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by David M Willis on August 2, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 06 - Yesterday Was Thursday
└ Tags: joyce, sal

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  1. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    August 2, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    She’s lerning….sorta.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      August 2, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

      She learned from her mistakes quite quickly.

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        August 2, 2011 at 12:17 am | #

        She’s only on step 2 of 25.

      • David Herbert
        David Herbert
        August 2, 2011 at 2:33 am | #

        Wonder if anyone will ever yell at her for that? (Aside from Billie).

  2. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    August 2, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    “I am helping!”

    • dchorror
      dchorror
      August 2, 2011 at 1:00 am | #

      “Well stop!”

  3. Aizat
    Aizat
    August 2, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    Smooth Joyce, real smooth.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 2, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

      I think she cross off avoid PR from her list of possible jobs.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 2, 2011 at 12:32 am | #

        avoid

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          August 2, 2011 at 12:38 am | #

          This irony amuses me.

  4. carcinoGeneticist
    carcinoGeneticist
    August 2, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    You..have to…sort of give her props for trying?
    Not..particularly succeeding though.

    • Jetstream
      Jetstream
      August 2, 2011 at 9:14 am | #

      No, you really don’t. There’s naive, then there’s halfwit. Joyce’s been rolling on the high side of halfwit for a while now.

      • Michelle
        Michelle
        August 2, 2011 at 9:22 am | #

        You’re being a little harsh. Joyce is doing better than most people in her situation would.

        • Steven
          Steven
          August 3, 2011 at 2:53 am | #

          The difference between Joyce and most people, is that Joyce is both aware AND trying.

  5. addude
    addude
    August 2, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

    Walky in this universe got his nick name from Billie right?

    • Ren
      Ren
      November 14, 2011 at 8:46 am | #

      It was in both universes since they are childhoood friends. I think the ItsWalky Universe David wanted to call her Billie and Ruth(who was babysitting the two) told Billie to piss him off by calling him Walky. So yeah I guess you could say it was because of both Ruth and Billie. X3 Don’t know if the same thing happened in this universe since Billie doesn’t seem to remember Ruth.

  6. b
    b
    August 2, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

    Hooray daily strips again

  7. Joe
    Joe
    August 2, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

    She’s getting better at this.
    Sorta.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 2, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

      She avoided freaking out, that’s progress.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        August 2, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

        PROGRESS indeed.

        • iSaidCandleja-
          iSaidCandleja-
          August 2, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

          Progressive even.

          • Sophia
            Sophia
            August 2, 2011 at 3:26 am | #

            Wouldn’t go that far. Baby steps!

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      August 2, 2011 at 8:32 am | #

      Not so much better as less bad.

      Still! Progress!

  8. TomatoClone
    TomatoClone
    August 2, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

    She’s gradually improving.

  9. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    August 2, 2011 at 12:12 am | #

    Oh please Joyce that only fools the feeble minded. 😐

  10. Lois Lane
    Lois Lane
    August 2, 2011 at 12:13 am | #

    Are Sal and Walky actually from Indiana? Cause, if so, I would consider myself actually kind of impressed with Joyce’s save there.

    • CP
      CP
      August 2, 2011 at 12:38 am | #

      Walky grew up in Indiana in the old universe. I don’t think anything has been mentioned about it up to now in DoA, though, but I’d say that Sal not contradicting Joyce here suggests that Joyce is being accurate.

  11. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    August 2, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

    “Walky.” An ancient spiritual name for “He Who Walks Behind The Rows.”

    WALKY IS CHILDREN OF THE CORN!

    • iSaidCandleja-
      iSaidCandleja-
      August 2, 2011 at 12:22 am | #

      For reals though, what is Joyce saying? I must be missing some cultural main, but what does Indian have to do with a name like Walky?

      • Joe
        Joe
        August 2, 2011 at 1:19 am | #

        I think it’s a product of HER not knowing anything, not you.

      • ilvos01
        ilvos01
        August 2, 2011 at 1:29 am | #

        I might be mistaken, but I believe she was referring to the Trail of Tears. In which case, jeez, that’s kinda f*cked up.

