04 am | #

      🙂

  26. Laladoria
    Laladoria
    November 27, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

    I thought that was Dorothy texting him for a second and it was very confusing.

    Also Sal is probably gonna tell Walky before Amber can and I have no clue how I expect him to take it when it’s coming from Sal

    • Doopyboop
      Doopyboop
      November 27, 2018 at 12:33 am | #

      I thought it was Dorothy at first too.

    • Sol Karas
      Sol Karas
      November 27, 2018 at 12:48 am | #

      I also thought it was Dorothy.

  27. MatsuoTanuki
    MatsuoTanuki
    November 27, 2018 at 12:34 am | #

    Oh Lord… it’s gonna be real ugly no matter who tells him…

  28. Joner
    Joner
    November 27, 2018 at 12:34 am | #

    You forgot to add Sal in the tags! <3

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      November 27, 2018 at 12:39 am | #

      Appropriate Carla grav is appropriate?

  29. Tacos
    Tacos
    November 27, 2018 at 12:52 am | #

    I’m embarrassed to admit that it took me longer than it probably should have to realize that that was Amber texting back Walky and not Dorothy…

    I was like: “Why is Walky talking to Dorothy about Dorothy being gone? Did he accidentally text Dorothy instead of Amber and this is how Dorothy finds out that Walky and Amber are dating?”

    • Tricia
      Tricia
      November 27, 2018 at 1:23 am | #

      Don’t worry, I did the same thing. :3

      • Victor Riley
        Victor Riley
        November 27, 2018 at 1:24 am | #

        Same.

  30. foducool
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    November 27, 2018 at 12:57 am | #

    hell, if we want to, we can hold whole conversations with memes nowadays

    • Diner Kinetic
      Diner Kinetic
      November 27, 2018 at 1:01 am | #

      Yeah for some people that’d be a worrying way to discuss a traumatic backstory involving a sib stabbin’, but for these guys I think they could give it the gravity it needed

      • Brotato
        Brotato
        November 27, 2018 at 1:15 am | #

        My go to gif to explain a host of trauma-related shit rising to the surface is Leslie Knope saying “everything hurts and I’m dying.”

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 27, 2018 at 8:23 am | #

      [outraged_lebron.png]

  31. LazyReader
    LazyReader
    November 27, 2018 at 1:05 am | #

    “Well….looks like he was gonna take his shoes off……but gave up……..today’s youth”

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 27, 2018 at 8:24 am | #

      Walky just doesn’t tie his shoes in the first place. That must be how Sal could tell it was him.

  32. David Doty
    David Doty
    November 27, 2018 at 1:14 am | #

    For some reason I paid attention to that image of the DoA book cover, and it got me thinking. Have we seen Joe in any meaningful capacity since the whole “sorry I’m a patriarchal shitbag” thing? It would be a shame if character growth came at the expense of him being an interesting and integral character.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      November 27, 2018 at 1:16 am | #

      We either saw Joe two days ago (strip time) just after he’d banged Malaya or yesterday (strip time) when Joyce was watching his sex tape with Roz, depending what you’re counting. We’ll likely see more of him next time the kids are in gender studies class. Today’s (again, strip time) not about following those kids though. Today’s about Sal.

      • Victor Riley
        Victor Riley
        November 27, 2018 at 1:24 am | #

        Wait… when was she watching his sex tape? I don’t remember that storyline.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          November 27, 2018 at 1:37 am | #

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/04-of-mike-and-men/scrootoob/

          I shall provide.

  33. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    November 27, 2018 at 1:40 am | #

    Wow, Sal walked through a door? What a fucking scumbag. And she had the gall to do it near her own twin, too. This is just a mess.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      November 27, 2018 at 1:41 am | #

      Nice HTML, nerd.

  34. Kazumi
    Kazumi
    November 27, 2018 at 1:53 am | #

    When you wonder why Dorothy is answering for a few seconds…

  35. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 27, 2018 at 2:00 am | #

    At this point, I suspect that Sal is asking herself if she wants to know and, if so, would knowing in any way help.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 27, 2018 at 6:55 am | #

      More like “Oh god, do I tell him?”

  36. Agemegos
    Agemegos
    November 27, 2018 at 2:14 am | #

    If this were not a comic, and if Amber were not plot-armoured up the wazoo by the word of Willis, would you consider her at risk of a suicide attempt tonight?

    Given that his is a comic, how long until Blaine intervenes?

    • Drunk Mike
      Drunk Mike
      November 27, 2018 at 4:40 am | #

      Even with plot armor she still might attempt.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      November 27, 2018 at 4:44 am | #

      Not suicide, no. However, I do think that she’s going to be a bit of a ghost – Trying to work out who she is and what she is going forwards.

      FWIW, I’m expecting a really weird conversation between Amazi-Girl and Sal in which Sal finds out that Amazi-Girl is unaware of what happened between her and Amber and is somewhat scornful of Amber on several levels. I would love for that conversation to climax with Sal to politely ask Amazi-Girl to stop using Amber’s body without her permission and to bring her out so that the three of them can discuss this.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 27, 2018 at 6:57 am | #

        It’s not actually Amber’s body anymore than it is Amazi-Girl’s body.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          November 27, 2018 at 10:57 am | #

          Amber O’Malley is the one who legally exists.