        • iSaidCandleja-
          iSaidCandleja-
          August 2, 2011 at 1:56 am | #

          That almost sounds like it makes sense, but it can’t be true because even Joyce wouldn’t think of something so fucked up.

        • Sophia
          Sophia
          August 2, 2011 at 3:29 am | #

          Yeah, I figured her logic was much more simplistic than that, at least. Something like:
          Sitting Bull = funny Indian name
          Walky = …funny Indian name?

      • Bickendan
        Bickendan
        August 2, 2011 at 6:18 pm | #

        Most likely India Indian — my dad’s old boss was nicknamed ‘Rimpy’ because as a child he peed on old car tire rims. It’s not too much of a stretch to think of a similarly suited reason for Walky to be called that if not for his last name.

    • ryan
      ryan
      August 2, 2011 at 8:43 am | #

      i thought it was an ancient spiritual name for “the ghost who walks”

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        August 2, 2011 at 10:23 am | #

        The Phantom?

  12. gangler
    gangler
    August 2, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

    Joyce: Heart!
    Walky: Indiana!
    Mike: Punch!

    “By your powers combined I am Captain Falcon!”

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 2, 2011 at 12:19 am | #

      What kind of lame power is Indiana anyway?

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        August 2, 2011 at 12:34 am | #

        The power of crossroads?

      • dchorror
        dchorror
        August 2, 2011 at 12:55 am | #

        Really long freaking drives.

        • Black Drazon
          Black Drazon
          August 2, 2011 at 3:04 am | #

          Captain Falcon approves! We have a pilot episode, folks!

      • Masquerade
        Masquerade
        August 2, 2011 at 8:16 am | #

        … Soybeans?

      • Doom Shepherd
        Doom Shepherd
        August 2, 2011 at 3:56 pm | #

        We named the DOG Indiana!

  13. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    August 2, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

    If only she could get to her Chick Tracts…

    • Canvas Hat
      Canvas Hat
      August 2, 2011 at 1:27 am | #

      But Joyce likes Sal…right? But she’s not going to climb out windows because she’s immune to influence.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 2, 2011 at 2:42 am | #

        She likes her enough to want to save her soul.

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          August 2, 2011 at 10:49 am | #

          You mean, enough to want to play with her motorbike. She hasn’t even mentioned religion to Sal yet I don’t think.

          The girl has her priorities in order.

          • dchorror
            dchorror
            August 3, 2011 at 11:51 am | #

            Didn’t Sal go to a Catholic school? As far as she’s concerned, Sal’s already saved.

            • ElymianDucat
              ElymianDucat
              August 16, 2011 at 7:02 pm | #

              I doubt it. Joyce is an evangelical Christian. For a disturbingly large number of them we Catholics are one step above idol-worshiping heathens.

              Some of them even refuse to even acknowledge that Catholics are also Christians.

  14. Gnoka
    Gnoka
    August 2, 2011 at 12:26 am | #

    Does Sal wear the same thing everyday? I don’t remember seeing other biker outfits when they showed her clothing.

    • iSaidCandleja-
      iSaidCandleja-
      August 2, 2011 at 12:27 am | #

      She has multiple sets of that one outfit.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      August 2, 2011 at 12:28 am | #

      She have a lot of identical biker outfits?

      • Gnoka
        Gnoka
        August 2, 2011 at 1:22 pm | #

        Well, it’s just in the comic where Billie saw her wardrobe it was full of schoolgirl outfits and nothing else.

    • 1Samildanach
      1Samildanach
      August 3, 2011 at 1:40 am | #

      Why does she need multiple sets of bike gear? Plenty of people get by with 1) summer gear, and 2) wet weather/winter gear. And some only ride in warm weather. Then there’s the option of having just summer stuff and pulling on thermals+water proof stuff that goes over the top when it gets cold (would want to have winter gloves, though).