          • Clif
            Clif
            November 27, 2018 at 11:03 am | #

            Yes, but Amber and Amazigirl are both legally Amber O’Malley. Don’t be confused by language.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            November 27, 2018 at 12:15 pm | #

            That one of the personas goes by the legal name is confusing, but doesn’t really change anything.

      • Segnosaur
        Segnosaur
        November 27, 2018 at 4:17 pm | #

        I guess the question is whether both Amber and Amazi-girl now have completely separate personalities now.

        Earlier in the comic’s run, both personalities knew of each other’s actions. But now, Amber is unaware of what Amazi-girl is doing at night. Do we know if Amazi-girl has the same ignorance of what Amber does? Or do the personalities communicate in a single direction?

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          November 27, 2018 at 5:07 pm | #

          AG doesn’t know Amber threw her mask down the stairwell, hence why she was looking for it. It looks like they’ve gone from semi-integrated to a full split.

  37. Dana
    Dana
    November 27, 2018 at 2:19 am | #

    ::googles “sorry for stabbing your sister funny gif”::

  38. stoodmuffin
    stoodmuffin
    November 27, 2018 at 2:48 am | #

    Shit.

  39. Sporky
    Sporky
    November 27, 2018 at 3:26 am | #

    I only just noticed Sal in the backhground. Oh crap

  40. kilgaen
    kilgaen
    November 27, 2018 at 4:04 am | #

    All these awkward conversations surrounding Walky think he’s locked in there with them.

    No, they’re locked in here with him.

  41. Drunk Mike
    Drunk Mike
    November 27, 2018 at 4:48 am | #

    Does anyone else think Sal might be annoyed that she got into a huge brawl and Walky is literally the only one who didn’t notice?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 27, 2018 at 4:57 am | #

      Honestly I think she’s mostly thankful for that.

      Marcie on the other hand…

      • Oruncrest
        Oruncrest
        November 27, 2018 at 11:08 am | #

        I know Sal’s thankful Marcie didn’t see that!

        Marcie (signs as Sal and Amber begin posturing): Good work Sal, you’re de-escalating that like a pro. Now let me move hostage-boy outta the way befoew he becomes collateral damage too.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        November 27, 2018 at 11:09 am | #

        I mean, Marcie finding out will only take so long. It’s bound to be campus gossip and once Malaya hears about it, it’s only a matter of time.

        Plus, y’know, bruises on her face.

  42. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    November 27, 2018 at 8:24 am | #

    Dorothy left after pushing him off the back of one of those chairs, upon which he was precariously perched. He landed in his current position, and just pulled out his cell phone.

    EPIC LAZINESS ACHIEVED

  43. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    November 27, 2018 at 9:08 am | #

    ….. For some reason it took me a couple re-reads to get that he was talking to Amber and not in a group chat.

  44. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    November 27, 2018 at 10:27 am | #

    Oh yay. A “We gotta talk”-talk!
    Someone hose the stairs clean, we might have a breakup.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      November 27, 2018 at 11:10 am | #

      I’ll get the hose.

    • Segnosaur
      Segnosaur
      November 27, 2018 at 4:19 pm | #

      Possibly, but more likely she is finally going to reveal the past history between her and Sal (including the stabbing).

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        November 27, 2018 at 5:48 pm | #

        And then WALKY could decide to break up because ‘stabbed the sister I’m sort of trying to repair my relationship with’ could be a dealbreaker for him.

        He MIGHT be okay with things hearing the story. (Particularly depending on the sequence of events he gets.) But he also might not because it is a pretty big deal and this situation is going to naturally limit his relationship with one of them unless they get to a better headspace and try to mend fences. And frankly, they don’t have to. Holding your best friend hostage or stabbing you in the hand are perfectly reasonable things to never forgive or want to spend time with someone for.

  45. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    November 27, 2018 at 12:55 pm | #

    I was very confused why Walky was letting Dorothy know that Dorothy had been gone for a while.

  46. Oberon
    Oberon
    November 27, 2018 at 6:21 pm | #

    And Amber and Dorothy look so much alike that I was confused for a bit because the text icon looked like Dorothy to me. I got better.

    • Oberon
      Oberon
      November 27, 2018 at 6:23 pm | #

      You know that when you just hit End and type in your first impression that someone has already ninja’d you by 5 and a half hours. Lookin’ at you, AgentKeen.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 27, 2018 at 9:34 pm | #

        Try 18 hours and 20 minutes. 🙂
        Some of the earliest comments were about that confusion.

  47. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    November 27, 2018 at 6:24 pm | #

    One part of my want Sal, who hesitate to come talk to her bro, to go ahead. But on the other hand, it’s the damn Walky we’re talking about.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      November 27, 2018 at 7:15 pm | #

      Walky means well. Unfortunately, this is a learning process and it might take a while. Sal might not be in the mood tonight.

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