    • Therealallpurposeguru
      Therealallpurposeguru
      August 3, 2011 at 1:10 pm | #

      Do you know what a decent set of leathers like that *costs*? I seriously doubt that she has more than one. That said, they don’t typically get that dirty, and wear like iron.

      • 1Samildanach
        1Samildanach
        August 3, 2011 at 10:22 pm | #

        Yup. You can easily spend a grand on just a jacket and pants. Textiles are a little cheaper, but still hundreds of dollars.

  15. bwernard
    bwernard
    August 2, 2011 at 12:27 am | #

    Walky and Sal are part indian on dumbiverse then? Just to be sure…

    • David
      David M Willis
      August 2, 2011 at 12:28 am | #

      They are not. Joyce is mistaken, as always.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 2, 2011 at 12:31 am | #

        As you have changed Billie’s race already, have Sal and Walky’s race changed as well?

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          August 2, 2011 at 12:39 am | #

          Of course he has.

          They are no longer part martian.

        • David
          David M Willis
          August 2, 2011 at 1:06 am | #

          Sal and Walky were already of mixed race in previous webcomics, with a black/white father and a white mother. That remains the same in this new continuity.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            August 2, 2011 at 1:18 am | #

            That’s all I needed to know. ^_^

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 2, 2011 at 12:28 am | #

      If so, what kind of Indians? American Indians or Indian Americans?

      • Cholisose
        Cholisose
        August 2, 2011 at 1:40 am | #

        American-Indian Indians.

      • iSaidCandleja-
        iSaidCandleja-
        August 2, 2011 at 1:59 am | #

        For simplicity’s sake, many Americans use the terms “dot kind” and “feather kind.”

        I know a girl from India who came to America. Her Halloween costume was “feather kind” and many LOLs were had.

        • Dr. Worm
          Dr. Worm
          August 2, 2011 at 2:23 am | #

          …Really? I’ve lived in America all my life, have never heard either of those terms, and they strike me as a little racist. No offense intended.

          • Tenn
            Tenn
            August 2, 2011 at 7:32 am | #

            Given enough time, all terms used to describe people will be considered racist.

        • Siya
          Siya
          August 2, 2011 at 3:36 am | #

          Except that a lot of Indians (both American Indians and Indian-Americans) find that pretty offensive.

        • Aydr
          Aydr
          August 2, 2011 at 3:44 am | #

          Where I’m from, calling people “dot kind” or “feather kind” would either get laughs as you are clearly making a joke, or icily glared out of a room.

          That said I gotta say the costume bit is pretty great.

          • iSaidCandleja-
            iSaidCandleja-
            August 2, 2011 at 12:13 pm | #

            This is correct. Using such terms is meant to be very tongue in cheek, because the two kinds of Indians are so totally dissimilar that there should be no need to distinguish between them. Unless a Joyce is in the room, when we say Native American.

            • Fallantaur
              Fallantaur
              August 2, 2011 at 1:31 pm | #

              A comedian I saw said he was married to an Indian, then clarified: a Tech Support Indian, not a Casino Indian.

  16. The Aussie Bloke
    The Aussie Bloke
    August 2, 2011 at 12:46 am | #

    Hey, Willis, go take a look at College Roomies from Hell!!! Sal got a cameo.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 2, 2011 at 12:52 am | #

      The comic in question.

      • Ancestral Hamster
        Ancestral Hamster
        August 2, 2011 at 1:24 am | #

        It looks like Hannalore from Questionable Content also has a cameo in that same comic (2nd panel).

        I like cameos. I especially like it when a cartoonist emulates a well-known art style either in parody or homage.

        • ADHadh
          ADHadh
          August 2, 2011 at 5:30 am | #

          Wait, that would mean that CRfH, QC and DoA are all in the same ‘verse.
          But didn’t Shortpacked! characters visit the coffee shop from QC?

          • The Aussie Bloke
            The Aussie Bloke
            August 2, 2011 at 6:36 am | #

            Keeping in mind that it’s at a costume party…

          • LurkerWithout
            LurkerWithout
            August 2, 2011 at 9:26 am | #

            CRFH would be in the same universe as FAANS by cross-over rules. And the original Walkyverse is an alternate world from that one. But DoA could be part of that. Though its all a pretty big assumption based on whats likely a non-canon cameo…

            • MM
              MM
              August 2, 2011 at 10:21 am | #

              Yeah, somehow I don’t think the CRFH gang is in Indiana. At least, I hope not for Joyce’s sake. Don’t think she’d handle Satan’s regular appearances on campus well.

          • Joe
            Joe
            August 2, 2011 at 5:47 pm | #

            Yes and no.
            IIRC, Willis said that, even though the scene with Amber in Coffee of Doom happened in both comics, it doesn’t mean they’re in the same ‘verse.
            The end result is that QC doesn’t have an alien invasion in its backstory.

  17. dchorror
    dchorror
    August 2, 2011 at 12:59 am | #

    She has a good point. It’d be stupid to call him by a name they shared.

  18. andrew
    andrew
    August 2, 2011 at 1:15 am | #

    ok im dumb today(and most other days) but i dont get the conection to “Walky” and being India(or indian)

    • gangler
      gangler
      August 2, 2011 at 1:18 am | #

      It’s an odd name. Not a white. Walky’s not white. Just a failed attempt to connect the dots and a misidentified race.

      • gangler
        gangler
        August 2, 2011 at 1:20 am | #

        *Not a white name.

        • andrew
          andrew
          August 2, 2011 at 2:48 am | #

          ok thought there would be more to it

        • Mkvenner
          Mkvenner
          August 2, 2011 at 6:59 pm | #

          There is no such thing as a white name.

          • gangler
            gangler
            August 2, 2011 at 7:33 pm | #

            Joyce shares this viewpoint?

          • andrew
            andrew
            August 3, 2011 at 12:36 pm | #

            http://www.behindthename.com/nmc/eng_.php here is an entire list of traditionaly white names

  19. ilvos01
    ilvos01
    August 2, 2011 at 1:30 am | #

    Jeez, that’s kinda f*cked up.
    (Am I right in assuming this is a reference to the Trail of Tears?)

    • David
      David M Willis
      August 2, 2011 at 1:55 am | #

      …nope! Wrong kind of Indian!

      • Loki
        Loki
        August 2, 2011 at 10:38 am | #

        Nodnod. So she thought his name was “Walki” or something. 🙂

    • Shmuel
      Shmuel
      August 2, 2011 at 1:58 am | #

      I am not sure how you managed to leap to that conclusion… the more obvious interpretation would be that Native Americans stereotypically have names that are verb phrases, like, say, Dances With Wolves.or Fools Crow or Walks With Freshmen.

      • Shmuel
        Shmuel
        August 2, 2011 at 1:59 am | #

        Or not, based on what David just said above me. 🙂

      • Undrave
        Undrave
        August 2, 2011 at 2:47 am | #

        Walky’s native name is ‘Walks with McNuggets’ :p

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          August 2, 2011 at 7:23 am | #

          Of the McNuggets tribes lead by Mighty Chief Dips McNuggets. 🙂

  20. Random832
    Random832
    August 2, 2011 at 1:52 am | #

    So where’s Joyce from?

    • David
      David M Willis
      August 2, 2011 at 1:54 am | #

      Imagine the boringest parts of Europe all mashed together.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        August 2, 2011 at 3:01 am | #

        Sooo, Wyoming?

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          August 2, 2011 at 7:40 am | #

          Haven’t you learn from Garfield and Friends? Wyoming does not exist.

          P.S: To anyone who is from Wyoming, I’m just joking.

          • MM
            MM
            August 2, 2011 at 10:22 am | #

            Did you know that there’s a surprisingly big Basque population in Wyoming? [/things I learned this weekend and now feel compelled to share]

            • Therealallpurposeguru
              Therealallpurposeguru
              August 3, 2011 at 1:16 pm | #

              There is a large basque population in most parts of the country that have ranching. Examples include Colorado, Nevada, Utah, and eastern California. This is because tha Basques were brought in to the country as expert sheep herders. (I am Basque, BTW)

          • icepyrox
            icepyrox
            August 2, 2011 at 5:03 pm | #

            There is a website that discusses the nonexistence of Idaho. I guess I’m behind on my Garfield. What other states do not exist?

            • Aizat
              Aizat
              August 2, 2011 at 7:55 pm | #

              I can’t remember from which show but I heard that North Dakota is a myth. Is that true?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          August 2, 2011 at 2:59 pm | #

          According to Google, Maine is the whitest state in the US.

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        August 2, 2011 at 9:25 am | #

        Texas?

        • Khrene Cleaver
          Khrene Cleaver
          August 2, 2011 at 1:04 pm | #

          Probably not, theres a pretty high Black and Latino population there.

          • Mkvenner
            Mkvenner
            August 2, 2011 at 2:25 pm | #

            The white parts of Texas?

            • Phillip Wilde
              Phillip Wilde
              August 2, 2011 at 4:44 pm | #

              Speaking as a Texan, I can tell you that there are no “white parts of Texas.” There is a mix of races pretty much everywhere you go – city or country – north, south, east, or west.

              • Mkvenner
                Mkvenner
                August 2, 2011 at 6:55 pm | #

                Then explain all the innocent people hang from tree branchs and the recent and continuious violation of international law and human rights.

            • Bickendan
              Bickendan
              August 2, 2011 at 6:08 pm | #

              The whitest big city in the US is Portland.

              • Anon
                Anon
                August 3, 2011 at 1:40 am | #

                Seconded. As a Portland native, moving to California at the age of 17 destroyed my childhood naivety and taught me that there IS such a thing as diversity.

                Thank god for that.

  21. diTaykan
    diTaykan
    August 2, 2011 at 2:13 am | #

    Totally unrelated to anything, but for the statue: I vote that she be wearing her SEMME outfit.

  22. strv4mdcrty
    strv4mdcrty
    August 2, 2011 at 2:16 am | #

    If the walkerton’s are twins, why does only one have the pronounced accent? One might assume that having both been raised in the same region that the development of an accent would have paralleled one another? Not that it matters, course. Just curious.

    • iSaidCandleja-
      iSaidCandleja-
      August 2, 2011 at 2:18 am | #

      Sal went to boarding school and acquired an accent. Walky was not “raised in the same region” from the perspective.

      • strv4mdcrty
        strv4mdcrty
        August 2, 2011 at 2:30 am | #

        I guess I assumed the catholic school was probably close to home, though i don’t remember seeing that it was or wasn’t. I also wasn’t sure how long she’d been there. An accent like that seems like it would take some time to develop. Oh well…is what it is.

        • Undrave
          Undrave
          August 2, 2011 at 2:48 am | #

          The boarding school was in tenessee or some such I believe?

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          August 2, 2011 at 10:55 am | #

          Perhaps she knocked over that convenience store* as an elementary schooler?

          * presuming I’m remembering her crime correctly.

        • Khrene Cleaver
          Khrene Cleaver
          August 2, 2011 at 1:09 pm | #

          I’ve heard an seen people acquire accents from being in places for less than a month. My AUnt after going to London and another guy I heard of only went to Canada for a week and he apparently would unknowingly end his sentences with “eh?” They usually fade away after coming back, but Ah guess she was in tha hoosegow fer a long time, eh?

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            August 2, 2011 at 3:08 pm | #

            My New South Welsh accent had been altered due to the fact that the family that babysat me when I was little were Jewish Indians (the dot kind).

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            August 2, 2011 at 3:29 pm | #

            I grew up in the air force, and we moved, a LOT. I got to the point where I could pick up the accent and sound like a native in about a month.

      • Björn
        Björn
        August 4, 2011 at 7:51 am | #

        In the earlier webcomics, Sal and Walky were separated at birth and didn’t know about this until a dramatic “I AM YOUR FATHER”-like moment. So Sal grew up with adoptive parents where she got her southern accent (and other kick-ass traits).

        I guess the catholic boarding school is Willis’ way of making Sal’s character fit into this new continuity.

  23. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    August 2, 2011 at 3:02 am | #

    Oh, Joyce, you never change. Which is sad, actually. But at least you stopped before you said something possibly offensive.

    • gangler
      gangler
      August 2, 2011 at 3:31 am | #

      Eh, I think she’s made pretty impressive progress in four days. At this rate she could be completely acclimated within just 2 months.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      August 2, 2011 at 9:27 am | #

      She stop. It is only a trick to fool the feeble minded, no offense.

      • gangler
        gangler
        August 2, 2011 at 2:08 pm | #

        Sometimes it’s not about tricking people. Sometimes you just don’t want to be the person saying stupid shit.

        It also does effectively derail that line of conversation. Even though Sal knows what she was gonna say, now she’s not gonna have to engage in the painfully awkward conversation that would be telling Joyce why she was wrong there. She can take the much nicer route of just playing along and moving on to more pleasant topics.

        I don’t really see why you’d think that this is about fooling anyone at all. All she did is turn a major social faux-pas into a minor moment of discomfort and throw a lampshade on it. It wasn’t exactly meant to be a cunning deception.

        • Mkvenner
          Mkvenner
          August 2, 2011 at 2:26 pm | #

          I was make a Dracula: Dead and Loving It reference.

          • gangler
            gangler
            August 2, 2011 at 2:56 pm | #

            Ah, my mistake. Haven’t seen that film.

  24. Shifty
    Shifty
    August 2, 2011 at 3:13 am | #

    Well, Billie was right. Neither Walky nor Joyce could do much to help her get the Roommate Agreement filled out, and thus regain her cheerleading uniform. She needed Sal to be around for that.

    Not to mention Joyce and Walky going up against Ruth? Somehow I don’t see them being very affective.

    Meanwhile, I really have to wonder how much longer Joyce can get away with saying stupid stuff due to the fact she has such as sheltered childhood…

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      August 2, 2011 at 10:59 am | #

      Well, nobody’s likely to beat her up for it or anything, on account of her being a girl and the fact it’s so painfully obvious that being that ignorant is almost punishment enough. So I think that she’ll ‘get away with’ it indefinitely, aside from the embarrassment which is already starting to get to her.

      • Shifty
        Shifty
        August 2, 2011 at 2:24 pm | #

        Ummm… who said anything about someone beating her? (Although saying that no one would hit her for being offensive, just for being a girl is EXTREMELY laughable, since it seems there is a larger number of woman in the cast than men, meaning girl fights are highly likely eventually. Hell we’ve already had one girl fight in the story).

        I’m talking where someone just goes off on her, telling her how offensive (i.e. racist, bigoted, zealot) her comments are and that they don’t want her around anymore.

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          August 2, 2011 at 3:18 pm | #

          And like I said, it’s blatantly obvious that she means no harm by it and is even promptly apologetic. Getting briefly offended may be justified, but trying to drive her off while she’s working to improve would be unjustified. Any character who would do that would be inclined to drive off anybody for any small offense, not just Joyce.

          • Shifty
            Shifty
            August 2, 2011 at 7:41 pm | #

            Just because she means no intentional harm in what she says, doesn’t mean what she says won’t piss people off to the point that they get fed up with her behavior and trying to excuse it.

            And I think you’re forgetting that this is a comic. And in comics people’s reactions are often exaggerated to where the can be set off by the smallest of offenses. For example, Joyce went full rage-mode towards Joe because the guy merely LOOKED at another woman and then proceed to assist Mike in beating him.

            So considering that particularly scenario, you cannot say that someone might not go off on her for her behavior. After all, she already did it to someone else.

  25. John
    John
    August 2, 2011 at 5:58 am | #

    ._. pretty sure I had a Joyce moment tonight. Only it was saying he had more visual exposure (he’s big city californian american, I’m rural canadian) for his art, and what it SOUNDED like was: ‘You’re asian, you know more about black people as a result’

    Joyce… I get you. And I sort of resent it.

  26. MrGBH
    MrGBH
    August 2, 2011 at 6:26 am | #

    Joyce caught herself saying something stupid.
    Impressive.
    The next step is to stop herself from saying something stupid.

  27. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    August 2, 2011 at 9:14 am | #

    Joyce, Joyce, Joyce, you cannot “catch yourself from saying something stupid”, by saying something just as stupid. Fail.

    • Menamebephil
      Menamebephil
      August 2, 2011 at 11:37 am | #

      I’m pretty sure ‘blisteringly stupid’ is a step up from ‘blisteringly stupid and also casually racist’. Progress is progress.

  28. ALostProphet
    ALostProphet
    August 2, 2011 at 11:08 am | #

    Stop doing the Walky-face, Sal. It’s… confusing.

  29. Billy
    Billy
    August 2, 2011 at 11:19 am | #

    Walky may be Indian but Joyce is sure a naive American…

  30. Zem
    Zem
    August 2, 2011 at 11:26 am | #

    Fun trivia: David is also the author’s last name!

    gaspshockamazement

    • David
      David M Willis
      August 2, 2011 at 2:27 pm | #

      ….last?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 2, 2011 at 3:13 pm | #

        Maybe Zem thinks that the name David Willis is Japanese where the family name comes first??? *shrugs*

        • Zem
          Zem
          August 3, 2011 at 11:45 am | #

          Oh, sorry. Funny because I AM actually Hungarian. (No, really.)

          That’s no excuse for saying something stupid, sorry.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      August 2, 2011 at 6:57 pm | #

      *Death Stare*

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        August 2, 2011 at 7:59 pm | #

        *Ominous Latin Chanting*

  31. Ravux
    Ravux
    August 2, 2011 at 12:06 pm | #

    Sal… hasn’t lit that cigarette yet. Has she?

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      August 2, 2011 at 2:27 pm | #

      It’s so lonely. 🙁

  32. Nimras
    Nimras
    August 2, 2011 at 12:38 pm | #

    O_o I’ve never heard of those “descriptors” before.

    That said, my uncle is Cherokee, and his then-fiancée (who is from India) was asked by her parents if her fiancé was Indian.

    …She said yes. *grin*

    Bit of a shock for them when they came to the US for the wedding.

    • Bickendan
      Bickendan
      August 2, 2011 at 6:13 pm | #

      How did that turn out?
      My sister seems to have a preference for Indian men, which has given my family some insight into Indian culture in regards to familial structure and courtship — that must have been a bitter pill for them to swallow.

  33. Ian
    Ian
    August 2, 2011 at 3:34 pm | #

    This is the sort of logic that leads you to conclude that all TV shows are actually the daydream of the autistic kid from St. Elsewhere.

    • Ian
      Ian
      August 2, 2011 at 3:34 pm | #

      errrrr, not sure how this got down here. IGNORE ME

  34. BowToTheBard
    BowToTheBard
    August 2, 2011 at 4:20 pm | #

    I just noticed this in today and yesterday’s strips, but did Sal always have a mole/mark above her right eye?

    • Ravux
      Ravux
      August 3, 2011 at 12:44 pm | #

      I’m fairly certain that’s just the eyebrow crease(line, whatever it’s called. THING) you get when move your eyebrows like that.

  35. Finder
    Finder
    August 3, 2011 at 5:32 pm | #

    I just noticed Sal first appears in this comic. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/sister/
    It’s her on the motorcycle going by.

  36. Kaiyasin
    Kaiyasin
    August 3, 2011 at 9:04 pm | #

    I know that in the last panel Joyce confirms that her stupid was about the Indian thing, but I thought she was freaking out at first because “David” is a Christian name.

  37. SgtNumnum
    SgtNumnum
    November 7, 2013 at 4:19 pm | #

    RACIST!Also I don’t get it, what would that have to do with being called “Walky”?

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